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(Cherry and Curly)
Cherry: bitch are you ready for tonight?
Curly: yeah ofc y wouldn't I be
Cherry: you're shitting your pants with nerves rn aren't you?
Curly: well duh this is Ponyboy we are talking abt
Cherry: just be yourself. he likes that version of you.
Curly: u know that was really nice for someone who claims to hate me
Cherry: first off I don't hate you I just need you to stop hotwiring my car
Cherry: and second off I just want to see my best friend happy.
Curly: don't worry i won't do anything to hurt him
Cherry: you better not or I will be sending Scout after your bitch ass. are we clear?
Curly: yes ma'am 🫡
Cherry: good now if you excuse me I have to help Pony with something.
Curly: with what?
Cherry: you'll see ok bye
-----Hours Later-----
(Curly and Pony)
Curly: ok im omy
Pony: Ok! Can't wait to see you!
Curly: me too Pones me too
Pony has hearted a message
Pony: Drive save ok?
Curly: got it 🫡
(The Plot)
number 1 purly shipper: guys I have a really good idea
unsuccessful drug deal: translation bad idea
number purly shipper: fuck you mark
unsuccessful drug dealer: aww that's so hurtful
Merida looking ahh: guys focus! Scout what is your idea?
number 1 purly shipper: i knew i liked you for reason Cherry
Merida looking ahh: tf?
number 1 purly shipper: anyways my idea is that we spy on curly and Pony's date
Johnny: And why would we do that?
number 1 purly shipper: for entertainment obviously
Johnny: Ah right well I personally don't want to spy on my best friend
Merida looking ahh: I'll buy u a strawberry milkshake if you come with
Johnny: I retract my statement I would love to come with
unsuccessful drug dealer: all for a strawberry milkshake
unsuccessful drug dealer: lame
Johnny: Don't even play with me Mark you would do that same for lsd
Johnny: and if you don't keep your trap shut I will send Dally after you
Johnny: Are we clear?
unsuccessful drug dealer: yes sir thank you sir
Johnny: Good
Merida looking ahh: Johnny good job for standing up for yourself
number 1 purly shipper: BAHAHA marky boy better not piss off Johnnycakes again
unsuccessful drug gealer: STFU BELINDA
number 1 purly shipper: LOT 20 MINUTES
number 1 purly shipper: BE THERE
Merida looking ahh: so how about no?
unsuccessful drug dealer: how about yes
Merida looking ahh: guys do you not remember our mission for tonight?
unsuccessful drug dealer: oh yeah
unsuccessful drug dealer: this is not over scout
unsuccessful drug dealer: you may have won the battle
unsuccessful drug dealer: but you will NOT win the war
Merida looking ahh: ok so now that that's over I'll pick out guys up in like 15 minutes ok?
Johnny: ok
unsuccessful drug dealer: got it
number 1 purly shipper: so I have 15 minutes to beat up mark is what i'm hearing
Merida looking ahh: NOO
number 1 purly shipper: you're no fun
Merida looking ahh: I'll remember that next time you want to hang out.
Media looking ahh: see you guys soon.
Johnny: Bye
unsuccessful drug dealer: see ya