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“I’M GAY!” Connor screams.
“GURL we’re LITERALLY in drag right now, who isn’t gay.” Poptarts replies.
Connor finishes flapping his eyelashes trying to get the glue to dry.
“HEY YOU GUYS!” A voice screams from outside. Someone rushes in.
A fish spawns in the floor as it falls from Kevin’s arms and begins to flop… like a fish.
“I’M A FISH?!” Connor screams as he jumps back.
“I’M IN SHOCK!” Chris screams.
“I’M SO GAY!” Kevin screams as he jumps towards Connor.
“Honey get your grubby fishy aa bitchass hands away from me!” Connor says.
“Yeah GURL!” Arnold says as he spins around in a pink wig.
“GAYAGYAGYAGYAGAYGAYGAYAGYAGAYGAYAGAY!” Someone begins to chant. Something rumbles underfoot as the carpet flies upwards and through the roof of the mission hut!? AND MORONI SPAWNS AND STARTS SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY!?!??!?!?!
“Moroni?!” Kevin squeals.
The fish jumps into Moroni’s arms and begins to baptize him in it’s fishy scent. Moroni seems to be enjoying this as in a flash of smoke the fish and Moroni swap places.
“HEHEHEH I AM FISH AND I HAVE OVERTAKEN MORONI!” Moroni says (but it’s the fish?!??)
“Oh Lord.” Arnold murmurs.
“OH no she DIDN'T!” poptarts says snapping his fingers and doing a dramatic hair toss with his jo jo siwa bow.
The fish begins to flop towards the door and out into the corridor. It continues until it bites Zelders leg and Zelder also begins to sing Defying Gravity. Zelder then bites Schrader and then Schrader bites Neeley until the whole District are in a biting circle while screaming defying gravity.
“Cya.” Moroni (But it’s the fish?!?!?) says as it flies back through the hole in the roof.