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From [Joey !!] to [Shubble 🍄🌿]
Joey !!: SEHLBY
Joey !!: I NDEE UR LEPH
Shubble 🍄🌿: What’s up Joey? I’m always here to help you.
Joey !!: frait, aotp suing propre gramar btich
Joey !!: second, SCOTTS BORTHRE IS OS HOT AND YOUER SCOTTS BESTEI
Shubble 🍄🌿: You like Xornoth? I can help, don’t worry!
Joey !!: TAHNK YOUUU!!! LOVE YOU BOTCH!! /PP
Shubble 🍄🌿: Love you too, Joey! /p
Joey set his phone down, looking out the window of the coffee shop he was at. “I just hope Shel can keep her word..” He muttered to himself, unaware of the pink haired worker approaching from behind,
“Boo!” She said, scaring Joey into actually screaming. Luckily, it was just him as the customer and the two other workers besides Lizzie present.
“L-lizzie!! You can’t do that!” He protested, taking the iced pumpkin spiced latte Lizzie had for him.
“What’s got you all flustered? Also, my best friend’s dad is the boss, I can scare you if I want!” Lizzie protested.
Joey flared more red and simply didn’t respond, silently telling Lizzie to leave. Luckily, she obliged.
BAM !!! (Or, Bamboozlers Coffee Shop)
Mean Bi: sooo… i think joey has a crush
Nice Bi: I KNEW IT
Nice Bi: ITS FLOWERS BORTHER ISNT IT
Neutral Pan: who?? i havnet met scotts brother..
Mean Bi: xornoth, he’s scott’s half brother (?)
Nice Bi: full brother! :3
Mean Bi: full brother
Neutral Pan: i see..
Neutral Pan: still never met him!!!
Gem and the Mystical Beings
Scott [it isnt june yet]: So you’re saying that joey has a crush on xor??
gnome: yep! he told me all about it :D
that one deer: damn… and you used proper grammar, right?
gnome: mhm! i never forget a promise ^^
Scott [it isnt june yet]: Please aeor, dont let xor fuck joey or vice versa
gnome: i can go find out more for you, scott :3
Scott [it isnt june yet]: PLEASE (+ i have a date with petal 2night)
gnome: okkk!! tell jimmy i said hi :DD
Scott [it isnt june yet]: Alrighty
From [Shubble 🍄🌿] to [Joey !!]
Shubble 🍄🌿: Hello, Joey! I have news about Xornoth.
Shubble 🍄🌿: First, I figured out that he’s gay! Second, he does like someone.
Joey !!: OK KO I CAN WROK WUTH THIS!!! THANKS SHE;BY UR THE BEST!!
Shubble 🍄🌿: FINALLY I DON’T HAVE TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR !! :DD
Joey !!: wait what.
Shubble 🍄🌿: um.
Joey !!: shelby.
Shubble 🍄🌿: joey.
Joey !!: WHAT DID YIU OD?
Shubble 🍄🌿: IT WAS GEM
Joey !!: EHAT HAPPENED?
Shubble 🍄🌿: OK OK SO
Shubble 🍄🌿: it was about a month ago when gem and me did a bet. if either of us wins, we had to make the ither do something. however, because of my shit luck, she won and i had to use proper grammar until you said i was the best
Joey !!: so basically
Joey !!: i saved ur life
Shubble 🍄🌿: yes. yes you did
Shubble 🍄🌿: btw scott just dmed me n said that xornoth is free for a date on saturday sooo…
Joey !!: SAIT WAJG
Joey !!: LETS GO ILYSM SEE YA LATER BITHC!!!