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megop shippers
miko is online!
miko: tralaleo tralala
raf: no
miko: girl im gonna get you
miko: im so BORED
jack: stay bored
miko: wowwwwww
miko: oh my god. i have a perfect idea
miko: HOLD!
scenequeen has created a chat!
scenequeen has named the chat "reunion"!
scenequeen has added 5+ members!
scenequeen has changed their name to miko!
miko: ive done it
rafael has changed their name to raf!
jdarby has changed their name to jack!
miko: boring ahhh
miko: ANYWAYS! @wrecker1 get on here
wrecker1 is online!
wrecker1 has changed their name to bulkhead!
bulkhead: hi miko
miko: heyyyy bulkkkkkkk
twowheeler is online!
twowheeler has changed their name to cee!
cee: i just woke up from recharge what the slag
docknock is online!
docknock: how did you even get my PERSONAL frequency?
miko: i have ways
docknock: you humans are slimy beasts
b127 is online!
b127 has changed their name to bumblebee!
bumblebee: i have some guys miko would love hold on
bumblebee has added 2 members to the chat!
sides: what in the pits is this
grim: woah
bumblebee: you two will get along GREAT with miko here
grim: can i add strongarm pleaseeeeeeeee
sides: NO
sides: EW
sides: NO
grim: WHY
sides: SHE'LL JUST YELL AT ME
bumblebee: im adding her just to see that happen
bumblebee has added strongarm!
strongarm: frag my life im offlining myself
strongarm: leutinent can i do that
bumblebee: yes
strongarm: thank you
bumblebee: wow im such a good leader
docknock: damn bee you getting good at this
smokescreen is online!
smokescreen: whar
strongarm: oh my primus
strongarm: WAIT
strongarm: are we in here with the bots who fought in the war
strongarm: sideswipe, punch me
sideswipe: my pleasure!
strongarm: I DIDNT MEAN ACTUALLY
strongarm: bumblebee, he attacked me
strongarm: lets put him in a stasis pod
sideswipe: maybe i want that to finally get a break from you and stick up your aft
strongarm: at least i dont commit crimes
sideswipe: oh my PRIMUS
sideswipe: IT WAS LIKE ONLY FIVE TIMES
strongarm: okay mr racer without a liscense
sideswipe: go kiss windblade or smth
strongarm: ew no shes too old for me
sideswipe: are you into femmes
strongarm: yes?? is it not obvious
sideswipe: FUCK i owe bumblebee shanix
bumblebee: pay up kid
cee: you the exact same oh my primus
reunion
wrecker2 is online!
wrecker2 has changed their name to wheeljack!
ratchet: ew
wheeljack: yeah yeah whatever
strongarm is online!
strongarm: sideswipe. where the frag are you
sideswipe: nowhere
strongarm: you LEFT ME to fight THUNDERHOOF by my SELF
strongarm: THUNDERHOOF. TWICE MY SIZE DECEPTICON
strongarm: im going to repaint you in your recharge and its going to be the ugliest colors you can image you good for nothing carrier fragging street racer dumb aft ugly glitch
sideswipe: sorry?
strongarm: its a good thing i was able to get away with only a few scratches
strongarm: when i get my servos on you.
sideswipe: BEEEEEE shes threatening me
bumblebee: YOU LEFT HER??
bumblebee: do we need to have a talk about not abandoning teammates again?
docknock: again? well damn
bumblebee: sideswipe, youre grounded
sideswipe: im gonna get you strongarm
strongarm: die
cee: its like watching us when we were younger
cee: except bee never abandoned anyone
sideswipe: its happened twice okay
strongarm: yeah and the first time i nearly DIED
strongarm: but ohhhh you couldnt risk your paint be scratched. ill scratch it myself you fragger
sideswipe: this has to be like hatred to mechs
strongarm: it is
cee: peach sister
miko: i hate men its so real
jack: dont you have a boyfriend
miko: dont you have a boyfriend?
jack: wow
jack: i mean yeah
jack; but wow
raf: are all of us into men
miko: YOURE GAY RAF?? jack you owe 30 bucks
raf: yes im gay…
raf: you saw me kiss a guy once
miko: okay well ive kissed girls and im not lesbian so
jack: faggot
miko: this is why im a high school drop out
ratchet: of course you are
miko: OH MY GODDDD HI RATCHETTTT
sideswipe: i dropped out of the academy so i feel you there random human
strongarm: explains a lot
sideswipe: okay well not all of us are smart misses praxian cadet who is good at everything she does
strongarm: okay mister failed medic turned streetracer
sideswipe: medic slag was too confusing
sideswipe: i failed like half of the tests
sideswipe: but i mean i can do basic prodecures if you wanna be a test subject!
strongarm: no im good
docknock: i found everything very easy to learn. its probably harder nowadays
sideswipe: i cant properly intake information unless im doing something at the same time, and the letters didnt make any sense. they were always so small and in a weird font i couldnt understand. the professors didnt give a frag so i just failed a lot
raf: that sounds like dyslexia and adhd to me
sideswipe: what
raf: dyslexia is a learning disorder that makes it hard to read. it makes it difficult to identify speech and sounds too. adhd is a mental health disorder that includes a combination of persistent problems, such as difficulty paying attention, hyperactivity and impulsive behavior
strongarm: ding ding ding! sounds just like him
sideswipe: so i have something wrong with my processor?
raf: well no. its normal in humans. ratchet and i had talked about how cybertronians also have mental health issues and disabilities. theres nothing wrong with you, you just need extra help at times
raf: i have autism and theres nothing wrong with me
sideswipe: anddd whats that one
raf: autism spectrum disorder is a condition related to brain development that impacts how a person perceives and socializes with others, causing problems in social interaction and communication. the disorder also includes limited and repetitive patterns of behavior. the term "spectrum" in autism spectrum disorder refers to the wide range of symptoms and severity. for me specifically; i also dislike touch, cant start conversations, hate eye contact, i dont understand tone, horrible at recognizing social cues, im super strict with rules, i stim a lot, i need a routine, and i hate certain textures. another common symptom is being easily overwhelmed and shutting down or lashing out during that time
sideswipe: sounds like strongarm
strongarm: i am great at social interaction!
sideswipe: you flinched when you touched a tree because, and i quote, "it made me feel like i was going to die with the way the bark felt"
strongarm: that was once
sideswipe: when you get overwhelmed you start flapping your servos and stop talking
strongarm: okay suddenly youre smart?
sideswipe: yes!
docknock: well im no psychologist, but i could technically reccommend one who could help get you two coping mechanisms. and if you were to get it documented sideswipe, you could go back to the academy and have accomodations if you wish to be a medic
sideswipe: thatd be cool
sideswipe: og btw strongarm russel wants to know if you wanna come with us to movie night
strongarm: yes im on the way
sideswipe is offline!
strongarm is offline!
docknock: they need a therapist
docknock: but so do we all
strongarm is online!
strongarm: so IN THEORY
strongarm: if you saw a supposedly dead decepticon fighting another decepticon what would you do
bumblebee: just let it play out
bumblebee: acrually. depends on who the supposedly dead con is
strongarm: IN THEORY its a red and white seeker
docknock: you run away and give me the coords for no reason in theory
strongarm: its not a theory the seeker is fighting steeljaw and pretty much killing him
bumblebee: GIRL
bumblebee: sighhh im omw
bumblebee is offline!
sideswipe: yeah that is not my problem
bumblebee is online!
bumblebee: yes it is now get over here before i tell strongarm you still race against humans
bumblebee is offline!
sideswipe: oh
sideswipe is offline!
cee: thank primus thats not my problem