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AITA for summoning Groudon? I, 32 M Own a type of Organization, a team. Our goal is to get rid of as much water and seas as possible, for humans to progress on. I decided that Summoning Groudon and making him evaporate the water was mandatory, and so I did. It ended up in a total disaster. An entire drought was formed. It was so hot outside, i could cook a torchic egg with sunlight alone. My goals were NOT to make the entire world hot, and instead to make more land, but it did not work. I also tried to make Groudon erupt some volcanoes so that the lava and magma could cool and become land, that was inspired by the New Cinnabar island, and of course, that was too much of a stretch, and I didn't manage to do it, instead, Groudon fought with Kyogre, because it had been summoned by Archie, my proclaimed “Arch Nemesis”. He also failed in his conquest to flood the world. Rayquaza, yes, the serpent, flew in to stop the fight, and it succeeded. None was damaged, but I did get filed a lawsuit, and my team disbanded for obvious reasons. I luckily managed to stay out of Prison, and I'm living peacefully in my home. If you're wondering, Yes, Me and Archie's relationship has turned better, and we're now close friends. Groudon and Kyogre also ran away, and I never managed to catch them. Any thoughts?
