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1. Of Monsters and Men by Azurlite

   Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   17 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Robert "Bob" Reynolds/John Walker (Marvel)
   • Yelena Belova & Robert "Bob" Reynolds
   • Robert "Bob" Reynolds (Marvel)
   • Yelena Belova
   • John Walker (Marvel)
   • Melissa Gold
   • Valentina Allegra de Fontaine
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Ava Starr
   • cameos - Character
   • The Witcher AU
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • If you don't know anything about the witcher it's fine
   • witchers are just fantasy medieval supersoldiers
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Monsters
   • Arranged Marriage
   • but not between sentryagent
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • as in bob makes a baby by accident (not mpreg)
   • pretty graphic description of violence but each chapter will have a warning at front if it applies

   Summary

   In which John's a Witcher, Bob's a runaway mage, and Yelena suffers through their existence.
   (Someone has to deal with their dumb decisions, up to and including their invoking of the Law of Surprise.)

   Or, alternatively:

   Bob is sold for three gold medals by his father.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,676

   Chapters:

   2/4

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   128

   Bookmarks:

   20

   Hits:

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