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The Hardened Thief

Chapter 7: Slimy turnaround

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After returning back to the mansion, Kazuma and I went to my room and pondered about the current situation a little before going to sleep:

“Ahhh... What... What do you... Ahhh... Think?”. Kazuma was holding me from the back, kissing my neck and stroking me wildly... It... Felt... Sooooooo... Good...

“I think you seem to be enjoying this more than usual”

“Hehehe... Ahhh... That’s not what I’m talking about...Ahhhhhh... Almost there”. My breathing was out of control.

BANG! The door flew open... And it startled me.

“Chris are you alright? I heard some weird noi-“

SPLOOOOSH... Sploooooosh.... Splosh...

“Emmmm...”. Darkness was completely covered in my fluids. “Darkness...”. We all froze up for a moment.

“G-g-goodnight”. Darkness turned around and left.

“W-w-what do we do, Kazuma? My dear friend... H-h-how can I look at her in the eyes after this?”.

“What do you mean? After you used your skills on her? How is this any different?”

“I mean, those were skills, but this wasn’t.”

“Relax, it will be alright... Now... Time for round two”. He suddenly bit my neck, turning right back on.

After five more times, we went to sleep, each in its own room.


“Good morning, Chris”.

“Good...”. Darkness, while sitting right next to Megumin, looked down. I was really sorry for yesterday. “Morning”. I looked down too. I was really really really sorry, Darkness.

Splat.

“My bad, Darkness”. I looked up at Darkness. It seemed that the doughnut Megumin was eating splattered cream all over Darkness. She glanced at me an quickly stood up.

“I g-g-got to go”.


“Chris, I’ll go around gather some more info... While you... you should rest a little and clear your mind”. Sniff, I feel sad for the current situation. “Don’t worry to much about Darkness, your friendship isn’t over”. Sniff.

“O-okay”.

So I went to my room.

“Let’s see, about our last target... Mmmmh... Mmmmmmmmmh... I can’t think”. I was just entering my room.

“I can’t think at all. Maybe I should rest... Ooooooor, maybe I could train a little”.

BAM! Did the door just close behind me? I quickly turned around, but someone had jumped on me, threw me on the floor and held me down.

“D-d-darkness, what are you doing?”

“Chris... I... Want... To... Train... With... You”.

“W-w-what do you mean?”

“Not only you were able to defeat me when you attacked me as a thief, but now you tease my like that too?”

“I didn’t teas-“

“Unacceptable! As a knight I need to handle anything, even such acts of perversion”. Darkness and her messed up understanding knighthood.

“But Darkn-“

“Please Chris, I beg you”. H-h-how can I say no to her, when she’s so honest.

“Of course I want to help y-“

Shramf. Darkness tore her own pyjama pants and her underwear. Damn, she was serious. So I looked into her eyes and clearly saw it. Her eyes looked completely crazy.

“Ahhhh... Ahhhh”. Nothing has happened yet and you’re already so turned on? M-m-maybe we should stop... But... As I looked down on myself, I was beyond excited too.

“Wait!”. Darkness looked at me. “This isn’t right”. She looked confused as I threw her on the floor and took the top position. “It should be like this”.

I started penetrating her... Each time I went in, I felt ecstasy... Darkness was so incredibly erotic in such situation, as she was fighting will all her body, mind and spirit to stay conscious.

“Not... Bad... you’re... holding... up”. 

“Ahhhh... Ahhhhh... As any real... Ahhhh.. Knight would... Ahhhh”. Goodness gracious, what a face she was making. I looked like a mix between lust and pride.

“But I’m barely starting”. Immediately, without even letting her reply, I started pounding her harder and harder, going as deep as possible.

“Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh...Ahhh... Ahhh... I...”. Then she fainted... I... I think I became better at this... No?.. I mean, last time I wrecked part of the church to take her down.


“Huh?”. Darkness sat up on the sofa on which I placed her, looked around, looked at me for a second, then looked down. “I lost... How can I be so weak?”

“What are you talking about Darkness, you’re stronger that anyone I ever met... Or taken down”

“H-h-how many skills did you use to take me down?”. Skills? Oh wait, I forgot about those... mmmmh, what should I say.

“It took...”. Darkness, don’t look at me with those eyes. If I tell her zero, she’ll fall into a depression. “One”.

“WHAT?”. Sorry for lying to you, friend. “Completely and unequivocally unacceptable”.

“Don’t wor-“

“I really need to train”.

“Darkn-“

“I demand a rematch!”. My dick was throbbing like crazy... How could I refuse?


For a week, Kazuma gathered information while I trained non-stop with Darkness. I slowly used more and more skills on her. She was relentless and I felt insatiable.

“Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh...”. Damn, she was able to handle all of that.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”. I came inside her.

“Yesh! I mana-sh-ged to sh-tay conscious”. The buckets of drool coming from her mouth were interfering with her talking.

Spank! I spanked her butt once to congratulate her. It felt perfect at the time, but immediately I felt some embarrassment for doing ti.

“You did great...”. Darkness looked back at me, barely able to make up a smile, with the naughty state she was in. Oh Darkness, I can’t wait to see how you’ll react next. “Buuuuuut...”. Darkness expression twitched a little. “You forgot... something...”. Her expression changed again, but it was hard to understand it. “Ohhhh Kazuma”.

“Yes my lady?”. I felt Kazuma behind me as he cancelled his lurk skill to reveal his presence.

“It is time for the you know what”. Darkness was clearly panicked, so much so that she seemed unable to utter any words, even though her mouth was moving.

“Always ready”.

“Darkness...”. Now that was an incredible face that Darkness was making. I love it. “It is time for your favourite skill”. The moment Kazuma stuck it in me, I activated the skill and as expected my dick grew and grew, panicking Darkness further and further, until it doubled in size.

“Wai-“.

“Too late”. I jammed it slowly inside her.

“I... I... I... Need... More... Training”. By the time my dick was fully inside her, she fainted.

“Only one thrust, ehhh?”. I looked behind me. “What do you think?”

“I think...”. Kazuma put his hands around me. “I like the situation we’re in”.

“Wait, Kazuma, let me move her away first”.

“Nah-ah, this will be her punishment”. You devil.

So we continued making out on top of her... Cumming again and again... And again...


“Huh?”. Darkness regained consciousness... Right on time.

Slaaaaaat... Splaaat... Splat.

“W-w-what is all this?”. I felt ashamed of what I had done... But... What a sight... The word lustful or erotic simply weren’t good enough to describe it.

“Your punishment for fainting so easily”. Kazuma was clearly enjoying himself.

“How much was I able to hold?”

“Barely one thrust”. Darkness was shocked, but knowing her...

“Then... Maybe I should...”. Mmmh? What is Darkness doing?. “Train first...”. She sat up, opened her arms towards me. “With two normal ones”. Gulp.

“Then...”. I intuitively moved towards her. “I shall train you...”. I hugged her and lifted her up, as she put her hands around my neck. My mouth was right next to her ear, so I whispered instead. “Relentlessly”. Kazuma grabbed her from behind, and we both started pounding her.

“Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh...”. Her mouth being so close to my eras, every single moan from Darkness turned me on even more.


For two weeks we had non-stop threesomes. But, now, Darkness was able to handle double penetration, even with skills.

“Ahhhh... I made it... I fina-“

BANG!

“Ouch”. Kazuma had banged his head.

“PFFFFFF”. This is so ridiculous. We all slipped on all the fluid that were on the floor, after banging Darkness with both of us standing up.

“Are you alright Chris?”

“Hahaha, yeah. What about Darkness?”

“Nope, she fainted from the sudden scare.”

“Does this means she lost?”

“Of course not, give her a break”.


While Darkness left temporarily to go see her dad, Kazuma and I met up as usual.

“More than a month passed, and we still have no new clue to follow”.

“Relax Chris, we’ll keep looking”.

“I guess...”

“Although I have to say, you see to be rather happy about your current situation. It has been a while since I heard you mention wanting to go back to normal”.

“Well... Yeah... Maybe...”


“Hey Megumin... What’s up?... Today you seem... Different”.

“Yeah, I found out something weird this morning”.

“Weird?”

“Yeah.. How should I put it... There seem to be a lot of strange revelations about the goddesses that people believe in so fervently”. I don’t like where this is going? Don’t tell me another rumour started about me.

“W-w-what do you mean?”.

“It seems that the goddess is truly a futanari”. Ehhh? How is that new?

“But people already talked about that?”. I’m very confused? Maybe it is some new confirmation or something.

“I’m talking about the goddess Aqua”. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???

“What are you talking about?”.

“I heard from the blacksmith that he heard from a trusted person that Aqua is a futanari too... Maybe all goddesses are futanaris?”. So the person who started these rumours wants to wreck the image of all goddesses?

“I d-d-doubt it... It is probably a lie”. I need to stop these rumours about lady Aqua, even if it means that I have to bring more attention on myself.

“No, no, no... It is logical”. Logical? LOGICAL? What the hell?

“How?”

“Well, why do we expect goddesses to be exactly like us? They are unique beings? With unique beauty and probably unique features, like being futanaris”. Damn it, such explanation would make sense to most people.

“A-a-anyways, which blacksmith told you that?”


SLAP. SLAP. SLAP. SLAP.

“Okay okay, I’ll tell everything, you demon!”. It still hurts when people say that to me, but I have no options left.

“Who told you such stories?”

“Sh-sh-she told me to stay quiet...”. She? So it was a girl.

“Who?”. I stood there, ready to slap him with my dick again.

“It was... It... Was... Lady... Aqua...”.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?”