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Survivors
Chance: @Elliot YO CAN ME AND TWO TIME BORROW THE KITCHEN??
Elliot: For what?
Two Time: We are curious on the art of culinary cooking!
Chance: not sure what Two Time said just now but i agree! I just came back and me and Two Time found this recipe book that we wanted to try‼️‼️
Elliot: Oh yeah sure just dont make a mess okay?
Chance: HELL YEAH THANKS MAN
Two Time: Thank you for your kindness!
Elliot: its not THAT big of a deal
Also @Builderman i think you need to recheck on the pipes
Builderman: Really? Is it leaking?
Elliot: maybe???? Whenever i use the sink the water seems less than usual
Builderman: I'll check on it then.
Elliot: thanks ill give you a soda on the way
Builderman: No need, I'll get one myself
Elliot: if you say so, I'll be going back to my nap
Taph: Anyone seen Dusekkar??? Builderman has been trying to find him for like 10 mins now
Noob: Thought you would know... But I saw him going to the main cabin :P
Taph: JUST BECAUSE I ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH HIM DOESNT MEAN I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE HE IS
Noob: uhuh! :]
Taph: Oh dont give me that emoticon istg wtv thanks tho Noob
Noob: Yw! :^
Shedletsky: Sorry to interrupt but had anyone seen my sword??? ITS LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN
Noob: I can try to help if you want! :>
Shedletsky: Thanks man! Imma check
Noob: Is it just me or do i smell smth burnt in the main cabin?? (T_T)
Shedletsky: You smell it too??? It honestly reached the admins cabinnnnn
Taph: Thought that was just my bombs lmaoo
Noob: Ill check the kitchen..! :D
Shedletsky: Aight then, stay safe lolol.
Noob: THERES SMOKE COMING OUT <:(
Taph: IS THAT WHY I SMELL SMOKE NEAR THE CABINS?
Dusekkar: Ah, is that why I see smoke coming out from the kitchen ventilation? Builderman pointed it out when he was trying to fix the pipes.
Shedletsky: WAUTWIAT WHAT?? ? ? IM COMING THERE RIGHT NOW
Elliot: Whats happening
WAIT RHE FREAKING KITCHEN?????
Noob: YEAH THE KITCHEN T-T
Dusekkar: Thick smoke is coming out from the kitchen vents, be careful.
Elliot: CHECKING NOW
!!!
Opening the kitchen door, two familiar faces come out coughing. One gripping his glasses and the other seemingly praying, thanking their god for saving them.
"THAT WENT SO OFF RAILS TWO TIME..."
"Thank you spawn, thank you for forgiving us for our sins...! We would be dead right now if it werent for your forgiveness!!!"
Shedletsky just silently brought Noob outside as Elliot scolded the two culprits.
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Guest 1337: And thats how my search is going, I'm still trying to find him.
Builderman: Goodluck, even if he's pretty dangerous to be around, I'll be turning off my phone again to focus on other stuff.
Guest 1337: He changed.
Builderman: I doubt it, but I trust you Guest
Bye Guest
Guest 1337: Bye aswell then.
Shedletsky: Turns out its just Two Time and Chance in there.
Dusekkar: Where did the smoke come from then?
Shedletsky: Presumably them, they maybe almost burnt the kitchen when in there.
BOTH OF THEM ARE GETTING FLAMMEDDDD!!!
Noob: I feel bad for them honestly :(
Taph: Honestly Noob, DONT FEEL BAD FOR THEM MAN! These two together is like something evil waiting to happen lolol
Noob: Still...! <:(
Taph: Fair enough tho
Dusekkar: Just wanted to point out Builderman is very disappointed.
Shedletsky: Nice.
Elliot: THESE FUCKING IDIOTS ALSO LEFT THEIR PHONE OUTSIDE AND LOCKED THEMSELVES IN THE KITCHEN WHEN TRYING TO COOK.
ARE THEY TRYING TO DIE??? WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF WE CAN DIE HERE IN THE INTERMISSION.
Shedletsky: LOLL what were they even trying to make????
Elliot: SOME ODD CREATION BRO even they dont know what they were cooking LIKE CMON
Shedletsky: Well atleast they learnt a new lesson!
Elliot: And I learnt I shouldn't let a privileged rich bitch who never touched a stove top ever and a vegan cultist who thought milk came from the blood of cows to cook in the kitchen.
Shedletsky: BAHAHAHAHHA
The quiet sobs echoed throughout the forest, pain spiked through from his lower half, 007n7 continued to isolate himself as he continued walking, trying to not focus on the blood pooling through his pants.
Guest 1337 marched on forward into the forest, not caring if its getting too deep for his own liking. In his eyes, everyone, especially 007n7, must be top priority in terms of safety. Hearing the faint sobs inside the forest, he rushed to the location, just wanting the fellow survivor back 'home' safely.