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Inside the depths of the Diamond Pyramid, layed a magic crystal called the Vortex Crystal. Said crystal's blue coloring would shine in the very minimal light that would come through. Countless legends had been told about it, and how it had the power to open up gateways to other realms. However, not very many believed in this story, passing it off as nothing more than a fairy tale. Therefore, no one really bothered to journey into the Diamond Pyramid to find this treasure. Wait a minute, who's that in the crystal's chamber?

"Wahahaha!" Wario laughed maniacally as he saw the magic crystal, "Wario's FINALLY found it! Imagine all the money I'll make selling this!"

Wario's eyes turned to dollar signs before he grabbed the Vortex Crystal. Suddenly, the pyramid began to shake violently.

"Uh oh, looks like Wario had better go!" Wario ran out of the pyramid with the crystal in tow.

That night at Wario's house, the crystal started to glow. Wario was too busy watching TV to even notice the glow. All of a sudden, the greedy man heard a voice.

"Wario…."

"WAH!? Who's-a-there?" Wario sprung up from his couch, "You will regret breaking into Wario's house!"

"Wario…..it's me…..the Vortex Crystal!"

"WAH!?" Wario shook his head, "Very funny, but Wario isn't falling for any cheap pranks."

Wario turned around and saw the crystal glowing. He still wasn't phased, and just scoffed.

"I must be imagining things."

"No, it is me!" The crystal's glow went on and off as it talked. "How much more convincing could someone need, for the love of Toadstool!"

Wario shrugged as he HAD seen stranger to be fair, "Alright you oversized piece of jewelry, what do you want?"

"Oh, Wario, I knew you were about to sell me. But, I can make you tons of money in another way. You could be able to make all kinds of profit if you just capitalized on my power to access other universes. You would not only become rich, but also famous for discovering these alternate universes."

Wario squinted his eyes, "What's your-a-catch, rock candy? I'm not-a-stupid, why would you want to help-a-me so badly?"

"Uhhhhhh, you see…..it's….MY DUTY to help whoever finds me! You journeyed into the Diamond Pyramid, and YOU were the one to find me, therefore, you get my help in whatever goal you want to accomplish. It's sort of like a genie, if you catch my drift." The crystal said, definitely not hiding anything at all.

"WAHAHAHA!" Wario laughed, falling completely for this act, "But how do you suppose I make money off of you, without selling you?"

Right on cue, a cartoon started playing on the TV. It was some cartoon that was a parody of the show Survivor. It would probably never catch on in real life or anything, called Total Drama or something? Anyways, as this cartoon played on the tv, a light bulb went off in Wario's head…

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The camera panned out to a giant cruise ship that had orange accents with the two horizontal lines surrounding the ship. The deck was orange and there were many flags above the cruise ship. However, there were some flowers(?) that were painted on the side of the cruise that were crudely crossed out and replaced with W's. The ship itself was on a dock in a random beach in the Mushroom Kingdom. Wario then appeared with his nose being uncomfortably close to the camera.

"It's-a-me! WARIO!" Wario announced.

"Helloooooooo! What about me, you infernal garlic muncher!" The vortex crystal yelled at its associate. "I am the one who gave you the power to be able to do this show in the first place!"

"Oh, and here's this oversized ring pop-a-too." Wario said very unenthusiastically.

"Why you little…"

"Me and my interns from WarioWare Inc. come to you-a-live from the WARIO CRUISER!" Wario told his audience, "A big luxury cruise with everything you can-a-ask for! A pool, a spa, a game room, everything you could ask for!"

Wario continued as he started walking back and forth, "But that's not all! No no no! WAH! 20 chumps have all auditioned to be on this-a-show, Total Drama GOLD!"

"That name doesn't even make any sense!? Gold!? Not just that, YOU JUST COMPLETELY STOLE HALF OF THAT NAME FROM THAT SILLY CARTOON!"

"You know….I could just sell you and make tons of money that way."

The crystal grumbled as Wario laughed at it.

"Now that somebody has shut up, I can tell all of you that these losers are gonna be competing in many challenges and most of them will end up being voted off by their fellow contestants. Wahahahaha! Only one will remain and they will win 1 MILLION DOLLARS as well as a free vacation on the Wario Cruiser."

"Now that I think about it, where DID you get this cruise ship? I certainly didn't see one at your house."

Meanwhile at the very orange castle of Sarasaland, a certain princess was not very happy to say the least, and it wasn't hard to see why since the whole castle was a complete mess. Tables were flipped over, walls had dents in them, there were holes in some other walls, and most importantly, the Daisy Cruiser which would usually be located at the dock behind the castle was gone.

"WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Princess Daisy exclaimed, "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL POP YOU LIKE A ZI-!"

"Wario has his ways." Wario handwaved that question off. "Now what are we waiting for, the contestants are-a-coming!"

Right on cue, a short yellow koala looking thing was dropped off at the dock by a speedboat driven by a Koopa Troopa.

"Ah, and you must be Ruby!" Wario pointed at the animal.

"It's Reuben, pal! I'm not no rock." Reuben replied as he pulled out a big-ass sandwich with ham, cheese, and tons of other ingredients in it. "Want a sandwich?"

"Why would Wario want a sandwich? Wah! Garlic's all I need!"

"Suit yourself, bud." Reuben took a bite of his sandwich and went aboard the cruise.

The next speedboat dropped off a ginger girl wearing a labcoat and glasses. She also wore pink boots and had a heart hair accessory on. Normally she would be very upbeat and chipper, but right now, she was sweating bullets.

"Penny! Who would've thought an employee from MY company would be competing." Wario snorted, "Definitely not-a-me!"

"W-Wario! This isn't right! I-I can't do this!" Penny was stuttering hard.

"Sure you can Penny, what did your awful song say again?" Wario closed his eyes as he went into deep thought, "But even when she aims for the high note, stand up proud and sing out loud for you, that's Penny through and…"

"D-don't call my song awful!" For a moment, Penny lost her nervousness as she said that in outrage. "And I still don't approve of this plan of your's, Wario."

After Penny got on the Wario Cruiser, she sat next to Reuben who was in the middle of eating his sandwich.

"Hey…..mister koala?" Penny said awkwardly.

"Huh? Who ya talking to miss?" Reuben said after swallowing his sandwich. "The name's Reuben. Want a sandwich?"

"Hey Reuben, sorry, I'm just kinda stressed out." Penny replied, "I already ate anyway."

As Wario was about to announce the next contestant, he started hearing a noise;

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

That noise came from a lanky man in purple, and this man was pissed.

"WARIO! YOU MAKE A REALITY SHOW AND YOU DON'T EVEN INVITE-A-ME, WALUIGI, TO BE INVOLVED!" Waluigi screamed.

"Oh, guess you found out, Waluigi." Wario replied casually.

"DON'T ACT LIKE-A-THAT TO ME! IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH YOU DON'T LET ME MAKE GAMES FOR YOU IN THAT-A-COMPANY, BUT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT YOU HOSTING A TV SHOW!?" Waluigi grabbed Wario and started shaking him violently.

"Uh oh, things don't seem very good." Penny said before she turned to Reuben, who had finished his sandwich, "Should we stop that weird purple guy?"

"Nah, garlic breath's got this," Reuben shrugged.

Waluigi had finally finished shaking Wario, "Since you clearly don't appreciate me, Wario, I'll just-a-compete and show EVERYONE who the superior Wario Brother is!"

"Brother!?" Penny blurted out, "Wario, you never told me you had a brother!"

"Because we're not-a-brothers," Wario explained, "I met him one day when I was looking for a tennis partner."

"You're not brothers?" Reuben added his own two cents in, "Then why do you two look the same, huh?"

"The koala makes a good point." The crystal piped up.

"The answer is uh NONE OF YOUR-A-BUSINESS!" Said Wario.

"Move over, losers!" Waluigi shoved Penny & Reuben aside as he sat down.

"What a baby," Wario grumbled under his breath before the next speedboat arrived.

This boat dropped off a man with a long nose and hair tied up into a frizzy type of hairstyle. He also wore beige pants, a floppy hat, and some boots.

"You all better fear, for Captain Usopp has arrived!" Usopp announced to the three contestants. "Now to warn all of you, I have 5 thousand men who are all viscous and will eat your-"

"Yeah, yeah, Pinocchio! We get it!" Reuben interrupted. "You're a bad liar by the way."

Wario said, "Now get on the cruise already, Wario doesn't have all the time in the world for your fantasies."

"Aw man, I've got some tough cookies here." Usopp sighed in disappointment. "But I won't lag behind, I'm not the sniper king for nothing!"

"Yeah sure pal," Waluigi scoffed, "You don't have anywhere near the charisma I do!"

As Usopp got on board, he faced Waluigi and said, "Hey I heard that! I'll have you know that I single handedly took down Doflamingo. Yeah, I made one of his minions faint, TWICE!"

Penny gulped before saying "Why do I feel like he's gonna regret saying that?"

Waluigi pushed his face against Usopp's while saying, "It's not about power, big nose, it's about talent. Sheer talent, in which Waluigi has plenty of!"

"Who're you calling big nose, big nose?" Usopp pushed his face back.

The next speedboat went by while the two big noses bickered, and dropped off a pink hedgehog who was wearing a red dress with red shoes.

"Hello everyone!" The hedgehog said in a cheerful tone, "The name's Amy Rose, and I hope we can all get along!"

"Hah!" Wario laughed, "Yeah, you're not gonna last a second out there, missy."

"Excuse me!?" Amy said in offense, "What is that supposed to mean?"

Wario picked his nose as he said, "Let's see, you're all chipper, happy, nice, and the nice ones always-a-finish last! Wahahahahaha-AHHHHHHH!"

Amy wacked Wario over the head with her hammer, before putting it away. "Sorry you all had to see that."

Amy hopped on the cruise, and saw Waluigi & Usopp still going at it with their arguing. She turned to Penny & Reuben.

"How long have they been doing this?" Amy asked.

"About….the same amount of time it took to make this sandwich." Reuben said as he pulled out another sandwich, "Ya want one?"

"I don't see why not." Amy responded.

The next speedboat dropped off a vampire with long hair wearing a sunhat and gloves as protection from the sunlight.

"What's popping everyone, I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen!" Marceline introduced herself.

Upon hearing those words, Usopp stopped his bickering, "V-v-VAMPIRE!? YOU MEAN THE BLOOD SUCKING TYPES!? WARIO YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!?"

"'Vampire Queen' sounds like something Ashley would get wrapped up in." Penny muttered to herself.

Marceline started grinning as she said, "What? Afraid that I might get hungry?"

She flew onto the ship, and hovered close to Usopp, "And be in the mood for some human blood!"

Marceline hissed while showing her sharp teeth, and Usopp screamed at the top of his lungs.

The vampire queen started laughing, "Man, no need to be such a wuss. Sure I drink blood sometimes, but it's not the blood itself I like, it's the color."

To prove her point, Marceline grabbed a tomato from Usopp's bag and bit into it. Suddenly, the tomato turned white, and she took it out of her mouth.

"See, nothing to be scared of." Marceline told the sniper as she handed the tomato back to him.

Waluigi started laughing his ass off, "Wow, big nose, you're as much of a scaredy cat as Luigi!"

"Shut up, you!" Usopp growled.

"Just don't suck the red out of my dress, okay." Amy said. "This is my favorite outfit too."

The next speedboat dropped off none other than Mickey Mouse? Wait, this wasn't Mickey, something about him seemed….off.

"OH BOYYYY!" This weird abomination screeched "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET FREEEEEEEEE MONNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!"

"Alright, I'll say it," Reuben said, "What is that thing!?"

Wario furrowed his eyebrows, "Hey! I wanted to get Mickey Mouse onto this-a-show!"

"BETCH!" "Mickey" pulled out a gun and immediately pointed it at Wario, "WHERE'S THE MONEY!"

Usopp & Reuben both immediately ducked behind Waluigi right as "Mickey" whipped his gun out.

"HUH!? DON'T-A-THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!" Waluigi exclaimed.

"I don't think vampire chick's the scariest person here now." Reuben said while hiding.

"WAH!? PUT THAT-A-GUN AWAY! YOU HAVE TO EARN THE MONEY YOU RAT!" Wario was sweating like bullets.

The crystal finally decided to pipe up while being in Wario's pocket, "You know, I seem to recall that when you wrote that letter to Mickey, you misspelled it as Mokey."

"Oh, you're-a-kidding me!" Wario yelled out, "You're-a-name wouldn't happen to be Mokey, right?"

"YEAH!" All of a sudden, Mokey's face turned to that of an anime character "Give me the moneys now!"

"You have to win the money, and I don't-a-feel like dying right now." Wario told Mokey.

"You don't feel like dying? That's not what I would expect to hear from someone who's life is at risk."

Mokey stared at Wario for a long ass time, until saying, "OH BOY! A GAAAAAAME? MOKEY LOVES GAAAMES!"

Mokey threw his gun right at Waluigi's head "OUCH", and got on the cruise. After he sat down, everyone else moved as far away from him as possible.

Usopp sighed as he said, "Well, we can only go up from here, right?"

"That's the spirit!" Penny said to him, "Besides, we can get that Mickey Mouse wannabe out of here soon."

Usopp really shouldn't have said what he did, because the next person to show up…was someone that he knew very well. A certain someone with a big pink feather coat, sunglasses, and short blonde hair.

"Well, sounds like the next guys been dropped off-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Usopp screamed so loud that everyone covered their ears.

"WHAT IS YOUR-A-PROBLEM, SCAREDY CAT!?" Wario shook his fist at said scaredy cat.

"NO! I'M IMAGINING THINGS….THAT CAN'T BE DOFLAMINGO STANDING RIGHT THERE!" Usopp pointed at Doflamingo, while the latter was glaring daggers at him.

"Oh…it's you." Doflamingo said as Usopp whimpered.

"Dofla-whathisface?" Reuben remarked, "Didn't ya say ya singlehandedly defeated him?"

Doflamingo's veins started showing on his forehead, "Oh, did you now, God Usopp?"

"D-d-d-d-Doffy! C'mon that was a while ago now," Usopp gulped. "There's no hard feelings right?"

"No, not at all," Doflamingo said through gritted teeth, right before he shot a ball of strings right at Usopp.

"AH!" Usopp yelped and immediately ducked.

The ball crashed right into the wall behind Usopp.

"HEY! PINKY, THAT-A-CRUISER ISN'T CHEAP!" Wario yelled in outrage. "Do you think I'm made of money?"

"Funny, you seemed pretty wealthy to me." The crystal remarked.

"I told you to be-a-quiet!" Wario swatted the crystal again.

"Oh well then, guess that's the price you have to pay for being so poor." The man in pink said, "and for allowing that coward onto your show."

Marceline whistled, "Talk about intense."

Penny then asked her boss, "Wario, sir, are you sure it's really a good idea to have that guy here…he seems pretty scary."

"YEAH! LISTEN TO HER!" Usopp yelled in response.

"Eh? How dangerous can some guy that dresses up as a flamingo be?" Wario said in indifference.

"VERY!"

"Don't worry about the long nose, yellow one," Doflamingo said to the host. "He's one that overreacts to every little thing."

"Whatever," Wario shrugged. "Just get on the boat."

The next boat to pass by dropped off a….taco? Yeah, a taco with arms and legs was dropped off at the dock.

"Ughhhhh!" The taco groaned. "I sure hope this show's at least better than the last one I was in."

Doflamingo started laughing, "A taco!? Seriously!? My competition is food, and this pathetic coward?" He then gestured to Usopp after saying that.

"Okay, and we're already off to a rocky start," The taco facepalmed. "Well, I didn't exactly get my hopes up. The name's Taco, by the way."

"Creative name." Waluigi snarked.

As Taco got on board, she quickly noticed the Mickey Mouse abomination sitting by himself.

"Uhhhhhh, hey, why are youuuu…" Taco paused, "I have a bad feeling about this."

"IS THAT FREEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOD?" Mokey screamed, "DON'T MIND IF I DOOOOOOOO!"

Mokey then lunged after Taco, who quickly bolted. The next contestant dropped off was an anthropomorphic rabbit who was wearing a police uniform.

"WAH!? A COP!? HIDE ME, PENNY!" Wario ran onto the cruise.

"PENNY!? WHAT ABOUT WALUIIIIIGIIIII!?" Waluigi yelled in outrage.

"Uh, that was weird." The rabbit said in confusion before turning to the cast, "Hey all, I'm Judy Hopps. I hope we can all have some fun here and get along."

"So you won't arrest me?" Wario said before getting off the cruise and laughing, "Why didn't you-a-say so! Welcome aboard!"

Judy got on board, and saw Mokey grabbing Taco.

"YUMMMMY! TACO TUESDAY IS MY FAVORITE TIME OF WEEK!" Mokey said again.

"HELP! THIS GUY'S CRAZY!" Taco cried.

Judy then stepped in, "Put the taco down, mister! I am of ZPD and I will not hesitate to arrest you!"

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NOT THE POLICE!" Mokey screamed in horror as he immediately put Taco down.

"Thanks rabbit lady," Taco said to Judy. "I'll take off now if you don't mind."

The next contestant was a blonde woman with long hair. She was also wearing some type of military outfit too.

"I assume this is my competition," The woman said before scoffing. "How disappointing, I would have expected better from people all across the universe."

"And who are you to say that, Olivia?" Wario picked his nose.

"That's Olivier Armstrong, and you will respect my name." Olivier said very sharply, "I expect your challenges to prove difficult, otherwise this show will be a waste of my time."

"Wow, what an ice queen," said Marceline. "I guess Simon will have to give up his title to her."

As Olivier got on board, Doflamingo piped up.

"Tch, military veteran I see." Doflamingo said to her.

"If you're trying to provoke me, it's not working." Olivier told the former warlord off.

Doflamingo chuckled before saying, "You're certainly a heartbreaker, miss officer, however those who cross me, are sure to regret it."

The next contestant to show up was a large and muscular man who was dressed in all green.

"Have no fear citizens, for I, Captain Qwark, have made it here at last!" Qwark announced, "and you are all very fortunate to be in my presence!"

"Get a load of this guy." Reuben said, pointing at Qwark.

"Ah, but what I am saying is true, strange koala creature." Qwark started bragging some more. "For I am the very intergalactic superhero that stopped the evil Dr. Nefarious from BLOWING UP THE MOON!"

"I have a feeling that didn't happen," Judy said in response.

"Man, this guys a worse storyteller than me," Usopp said to himself.

"Alright fine, I made up some details, but no one can match my bravery, my chivalry, my…."

"You are an absolute disgrace, and you should be ashamed to even refer to yourself as a hero!" Olivier interrupted.

"Oooooh-kay, how about we lighten up a little bit, Armstrong?" Judy tried to reason, "After all, this is a vacation on a luxury cruise."

"This is a game where only one of us will remain to get our prize," Olivier replied. "We can't afford to keep worms like that man around."

After Qwark boarded the ship, the next person to arrive was a suitcase?

"Hey! Who left this-a-suitcase here?" Wario grumbled before walking up to it. "Grrr, what is inside this-a-thing? Bricks?"

The suitcase flew open, knocking Wario back a little. A girl wearing a magician's outfit jumped out of the suitcase dramatically, before landing on the dock.

"And that, was my 'Let's stow away in Mr. Edgeworth's suitcase' trick!" The magician announced. "Surely I wowed my audience this time right, Mr. Hat?"

She pulled out a human sized puppet before saying, "Oh-hoh-hoh, that is very correct, Miss Trucy!"

"The name's Trucy Wright, and I'm the manager of the Wright Anything Agency!" Trucy introduced herself, "Nice to meet all of you!"

"Oh my gosh! That was amazing!" Amy gushed, "How were you able to fit into the suitcase like that!?"

"Even I must admit," Olivier said. "That was quite impressive."

"Hehe, a magician never reveals her secrets." Trucy bonked her head lightly.

"Just get on the ship before I take you off for that-a-stunt." Wario said in a very annoyed tone.

The next boat dropped off another girl, this time wearing a white shirt with black capri pants. This girl immediately went up to Wario.

"You must be that-a-Makoto girl, right? What do you want?" Wario said unenthusiastically.

"Don't play dumb, Wario," Makoto said sternly, "I've done my research on your practices. Especially that of refusing to pay your employees, what exactly is your game here?"

"Errrr," Wario trailed off before answering, "how about, IT'S-A-NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS OKAY!"

"I'll play along for now, Wario," Makoto told the host. "But I'm here on a personal mission. Don't think you're going to get away with this."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Wario said, feeling very unthreatened, "teenagers."

The next contestant, rather than coming in on a speedboat, flew down while on some type of floating star. He was pink and round, with red shoes. The puffball jumped off the star as it flew away.

"Hiiiiiiiii!" The puffball greeted everyone.

"Kirby!? What's that-a-pink blob doing here!?" Wario said in confusion.

"I take it you know this…thing?" The crystal asked.

"We've both been in Smash Bros," Wario answered.

"Are you implying the multiverse was already discovered before you found me?" The crystal sounded a little enraged.

"Awwwww, he's sooooo cute!" Amy ran over and started pinching Kirby's cheeks. "I could just eat this little guy up! Yes I could!"

Kirby pulled his head away from Amy, and then he noticed Taco. He was just staring for a few seconds.

"Uhhhhhh, this is getting awkward." Taco said, "Is there anything you need?"

"Poyo!" Kirby opened his mouth in an O shape and started trying to suck Taco in.

"Oh goddammit! Why does everyone want to eat me!" Taco grabbed onto the side of the ship.

Wario proceeded to pound Kirby over the head, "Don't you-a-go eating the other contestants! Do you even know the lawsuits I would have to-a-go through!"

"Wait, why didn't you step in when the rat was chasing me?" Taco asked.

Wario broke out into a cold sweat as he looked at the dead look in Mokey's eyes, "Er…uh…I must not have-a-noticed, wahahaha."

Taco frowned upon hearing this. Kirby & Amy got onto the ship before the sixteenth contestant arrived.

"Finally, it's about time I showed up!" A black duck said to Wario. "Everyone here better say their prayers, cuz I'm the clear winner here!"

"Yeah, that's what they all-a-say," Wario replied. "Get in line, Daffy."

"Well unlike those people," Daffy answered. "I have tons of experience in the spotlight! Duck Dodgers, The Scarlet Pumpernickel, Robin Hood, just everything you could think of-"

"Isn't this just what we needed," Taco groaned as she glared at Qwark, "Two narcissists."

"-I mean, why the hell wasn't I invited to that Multiversus game and that banana guy was!?" Daffy ranted.

"Wah, join the club-a-buster." Waluigi said in response.

"At least I'll finally get my respect when I win this whole game!" Daffy said as he got on the boat.

The seventeenth player was none other than a living teddy bear.

"Alright, here's the deal, pal." The teddy bear said to Wario, "I compete on this show, and you'll give me all the beer a bear could ask for?"

"Eh!? Who told you-a-that!? I'm not spending all of that-a-money!" Wario yelled at the bear, "Buy your own-a-booze!"

"Goddammit, John lied to me!" The bear yelled out. "I knew this was all a scheme to get me off the marijuana!

"Marijuana!?" Makoto said in surprise, "you really shouldn't be doing that you know."

"Oh and look at little miss prim & proper over there." The bear said to her, "what are you also the teacher's pet? The one to tell off all the students who just wanna smoke some weed? Yeah, I thought so!"

"Excuse me?" Makoto replied with her eyes widened.

"Yeah, I don't think this group could get any weirder," said Taco.

"The name's Ted, just so all of you know," Ted told everyone before he got on the ship.

Next up, was a bald man with a beard and glasses. He wore a black pork pie hat too.

"What the hell is this freak show?" The bald man said while looking at the contestants. "Have I gotten high off my own meth?"

"Please for the love of-" Makoto took a deep breath and then said to Wario, "You accepted a drug dealer into this show?"

"Yeah, I've gotta agree with Makoto here," Judy backed the student president up. "I have to object here. I'm sure you want to keep this show clean, Wario."

"Oh wow! And neither of you cared about the pink-a-psychopath over there!" Wario blurted out, "I'm sure he's done tons of crimes over the years!"

Makoto & Judy slowly turned towards Doflamingo. The latter just licked his lips after Wario said that.

"My name is Walter White," said Walter, "and please excuse what I said about the meth, I didn't mean to say that I was a drug dealer."

Makoto & Judy just looked at him with disbelieving looks. After Walter got onboard, Ted started bugging him.

"Hold up, did ya say you sell meth?" Ted said really excitedly. "How much will you take for i-"

"Beat it, bear." Walter replied really aggressively.

The next person was another teenage girl, except she had messy hair and a red skirt with a brown hoodie and a yellow shirt.

"Well, this is definitely a freak show if I've ever seen one." The messy-haired girl said.

"Welcome to the club, kid," Walter replied.

"Anyways, my name's Marcie." Marcie introduced herself, "This should be interesting."

As she got on the boat, Reuben could smell the scent coming off of Marcie.

"Why do you smell like hot dogs, four eyes?" Reuben asked.

Marcie sighed, "I hoped no one would notice, but yes, my dad and I shower in recycled water used for his hot dog business. It's how I got nicknamed Hot Dog Water."

Daffy roared in laughter, "HOT DOG WATER!? Man, that's a nickname that can stick! Hot Dog Water!"

"Gee thanks." Hot Dog Water rolled her eyes, "You all sure know how to make a girl feel welcome."

The final contestant to show up was a Pokemon trainer with shaggy purple hair and a blank expression on his face.

"I can't believe I got roped into this." The boy grumbled.

"Ah I see we've got a real edgelord here," said Wario. "Your name must be-a-Paul, right?"

"Tch, you're the host, and you didn't even bother to learn the challengers' names?" Paul said really grouchily.

"Hey, I'm a multimillionaire here!" Wario shook his fist, "I don't have-a-time to learn the names of unimportant-a-people."

"Whatever." Paul rolled his eyes as he got onto the ship.

As Paul got on, he immediately took notice of Kirby, and raised his eyebrows in confusion.

"What is that? Some kind of regional Jigglypuff variant?" Paul thought.

"Poyo?" Kirby tilted his head before Paul walked away.

"Alright, everyone's-a-FINALLY here!" Wario announced as he got on the ship. "Welcome all of you to Total Drama Gold! Or as I like to call it, Wario's Golden Game Show!"

"Isn't part of that total drama name already the name of a cartoon?" Makoto asked.

"Who asked you, you stick-in-the-mud?" Wario asked.

"It's as the bear says, miss prim & proper," Doflamingo added. "No need to be such a killjoy."

"No one needs to hear any advice from you!" Usopp argued with Doffy.

"Will all you losers shut up so I can explain the rules of the show to you?" Wario yelled out.

The Wario Cruiser took off, and started sailing as Wario pulled out a chalkboard.

"All of you chumps competing will be split off into two teams. Together, both of these teams will compete in my challenges, and the team that loses will have to vote off someone who will be the biggest loser of them all!"

"I don't know, Wario," said Penny. "This show feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen."

"Penny, Penny, Penny, always the jokester, WAHAHAHA!" Wario laughed in a very forced tone.

"YOU NEVER LAUGHED THAT-A-HARD AT MY JOKES!" Waluigi clenched his fists.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS MY FARTS, WALUIGI!" Wario exclaimed.

"Now that's just nasty." Reuben gagged a little, "way to make me lose my appetite."

"Now at some point in time," Wario told the cast. "There will be a merge, where there won't be any more teams, and everyone will have to fend for themselves. The last one standing will win the…the…theeeeee…."

"Don't strain yourself, your brain might explode from having too much thought in it." The crystal added its own two cents.

"ONE-MILLION DOLLARS!" Wario choked out. "Now my interns will show you around the cruise because I don't-a-feel like it."

"Isn't that just smooth." Marceline said.

"At least he's honest, I guess," Judy told Marceline.

Two interns showed up after Wario dipped. One was a man with a blue afro and a red jacket, while the other one was a redhead woman who was wearing a red dress with a white coat.

"Yo yo! What's hangin everyone, the name's Jimmy T.!" The man with the afro said.

"And my name's Mona, and it looks like we'll be your tour guides." Said the woman in the coat.

"ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GIVE ME THE MONNNEYS?" Mokey asked.

"Were you even listening to Wario when he was explaining the game?" Taco said in annoyance.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHEN DO I GET THE MONEY?"

Taco facepalmed while Mona & Jimmy looked at each other. The duo looked back at the cast.

"I see you're all a lively bunch," said Mona. "But enough stalling, let's get to the tour!"

"This is the cafeteria," said Jimmy, "This is where you're gonna get the food of your dreams yo!"

"Seems like a stretch," Usopp remarked.

At the cafeteria counter, was a yellow kitchen sponge wearing brown pants.

"You must be the contestants Mr. Wario was talking about!" The sponge said, "I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, and I will serve you all up with smiles."

SpongeBob gave everyone a goofy smile.

"How sickeningly positive," Olivier said under her breath.

"I don't think I've ever seen you around WarioWare Inc. before," Mona said to SpongeBob. "Are you new? My name is Mona by the way."

"Nice to meet you, Mona!" SpongeBob replied, "Mr. Krabs bet me in a poker game with Mr. Wario and lost, so here I am."

"From what Wario told me," Jimmy told Mona. "The sponge kid was in tears being taken away from that crab guy."

"Don't worry, Jimmy," SpongeBob reassured the dancer. "I feel all better now, Mr. Wario taxes me for existing just like Mr. Krabs did!" SpongeBob gushed as he said that.

"For existing!?" Judy exclaimed, "That's not even legal!"

"Now moving on…." Mona said to continue the tour.

"This is the pool," Mona told everyone as they went inside the pool room.

The room had orange stripes all over the ceiling and around the walls. The pool itself was very big and there was a hot tub next to it. Mokey immediately ran up to the pool and did a cannonball, which had a surprisingly large splashback. The water ended up completely drenching Daffy who was standing too close to the edge.

While being completely soaked, Daffy said, "You're desssssspicable!"

"OHHHHH BOY OOOH BOYYY! SPLISHY SPLASH!" Mokey screamed more incomprehensible sentences.

"Man, I could get used to that hot tub," Ted commented.

"I'd bet Polly's glad not to be here," Trucy also noted.

"Polly?" Makoto asked.

"Just a friend of mine," said Trucy. "He moved to another country a year ago and I miss him."

After Mona & Jimmy showed the contestants around the other rooms of the cruise, such as the spa, the game room, the theater, and the outside garden, all the guests were brought to their bedrooms.

"Finally, these are the rooms you will all be staying in, Orbulon will come and give you your room keys soon." Mona told everyone.

"Hopefully, all of you had a slamming good time with this tour," Jimmy said before striking a pose. "Ou! Jimmy T. out!"

Jimmy moonwalked his way out of the lobby, while Mona turned to everyone else.

"Yeah, I'd better be going too. But you can all wait in the main lobby while Orbulon gives you your keys."

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Jimmy was now inside of a random broom closet in the cruiser.

Jimmy: By the by, this is the confessional. Here you can share any thought you want without worry of anyone hearing you.

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Doflamingo: My, who would have thought that Usopp the God would be participating on this show too. No matter, I've only come for one thing, to show the universe my true power and CRUSH MY COMPETITION!

Doffy then stayed silent for a moment before saying…

Doflamingo: And Wario offered to break me out of Impel Down if I competed and I couldn't refuse that offer.

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Taco: This sure is different from BFB, but nonetheless, I will do my best to win this thing. I hope I get treated better here, but considering I almost got eaten twice, I doubt it.

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Mokey: I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR KRIIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!

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This certainly was a luxury cruise alright, the lobby had a high ceiling with a chandelier hanging down from it. There was an orange tone emanating from the room, and there were chairs that were very cushiony and very soft.

"I don't understand," Waluigi thought to himself. "Since when does Wario have such a thing for the color orange? Wait, is this-a-Daisy's cruise ship?"

Waluigi laughed to himself, "She's-a-gonna kill him!"

All of a sudden, someone tripped right over Waluigi's foot. That person was none other than Usopp.

"Hey big nose! Will you keep your legs to yourself?" Usopp scolded Waluigi.

"Wah? I wasn't even-a-trying to do that!" Waluigi laughed at the sniper. "Maybe you should look where you're going, long nose!"

"Why you!" Usopp tackled Waluigi as the two got enveloped in one of those cartoon fight cloud things.

Paul walked by right as that was happening, "Idiots."

Penny & Amy were talking at another nearby spot.

"So you're an inventor too?" Amy said, "you and Tails would get along so well!"

"Yeah, unfortunately my inventions have a habit of going haywire," Penny said in slight embarrassment. "But that doesn't stop me from trying again! I could always show you one of my inventions sometime."

"I would love to see one of them," Amy replied. "So, what made you sign up for the show?"

Penny broke out in a cold sweat as Amy said that, "Oh…uh…you know….I n-needed the money for my inventions. No big deal, what about you?"

"I joined to get some more adventure in my life. These past months have been so hectic for me, so why not get it out of my system by taking on these challenges? Surely they can't be worse than dealing with Eggman every week."

Penny & Amy talked some more, until a white alien with sunglasses teleported into the room.

"Greetings earthlings, I am Orbulon," Orbulon spoke out. "And I have arrived with your keys!"

As nighttime approached and everyone went to bed, Wario & Penny met up in a hidden office. The office itself was pretty dark with a singular lamp and the vortex crystal lighting the room up. The office itself had Wario merchandising everywhere, from posters, to action figures, to even the desk having a big "W" in the center of it.

"Good acting, Penny! Those saps don't suspect a thing, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!" Wario cackled.

"Don't suspect what exactly?" The crystal asked.

"ACK! You sure know how to butt in, don't you!" Wario grumbled, "Well, you see, I am NOT giving any of those chumps 1 million dollars! I am a businessman first and foremost, therefore, I will keep the 1 million dollars AND get money from the show's ratings!"

"Wario, that is absolutely diabolical." The crystal said in amazement, "maybe you aren't so stupid after all! But wait, how are you going to make it believable to not be a scam?"

"Hah! But as you-a-see, that is why Penny's competing!" Wario gestured to her, "She will compete and win the entire show. Then the prize money she wins will be transferred right over to me! The only reason I didn't get Waluigi is because I know he would screw everything up somehow."

"Mr. Wario, I can't do this!" Penny said, "I'd rather win based on my own skills then just have it all rigged for me."

"Sounds like someone's-a-begging for a salary cut!" Wario threatened.

"AH! Okay…I'll do it…but I still don't like it," Penny frowned.

"That's the spirit! Now go knock 'em out!" Wario banged his fist lightly on his desk, "Meeting dismissed, go get some-a-shut eye!"

Penny left, and Wario grabbed the crystal and left the office too. The latter went to his room, and went to bed.

"Looks like I'll just have to play the long game. There is no rush though." The crystal said to itself.

Chapter Text

Long ago, in the Mushroom Kingdom, lived the witch, Merla, in a lone forest. Merla was a hidden figure in some light blue robes, and all you could see from her hood were two glowing yellow eyes and a purple hair curl sticking out of it. She also wore purple shoes, and she was brewing a potion of some sort.

"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble." Merla rhymed as she stirred the potion with her wooden spoon. "With this potion, those Toads will have to appreciate my skills as a witch! Heheheheheheeeee!"

Suddenly, the door burst open, "Stop right there! Wit-"

The crystal gasped as it regained consciousness. The room that it was in was none other than Wario's room. You could tell it was Wario's room as it was a complete mess. Clothes were all over the floor, there was half eaten garlic on the counter beside the bed, the bed was completely unkempt with Wario snoring loudly, and the place just reeked in terms of smell. It was very fortunate for the crystal that it couldn't smell the room. The early morning sunlight peeked through the curtain as Wario still snored.

"Good grief, that slob can snore so loud that I'd bet you could hear it all the way to the BeanBean Kingdom." The crystal complained.

A couple more hours passed, until an anthropomorphic dog and cat duo suddenly burst into the room.

"WARIO! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!" The dog yelled at the greedy rogue, "I AIN'T GETTIN' PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!"

"Yeah!" The cat yelled, "quit being lazy, and GET UP!"

The cat slapped Wario multiple times until he finally woke up.

"HEY! WILL YOU TWO STOP-A-THAT!?" Wario outburst, "I SHOULD CUT BOTH OF YOUR-A-SALARIES FOR THAT!"

A certain detective in an unrelated location stopped in his tracks, "I don't know why, pal, but I just sensed a disturbance."

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, boss!" The cat responded, "but this next episode's scheduled to start in 5 MINUTES, YA LUG!"

"Eh?" Wario's eyelids fluttered, before suddenly they widened to the size of plates, "OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Wario ran as fast as he could to the control room, a much more blueish room compared to the orange of the rest of the ship. In the front of the room, was someone manning the steering wheel. There was also a rather large control panel that the wheel was on too. In the control room, was a Toad wearing a black conductor hat and coat.

"Move over fungus! I need to get this-a-show started!" Wario ran over to the microphone, "WAKE UP ALL OF YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHINGS! MY MONEY'S NOT GONNA MAKE ITSELF!"

Penny's eyes slowly opened, she rubbed her eyes and yawned as she woke up. After getting herself decent, she went out into the hallway. There were still noticeable circles under Penny's eyes though.

"Ugh, what's wrong with me?" Penny asked herself, "I'm really losing sleep over this?"

Penny walked down the hall some more, until she suddenly bumped into a certain magician.

"Whoops! Sorry about that." Penny apologized.

Trucy turned around, "Don't worry about it, it's all good, 'kay."

"Oh, you're Trucy, right?" Penny smiled.

"Wright's the name, don't wear it out!" Trucy bonked her hat, before saying, "and you must be Penny? It sure is nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too," Penny replied. "Are you on your way to the cafeteria? We could always go together."

After Makoto woke up, she immediately checked a group chat on her phone.

Futaba: Guys, the show started!

Ryuji: Whatd'ya know, looks like prez is going through with this plan.

Ann: I'm not too sure about this, it could be dangerous.

Makoto: Everyone, it's alright. I'm sure I'll be okay.

Yusuke: My, that ship you're staying on ignites my inspiration for an art piece. I must get to work on that immediately, I'll call it 'The Soul of the Sea'!"

Futaba: Yeesh, that's such a D-Tier name, Inari! Do better!

Makoto: Guys, focus. Have any of you found any more information about Wario?

Haru: Oh, Futaba-chan discovered this quite strange article about him.

Futaba: Apparently, he stole some Luxeville town's toilet last year, and he was able to get god-like powers from it by putting it on his head….? That's one weird final boss if I've ever heard of one.

Futaba posted the article about the "Wario Deluxe" incident in the chat after typing that.

Makoto: …

Ann: …

Ryuji: For real?

Makoto: Well…that's…different to say the least. Anything else?

Futaba: Nope, nada. Guess I'll just have to try hacking into one of that ship's computers or something.

Ryuji: By the by, Ren's been quiet as hell right now.

Futaba: He's been busy with something lately. He hasn't been telling me what exactly.

Ann: I hope he's doing alright, can't imagine the judgement he's facing with confessing to being a phantom thief and all that.

Makoto: It looks like the show's about to start again, I'll talk to you guys later.

Ryuji: Later, prez!

Walter slowly walked out of his room, and he quickly stuffed a plastic bag of…illegal substances into his pocket.

"This might come in handy." Walter thought to himself before leaving.

"What is that in your pocket?" The voice made Walter nearly jump. He turned around and saw a certain bunny cop.

"It's none of your goddamn business alright." Walter answered.

"You already have some guts admitting to being a drug dealer on national television," Judy told Heisenberg. "Let alone in front of an officer."

Walter scoffed, "I made a deal with the host himself that he wouldn't air this show in my universe. I have nothing to lose, and I sure as hell know that I'll have to keep an eye on you, miss cop."

"On the contrary, I think I'll be the one keeping an eye on you, Walter White." Judy replied. "How do you know Wario will keep his end of the bargain anyways."

Walter smirked, "I have some ties…see you around, piggy."

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Judy: This isn't over, Mr. White. I'll find out what you're up to, that I can promise.

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At the cafeteria, SpongeBob was using the grill at the kitchen to attempt to make eggs, but when he tried, he just ended up putting the eggs in buns as if they were Krabby Patties.

SpongeBob sighed, "Well, guess you can't beat the classic Krabby Patty." He then laughed to himself before serving these egg burgers.

"An egg burger?" Taco said as SpongeBob served her one.

"Don't see what the point of the buns are," Hot Dog Water commented.

"Might as well dig in, I guess." Taco said before taking a bite. "What the…how!?"

"Is it okay?" Marcie asked.

"...this has no right to be as good as it is….." those were the only words Taco could say.

"What could be so good about this burger?" Hot Dog Water wondered, but before she could take a bite of her's,

"SPLAT!"

Mokey slapped the egg burger out of her hands and it went onto the ground.

"WHAT THE HELL!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?" Taco yelled at Mokey while Marcie just kinda stood there awkwardly.

"OHHHHHH BOYYYYYYY!" Mokey screeched, "THAT SHIT LOOKS NASTY AS FUUUUUCK!"

"Yeah, I think I'll just go sit somewhere else." Hot Dog Water walked away.

Mokey turned his head all the way around like an owl, and stared at Taco.

"OH NO, NOT AGAIN!" Taco ran for it.

After serving all of the burgers, SpongeBob was now completely absorbed by one of Usopp's tall tales.

"...and then I told Luffy to let me take care of it, and I managed to finish off Crocodile!"

"Wow, Captain Usopp, you truly do seem like an admirable captain!" SpongeBob said with his eyes wide.

"Yes, it truly takes a lot to run a crew consisting of 500 men," Usopp went on. "But it is all worth it!"

"Is it now, Captain?" Doflamingo spoke up.

"AHHH!" Usopp jumped and then started shaking, "Y-y-yeah…what's it to you…huh?"

"I'm sure you know that contract, don't you?" Doflamingo smiled sadistically at Usopp. "All you need to know is, I don't care what it says, there's always more room for kills!"

"C'mon, Captain Usopp!" SpongeBob said to Usopp, "Show that guy what you're made of! Don't take that lying down"

"Yeah…I'll…just do this trick called…" Usopp bolted out the cafeteria door as Doflamingo laughed.

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Usopp: Is that kid CRAZY!? Does he even KNOW what I had to go through back in Dressrosa? I'm gonna be lucky if I come back alive at this rate.

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"How pathetic that he's got you idolising him." Doflamingo then said to SpongeBob.

SpongeBob laughed nervously before saying, "I'm sure this is part of some secret technique the captain's doing, he'll be back any second."

SpongeBob then bolted too, and ran to the dock outside the cruise ship. There, he found Wario relaxing while drinking from a coconut while wearing sunglasses.

"Hey, Mr. Wario!" SpongeBob walked up to the greedy man.

"What do you want, sponge kid?" Wario asked rudely.

"Well, I have so many questions right now," SpongeBob then proceeded to ask them rapidly, "HOWLONGHAVEYOUKNOWNMRKRABS? AREYOUASSWEATYASMRKRABS? CANIDRIVETHESHIPSOMEDAY? CANICANICANI? FORGETIT, DOYOU-" Wario shut SpongeBob's mouth by grabbing it.

"Wario doesn't have-a-time for your-a-questions! Go bug someone else!" Wario layed back down and pulled out a dollar to admire in the sunlight.

"Ah yes, Wario's-a-one millionth dollar!"

"Mr. Wario?"

"My greatest achievement yet!

"Mr. Wario!?"

"No other dollar will even come-a-close to being more-a-valuable than this dollar!"

"MR. WARIO!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Wario turned around to yell at SpongeBob, but the former failed to notice a GIANT CHEEP CHOMP flying through the air!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wario screamed

The Cheep Chomp ATE Wario's one millionth dollar and landed in the water. It swam all the way to a nearby island. Wario & SpongeBob just stood there for a whole minute with their jaws wide open.

"Mr. Wario?" SpongeBob said, "You're looking as sweaty as Mr. Krabs right now."

"Did that-a-fish….just eat….

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MY ONE MILLIONTH-A-DOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" Wario's voice echoed all throughout the cruise ship.

"Wow, small world isn't it!" Trucy said in excitement, "Didn't think I'd meet a fellow performer! We should collaborate one day!"

"Sounds like an amazing idea, Trucy!" Penny replied, "I've never had a concert before, it makes me so nervous thinking abou-"

Penny was cut off by Wario, "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"Oh no!" Penny said with sudden seriousness.

"Huh? What's oh no?" Trucy asked.

"It's sounding like Wario lost his one-millionth dollar."

Waluigi was stuck sitting next to Qwark, who kept trying to give people his autograph.

"C'mon purple guy, surely you'd be honored to have an autograph from such a wonderful man like me!" Qwark tried to hand Waluigi another autograph.

"I already told you, spandex boy! Waluigi doesn't need ANYONE'S-a-autograph! So just beat it!" Waluigi snapped.

Qwark then shrugged, "Guess I'll shoot my shot with another competitor."

"MILLIONTH-A-DOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"Egads, is an animal dying here?" Qwark wondered.

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Waluigi: Wah-hah-hah! Sounds like somebody lost his one millionth-a-dollar. Not that I have anything to do with it.

Suddenly, some Cheep Cheep feed dropped out of Waluigi's pocket.

Waluigi: Waaaaaaaaaaa, you didn't-a-see anything!

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Wario called all the competitors out to the deck as soon as he could. Kirby was still eating a whole pile of the egg patties SpongeBob made, and Waluigi had a big grin on his face.

"WAH! Is everyone-a-here!?" Wario demanded.

"No need to be so pushy, dude," said Marceline. "You sound like someone killed your grandma."

"THEY MIGHT AS WELL-A-HAVE! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!" Wario exclaimed.

"An emergency!?" Amy replied in concern, "what could have happened?"

"Some oversized fish ate my one-millionth dollar! And that will be your-a-first challenge! To go to that island over there and get my one-millionth dollar back!" Wario explained.

"That's your definition of an emergency?" The crystal snarked. "From the way you were screaming, I thought your dog was murdered or something."

"Shut up, you!" Wario turned around and saw the crystal, "How did you even-a-get here!"

"I am capable of teleporting, you know." The crystal said in response.

"Then why didn't you-a-teleport out of the pyramid?" Wario asked.

"The pyramid was specifically made so that I couldn't use my powers in it." The crystal explained. "And my powers are still very limited as of now."

"Is it just me, or is that a talking crystal?" Makoto said in shock.

"I think you're forgetting something, Wario." Taco told the host.

"WHAT!? WHAT COULD I BE-A-MISSING!?"

"The teams, dummy! We still haven't been put on any teams!"

"Oh…" Wario said in response, "Whatever! I'll just let one of my interns decide. Dribble, Spitz, you two come over here!"

The dog and cat duo from earlier walked in.

"Whatd'ya need Wario?" The dog, Dribble, asked.

"Figure out what teams these chumps will be on, and do it-a-fast!" Wario commanded.

"Too lazy to do it yourself, ya lug?" Spitz, the cat, said to his boss.

"No! Wario is just-a-very busy is all!" Wario answered.

"Yeah right, probably too busy taking money baths." The crystal remarked.

"Alright ya palookas," Spitz pulled out a bunch of cards. "These are some playing cards I got from a dollar store! Some have a mushroom on them and some have a fire flower."

"Yeah, we'll call the first team, 'Team Mushroom' and the other team, 'Team Flower'." Dribble explained.

"TEAM FLOWER!? WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANNA BE NAMED TEAM FLOWER, BETCH!" Mokey asked.

"Seriously!? Mushroom? Flower? Those aren't good enough names for someone as high caliber as I!" Daffy added.

"We get it, duck! You've got your head far up your own ass." Walter told Daffy off, "these team names look like shit that I'd cook."

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Walter: Damn cartoon characters, with their over the top personalities and shit.

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"SHUT YOUR YAPS! YA WANTED TEAMS! YA GOT THEM, NO NEED TO BE SO FUSSY ABOUT THE STINKIN' TEAM NAMES!" Spitz yelled at Mokey and Daffy.

"Besides, I like the name Team Flower, as flowers are beautiful like me!" Qwark said in response to Daffy & Mokey's complaints.

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Daffy: Can that guy get any more up his own high horse? Thank God I am never that narcissistic!

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Olivier: Somebody needs to teach that man some discipline. He is reminding me of my brother as of now.

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Everyone grabbed a card, and organized themselves into groups depending on what card they got. Not everyone was happy with their arrangements however.

"OH GREAT! I'M STUCK WITH MISTER BIG NOSE!" Usopp yelled in annoyance.

"IT'S NOT A PICNIC BEING STUCK WITH YOU EITHER, PINOCCHIO!" Waluigi yelled back.

"Man, this is gonna get entertaining real fast with those big noses around." Ted commented.

"Hmph, not great, but not impressive either." Olivier said to her team, "You all better not disappoint me."

"Whatever you say, ice queen." Marceline replied.

Meanwhile with the other team, there were a few more people pleased.

"Great to be on the same team as you, Penny!" Trucy said to the inventor.

"Yeah! It'll be nice working with you, Trucy," said Penny.

"How 'bout I make you guys some sandwiches when this challenge is done?" Reuben asked, "y'know, for if we win."

"My, my, this may be quite the interesting team." Doflamingo surmised.

Daffy looked at Doflamingo and then at Mokey, "Great, I'm on the same team as these psychos."

Spitz then pulled out the same chalkboard Wario used earlier. The former wrote down the teams and everyone on them

Team Mushroom:

Judy

Olivier

Usopp

Waluigi

Ted

Marceline

Hot Dog Water

Qwark

Walter

Team Flower:

Paul

Reuben

Daffy

Makoto

Doflamingo

Mokey

Amy

Taco

Trucy

Penny

"Did you have to write 'Hot Dog Water'?" Marcie asked, "I have a name you know."

"Why do we only have nine members?" Ted asked in slight outrage, "what kind of rigged programming is this!"

"Huh? Could've sworn everyone grabbed a card." Dribble wondered.

"Poyo!" Everyone turned around after hearing that noise.

Kirby was now rubbing his belly after inhaling all of the egg patties.

"KID! WERE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT WE WERE SAYING!?" Spitz startled Kirby with his yelling.

"Hey, it's all sorted out now, you guys at Team Mushroom get the marshmallow." Dribble concluded, "problem solved!"

Team Mushroom:

Judy

Olivier

Usopp

Waluigi

Ted

Marceline

Hot Dog Water

Qwark

Walter

Kirby

Team Flower:

Paul

Reuben

Daffy

Makoto

Doflamingo

Mokey

Amy

Taco

Trucy

Penny

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Walter: What even is that thing? He'll be an early boot for sure I'll tell you, I don't even know if he understands what's going on.

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Usopp: Is it just me or did that puffball just eat all of those patties! Might I remind you that he had a whole mountain of them earlier! I can't believe I'm saying this, but his appetite might rival Luffy's.

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"Alright, this is taking-a-too long!" Wario butted in. "Go find that Cheep Chomp and get my dollar back, already!"

The Wario Cruiser docked at the island that the Cheep Chomp swam off to. This island in particular had a whole jungle on it, with a bunch of trees forming some type of entrance to the island. There was a beach right where the ship was docked, and the cruiser activated the ramp so that the contestants could get on the island. But that didn't stop Mokey from just jumping off the ship and face planting into the sand. Once everyone else got off the ship, the two teams split up.

Few members of Team Mushroom walked through the depths of the jungle. Olivier cut through the vines that stood in the team's way, as Usopp, Waluigi, Marceline, & Hot Dog Water were right behind her.

"Man, this'll be a piece of cake." Usopp slightly bragged, "I spent two years in the jungle, I've got this down."

"I don't know," Marceline replied in a grim tone. "A tiger could jump out of nowhere at any moment, tear the skin right off of our bones and leave us to rot."

"WAH! WALUIGI'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Waluigi exclaimed.

"OH, YOU HAVE JUST AS ACTIVE OF AN IMAGINATION AS ROBIN, I SEE!" Usopp scolded the vampire queen.

Marceline started laughing, "Man, you guys are way too easy to mess with! Hey Armstrong, I'll fly around and see if I can spot the fish from there."

"Sounds like a decent plan to me." Olivier said, "do what you need, private."

Marceline flew upwards, splitting up from the group. Olivier, Waluigi, Usopp, & Marcie continued. Usopp & Olivier both checked every bush they could find, while Waluigi just walked behind them doing nothing. Eventually, Olivier decided to confront the purple man.

"PRIVATE! I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF YOU DOING NOTHING!" Olivier yelled, "either you help with our search, or you'll give me 100 push-ups! Which do you choose?"

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Olivier: If there's anything I won't tolerate, it's one of my allies being a nuisance.

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Usopp: Man, that lady is scary.

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"WAH!? Lady who died and made you king?" Waluigi mocked.

"Don't test me," Olivier threatened. "You'll live to regret it if you do."

"You don't-a-scare me, ladyyyyyyyyy," Olivier glared at Waluigi hard before the latter said, "uh, I mean, of course I'll-a-help!"

Waluigi quickly got to work searching multiple trees and caves they passed by. Waluigi looked into some tall grass, and found a strange looking wing mark.

Waluigi yelled to the rest of his group, "Hey losers! I found something!"

The team stopped in their tracks and went to where Waluigi was. Marcie got on her knees and started investigating.

"Interesting, if this wing mark belongs to that fish that Wario described," Hot Dog Water said to her team, "then that confirms that it must have gone this way," she pointed towards an Eastern direction.

All of a sudden, Judy came running right towards the group. The rabbit stopped for a little bit to catch her breath.

"What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" Olivier asked Judy

"I don't know where Qwark & Kirby went." Judy answered. "They both vanished out of nowhere, and I've just been by myself this whole time!"

"Of course that buffon has run off." Olivier growled.

"WAH!? THOSE TWO ARE COMPLETELY-A-USELESS!" Waluigi exclaimed, "At least-a-big nose can give us some comic relief!"

"HOLD ON! WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, BIG NOSE?" Usopp glared at Waluigi. "Tell me how many years YOU spent in a jungle!"

"Wah, tell me how many years you've gone racing on Rainbow Road?" Waluigi pushed his face against Usopp's.

"How does that help!?" Usopp pushed back. "If anything you're the comic relief!"

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Waluigi: Who does-a-Pinocchio think he is!? I'll have you all at home know that driving on Rainbow Road is a very high achievement! Seriously, the risk of falling to your death on that-a-track is real high.

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"Will you two stop fighting!" Marcie cut them off.

"Officer, how long have they been gone?" Olivier asked to get more information.

"Not too long ago, surely they can't have gotten into too much trouble." Judy told Armstrong.

Qwark was currently tied up to a pillar of a golden temple, as a bunch of monkeys were cheering for his potential demise. A fire roared through the center of the temple's floor.

"Uhhhh, nice monkeys," He attempted to smooth talk them. "You must have the wrong guy, I mean, I've never been here after all."

One of the monkeys showed Qwark a picture of him being in the jungle without his team.

Qwark gulped, "Alright fine, you've got me, I've been here before. But what could I have possibly done to warrant this?"

One of the monkeys started cussing the intergalactic superhero out in monkey screeches.

"Ah…quite the protective one I see," He replied, "However, it was Mating Season, how was I supposed to know she was your cousin?"

A giant monkey tore the pillar off the ground and attached it to a barbecue set. This set was above the fire, and Qwark was now frantically thinking of ways to get out of his situation.

"Ah c'mon, you don't wanna eat me." Qwark said as the pillar began to rotate over the fire, "Honest, I hear humans taste terrible!"

Penny, Daffy, Paul, Amy, & Reuben all walked through another part of the island. There were less vines, and more wildlife all around the area. Penny was in front of the group, scanning where the Cheep Chomp could be with an invention she built. Daffy was complaining rather loudly as he and his team were traversing the jungle.

"Oh yes! Just how are we supposed to find a fish in THIS forest?" Daffy asked, "it's hopeless, I say! Completely and utterly hopeless!"

"Will you shut up already," Paul said rudely to Daffy.

"No need to be so rude." Amy told Paul off before saying to Daffy, "and there's no need to be so negative. I'm sure Penny's got it all worked out."

"Man, this sure is a work out alright," Reuben panted before he just plopped down on his stomach. "You guys go on ahead, I'll just relax…maybe make a sandwich…"

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Paul: I can't believe I signed up for this show.

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As Reuben rested and everyone else got further away, he heard a rustling sound in a nearby bush.

"Who's there!" Reuben started shaking slightly, "I-I'll have you know that I have this piece of French bread here, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Doflamingo came out of that bush and started chuckling a little.

"Look at you, lazing around like a bum." Doflamingo laughed to himself slightly, "you'll be on your way out in no time at this rate."

"Oh, and what are ya trying to say, wisecracker?" Reuben stood up.

"Well, if you were to win the one million dollars," Doflamingo crouched down to be face to face with Experiment 625, "then think about it. You'd be able to buy all the sandwich ingredients you want. Hell, you'd be able to open your own shop, and it would be all because you decided to stop being such a worthless waste of oxygen."

Reuben was speechless as he then said, "Wait, why are you tellin' me this, pinky? Is this some kinda pep talk?"

"Because I want you to join me!" Doflamingo offered his hand, "and together, we'll take over this game!"

Reuben looked down, and lifted his hand slightly. He slowly grabbed Doflamingo's hand, and they shook on it, starting their alliance.

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Reuben: Alright Reuben, the guy is definitely a psychopath, and he definitely has committed murder of some kind before. Not to mention he has Pinocchio shaking in his boots all the time…

Reuben started sweating a little.

Reuben: I would much rather th-that he keep me alive though!

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Doflamingo was laughing like a maniac.

Doflamingo: I knew that pathetic specimen would be easy to manipulate! Now I just need a few more members, and this game will be in the palm of my hand.

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Kirby was chasing a butterfly, then he tripped.

"Ohhhh, poyo." Kirby got up and looked around. "Pooooyooooooooo?"

Kirby scratched his head as he wondered where his new friends were. He walked around, and the puffball was currently in a much more open area of the jungle. There was much more tall grass, less trees were around, and the place was just very green. Suddenly, Kirby heard the cries of an animal nearby.

"Uuuuuuuuooooooorrrrrrggggghhhhhh!"

Kirby ran over to where that sound was coming from, and he found a Cheep Chomp. The thing was, that the fish got its wing tangled in some vines and it was squirming around. The Cheep Chomp looked at Kirby.

"Hiiiiiiii!" Kirby said to the fish.

"Fwee-fwee!" The Cheep Chomp gestured to its wing before Kirby looked at it.

"Poyo! Poyo!" Kirby said after looking at the wing for a few seconds.

Kirby smiled and raised his stub as the Cheep Chomp smiled.

Back at the Wario Cruiser, Dribble, Spitz, & SpongeBob had to endure Wario yelling orders at them to keep fishing for that Cheep Chomp.

"Man, I don't know what to say other than Wario's being a big baby," Dribble finally admitted.

"Don't disrespect Mr. Wario like that!" SpongeBob said in slight offense, "he's clearly going through a hard time right now."

"Or, he's just going completely looney." Spitz said as the trio looked at how Wario was acting as of now.

"Wahahahahahahaaaaaaaa! I'm-a-not going to-a-REST until my one-millionth dollar…" Wario's eyes were now a yellow and purple swirl. "Heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Here, I have an idea." Spitz pulled out a dollar from his pocket. "Hey! Boss! We found your stupid dollar!"

"You did?" Wario jumped over to where Spitz was, "YOU DID! WAHAHAHAHA-HAAAAAAAA! I'LL HAVE TO RAISE ALL THREE OF YOUR-A-SALARIES BY ONE-A-PERCENT!"

"Wow, that worked?" Dribble said in slight shock.

Wario started rubbing the dollar against his face, and Dribble, Spitz, & SpongeBob sighed of relief. It was short lived relief though, as Wario's eyes flung open upon feeling the dollar against his face.

"Wait a minute, this isn't-a-my one millionth dollar!" Wario clenched his fist, crumpling the dollar. "This is an ordinary dollar that's-a-been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in A LAGOON, AND KISSED WITH CORAL BLUE NUMBER 2 SEMI-GLOSS-A-LIPSTICK!"

"Actually, Mr. K made this mistake too funny enough, but it's Coral Blue Number THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" SpongeBob was knocked on the head by Dribble's fist.

"I trusted you three, AND YOU GIVE ME-A-THIS!" Wario said in anger.

"Heheh, now, now, Wario," Spitz tried to reason. "You wouldn't want to do anything you'll regret…"

"Anything I'll regret…" The yellow and purple swirly eyes came back. "WahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Trucy, Makoto, & Taco were getting very sick of Mokey's bullshit while Wario's interns were having a situation.

"C'MON TRACY! PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT FOR ME!" Mokey screamed.

"I told you, I pull things out of my magic panties! Get it right next time!" Trucy put her hands on her hips.

"Trucy, I'm sorry, but that sounds very wrong out of context." Makoto told the magician. "I'd suggest switching to the hat."

"Out of context? It sounds wrong IN context!" Taco argued before saying, "I think I see a river closeby."

It turned out Taco was right, as the quartet walked into a river with lush greenery and clear water. Cheep Cheeps swam in schools through the river.

"I don't know," Makoto said. "Doesn't seem likely that one of those fish would have Wario's dollar."

Trucy shrugged, "It's worth a try, though."

What the girls failed to notice as they started fishing for the Cheep Chomp, was the fact that Mokey had run off somewhere.

Walter & Ted were running from a bear that Ted had pissed off by accident.

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT, BEAR!?" Walter yelled. "God, I'm too old for this shit!"

"LOOK OKAY! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF MAMA BEAR WOULD BE WANTIN' TO SNUGGLE WITH BABY BEAR! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?" Ted replied.

Walter saw a split path, and was able to think of an idea.

"Look bear, I have an idea," Walter said quietly to Ted. "When we get closer to that path over there, just dive into those bushes."

"Ah-hah, I see you're a smart cookie huh, Waltie." Ted replied.

"Waltie!? What kind of nickname is that!?" Walter said before diving right into the bushes.

The mama bear slowed down upon reaching the split path. She sniffed around for a little while, before wandering off. While in the bushes, Walter was wheezing and coughing pretty heavily.

"Damn, I'm in no shape for all this running around." Walter coughed some more.

"That's the last time I try to woo any sugar mama bears," Ted wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead.

Suddenly, the duo heard some horrible screaming noise. They peeked from out of the bushes and found an all too familiar face.

"SAAAAAAAAANNNNNTAAAAAA! WHEEEEEERE ARRRRRRE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!" Mokey called out.

Walter grinned as he reached into his pocket. Ted saw this and shockingly was able to catch on.

"Waltie, no! The last thing that that guy needs is meth. He's already crazy, man!" Ted said frantically. "Also where the hell did that come from and where's mine?"

"Just trust me, bear." Walter got out of the bushes and walked up to Mokey.

"WHAT THE FU-," Mokey said in confusion. "YOU'RE NOT SANTA!"

"You're right, I'm even better." Walter tossed the meth to Mokey, "I'm one of the best meth cooks around, and I've got a little something for you."

"MEEEEEEEETH?" Mokey asked before saying, "BUT THE METH IS BAD! IT'S VERY VERY BAD!"

Walter laughed before saying, "Are you at your age still doing what your mother tells you to? I think it's time you make your own decisions little man."

Before Mokey could mull it over more, Ted rushed in and grabbed the meth.

"Or how about you get a taste right now!" Ted threw the meth right at Mokey's face.

Walter's mouth was agape when Ted did that, and the substance was all over Mokey.

"Yeah, whatd'ya think?" Ted asked White. "You can thank me later."

"..." Mokey was silent until he gasped, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ted & Walter looked at each other, and quickly booked it.

"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! NO! NO! WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"

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Kirby was riding the Cheep Chomp through a river as the two talked to each other in their…unique…languages.

"Poyo, poyo!"

"Fweet fwee!"

Unfortunately this would be cut short as they bumped into the edge of the very same coast that Makoto, Trucy, & Taco were on.

"Okay, that HAS to be the fish Wario was talking about!" Taco concluded.

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Taco: Seriously, what are the chances we would just run into that thing? Weird huh.

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"Hi!" Kirby said to the trio.

"Hello Kirrrrrrby." Trucy gave the puffball an evil smile. "How about you give us that fish, and then we'll be best friends, 'kay?"

Kirby's eyes went wide as he told the Cheep Chomp to book it.

"GET BACK HERE!" Taco yelled as she and Trucy started chasing Kirby.

The Cheep Chomp swam as fast as it could, dodging multiple barrels and logs that were in the way. Then, the duo reached a waterfall. Kirby's eyes went wide again before he and the fish fell right off of it. Taco, Trucy, & Makoto finally caught up.

"Uhhhh…you don't think Kirby could've…" Trucy bit her lip in worry.

"Damn, I didn't mean to come off as so…you know." Taco looked down slightly.

The guilt was short lived though, as they heard a crashing noise. The trio looked down and way at the bottom of the waterfall was a temple that looked near ancient. Said temple had monkey arms for pillars, a giant stone banana on the roof, and a monkey tail decorating the edges of the building.

"Well, that looks interesting," said Makoto.

"Looks like this is the end of the great and mighty Captain Qwark." Qwark lamented as the monkeys were chanting for his death. "Just let it be known that I am definitely not Steve McQwark and my last wish..."

Suddenly, Kirby & the Cheep Chomp came crashing through the ceiling! The monkeys all screeched in horror as they all ran away. The Cheep Chomp rammed right into the remaining monkeys left, and destroyed the pillar Qwark was tied to. Qwark dramatically flexed as he broke free from his restraints.

"Last wish? HAH! As if I would go down so easily!" Qwark ran after the rest of the monkeys and started punching his way through all of them. "Nice work, young piece of bubblegum! You earn a gold star from me."

Mokey was casually smoking his meth, until all of a sudden, a similar abomination to him came right out of nowhere and this one looked similar to Minnie Mouse and was named Momi.

"MOKEY!" Momi screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOING?"

"OHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!" Mokey simply said.

"I AM GONNA CALL THE POLICE!" Momi whipped out her phone.

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Marceline: Where did that thing that looks like Mokey come from? I can't be the only one thinking about this.

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"POLICE-" Momi's head suddenly got smashed in by Mokey. "...police…."

Kirby rammed into more of the monkeys with the Cheep Chomp, before a monkey pulled up with a banana gun. Kirby inhaled the banana gun before the monkey could shoot and got the Ranger ability. Ranger Kirby started shooting up all of the mammals with stars. Qwark was not too far behind, as he punched some more apes.

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Kirby just looked at the camera before inching closer to it. Soon, all that was on camera was the inside of Kirby's mouth, until everything went to static.

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"WHO'S THE CLOWN NOW! HUH, YOU PLANET OF THE APES WANNABES?" Qwark boasted before hopping onto the Cheep Chomp.

Qwark shot his ray gun again, but it accidentally collided with another monkey shooting a ray at him. This caused an explosion that sent Kirby, Qwark, and the fish flying.

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Qwark: Just wait until the press hears about this story. "Captain Qwark and the Planet of the Apes," it'll fly right off the shelves, I guarantee!

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Marceline still flew around the forest in hopes of winning the challenge for her team.

"I'm about ready to call this quits." Marceline said to herself, "the fish obviously isn't here."

Suddenly, she heard a loud noise that sounded pretty quiet. Marceline looked behind herself and saw the fish flying from far away. The vampire queen started flying over there as fast as possible, but then she was stopped by an oversized crow swatting her. Marceline fell right to the ground before she coughed slightly.

"Honchkrow!" Honchkrow said.

"Don't count on getting to that fish." Paul told Marceline with a blank look on his face, "that is my catch."

Marceline got up, "Heh! I was afraid that this would be too easy. Well, show me what you've got, edgy-boy."

Olivier, Waluigi, Usopp, Hot Dog Water, & Judy were being surrounded by a bunch of giant Piranha Plants. The plants chomped at the quartet as they dodged, and shot fire at them.

"Special Attack, Green Star!" Usopp shot projectiles at the Piranha Plants that summoned other plant creatures to get tangled up with them. "That should hold those scary plants off."

Olivier sliced through other Piranha Plants with her sword, while Waluigi whacked one with a tennis racket. Judy also punched and kicked some of the plants. Marcie just stayed close to Usopp.

"Just where did these things come from?" Judy asked.

"They're-everywhere in the Mushroom Kingdom!" Waluigi told her, "they're really good for pranking people with."

"Well, fortunately for others, I wouldn't use carnivorous plants for pranks," said Judy.

"That's just because you're-a-no fun." Waluigi concluded.

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Hot Dog Water: Wow, in that situation…I really did just feel useless. I wouldn't say I'm much of a fighter.

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In the distance, Hot Dog Water heard some yelling. She looked up and saw a giant fish zoom by.

"Funny how you're acting all cool and everything when you were about to wet yourself earlier!" Waluigi said to Usopp.

"They just took me by surprise is all!" Usopp told his rival off, "that's nothing compared to you screaming like a little kid when that first plant appeared."

"Men, this arguing is getting us nowhere!" Olivier stepped in. "Keep arguing and I'll have you mop the floors of the Wario Cruiser's restroom."

"I'm not sure if you'd be allowed to do that, but go off, sister." Marcie replied to Armstrong.

Marceline's guitar and Honchkrow's wing clashed, as the two were pushed back a little by the force. Honchkrow flew forward with its wing going darker than usual.

"Honchkrow, night slash!" Paul commanded.

"Hoooooonchkrow!" Honchkrow almost landed the attack, but Marceline dodged.

Marceline proceeded to slash Honchkrow in the back, doing sizable damage. Honchkrow turned around and then returned the attack with an Aerial Ace. Marceline was sent flying into a tree.

"Not bad," Marceline grinned. "But this fight's just getting started."

The vampire queen suddenly started transforming into a giant bat creature. Paul's eyebrows slightly raised before he shook it off.

"Honchkrow, shadow ball!" Paul commanded.

Honchkrow shot a shadow ball at Marceline, but the latter swatted the shadow ball away. She then grabbed Honchkrow and started crushing it.

"Urk…LET HIM GO!" Paul yelled at his opponent.

"Relax, I'm not gonna kill him, boy!" Marceline launched Honchkrow straight into the ground.

Paul returned Honchkrow, then said, "Guess you win this battle for now, but I won't be so rusty next time." He then jumped onto a tree branch and started hopping through them.

"That's what they all say, child." Marceline said menacingly before returning to her humanoid form.

Makoto & Taco were baffled by what they had just witnessed from the temple blowing up, and the Cheep Chomp being sent flying.

"What are we waiting for!?" Trucy asked, snapping Makoto & Taco out of their shocked states. "The other team's gonna win if Kirby's momentum keeps up."

"That's a good point, Trucy." Makoto admitted, "We need to act fast, team!"

The girls ran after the Cheep Chomp, until they bumped right into Mokey.

"Oh…Mokey…uh…I could've sworn you were with us…" Taco raised her eyebrows.

"OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!"

"Uhhhh, I don't think Mokey's himself…right now…if you catch my drift," Trucy lowered her eyelids.

"Please excuse us, Mokey." Makoto told the rat, "but we need to catch up with Kirby, fast, so if you don't mind…"

"BETCH! ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE POLICE ON ME!? HUH!? HUH!111111!"

"W-what!?" Makoto said in a harsh whisper.

Mokey suddenly took out a gun, and aimed it at the trio.

"[ E! ! !]" Mokey said, sounding like a Jojo character for some reason.

"Yeah, I think this maniac is past reasoning!" Taco stated, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Dribble, Spitz, & SpongeBob were tied up to a totem pole that had Cheep Cheep feed sprinkled all over it.

"YOU'RE CRAZY, WARIO! ARE YA TRYIN' TO KILL US!" Spitz yelled at Wario.

"YEAH, WE DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!" Dribble added.

"Mr. Wario, this is A BIG MISTAKE! YOU CAN'T KILL US!" SpongeBob tried to reason. "WHAT ABOUT THE SHOW, THE CHILDREN WATCHING!?"

Wario wasn't paying attention as he was cackling like a witch.

"Come heeeeeeere, fishy fishy!" Wario rubbed his hands together.

"HEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEELLLLLP!" SpongeBob & Dribble both yelled.

All of a sudden, the Cheep Chomp, along with Kirby & Qwark, flopped right down onto the deck of the Wario Cruiser. It made a huge BANG noise as it did. The force was so great that the fish burped out a very slobbery dollar.

"That's-a-...THAT'S-A-IT! IT'S-A-MY ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Wario took the dollar and started hugging it and stretching it across his bottom.

"Thank the stars," Dribble sighed in relief, before the Cheep Chomp jumped right for the pole.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dribble, Spitz, & SpongeBob all screamed.

"POYO! POYO POYO, POYYYYO!" Kirby pointed at the fish with his stub and started scolding it.

The Cheep Chomp looked down in shame before landing back on the deck.

"Fweet fwee."

Kirby hugged it before the Cheep Chomp waved to Kirby and went back into the water.

"Bleh! How sappy." Wario commented, "well, at least that's-a-over. Guess this means Team Mushroom wins."

Wario grabbed the microphone and announced to everyone, "you all hear-a-that? Team Mushroom wins the challenge for today!"

"You hear that guys!" Usopp told his group after the Piranha Plants were defeated, "We did it!"

"What do you know," Waluigi commented. "Even with-a-long nose on our team, we won!"

Usopp growled before saying, "I'm too happy about the win right now to even bother with you, thin stache."

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Daffy: WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I, OF ALL PEOPLE, LOST THE FIRST CHALLENGE!? Must be because of my team, yeah that's it.

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Taco: Well that sucks. Oh well…I sure do wonder who is getting eliminated first. It's not like a certain someone tried to kill some of us.

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Team Flower were now in another area of the cruise ship. Everything was all gray and dusty, and there was very little light in the room. Everyone sat down on some benches that were put into the room. Wario sat in front of them all, as he had a whole bunch of miniature golden statues

"Wahahahaha! Welcome-a-Team Flower to the elimination room!" Wario announced.

"This looks more like the storage room to me bud." Reuben pointed out.

"Wah-t-ever! The point is-a-one of you is going to be voted out of the whole-a-game." Wario told everyone, "and after you're-a-voted out, that's it! No second chansies! You're finished! All of you have voted and one of you will be the biggest CHUMP of the day. Everyone who is-a-safe will get a golden statue of-a-me."

"And the other team says that Qwark guy has the biggest ego," Taco said under her breath.

Wario then started listing the people who were safe;

"Amy."

"Penny."

"Doflawhatshisface…gah your-a-name is too long! Here's your statue!"

"Ruby."

"Reuben!" Reuben corrected.

"Whatever. Tracy…"

"Trucy!" Trucy also corrected.

"Robot girl."

"R-robot girl?" Makoto said in slight offense.

"And Daffy."

"See! Of course I would never be voted out!" Daffy boasted.

"Now it is-a-down to you three. Mokey, you're a completely cuckoo crazy and really annoying. Mr. Pokemon Trainer, you have proven yourself to be a big threat to other people, and taco person…I don't-a-know why you're here."

"Figures," said Taco.

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Mokey's jaw was wide open, "WHAT THE FU-! YOU BETCHES! YOU FUKIN' BETCHES!"

"Hey don't you go swearing like a sailor!" Wario yelled, "this is a family show after all!"

"FUCK YOU, FATASS!" Mokey gave Wario the middle finger.

Wario then pressed a red button on a wall that read "Trapdoor Activate".

"I'M GONNA KEEEEELLLL YOU ALL! KIIIIILLLLLLL!" Suddenly, the trap door opened from underneath Mokey, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Thank star spirits, THAT-a-guy is gone!" Wario sighed in relief.

"For once, I think I can agree with you." Makoto said to Wario.

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Taco, without hesitation, wrote down Mokey's name in a heartbeat. She just glared at the camera before it turned off.

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Paul: That crazy rat thing. Everyone else is pretty pathetic, but that rat is a pain in the neck.

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Mokey just stared at the camera for three minutes straight. He also apparently drew a picture of a taco.

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Doflamingo: That edgelord will only serve to be a threat later on in this game. Therefore, it is best to get rid of him early, that abomination called Mokey can wait.

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Votes Altogether;

Mokey: Trucy, Daffy, Makoto, Amy, Paul, Taco, Penny

Taco: Mokey

Paul: Reuben, Doflamingo

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As Paul exited the storage room, he was about to go into his room. He suddenly heard some whispering noises being directed towards him.

"Pst…psssssst, over here!" Ted whispered pretty loudly.

Paul stopped in his tracks, as Ted gestured for the former to follow him. Paul coked an eyebrow up before following Ted out of sheer curiosity. Paul ended up being led to one of the bedrooms. Ted opened the door, revealing Walter & Hot Dog Water both being in the room too.

"What the hell is this about?" Paul asked rather bluntly. "If you're trying to sell me rare candies, I'm not interested."

Walter replied, "That's not why I invited you here at all, boy. You see, with winning one of these reality shows, we contestants need to team up sometimes. From what I've heard you were already pretty damn close to getting voted out."

"What does that have to do with anything?" Paul crossed his arms.

"It has to do with everything, young man." Walter replied with hints of false compassion, "But if you join me, then I'll make sure you don't end up inching that close again. With my help, I'll make sure all of you three make it to the merge."

Hot Dog Water was visibly twiddling her thumbs as well as slightly clenching her teeth.

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Hot Dog Water: So much is telling me that this is a bad idea. But considering how I can't fight or anything…this might be my only shot of winning the game.

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"As if I need help, I'm perfectly fine working on my own." Paul told off Heisenberg.

"And get eliminated? Fine, then be my guess." White said dismissively.

Paul stopped before turning around.

"This…is only so I can stay in the game. Not because we're all buddy buddy now."

"That's the spirit, Pauly, ol'd buddy ol' pal!" Ted celebrated, contradicting the point Paul made. "Our evil alliance has been made! Now let's give it a name…oh! I know! Every Villain Is Lemons!"

"Way too on the nose, bear," White interjected. "We don't need a team name anyways. The point is that no one can know about this alliance, understood?"

"Yes sir!" Ted saluted while Paul & Marcie both ignored Walter.

Marcie just had a look of worry on her face as the deal was made.

20th: Mokey Mouse (Mokey's Show) [Team Flower]

Chapter Text

WarioWare Inc.'s HQ was nothing more than a small building that was in between two stories and a street in Diamond City. This is usually a shock for most people in said city, considering WarioWare Inc. is fairly well-known for its microgames. One would think that the company would be large and much more flashy rather than a run-down shack. The building itself was pretty empty and locked up tight too since Wario was hosting his game show. However, a certain teenager with black curly hair approached the place.

"So this must be where that Wario guy's palace is," a cat named Morgana said as he popped his head out of the teen's bag.

"Seems that way," The teen, Ren Amamiya, replied.

Ren still remembered hearing the news about how Wario was hosting a reality show that was basically a knockoff of some Canadian cartoon, and the look he gave Futaba as she told him and the rest of the Phantom Thieves that.

"Wario!?" Ren asked with his voice slightly raised, "As in the character from Mario Kart!?"

"For real!?" Ryuji exclaimed.

"Yyyyy-ep!" Futaba answered bluntly. "Man this whole thing feels like some weird crossover fanfic. 'The Phantom Thieves facing off against a Mario character that's hosting a game show'. What's next, us going up against Light Yagami?"

Ren laughed, "Maybe in another universe."

"I wonder if there happens to be an alternative universe where I have more money." Yusuke wondered.

"As if, Inari," Futaba replied.

"Guys, we need to focus," said Makoto, "and I think I might have a plan…"

"It's so weird though," Morgana said out loud. "How could the MetaNav have come back when the Metaverse was destroyed?"

"I dunno," Ren answered. "Igor was pretty vague as always. Said it had something to do with that weird talking crystal."

Ren woke up in a room that looked slightly like a prison, however the doors were all open, the beds were a lot softer than before, and the velvet coloring of the room seemed a tad bit lighter. Before Ren would always wake up in a prisoner's uniform whenever he was in the Velvet Room, but at that time, he just woke up in his bedclothes. Waiting for Ren was a certain bald man with a long nose.

"I see you're awake, trickster." Igor said as Ren woke up.

Ren chuckled a little, "Man, sure brings back memories. Did this place go under renovation or something?"

"Ah, you've noticed," Igor replied. "As I said before, the Velvet Room reflects the state of your heart, and usually it only appears in one form for guests and doesn't change form if not for particularly odd circumstances. Before it appeared as a prison due to your status as a prisoner of fate, however it seems that due to your circumstances changing, that status no longer reflects the state of your heart."

"That's neat," Ren said plainly. "You didn't just bring me here to chat did you, though?"

"Always the observant one, trickster," Igor laughed a little. "You see, in another world, lies the Vortex Crystal. With that crystal, one is able to utilize its power to cross over to alternative dimensions. Most passed it off as a mere fairy tale in the universe it comes from…."

"Alternate dimensions?" Ren asked with his eyebrows raised, "You mean besides the Metaverse?"

"Yes, I do indeed," Igor answered. "Such as that fighting tournament another version of you took part in, for example."

"Weird," Ren said. "So you called me in here to tell me about some crystal?"

Igor sighed, "The unfortunate news is that the Vortex Crystal has fallen into the wrong hands. Someone out there is using its power for greed, and if it isn't stopped, then things might turn out for the worst."

"So you want us to change this guy's heart then?" Ren guessed.

"Exactly." Igor told the trickster.

"Are you sure Makoto's gonna be okay there?" Morgana asked Ren.

"She's tougher than she looks." Ren said, "I'm sure Makoto's got it handled."

Back at the Wario Cruiser, Qwark sure was getting it from Olivier.

"YOU'RE LUCKY THAT YOU JUST SO HAPPENED TO LAND ON THE SHIP IN TIME!" Olivier suplexed Qwark behind her. "WHERE IN THE WORLD WERE YOU AND WHY WOULD YOU RUN OFF LIKE THAT!"

"L-let me explain alright!" Qwark stuttered after he made a dent in the floor from being thrown. "You see, some monkeys thought they could take me on, and I managed to prove them wrong. They didn't abduct me or anything, I just thought they could bask in some of my glory."

"How does that excuse you nearly costing us the challenge?" Marceline asked.

"Hey now, when you're as famous as I am," Qwark tried to correct himself. "You'll meet some very ravenous fans. But fortunately I had it all handled."

"Poyo poyo poyo poyo!" Kirby interjected.

"Noooooooo, no no no no, I most certainly did not almost get barbecued by a mob of monkeys, and I absolutely did NOT mate with another monkey." Qwark said to Kirby, "you are quite the kidder, aren't you, Kirby?"

"The fuck do you mean another monkey!?" Walter asked in a horrified tone.

Olivier proceeded to back throw Qwark again, as Qwark landed face first into a wall.

"You will NOT start with your boasting again! I can't believe I'm saying this, but comparing you to my brother earlier is an insult to even him!" Olivier said with a lot of venom, "pull a stunt like that again, and you'll be the next to get eliminated!"

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Judy: Wow, Armstrong is reeeeeeeally ticked off right now. Remind me to never get on her bad side.

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Usopp: Yeah, Armstrong is gonna be an easy addition to the list of things that scare me.

Usopp then pulled out a looooooong list before he wrote Olivier's name in there.

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Judy tried to lighten up the situation, "Heeeeeey, Armstrong, it doesn't matter does it? We still won in the end, and Qwark diiiiiid win the challenge for us."

"And you don't have to be such a huge stick in the butt," Hot Dog Water told the sergeant bluntly.

"Really Marcie," Judy told the high schooler. "That was uncalled for."

Armstrong scoffed, "Fine, I'll admit, you did find that infernal fish. That much, I can give you credit for."

"Scary lady just gave someone a compliment?" Ted said in slight shock, "I must have taken too much marijuana again."

"We may have won this round," said Olivier. "But we need to strategize better if we're going to win the next challenge."

Walter then asked rudely, "Hey lady, who the hell decided to make you queen of the castle?"

Everyone's jaws dropped as Walter stared Olivier dead in the eyes.

"I beg your pardon, sir." Olivier glared at the drug dealer, "but do you know who I am, exactly?"

Walter scoffed, "Do you know who I am, ma'am? I'm Walter goddamn White, and I am not taking any sass from some lapdog of the military! As for strategies, as if I would be any short of that. I have a whole empire under my belt for crying out loud!"

Olivier gritted her teeth before Walter sat back down.

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Ted: Daaaaaaamn, Waltie sure has balls standing up to that chick.

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"I respect the way you're willing to stand up to me," Oliver sighed. "But I will not let such insolence go unpunished in the future."

"Besides," said Waluigi. "I can always cheat us a win if times get-a-desperate."

"Yeah! Now that right there sounds like a good plan to me!" Ted backed Waluigi up.

"No no no! There will be no cheating, alright!" Judy quickly said.

"Cheating? You really are rotten aren't you, long chin," Usopp told Waluigi.

"Shut up, snowman! You wouldn't-a-know good strategy if it hit you in the-a-face!" The latter shook his fist at Usopp.

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Judy: *sighs* If only we could all just get along

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Meanwhile, Team Flower was in the cafeteria. Some were mourning their loss, but others…

"Thank God that psycho is FINALLY gone!" Taco poured some soda into a glass with Reuben & Trucy as all three gave cheers.

"Does this place seriously not have any of the good stuff!?" Doflamingo slammed his fist onto the table.

"Even if it did," Trucy replied. "I'm not old enough to drink yet."

SpongeBob laughed while at the counter, "Mr. Wario says we have to keep this show family friendly."

"Family….friendly?" Taco then said in confusion. "SpongeBob, Mokey was on meth yesterday! Like, literally, on meth!"

SpongeBob laughed again as he flipped a patty on the grill. "Oh, Taco, you're such a jokester. Why would we have such illegal substances on this ship? You were probably imagining things."

"No I could have…." Taco put her finger on her nonexistent chin before having the realization of, "Oh my go…"

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Taco: It was that drug dealer guy! He set us up! That cheater!

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Reuben tapped on Taco a few times.

"Earth to Taco! Hellooooooooo?" Reuben shook her, "sheesh, must be some deep thoughts she's havin'."

Penny sat alone at a table in the corner. Trucy looked behind herself, then turned towards Reuben & Taco.

"Hey guys, I need to go." Trucy told them, "my friend looks like she's not in a good mood."

"Alright, see ya later then." Reuben replied.

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Penny: Oh man, oh man, oh man! If I mess up as badly as I did yesterday, Wario will be sure to fire me! And so many people here seem so nice…what will they think if they find out the truth?

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"You're-a-lucky that everyone on your-a-team wanted the rat gone!" Wario berated Penny through her phone, "or else I'd have to resort to-a-drastic measures."

"W-what do you mean drastic?" Penny asked before Wario hung up.

"Hi Penny!" Trucy made Penny jump before turning around.

"Oh…h-h-hi Trucy." Penny stuttered.

"Are you okay?" Trucy asked in slight concern, "you've just been sitting here all alone."

"I…I'm fine, honestly." Penny told her friend.

"She's sounding like Apollo right now," Trucy muttered to herself as she perceived Penny twirling a hair strand.

Trucy furrowed her eyebrows before telling Penny, "Alright, just checking, 'kay. Wanna join me and everyone else?"

"Y-yeah I would…" Penny sighed.

Back at the area where the rest of Team Flower was sitting, Amy was trying to lighten the mood for the people thinking about the loss.

"Sure we lost this time," said Amy. "But we can pick ourselves back up again! That was only the first challenge after all."

"Tch," Paul scoffed. "I don't want to hear any of that crap. We lost because most of this team is not even taking the game seriously, and we'll be bound to lose more if we keep certain people around."

Amy reeled back as those words were said to her. "That's not really fair. That fish was pretty hard to find. Everyone tried their best and…"

Paul interrupted, "That weird looking Pokemon over there," he pointed to Reuben, "spent most of the challenge taking a nap. Don't even get me started on the duck. Heck, the taco just spent most of the time wandering around with that magician and that other girl doing nothing. If that's the best everyone can do, then it's not good enough!"

Amy looked down before Makoto stepped in, "Oh, we just spent most of the time lollygagging? Then tell me, just what were you doing then if we were so useless?"

"Unlike you morons, I had a flying-type Pokemon to scout the area." Paul told Makoto, "and I got caught up in something."

"Something?" Makoto gave Paul the classic Niijima glare. "What 'something'?"

Paul wasn't intimidated as he told the persona user, "It's none of your business," before he walked out of the cafeteria.

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Daffy: Wow, what an asshole.

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Makoto: How bold of him to say it's none of my business when during the time he was doing his 'something', Taco, Trucy, & I were all getting chased by a deranged drug addict. So I'm sorry that I failed to find the fish due to that incident.

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Suddenly, Wario's voice appeared on the intercom.
"Attention, losers!" Wario announced. "Get to the deck right-a-now. I have very important news!"

"Important news?" Daffy asked, "Is he announcing me as the early winner?"

"Fat chance, duck." Reuben told him.

"Hey, a man can dream." Daffy said in defense.

"Alright everyone, this is-a-super important." Wario told the cast as they showed up.

"What? You found out I was the one that brought the Cheep Chomp here?" Waluigi asked before he immediately covered his mouth.

"...what…..did….you…..just….SAY!?" Wario's face was as red as a tomato.

"AHHHHHHHH! Uhhhhhhhh….I…uhhhhh….did I say that?….nooooo, what I really said was…." Waluigi was sweating bullets.

Wario jumped over and tackled Waluigi. Wario was full on beating the shit out of Waluigi as a dust cloud formed.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! WARIO! I'M-A-SOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"YOU BETTER BE!"

The dust cloud moved over to the inside of the cruise. Everyone was silent until the beatdown had finally stopped. Waluigi's head poked out of the door to the cruise.

"Whoever is the owner of the white-a-sedan," said Waluigi. "You left you're-a-lights on."

Waluigi walked out, and his head was shoved into a trumpet, with his head sticking out of the bell and his body coming out of the mouthpiece.

"buap buap buap buap buap buap buap BUUUUU-AAAAAAP!"

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Usopp was laughing so hard that tears were flooding out of his like waterfalls.

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SpongeBob: Man, talk about deja vu.

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"Oooooh-kay, I'm pretty sure that falls under domestic violence." Judy told Wario. "You could be done if Waluigi chooses to press charges."

"Wah? And call the police, no thank you!" Waluigi told the rabbit.

"Usually, I would guess that an important announcement would be urgent," Olivier spoke up. "However, knowing you…."

"Hey! This time, it's-a-reallllly important!" Wario hyped up this announcement.

"Ohhhhhh, what'll this challenge be!?" Amy wondered, "smashing robots? Acrobatics? A cooking contest?"

"Wario, why are we docked at Coconut Mall?" Penny suddenly asked.

Everyone stopped and looked at where the ship had anchored. In front of them was a large building that was an orange-ish peach type color with palm trees in front of it.

"You see….today is-a-MY BIRTHDAY!" Wario put on a birthday hat over his real hat as confetti rained down on the deck, "and this-a-challenge is to throw me the best birthday party ever! Both-a-teams will throw different parties and the one I like-a-more wins."

SpongeBob popped up out of nowhere to blow on one of those party blowers. Everyone just looked at Wario with blank stares.

"That's it?" Olivier asked. "That was what was so important? You want us TO THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY!?"

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Daffy: And to take me to the mall when I don't have my mall pants…

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"Last time I went to a mall…Johnny really wrecked shit up." Ted reminisced.

"The reason I'm leaving you chumps at Coconut Mall is so you can shop around for presents, decorations, and most importantly the cake." Wario told everyone. "Now don't-a-dilly dally, get on with it!"

"Well, this isn't too exciting of a challenge," said Amy. "But shopping at the mall? Now that's right up my alley! We have this challenge in the bag, team!"

"Better hope so," Paul said under his breath.

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Doflamingo: That's it? How pathetic, and here I thought that this show would be a lot more difficult.

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As everyone else left to go into the mall, Wario stopped Penny for a second.

"Wah! I managed to bribe the mall to give you everything for free." Wario told the singer, "don't say I don't do anything for you again. That bribe didn't-a-come cheap!"

Penny gulped.

As the cast all made their way towards Coconut Mall, they quickly realized that Wario failed to mention one detail. That detail was the fact that there was a long line outside the mall.

"WAH! What's-a-this!?" Waluigi asked in shock.

"Oh no," said Hot Dog Water, "don't tell me this is some kind of flash sale or something."

"Flash sale?" Usopp asked.

"You know Black Friday?" Amy asked, "these can be a little bit similar."

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Olivier: I've never heard of anything called 'Black Friday'. Is this how people in other universes pass their time?

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Trucy: Similar to Black Friday? Hehehehehehehehe! Now this is up my alley.

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Hot Dog Water groaned, "This is gonna be insufferable."

"I have little time for such nonsense." Doflamingo shoved his way through the group.

Doflamingo walked up to the back of the line and kicked a random goomba in the rear.

"Hey man! What gives?" The goomba blurted out to the former warlord.

"Do you even know who I am, fungus?" Doflamingo's veins started popping from his forehead.

"A weird dude that is dressed like some kinda bird? Yeah, that's who you are! What? Are you a birdbrain or something?" The random goomba started laughing as Doflamingo was in full vein popping mode.

Mingo immediately stomped on the goomba without hesitation.

"...ouch…." the goomba uttered.

"Out of the way!" Doflamingo shoved past the next person in line. This would turn out to be a big mistake.

"Hey! He just cut in line!" Some random Koopa Paratroopa yelled out before all Hell broke loose.

All of a sudden, the line was in complete chaos. Everyone was now shoving past each other and running straight into the mall. Doffy ended up getting his coat dirty from the dust everyone was kicking up.

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Doflamingo: The temptation to break that damned no killing rule….

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Usopp: Nice going, Mingo.

Doflamingo suddenly appeared outside the broom closet

Doflamingo: Oh what was that great mighty God?

Usopp: EEEEEEEK! N-n-nothing!

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"Guess that's one way to get in." Taco commented.

"Hell yeah! Let's break this joint!" Ted ran into the mall.

Walter called out, "Get back here, bear! We still-" but it was too late since Ted was already gone.

"I suppose it would be a wise idea to go our separate ways for this challenge as well." Olivier said to her team, "I'll be keeping an eye on this buffoon however." She dragged Qwark by the arm as she said that.

"I see what you're doing here." Qwark told Olivier, "you just don't want anyone else to spend time with such an amazing hero as I."

"Keep up with that behavior and I'll suplex you again." Olivier said aggressively.

As the cast went inside, it looked like a zoo. People were punching the daylights out of each other, other civilians were pouring bottles of soda on themselves, the windows in some of the buildings were cracked wide open, and there was even a fire in one store.

"...okay…..I can definitely see how….sane….this world is….." Makoto said with her eyes wide.

"Is it too late to go to a different mall?" Hot Dog Water asked.

Amy laughed a little, "This is nothing to me! I've gone shopping in much crazier landscapes!"

Trucy was also rubbing her hands together with a grin on her face, "It's time for a shopping trip everyone!"

Trucy did an evil laugh as she ran right into the mall.

"Trucy, this isn't-," Makoto was about to say before saying. "And she isn't listening."

"POYO!" Kirby ran right up the escalator to go straight to the food court.

The cast then all split up to search for presents, decorations, and all that birthday stuff.

Walter, Paul, & Marcie all grouped together once everyone else was gone.

"Damnit, where the hell could the bear have gone?" Walter spat out.

"Why did you even recruit that thing anyways?" Paul asked.

"The more the merrier, kid." Walter answered, "The more the merrier."

"What is our strategy anyways?" Marcie asked the bald man, "With us being in an alliance and all that, I would think you'd have something planned."

Walter smirked, "You see, girl, my plan is for us to dominate this game. That isn't gonna be easy with all these freaks of nature running around, and that brings me to my first target…that Armstrong chick."

"Her?" Hot Dog Water said in slight shock before saying, "Is this because of your fight with her earlier?"

"No, this is personal." Walter told her, "I know Armstrong & that officer rabbit's types. The pigs that'll squeal any chance they find out about shit, like this alliance for example. If we get rid of those two quick, then the rest of Team Shroom will never find out."

"I can see what your mindset is now, Mr. White," Marcie said in response, "As a former criminal myself."

"The boy will be for whenever we want to target someone from the opposite team." Walter explained further, "His job is to convince everyone else in his team to vote off who we want out."

Paul then interjected, "That's rough then, cuz it looks like I've some enemies already."

"What!?" Walter blurted out.

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Trucy & Amy were going completely crazy as Penny could only walk slowly behind them. Trucy & Amy were already carrying two shopping bags in each hand, while Penny had quite a few.

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Amy: Now this is a great way to get my mind off of….that jerk….no no, I should just let it go.

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"That's how you do it, girls! You just have to find the most expensive brands, and that will give you the best birthday party ever!" Amy cheered.

"Gosh, you two are really into this, aren't you?" Penny asked.

"Nah, not really," Trucy replied with a smile. "I'm just blending in with the crowd."

"Huh?" Penny's mouth was agape.

"As a performer, you just have to go with the flow." Trucy said playfully.

The trio walked past a shop that had a giant magician's hat as a sign. Trucy stopped dead in her tracks and started calling out to her friends.

"Hey! We can find a present for Wario here!" Trucy pointed to the magic shop.

Penny laughed a little, "This is just for yourself, Trucy."

"Guilty as charged," Trucy told the scientist.

"It's worth a look, at least." Amy said as the trio entered the store.

Kirby ran straight to the food court, and ran right up to a counter for the Toadstool Cafe.

"Poyo!" Kirby said.

"Oh, what are you doing here, kid?" The chef toad asked, "Where are your parents?"

"Poyo poyo! Poyo!" Kirby pointed to the menu.

"What is this kid even saying?" The toad thought to himself.

A few minutes later, Kirby was carrying a pile of food that he had gotten from every restaurant at the cafe. He plopped the food down at a table and then sat at the booth. As Kirby was promptly inhaling his food, Taco was at the food court too. The latter stared at a taco place with her jaw wide open.

"What. Is. This!?" Taco spoke out.

She watched as a Tostarenan was decorating a taco and then giving it to a customer. After the customer got it, a hundred more customers piled on top of him to get the inanimate taco. The animate Taco slowly walked out, with her face turning green.

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Taco: What kind of sick twisted world is this place!?

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Doflamingo & Reuben could not find a single store that had any confetti in sight. All the confetti was sold out at various stores, and Doflamingo's veins were showing more and more.

"How do these infernal stores not have the damn confetti!?" Doflamingo asked, "I am about to turn completely mad!"

"I think you're already bonkers, pal." Reuben said before sipping on his drink.

"Now, as for our first target," said Doflamingo. "I say….we target Mr. Walter White, himself!"

"The druggie!?" Reuben blurted out, "Why him!?"

"Silly koala creature," Doflamingo grinned. "He may not look like much, but from what I've already seen of him, the man has shown himself to be quite intelligent. Dare I say, intelligent enough to win the whole competition?"

"Y'know, I woulda thought you'd be after that guy with the safety hazard for a nose," said Reuben. "Since ya seem to hate his guts so much."

Doflamingo chuckled, "No, it's too much fun tormenting that bastard. Serves him right for what he and his crew, but especially he, did. It seems as if we'll have to grow our alliance more….."

"What are those!?" Doflamingo finally looked down a little and saw Reuben wearing pants that had a skull wearing a straw hat stitched on them.

"Oh this? This is just some neat merchandising I found…" Reuben replied.

"Let me get this straight. I told you the tale of how those straw hats invaded my kingdom, kicked me off the throne, and signed my warrant for Impel Down." Doflamingo then grabbed Reuben and brought the latter close to his face, "AND YOU'RE WEARING THEIR MERCHANDISE!?"

Reuben sipped his soda again, but the cup had a picture of the straw hat crew on it, "Uhhhhhh, thirsty?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Doflamingo unleashed a string explosion onto Reuben that caught the attention of a ton of mall goers.

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Reuben now had ash all over him as his pants were completely destroyed. The experiment fell onto the ground as Doflamingo caught his breath. After catching his breath, Doflamingo noticed a certain long nosed sniper and a vampire queen going into the bakery upstairs.

"Perfect." Doflamingo jumped straight to the next floor

Usopp & Marceline were in the mall's bakery, as a beige shy guy with an apron and a chef's hat brought a cake to them. The cake had yellow icing on with with purple cream decorating the cake.

"Wario better enjoy this cake, considering how much of a hellhole this place is right now." Usopp said.

"Hey, at least we got the easiest job, long nose." Marceline replied.

"Yeah, I was almost worried that this place would be all out of cakes." Usopp chuckled, "nothing could possibly go wrong now."

The doors to the bakery flung open as Doflamingo stood right at the entrance.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Usopp's eyes poked right out of his sockets and his tongue stuck out as he screamed.

"What do you want, punk?" Marceline asked Doflamingo aggressively.

"Now, now, Marceline!" Usopp interjected, "Doflamingo's not someone you wanna make enemies with!"

"What? Afraid he might take his feather coat off and start strangling us with it?" Marceline asked darkly.

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"You and Robin would get along swimmingly, I swear!" Usopp frowned.

"Hand over the cake, or else the nuisance with the woodpecker nose will get it." Doflamingo started aiming a string shot at Usopp.

"Fat chance, pinky!" Marceline told Doflamingo off, "C'mon Usopp, let's beat this sucker up!"

"BEAT HIM UP!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Usopp screamed.

Doflamingo kicked Usopp in the face, making the latter fall down onto the ground. Doflamingo proceeded to shoot tons of string balls at the sniper until Usopp had dust all over him, with some blood leaking out.

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Usopp (in a pretty muddled state): Don't worry viewers, I'm ooooookay. Captain Uuuuusopp has been through worse.

Usopp then faints.

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"USOPP!" Marceline called out before she whipped her axe out, "Looks like things are getting personal now!"

The vampire queen lunged at Doflamingo. She brought her axe down on him, only for the former warlord of the sea to counter that with one of his strings. It pushed Marceline back a little. Marceline proceeded to fire a red energy beam from her arm, but Doflamingo dodged. Mingo swiped the cake as fast as he could and fled the bakery.

"Hey! Get back here, you wuss!" Marceline flew after him.

The baker shy guy was hidden under the counter while Marceline & Doflamingo's fight happened. He looked over and saw Usopp all battered and beaten up.

"Sir, do we need to call an ambulance?" The baker asked.

"Uuuuuuuhhhh…." Usopp said weakly, before opening his eyes and bolting right back up. "THE CAKE! Man, oh man, I was completely useless there. I'M COMING MARCELINE!"

"HEY! YOU TWO STILL GOTTA PAY!" The baker shy guy yelled as Usopp ran right out of the store.

Olivier & Qwark were in a department store that had tons of people tearing it up, as they were looking for a potential present for Wario.

"This is ridiculous." Olivier ranted, "How in the world would we know what the host would want?"

"This could be a case of good intuition if you ask me." Qwark answered, "Only someone as amazing as I am could…"

"Finish that sentence, and I'm tossing you into that glass box." Olivier threatened.

They walked into the hat section, and they both saw a yellow hat.

"That looks like it'd be exactly Wario's style," Qwark assumed. "What do you say, Olivia?"

"Olivier! Besides, you and I are far from being on a first name basis." Olivier glared at the galactic superhero.

Qwark ran over to get the hat, but a shit ton of customers suddenly showed up and tackled Qwark. Qwark ran over to pull the hat away from the other customers.

"LET GO! I SAW IT FIRST!" Said a random customer.

"I TOUCHED IT FIRST!" Yelled another.

"YELLOW'S MY COLOR, SO GO THROW YOURSELVES IN A DITCH!" A third customer yelled.

"I've protected the galaxy from all sorts of danger," Qwark bragged. "I'd suggest letting go now."

"YEAH RIGHT PAL! BEAT IT!" A hammer bro said as he smacked Qwark across the face with a hammer.

The hammer bro yanked the hat away from the other customers. Olivier immediately ran over to him.

"Let the hat go now!" Olivier told the hammer bro.

"Oh nooooooo, I'm soooooo scared!" The hammer bro said in a very exaggerated tone. "Karen."

The random customer pulled out a bob-omb and threw it on the ground causing an explosion. There was smoke everywhere as a result, and Olivier was coughing like crazy before it passed. After the smoke was gone, so was that hammer bro and the hat.

"Damn it." Olivier swore under her breath.

"Did weeeee get thhhheeeee one-millllionthhhhh dolllllaaaar, Kiiiiiirrrrrbbbby?" Qwark said while dizzy. "Noooooo deeearest motherrrrr I dooooon't wanna go to beeeed."

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Olivier: This flash sale is driving me up the wall as of now. How can anyone stand to waste their time acting like such barbarians?

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"Pull yourself together, soldier." Olivier told Qwark, "We have a new mission on our hands."

At another random store, Judy found that there were only few party hats left, so she tried grabbing the first set of hats she found. But she grabbed it right at the same time as Makoto did.

"Oh, uh," Judy said awkwardly. "Hey, I was kinda here first sooooo you know."

"Don't worry, Judy, I understand." Makoto said calmly.

Judy breathed a sigh of relief and took the set, but right then, Makoto ran up and used one of her judo moves on Judy. Judy ended up on the ground as Makoto took the hats.

"I understand….but finders keepers." Makoto said slyly.

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Makoto: Guess my friends really did rub off on me there.

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Judy: *groans* I'm more mad at myself for falling for that.

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Judy got up and said, "So you think I'm gonna lie down that easily?"

Judy grabbed on to the hats as both started pulling on the bag. Soon, it turned into them throwing light punches to try to get the other to let go. The girls were full on, knocking items off the shelves and knocking ENTIRE AISLES down.

Waluigi walked out of the arcade with a giant Pyoro plush.

"Wah-hah-ha! Wario's gonna hate-a-this present!" Waluigi laughed to himself.

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Waluigi: Wah! You all at home WILL NOT EVER KNOW how many pinball games it took to win that thing!

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"Hey punk!" A goomba came out of nowhere and walked up to Waluigi, "You gonna hand that plush over or what?"

"Wah? Heck no!" Waluigi replied rudely. "Go win your own-a-plushie!"

"Did someone say plushie?" A random pianta asked.

"Oh no…." Waluigi gulped as more Mushroom Kingdom people started walking towards him.

"GET HIM!" The goomba yelled.

"WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Waluigi was running away as an angry mob started chasing him

"Pitchforks! Get your pitchforks!" Said a random salesman.

"Torches! Get your torches!" Said another random salesman.

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Waluigi: Why do these things always happen to me?

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"THIS MASSAGE CHAIR IS HOW MANY DOLLARS!?" Ted screamed at a poor employee.

"It's 300 dollars sir!" The employee tried to reason with the bear, "These chairs don't come cheap."

"Damn ripoff artist!" Ted kicked the employee in the shin and ran away.

"GAH! SECURITY! Ouch!" The employee said as he hopped on one foot.

Doflamingo was about to exit the mall, until Marceline suddenly flew right up to him, and bashed him over the head with her axe.

"Give us the cake back, jerk!" Marceline told the villain.

"Yes, I'll give it back all because you asked." Doflamingo mocked before he shot some strings at her.

Marceline dodged at the last minute, but the string did graze her arm. She then shot more of her red energy blasts at Mingo. The latter dodges them too, and then swiped his hand at Marceline. Right before he could though…

"SPECIAL ATTACK: FIRE BIRD STAR!"

A phoenix flew right at Doflamingo, catching him off guard and knocking him into a wall. Multiple customers gawked at the sight as they heard the crashing noise.

"Why….you…." Doflamingo said with gritted teeth.

"Boy, Pinocchio sure got ya there, champ." Reuben came out of nowhere, holding a sandwich.

"Where have you been?" Doflamingo glared at Reuben.

Reuben sweat a little at the glare before saying. "Can't a guy get a sandwich from the food court?

"Wow, you sure recovered fast." Marceline said to Usopp.

"Heh, I've had worse injuries." Usopp shrugged. "Now quick, while Doflamingo's fighting with sandwich guy!"

"Right!" Marceline flew over and grabbed the cake.

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Doflamingo: Gah! That was a cheap shot! This isn't over Usopp the God, this isn't over.

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That hammer bro walked into the arcade, smirking after getting the hat. As we walked up to the cash register, saw a familiar looking woman at the counter.

"Ah! Are you here for one of those video games, young man?" Said woman was actually Qwark dressed in drag.

The hammer bro's eyes turned into hearts as he then said, "Hubba hubba, who are you, lady?"

"Why my name is Qwar….ina! Qwarina!" Qwark told the customer, "And you're quite nice too!"

"You sound like you know how to party….how about we…"

"Watch it, buster!" Qwark interrupted using his real voice before immediately switching to his fake voice again, "I…uh...mean watch it pal! Don't you know how to talk to a lady?"

"Er, sorry, guess we should take it slow." Said the hammer bro.

"That's more like it, how about I give you one of these rewards for free?" Qwark asked, "Consider this a one second anniversary gift."

"Would I ever!" The hammer bro exclaimed, "If only I had a present to give too."

"I like that hat you've got," Qwark pointed to the hat. "You can give it to me and then we can be equal."

"Aw man, I worked really hard to get this hat." The hammer bro sighed. "Had to pry it out of some moron's hands…"

"Watch your langu…I mean, wouldn't you do it for looooove?"

"...YES YES I WOULD DO IT FOR LOVE!" The hammer bro threw the hat at Qwark, "NOW KISS ME!"

"Not on my watch!" Qwark dropped the persona and slammed the hammer bro right into the desk, destroying it. "Remember children, respect your maidens, otherwise this will happen."

Olivier came out from the "Employees Only" room.

"I cannot believe that actually worked." Olivier said bluntly.

"Hey, what can I say." Qwark patted his wig, "I'm just charming that way."

"Whatever it is," Olivier changed the subject. "It's about time for us to get back to the ship. I'm tired of hearing your drivel anyways."

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Qwark: She doesn't have to act so cold just because she is in my presence. There is enough of me for everyone!

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Everyone was now back at the cruiser, and the assignment was to put the parties together. Over at Team Flower, they had the front lobby to decorate. Trucy & Penny were decorating using the magic props Trucy had gotten from the magic show, while Penny built confetti machines that would shoot out confetti.

"Y'know Penny, it is funny how you seem to afford all the stuff you buy." Trucy wondered.

"Yeah…my grandpa makes a lot from his inventions and from WarioWare Inc." Penny explained.

"If you say so," Trucy shrugged. "This performance will be amazing!"

"I know! Going to that magic shop really was a great idea!" Penny said in excitement. "I've had this birthday song in mind for a year now, and to finally get a chance to sing it."

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Makoto: Is it just me, or does it feel like this is too much stuff for Penny to casually be able to afford. I might be paranoid, but something seems amiss.

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Doflamingo & Reuben were able to sneak out of the lobby. Well, Doflamingo was, at least. He just tied Reuben up and smuggled the latter in his coat. The villainous duo went into the cafeteria where Team Mushroom was doing their decorations. Doflamingo quickly slid under a table, and let Reuben out of the coat.

"I'm telling ya, Waltie, that price was a ripoff if I've ever seen one." Ted told Heisenberg.

"You sure as hell wasted my time, bear!" Walter said, annoyed, "How do you think I felt trying to find your ass that whole time?"

Reuben coughed, "That coat is really dusty, y'know! Man, you should clean that thing."

"It's not my fault that mall was a complete madhouse," Doflamingo replied. "Now, this is our chance to get Walter out!"

"How do you suppose we do that, pinky?" Reuben replied. "The whole team's wanderin' around and everything."

"Watch and learn." Doflamingo used a string to grab on to grab on to a huge happy birthday sign.

The sign was in a corner, and not much people were paying attention to it. Doflamingo started making the sign move and right as it approached the door, people were noticing it going.

"Uh, this isn't the drugs again is it?" Ted asked.

"For someone who never shuts the hell up about drugs," Walter said to the bear. "You never seem to actually do them!"

"I gotta take them sparingly," Ted responded. "It's not as special if I do marijuana all the time."

"I'll get that sign," said Usopp.

"Wah! No! You won't-a-do it right!" Waluigi told Usopp, "I'm-a-more qualified for this job."

"Oh yeah! You're so lame that you probably couldn't find your way out of a paper bag!"

"Oh yeah! Well…"

Waluigi & Usopp both ran out the door in pursuit of the sign. Marceline sighed in annoyance at the sight.

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Marceline: Look, Usopp, you're cool and all, but you gotta cut it out with Waluigi. It's getting old.

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Doflamingo untied Reuben, "Minion, I need you to take that cake to Walter's room so we can frame him for stealing it. After I initiate the next part of my plan, you shall do this."

Doflamingo quickly slid out the room, and quickly after that, Usopp & Waluigi's screams could be heard.

"Oh my gosh, what is happening out there!?" Judy immediately went to investigate.

Half the team left, some to help the big nose duo, and others had questionable motives to say the least.

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Qwark: This may be an opportunity to prove just how heroic I am to these naysayers.

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Doflamingo had Usopp & Waluigi tied up, and both were being held over the ship deck.

"Let the big noses go, Doflamingo!" Judy commanded.

"Ohhhh, I'm so scared." Doflamingo mocked Judy, "My, what should I do with these two? Should I drop them into the water? Should I chop them into pieces?"

"NOT THE CHOPPING INTO PIECES!" Usopp yelled out.

"YEAH, WHAT THE CHUMP WITH THE SAFETY HAZARD FOR A NOSE SAID!" Waluigi replied.

"SAFETY HAZARD? LIKE YOUR PECKER COULDN'T POKE SOMEONE'S EYE OUT!" Usopp told Waluigi.

"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT WE GOT STUCK HERE ANYWAYS!" Waluigi argued.

Marceline sighed, "Even when their lives are at stake, those two are still fighting."

"MY FAULT!? IF YOU HAD STAYED BEHIND, WE WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS SITUATION!" Usopp argued back.

"SILENCE! I WANT FEAR! NOT THE DAMN BICKERING YOU DUMBASSES ARE CURRENTLY DOING!" Doflamingo exclaimed.

"EEP! Y-yes Doffy!" Usopp shrunk back.

"But can you resist this, sugar?" Qwark burst out the door in drag.

Everyone was silent for a moment.

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"...Why is that idiot wearing a wig?" Doflamingo asked.

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Olivier: Looks as if someone quite enjoys crossdressing.

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"Isn't that perfect," said Walter. "Everyone ran out to God knows where."

"What are ya lookin' at on that laptop, Hot Dog Water?" Ted asked.

Marcie let out an annoyed grunt as Ted shoved himself next to her.

"By the way, where'd that hot dog smell go?" Ted asked.

"Well, when these showers have water that isn't used for hot dogs," Hot Dog Water answered. "I get to actually smell good for once. I'm just looking at some news from other universes."

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Hot Dog Water: If you're wondering how I was able to access websites from other universes, I was able to find a multiversal VPN that was made swiftly after dimensional travel was discovered.

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"What is that one over there! Phantom thieves?" Ted pointed at an article that Marcie had opened as a side tab. "That sounds like one of those japanese mangoes that are so popular. Man, if only I could score myself one of them anime girls."

"Yeah, apparently these guys went around and made bad guys confess to their crimes…somehow." Marcie told the stuffed bear, while ignoring his unsavory comments.

Overhearing that caught Walter's attention, "Turn bad guys good….these thieves surely aren't active now."

"Doesn't seem that way," Hot Dog Water answered. "It says here that they disbanded after their leader was found out as some kid named Ren Amamiya."

"Ren mama-mia?" Ted started laughing at his own joke.

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Walter: I know alright, what are the chances that one of those Phantom Thieves could still be around. But when you're as experienced as me, you don't take those risks.

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While the trio was distracted, Reuben swiped the cake, and ran straight upstairs to Walter's room. After stuffing it there, Reuben quickly got back out, and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"It's alright, Reuben." The experiment told himself, "Nobody noticed."

After Reuben left, the cake lied there in Walter's room. Suddenly, the door to Walter's room opened…

"Poyo!"

Time was up, and both teams had to show Wario their parties.

"There you saps are!" Wario yelled at the half of Team Mushroom that went after Doflamingo, as well as the latter. "Where could you have-a-been!?"

"Waluigi doesn't wanna talk about it." Waluigi answered.

What everyone failed to notice, was that Kirby was mysteriously absent.

"Right, now time for you saps to give me a birthday party." Wario told everyone, "Starting with the Flower Team."

"That's Team Flower to you, bub!" Daffy retorted. "Not that I like the name!"

"Whatever, show me what party you've got." Wario told Team Flower.

When everyone got to the lobby, Penny's confetti blasters shot a ton of confetti into the air, as an electric sign spelled out 'Happy Birthday, Wario!' A bunch of magician hats shot streamers out and there was a pile of presents stacked underneath the sign. There was even a big ass cake on a big ass table.

"WAH! FOR-A-ME!?" Wario's jaw dropped.

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Hot Dog Water: What!? How did that team afford all that stuff? More importantly, how are we going to top it?

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Penny: Sure I got almost all of that stuff for free, but I still had fun putting it all together. I just wish I wasn't cheating.

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Penny walked to the center of the room where a microphone was. She started singing her birthday song, which had everyone stunned. Wario just sat there and picked his nose through the duration of it.

"Eh," Wario said. "Still not a fan of the pop, but Wario gives this-a-party a 10/10! Team Fungus has some-a-big shoes to fill. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

"Shhhhhhhhit!" Ted cursed while the rest of his team was speechless.

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Usopp: Damn it Doflamingo! You did that hostage situation just to cheat your team a win!

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Both teams went to a cafeteria, and the party was very incomplete. There was no 'Happy Birthday" sign, a lot of decorations were still in their shopping bags, but there were some balloons and party hats up.

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Makoto: At least Judy was still able to use those party hats.

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"Well isn't this a sad party." Wario bluntly told Team Mushroom, "You must hate-a-me that much don't you?"

Wario walked up to a giant present that was on a table.

"Wah, but is that-a-for me?" Wario asked.

"Of course it is!" Waluigi told him, "This present comes from how much I care about you, Wario!"

"Cut the sap off, you're gonna make sick with your sweetness!' Wario said before ripping the present open. "...it's a stuffed animal…..of that stupid bird…..that is always outselling my games."

"Isn't it wonderful?" Waluigi gave Wario a shit-eating grin.

Suddenly, the Pyoro came to life and started trying to eat Wario.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A REAL PYORO, YOU IDIOT!" Wario yelled muffled yells at Waluigi.

"ORO!" The Pyoro said with its mouth full.

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Waluigi: That arcade selling a real Pyoro? That sure is-a-sketchy, and I would know. Wahahahahaha!

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"SPIT HIM OUT!" Judy started pulling on Wario's legs that were sticking out of Pyoro.

"ORO!" Pyoro pulled back.

Makoto ran up and started backing Judy up with getting Wario out.

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Makoto: He may be shady, but I'm not going to just let him get eaten by a bird.

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More people helped Judy & Makoto, as they all pulled Wario out of the Pyoro.

"SCRAM YOU STUPID BIRD! OR ELSE WARIO'S GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET IT!" Wario screamed while covered in bird spit.

"ORO," Pyoro flew away after SpongeBob opened a window.

"Man, that was a close one," SpongeBob said.

"You are on thin ice, Team Mushroom." Wario told the team. "But all will be forgiven, if you give me a good cake."

Usopp then said smugly, "Oh we got you the perfect cake, Wario! It's so good, that you'll die of happiness!"

"No need to be so dramatic, dude," Marceline said with a smile. "Just give him the cake."

Usopp went right over to the table that the cake was at, and it was gone.

"Huh? Where's the cake?" Usopp asked. "I left it right there."

"I dunno, maybe SpongeBob put it in the refrigerator?" Marceline said.

"Nope, I woulda told you otherwise." SpongeBob replied.

"WHERE'S THE CAKE!?" Usopp yelled.

"Poyo!"

Team Mushroom turned around, and Kirby was standing right there. The latter had cake crumbs on his mouth as he patted his belly.

"Yo!"

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"..."

"..."

"Marceline and I made our way through that zoo, we waited an hour for that cake, we had to fight Doflamingo to get it back…" Usopp said in a disturbingly calm tone, "...and Kirby ate it."

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Doflamingo: WHAT THE HELL WAS MY MINION DOING!? WALTER WAS SUPPOSED TO GET OUT! NOT THE MARSHMALLOW!

Doflamingo punched the wall to broom closet, leaving a dent.

Doflamingo: Ohhhhh, he's going to hear allllll about this.

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"Marceline, Usopp," Judy said in a worried tone. "You guys aren't too mad, right?"

"No…" said Marceline, "No we're not…"

Judy breathed a sigh of relief, "And here I thought…"

"KIRBY! WHEN I CATCH YOU!" Marceline bolted after Kirby and the latter's eyes popped out as he ran.

"WAIT FOR ME, MARCE! I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK TOO!" Usopp ran after Kirby as well.

"...oh boy…" Amy sighed before running too. "GUYS! HE'S JUST A KID!"

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Ted: Damn, those two are pissed. Must have been some shit they went through.

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Wario then broke the silence by saying, "Big surprise, Team Mushroom loses. See me in the storage area, losers."

In Doflamingo's room, Reuben was beaten up and bound to the wall by strings.

"C'mon, Pinky, I have no idea how the blob found the cake." Reuben told the pirate.

"Doesn't matter now. Because this proves that I need more allies." Doflamingo told Reuben, "And allies that will actually help me in the long run. But who do I go for?"

"How about someone in the other team," Reuben told Doflamingo. "That way we can have someone vote for baldie in those ceremonies."

Doflamingo was stunned, "So you can come up with good ideas. That was so good for you, that I'll give you a pat on the head."

Doflamingo crouched down and patted Reuben on the head in a condescending way.

"Alright, losers, welcome to the elimination room," Wario told everyone. "I don't feel like explaining this again sooooo, yada yada, you all vote for someone, than whoever gets the most votes is out of the game forever. Blah blah blah, golden statues of me, ya got all that?"

"No?" Hot Dog Water said bluntly.

"Too bad, time to give statues to everyone who is-a-safe." Said Wario.

"Rabbit chick."

"Hot Dog Water."

"Gloomy girl."

"We have names, you know," said Marceline.

"And I don't-a-care. Armstrong."

"Ted."

"Big chin guy."

"Surely you must care about my name." Qwark told the host, "for it is Captain Qwark."

"And you're sure as heck lucky you weren't out this episode. Considering how many people thought it'd be you out next. Baldie McDrug Dealer."

"I refuse to answer to that." Walter said bluntly.

"Fine, Walter White."

"And the human woodpecker."

Now it was only Waluigi & Kirby left.

"Alright, Waluigi, you pulled that-a-prank on me, that already put your-a-team on thin ice. Kirby, we all know why you're here." Wario told the last two contestants left. "The final statue goes to…

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"YES! THANK STAR SPIRITS I-" Waluigi yelled out before clearing his throat. "I mean, Waluigi knew he was-a-safe, wahahaha!"

"Aw, poyo." Kirby said while very bummed out.

Marceline sighed. "Look, Kirby, I'm so sorry I lost my cool like that earlier. I was so stressed and…"

"Poyo!" Kirby smiled and gave Marceline a reassuring nod.

"Yeah, I wanna pitch in my own apology, hope I can make it up to you, Kirby." Usopp said too.

Kirby tilted his head, but then nodded too. Team Mushroom made their way to the garden, where the warp star appeared. Kirby hopped on, and waved to everyone.

"Byyyye," Kirby then flew off.

"I'm gonna miss that puffball." Quark commented.

"And just a moment ago, you were all mad at the little guy." Marcie commented.

"Man, I still feel like shit for the way I blew up at him." Usopp sighed.

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Hot Dog Water: Yeah, it feels pretty obvious who I'm voting off. Goodbye Kirby.

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Marceline: I know, it probably seems like I'm gonna say Kirby, but I'm actually gunning for Waluigi. The guy put us on thin ice in the first place with his prank, not to mention him and Usopp's stupid fights.

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Kirby: Kiiirby! Kiiiirby!

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Waluigi: Waluigi votes for Kirby, and it's absolutely not to save my own butt.

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Votes Altogether;

Kirby: Waluigi, Ted, Hot Dog Water, Olivier, Walter, Kirby

Waluigi: Marceline, Usopp, Judy, Qwark

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Hot Dog Water was walking back to her room. She yawned as it had been a long day, but then she was stopped in her tracks.

"Why hello, young girl." Doflamingo said after dropping in out of nowhere.

"You!? What are you doing here!?" Marcie asked.

"Let's just say, I have a little business proposition for you." Doflamingo told her. "An…acquaintance and I have formed an alliance, but we need more manpower if we want it to last longer."

"W-what does this have to do with me?" Marcie said while her lip trembled slightly.

"I want you to join me!" Doflamingo told her, "And together we will take over this little game."

"And how are you planning on getting there?"

"Well first, we are to take out Walter White."

Hot Dog Water screamed internally upon hearing that.

20th: Mokey Mouse (Mokey's Show) [Team Flower]

19th: Kirby (Kirby) [Team Mushroom]

Chapter Text

It was the year 20xx, and Princess Peach had announced the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Tournament. That announcement had reached the ears of Waluigi, as he had prided himself on his passion for tennis. It was not like those worthless Toads ever appreciated his true talent though. It was always about Mario & Luigi, bah, how Waluigi couldn't stand those goody two-shoe plumbers, even before meeting them. Anyways, Waluigi got out from the dumpster he lived in during the middle of the night, and walked over to the bar.

The bar was full of a bunch of boos, dry bones, broozers, and other ghosts and undead creatures. The purple trickster sat down at the bar table as a boo wearing a tie phased in place.

"Whehehehehe! Guess you're having the regular, Waluigi, old pal!" The boo bartender asked.

"You know it," said Waluigi. "And make it-a-two glasses. Waluigi really needs to drown his-a-sorrows right now."

"Coming right up, Whehehehehe!" The bartender disappeared after Waluigi gave his order.

On the tv, was a news channel, and on it were the Mario Bros being interviewed. Waluigi grit his teeth as he watched the interview.

"Who does that-a-Luigi think he is?" Waluigi said resentfully, "Oh boo-hoo, he lives in his-a-brother's shadow and gets EVERYONE'S pity for it. Give me a break!"

"Who do those Mario Bros, think they are!?" Said a voice next to Waluigi, "Always so perfect, always saving the day and being so high and mighty. Yet, Wario gets rejected from that stupid tennis tournament for not having a stinking doubles partner."

Both went silent for a while and faced each other.

"So…you have a bone to pick with those-a-plumbers too?" Wario asked.

"Yes, as a matter of fact…"

Waluigi was woken up from this dream from some singing.

"Daddy, there were tears there. If you saw them would you even care?"

"Wah! Would you keep it-a-down!?" Waluigi punched the left wall. "I'm-a-trying to get my-a-beauty sleep!"

Waluigi checked the time on the alarm clock next to his bed, and it was marked at 9 am.

"Wah? Weird that Wario hasn't started the show yet." Waluigi thought to himself.

Before Waluigi had woken up, Marceline handed Usopp some drums.

"You want me to play these then?" Usopp asked

"Yeah, this is for a pretty personal song for me," said Marceline. "I'll tell you, I'm about to pour my heart out, okay. Just don't play that recording around anyone else here."

Marceline played her guitar as she started singing.

"Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

I bought them and they were mine

But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries

And I cried, but you didn't see me cry

Daddy, do you even love me?

Well, I wish you'd show it

'Cause I wouldn't know it

What kind of dad eats his daughter's fries

And doesn't look her in the eyes?

Daddy, there were tears there

If you saw them, would you even care?"

"Yeesh, all this angst over fries?' Usopp asked once the song was done.

"IT'S NOT-" Marceline took a deep breath and then said, "No…it's personal…I'd rather not talk about it."

Usopp decided to not push it as he walked out of the room. "If it makes you feel any better, I…never really knew my dad all that much. N-not that he's not a great pirate captain of his own with 200 men!"

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Marceline then sighed, "Your's too huh."

Makoto sat on her bed, while texting the other phantom thieves on her phone again. She quickly turned it off, as Judy Hopps opened the door.

"Hey, Makoto, you wanted to see me?" Judy asked.

"Yes," Makoto answered. "It's about Wario."

Judy then said, "So you noticed too, huh."

"Yeah, Penny just being able to afford all of those materials for the birthday party yesterday." Makoto replied. "Something doesn't seem right with that."

"Guess she could just be rich." Judy wondered.

"You may have a point," Makoto relented. "However, I've done some digging on Wario. He happens to have a history with these types of schemes, and I wanted to get to the bottom of this. But I can't do this on my own."

"Wait, are you proposing that we make an alliance?" Judy responded.

"Yes, as a matter of fact," Makoto told Judy. "Are you in?"

Judy thought about it before saying, "I'm in."

The duo shook hands as they both nodded.

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The cast made their way inside the cafeteria.

"Not a single line in the last challenge!?" Daffy complained, "Seriously!? What gives author!? What kind of hack writing would leave a star such as I out?"

"Daffy…what are you talking about?" Makoto said with raised eyebrows.

"You wouldn't get it," Daffy told the phantom thief. "You don't know about the fourth wall, which I've been breaking since before that red guy was around."

Reuben had a Krabby Patty in his hand as Daffy was ranting about his lack of appearances last chapter (be grateful I even picked you from submissions anyways you damn duck).

"I dunno, this ain't lookin' like it could beat a good sandwich." Reuben said before biting into it.

All of a sudden, Reuben stopped as his eyes turned to Krabby Patties and he blasted off to the ceiling and back.

"What. the." Reuben said as other teammates looked at him concerned.

"You okay?" Trucy asked.

"Why is this burger SO DANG GOOD!?" Reuben exclaimed. "WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, SPONGE GUY?"

SpongeBob replied, "The secret is that I made it with love."

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Daffy was vomiting on the floor.

Daffy: He really needs to come up with something less sappy. I don't think my stomach can take anymore "with love"'s.

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Taco: *spotting Daffy's vomit* Ew, is anyone gonna clean that up?

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While the rest of the cast was at the cafeteria, Walter, Ted, & Paul had met up in the former's room. Walter checked his watch repeatedly, while Paul tapped his foot against the wall.

"Waltie, I dunno about you," Ted attempted to whisper. "But when are ya gonna give me the good stuff already?"

"Look, bear, I don't have all the free time in the world to make the good stuff. So get off my back about it." Walter replied.

"Aw come on, you promised me the good stuff if I joined this here alliance!" Ted argued.

"No I didn't, you just butt into my whole operation here." Walter told the teddy bear, "And for the record, you used up all the meth I had on the damn rat."

While Ted & Walter were bickering, Hot Dog Water finally entered the room.

"Tch, it's about time." Paul said, "Where were you?"

"Can't a girl get some breakfast?" Marcie answered snarkily.

"Whatever." Paul replied.

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Hot Dog Water: Good, they don't suspect anything so far. Good lord, what have I gotten myself into.

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"Now that we're all here," Walter told his alliance, "I wanted to give you two your first assignment."

White pointed at Ted & Marcie, "I need the both of you to get a very special folder from the cafeteria's storage room after today's challenge. In it is a shit ton of information about all the contestants, and we could use that information to our advantage."

"Uh, how do you know about this folder?" Marcie asked with a raised eyebrow.

"It wasn't hard to fish it out of the dog and cat." Walter explained.

"Or you just happened to overhear it, old man." Paul interjected. "Those morons don't look like they'd know how to shut up."

"Who's in charge here, kid, because last I checked, it wasn't you!" Heisenberg yelled out.

"Hey, why should I do all the dirty work here," Ted asked.

"Because I'll give you the good stuff if you do this." Walter bribed Ted.

"I won't let ya down then, Waltie!" Ted saluted.

Wario was in his room, and he was laughing like a maniac.

"What in the holy name is so funny, Wario?" The crystal asked.

"Ohhhhh, this-a-challenge will be-a-good, wahahahahahaaaaaaa!" Wario finished typing out his plans. "Those saps won't-a-know what hit them."

"Wario?"

"Oh, talking crystal, what do you want?" Wario asked.

"What exactly do you find so funny?"

"Well, I found-a-THIS," Wario whipped out Usopp's fear list. "And got a little inspiration for this next challenge."

"You aren't copying that fear challenge, are you?"

"Yes! Yes I am! Wahahahahaha! Those chumps on Team Mushroom gave me the worst-a-birthday ever, now everyone is gonna pay for it!"

"Oh brother."

Wario called up Dr. Crygor, Penny's grandfather, on the phone, and then he quickly said, "WAH!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO BUDGET FOR THAT-A-CHALLENGE!?"

Dr. Crygor said some more things that had Wario yell out. "I WASTED SOME OF IT ON BRIBING THE MALL!?"

Wario hung up and brought his fist down on his hand. "How are we going to get-a-some quick cash in time!?"

"By not wasting money on expensive bribes?" The crystal proposed.

"Did someone say, get quick cash!" Daffy appeared right out of nowhere.

"WAH!? WHERE DID YOU-A-COME FROM!?" Wario exclaimed.

"I overheard everything, and just leave it to me to make you some cash, fatso." Daffy attempted to reassure Wario.

"WHO ARE YA CALLING FAT!?" Wario yelled in offense.

Daffy put his thumb in his mouth and infla…wait a minute, this isn't one of those fanfics, so I'm not finishing that sentence. All I'll say is that Daffy got out a camera and started…twerking…on camera before posting it online.

"...that's an image that shall be forever burnt into my memory." The crystal commented.

"Did we get a million views and make enough money for the next challenge!?" Daffy asked as he and Wario watched the views load.

"YOU'RE CANCELLED!" The phone told the both of them.

"WAH-T! CANCELLED!? WHAT KIND OF CRUDDY WEBSITE IS-A-THIS!?" Wario exclaimed.

"Boy, that blew up in our face-" Daffy didn't finish that sentence as the phone literally below both him and Wario up.

After finishing his Krabby Patty, Reuben was getting a massage at the spa.

"Ah yes, this is the life." Reuben said to himself as he dozed off to sleep.

As Reuben woke up, he was suddenly on a beach not unlike the beaches back at Hawaii.

"Huh, is this some kinda dream?" Reuben thought out loud. "Man, if only I had a sandwich."

"Hey, it's me, Jumba!" A hyperrealistic Jumba appeared out of nowhere…sounding weirder than usual.

"What the!? Jumba, why do ya sound so weird?" Reuben asked in shock. "And do ya have any sandwiches? AND EUGH! WHY DO YA LOOK SO NASTY ALL OF A SUDDEN!?"

"No I don't have any sandwiches, and I'm evil too! I'm the villain now!" Jumba laughed maniacally. "I'm gonna destroy this little girl's family photos cuz I'm so evil! Muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Reuben gasped, "WHAT KINDA SICK TWISTED PLACE IS THIS!? WHO WOULD MAKE A WORLD SO TERRIBLE AND WITHOUT ANY SANDWICHES!?"

Suddenly a hyperrealistic one-eyed alien that looked just as hideous as Jumba here showed up, "Hi I'm Pleakley, and I sure love not cross-dressing! I sure love putting on holographic human costumes instead of wearing dresses!"

Pleakley shook as if he was holding back the urge to cry.

Out of nowhere, a little girl then showed up, "I think Nani should leave me in foster care so that she can go to California to w-write about fisgvjmdkldkjdgkskdjsdbgdjkk!"

Reuben screamed.

Reuben woke up as the intercom went off.

"It's time for the next challenge, losers!" Wario announced, "And this'll be a special challenge, wahahahahaha! Meet me at the cafeteria."

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Reuben: Wow, having a nightmare like that really builds up an appetite. Anyone have some mayo?

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Daffy: Wow, having an awful live action remake really takes a toll huh? That officer wabbit better watch her back.

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The cast walked in on Wario & Daffy both being covered in ash.

"Th-thats aaaallll folks!" Daffy said as his ass deflated.

"Uh, what happened here?" Marceline asked. "Looks like the result of one of Bonnie's experiments here."

"Whatever this is, it's about to lead into our next challenge isn't it." Paul guessed. "This one better not be another errand."

"Yeah, what the edgelord says," Ted added. "Let this one be a real challenge, like a beer mile!"

"May I remind you that some people here are underage, Ted." Judy sighed.

"Who cares about that when we have a drug dealer here!" Ted pointed out. "Draw the line at underage drinking my ass."

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Walter: God, I shouldn't have told everyone here I'm a drug dealer.

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"No, it's not-a-that. Wario needs some-a-money…so…." Wario slowly got up and led everyone outside.

What was outside, was none other than a bank. Said bank was located in a city that was known as Station Square. Judy & Makoto both gasped as they immediately knew what Wario wanted the cast to do.

"WARIO, ARE WE ROBBING A FUCKING BANK!?" Judy & Makoto exclaimed in unison.

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Daffy: You know things are serious if the DISNEY character dropped an f-bomb.

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"Nonsense, we're adventuring a bank, get it through your thick skulls, wahahahahaha!" Wario suddenly got excited again.

"This is not how I thought I'd come back to Station Square," Amy commented. "How are we here anyways? Didn't you say we were all from different universes or something?"

"We used Dr. Crygor's Dimensional-Travelinator. He says that-a-name is very original." Wario picked his nose. "Not that I care."

"WWWHAT!? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ARRESTED YOU GREEDY PIG!?" Usopp yelled at Wario while suddenly having bug eyes and sharp teeth.

"I must agree with the long nose," Olivier said. "This is absolutely asinine and I refuse to take any part in it."

"Ohhhhhh, the pirate is afraid to ro-adventure a little bank! And here I thought you were the captain of a billion men." Wario mocked.

"Yeah! This is-a-nothing for Waluigi! Stand back, pecker nose, and let the professional handle this!" Waluigi said condescendingly.

"OH HOLD ON! I COULD ROB THIS BANK BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD, FOXY'S SKINNY BROTHER!" Usopp yelled at Waluigi.

"There will be no robbing banks on my watch," Judy walked forward. "If you think I'm going to allow this challenge to continue, then you'll have to answer to ZPD."

"Make that double," Makoto stepped in. "You are insane if you think I'll let you make us rob a bank."

Wario & Daffy glanced at each other, and grinned. Two minutes later, Judy & Makoto were both tied up and shoved straight into the officer's room.

"UNTIE US, NOW!" Judy attempted to command as Wario shut the door.

Wario & Daffy returned to the deck of the cruiser.

"We sure make-a-great team, don't we, duck?" Wario laughed.

"You're not quite good enough for someone of my stature, but you make a good sidekick." Daffy said with a lot of vanity.

"Sidekick!? Wario isn't a sidekick!" Wario yelled at the duck. "That's Waluigi's job!"

Waluigi's eye twitched as Wario said his previous comment.

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Waluigi: Sidekick…and I'm being replaced…WITH A DUCK!? Ohhhhh, Wario's going to pay.

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"Alright, now get to robbing, I mean adventuring those-a-banks!" Wario told everyone. "Whoever brings back the loot first-a-wins."

Team Mushroom huddled up.

"Isn't this just perfect." Walter started off. "We're down two people all because they decided to be some goody two-shoes. Fortunately for all of you, I always have plans for these types of scenarios."

"Now that's my favorite drug dealer!" Ted cheered.

"Can you people go two seconds without telling the whole damn world that I'm a drug dealer!?" Walter said in exasperation.

"I dunno, man, I can't say that it's some small detail." Marceline added her own two cents in.

"Says the vampire chick." Walter rebutted. "We're getting off track now, here's the plan…"

While Team Mushroom were talking things over, Team Flower were coming up with plans themselves.

"Hmph, it's not right to lock Judy & Makoto up like that!" Amy said disapprovingly.

"Look, Amy, if you try to make some huge deal out of it," Taco told the pink hedgehog, "You'll probably just end up with them anyways. So I'd suggest we both keep our mouths shut."

"Now this is a challenge where all of you are quite fortunate to have me around," said Doflamingo.

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Taco: Knowing how unhinged this guy is, yeah, he's right for once.

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Daffy then took a random purse out of who knows where, and started dumping a bunch of items on the floor. He flipped the purse back up and pulled out a bomb.

"A smoke bomb, huh, this'll do." Daffy said out loud, "Listen up everyone, I'll set this smoke bomb off, and WHAM! THAT'S when we'll strike! Ya got me?"

"A good plan coming from you? Now that's a surprise." Paul remarked.

"Don't give me that sass, kid!" Daffy put his face against Paul's. "I've had good ideas looong before you were even born!"

Meanwhile in another bank, SpongeBob was helping out with Wario's situation…in his own way.

"PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!" SpongeBob screamed while wearing an oversized sock on his head, "PUT IT IN!"

"Um, you're facing the wrong way sir." The banker told the sponge.

SpongeBob nervously laughed as he turned around, "ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!"

"Will that be from your savings or checking account, sir?" The banker asked.

"Uh, savings."

"May I please see some identification?"

"There you go," SpongeBob handed the banker a membership card for a Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy club.

"Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for your account."

"Barnacles."

Walter & Paul were both able to slip away from their teams for a few seconds, since both of the teams were hiding out at the bank.

"Paul, trust me, I have paid close enough attention that I happen to know one certain teammate on your team's weakness." Walter told the Pokemon trainer.

"That so?" Was all Paul said.

"You could stand to be more of a team player, kid." Walter told him.

"Hmph, I typically work alone." Paul told White bluntly. "Enough about me anyways, what are you talking even talking about?"

"I know who to use as our first target…"

Team Flower hid behind some bushes as Paul caught up with them.

"Wow! This is so exciting!" Trucy said with her voice bubbling up. "It's just like in the movies!"

"Trucy…you're way too excited about this…" Penny said worriedly.

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Penny: Huh, weird how Wario didn't give me some extreme advantage again.

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"Well, I hope my daddy isn't watching cuz otherwise…" Trucy ironically smiled as she said, "That'd be awkward."

Doflamingo's veins slightly showed on his forehead as he said, "What the hell are we waiting for, let's break this joint already."

"We have to wait for Daffy to set that smoke bomb off," Reuben reminded Mingo. "Don't ya remember, pal?"

"And what could that duck do that I couldn't do better?" Doflamingo asked.

"For starters, he…" Reuben stopped as Doflamingo glared daggers at him.

"You're dead when we get back to the cruiser." Doflamingo whispered into Reuben's ear.

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Reuben: …mommy…

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At the bank, it looked…basically like how you'd imagine a bank to look really. Can't exactly come up with a really descriptive way to describe the bank. Anyways, the people were just minding their own business, until Qwark burst through the doors.

"Alright everyone, hands in the air! For none of you even stand a ghost of a chance here!" Qwark told everyone while pointing his ray gun at everyone.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone in the bank were running at each other, screaming while the bankers went back to call 911.

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Qwark: What can I say, old habits die hard when you're a former criminal.

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Usopp came in afterwards while the whole bank started devolving into chaos, "Come on, Qwark! We were supposed to sneak in and everything!"

Qwark then replied, "Whoops…this means we'll have to resort to plan b then."

Usopp grinned. "Heck yeah! You know what, I can forgive that since plan b is SO MUCH COOLER!"

Qwark grabbed Usopp and ran out of the bank. Waluigi & Marceline were beside the bank watching.

"Wah!? Why is the chump with the carrot nose running out of the bank!?" Waluigi said in annoyance.

"I dunno, purple guy," Marceline replied. "Maybe this is some strategy or…WHOA!"

"WAHHHHHH!"

Qwark hopped on Marceline & Waluigi's shoulders while Ted got up on top of Qwark's head.

"What in the world is-a-this!?" Waluigi complained.

"Glad you asked Mister Toothpick," Usopp told Waluigi. "Because this is the Pirate Docking 6 Big Emperor 2 baby!"

"Now that right there is a badass name if I've ever heard of one," Ted gushed. "We look like we can kick some ass and take names here!"

Meanwhile, a certain pirate crew Usopp was in was watching this all play out on a projector snail.

"Hey! Usopp totally stole my idea!" A blue-haired cyborg said. "That is so un-super!"

"This again?" A gloomy woman chuckled while rolling her eyes.

Walter & Hot Dog Water walked up and saw whatever the hell this was.

"Hey, you guys!" Usopp called out to the duo. "We still need a left hand! Why don't either of you hop on!"

"...no…" Walter said bluntly.

"Huh!? No!?" Usopp & Qwark both said in shock.

"This is a complete embarrassment…as goddamn living beings, you should all be ashamed…" Walter told them coldly.

"AS. LIVING. BEINGS!?" Qwark & Ted's jaws dropped at Walter's comment.

"No! Not again!" Usopp whined. "And I didn't need to hear it from the druggie."

"It…hurts even more the second time…" The cyborg said while sobbing.

The dark haired woman laughed at White's remark, "Glad someone agrees with me."

After Walter harshly rejected Usopp's offer, Waluigi & Marceline threw Qwark off of their shoulders.

"WAH! That has to be one of the most humiliating things to ever happen to Waluigi!" Waluigi said in rage. "And that is saying a lot."

"Yeah…hate to say it, Usopp, but this plan just isn't it." Marceline said with slight remorse.

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Marceline: Though, it does sound like something Finn & Jake would love to do *light laugh*.

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"How the hell have the pigs not been called yet?" Walter wondered, right before a smoke bomb went off inside the bank.

Walter smirked as that had happened.

"White, what have you got up your sleeve?" Marcie asked in concern.

As the smoke bomb went off, everyone in the bank besides the contestants had to run out. Team Flower (minus Makoto) ran in after Daffy set the bomb off. All of Team Flower were currently wearing ski masks, even though anyone would recognize a talking taco if they saw it twice.

"Nice job, Daffy!" Trucy praised.

"Guess this will do." Doflamingo grumbled.

"C'mon, now we gotta find the safe!" Taco told everyone.

Team Flower rushed over to the counters, Paul was able to call out Ursaring to break the glass. Daffy, Amy, Trucy, & Reuben went over the desk, and Daffy gave the rest of the team a thumbs up.

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Doflamingo: Reuben better not screw it all up, if he knows what's good for him.

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"Guess we should leave it up to them now." Penny said as the rest of Team Flower stood by.

Paul smirked as he jumped over the desk too. Everyone else looked at each other in confusion.

"That guy is definitely plotting something isn't he?" Taco commented.

Team Mushroom ran in shortly afterwards.

Ted coughed, "Man, what the hell happened here?"

"Those cheaters on the other team must have used a smoke bomb." Waluigi explained.

"HEY! We were here first!" Taco yelled at Team Mushroom, "The money is ours!"

"AHHHH! DOFLAMINGO!" Usopp screeched as he spotted the aforementioned pirate.

"Hey now, you three are outnumbered," Qwark pointed out. "And none of you are capable enough to take someone like me on."

Qwark ran over to punch Doflamingo, but the latter used a bunch of strings to tie Qwark up.

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Qwark: That went better in my head.

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"Ha! All of you think that you can take me on?" Doflamingo asked. "What a joke."

"Pssst, guys." Usopp whispered to Ted & Hot Dog Water since they were the closest to him, "You go on ahead, I'll keep Doffy distacted."

"You sure you're not gonna shit yourself, Pinocchio boy?" Ted whispered back.

"WHA-," Usopp almost yelled and blew his cover, "I mean, I'll have you know I'm a great pirate captain! Th-th-th-this should be a piece of cake…"

"Fine, I already know some things about robbing banks from my time in jail," Marcie added.

Doflamingo fought off Marceline & Waluigi as the latter two tried to get over the counter.

"Take–a-this, pinky!" Waluigi threw a bob-omb at Doflamingo's face.

"DON'T YOU LOSE, DOFFY!" Taco yelled, "WE HAVE TO WIN IT THIS TIME!"

"You sure are competitive." Penny sweatdropped.

The bob-omb did nothing as Doflamingo rebuilt his face with his strings. "You really thought that would defeat me? Give me a break."

"And there's no way you can take us all on." Marceline told Doflamingo, "Heck, Usopp & I beat you last challenge."

"That doesn't count." Doflamingo gritted his teeth, "The both of you won through sheer dumb luck. But it won't happen this time. Your luck has ran out."

Right as Doflamingo said that, Usopp could be heard, "SPECIAL ATTACK, GREEN STAR! GROW UP!"

A giant plant monster sprung up from the ground and started attacking the remaining members of Team Flower.

"Alright, you two!" Usopp called to Ted & Marcie, "Hurry!"

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Walter: He's relying on two of my alliance members? If I didn't already have a target in mind, that would be a bold move.

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Ted & Marcie nodded as they both bolted for the desk. They were long gone by the time Doflamingo sliced the plant into pieces.

"Well, well, looks like the little sniper wants to be next." Doflamingo licked his lips as he looked straight at Usopp.

"Heh heh…I mean…come on…it's all part of the game…right?" Usopp was shaking.

Doflamingo wasn't having any of it as he immediately started chasing Usopp. The latter screamed as he ran away.

"I'll go in after those two," Marceline told her team as she into the back, following Ted & Hot Dog Water.

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Taco: Come on, this is our chance to have a winning streak. I hope Daffy knows what he's doing.

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Doflamingo: You know, I've been so focused on that damn sniper, that I haven't checked up on good ol' Marcie in a while. Oh, I'll get around to it, I will.

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Daffy, Amy, Trucy, & Reuben ran through some kind of vault. Everything was grey or silver, shelves were all over the place, and the room itself was huge with a high ceiling.

Daffy's eyes turned to dollar signs as he said, "WOW! IMAGINE JUST HOW MUCH MOOLA WE COULD LOOT FROM THIS PLACE! IT'LL BE MINE AND ALLLLL MINE!"

"Correction, Daffy," Trucy responded. "It'll be Wario's."

"Yeah, yeah, sure," Daffy waved that off. "But I could keep some of it. Wario can get a little bit, and I'll take the rest!"

"If ya wanna get your head shoved through a trumpet, then be my guest, bump beak." Reuben told Daffy.

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Reuben: It's at least nice to get away from that psychopath for once. I'm missing Gantu already.

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"Bump beak? Are you telling me there's a bump on my beak?" Daffy suddenly went quiet.

"Have you never noticed!?" Amy said, surprised.

"Nah, you're just jealous of my dashing good looks." Daffy told Reuben. "That's why you made up such slander. What do you Disney characters know anyways?"

"What ever ya say, feathers mcgraw." Reube shrugged.

Meanwhile, Ted & Hot Dog Water were following right behind the quartet.

"Hey, Hot Dog Water," Ted said to Marcie. "Where do ya think the edgelord went?"

"I don't know," Hot Dog Water replied. "Not that I care either, the guy's kind of a jerk if you couldn't tell."

The duo ran after the four Team Flower members, up until Ted spotted a computer on a desk, next to some shelves.

"Hey! Now what's this?" Ted ran over to the desktop.

"Ted! We don't have time for this!" Marcie ran after the bear.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

Marcien ran even harder and saw Ted on the computer with a disgusted look on his face. Fortunately for Hot Dog Water, the computer wasn't facing her.

"JESUS! THERE'S A SHIT TON OF DISGUSTING FANART OF WALUIGI AND THAT ONE BITCH FROM ANIMAL CROSSING ON HERE!" Ted exclaimed, "OH MY GOD! THERE'S SMUT FANFICS TOO! OH NO! IT'S HORRIBLE! DON'T LOOK AT IT, HOT DOG WATER! I'M GONNA NEED SOME EYE BLEACH! GOD!"

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT COMPUTER ANYWAYS!?" Marcie yelled back.

"I THOUGHT, MAYBE, THAT FOLDER WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS AND THERE'D BE SOMETHING ON THAT COMPUTER!" Ted tried to reason. "I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE, WHAT'S THIS SHIT, 'WALSABELLE' ON HERE!"

"Be quiet!" Hot Dog Water slapped her hand over Ted and dragged him away from the computer. "Do you want someone to hear us?"

Ted pried Marcie's hand off of his mouth, "Who makes that stuff anyways?"

Back before the show even started, Mr. Resetti was on that computer while working at the bank. You see, things have been rough for him ever since he was fired from his anti-resetting duties.

"Man, those damn goons better enjoy this Walsabelle fanart." Resetti told himself, "This could be a new career for myself! Kids and their new-fangled auto saves…"

"Whatcha doin', Resetti?" A small yellow dog asked out of nowhere.

"ISABELLE!? UHHHHHHHH, NOOOOOTHIIIIIING." Resetti blurted out.

"Ohhhhhh-kay? I just wanted to say hi." Isabelle left.

Resetti then thought as Isabelle left, "You and that purple guy better start smoochin' before I die, YA HEAR ME, ISABELLE!"

Daffy, Amy, Trucy, & Reuben made it to a giant golden vault door. All four stared at it for what seemed like hours. The gold was just so damn shiny. But the one problem was that a huge ass buff guy was guarding the vault door.

"Grrrrrrrrrr…." The buff guy growled.

"Yikes! How do you think we'll get past that guy?" Amy asked.

"Just watch this," Daffy said as he put a blonde wig on, and then handed Reuben a diaper.

"Is that a diaper!?" Reuben asked with his voice raised.

Daffy dressed up as a schoolgirl and skipped up to the buff guy.

"GET OUT, INTRUDER! OR ELSE I WILL SMASH YOU!" The buff guy yelled at Daffy.

Trucy held back a laugh, "S-smash!?"

"Talk about a dirty mind." Amy sighed.

Daffy replied to the buff guy with, "But I'm just an innocent schoolgirl and this is my baby brother."

Daffy stretched his arm out and grabbed Reuben. "PUT ON THE DIAPER!"

"...I'M GONNA SMASH YOU!" The buff guy raised his fist as Daffy & Reuben hugged each other and screamed.

"Hello, it's me, the illusive Mister Hat!" Trucy got Mr. Hat out and made the latter go up to the buff guy.

"...I'M GONNA SMASH THE WEIRD PUPPET MAN!"

"Oh no, don't smash me! Miss Trucy would be heartbroken if I went, ho ho!" Trucy spoke for Mr. Hat.

"GET BACK HERE!" The buff guy ran after Mr. Hat as the latter ran away.

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Daffy: My schoolgirl plan is still better. Reuben should've put the diaper on like I told him.

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Reuben: I don't care what kinda plan the duck cooks up, I am not wearing a diaper.

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Amy & Trucy came out of hiding.

"That was a great plan, Trucy," Amy told the magician.

"Just doing my thing as a magician," Trucy shrugged.

"Humph," Daffy said bitterly before turning over to the vault. "Well, how do ya think we get this thing open?"

Suddenly, the quartet heard a voice.

"Magmortar! Melt that door with a flamethrower!"

The four members of Team Flower jumped right out of the way as a huge red fire monster shot a flamethrower out of two arm cannons. The golden vault door melted right down to the ground. Standing behind the monster, was Paul.

"Couldn't open that door yourselves?" Paul scoffed. "You four are pathetic."

"We could have done that without your help, thank you very much." Amy stepped forward. "Weren't you supposed to stay behind?"

"Yeah, I'm not gettin' involved with this," Reuben said before running into the vault to grab some loot.

Suddenly, Marceline appeared out of thin air as she started laughing.

"Man, thank you guys for melting that door for me," Marceline wiped a tear from her eye. "I really appreciate it by the way."

"Hey, who said we were doing it for you!" Daffy argued.

"I did, now if you excuse me…" Marceline dove for the gold and started grabbing every coin she could.

Daffy & Trucy dove in too to grab some money. Fortunately for Marceline, Ted & Marcie ran in just in time.

"Sorry for the wait, Lin," Hot Dog Water tole Marceline. "But someone decided to wast time."

"It's fine, really," The vampire queen told Marcie. "Less talking more grabbing."

Paul walked off after Amy argued with him. Amy was still pretty annoyed after having that argument. But in the distance, she saw something or someone who looked familiar.

"Huh? Is that…Sonic?" Amy looked and in reality, it was a Weavile that had cardboard quills poorly taped on. 'No no no, pull it together, I promised myself that I would get over that habit…"

Suddenly, the Weavile started showing off, making itself even more irresistible for Amy.

Amy shut her eyes tightly as she tried to resist, but finally, "SOOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIC!"

Amy ran right over to the Weavile, but the latter quickly ran and Amy slammed right into a big red button.

"SONIIIIIC! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU?" Amy called out before a siren started blaring. "...oh no, don't tell me…."

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Walter: *laughing* That girl took the bait, line and sinker.

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Paul: I can't believe that actually worked…does this girl need glasses?

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"WHAT THE!?" Daffy screamed as the sirens went off.

"OKAY WE'VE GOTTA MOVE!" Marceline yelled at her teammates as everyone in the vault bolted out.

Guard Robots came flooding into the storage room as Marceline fended them off with her axe. Daffy pulled a hammer out of hammerspace and started smashing the robots too. Amy ran up to the group.

"OH NO! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!" Amy cried.

"Sorry!?" Reuben blurted out.

"Uhhhhhh, I thought I saw Sonic…and well…old habits die hard they say…" Amy explained.

"You cost us the challenge…OVER A CELEBRITY CRUSH!?" Daffy screamed at Amy.

"Hey, Daffy, we haven't lost yet!" Trucy told the duck.

"Ya sure about that, losers?" Ted said as both he & Hot Dog Water were being carried by Marceline who was flying faster than Team Flower was.

"See you at the Cruiser." Marceline said mockingly.

There was a silence as the quartet kept going.

"Don't…think…I…can…run…any…more….." Reuben was out of breath.

"Where's Paul anyways?" Trucy asked.

Paul returned his Weavile to its pokeball, as he then commanded Magmortar to blast a hole in the wall. The trainer returned Magmortar and sent Honchkrow out.

"Honchkrow, get us out of here." Paul told his pokemon bluntly.

Paul rode on Honchkrow to get out, but instead of going back to the Wario Cruiser, he decided to stay up in the air for a while.

"I'd hate to lose on purpose," Paul thought. "But it'll have to do."

The rest of Team Mushroom & Team Flower (minus Judy, Olivier, Makoto, Usopp, & Doflamingo) were now fighting off the guard robots Amy accidentally sent. Quark shot one with his blaster, while Waluigi was punching and kicking them.

"WHERE DID THESE ROBOTS COME FROM!?" Taco yelled out.

"Wah! We're outnumbered," Waluigi said. "We're not going to make it."

"Not without a fight that is," Walter pulled out a block of meth.

"How is meth going to help us!?" Taco asked.

"That's where you're mistaken," Walter told Taco. "This…is not meth."

Walter threw the block of meth on the ground, and the whole bank BLEW UP! Marceline was able to fly out just in time to deliver the money to Wario.

"Wah? You did it, huh? Well, Team Mushroom wins!" Wario announced.

Paul flew back to the cruise on Honchkrow, "Looks like I was too late."

"Okay, what happened?" Penny asked.

"Let's just say…a certain someone screwed things up real badly." Reuben told the inventor.

All of a sudden, the cast could hear police sirens go off, and they all gunned straight for the Wario Cruiser. As for where Usopp & Doflamingo are…

Usopp was still running.

"Keep running! I love playing with my prey!" Doflamingo said psychotically.

"WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EEEEEEEND!" Usopp exclaimed.

Later at night, in another smaller storage room of the cruiser, were a bunch of folders containing the applications that each contestant filled out. Not just that, but there was…information in those files that Wario kept for…future challenges. Outside the door to those files, were ninja girls, Kat & Ana, guarding them.

"Hey Kat," Ana said to her sister. "Do you know what's inside this room?"

"I dunno," Kat replied. "Wario just seemed to really want us to keep the thing inside safe."

Ana thought for a moment before saying, "Oh! Oh! What if it's some ancient ninja technique!?"

Kat then replied, "Or maybe, it's some super special microgame!"

"Now I wanna look and see!" Ana said while jumping up and down.

"Calm down, Ana." Kat let out a light chuckle, "One little peak won't hurt."

Kat & Ana creaked the door open a little, but before either could go in.

WHAM!

POW!

The ninja girls were both knocked unconscious while having swirls for eyes. Suddenly, Ted appeared out of the shadows with a baseball bat in hand.

"Those were both kids, y'know." Hot Dog Water said as she came out the shadows too. "I don't know about you, but I'd rather not get charged for attacking children."

"Hey, a little whack on the head never hurt anyone." Ted defended himself. "Except for the people getting whacked, but that's no skin off my nose."

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"If they're old enough to guard top secret information, then they're old enough to get a little bonkin'" Ted continued as he and Marcie went inside the storage room.

It was pretty dusty and dull inside, but right on the desk in the back, was an oversized manilla folder.

"Wow, what a great place to put such an important folder." Hot Dog Water remarked, "Just right there in plain sight being guarded by two little kids."

"Let's not give the host any ideas, girl." Ted told Marcie. "Just take the files and run."

Team Flower were all gathered up in the bigger storage room. This time, Mona was the one handing the trophies out.

"Hey, guys, Mona here!" Mona told the team. "Wario told me that he wants me to handle the eliminations from now on since he doesn't feel like learning all of your names."

"Figures," Taco mumbled.

"Well, you all know the drill now," Mona smiled. "So I'll announce the first few who are safe."

"Daffy."

"Taco."

"Trucy."

"Penny."

"Reuben."

"And Doflamingo."

Paul, Amy, & Makoto all remained.

"Now for the last three here, Paul, you couldn't deliver the money in time, and there's some speculation going on about you stalling out time. Makoto, you didn't participate in the challenge, which gave your team a slight disadvantage, and Amy, you were the one who alerted security and indirectly caused the whole bank to get blown up. Now that that's out of the way, Makoto, you're safe."

Makoto grabbed her trophy.

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Amy looked down in shame, "I am so so sorry, guys. I really did think I was over my whole obsession with Sonic."

"I wish you the best on that, Amy." Makoto told the hedgehog.

Right before the trap door was activated, Amy saw Walter in the distance. She very clearly saw that Walter had a real good shit-eating grin on his face too.

"Wait why is…" Amy thought before she gasped, "GUYS WAIT NO! I WAS TRICKED, WALTER…"

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Taco: What was that about Walter? Did that meth-head sabotage us AGAIN!?

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Paul: *facepalming* He just couldn't resist. If Amy had much more time, we would've been screwed.

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The trapdoor was activated, causing Amy to fall out the Wario Cruiser.

"I'M INNOCENT, IIIIIINOOOOOCEEEEEEEENT!"

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Makoto: Well I don't exactly know why I'm being allowed to vote considering I was tied up all episode. But…I guess I'll say Paul knowing how much of a dick he is.

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Paul: This is what happens when you take the bait, farewell Amy.

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Daffy: Whoop-de-doo! Who do I vote off, hmmm, it's not like the Rose girl screwed all of us over.

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Penny: I don't know, Amy is my friend…so…sorry Makoto.

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Votes Altogether;

Amy: Reuben, Daffy, Paul, Taco

Makoto: Penny, Trucy

Paul: Makoto, Doflamingo, Amy

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Hot Dog Water & Ted entered Walter's room where the latter and Paul were both waiting.

"Tch, took you two long enough." Paul said bluntly.

"Always the patient one, I see." Hot Dog Water rolled her eyes.

"Haven't ya seen the movies, edgelord? It's never that easy." Ted told the pokemon trainer.

"This isn't a movie, furrball, this is real life." Paul told Ted. "Waste time again, and I'll make sure you'll get it."

"Ya wanna fight huh, edgelord?" Ted pointed (or at least did something similar to pointing since he doesn't have any fingers) at Paul. "I'll give ya a fight! C'mere!"

"You don't know what you're in for," Paul sighed. "Electivire, come on-"

"Enough you two," Walter interrupted. "If those damn 'pokeymans' wreck this place, I'm not paying for it. Now hand over the files."

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Ted: What a little bitch. Sends out his pokeymons instead of facin' me head on. At least Johnny had the balls to fight me!

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Paul: We're gonna have to get rid of that bear sooner or later. Marcie seems reliable enough, and Walter's smart enough. The bear's only gonna be a handicap in the long run.

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Walter looked through the files as Ted & Marcie peeked beside him.

"You're tellin' me, Pinocchio bitch boy is a member of a pirate crew where the captain's worth 3 million dollars!" Ted said in shock.

"Not dollars, Ted." Marcie pinched the bridge of her nose. "Isn't it obvious that these universes have their own currency?"

"So what, blueberries, dollars, same thing!"

Walter flipped through the pages some more, and finally landed right at the page of Judy Hopps.

"There." Walter murmured.

"How did you know about these files anyways, Walter?" Hot Dog Water asked.

"It was not hard to fish that information out of that dog and cat, I'll tell you." Walter replied.

Walter landed right on Judy's page, "This'll do very nicely. Ya did good kid, and I guess you too, bear."

Walter finally tossed some meth over to Ted, and Ted's mouth was agape. "FINALLY! YOU'RE THE BESTEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR, WALTIE! Well, besides Johnny of course."

Paul snatched the meth right out of Ted's hands and threw it out the window.

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL, EDGELORD!?" Ted exclaimed.

"The last thing YOU need is drugs, and I don't think anyone wants to deal with that." Paul told Ted harshly. "You're already enough of a pain as is."

Ted jumped up into the air and started beating on Paul. Paul tried to pull Ted away from his face, but the latter kept on going.

"HEY! HEY! STOP IT, TED!" Hot Dog Water exclaimed, but Ted wasn't listening.

Finally, the Pokemon trainer socked Ted right in the face, and sent the latter flying.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU TWO STOP THIS DAMN FIGHTING!" Walter exclaimed.

Finally, Ted & Paul both stopped.

"He started it." Paul remarked.

"Oh, make yourself the victim, huh?" Ted replied.

"The meeting's dismissed, good night everyone. Good job on getting the Rose girl out." Heisenberg called the meeting off, and led the rest of his alliance out the door.

Once Ted & Paul were gone, Doflamingo snuck right up on Hot Dog Water. Marcie gasped as she saw the pink-clad pirate.

"How's your progress on being my little mole so far?" Doflamingo asked.

'Uh, well, I was able to get some pages of the files for you." Marcie gave Doflamingo some folders from that file she got for Walter.

"Ahh, now let's see." Doflamingo flipped through the pages. "And there it is."

Doflamingo laughed as he had Walter's profile right in his hands.

20th: Mokey Mouse (Mokey's Show) [Team Flower]

19th: Kirby (Kirby) [Team Mushroom]

18th: Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog) [Team Flower]