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Summary:

idk man an aligned continuity chatfic bc im bored
the timeline is all over the place i do NOT remember rid very well

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megop shippers

 

miko is online!

 

miko: tralaleo tralala

 

raf: no 

 

miko: girl im gonna get you 

miko: im so BORED

 

jack: stay bored

 

miko: wowwwwww

miko: oh my god. i have a perfect idea

miko: HOLD!



scenequeen has created a chat!
scenequeen has named the chat "reunion"!

scenequeen has added 5+ members!

 

scenequeen has changed their name to miko!

 

miko: ive done it 

 

rafael has changed their name to raf! 

jdarby has changed their name to jack! 

 

miko: boring ahhh

miko: ANYWAYS! @wrecker1 get on here 

 

wrecker1 is online!
wrecker1 has changed their name to bulkhead!

 

bulkhead: hi miko 

 

miko: heyyyy bulkkkkkkk

 

twowheeler is online!

twowheeler has changed their name to cee!

 

cee: i just woke up from recharge what the slag 

 

docknock is online!

docknock: how did you even get my PERSONAL frequency? 

 

miko: i have ways

 

docknock: you humans are slimy beasts

 

b127 is online! 

b127 has changed their name to bumblebee!

 

bumblebee: i have some guys miko would love hold on 

 

bumblebee has added 2 members to the chat! 

 

sides: what in the pits is this 

 

grim: woah

 

bumblebee: you two will get along GREAT with miko here 

 

grim: can i add strongarm pleaseeeeeeeee

 

sides: NO 

sides: EW 

sides: NO 

 

grim: WHY 

 

sides: SHE'LL JUST YELL AT ME

 

bumblebee: im adding her just to see that happen 

 

bumblebee has added strongarm!

 

strongarm: frag my life im offlining myself 

strongarm: leutinent can i do that 

 

bumblebee: yes

 

strongarm: thank you 

 

bumblebee: wow im such a good leader

 

docknock: damn bee you getting good at this 

 

smokescreen is online! 

 

smokescreen: whar 

 

strongarm: oh my primus 

strongarm: WAIT 

strongarm: are we in here with the bots who fought in the war

strongarm: sideswipe, punch me 

 

sideswipe: my pleasure! 

 

strongarm: I DIDNT MEAN ACTUALLY 

strongarm: bumblebee, he attacked me 

strongarm: lets put him in a stasis pod 

 

sideswipe: maybe i want that to finally get a break from you and stick up your aft 

 

strongarm: at least i dont commit crimes 

 

sideswipe: oh my PRIMUS 

sideswipe: IT WAS LIKE ONLY FIVE TIMES 

 

strongarm: okay mr racer without a liscense 

 

sideswipe: go kiss windblade or smth 

 

strongarm: ew no shes too old for me

 

sideswipe: are you into femmes

 

strongarm: yes?? is it not obvious 

 

sideswipe: FUCK i owe bumblebee shanix 

 

bumblebee: pay up kid 

 

cee: you the exact same oh my primus 




reunion 

 

wrecker2 is online!

wrecker2 has changed their name to wheeljack!

 

ratchet: ew 

 

wheeljack: yeah yeah whatever

 

strongarm is online!

 

strongarm: sideswipe. where the frag are you 

 

sideswipe: nowhere 

 

strongarm: you LEFT ME to fight THUNDERHOOF by my SELF 

strongarm: THUNDERHOOF. TWICE MY SIZE DECEPTICON 

strongarm: im going to repaint you in your recharge and its going to be the ugliest colors you can image you good for nothing carrier fragging street racer dumb aft ugly glitch 

 

sideswipe: sorry? 

 

strongarm: its a good thing i was able to get away with only a few scratches

strongarm: when i get my servos on you. 

 

sideswipe: BEEEEEE shes threatening me 

 

bumblebee: YOU LEFT HER?? 

bumblebee: do we need to have a talk about not abandoning teammates again?

 

docknock: again? well damn 

 

bumblebee: sideswipe, youre grounded 

 

sideswipe: im gonna get you strongarm 

 

strongarm: die 

 

cee: its like watching us when we were younger 

cee: except bee never abandoned anyone

 

sideswipe: its happened twice okay 

 

strongarm: yeah and the first time i nearly DIED 

strongarm: but ohhhh you couldnt risk your paint be scratched. ill scratch it myself you fragger 

 

sideswipe: this has to be like hatred to mechs 

 

strongarm: it is

 

cee: peach sister 

 

miko: i hate men its so real 

 

jack: dont you have a boyfriend 

 

miko: dont you have a boyfriend? 

 

jack: wow

jack: i mean yeah 

jack; but wow 

 

raf: are all of us into men 

 

miko: YOURE GAY RAF?? jack you owe 30 bucks 

 

raf: yes im gay…

raf: you saw me kiss a guy once

 

miko: okay well ive kissed girls and im not lesbian so

 

jack: faggot

 

miko: this is why im a high school drop out

 

ratchet: of course you are 

 

miko: OH MY GODDDD HI RATCHETTTT

 

sideswipe: i dropped out of the academy so i feel you there random human 

 

strongarm: explains a lot 

 

sideswipe: okay well not all of us are smart misses praxian cadet who is good at everything she does 

 

strongarm: okay mister failed medic turned streetracer 

 

sideswipe: medic slag was too confusing 

sideswipe: i failed like half of the tests 

sideswipe: but i mean i can do basic prodecures if you wanna be a test subject! 

 

strongarm: no im good 

 

docknock: i found everything very easy to learn. its probably harder nowadays 

 

sideswipe: i cant properly intake information unless im doing something at the same time, and the letters didnt make any sense. they were always so small and in a weird font i couldnt understand. the professors didnt give a frag so i just failed a lot 

 

raf: that sounds like dyslexia and adhd to me 

 

sideswipe: what 

 

raf: dyslexia is a learning disorder that makes it hard to read. it makes it difficult to identify speech and sounds too. adhd is a mental health disorder that includes a combination of persistent problems, such as difficulty paying attention, hyperactivity and impulsive behavior

 

strongarm: ding ding ding! sounds just like him 

 

sideswipe: so i have something wrong with my processor? 

 

raf: well no. its normal in humans. ratchet and i had talked about how cybertronians also have mental health issues and disabilities. theres nothing wrong with you, you just need extra help at times

raf: i have autism and theres nothing wrong with me 

 

sideswipe: anddd whats that one 

 

raf: autism spectrum disorder is a condition related to brain development that impacts how a person perceives and socializes with others, causing problems in social interaction and communication. the disorder also includes limited and repetitive patterns of behavior. the term "spectrum" in autism spectrum disorder refers to the wide range of symptoms and severity. for me specifically; i also dislike touch, cant start conversations, hate eye contact, i dont understand tone, horrible at recognizing social cues, im super strict with rules, i stim a lot, i need a routine, and i hate certain textures. another common symptom is being easily overwhelmed and shutting down or lashing out during that time

 

sideswipe: sounds like strongarm 

 

strongarm: i am great at social interaction! 

 

sideswipe: you flinched when you touched a tree because, and i quote, "it made me feel like i was going to die with the way the bark felt" 

 

strongarm: that was once 

 

sideswipe: when you get overwhelmed you start flapping your servos and stop talking 

 

strongarm: okay suddenly youre smart? 

 

sideswipe: yes! 

 

docknock: well im no psychologist, but i could technically reccommend one who could help get you two coping mechanisms. and if you were to get it documented sideswipe, you could go back to the academy and have accomodations if you wish to be a medic 

 

sideswipe: thatd be cool 

sideswipe: og btw strongarm russel wants to know if you wanna come with us to movie night 

 

strongarm: yes im on the way 

 

sideswipe is offline!

strongarm is offline!

 

docknock: they need a therapist 

docknock: but so do we all




strongarm is online!

 

strongarm: so IN THEORY 

strongarm: if you saw a supposedly dead decepticon fighting another decepticon what would you do 

 

bumblebee: just let it play out 

bumblebee: acrually. depends on who the supposedly dead con is 

 

strongarm: IN THEORY its a red and white seeker 

 

docknock: you run away and give me the coords for no reason in theory 

 

strongarm: its not a theory the seeker is fighting steeljaw and pretty much killing him 

 

 bumblebee: GIRL 

bumblebee: sighhh im omw 

 

 bumblebee is offline!

 

sideswipe: yeah that is not my problem 

 

bumblebee is online!

 

bumblebee: yes it is now get over here before i tell strongarm you still race against humans 

 

bumblebee is offline!

 

sideswipe: oh

 

sideswipe is offline!

 

cee: thank primus thats not my problem