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Len & Rin were fighting. Again. Because they are siblings and siblings fight. Nothing out of the normal.
This time it was something about Len annoying Rin about her self ship fanfiction, or something. And now he was following her around the house about it.
It was when they stopped at Miku's bedroom door that Len, surprisingly, shut up. Rin turned around, hesitantly, just to find her brother looking at the door open-mouthed. — Len? Why is you looking at Miku's door like you've seen a fucking ghost-
The Kagamine was interrupted by a loud whine coming from Teto, followed by a comforting shush and a “it's okay, you're doing great” from Miku herself.
More whimpering went through the bedroom door while the twins looked at eachother dumbfounded. Holy shit.
— I don't think we should be hearing this..... — Rin lowly said, her voice being muffled by the hand she had on her mouth; yet, she was still understandable.
As for Len, his ‘o’ shape turned into this big smile on his lips, accompanied by an immature laugh. — I would die without knowing that Miku was the top!
— LEN!! — Rin yelled. — For the love of god Len, they are in a very intimate moment! You don't make a comment like that, you fat headed rascal, this ain't no hentai anime!
Len frowned in annoyance. — C'mon, it's not like I'm directly watching them. Besides, it's not my fault that Teto moans like a nuclear power plant siren, and plus: I gotta catch them saying something funny, I need'a get a good laugh.
— Len, for the love of Jesus Christ, WHAT THE FUCK IS FUNNY IN INVADING A COUPLE'S PRIVACY???
Meiko suddenly interrupts their discussion. — What is you guys screaming about, holy mol-
— Haaa, I can't! 'S too much, Miku, I can't, I can'- — Teto cried louder than she'd personally like, choking on her own breath.
— Shh, I know, you can do it, babe, it's oka- HOLY FUCK TETO, NO NAIL, NO NAIL!!!!
Len's laugh got way louder, and Rin just got way more nervous. Meiko was taken back by how loud they were getting and simply didn't knew if she was supposed to assume they were having sex and leave them alone or to ask if Teto needed something cause she sounded quite suffered.
— We need to get out of here...
— Not until a meme come out of this!
— Len, you urgently need to get out of the 5th grade! — Meiko face palms.
— Man, you guys are no fun.
Suddenly, Kaito & Eleanor were on the scene. — Well, here's your wife. — She said.
Kaito opened his arms very wide. — Meikoooo!! Where you beeeennn, my love of my life?? — He hugged his wife like his life depended of it and blinked lovingly at her like he was asking for cuddles with a “pretty please”. Fuckin malewife. /affectionate
— I'm trying to get these two out of Miku's door since kids these days can't respect a couple's private moments.
— “These two”, comma! — Rin objected, already feeling Meiko's side eye. — It's Len who is being a nosy pervert!
— Pervert nothing, is you seeing my dick getting hard by any chance?
— Holy shit Len, do you have any filter on your mouth? — Eleanor asked, rightfully getting concerned.
— No. — Yeah, it's a good thing the element admits it.
Kaito asked: — Wait guys, what are y'all talking about?
— Just listen. — Len pointed at the door with his thumb.
Everyone finally got silent as they all paid attention to when the sound waves that came from Miku and Teto. Eleanor's face lost its glow as soon as Miku started to praise her for “being such a good girl and taking it so well” and Len... Well, he was having fun with all of this. That asshole.
Kaito brought a hand to his chest. — Miku... My lil sis... She... AAAAAAAAAAAA — He dramatically faints, as if he's not the one who almost brings that building down every time Meiko decides to peg him, having her to catch him before he completely falls on his head on the ground.
Eleanor only brought a hand to her forehead. — Man... That's. Disgusting.... — She muttered.
— Okay everybody, I think it's time to leave. — Meiko said, already having her husband in bridal style. — We've been eavesdropping for longer than we should've, and this is completely unethical, and they will be very upset if they find out we've been breaking in their privacy like this. — Meiko turned her eyes to Len, who was rolling on the floor from laughing too hard. — Especially at you, Len.
Len was out of breath. — This is so funny! — He gasped for air. — I wonder if they sound this cringe when they cum-
— LEN KAGAMINE, JESUS CHRIST, YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF AN ORAL DIARRHEA AND YOU SHOULD GO TO A FUCKING CHURCH!! — Eleanor snapped at him.
— Nah, if that nigga takes a step on a church, the church is gonna go on fire. — Rin said. She is right, though, I'm not gonna lie.
However, to everyone's despair, the bedroom door opened, revealing none other than a very pissed off, fully clothed and no signs of lewd acts Miku. Everyone's blood ran so cold, that Rin was surprised no one had frozen instantly. It was truly a moment where the asshole locks in a way that not even Wi-Fi is capable of entering.
— I just wanna know the reason for all this screaming on my bedroom door.... — The teal haired woman said coldly.
Everyone was silent. Absolutely none of them could explain that they thought she and Teto were making love and we're having an entire discussion surrounding it because Kagamine Len was being Kagamine Len. But regardless, Rin decided to start. — Well, Miku... You see-
— Why are you fully clothed?
— LEN, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! — The three girls screamed at him. This boy is still going to get his entire circle of friends into some legal trouble if he keeps up that bag mouth of his, I'm warning y'all.
— What do you mean “why am I on clothes”? Why would I be naked, Len? — Miku crossed her arms.
— Weren't ya burying your dick in Teto? — The yellow dreadhead asked as if that wasn't nothing. He was truly an idiot.
At this very moment, Rin lost her hopes on her twin brother and just wished she was an only child, at least for a day or on her next life. Miku looked at Len like she was going to shoot the 14 year old with a laser from her eyes, and Eleanor quickly hid her face with one of her hands, clearly hating the situation.
— Burying my.... — Miku took a deep breath, massaging her right temple to avoid saying something stupid. She opened the door wider, letting everyone see what was inside the room.
On the bed, there was a laying down Teto that was half naked from the hips up, which exposed a very big and ugly wound from her stomach to her waist, that was bleeding onto the towel that was under her. Meiko hissed at the sigh, because it was a really horrifying wound to see.
No wonder Kasane Teto was crying like that.
— This morning, Teto and I went for a fly when she ended up crashing into a bunch of concrete blocks. — Miku explained the context. — All of you should have a less perverted mind, and you two!... — She points at the twins. — I'm going to have a serious talk with Neru about y'all's behavior; especially about that filthy mouth of yours, Len. — She said very harshly.
The room was quiet for a couple seconds until... — Well, in our defense, Miku, it's not our fault that your girlfriend moans like a trombone blown by a cross between an elephant and a whale. — Len was then met with a havaianas right in the middle of his face. Well deserved.
— I am definitely having a talk with Neru about this! Now all of you: get out of my. Fucking. Room. — She didn't had to say twice, as everyone quickly rushed to somewhere that was far away from Miku's wrat.
When everyone was already out of her sight, Miku closed the door behind her and looked in the direction of Teto, who had both of her hands on her face. Miku promised herself that she'd make Len learn his lesson if this makes her girlfriend cry.
— Babe... Baby, don't listen to him, my cranberry of my life. — She carefully hugged her twin drilled lover. — You know Len has nothing on his egg brain.
Teto breathed in. — Yeah, I know.. — She rests her head on Miku's shoulder. — But please, cover my mouth if I get too loud, next time we get at it... I don't wanna risk others, specially him, hearing me... — Said the redhead.
— Oh Teto, nobody's gonna hear you. — She caressed Teto's cheek. — And even if they do, whatever we do in between four walls ain't nothing of their business. — Miku kissed her forehead, making the chimera smile silly. — And besides, I can't promise you that I'm gonna shut you down.
Teto arched one eyebrow.
Miku bit her lower lip. — Yeah, cause like- that sweet needy voice of yours, alone, is literally more than enough to make me- — A fluffy pillow interrupts her.
— Hatsune Miku, if you complete this sentence, you will sleep on the couch tonight.