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The speakers were probably older then the base itself from how badly they sounded, but no one really cared since no one used them really, so the sound off squeaking was a little of a surprise, but the sound that came out of it explained
everything "Heavy weapons guy, to zhe infirmary right zhis instance!" A heavy German accent came out if the speakers
Medic calling Heavy by his full name doesn't bring anything good
But Medic calling Heavy by his work name? That was even much more worse
All of his teammates looked at him with sympathy. Scout, Engineer, Sniper and Spy who were playing poker looked up from their cards, each looking with their own face of 'we will remember you buddy's. Soldier and Demoman who were playing some sort of drinking game stopped drinking before drinking a shot in Heavy's memory. And lastly Pyro who was drawing on the wall with a red cryon looked at him and mumbled something that Heavy couldn't make out what it was
He just got up and walked to the infirmary with a big and loud sigh. When Medic calls him like this it's either the best thing he'll ever hear in his entire life of the worst thing. There was no in-between when it came to his doctor
Another sigh came out of the Heavy as he was in front of the double doors of the cold room. He just sucked as much as air as possible, knowing that there's a chance that it'll be his last before opening the doors
He was accepting to maybe see Medic holding a bloody bonesaw with a big smug evil grin, and it would be up to him to know if Medic was in a good or a bad mood-
But no
Non of that
The doctor was bend over on one of the counters. The moment Medic heard the doors open he turned his head fast enough to make Heavy a little worried that it might break. But the way Medic said
"Misha!"
With that beaming smile made him forget why he was worried in the first place. Medic throw himself at Heavy that made the both of them fell to the ground. Medic nuzzle Heavy's neck aggressively with his usual 'hoos' before looking up at Heavy's face with a big grin on his face almost cutting his face
"Heavy!, they laid eggs!" He said as he moved his hands from Heavy's neck down to his chest
They laid eggs!. Did he mean like an experiment of laying eggs...or something like that..?
It took Heavy a moment to registe what Medic just said, his doves laid eggs. The little trouble makers made eggs now huh?, already having twelve of them wasn't enough and now they'll have at least one more?
Well, this wasn't the only reason why the former doctor was exited about his birds laying eggs. He saw them as his children and now them laying eggs he saw it as him being a grandpa. And how was Heavy so sure of that?. Well...
This isn't the first time the little birds had eggs, it's the second, actuall. But the reason why they didn't make it was that one of Soldier's raccoons found its way into Medic's lab and.... Let's just that that raccoon had a good feast that night. Medic was so furious that he almost killed that damn raccoon on the spot when he saw the eggshells in its mouth but thankfully Heavy was with him to stop from painting the lab with scarlet blood
So he knew that Medic will make sure that nothing happens to the eggs now. Not a touch, not a scratch, no one breathing a little to harshly on them. Nothing will happen to them wither he was alive or dead. He'll make sure that nothing well touch them
"Which pair?" Heavy said as he grinned back at the doctor, relxing his arms around his doctor before he took his hands in his. Showing him two freshly laid eggs
So small. So shiny. So perfect
"It was Alexandria and Viktor!, could you belive that!?" Medic said with excitement, his grin getting impossibly bigger as he looked at his husband
Alexandria and Viktor?, huh. Who would have thought that the trouble maker and the quite one would decide to have babies?. Well to be fair. Alexandria and Viktor are quite similar to Medic and Heavy. Medic and Alexandria are always finding themselves in trouble one way or another, meanwhile Heavy and Viktor are the ones that usually just stay out of trouble. What a nice similarity
"Is Alexandria alright?" He said as he inspected the eggs, still not touching the eggs, he knows that Medic won't make any exceptions if someone touchs them
Ja!, she is all fine!, I already gave her her own cage, with a nice fluffy nest and a lot of food & toys!" He said as he pointed to said cage with Alexandria in it, with Viktor next to her as well
"Shouldn't Alexandria sit on eggs?" Heavy asked a bit concerned for the eggs.
"Hmh?, oh ja ja, I just wanted to make sure the eggs are all healthy before giving them to her so she'll take care of them. Got a good look on them?, I'll put give them to their mutter now" he said as he picked up the nest slowly and gently Heavy watched silently as Medic opened the cage and murmured comfortably to Alexandria as he picked her up with his other hand as he put the eggs on her nest. Putting Alexandria down slowly on her eggs. Heavy walked to Medic as the doctor stayed in front of the cage, putting his hand on the older man's back, said doctor leaned his head on the taller man's shoulder
"Heavy, do you...want to have our own kids ones some day?" He said no louder then a whisper. Heavy looked at his partner, a small yet noticeable smile
"Da, is good idea. Doktor"