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    1945; the year WW2 finally ended. The year Scout was born and the year his father would disappear before Scout even got the chance to create memories of him. 1968; the year the gravel war starts. The year the two are reunited.

    I'll add tags as the work develops.

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    Engineer gets turned into a marketable plushie, shenanigans ensue.

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    Austin's new to the team, soft around the edges and armed with sunlight, tripwires, and a whole lot of heart. He’s not a soldier, not a killer—just a support class trying to make it through the war with wildflowers and weird inventions.

    This is a series of short stories of how a tiny field medic with deer ears and too much energy wriggled his way into the lives (and hearts) of nine very different mercenaries—and reminded them all that strength doesn’t always look the way you expect.

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    While trying to find a cure for his excessive boredom, Scout ends up intrigued by Sniper's Saturday plans, and the contents of the mysterious letter he's about to send.

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    When battles are done and the rest of the day is left unoccupied, Scout is often afflicted with a severe case of boredom. Sure, he loved baseball just as much as the next guy, but after so many days of stalemates or quick matches, his sketchbook often began to call his name instead.

    Wanting to improve his skills in people-drawing as a result, he figured the battlefield's endless supply of corpses was his best bet. Medic delightfully disagreed, and before anyone could say no, the classroom was open!

    Get your pencils out and scalpels ready, because it’s time for Art-Natomy!

    (AKA a very stupid excuse for a pre-nursing student [me] to study for the TEAS Exam’s Anatomy and Physiology portion while also feeding into my hyperfixation while also-also improving my anatomy-drawing skills.)

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    When battles are done and the rest of the day is left unoccupied, Scout is often afflicted with a severe case of boredom. Sure, he loved baseball just as much as the next guy, but after so many days of stalemates or quick matches, his sketchbook often began to call his name instead.

    Wanting to improve his skills in people-drawing as a result, he figured the battlefield's endless supply of corpses was his best bet. Medic delightfully disagreed, and before anyone could say no, the classroom was open!

    Get your pencils out and scalpels ready, because it’s time for Art-Natomy!

    [Story Version of the original "Art-Natomy"]

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    In which Anon has a complex plot dust bunny (bunnies) regarding Team Fortress 2

    but it's vaguely told through a vast amount of headcanons (some full headcanon, some with omitted details).

    And it doesn't have a proper conclusion.

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    A job gone wrong. Or right, depending on who one gets kidnapped from or for. Here's hoping the blue-suited man who saved you from the initial mark he delivered you to has something resembling a conscience.

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    A series of phone calls that takes place throughout the first part of It's Not Unusual.

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    You never really have to think about your identity in the outbacks, Mick Mundy never did. He never needed to on the family farm; all you needed was a name to heed to, legs to walk with, and arms to push or pull or carry whatever needed to be moved that day. Dingos were as much a part of his life as humans were, he never knew anything else and his parents never forced him to choose one or the other. Life was perfect, the new job was meant to be easy money… how wrong he was.

    Killing isn’t the rough part, facing his own humanity through the kindness of the men around him is a million times tougher act than taking any life could be.

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    AKA i'm in love with Dingo Sniper and i shall punch him with love <3

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    You’ve realized too late that angels don’t fall—they burn, and they take you with them.

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    Basically reader is fucked.
    And that perhaps literally.
    But that we'll have to see through the voting.
    NOW FOLLOW MY TUMBLR! NOW!

     

    RIGHT NOW!

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    1972: the year the world ended.

    Two factions, formerly stuck in perpetual war, shattered.

    With everything on the line, the survivors must reluctantly join forces against a common enemy.

    Magic, however, works in mysterious ways. What if this "team" suddenly finds themselves transported to another world, facing a different kind of existential threat?

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    Scout wasn’t particularly lucky, nor was he a total failure. Just a guy with some bugs in his head, always on the run, and a habit of talking first and thinking later. And yet, luck followed him like a shadow—too often, too precisely, as if some higher hand was nudging events along. Too often to be coincidence.

    Doesn’t God love everyone equally?

    — Of course He does, — that’s what they say in Sunday school. But then Scout falls off a roof and lands right on a bunch of mattresses that no one remembers putting there. Storms in one-against-three and somehow wins without lifting a finger. Closes a café after a night shift and magically finds a new job with better pay. Thinks about wanting something specific—and poof, there it is, right in front of him.

    Scout would’ve laughed it off. He took it for granted. You just say it, and bam. He would’ve said something like, “I’m just that awesome, that’s all!”

    But somewhere—in that far-off place where coincidences aren’t born—someone smiles just a little too wide.

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    You're a mercenary at Mann Co. and relationships between mercs are strictly forbidden. Could this Doctor be the one you need? or is it just forbidden, Lust!?

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    When Half-Life 3 is threatened by interdimensional foes, an unlikely and utterly insane alliance forms. Join the mercs of Team Fortress 2, the unhinged Postal Dude, and zombie apocalypse survivors as they blast their way across the multiverse—from explosive Combine encounters to chaotic trips through God knows where. Expect gratuitous violence, dark humor, and a whole lot of mayhem in this wild ride to save gaming's most anticipated sequel!

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    After an accident, the losers Scout and Heavy will have to create a self-defense club to avoid getting expelled from school. Heavy will navigate his feelings for the German student, and Scout just wants to meet a girl. Too many punches, too much blood, and above all, way too much homosexuality will be experienced in the shabby school self-defense club.

    ...

    A loose adaptation of the movie "Bottoms."

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    It is tf2 stupid fun sprinkled with overlord seriousness. Ainz finds an tome that can summon tf2 merc. He wants the mercs as his subordinate but he doesn't know anything about them, so he will summon them one by one. The mercs aren’t loyal until on payment, they live up to the expectation of Nazarick and get employed into it, but they gonna be under watch 24/7 incase of betrayal

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    07/16/1968

    I contacted ███████ ██████ as per The Administrator's request. They sounded reasonable suspicious of me calling but were rather cordial in setting up a meeting. I'll be out in ███████, AZ. I've been looking over their file and I can understand why The Administration is interested in them. I'm looking forward to meeting them. Hopefully, we'll have a Nurse soon.

    This is Pauling, signing off.

    ────────────

    The RED Team is fit to welcome a new class, The Nurse! As an assistant to the Medic and secondary healer, The Nurse learns to live as another pawn in the Gravel Wars while revisiting their past and finding a different future.

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    Miss Pauling is many things: overworked, a slave to The Administrator, Scout's unrequited crush, and a helpful overseer of both RED and BLU. But even she has her limits.

    Despite being a consummate professional with standards (Sniper certainly approves), Pauling crumbles under her giant heap of "To-Dos", especially those relating to keeping both mercenary teams in check. So, while she can handle their antics from time to time...

    ...she usually lets The Secretary handle it. Less blood and paperwork for her, too!

    [relationships and tags are subject to change as story progresses! - puree]

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