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Arlo is the archbishop of merch and had his own archdiocese
Really obvious self inserts
Arlos bby grills:
Arthor morgan
Jerma
Dragon
jeffrey hodek
Leon scott kennedy
Ms piggy
Ticci toby
Karl marx
Wolverine
Crazyplayz
Dazai
Akutagawa
Characters:
Steve minecraft
Herobrine
John F kennedy
F/N
N/N (Oakley/Dokiely)
Mermaid one direction BTS. ITS BTS NOW
Jeff the jerker
Jeff the killer -jeff the jester
Jeff the freaker
Mermaid creepy pasta gang
Paw patrol
Lord Box Man
Story outline:
Y/N goes to a dinner party at N/N’s house. Bingus is residing in the backrooms suburbia lookin place. After N/N makes y/n drink the mermaid potion y/n is then exiled and sold to mermaid one direction. But after y/n is delivered, one direction realized they made a grave mistake because y/n would make a terrible mermaid sacrifice for merch. Mermaid one direction then hands y/n over to ARLO, the merch archbishop and resides in his own archdiocese. F/N work woith evil amd freakt pirate brozoe/
Okay so Y/N is alive again obvi, bingus can never just fucking die. Ugh 🙄 😒. Oh fuck I forgot the chapter tittles.cAnyway, what if y/n was liek, a cock roach. What if y/n had bug liek featue. Wiat I thijk tha thappeend in the sequel. Hm… One moment gangous. Oh moose is helping me rn if anyone even cares. Oh wtf why did my y/n have tities. I did NOT give bongous titites. Oh shit what does a cockroach even look like. I AHTE cockroaches dude. I’m so scred of them that it’s liek kinda funny but also I would fucking soba t the sight of one irl. Hopefully not in picks though. Looks like we’ll find out. Okay no I couldn;t do that. But i diduce dit’s features. I relalt didnt need to look them up to be hoestn. Man wat he fucks moose jsut walked away. Whaet a birhc,Ohs it they kinda. NOT FIEN NOT FINE I WASN”T GOGIN TO SAY FINE STOP IT GET OUT. Wowie roach y/n kinda silly. Time tio eliminate bingus. OH FUCK THE ACTUAL STORY MY BAD GANG
Chapter 1- Stomatopoda (Mantis Shrimp)
Raymond B. Manning
Okay so y/n lives in a very nice port city. Bingus isnt leagly allowed to leave becuAsde of bongous uprising agains the government (bingus thought the presidents wife was baddie and was upset about the marriage contract). So anyway Y/N is constantly surrounded by capitalism, which is bogo-ous favorte song. The government ment thought this would theem bongous at peace because they litteraly had a kickass house and cpatlism but bingus si still a little bitch anf gont on bongugs neighbor nerve. One specifically wa sevily plotting against bongous.
N/N POCE: “Y/N is such a CUNT. Bingous is alwyas blating the canadanan and american anthem rap battle version. Fuckin bitch. Bingus egged by mouse once and them proceded to lick all the egg up. It wa s so gross. Bingusy riffle thought my trash likea racoon but at least racocosna re cute y/n is sut a FREAK. THat little runt of the litter stole my lawn last sunday during the sermon. Binguys is always yowling in the middle of the night. That void of light consumptons steals the pies that Gorgenia bakes for the town out of the kindness of her heart… Y/N is never appriceteive of anything and it breaks gorfenia’s heart. Gorgenia is sucha a sweetheart and y/n wis sucha BITCH to her. If anyone fucks with forgenia iw will RUIN them. So, in gorgenia’s honor, I must make the most evilll paltn of all!! I will sell my ananoying as neigh bor 😈… TO Mermaid BTS, rhyw love themselcves soem y/n.” *evily rus ahnda together adn smirks cutely* “Yes/// I’ms so genius. Praise Gorginea. Hahahahhahah!!!”
Y/N was watching the america vs candia rapt battle anthem videa for the 50th time on loop that morning when bingus heard a knock on bongus door. “What the FRWEAKITDY FREAK FRACK FUCK Was THAT” Y/N asked befire rollign the couch and slamming bongus head onto the ground/ Fucking loser. Anywyas bingus gets up and walks over tot eh doors and open it. Outside it bongous FAVORTIE neighboer N/N (that stands for neighbor name btw) “Oh em geee! N/N! House the mouse?” N/N looks very confused and super annoyed “I don’t have a mouse wtf.” Y/N ponders tis for a moment s befor egaspign. “OH SHIT WAS GORGENIAS MOUSE???” N/N 😲. “Uhm… Anywya come out here theres capitalism in the water today.” Says N/N in a totally nto suspicious manner. “Okay.” They go to water.
At water. “Wow. The caaptlism today is PEAK. You can really see it” Y/N says because bingous adores capitalism I guess. The wtae ris normal. “Yeah. I’m hosting a dinner part tonight by the way. You should totLLT come. We would love t0 have you.” Oakley says. Y/N is so happy bingous starts eating sand. N/N takes this time to slowly abc away and then makes a run for dokelys life becaus e y/n is crazy freaky fuking creep..
Time skip btw.
Y/N excitedly gets ready for the dinner party. Bingus puts on bongous bets attire. Bingous wears a bang energy chain, a squid hat that may be a real squid who knows, big STUOID red boots AND clown shoes, a ugly ass shirt that syas “what does the slut say” (where the fuck did bingus get trhat) and chose to forgo pants. Dear Lord. “Eeee!!! I”m so eggcited!!” Y/N syas as bingus pack bongous chicken bag full of eggs. Once loaded with ways too may eggs Bingus steps outside and walks to N/N’s hosur. Bingous knocks on the door while rining the door bell. Gorenia or whatever the fuck her name is opens the door and sevle emotions flash across her face. THe first one is pure and utter disgust, then it settle sinto confusion, then a small smile. “Hey Y/N! I didn’t know you wwere coming. It’s great to see you. I uh…” She stars at the atrocity that is Y/N’s outfit, “... really love your outfit. It’s so… you.” She compliments. Y/N rolls bingus eyes and looks over bongous shouler. “GEt a load of this guy am I right?” No one was there. Gorgenia has a confused look on her face but opens the door. “Uh, come in. N/N has been waiting for you. Oakley has a drink dokiley ebeen wanting you to try.” Y/N struts in while should checking gorgeni abecuase Y/N is a BTICH. “THe life of the part has arrived.” Bingus announced. Everyone goes quiet. “Yes, I know I’m awesome. Where’s N/N?” Bingus asks. Everyone points to the kitchen. “Coolio.” Y/N heads to the kitchen, hearing camera shutters on the ay. Bingus is so popular. (Thye were taking photos of the ugliest fuckig outfit they’ve ever seen. )
“N/N I’m homes!!” Y/n announced nad bingus letters the kitchen. N/N olooks up from the drinkt oakely was micxing- mysteries vials surorundign it, but y/ns dumd as fuck so bingus doesn;t notice.) “Oh. Hi…” N/N says, looking very dispelase. “I’m making a drink I want you to try. Youc an sit right ther.” Oakley points ot a susspicosuly open window. Y/N sits there because it’s y/n. THe drink egts mixed and y/n is a handed a cup for suspicosuly bublbing greena nd blue concoction of iridescent liquid.
“Wowie! This looks so so tasty and yummy and good and tasty and yummy and hmmmmmm.” Y/N says, downing the potion fuck i meant cocktail all in one go. “Woah I feel so bubbly nwo.” Binhous ssaud, feeling likes bubbles are rising ounder bongus skin. Without any hesitation N/N pushed Y/N out the window, leaf bingus to freefall. Everyone in the party cheers because everyone hated the fucking cunt. Y/n os only like ahle concired bingus is about to fucking die bingus was more sacred about touching water for the first tome in bbongous life. Theres water below bingus btw. Y/N loves cpatlism in water but that water could be communist!! THat’s why bingous doesn’t shower!! Y/N htis the water with a painful noise. “Owie moma What was that!” y/n eclaims knowing what water is. I think. Bingus feels their legs fuse together. It’s super fucking painfuly but only if your y/n has bone.s because those would be fusing. Owie. Y/N sinks the othe bottom like a stoen becaus e of all the ugly ass shit binguys is waering!!
“Damn look at that fine piece of tail.” jungkook (is that a 1 direction guy??) syas. “A little birdie tols us that someoenw oudl be dropping in *smirk*” Says es Jimin sudectivly. Wow I’m swooning. Y/N blooshes. Bingous may be in communist water but at leas t boingous is surrounded by level ten syatts, “Wow… You guys are soh- hot!!: Y?N syas. “Yeah we know” dsya sV(the bts not the letter). ‘We should probably introduce ourselves” says J-hope. “We’re mermaid BTS” Says Suga (bts) s who is infact part of BTS. “yeah what he siad’ says RM “we are going to introduce ourselves through song now, kay?” says jin. “Oh em gee!” Y/n squalls.
“Need an introduction to BTS? alright okay bts where do we begin. Lets start with the oldest his name is called Jin. hes the visual and thats why he looks so fine. my only complain is that he needs more lines. His tial color is Jay’s Favortie Color hex Code #CC99FF. His magic power is time. Also his blood type s o btw.” “looking for the leader well rms your man. hes pretty fluent in e glidgh he statted lestning it from freiends(the tv show) His tial color is My Freshman Prom Dress hex code#f28da6. His magic power is magically colorcordinated magic pens the bend. He ahd A dbloodtpe incase you wanted know. “”and then we have therapper agust d aka non yoongi. his song daechwitas been living in my brain rent free. His tail color is The Sky When It Wasn't Polluted hex code #BCCAF7. Hispower is V. Blod type be number O.” ”we have our hope our sunshine called hobi. hes also known as J-Hope hes the best dancer to me. His tial color is Yellow hex code #FFFF00. His power is bee. His blood type is A” “jimin is the sweetest is the sweetest hed as cute as can be but catch him on stage? hes got that duality. His tial color is Violet Romper hexcode #E48CFF his power is warp reality. Blood type A.“ “finally we have our other visual called V its his singing his dancing and his good fashion for me. His tail coor is oh fuck it’s unamed hold on guyas okai I named it V's Color on Kpop Profile (#f7bec5 - colornames.org) hexcode #F7BEC5. And makes some mean tea. ””dont forget jungkook cause hes the maknae hes talented and loves his members thats all i need to say. He’s the re-inncarnation of princess diana. Also hsi tial color is goddamnit this ia also unna Jungkook's Color of Kpop Proflie hexcode #916FED.” “they come from big hit a pretty small company they love all their fans every one of us armys now you know a little moreabout these seven boys who together grew to be kpops top choice”
They all strike a cool pose. Hen the secret eight member bloody painter starrs speakin “we weren always this cooltho. in fact we serent always mermaids.” lipis dscides 2 explain furthur “It was the year 2017, not long after human BTS existence was terminated. That incident marked the end of my humanity. I still remember the pain, it seared itself into my memories with its scorching flames. I felt every single atom in my legs split and rearrange themselves into their putrid form. My bones, my flesh, my blood, they all contorted and melded against my whims in incongruent dissonance. I could do nothing but scream.” Jin did a sick mermite (mermaid fortnite) dance”yea Nd now we r mermaids B) pretty cool ya??? Smirk” “oh sharK! I forgot to introduce myself” Says bloody painter “My tail color is Air Supuriority Blue Hex code #759AAB and my power is being a slutty twink.” He says cuntily “Yuh, remenids me of my brith.” Re rre ehwar th fjdjmdjenfnhferejnejnjeher Y/N responds.
“wh. which par t????????” aaks the creepypas. y/n doesnt respond “Uhm, Anyways we’re taking you to mermaid civioiazarion because thats where w elive.” says one of the BTS boys because I’m too lazy to pick one rn. “I’m so egegcited>” says Y/n thinking about mice. Thye make their way to parkour fuck i meant mermaid civilization.
mermaid civilization is so cool because it’s in the lost city of Atlantis or something idfk we never have a good setting for this fucking story just act like it’s cool okay? “Wowzers” Y/N says like a loser who just tittiwsnfir the first time. “This reminds me kf my birth place in the secret laboratory.” “Uhm… can u stop talking about bieth pls it’s making me really uncomfortable” Joingkook says because he’s the only one I remebr and I’m too lazy to scroll up. “🥺🍝😍” says v. “Anywya… welcome to mermaid civilization! Or just mermaid city. I don’t fucking knkw anymkre, okay?” The mermaid BTSeader says before curling into a ball on the cement sidewalk. “It’s so cool, I like all the classic surburbN buildings you have got here.” Y/n squeals “thanks, I built it myself” proclaims Jim in who I think is BTS.
“No you fucking didn’t??” Says bob the builder mermaid style and post divorce mermaid fox it frolic. Field. File . Filed. Filed. Fuel is. Fuck this I jive up you get the idea. The fucking submissive housewife criminal husband to a depressed soul der woman from wreck it Ralph. “I’d let Ralph wreck it if you know what I mean…” y/n bites bingouz lip while rubbing bongos hand together frat boy styles. “Me too.” Says yoongi who has ahd a crush on Wreck it Ralph for the past 4.5677 years. “I let him wreck it.” Syas felix. The guy fro the movie not the australian. “I can’t stand this shit anymore.” says logan as he moves to the next page to drop this good awful joke he started while failing to fall asleep.
“Okay….” Bloody painter grabs y/n (Preferbly by the wrist but it’s up to you) “There’s so much to show you here! Just, not the hospital, you’ve kinda been a freak about birth and I don’t want to associate with someone who has criminal charges,” He tels bingus, conviently forgetting that he is actually a creepypasta. “We should show y/n the whore hosue!” says j-hope. “I love whores.: Y/n grins evily. “Omg please don;t call it that what the fuck” Bloody painter gasps. “Lol” syas one of the k-pop boys, “Bingus hasn’t even met arlo yet.” Y/N jolts to attention like some sleeper agent activated “Met… who?” Bingus asks, doing a slow turn in bloody painters direction despite the fact they were probs looking at each other b4.
“Uhm.” Bloody painter scratches the back of his neck nervously “Nothing. Nothing at all.” He syas in the most suspicious manner possible because it’s funny. “Okay!! 😄😁” Y/n accepts esaly because beingus is dumb as fuck. “Lets move locations instead of standing in the middle of a swimway (a walkway but they don’t walk so swim. Get it? 😂😂😂😂😂😂) We’re getting weird looks.” Syas uhm sigma. Because they were in fact getting weird look. Anf by they i mena specifically y/n because bingus is a freak of nature. Kpop boy #4 (jim) and kpop boy #7 (jim in)left without saying anything, andd everyopne else followed because they thought jim and jim in knew where they wered going (they didnt).
They arrive at the evil aviary in a suspiciously short amount of time if 18 hours! Ususaly it take the long amount of 30 minutes! Wowie!! SO Cool!! “Perfect, this is a great place for talking, i see Sharkvester, Shellfish, Ball-point, and ar- i mena. Just them. Come in here all the time to speak with Log.” Seaweed bloody painter. “Yo is that a BIRD under WATER?? Fake news…” saided y/n. “What the actual FUCK is y/n doing here?” Says the bird who is named log and dressed like a middle school english teacher and wears multiple cowboy hats. Hm…..🤔. 😁😁😁!!! “You should be happy youre breathing the same waterrrr as me . fucxking loser!!” Y/n boasta annoyingly. Log sighs “I just wnat to shoot y/n but it’s no the end of the fic yet. FUCK!!!” he dramatically sobs.
“I didn;t know you knew y/n???” Says rm . “Uhm. I know a lot of evil things. Anyway wy are you here BTS, you’re literally banned because you scare the shit out of me.” Log questions, looking between all the mermaids in the evil aviary. Jim in puts on a fkae mustache “erm im not bts. Im mustache guy. Cant u tell?” Log gaspa “Omg mustache guy!! It’s been forever!!” mustache guy winks “erm yeah hehe.. Wanna fuck?” Log shakes his head disapointedly “I tell you this everytime, I have a bestie boo.. She doesn’t exist in this universe because she hates it, but still.” mustache guy mustaches “ahh spoiled agin” “iys okay mustache guy you can fuck me now” y/n bats eyelashes> “Ew.” Syas mustache guy “We bought you to work in the mines.” Y/n lookeded shocked. “Oh, why didn’t you jus sya so? I ought you gusy were Y/N sympathisers or something.” Log head over to the evil shellphone and calls someoen evily.
“Hey, Squidzie! We got a new mine worker here at the evil avariy. It’s Y/N from yearning/Nightmare. Please treat bongus absolutely horribly. Theres no mermaid labor unions to stop us.” Log syas evily, because im- i mean hes evil or soemthing i dont even know anymore. The rperson on the other line reposnds, barely audile, “Time to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss this mf 💔😈” then the line cuts. “Okay gangsquad, Y/N will taken to the mines!” Log says excitedly. Unfortunately Mustache guy’s mustache falls off. “What the freak!? BTS!?” He exclaims. “Oh shit uhm-” Jim in panics so Suga draws a mustache on his (J-hope’s) face. “Oh never mind I guess I’m losing my marbles…” Log says bashfully, screeching the back of his head. “I don’t see any matles around here nerd.” Says y/n “Wait- MINES!?”
Chapter 2: choted2
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Chapter 2- Euprymna Scolopes (Bobtail Squid)
Margaret McFall-Ngai & Edward Ruby
Y/N is slammed into the wall of the mines, cutting bingus flesh on the knfiesnimbeded in the wall for this exact purpose. Owie moma What was that!” Knife’s y/n, it was knife’s you dumb BITCH. “Lol 😝” cackles Squidzie pulling out her camera to film Y/N’S pain. “This is going to do numbers as a minecraft movie leak” She says while uploading the video onto fishtube and exciting the mines, leaving Y/N to fend for bongousselft. “As a child I always yearned for the mines…” says jack black Steve. “I’m so glad squidzie allowed me to work here” Y/N unimpables bongousself from the mines knife wall and looks at the miner. “Erm… I am NOT supposed to be here. I was with a ton of hotties who totally matched my level of attractiveness 🥰. Sooo you gotta get me out of this place.” Y.n explains ignoring the fact that binges was probably bleeding out depending on if blood is a thing bingos has. “There is bureaucracy in the mines child… you will learn to love it.” Says Steve jack black. “Okay…” y/n backs away because talking about mines it fucking boring and t/m prefers talking about baddies and absolutely despising a certain someone who has yet to be named.
“@%$=#*/-&:(*($(#);-/*@)#));+//%;@(!?<“ screeched big slap who y/n just ran into. “Damn… hey bby u cm here often.” Sakes y/n checking out the freaky baddie before bongous. why is big slap so fine. Sigh… anyway. A pickaxe gets thrown and y/n by, uhm, fuck I don’t actually have a character hold on. “I know your knew fuck I meant new but just because you have a few stab wounds doesn’t mean you can’t work. Get to mining you FREAK” says Jeff the miner, who is just like Jeff the carrier but instead of carrying things he mines in the squidzie all you can eat mines.
“What!! I’m not ment for these low class jobs!” Y/N strike a pose “I mean, just look at me.” Jeff the miner is disgusted and big slap is doing big slap things. Jack black Steve was so locked in on mining he wasn’t paying attention. Crap where do I go from here guys 😥😥.
Anyways everyone starts paining fuck I meant mining. And then… Y/N spots a blockly figure. “Erm.. what the sigma is that?” Bingous askededed. Steve jack black Steve looks up from his mining due to a disturbance in the force. “I think that’s…” he turns to star t the 2blcok tall figure which is point two n lock taller than the average 1.8 block tall player. “Herobrine!!!!” He exclaims as herobrien cum inton the light.
“)*==$##\[]¥£…[]\¥…£[\\[…¥[\¥…[\|~\[($=/-;,’kk,£~]<\[…¥{<_\<{_\{>£~{>€|]\~£]\<]£~!!!!!!!!” Screaming bligslap 🤤🤤🤤. “OH BALLS NOT AGAINS,.,.,!!!!!” Yelelded Jeff the miner who mines things btw. “Who the freaking frog is herobine?” Yam asks checking out the block man. “Daaaamn, look at the blocky build. Perfect for bearing children 😈😈😈😈😈” everyone is aghast and turns to y/n with the YouTuber shocked face. “What. The. FUCK” they ALL say in unison, this includes herobrine.
“chat can we kill this guy?” Herobrine asks the gang. “Yuh, PLEASE take that freak as your sacrifice.” Jeff the miner begs, distancing himself from Y/N. Steve jack black goes back to mining after finding out he’s not the sacrifice, bigslap just stands there like the absolute BADDIE it is. “Sick.” Herobrine says, grabbing y/n by the scruff and teleporting off. Y/N drools like a leaky faucet because bingous is heavily attracted to Herobrine and apparently has a breeding kink??? I don’t know how we got here. I don’t think anyone wants to bear Y/Ns freakass spawn. Well. Actually. I think I know a certain furry who would. (F/N for context.) oh wai the next paragraph lol, I forgot I can’t just yap mindlessly in the text.
After facing excruciating paint during the teleport they arrive in an evil freaky cave. “Wowie! This place is nice!!” Sayses y/n bleeding from the nose due to the teleportation. “Ew, you need to stop bleeding on my floors.” Herobrine gripes, tossing bongus onto the floor, paint flying everywhere. “You stay there, I’ll be right back,.” He says before walking off. “You got it mamas 😏” says y/n.
After a good like idk four minutes Herobrine returns with an ABSOLUTELY BADDIE!! “Here’s the freak.” Herobrine says, gesturing towards y/n who was now checking out the new buff woman, “I’m just not sure what to do with the specimen now. What do you think, Sevika?” The freaky block man inquires absolute hottie Sevika from arcane. “We should dispose of the specimen like Arlo requ🦜ested.” Y/N snaps to attention and opens binguses to say something only to be talked over by girlboss Sevika. “Although, Log and Sharkvester did say something about the specimen being unable to die until the end of the story. Whatever the hell that means.”
”ZOOWIEEE MAMAS!!” Y/N exlcalims, only to get ignotrefnb because Sevika has a job and don’t give no fucks, “Waut. Arlo? He’s under the sea!? ARLO!? BITCH MONOPOLY GUYS!? WHAT THE FUCK!!! ITS ALMOS T LIKE I CANT EXSIST WITHOUT HIM!!” Anyways I (Logan) totally forgot this took place underwater and ppl are like mermaids or whatever so… oopsie😁😁😁!!!!! sevika has a serious tail color and her mermaid power is being a dommy mommy . I JEST! I JEST! her mermaid power is actually laundry detergent. “Yes, Arlo.” Sevika scoffs, putting her her hand in her hip. “He wants you dead. And quite honestly (long for honny), I want you dead as well.”
“Man!! For realsies??? Most ppl think i’m super hot and just want to hve freak intercourse with me :Smirk:” Y/n flrists (?) whilr smirking (liek bingus saided) Sevika cocks and eyebrow, lookign y/n up and down. “Yeah… I’m sure.” She gripes sarcasticlaly. “We should hang bongus up and play darts w/ bingus’s body.” says wolverine who is here now btw. (his tail color it texas taxi and his power is turing into a termite.) “Thasts such a good idea omg!!” Herobriane squeals. “Eh, fuck it sure.” sevika agrees with a shrugs, hanging y/n body up to become the perfect dart board.
“Woah woah woah wowzers gusy!” Says Y/n squirming liek a fish outa water. “I’ve already been pierced this chaper!! No need to do it agaiN!! Unless its with a di k” They all ignore y/n and go prepare darts or something. They all start throwing darts at y/n and eveytime bingus gets pierced binguss ays bongiys catchphrase. “Owie moma What was that!” yeah, that one. It gets really annoying so they attempt to remove y/n’s vocal cords but y/n is actually immune to like dissection so :////
Pee peee piss man i;m so out of ideas I DON”T KNWO. ic ant do this mayonaise. The madenss s setitng in.
Sorry about that.
Suddenly a shark busts. I toy he cave!!! Aaaaaa!!! So scary 😧!! “Omg its sharkvester!! Hes here!1111!! Hes so hot and attractive and mysterious and scary and frightening and terrifying and sexy and vam,pire and shark investor and mermaid and his tail color is gunmetal pink and his mermaid power is shark wrangling and hes a secret hybrid with a second, more evil mermaid power (gun).” -yam
“”- y/n (pretend it says slur, or dont idc)
Sevika rolls her eyes “now is not the time “ 🙄
“Anywhoodlw who tf is aharkvester is he hot and attractive and mysterious and scary and frightening and terrifying and sexy and vam,pire and shark investor and mermaid and his tail color is gunmetal pink and his mermaid power is shark wrangling and hes a secret hybrid with a second, more evil mermaid power (gun).?????” y/n asked bongously
“yes???/ what?? How did you- what?????” heroberinw
Sharkvetser (HES MY OC AND NOT A SELF INSERT !!! STOP SAYING HES A SELF INSERT UR WRONG!!!!) spoke “salutations and greetings gamernation! :3 “ y/n bats eyelashes at sharkvester “gamernation? Hah. youre probably not even a REAL gamer. Tsk. anywhoodle wanna fucksex?”
sharkvester spoke with joy and whimsy “cod clam dude ur kinda loud. Maybs tone it down lol?”
Sharkvester walks right up to y/n and grabs bongus hand in hand “okaysies!! We r going now!! Can i get a hip hip hooray in the chat? :D”
“Never return.” all the badddies in the mines tell him
Yn line here
On the way to the undisclosed location sharkvester started singmaxxing “100 bottles of blood on the wall 100 bottles of blood take one down pass it around 99 bottles of blood on the wall 99 bottles of bl;ood take one down pass it around 98 bottles of blood on tge wall 98 bottles of blood take one down pass it around 97 bottles of blood on th ewall 97 bottle sof blood take one down pass it arouns 96 bottle sof bloo don the wall 96 bottles of bklood take on down pass it around 95 bottles of blood on thew wall 95 bottles of blood take one down pass it around 94 bottles of blood on the wall 94 bottl[es of blood take one down bass (OMG LIKW THE FISH! FISH PUN!) it around 93 bottles of blood on the wall 93 bottlesx of blood take one down bass it aropuynd 92 bottles of blood on the wwall take one down bass it around 91 bottle sof blood on the wall 91 bottles of blood take one down bass it around 90 bottles oif bloood on da wall 90 bottles of blood tkae one down bass is around 98 bottles of oh shit i meant 89 oiops. 89 bnoytles of blood take one down bass it around 88 bootel;s of blood on da wall 88 bottles of blood take one- actually im bored of 1’s we gonna count down by 2s now down bass it around 86 bottles of blood on the wall 86 biottels of blood take two down bass em around 84 bottles of blood. 82 bottles of bloood o rhe wall 82 bottle sof blood take two down bass em around 80 bottle sof blood on thw wall 80 bottles of blood tke two down bass em around 78 bnottles of blood on da wall. 787 bottles of blood. Okay actyaully i like the 70 bnumbers so we r going back to counting down by 1/ 77 bottles of blood on d wall 76 bottle so f blood obn thw wall 76 bottle s of blood. Take two down fuck i mean 1 actually i 0domt like 75 we can take two/. 74 bottles of blood on da wall 74 bottles of blood–” Sharkveetr sings?? Says?? “Omfg PLEASE shut up.” Says log who is here now and somehow breathing water. Dont ask.
[Log, Sharkvester, and y/n are on stage at curtain lift. The set is in the middle of nowhere. They aren’t even underwater anymore/ They are all VERY VERY lost.]
Log: “Wait where the fuck even are we??” [Loga asks, lookign aroudn under the sea in confusion.] Where- where were you headed??? WHY ARE WE IN THE FINDING JESUS SET???? [VINEBOOM SFX] SHARKVESTER????”
Sharkvester: “150kg cocaine giveaway. Wait what were u saying “ [laugh track sfx]
Log: Where are we? [He says stapling Y/N’s mouth shut with a gun. A normal gun. NOT a staple gun. Common misconception.]
Sharkvester: [Looks around] ohhhh i dont actually know lol! I was following y/n [camera pans over to y/n who is tied up and cant walk] [vineboom sfx]
Log: {grwols] “Grrrr!!! Why would you do that! Y/N sucks!! Ad doesnt have eys now!!! By the way!!”
Sharkvester: wow that growl was hot! I felt it in my pussy! Mermaid pussy that is! [starts jumping for joy]
Log: wowie… i’m blushing [He is NOT blushing] Anyways… [Grabs y/n and throwing bingus in a random direction.]
Sharkvester: not cool. What if instead of y/n that was all ur kpop boys in a clown car. Wouldnt be cool then would it? ://
Log: That’s just how o ask for direction :((( ← (my usual frown face btw)
Sharkvester: ohhh!! That makes sense!! I sorry logan shit i mean log. Lets leave y/n and go have yacht sex! X3 :P [vineboom sfx]
Log: Okay!!! [vineboom sfx]
[Thet both exit stage left]
Y/n tumbles down the sandy hill and faceplants right infront of… The whore house!!! Yippie!! Bingus tries to escape bongus binging but fails.trapped again it seems. “Why is everyone so scared of my hottie body…” Y/N sighs dramatically, not realizing bongus was being picked up. “What the Wolverine are you doing here??” Says logab (Wolverine one not the writer)
“Holy tits….” Y/N murmurs staring directly at wolverine Logan’s who I’m just going to refer to as wolverine from now on’s chest. “Who is this?” Lord Box Man from OK K.O asks (WE GOT PAID TO ADD HIM). He had a real tail the color of hair and has the power of falling in love with purple dilfs. Looking y/n up and down like everyone seems to do. “They seem interesting…” he says priding at the void amalgamation that is y/n
“Uhm!! I use bingus/bongus pronouns and rank 11-35 on the age scale I think.” Y/N informs. Lord box man nods his head “Bingus seems interesting” he corrects “ what is this age scale you speak about?” He inquires because I think he’s a scientist? I know he’s gay with that purple guy who I think is the MK clone’s dad?? Idk I never watched the show.
“Oh lord, please don’t bring back that stupid fuckibg scale.” Says Draco stepping out of the whore house, nose scrunched in disgust. “Oh hey Draco!” Wolverine greats because he is still here even though he didn’t speak, hope this helps 😁!! “Hi wolverine. I’m going to leave now before I become a bigger part in this plot.” Draco says before scadadlubg off.
“What’s the blondes deal shaking my smh my head.” Y/n asks as solvier lowers bongus down to the sea floor. “That’s not- okay whatever. Let’s just go inside.” Wolverine sighs, ushering Y/N into the whore house. Hi hous skips inside joyously. Only to stop dead in bongous tracks at the sight of… ARLO??!??!?!? Who has [Inset tail color] and [insert power]
“Oh boy..” says Jeff the exclaimer
Chapter 3: 3
Chapter Text
Chapter 3- Comantheria grandicalyx (Feathered Starfish)
Emily L. McLaughlin, Nerida G. Wilson, and Greg W.
“Oh boy..” says Jeff the exclaimer because that was like a commercial break in episodes but there’s no ads so it’s just a fade to black then a fade back in from a different camera angle we’re they repeat the last line of dialogue to jog your memory . Yeah, that.
“ARLO!?” Y/N roars causing everyone to stop their chatter and look at bongus. “Not this fucking guy…” Arlo syas glaring that the evil freaky amalgamation of existence and non-exstence that is Y/N. “You-! Are there all your bitches!? I thought your bitch monopoly was over after I stole them all from you at school.” Bingus pressed, absolutely fuming at being one-upped in bitches once again.
“You two know each other?” Lord Box Man asked, new to the whole Y/N Arlo beef. “Of course I knkw HIM!!” Y/N snaps bearing bongus teeth like a feral animal. “He ALWAYS STEALS MY WELL EARNED ABD DESRVED BUTCHES— I MEAN BITCHES BUT ALSO BUTCHES TOO!!!” Box Man nodded his head slightly before falling quiet, deciding to watch the two argue.
“Steal??? Dawg. There bitches are my creator written right. You don’t have bitches because you suck.” Arlo snarls, oops auto correct but I’ll keep it because it’s funny x. “I DOTN HAVE BITCHES BECAUDE YOUNSTEALL TEHM ALL.” Y/n would be entering gacha life demon mode if bingus had that power but bingus doesn’t so.
“What about F/N? Hm? I didn’t steal haw.” -Arloooga
“Damn… You’re right”- y/n
"hey mister” Shellfish greets as they enter the whore house. “ just so you know you gotta go to this secret freaky evil meeting spot for the meetings" they inform, giving Y/N a quick glance but not a dressing it. Arlo sighs, grabbing ticci Toby and shoving him toward Y/N “Whatch bongous while I’m gone with you?” Toby gives an akward thumbs up. “Cool.” Arlo and as Shellfish leave, to go the freak evil meeting spot, meaning Y/N was now in the whore house without any serious supervision!!
y/n did a serious evil smirk“mwahaha this is my chance to get revenge at the DEADLYIST house in the DEAdLYIST ocean. Its going to be DEADLY” bingus satiated confidently, despite having NO plans whatsoevs. y/n invis potted up, but didnt take off bongus armour so you can still very clearly see AND hear bongus (bingus is very loud), then headed in a random direction(diggiung through the walls)
y/n bitch senses satrted tingling and bongus found bongusself in a room with some total hotties. “What the fuck ??? how did u get past the chunk bans what??” the first hottie (karl marx) said “what the jerma” said jerma
Karl marx rolls his communist eyes {“uugh whatever. Ill just quickdroip you. You arednt even wearing netherite. Jerma nodded his head at daddy commy and thousands of jermites proceeded to crawl out of the walls, and among them was squiddo minecraft. “What the actual flip. I literally just walked in through the dooe guys eye roll emoji.” y/n said while standing in front of an entryway bingus clearly just mined out, picaxe in hand. Jerma shook his head in disappointment. “Not jerma” he said and all his jermites (and squiddo) made noises of agreement”
Authors note!111!!!- XD so i like. Kinda forgot to mention their tail colors and mermaid powers :P lol! Im suchhh a scatterbrain T-T teehee X3 i hope u can forgive!! <3 anywhoodle! Karl marxs tail color is com9munism red and its has a png of a hammer and sickle on it (stock photo style) so cute right :DD ??? obh and his mermaid power is sugar daddy ^_^ shoutout 2 frendrich engles!! XP now 4 jerma pookie! His tail color is sparkles!!1111!!! (its like its ALWAYS wednesday to him, the silly goof XD) his mermaid power, as u saw, is ummoniung an army of jermites (if u dont know what a jermite is, do u really even internet???? LOL XD ) as for squiddo her tail color is orange. (such a squiddo color am i rite ???/) and her super epic mermaid power is/…….. MURDER!!1!! X3
Karl marx and jerma pulled out their netheritw swords. Squiddo pulled a hairbrush “shhh dont tell them but i actually forgot my sword” whispered squiido loudly. “I didnt forget rge bombs though 😈”
“Oh bingle!!!” Y/N screeched, rushing out of the jermite infested room, this was bad! Really bad!! Y/N has a severe jermite allergy!! The jermite es followed after bongus, squiddo too but like y/n not alergic to her so… “HEL9!!!” Y/n yelled, rubbing right into tici Toby . The creepy pasta sighed and shoved bongous into wolverines hands. “You take Y/N to safety real quick will you? I need to talk to Herma about letting her jermite roam the White House…” he said disappointedly, making his way over to Herma. “Ugggghhhh, Fine” wolverine growled picking y/n uo by the scuff like an animal and braving bongous away to his ad. Lord no man’s room.
In the freaky evil meeting room for freaky evil meetings.
The meeting area was hidden from the population of mermaid civilization to prevent assassinations. Only those who could be trusted were aware of its location. It wasn’t usually used for its purpose— sharing information— and was usually just used to watch gacha videos. So it was a surprise when Shellfish informed Arlo that this was an actual meeting.
When the two swam into the room they were greeted by very familiar faces. At the table that sat in the middle of the opening where their friends. Squidzie, Log, Sharkvester, Pissandra, Ball-Point, (probably more..) and Fisher. Theres also a Note If Paper Next to log’s seat- which he actively not sitting in- that says “I miss my crab bestie boo :(“
“Oh em gee!! Hii Shellfish ^^” Sharkvester greets his bestie boo excitedly. “And hi arloog!! :3” The two settle down in their respective seats. “So, who called this meeting and why?” Arlo asks looking around the table. Squidzie gets yo from her seat “Me! I want to complain about the lack of human leath-“ “sit down.” Paissandra sats, dragging her back into her seat. “This is actually about bomb-“ “No it’s not we’re not discussing this again.” Log interrupts, pointing to fisher. “ She called it.”
Fisher nods her head. “Yes. This is serious.” She starts, glaring at the two who tried to interrupt. The both them just shrugged, completely unintimidated. “Pirates are getting closer to mermaid civilization. I see their boats practically everyday.” The room falls silent, glancing around at one another. Pirates are a real theat to their civilization, hunting mermaids and all that. “But that’s not the worst part.” Fisher continues. “The ship is captained by no other than F/N.” She says sullenly..
“You must mean F/N like- like fathers name not wants-Arlo-fucking-DEAD Freidnds name. Right?” Log asks. “No, it’s the F/N. Friends name.” Fisher informs. “How can you sure?” Arlo asks shakily, remembering his time imprisoned in Haw’s dungeon. “Jock In the bock is part of haw’s crew.” Fisher sighs, running a hand through her hair. “Jax in the box? What does he have to do with this?” Sharkvester questioned, not quite getting the connection.
“Ninja was talking with him. I saw F/N supervising them- then yee decided to talk with him. I don’t know what it could be about but I fear for Arlo’s saftey.” Fisher stresses, looking Arlo dead in the eye. “I don’t know what could be attracting Haw to this area besides a want to hurt you.”
“Y/N.” Log and sahrkvester say at the same time. “Yee wants Y/N.” Arlo pinched the bridge of his nose, annoyed. “Fuck, oaky. Why don’t we just, send Y/N to F/N maybe they’ll cancel out each others freak and sail off to bug someone else,.” Everyone thought for a moment. “Why don’t we turn Y/N into leather?” Squidziezie asks. “Y/N doesn’t have skin.” Says someone. “FUCK!!!” Squidzie screams slamming her hand down on the table.
“Hm… that’s bot the worst idea… the- the sending Y/N off not Turing bongus into human leather.” Log agrees, looking towards Sharkvester for his opinion. “But like, what would we even use it for? The texture would be SUPES gross” Sharkvester supplied. “That’s straight up not even- okay whatever.” Log drops his head onto the table, with a small sigh. “Straight up? Straight up jorking it?”
“We could have Sand Crab and Fish Joile get Y/N, bing bingus up to the surface, and hand bingous over. Crisis averted.” Pissandra supplies, wanting to get back to being freaky and jorkin it. “Hey wait- where are sandcrab and Fish Joile?” Arlo asked, realizing two people were missing from the group. “We didn’t have their names yet.” Log answers with a shrug. “Yeah… I forgor to ask!! Teehee :33!!” Sharkvester adds on.
“Oh- okay alright.” - Arlo
Back at the whore house!!!
Parkour civ omegaverse NO
Okay thank you home sylice!!!! Stfu 😘 *kiths u*
Anyways back at the where house ♥️
“Hey guys its me. Youre probably wondering how i got in this situation (record scratch)” *jermite crawling on the walls slowly approaching y/n* “it all started 2 minutes ago..” (fade to next shot)parkour civilazation omegaverse appears* “oh shit wrong shot my bad” (fade to the RIGHT scene this time)”“HEL9!!!” Y/n yelled, rubbing right into tici Toby . “lord almighty….” he sighed, picking y/n up and tossing bingus at wolverine. “I need to tell jerma to keep her jermites in check…. We dont want another radioactive hamster situdation/incident.” Tici toby says whipping it out and by it lets just sya… his hatchet. Do u think we was gonna say peanuts?? Haha get ur mind out of gutter!!1 laughing emojis x4. He only penirts for ARLO ahhahah. And w e!onl y write porn on commiso. (dm 4 prices 🤑:money:). THis is jift noy commion. STUPID!(not stupid if u commission (dm 4 prices 🤑:money:))
“Ugh!!! Fine.” Wolverine sling y/n over his shoulder and marches to his and lord boxmans room. The two oft hema re couple btw, an ft4hey’re so in love… they’re gonna kiss soon because we got 2 dollar for it.
“Hey boxie boo 😚 😗” Wolverine says 2 lord box amnd as he enters their GAY room. He tosses Y/n onto the floor and hugs his bae. “Thanks wolverine.” syas boxamn. The two then began to make out sloppystyle. Hell yeah. Anway, afterthe two got freaky with it (not sex though, but liek, borderline.) “erm… what the sigma was up with the jerma guy??” Y/n asks pondering who thai iconic looking man could be. “Our lord and savior.” Says the evil shadow ont he wall who reveals themself to be Ashwag. “Oh hey ashwag!!” Wolverine and lord boc=xman greet happily. “Omg hi ashwag!!” Y/N greets to not be elft out of the club despite not knowing who this was.
“HEY GUYS IM ASHSWAG YO” HE SAYS LIKE THE RAP(but pretend it was in lowewrcase). “wpah.” Everyone says sper dumper impressed. All of sudden squiddo materalizes beside him “oomg glitch duo real” sayses wolverine (big fan) “we are jermites” they say in unison. “OH FUCK I HAVE ASEVER JERMITE ALLERGY AFTER THE APOLOLIPSE!@@!@!!!!” Y/n exclaims inunadultarted terror “dw i can handle this” ashswag says, pulling out a gun. “HAHA TAHT WONT DO ANYTHING I’M BULLET PROOF!!!” Y/n cheers excit🦜edly, doing a lap a around the room.
“Grrrrrr” Saided ashwag snf squidddop shotting guns and bommbs. Unfortunatley, Y/N is cannonacly explosion prood and I think bulletproof? I vaugely rmeber tha being mentioned??? Ticci toby pulls upo. “Hey guys im ticci toby” “IMPOSTER!!!” They kill him. “Alright gusy, i dealt witht eh jerma- what the fuck,” says the real ticci toby watching as everyone kills his imposet. “Uhm-” He kinda just grabs y/n then bolts out of the room. “Okay so, alro came back-” Y/N gets angy 😡”- and he brought over two people for you to meet.” Ticci toby freafudes to acknowledge Y/N burning rage. He ushering bongouf out the door, forcing bous to coemf ace to face twitch bongous archa enemey.
“Hey..” Says arlo, point to the two people behind him. “This si and cran amd fish jolie. O felt bad about you not getting any bitches so theyr’e going to help you find some. He says. Y/N jumps for joy. “OH EM GEE!!” Bongous squeaals rushing up to the two. “What are you guys waiting for??? Lets go!!!” Y/N grabs the two of them and swims off. Bitch ahs o no idea where they’re going smh.
Chapter 4: 4
Chapter Text
Chapter 4- Siluriformes(Catfish)
Maxwell Joseph (he didn't study them he just popped up and we couldn’t find anyone else so)
het guys welcum 2 chapter 4 itz about 2 get really crayz this chap so keep readin 2 find out dh what happenz xoxoxo
“I’m so eggcuted to find myself some bitches!!!” Y/N squeals, doing a litttle twirl in the water. “I’m going to become the number one bit th master.” Bingus claims with such certainty you almsot had to believe bongous. Unfortunately, it is Y/N so that’s highly unlikely.
“Yeah, you’re tots gonna get all the bitches” Fish Jolie agrees. “I’m going to lose my marbles.” Says sand crab. y/n does a kickflip. “thats the move im gonna use to get alllllllll the bitches”q “Wow… that’s goign to get you so manybitches…” Ninja says blushing super hard (he’s here too btw) “my bitched love when i do kickflisp” Syas gamzee. “And by bitches i mean jeff the killer. We are in love 5ever. Jeff the jester for the win.” “How the fuck did these two get here…” Says Fish jolie. “I hope we get the see sans!!!” Sya sand crab.
The four o r five or six or seven or eight or ten of them (because 7 8 9 (not 10)) approach a very large and intimidating shadowi above the surface o the ater. “Heres the—” “WAIT SEVEN ATE TEN!?!??!” Ninja exclaims, tears in his pronounced eyes “That- that re,idns me of my lover….” omg stfu” saided y/n “II should be you liver. *said super hotly*” Ninja blooshes and a color appears in bingous void space that bingous calls bongous body.
“Guys they ship.” Syas fish gamzee, pointing at the ship
“Ho;y ball s a ship!!!” Says Y/N so excited to get a shit full of bitched/ “Here’s your bitch ship, says sand crab, slapping the bottom fo the ship. “Yep! You meet your your number one bitch here.” agrees fsh jolie. “Uhm actually guys this isn’t—” Ninja starts only th get cut off by a fishing net being droppe down. “Oh fuck!” “NOPE!!” says fish jolie and Snad crab as the net descends ito the water, capturing Ninja, Y/N, Gamzee, and mermaid seokjin. Sand crab and fish jolie got away btw/
“Oh pussy!!! This si about to get wild!!!” Says Lions “Um… okay” Syas Seokjin.
The net gets lifted up out of the water, all four fish FREAKS sorry i menat mermsids, struggling against the net. “Wow! I wasnt expectign shuch a big catch today.” Exclaims ginger monkey, grining. ‘Gonna have a nice dinner tonighT!” Sherman sighed “No sister, dont eat the mermaid it’sn unethical.” “Eat? Are we talking freaky e=way.” Y/N says smirking freakily. Ginger monkey curls her nose in disgust. “Ew… I- I feel a hatred for the void fish freak deep within me… Anyways, cut the mermaids down and bing them aboard.” She commands Jeff the Pirate. Jeff the pirate gives two thumbs up and takes the mermaids downa nd puts all the mermaids on deck. “Alright. Introductions ar ein order..>”
“Yo whats good im ginger monkey and if i was a mermaid my tail color would be evil ginger and my mermaidf power would be whore” viper pusdhed ginger monkey out of way “hey im viper. Im on this pirate ship too and if i was a mermaid mty tail color would be viper blue and my power would be vacuum m” he does a kickflip. Now for the creppypastas evil smirk emoji. Jeff the pirate- blood orange, pirate. “Hey guys XDDD my names nina :P the killer!!!1!!!!1! If i was a mermaid hmmmmm, idk waht color my tail would b… tyheres sooo many good options :DD” nina is really silly btw “Yo whats good im ginger monkey jane the killer and if i was a mermaid my tail color would be evil ginger prussian blue and my mermaidf power would be whore jane the killing” next up was slenderman. Hes was really kawaii desu~~~~~~ KYA >W< !!!!11!!!1! *noseblud* U think thats enough,,, beciome normal please… *takes my normal pills* okay im lockedc in. “whsts up slendersluts. Its me. Slend3erman. U know what esle is slender? Thats right. My slender dick. Kay so if i was a mermaid or whatevs the fuck my tail color would be slenderman black or slenderman white obvi and my mermaid power would be tentacle porn.” he rolls his non existant eyes cuntily
“AHFSSSSSSSSSSGJGJGADSGHJFHJDWGHJASHJFGSGHJV” “thats russian sleep experiment and im gerlad life makeover. My meremiafd power would be making ai robots kinda like bro strider from homestuck. Excerpt more lame somehow.” “what triage creepypasta. Turns to camera. Erms so that just happened! Awkward! Anyway im ben. The ben who drowned. Yeah . it was crazy. If i was mermaid i wouldnt have drowned. Mermaids dont do that. Lame! I dont think i could ever be a mermaid.” “stfu ben who drowned. Imma make you clowened. Because im crowned. Im sans undsertale. Im not an alpha male. I would never be a mermaid. Because im a milk maid. I have bones (MERMAIDS DONT DO THAT) and i get boned (like sex).” “SALUATTIONS AND GREETINGS MY DEARLY BELOVED FRIENDS. I AM KILLING KATE. AHAHA. THATS HUMOROUS! IT MAKES IT SOUND AS I SHALL COMMIT MURDER ON SOME POOR INNOCENT SOUL NAMED KATE. BUT ALAS. KILLING KATE IS SIMPLY MY TITLE. MY NAME. MY MONIKER IF YOU WILL. I BEILEVE THE ICEBREKAER WAS SOMEGTHING ABOUT MERMIADS CORRECT?? I HAVE QUITE A DISTATE FOR MERMIADS YOU SEE. HOWEVER THE TALE IS QUITE LONG AND I REFUSE TO HOLD UP THE INTRODUCTIONS ANY LONGER.” “chuuyayayayayay” “Greets merpeople. I am Sherman, you might know me from my studies on milk.” The mermaids shake their head. “Hm. Well. If i was a mermaid my tail would be green like the eyes of my father in another life… And my super powers would be being super autistic about history, Unfortunately I’m only super autistic about milk…” Cnady pop does a sick backflit (that leads into a sick kickflip) over the small ginger boy with a freaky smile. “Hey!! Hey hey!! Uhmmm I’m cady pop! I’m a clown or jester. Uhhhhh If i was a mermaid my tail coloe would be flashing rainbow lsd and my power would be hammer space.” his bells jingle joyously
“Wow… your Al so baby girls” why en says horlyryr e paper Bit actually because it’s yn by guys just things. Bongus is hot shit.. Obviously, bingus is NOT. “FUIELIHCKJNHCGYHJKNJHSJKJNCB JWEHJG” syas the russian experiemente. “Yeah… What he said.” Agreesedginger monkey cuntily or something. “Ohhh Heys guys! You’re hte one swho want to like, beat the shit our of my babay girlp— I mean!! Enemy Jack in the boc.” Ninja blushes, supper embarss3d.
“Captian!!” Ben (the Ben Who drowned, we call him be drowned.) called. “Theres a ship ont eh horizon!!” Ginger money scowled, walking away from the freaky fish people on the deck. “Fuck.” She Walke dup close to drwoend ben (he his anime is ben and he drowned btw) “It’s F/N and haw’s goons.” She turned on her heel towards the crew, “prepare yourselves.” She cast a glance at Y/N entangled in the net (i think thyere ina net idk) “Becuase I think we have something yee might wnat…” y/n gaspeded “Omg F/N is real!? Foe real!? Holly moly!!” “omg please stfu….” saided nija, whos gettin happppilt to beable to see his botyo jock in the mox “lol” says someoen
I wnaa goto next paeg
The larger ship pulled up next to Ginger Monkey’s before coming to a stop. “Greetings there, monkey man!!!” F/N greets with a smirk, Haw’s tail swishing behind haw as yee leans on the railing of haw’s ship. “F/N” Ginger Monkey returns blandly.“Aw, c’mon give your old friend a real hello, will you?” F/N asks, their lips up turning into a smirk. Ginger Moneky says nothing. F/N sighs, jumping up onto the railing of haw’s ship. Haws mouth fell into a bored look as they knocked over the dock of the ship and it slammed into the deck of Ginger Monkey’s ship. “Now, give me my lord!” And with that, Brozone, Multiple Reverse Mermaids (goldfish head and human legs), and Jack In The Box’s presence are known as they board the ship. Ginger Monkey pulls out her staff and her crew each takes out their own weapons….
An epic battle takes place lol
Gunfire and metal clinking against metal could be heard from below the mermaids. Y/N is too honed in on watching the fight to notice someone climbing onto the net until Ninja screams in terror. Y/N whips bongous head around to see F/N glaring at the blue hairned man before settling haws gaze on bongus. Yee pulls a dagger from Haws belt and cuts the net, allowing ninja to hit the floor and scooping up Y/N. F’N immediately books it back to haws ship, entering the captains quarters and placing Y/N down. “I’ll return momentarily, my lord.” F/N says before leaving, likely to return to the fight.
Giant isopod blinks. WHAT???
“Wowie moma What was that!” saided y/m
Ohhh this font is named yellowtail like a warrior cat…. Anhyways
y/n igtive been int eh captin quarters for a few horus or soemthing idk… During tha ttiem however, y/n wa sploting arlos demise…. Becuase bingus AHTES areloand wants him DEAD!!!
y/n begins clawing at bongus enclosure whilst growling and hissing
The door to the captain's quarters opens and F/N returns to the room. “Oh,” Yee halts in the doorway, spotting Y/N on the floor. Yee picks bongous up and settles bongous down on the bed. “I dealt with the other ship, My Lord,” F/N assures sitting down next to Y/N. “Now we can be together again!” Yee’s tail flicks around excitedly as a purr rumbles in Yee’s throat. “We just need to find a cure for the fishy situation you’re in.” Y/N laughs at F/N’s pun.
“Well… Actually, I think I want to stay a mermaid for a while.” Y/N admits, looking at the floor instead of F/N’s face. Yee’s ears flatten in confusion. “I respect your opinion of course, but why? There’s nothing down there for you.” Y/N leans back and falttens bongusself against the bed. “I need to defeat Arlo, obvi.” bingus shrugs, now observing the ceiling in detail. Well, not really, bingus was thinking of ways to overthrow Arlo but that's not important.
Silence falls between the two as no response is given.
“I don’t think you should continue to chase after Arlo…” F/n mumbled, haws usual confident persona crumbling slowly.
Y/N shot up from Bongous’ spot on the bed, surprise painting bongous’ face– if Y/N truly has a face, it’s unclear. “What!? Why not? I thought that if anyone would back me up it would be you!” F/N looked almost ashamed, shying away from Y/N’s gaze. “Y/N,” The name fell heavy in the room and Y/N quieted, there’s a first time for everything. “I love you.” Yee starts as if this is news. Y/N seemed shocked, so perhaps it was news to bongus. Or maybe, it was the honesty that took bongus aback. “I love you so much, and wherever you try to take Arlo down you…” Yee trails off not daring to finish haws sentence. Y/N stared stunned at bongous’ number-one bitch, watching haws fur dampen as tears slid down haws cheek.
F/N took a deep breath, collecting hawself.
“I hate how you continuously choose him over me. Am I– Am I not as important to you?” Haw dares to ask, lifting haws head to meet Y/N’s sight. Bingus’ face scrunched up in thought. F/N already knew the answer at the lack of immediate response. “Fine.” Yee got to haws paws and walked towards the door. “I’ll have one of my crewmembers take you back to Mermaid Civilization.” F/N stopped at the door and glanced over haws shoulder “I can’t help you more than that.” and without another word, F/N left the room.
“Damn. Bitches be crazy.” Y/N sighs under bongouss breath
Chapter 5: 5
Chapter Text
Chapter 5- Muraenidae(Moray Eels)
Wen-Chien Huang, Yusuke Hibino, Rodulf Anthony Balisco, Te-Yu Liao
Not long after the gay crime sex incident (long story. At least 100k words) and whateverthe fuck happended last chapter?? Imma b so fuckin fr i dont remember what went on. I never know whats happening. This is my prison. Icn never leave crying emoji x10 brobillion. Anywhopodleee :3 the two fanfavs are here now!!! And by fanfavs i mean ninja (fortnite mermaid) jack in the box, lovingly refered to as Jock in the Boc (capitalism mermaid) and gordon ramsey (sex mermaid). Idk if thryre fanfavx s but they r in my heart. “Whtya doin there y/n. Its mermaid civ time innit” saided gorgon ramslut. “Erm, what the flip is a mermaid civ..??? Askeded yn” “ykkbnow lille parkour civilization vut mermaids” -jcokcockbox “yeah so fortnite” yopull never guess what HOTTIE said that libe. (it was ninja)
“Ninja you are such a fortnite” laughs jack biox who alughs so bad he falls off mership fuck i mean pirate ship. They probs have some banger movies ngl./ ninja does haha “jack box is always getting in situations” then jumppped off 2 join his spherical lover in the ocebyan. y/n tucks hair behind ears “soo.. Gogn ramslur was it..???” bro didnt even hear y.ns full statement b4 jumping into water aswell. Bye gogn ramslur. y/n was so lonely and joined b4 bingus could die of sad.
Now in water
“Im now gonna summon the mermaid battle bus so so we cam forttite over 2 mermaid civ” sad mr ninja fortnite. Not long after gettin on mermaid battle bus jcokbox started flirt “Dammnn bbg ur lungs.. They got the power to breathe in a wholeeee bus” “yknow it bb” they strat snogging. “Oh em eff gee you i cant take you guys anywhwre 😂” gorgon ramslur said with a bit of melancholy in his mouthwords. “You gave some melcjonly in ue mouth words.. R u remebering sans the undertale… rn” ninja longersed at him . “sigh im trying to fortted him but i just acnat. he waz my solematw..” jock box patted hom on back “itd okaysies mr ramslur… one day you;l find his reincartnate and fall in luv agin. Ogh and youll b reincartnate too /. And then u can mouthsex eachother (aka making out LOL) all uou wants “ gorgon ramslur shed underwater tear (like normal tear but underwater) “wowah u guys really are my bestest friends 5ever.” ninja did big grin “we r so nakama XD XD” jukebox did fake exasperate “ninja ur sucha crackhead Lmao!!!11!!!!”
“Im right here guy” saidsed y/n who everyo1 forgort abot.
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“Omg we r at mermaid civ lets get offright now . like actually. Lwts get off the marmite battle bus right fucking now. Asap immeditaly pronrto.” they hop off and start swimmin away burt thye dont goty very dar b4 they eruns ingto…. SASNNSTHW UNDERSTAKE???
“Hey guys im sans understle” he says. So you know he is in fact saNS undertale.
“Sans?” Gordon Ramslur Gasped “I thought you dieded…” “nah.” - Sands “Wowie!!! Lovers reconneing…” naja says, whipping away a tear and then hitting the nae nae. Jack in the box also hits the nae nae. They all dance their way to mermaid civilization as the bus scream sun horrid as it it’s consumed by the evil creature of the Debra…
“Y/N!?” Gasps mermaid BTS, who is made up of Hongjoong (texas mermaid obvi), RM (leader mermaid), Seonghaw (teeth mermaid), Fix It Filex (The k-pop boy dressed as fox it files), John (brother to josh), Jungkook (evil mermaid), and the secret eight member Arthur Morgan (Ayrshire and Morgan’s secret fish live child.) (just in case you forgot 🤪) Y/N looked at BTS is shuch Autopsie!! “imG!! BTS.. heyXxx” the void creature flirted. Ninja blushed and so did Johnx. Y/N fet so empowered.
“What. the duck. Are you. Doin here!?” Screamed fix it filex who was dressed as fox it files. He really hates Y/N on a personal levels for reasons I’m not allowed to disclose because I signed and NDA… Sorry chat… :/. Y/N sighted “looks bitches to sex” BTS gasped at the fish respect of their name “I forgive you for throwing me I tot be mines, we all make mistake…” bingus smirked “except me I’m the sexiest coolest handsomest hardest dick Y/N around, I never make mistakes.” Fox it filex dressed as fox it files had to be held back buy his boys do he didn’t jump y/n…
“Wow… I’m so in love with you Y/n” says ninja, Jack in the bix nodded in agreement, feeling a love for the creature made of dark matter before them… a love from multiple lives past… wow…
Anyway
“Take us to yer leader bruv” demands Gordon ramslut. mermaid BTS all point to RM. “oi!! Not yer leader. Yer govna!! Fookin prat.” “Ohhh…” all the BTS say in unicorn, and also in unison. “We can’t disclose that to you,” hongjoong the Texas mermaid. “Yeah because you ate that… THING! With you.” Seonghwa hisses at y/n. Y/N bloodshed. Gordon Ramsey started cursing, and sans started cursing bts, and jack in the box and ninja where making out sexily.
sans es evil curse on BtS made them lead the Gand to themmermaid civilization end quarters. And there sat no one else besides ARLO, halting one of his favorite songs
Time to play
No? Well, time to die
'Cause I'm not nice, no, I'm not nice
Arlo turned his head, spotting Memaids BTS. “Mermaid BTS? What do you want?” He inquired, un impressed by the behind the scenes boys
I'll shoot you in the face 'til I make you die
Watch me shoot my secret cannon
I put bombs in your belongings
“Uhm….” Says Arthur Morgan “so you know how you sent Y/N up to the pirates?
I put bombs in your belongings
They call me The Bomb Thief, uh
The way I disperse grief, uh
“Yes..?” ARLO hesitated before continuing. “What happened!?” He demanded, getting up from his seat and glaring at the beautiful that sigma boys
And I don't like to play by the rules
So, in my factory, you will be doomed (Mimic)
Mermaid bts started to sweat perfuselly despite being underwater because they’re so nervous, “well..”
My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunatеly, something went so wrong
Y/N shoved pass ass the Bangtan Boys ”I’m here now!” Y/Gloated, as Gordon rams,it, ninja, jack in the box, and sans usnderstail all enter the building.
And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song
My name is Edwin
“And I’m here to overthrow you and your bitch reign ov terror” Y/N smirks with bongouss hypothetical mouth.
It's timе to run and hide
No time to fight
Arlo sighed before breaking out into laughter. “Please! You can’t beat me.” He sway up close to Y/N “I have plot armor.” and at that very moment, all of arlos friends dropped from the ceiling. Log, Sharkvester, Ballpoint, Giant Isopod, Fish Jolie, Squidsie, Pissandra, Shellfish, Sand crab, and Jellyfish, all laoded with guns. Y/N started at the guns before leveling arlo with a bored look. “I’ve been cannocnially bulletproof this entire time.
My name is David
Dad, I want some ice cream
David, that is my name
“Well, I really feel liek it deoends on who you ask.” says log, exchangign a look with sharkvester. “I don;t fuckign care!” Squidzie yells, fisring her guns. Bullets goinf eveywhere.
David, I want another, David
Where is my ball?
Mermaid BTS watched the bullets fly everywhere. “Wow this is fuckign crazy” syas nija, pullign out his own fortnite gun and shootign seradicolyl at the friedn group.
I'm running out on the road
There is a car
And it is going to hit me *screams*
A stray bullet grazed Y/N, and you wouldn’t fuckig belivie but– It actually mad econtact and Bingus started to ooze. “Owie moma What was that!” Y/N screeched, bringing a hand up to where the bullet hit.
“Holy fuckin shit gusy it s hsoue MD!!” Yells pisadnra. “Hi guys its me house MD” says house MD who then gets shot and fuckign dies. “OH MY FUCKING SQUIDZE WHAT THE SHELL!!” Pissandra snaps, watching ehr lover die vefor eher eyes. Squidzie cackeld and ran over to the body. “I finally get my human leather 😈” she exclaims happily. Pissandra runs over and they forget about Y/N
Everyoen else locks in and actually shoots at Y/N who trie sbongouses best to evade each one.
“This is crazy.” Says jack in the box eating a CLASSIC SMASHED JACK. “I”d say so!” Says ninja who comes in and steals a kiss before going back to the shoot out. He needs his vicotry royal!!! “Oh my cod.” Syas sharkvester watching something o the wall. “What?” asls ball-point. “Don’t worry about it.” Sharkvester waves them off, before turning to shellfish and pointing a tthe wall.
My name is Jackie, and
I'm fuckin' backie, yuh
'Cause, with my clown power
Y/N ran up to arlo and growled but was shoved awya by Fisher and Fish jolie. “Wowzers….” says sand dollar, not knowing what else to say. “This is… Certainly and Experience.” SaysJellyfish who just recently showed up. “I love this.” Says giant isopod
I am gonna make you scream louder, haha
It's a clown attack, bitch
The circus is comin' to town
Fisher loaded her gun and pointed it at Y/N’s ehad. Arlo floated above Fisher and Fish jolie in the water, a smug look on his face. “Pull the tigger.” He cmanded.
So sit your ass down and get ready for a clown attack
The sound of gunfire filled the room, but the bullet bounced off Y/n and instead lodged itself in Jack in the Box. “What!? Pookei bear!!” Ninja cries, swimming voer to his now dyign lvioer.
(No, not the clown, what have I done?)
It's time to run and hide
(I'm sorry)
“What the fuck!?” Arlo exclaims, heavily confused. Shellfish swam up to arlo and whispered in his ear as Y/N go to bonguses feet. “What did I tell you? I’m bullet—” Y/N sudden;y collapses onto the floor, a stray jermite on bongues back.
No time to fight
Robot deactivated
Chapter 6: epilogue
Chapter Text
Epilouge - Nautilidae(Nautilus)
The Friends We Made Along THe Way
NO ONE CAN DO THE EPILOGUES LIKE YOU CAN!!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Y/N - Bingus/Bongus - Fun Fact: Y/N was created in a lab
N/N - Oakley/Dokely - Fun fact: Part of the neighbors association
Gorgenia - She/her - Fun Fact: Her family are well known bakers in the town
Jungkook - He/Him - Heavily against royalty
Jimin - He/Him - Fun Fact: He Jim’s and he in’s
V - He/Him - Fun Fact: HATES the letter V
J-Hope - He/Him - Fun Fact: The J stands for Jerald
Suga - He/Him - Fun Fact: Suga these nuts
RM - He/Hm - Fun Fact: Voted into his positions as leader of BTS
Jin - He/Him - Fun Fact: He cannot jim not in
Princess Diana - She/her - Fun Fact: possessed Jungkook for the greater good
Bloody Painter - He/Him - Fun Fact: Had to Quit his job as a painter due to mermaid
Bob Builder - He/Him - Fun Fact: Hates mermaids, only build them a civ to keep ‘em away
Fix it Filex - He/Him - Fun Fact: Let Ralph wreck it
Wreck it Ralph - He/Him - Fun Fact: Sex
Sharkvester - He/Him - Fun Fact: Silly!!
Shellfish - They/Them - Fun Fact: Communist
Ballpoint - They/Them - Fun Fact: Only says yes
Log - He/Him p Fun Fact: No cowboy genes
Mustache guy - sexy
Squidzie - She/They - Fun Fact: Wants to start a human leather business
Jack Black Steve - He/Him - Fun Fact: Chicken Jocky
Big Slap - It/Its -!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*
Jeff the Miner - He/Him - Fun Fact: Mines
Herobrine - He/Him - Fun Fact: Got cum in his eyes
Sevika - She/Her - Fun Fact: Really bad at darts
Wolverine - He/Him - Fun Fact: Loves ford Boxman
Lord Boxman - He/Him - Fun Fact: Loves wolverine
Draco - He/Him - Fun Facr: emabressed about hsi raking on the age scale
Arlo - He/Him - Fun Fact: Happy birthday!!!
Jeff The exclaimer - He/Him - Fun Fact: Exclaims
F/N - Yee/Haw - Fun Fact: might’ve been a cowboy at some point
Ticci Toby - He/They - Fun Fact: He’s got the voices in hsi ehad
Karl Marx - He/Him - Commie
Jerma - He/Him - Loves his Jermites dearly
Squiddo - She/They - Fun Fact: Forgot her nethrite sword!!
Pissandra - She/Her - Fun Fact : Her lover was house MD
Fisher - She/Her - Fun Fact: Payed us 2 Dolalrs for a makeout scene
Fish Jolie - She/Her - Fun Fact: Very creative with namming.
Ninja - He/Him - Fun Fact: Number One Victory Royal
Jack in the box - He/Him - Fun Fact: Died
Ashswag - idk
Imposter ticci Toby - They/He - Fun Fact: Dead
Sand Crab - They/Them - Fun Fact: Loves snas
Fish Gamzee - Jugg/Jugga - Fun Fact: Forgot bro ecsisted
Mermaid Seokjin - He/Him - Fun Fact: I don’t even know who this is
Ginger Monkey - She/Her - Fun Fact: Missing her bitch like an mf
Sherman - He/Him - Fun Fact: Yearns for history
Jeff the Pirate - He/Him - Fun Fact: Not related to te other jeffs
Viper - He/him - Fun Fact: I don’t know where he came from
Nina the killer - She/Her - Fun Fact: Wonders wher Jeff the Killer is
Jane the killer - She/her - Fun Fact: Has a crush on ginegr monkey
Slenderman - He/Him - Fun Fact: Fuckign Freak
Russian Slee experiment - fhjsauhyhjnhbugvtyrfdeswdfghjjnhugytredfghj
Gerald Life Makeover - he/him - Fun Fact: Russian Sleep experiment’s translator
Ben Drowned - He/Him - Fun Fact: He drowned
Sans undertale - He/Him - Fun Fact: Omega
Killing Kate - She/her - FUn Fact: It’s killing kate!!
Chuuya - he/Him - Fun Fact: misses hi aht
Candy Pop - he/him - Fun Fact: Silly :3
Gorden Ramsey - He/Him - Funfact: British
Giant isopod - Blinks
Hongjoong - He/Him - Fun Fact: Mising davr strider
Seonghwa - He/him - Fun Fact: Commonly used in Mommy Kink smut
Felix - He/Him - Fun Fact: australian
John - He/Him - Who is this
Arthur Morgen - HE?HIM - FUN FACT: KILLS NAZIS
Jellyfish - He/Him - Fun Fact: lets thos eclors wild