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It was an average precure first day where the precure sun was shining in crispia city and guess what??? Our protagonist is sleeping in like average. But then his lil brother custard III (because theyre like 20 in this AU lol) came in and started terrorizing him, so pure vanilla woke up looking like a pretty princess and then checked his clock. “OH MY BLUE IT’S 6:36 AM I HAVE GO IN 2763 SECONDS!!!”
He got dressed quickly and ran out with a piece of toast. He then ran through the school, gracefully slid into room 420, and sat down just as the bell rang. Then the teacher (who was me with a mustache) explains that it’s a new school year and explains the curriculum and stuff. While I do my job, pure vanilla looks out the window and stares STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN. (It doesn't really matter, because in this au he’s already half blind) he swears he sees the sun glow blue for a second, accompanied with the classic Precure “ding” sound.
After class, pure vanilla sees his pookie wookies, dark cacao, golden cheese, hollyberry and white lily, who are convieniently hang around nearby. (For background info, they're childhood friends who met in elementary.) pure vanilla approaches the four. “Wassup my SKIBIDI SIGMAS???!!” He asks. There was a moment of audible silence until they started yapping again. They start talking about their… majors or something? (Idk how colleges work.) They talk about their classmates and stuff, and their plans for the day.
Then we timeskip until lunch and we see the five hanging out for lunch!!! (Probably outside, because isn't that how colleges work) Then the screen pans over and we see spoiled.. I mean shadow milk hanging out in an alley like some stalker. He’s like holding his EVIL DECEITFUL SOUL JAM and a bag of groceries cuz that's his job in the beast household. then we see some NPC lying to someone else and shadow milk notices that and takes that ITTY BITTY CUTE LITTLE DROP OF DECEIT and turns it into A WOAHHHHH???? MONSTER!!! Pure vanilla nearby notices it and drops his sandwich. “erm guys I gotta shit” He awkwardly spins around and skedaddled out. He runs towards the average Precure empty arena field and theres the monster… And shadow milk gigging like a teenage girl. “Woah, I never thought I would see a Smurf in the wild!!” pure vanilla exclaims. That was a bad move. Shadow milk immediately froze. “WHAT did you say.”
“Oops.” pure vanilla knew it was over for him. Because shadow milk then pointed towards him. “monster, kill that femboy.” pure vanilla doesn't falter though (GET IT LMAO) and when the monster tries to hit him, some yellow light protects him WOAH!!! he then says something along the lines of “I’m not letting you spread lies to the world and I will not falter! >:)” (lowkey i cant make dramatic speeches so…) then the precure tambourine and ribbon thing appear out of nowhere. (imagine kimi to idol’s items but worse.) shadow milk goes “WHAT THE BAKING?!” and literally gets flashbanged. Then pure vanilla does a whole precure transformation and turns into cure compassionate and does the generic high jump thing, while shadow milk is literally tweaking out like “EW FRIENDSHIP AND HAPPINESS”.
Then pure vanilla uses his generic precure power finisher and kills the monster thing. Shadow milk is super shocked but then gets into his RIZZY state and smirks. “Heh… PreCure? I haven't heard that name in a long time. We’ll meet again… soon! NYEHEHEHEHEH!” And disappears in a fruity way. Pure vanilla shrugs and detransforms. “Well that was weird. ANYWAYS IM LATE FOR CLASS!!” and he runs back into class with a spin that makes him perfectly sit down on his seat. Then the teacher (me) says “we literally could have died but thank blue we got saved by some fruity twink” and everyone awkwardly clapped. The screen fades to black, and then we see silhouettes of the other four beasts playing roblox together as shadow milk comes back with the (regular) milk.