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This is rlly unfunny and cringe sighh

This is used as a silly thing for me HUAHAHAHAHA

Most of these are fluff btw

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Jane Doe then was running away from her rotten cheese looking ahh brother John Doe.

Like dawg go get someone else before she projects her period cramps onto him

The round ended as every survivors that was still alive was sent to the lobby.

"Ow?!"

Bacon yelped as they felt a fuckass box falling ontop of them, and IT WAS HEAVY AS FUCK

"LMAOAOAOAO???" Bloxxer laughed. "SYBAU." Bacon yelled  at him.

Actually, inside the box was a bunch of phones.

"Wait.. Does that mean we can call people??" Jane Doe asked. "Maybe. It's a worth of a try."

Brickbattler chose a phone that has a sword keychain, sadly, there's only contacts of the survivors but not anyone else across Roblox.

"Nope. We have only our own contacts, sadly." Brickbattler sighed.

"Oh! Oh! I have an idea." Pizza Dave then took the pizza themed phone and started to tap on it.

Gc;

Pizza Dave created a group

Pizza Dave added 10 contacts into the group

Pizza Dave named the group "Survivors <3"

Survivors <3

Pizza Dave: Hii!!

BrickBattler and 8 others are online!

BrickBattler: Hi.

Wait

These can actually be useful.

Jane Doe: Yeah, we can chat eachother through rounds!

Though.. Who even sent these phones??

Bloxxer: Who cares?!?! We can nickname eachother here!

Bloxxer nicknamed Bacon "Not Sigma"

Not Sigma: HEY.

Bloxxer: LAMOAOAO

Bacon nicknamed Bloxxer "Bad Aimer"

Bad Aimer: GHHRRR

Not Sigma: i mean, I'm not wrong

Bad Aimer: sybau 💔💔

Not Sigma: YOU SHUT UP

FAG

Bad Aimer: 😟😟😟

I'M NOT GAY

Not Sigma: Yeah but you're single

Bad Aimer: KYS 😡😡😡😡

I don't even want to mingle with anyone yucky yucky ewww

Not Sigma: I don't even know how would someone like you tbh LOL

Bad Aimer: @Pizza Dave

Pls help mw he's a bully :(((

Pizza Dave: @Not Sigma

DOWN BOY.

Not Sigma: yes sir

😓

Not Sigma went offline.

Noob: What the fuck is happening here 💔💔

[Guest replied to Noob: Hi]

Noob: OMG HII!!!

Guest: :)

Noob: WANNA MATCH???

Guest: Okay!

Noob: YAYY

Noob nicknamed themselves as "HyperLaserGuy"

Noob nicknamed Guest "SprayCanGuy"

SprayCanGuy: based on our ability

Cutw

Cut*

Cyute

CUTE

HyperLazerGuy: Haha!

SprayCanGuy: (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

HyperLazerGuy: ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Blow a kiss back!

SprayCanGuy: Okay

♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

Pizza Dave: That's so cute!!

Can i match??

HyperLazerGuy: Uhm

Okay!

Pizza Dave: Yay!

Pizza Dave nicknamed themselves as "PizzaGuy"

PizzaGuy: Yippe!

Builderman: Who ia HyperLazerGuy 

Oh wait

Noob?

HyperLazerGuy: Hi Mr. Builder!

Builderman: Hi.

Go to bed.

[HyperLazerGuy and PizzaGuy reacted with; 👍]

SprayCanGuy: Okay

Everyone went offline.

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Forsaken;

Noob then fell to the floor after the round has ended.

Round ended.

Survivors won!

Everyone cheered at their victory after dying and losing for 5 times in a row.

As a gift, they saw a box in the middle of the cabin, and you knew it, it was phones.

Everyone took the things that are related to them, like 007n7 picking up the red phone case that has a c00lgui keychain.

They saw the contacts

Blah blah blah

They used it

GC;

Chance made a group

Chance added 10 contacts in the group

Chance named the group "SURVIVORS 🔥💯💯"

SURVIVORS 🔥💯💯

007n7 and 8 others went online!

007n7: Hello. What is this?

Chance: Hey, i thought it'll be cool to make a gc lol

007n7: Ah, okay.

007n7 went offline.

Chance: Wait no come back vro 💔

Elliot: Don't

Chance: Why ☹️

Elliot: Because

Two Time: Greetings to you all, is this a modern technology called.. Phones?

Noob: You never had a phone before?

How could you send a message to your loved ones?

Two Time: I don't need to use this gadget for the Spawn will talk to me spiritually.

And my loved one is dead

Noob: oh

Chance: dang

Anyways!!

@Elliot

@007n7

I want to show y huyss something

Get online rq

Elliot: What is it now

007n7: I'm busy

Chance: C'mon just stay for a bit

[007n7 reacted with; 👍]

Elliot: Okay, this better be good because I'm making pizza rn

And don't even joke lad.

Chance: Yeah, yeah, i promise it'll be good.

007n7: 🤨

Okay

Chance named 007n7 "IWantPizza."

Chance named Elliot "IAmPizza."

Chance went offline

IAmPizza: CHAMCE YOU FUCKET

IWantPizza: 😐

IAmPizza: How to change

IWantPizza: Idk

IAmPizza: You're a fucking hacker and you don't even know??

IWantPizza: I'm tired to help

IAmPizza: You're kidding.

IWantPizza: I saw what i say, Elliot.

IAmPizza: DAWG I DON'T WANT TO MATCH WITH YOU.

IWantPizza: But i do.

[IWantPizza deleted their message]

IAmPizza: I SAW THAT. YOU AIN'T SLICK.

FYM???

IWantPizza went offline.

Shedletsky: CLIP THAT.

Gayy

IAmPizza: UR GAY

Shedletsky: ☹️

😡

IAmPizza: Whatever have fun or ehh

IAmPizza went offline.

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THIS FUCKASS FIC WHY DID I EVEN MAKE THIS

Anyways, yes.. there's ships

TR:UD;

Acorn/Jane

Noob/Guest

C00lkidd/Pizza Dave (??)

Builderman/Telamon

John Doe/1x1

Forsaken;

Pizzaburgerr 👅👅

John/Jane Doe(?)

John/1x1

JOHN/JANE/1X1 POLY!!!

Noob/Sixer

Shedletsky/Builderman (Maybe)

77Noli (both Romantic and Platonic uuehahr cough)

NO SMUT BUT 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Energy...

My humour is not Funneh

Heh.. Funneh... I like that name..

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The killers has this castle like mansion idk called Killer's Domain cuz i don't want them to be homeless cuz ain't no way they are all evil assed and is homeless LMAO

"Why is there a box here." 1x1 looked down at the box as C00lk1dd fucking jumped down. "HOLY SHIT?! WHERE DID YOU FUCKING COME FROM?!"

"MY AMAZON BOX!!!" C00lk1dd said as his spider claws twitched

Ew

1x1 then shrugged it off as C00lk1dd recklessly opened the box but they frowned and looked at 1x1.

"Why are there phones :(((" C00lk1dd frowned further as 1x1 rolled their eyes and and took one that has a 1x1x1x1x1x1 codes all around it.

They all get their phones and made a gc huhahdh

GC;

C00lkidd made a group chat

C00lk1dd added 6 contacts

C00lk1dd named the group chat "The C00l Killers."

The C00l Killers;

C00lk1dd: Oh this is FUN.

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C00lk1dd nicknamed 1x1x1x1 "Edge lord ahh."

C00lk1dd nicknamed John Doe "QueerKing."

C00lk1dd nicknamed Guest 666 "Bad Hitbox."

C00lk1dd nicknamed 4nn1 "Mommy Issues."

C00lk1dd nicknamed BloxWatch "Creep."

C00lk1dd nicknamed Rust_010 "Faker."

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Edge lord ahh: what the fuck

1x1x1x1 nicknamed C00lk1dd "Unc00lk1dd."

Unc00lk1dd: FUCK YOU

Mommy Issues: Why is my name like this?

C00lk1dd you suck!!

Mommy Issues went offline.

Faker: I am genuinely confused why you named me like ts.

Bad hitbox: I hate you all my hitbox is NOT bad.

QueerKing: Liar, liar pants on fire

Bad Hitbox: Shadow Milk acting ahh 🙏🙏🙏

QueerKing: People with bad hitboxes shouldn't talk imo

Bad Hitbox: You also have bad hitbox

QueerKing: Yeah but your's worst.

Bad Hitbox: How is yours any better?

QueerKing: Shut up

Faker: How do i change

Oh

Rust_010 nicknamed themselves as "ShotgunLover"

ShotgunLover: Better.

Unc00lk1dd: i just noticed there's youtube

YES I CAN WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET AND BECOME BRAINROTTED AGAIN!!!

Edge lord ahh: You're cringe enough how are you gonna make it even worse.

QueerKing: @Edge lord ahh 1x1, i acquire your presence.

Edge lord ahh: why

QueerKing: Please ☹️

I'm lonely.

Unc00lk1dd: EWWW QUEERS!!

Edge lord ahh: Say who like that pizza guy who runs you over.

Unc00lk1dd: Heh... He should do it again 👅👅👅

Edge lord ahh: what

[Unc00lk1dd deleted the message.]

Edge lord ahh: Awh come on why does it take so long to screenshot. Fuck this fuckass phone.

Ts pmo.

Unc00lk1dd: No one will believe u.

Edge lord ahh: Kys.

[QueerKing replied to Edge lord ahh: 1x1 I'm lonely.]

Edge lord ahh: Okay wait holy shit.

Edge lord ahh and QueerKing went offline.

Creep: ???

What is this 

ShotgunLover: Hi. This is a gc

Creep: How do you say something

Oh wait

[ShotgunLover reacted with; 😐]

Creep: Why is my name like this

ShotgunLover: C00lkidd.

Creep: Ah, i should've expected.

How to change

Please

ShotgunLover: Just tell me what you want your nickname be

Creep: Just BloxWatch ig

ShotgunLover nicknamed Creep "Stan from Identity fraud."

Stan from Identity fraud: What the fu lk

Change it

Asshole

ShotgunLover: <33

ShotgunLover went offline.

Stan from Identity fraud: I will fucking hunt you down.

You weren't a myth

And I'll make sure you weren't even alive.

[ShotgunLover reacted with; 🥱]

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Forsaken;

C00lkidd made a group

C00lkidd added 9 contacts

C00lkidd named the group as "Teh C00l gang!!"

Teh C00l gang!!;

Bluudud: It's "the" not teh fucking idiot 

C00lkidd: I don't care!

Also uhmmgmfm..

WANNA PLAY???

Bluudud: No

Actually

Yes

Come 1v1 me in CoD loserr

C00lkidd: I'm not a loser >:((

But okay

Pr3typriincess: Oooo

This looks fun to do!

Bluudud whay the fuck why did you throw C00lkidd

Bluudud: Because they beat me in CoD! They're hacking.

They suck at CoD ://

C00lkidd wails in pain, whining a "My head huuurtss..!!!" C00lkidd cried at the other room with bluudud.

"Shut up! You're gonna get me in trou—"

"Wh4t 1s g01ng 0n h3r3." 1x1 asked, looking down at the two while holding a phone.

"Bluudud hit me!"

"Did not!"

"Did to!"

The two kids started to bicker which caused to bang his hand to the wall to get their attention.

"L00k. 1 d0n't g1v3 tw0 sh1ts 4b0ut 4ll 0f th3 b1ck3r1ng. But, w3 c4n't 4ff0rd g3tt1ng th3 sp3ctr3 m4d."

1x1 glared down at the two who looked up at him.

C00lkidd was frowning and bluudud wasn't phased.

"D0 y0u w4n't t0 g3t pun1sh3d?!" 1x1 raised his voice which made C00lkidd flinch a bit.

"What if i did?" Bluudud smirked.

"...N0 C0D."

"WHAT."

"F0r 3 w33ks."

"WHAT?! NO! FUCK YOU!!" Bluudud whined as C00lkidd taunted him with a "Haha!"

Pointing him.

"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!!" Bluudud yell.

There is no way getting into these two. With a sigh, he left.

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Teh c00l gang!!;

John Doe: I saw a pretty lady

What's her name

😍

Noli: Dawg that's your wife.

John Doe: But I don't have a wife??

Jason: We've been through this, let's just leave him.

John Doe: What's her number

Should i ask

Wait

I'm nervous

😓

1x1x1x1: I'm pretty she doesn't want you.

John Doe: But i want her

1x1x1x1: You'll live without her.

Azure: Holy shit stop getting all jelly with yo hatred builderman looking ahh.

1x1x1x1: Jelly??

Azure: Jealous*

1x1x1x1: I'm not jealous.

Azure: Yeah you are.

1x1x1x1: Kys

I hate you

I wish you fucking burn by the spawns itself

Azure: sybau 💔

1x1x1x1 went offline. 

John Doe: Did i do something wrong or what

Azure: Nothing, he was just jealous.

John Doe: Of what

Wait

I should ask him

Azure: Goodluck with that

John Doe: Nevermind i should ask the lady out

First

Azure: Goodluck with that

Again

Wait why am i even saying this

I mean i wish you nothing but bad luck

[John Doe reacted with; 😒]

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The mischaracterization is crazu I'm so soz 💔💔

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Survivors <3

PizzaGuy: Round is startingg

Onn uhhh

Captue The Flag

Maybe

Jane Doe: Yeah, we are aware

Don't worry about this!

Just get your pizzas ready.

PizzaGuy: Okayy!! ^^

[Jane Doe reacted with; 💕]

Acorn Hair: @Not Sigma

Why is your name like that bro

Whatever, anyways

Don't die again or I'll get through the 6 stages of grief 

Not Sigma: You mean 5 stages of grief?

Acorn Hair: no

There's an extra one

Not Sigma: And that is?

Acorn Hair: Planning my doom

[Jane Doe reacted with; 😢]

Not Sigma: oh

Acorn Hair: Sorry to make you sad, Jane

Jane Doe: It's alright

Just don't joke like that

Acorn Hair: okay

Sorry.

Jane Doe: It's okayy

[Acorn Hair reacted with; 🤎]

Builderman: Stop banging my daughter

Acorn Hair: What

WHAT

???

Builderman: Sorry Telamon told me to do that

Telamon: I TOLD GOY NOT TO SNITCH

HOW VOUTLD YOU DO THIS TO MEZM???A

Builderman: Are you oay

Okwy

Okay

Telamon: Yeah

SprayCanGuy: Round started

Goodluck everyone

[Brickbattler and 8 others reacted with; ❤️🫂💯]

The round started as C00lk1dd was the killer.

They chased Bacon around since he is the weakest (and the most useless) one in the group. He laughed and took a strike and it didn't blow a hit, well.. Not yet.

Bacon wheezed in relief and jumped down, rolled onto the dirt and continued running.

C00lk1dd is still on his tail and found Builderman, which he went behind him as Builderman stunned C00lk1dd.

"ARGH..?!—"

C00lk1dd then opened his eyes only to see Pizza Dave fucking spawned a motorbike and ran him over.

C00lk1dd screeched as Pizza Dave pulled out his phone and his motorbike despawning

He stumbled back a bit and messaged the group

Survivors <3

PizzaGuy: Got em!

Noob and Bloxxer use ur guns

We finna jump him 😎

HyperLazerGuy: Got it!

Noob then pointed his hyperlazer and shot C00lk1dd but missed.

"...Oops." Noob muttered as C00lk1dd snapped his head and started to use his spider claws to FUCKING CRAWL UP AT THE TOWER

"HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKASS GET OFF GET OFF"

Noob the used their feet to kick C00lk1dd off.

"That's POINTLESS." C00lk1dd got up and used one of their spider claws to attack but Noob pushed them down.

Impatient, he decided to get more people.

For a while

He got Jane

Telamon

Brickbattler

Guest

Aand Acorn

Bacon, Noob, Bloxxer, Builderman and the two other

Tux and Pizza Dave are the current only survivors left.

C00lk1dd is becoming more and more impatient, which made it snap something.

"Welp, here goes the blood moon." Builderman sighed as Bacon panicked, corrupted survivors are surrounding them.

Survivors <3

Not Sigma: @PizzaGuy

@HyperLazerGuy

@Tux

WHERE ATE TOU YISS

GUYS??

HyperLazerGuy: Just stay there, we have a plan

Bad Aimer: FYM???

HyperLazerGuy: JUST TRUST US

Not Sigma: Okay sigh 

Suddenly, a motorbike ran over at least one corrupted survivor and got the other three into the small motorbike.

"THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA!!" Bacon yelled as Noob shot C00lk1dd to make sure he is stunned while his minions tries to chase after the 6.

Builderman noticed it about to despawn, he got off and held his Alarm Mines and Ban Hammer in both of his hands separately.

He placed down an Alarm Mine in the middle and swiftly stunned at least two neared corrupted survivors, stunning them and the Alarm Mines slowing them down.

He was about to run to the Portal only to find getting hit by his own daughter, Jane Doe.

Jane then threw him down as he was downed. Dead.

"Builderman..?!" Tux looked at him, wanting to save the poor moderator.

Only for Shedletsky to throw his wind force as an attack but missed oh so sadly.

The 5 got out boom everyone was back

"HOLY SHIT?!?!" Bacon cheered after surviving after dying for the 6th time

Survivors <3

Jane Doe: Congrats everyone!

Sorry for dying ao fast

So*

Acorn Hair: It's alright i died to

Jane Doe: oh yeah! Acorn, thanks for saving me ^^

Acorn Hair: Your welcome

😁

Bloxxer nicknamed Jane Doe "Lesbiania."

Bloxxer nicknamed Acorn Hair "Bacon Hair."

Bloxxer nicknamed Not Sigma "Acorn Hair."

Bad aimer: Good luck

Bacon Hair: What the guvk

Bloxxer i will

This is confusing

Lesbiania: My nickname sounds funny :)

Acorn Hair: It fits you lololol

Bacon Hair: Wanna hang out in the treehouse

Jane?

Lesbiania: Sorry Bacon I'm kinda busy

Bacon Hair: It's Acorn

Bloxxer switched me and Bacon's name

But okay

Lesbiania: Wait noo

I wanna go :((

Telamon: This people are gay

Istg

Acorn Hair: How are you any diff tho lmao

Telamon: Fym

Acorn Hair: stop looking at Builderman's ass geez

Telamon: HEY??

NOT COOL MAN

Builderman: what

Telamon: First of all, that's untrue

Second of all, i don't like builderman he's a meanie

Builderman: Wow.

Woooow.

Telamon: What??

Builderman: We've been coworkers for years and fhis is how you treat me

I'm leavinv

Telamon: wait no I'm sorry come back 😢😢

Five minutes later

Telamon: BACON THIS IS UR FAULTT I AHTE YOU

Acorn Hair: ???

DAWG WHAT DID I DO??

Telamon: GET YOUR ASS HERE

Acorn Hair: HOLT SHIT YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT??

OH MY

PIZZA DAVE'S CONTACTS

Telamon: WHERE IS HE.

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Bacon Hair: Telamon is after me

Bacon Hair: Dude you have to help me

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TUX'S CONTACTS

Pizza Dave sent a photo

Pizza Dave: what am i supposed to do here.

Tux: 😟

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Forsaken;

With a final strike from 1x1, Elliot was dead.

007n7 looked at the lifeless body in horror and ran off.

That was so stupid of him.

Why was he so slow to take that pizza?!

Stupid.

Stupid.

007n7, Taph and Guest 1337 are the last people left

"🍕👉💀😢" Taph says with emojis (Or hand signals)

007n7 gripped his still injured arm, it was still bleeding as Guest 1337 can see the look of guilt, fear and sadness.

007n7 was basically mentally prepared and is bracing himself for Elliot to lash out on him.

The round ended as everyone was sent back, 007n7 looked down at the ground as the survivors won.

Even if they won, 007n7 was still on edge.

Most of the time being, he didn't interact with Elliot but DAMN did he want to apologize so badly.

Without a choice, he went to Elliot at the kitchen, he looked at him who seemed frustrated.

007n7 walked up to him but before he could even do anything, Elliot spat out a word "Don't."

Elliot looked at the pathetic man with a glare. "I don't want to hear your apology. Whatever you did is what you did. It doesn't matter." Elliot then took the pizza box, opened it and shoved one on 007n7's mouth. "Thank me later."

He says in a less violent tone and gave the pizza box to everyone else as a victory.

SURVIVORS 🔥💯 💯;

Dusekkar: Well done everyone!

This is truly a wonderful victory.

Chance: How did i die first 💔💔

Two Time: I am sure that it was your weapon that you weld.

Chance: Sigh

Shedletsky: How did you even sigh in text LOL

Chance: shut up 

IAmPizza: hello

Oh mt god my name

Chance change it

Please

Chance: No

IAmPizza: You are rhe worst

Dusekkar: May i ask who is "IAmPizza"?

Chance: It's Elliot

He's matching with 007n7 HAHA

Dusekkar: Really? What's 007n7 nickname?

IWantPizza: Hi

Chance: Hi n7

IWantPizza: Hello Chance

Dusekkar: Oh!

I never expected Elliot to match with 007n7 out of everyone here.

IAmPizza: I DIDN'T DO THIS CHANXE DID

I DON'T WANT TO MATCH WITH THAT GUY

I DON'T WANNA

IWantPizza: yeah uh

Can i chancge now Chance?

Chance: Mmmmm...

No

IWantPizza: awh

Please?

Chance: Since you asked so so nicely

Sure

IWantPizza: Thank you

:)

[IAmPizza replied to Chance: Bruh]

IWantPizza nicknamed themselves as "C00lBurger."

C00lBurger nicknamed IAmPizza "Elliiot."

C00lBurger: Oh wait, i accidentally made the i doubled.

Sorry 

Elliiot: Actually, just keep it.

C00lBurger: are you sure?

Elliiot: I mean, at least you tried i guess...

C00lBurger: ah, your welcome

Elliiot: yea

Chance: GAYY

HOLY SHIT

Elliiot: What?

Chance: YOU KEPT THE NICKNAME 007N7 GAVE YOU BUT NOT ME

Elliiot: Idk what ur talking about

Shedletsky: He's calling you gay lmao

Elliiot: How tho

Builderman: You appreciated 007n7's nickname for you, even if it was a mistake

And you kinda hate em

Elliiot: So?? I'm just

Being nice

At least he didn't make fun of me idk

Chance: Help even if 007n7 didn't change your nickname I'm pretty sure the "IAmPizza" thing doesn't bother you that much 😭

Elliiot: Shut up

Gambler

C00lBurger: Actually, that gave me an idea

C00lBurger nicknamed Chance as "Gambling4lifers"

Gambling4lifers: Sick, man! Thanks

C00lBurger: your welcome :)

Gambling4lifers: :3

C00lBurger: That looks cute

:3

Gambling4lifers: Yeaa

Kitty

I prefer bunnies though

C00lBurger: Bunnies are also cute

Elliiot: this Convo is boring I'm leaving

Gambling4lifers: Your jealousy sickens me

Elliiot: I'm not jealous

Shedletsky: Dawg this ain't an airplane no need to announce your departure 😭😭🥀🥀

Elliiot: kys

C00lBurger: okay, bye Elliot

Elliiot: Actually nevermind

7 pm me rq

I have something to say

C00lBurger: okay

Shedletsky: "Everyone's watching, let's go to DMs" ahh 7n7 and Elliot 🙏

Gambling4lifers: LMAOO???

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This is becoming daily now

The daily thing is a lie i became a bit burnt out

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Unc00lk1dd: @Mommy Issues wanna watch something cool

Mommy Issues: what is it?

I'm playing with my toys

Unc00lk1dd: I don't care abt your toys come here rq

Mommy Issues: Finee

EWW 

SKIBIDI TOILET IS WEIRDD YUCKKK

Unc00lk1dd: LMAOAOWOWOWOA

Mommy Issues: I HATE YOUUU >:(((

Edge lord ahh: C00lkidd what did you do to my contacts

Unc00lk1dd: Huh??

Fym

Edge lord ahh: Why do i have my contacts doubled

Unc00lk1dd: Help i also have my contacts doubled WHAT 😭🙏

QueerKing: Should we add them

They look like back up accounts.

The only thing is that, I didn't make any back up accounts 

Edge lord ahh: Me neither.

Unc00lk1dd: I'm pretty sure all of my alt accs are banned 💔💔

Rest in peace my 007n7 account 😢

Did many good memories with it...

ShotgunLover: Didn't the 007n7 account posted a naked butt photo from a movie?

Unc00lk1dd: Exactly 💯💯

Edge lord ahh: he did ehat

Unc00lk1dd: read it again, granpops

Edge lord ahh: dawg I'm not that old

QueerKing added John Doe

QueerKing added 1x1x1x1

QueerKing added C00lkidd

QueerKing: Felt like it

1x1x1x1: What is this

Who rhe fuck is QueerKing

C00lkidd: HII!!!!

HELLO HELLO!!

WHAT IS THIS?!?!????

Unc00lk1dd: bruh

I do NOT act like that

C00lkidd: Unc00lk1dd? Are you like a uncool version of me??

Unc00lk1dd: No, 1x1 made my name like this

Edge lord ahh: dawg YOU made my name like this

1x1x1x1: Okay, what's going on

John Doe: screenshotting ts

Trud killers randomly gets knowledge and explain that they're from an another universe idk 

It's 9 pm right now I ain't doing allat

C00lkidd: THAT'S SO COOL?!?!?! SO LIKE . WHAT AM I LIKE THERE OTHER ME!!!

Unc00lk1dd: yk.. Doing cool stuff and hacking people yk yk

I'm so awesome

C00lkidd: TAHT SOONDS SOO AWESOME;!; I'M JUST LIKE MY DADD!!

Unc00lk1dd: i have a dad??

C00lkidd: yeahh!! 007n7! He's so cool!

Unc00lk1dd: ..oh

Uhh

Well, 007n7 is uh

Me

Yeah

C00lkidd: wait wut

Wait so

I'm dad??

Unc00lk1dd: but c00ler!

C00lkidd: But my dad is wayy c00ler!!

Unc00lk1dd: whatever u say ig

QueerKing: 1x1 i need your assistance

Edge lord ahh: I don't want to be with you rn

QueerKing: pls

I promise to uhh

Make ur sword better

PLEASE

Edge lord ahh: no

What do you want anyways

QueerKing: I have something to show you

Edge lord ahh: okay fine

Don't do anything stupid

QueerKing: yay <3

Edge lord ahh: you should've pm'ed me when you're going to talk like that

QueerKing: but i want to talk here tho

Unc00lk1dd: "Heh.. Let them see... Let them know you're mine..." Ahh John Doe 🙏

1x1x1x1: what

John Doe: woah,

I should probably do that

1x1x1x1: pls don't

John Doe: 1x1 3<

Uh wait

<3

1x1x1x1: dawg go find your wife

John Doe: I don't have a wife??

C00lkidd: i thought yuo were jeelouse when mr. John had a wife??

Unc00lk1dd: LMAO WHAT

1x1x1x1: no shut up

John Doe: it's okay I don't mind having two people at once

1x1x1x1: what

John Doe: :33

ShotgunLover: Wait who is your wife?

John Doe: who is you

ShotgunLover: I'm Rust_010

I scared many kids lmao

I have a cool shotgun too

C00lkidd: WHATT!!!

CAN I TRY???

I CAN SHOOT THINGS LIKE BAD GUYS AND LOOK SUPER DUPER AWSOMEZ!!!

ShotgunLover: haha

No

C00lkidd: awh :(

1x1x1x1: John's wife is Jane fucking Doe

[Unc00lk1dd, ShotgunLover and 2 others reacted with; 😨🤔]

Unc00lk1dd: OH SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!

1x1x1x1: what

ShotgunLover: Jane Doe and John Doe in our universe are siblings

They were raised by Builderman

John Doe: So.. 

The lady is mt sister?

1x1x1x1: not in this universe of ours

Idiot

John Doe: ah, okay

Yay 💕

Unc00lk1dd: why does tjis remind me of

Nvm

Stan from Identity fraud: I have awoken

What has happened while i was taking a peaceful slumber?

ShotgunLover: alot

Mommy Issues: hii!! Wanna play dress up, mr bloxwatch?? :)

1x1x1x1: now who is that

Mommy Issues: I am 4nn1! As in Annie!

Or Anni..

C00lkidd: i wanna play too!

1x1x1x1: C00lkidd this is from a different universe

C00lkidd: darn i keep on forgetting :(

[Mommy Issues reacted with; ☹️]

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Forsaken;

Noli: what is that picture

John Doe: us from diff universe loll

Noli: Cool where is me

John Doe: you didn't exist LMAOAOA

Noli:



John Doe: wha

Azure: YHAT CEASHED MY FUCKASS PHOEN

Noli: L PHONE BOZOOO 😜😜😜

Azure: fuck you and your shi

Bluudud: someone help

I'm missing my gaming streak

PR3TYPRIINCESS STOP FORCIJG ME TO HAVE TEA OARTIESS

Pr3typriincess: no lol <3

Noli: Bluudud not swearing..? This is a rare sighting...

Bluudud: fuck you

Noli: nevermind FUCK

1x1x1x1: I'm back and what the guck

I'm leaving

The other gc is at least decent

Azure: wow.

Just leaving us like that?

John Doe: me too

Azure: bruh

C00lkidd: me too!!

You guys are boring which is uncool!

You are uncool!

Noli:☹️☹️☹️☹️😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔

I'M COOL 💔💔💔

Azure: Stop with yo lying ass

Noli: Don't make me send your ex over

Azure: don't make me send 7n7 over

Noli: actually

That's a good idea

It's a date

Azure: what

Noli: what's his number again

Jason: dawg that's your college friend and you don't know

Noli: no lol

Jason: loser

Noli: SHUT UP

HELP ME OUT HERE

Wait

C00LKIDD

C00lkidd: yeahyeahyeah??

Noli: I'

ll give you a very epic C00lgui like ur dad's if you give me his phone number

C00lkidd: RALLY?? OKAYY

IT'S [XXX XXX XXXX]

Noli: thx kid

Promise is a promise

Jason: you're scamming the poor child 💔

Noli: no I'm not

Shut up

Anyways gotta get ready lolol

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This was rushed augh

Chapter Text

Also Brickbattler x 007n7 crackship cuz this is my fic and i can do MY SHIT!NN

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Survivors <3

Brickbattler: who tf is 007n7

Isn't that a hacker

Mayhaps?

Bacon Hair: Yes, i believe it was C00lkidd though. Or maybe C00lkidd is 007n7 in that matter..

Why though?

Brickbattler: I have his contacts.

Isn't he considered as.. Dead?

Most of the myths and exploiters in the banlands are dead.

Builderman: Yes. You are correct. Though, 007n7 got out, it's just his soul and mind just went to a new body

And i have my contacts doubled.

Telamon: Just say that he had a new acc geez

Also

I dare you to add them HAHAH

Hah

Builderman: ?

Telamon: PLEASE

Builderman: why would you even ask

Oh

No

Telamon: FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Telamon added Shedletsky, Builderman, and 007n7

Builderman: flip off.

Telamon: Hey.

Watch that tone.

Fucker.

Builderman: 😐

Builderman: Howdy! What's this gc??

Builderman: Oh shit uhh

Builderman nicknamed themselves as "Mr. Builder."

Builderman: What is this??

Shedletsky: FUCK YOU CHANCE

.

WHERE RHE FUCK AM I??

007n7: uh

Hello?

Pizza Dave: HOLY SHIT IT'S 007N7 WHAT THE FUCKCK

007n7: ?

Builderman: why is everyone ignoring me ☹️

They explain blah blah HAHAH you know te drill

007n7: ah, interesting..

Uh

Do you all know me?

Perhaps?

Brickbattler: I can know you if i had your number

007n7: what

Brickbattler: nothing

HyperLazerGuy: MENTOR?? WHAT THE VIKG

FUCK

Brickbattler: language.

HyperLazerGuy: sorry 😓

[007n7 replied to Brickbattler's (I can know you if i had your number)'s message: Haha!]

007n7: cheesy

Brickbattler: woa.

W

Wanna call 😁

007n7: no thx

Sorry

Brickbattler: it's okay

[007n7 reacted with; ❤️]

Shedletsky: ew

007n7 you already pulled too many bitches 

First Noli

Then Elliot

Now a guy from a different universe

007n7: I don't get it

??

Shedletsky: OLD ASS MAN btw

Builderman: he's not that old

Ignore him

PizzaGuy: Elliot...?

Heh.. never heard him in a while...

I miss him

007n7: I'm sure he misses you two

Too*

PizzaGuy: thanks!

I think

You're still an exploiter though

007n7: oh

Don't worry about that

I uh

Change

Not many people trust me but

I'll just shut up

Brickbattler: No, no. It's alright.

007n7: thanks but

I think i should shut up now.

Brickbattler: if you say so.

007n7 went offline

Brickbattler: hope he's doing alright

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Foreskin;

007n7 was sent by the Spectre to a fancy restaurant

Why?

Noli kept on crying and begging for it to happen

And it finally did

".. / .- -... ... --- .-.. ..- - . .-.. -.-- / .... .- - . / - .... . ... . / ... ..- .-. ...- .. ...- --- .-. ... / .- -. -.. / -.- .. .-.. .-.. . .-. ... / .. - .----. ... / -. --- - / . ...- . -. / ..-. ..- -. -. -.--"

(I absolutely hate these survivors and killers it's not even funny)

—The Spectre

Noli sat on the table while 007n7 sat on the opposite, 007n7 wore a blue tie whilst Noli wore a suit and a purple bow.

"So—o-o... How Ar—e-e you-u?" Noli asked with his same usual glitched out voice. (Pls don't laugh I'm trying to learn how to write the way he talks)

"It's doing good. You?"

"A-okay-y." Noli smiled as 007n7 nodded. "...When is the waiter or waitress comi—"

"Do you mind telling me your order, sir?" Elliot? Holy shit Elliot why are you here

"Elliot?"

"Who's Elliot?"

"..Nevermind. I'll get some desserts, spaghetti and uh, a water. Two spaghetti—" 007n7 got cutted off by Noli. "On—e spaghet—ti." Noli corrected.

"Ah, my bad. One spaghetti and two desserts and water. Please."

"Coming right up! You guys are our only customers so.." The waiter shrugged and get going. "Oookay...?" 007n7 looked at Elliot– Waiter. It's waiter.

He looked at the waiter that went to the kitchen to make the orders.

SURVIVORS 🔥💯💯

Elliiot: Where's 7

Dusekkar: on a date

With an.. interesting partner?

Elliiot: date?

With who??

Noob: Noli

Elliiot: what

wait

WHAT

Chance: Yeah, sorry to let ur man stolen vrah

Elliiot: BRUH HE'S NOT MY MAN

anyways

What

Why would he go out with a killer

Noob: I'm not sure but, i heard Noli and 007n7 were indeed close so

Elliiot: ah, okay

Elliiot went offline.

Chance: .. He's gonna find him isn't he?

Bet 20 robuxs on that!

Shed

Shedletsky: dawg why me

Chance: why not

Man up

Shedletsky: fine

Aannndd... Chance wasn't wrong.

Noli and 007n7 shared the spaghetti like the usual cartoon where they kiss with the spaghetti but ew what,

007n7 turned bright red at them getting to lean more closer and closer..

Noli actually managed to kiss 007n7 but it stopped

Thank goodness Elliot somehow bursted the walls.

"Wha- Elliot??"

"NOLI!! LOOK OUT!! IT'S NOLI!!" 

"WHE—E-ERE?!?!"

bruh.

bruhh.

Elliot then carried 007n7 bridal style and ran away

To where?

I don't fucking know

They both got onto 007n7's cabin.

.......

.....

...

..

.

007n7 changed his clothes while Elliot waited for him outside the room.

007n7 opened the door and looked over at Elliot. "You really don't have to do that. That was my date, afterall." 007n7 says as Elliot sighed. "Whatever. I don't trust that guy." Elliot looked away.

007n7 chuckled, Elliot is very bad at hiding. "You're amusing." 007n7 stated.

".. Since i gave Noli a kiss, or more like he gave me one.." 007n7 then kissed Elliot's cheek. "That's for a thank you. The date was getting awkward and it was killing me." 007n7 says with a smile, Elliot turned to him with a painfully obvious reddened face. "Goodnight, Elli."

Elli.

Wow. Really?

Should've gave him a more fitting nickname but whatever.

"Yeah, night."

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Trudlings;

Survivors <3

PizzaGuy: JANE. WHERE'S BACON.

Lesbiania: Huh?

Why?

PizzaGuy: nothing!~ i wanted to tell him a goodnight!!

Lesbiania: but the round is about to—

Sigh

He's at the cabin

PizzaGuy: tyy

Then

Pizza Dave fucking burst the door open. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTORBIKE??" Pizza Dave as Bacon shrugged anxiously "I DUNNO!!!" 

Pizza Dave then walked forward. "If you don't tell me I'll—"

"FINE! FINE!! I'LL SHOW YOU! Just follow me.." Bacon surrendered and lead Pizza Dave to his motorbike

Though, it wasn't something Dave was expecting.

Actually..

His Motorbike got onto the sea (yes there's a sea or ocean in the lobby cuz i like ti think they're stranded in some weird island)

".. Sorry—"

"Meet me after the round. I'll show you how much of a peaceful person i am when it comes someone damaging my property!" Pizza Dave smiled with their eyes closed in a more n type of shape.

Bacon gulped.

"Uh oh.."

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Sorry i like pizzaburger moar.. 😁😁

Chapter Text

The c00l killers

Unc00lkidd: Since 1x1x1x1 ain't here..

Who want to uhh make a group chat

For the forskins

Forsaken*

C00lkidd: OO OO! ME

ME ME ME ME ME

I'LL MAKE ONE!!!!1!1!1!!

Unc00lk1dd: holg shiiam i mean

Ok

C00lkidd: YAY YA YAY YAY

a few minutes later cuz uh uh yhmmm

C00lkidd made a group chat

C00lkidd added 16 contacts

C00lkidd named the group chat

"The C00ler gang!"

Bluudud: why the fuck did you make another one

C00lkidd: uhjhmm

Remember when i told u abot having new contacts??

Bluudud: yeah? What about it

C00lkidd: they asked to make another gc

For

Uh

Everie wom

Bluudud: it's "everyone" dumbass

C00lkidd: oh

Noli: Oh??

Interesting..

Who are these people

C00lkidd: wait i should uh

Nickname them :DD

C00lkidd nicknamed T!C00lk1dd "Me 2"

C00lkidd nicknamed T!1x1x1x1 "Green guy."

C00lkidd nicknamed T!John Doe "KingJohnDoe."

C00lkidd nicknamed T!Guest666 "RedGuy."

C00lkidd nicknamed BloxWatch "Stan."

Stan: Stop calling me this

C00lkidd nicknamed Rust_010 "C00l shotgun."

C00lkidd nicknamed 4nn1 "Playdate."

Playdate: Oo!

Yay!

Pr3ttyPrinc3ss: Who even are you??

Playdate: I'm 4nn1!

As in Annie or Anni!

Pr3typriincess: Huh

Wanna do a tea party? 🎀

C00l shotgun: Sorry, we are from a different universe.

Noli: wait what

Stan: C00lkidd please change my name,

I wish to be called as BloxWatch

C00lkidd: Okay!

Me 2: don't

Lol

C00lkidd: okay

Stan: c'mon you guys suck

Uncool

C00lkidd: WHAT!!

I'M COOL ☹️☹️☹️

Stan: then change my name

Jason: why is everyone scamming the kid

RedGuy: I'm a girl

Btw

C00lkidd: OH!

SORRY

C00lkidd nicknamed Stan "Bloxwatch."

C00lkidd nicknamed RedGuy "RedGirl."

Bloxwatch: thanks

RedGirl: thanks

John Doe: I GOT HER NUMBER

Azure: cool

Don't add her though

John Doe: why not

Azure: she's a survivor for fucks sake

John Doe: oh

💔💔💔

Azure: how didn't you know that?

John Doe: I'm

Tire

KingJohnDoe: You're a tire?

John Doe: no

What's a tire

Oh wait

KingJohnDoe: go to sleep

John Doe: ok .m

Bluudud: CK

Come here real quicjk

C00lkidd: why

Bluudud: we have a surprise

Me 2: no lil me

Don't listen

THAT'S THE DEVIL'S WORDS!!!

You should join me in adopt me

C00lkidd: okay!

Bluudud: bruj

Jusy come here

C00lkidd: okay!

Me 2: NO

Me

I asked nicely

Bluudud: I don't care i asked first

Me 2: that's fair ig.. 🥀🥀🥀

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C00lkidd closed his phone and went to Bluudud's room, the place was dark. Confused, they turned on the light only to get tackled.

"OW!-"

"Wrap him!"

Pr3typriincess was heard as C00lkidd was wrapped around by Bluudud's arms and placed him down to a chair. "HAHA!" Bluudud then left the room.

"Huh?" C00lkidd looked at the room,

Oh wait

It was Pr3typriincess's room.

Aand..

They seem to have a tea party

"Hey!! Why do i get to play with you?? Bluudud was here first!!"

"Shush, Peasant! Have a tea party with me!"

"Fiine..."

Pr3typriincess poured down some tea and smiled politely. C00lkidd was just staring at the pink cup and picked it up. "Want some tea?" She asked as C00lkidd nodded. "Uh, uh. That's not how a princess hold the teacup!" Pr3typriincess placed down the tea kettle and puts her hands on her hips. "I'm not a princess!"

"Well, this is my room so everyone i play with is a princess!"

C00lkidd huffed. Sitting up straight and placed his hands on his lap. "Better!"

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Bloxwatch: why is there a portal right outside of our domain

Guys

Playdate: huh? Oh!

1x1x1x1: Ours too.

Are you sure this isn't any of you Tr:ud people's doings?

C00l shotgun: no

Well, we can make portals but

We only do it if needed.

We don't have anything we need right now.

Bluudud: EHAT THWOFTI

C00l shotgun: huh

WHATRBEIT FUCK

Why is there a blue thing jwre

Here

Noli: Blue thing??

Oh

Wait

Bluudud's gone

Azure: You just know that just now??

DAWG BLUUDUD GOT SENT TO THE OTHER UNIVERSE. How the fuck are we gonna do this

Jason: actually

Leave him there

I lowk hated him

Bluudud: I'M STILL HWRE MOTHER MFUCKER I AYTE YOU

HELP ME HERE

KingJohnDoe: You're in good hands

Bluudud: didn't C00lkidd told me that you own the exploits?

Or shit like that

And making a whole ass corruption??

KingJohnDoe: I don't own the Corruption

It was a disease from 1x1.

And it spreaded around Robloxia to the point the spawn points broke

Azure: W T!1x1

FUCK THAT SPAWN POINT.

KingJohnDoe: damn what did it do to you

Azure: none of your business old man

KingJohnDoe: I'm not that old 😐

I miss 1x1

John Doe: where are they?

KingJohnDoe: rounds 💔

John Doe: oh

I'm sure they'll be back

I think

I really don't care

KingJohnDoe: you cared enough to ask

John Doe: shuf up

Copy

KingJohnDoe: dawg i came first before you

John Doe: I don't car

KingJohnDoe: you're pretty obsessed with cars

C00lkidd: Finished playing with Prettypricness!

Noli you told me you'll get a c00lgui from my dad

Were is it?

Noli: OH SHIT

Uhmm

I'll get it for your uhh birthday

C00lkidd: awhh :((

Please!!

YOU PROMISED

Noli: Uh sorry kid

I don't have it right now

C00lkidd: :(

>:(

I'm never giving you my dad ever again!!

Noli: too bad i have his number

LOL

Me 2: lil me you should kill him 

I mean

Tag him

Trust 🙏

Noli: what

C00lkidd: OKAY!!

Noli: WHATEHAYWHAT WYAT EHAT!!!

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"FUUUUCK!!!!" Noli yelled as C00lkidd started to chase after him with a machete from Jason, which Jason willingly gave him.

They ran around the place, right to left to right to left again.

C00lkidd seemed to get frustrated, this guy is fast!

But I'm faster!

C00lkidd then continued running as Noli started huffing loudly. "OH BY THE SPAWNS PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THE CHILD OF THE DEVIL!!!" Noli screamed and..

C00lkidd was sent to somewhere else, they blinked and accidentally cut themselves with the machete "OW!" They groaned.

They noticed that this was a room.

The room was.. messy.

And dark too. Many drawings of paper and broken toys around the floor.

Someone opened the door.

"Woah-AHH!! WHO ARE YOU??" A girl screamed.

"WHO ARE YOU??"

"I'M 4NN1!"

"I'M C00LKIDD!!"

...

They paused.

"C00lkidd?"

"4nn1??"

"C00lkidd!!"

"4nn1!!"

The two started to calm down as C00lkidd tackled her.

"OW!!!" She whined as BloxWatch then seperated the two. "Calm down." It says simply.

Bluudud then went up to him as C00lkidd was about to tackle him too. "Waitwaitwait WAIT WAIT-"

"OUGH!! OW!!" Bluudud cough. "I SAID WAIT, IDIOT!!" Bluudud scowled at C00lkidd.

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Bluukidd today!

Chapter Text

Bluukidd mentioned...

Also, no. They're not brothers.

Yes, they're children.

Yes, children can have crushes to other children.

Yes, it's normal.

No, their age gap is not that serious.

And no, it's not bad unless you sexualize it.

Anyways have fun reading this or not i DON'T CARE!!!! 💯💯💯💯

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"Bluudud!!" 

"ARGH! GET OFF ME!" He whined. C00lkidd continued to hug him affectionately, making Bluudud have his face flush in a deeper blue (his blood is even blue wott!!) "Dude- not so close!-" He says but not pushing C00lkidd away.

"Where's Pr3typriincess?" 4nn1 asked, wanting to play with her. Maybe they can olay dress up! Oh, maybe they can play tea parties, a show down and maybe make-up games! It'll be sososoososososoSO fun! "Eh, she'll probably be here. Enjoy while she's not here, trust me." Bluudud shrugged, involuntary pulling C00lkidd closer. "Hmph.. Fine!" 4nn1 huffed. She'd then noticed the two being onto a conversation and immediately pulled out her phone.

The c00ler gang!

Playdate: Pretty princess!

Can we play?

Pr3typriincess: aren't we in a different universe?

Playdate: I'm sure there's a portal there!

Pr3typriincess: no there isn't 

Oh wait..

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!

Hold up I'm coming!!

Playdate: Yay!

Green guy: ?

What did i miss

1x1x1x1: Hello

Green Guy: hi

John Doe

I choose you to be the next killer.

You are my most

MOST

Glorified minion

Me 2: WHAT

BUT I THOUGHT I WAS THE FAVORITE??

Green Guy: I'm the adversary

Me 2: no ur not

Green Guy: shut up

I'm the adversary

And because of that you are getting demoted.

Me 2: WHAT

THE FUCK?!

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

Green Guy: lol

John Doe

Go

KingJohnDoe: Yes, 1x1x1x1.

Green Guy: you could've just said that to me face to face but whatever

This is an easier way

Playdate: Pr3typriincess?

Pr3typriincess: yeah?

Playdate: Are you here yet??

The red guy is kissing the blue guy's cheek and it's grossing me out!!

Pr3typriincess: oh?

???

Don't worry i think I'm outside your domain!

Playdate: really?

I'll go get it!!

1x1x1x1: Wait, kissing??

Noli: I always thought Bluudud's gay and all but like

I never thought C00lkidd is like his y'know

John Doe: awh

Young love

So cute

Green Guy: Love sickens me.

War, death and famine is my personal fav.

1x1x1x1: I like hatred better

Green Guy: Yeah.

Hatred too.

Noli: Hatred from block tales fucking sucks though

Green Guy: Shut up

It's one of my kinnies

Me 2: I didn't knew the adversary has like.. Kinnies

Green Guy: Shut up

Jason: I'm curious, who is this The Adversary thing

Azure: Probably like the Spectre

That's the Spectre's date trust 🙏🙏

Green Guy: Stop who the fuck is The Spectre

And no I'm not mingling with anyone rn

KingJohnDoe: ☹️☹️☹️☹️🤑☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Green Guy: Why are you here.

Focus on the match.

KingJohnDoe: Sorry 

Green Guy: You better be.

[KingJohnDoe reacts with; 😍]

John Doe: ???

1x1x1x1: damn

Noli: You wished that was you huh

1x1x1x1: I don't know what you're talking about.

[C00lkidd replied Playdate's message; The red guy is kissing the blue guy's cheek and it's grossing me out!!]

Hey!!

I was excited, okay??

>:((

Me 2: It's okay, lil me

I have a thing with pizza guys

Jason: So, you like Elliot?

Me 2: Hell nah

I LIKE EM PIZZA DAAAAVEEE 😍😍🙏🙏🙏

Jason: ??

Okay

Me 2: He looks so scrumptious ngl...

PIZZA DAVE JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!

Jason: I REALLY don't need to know that.

Me 2: I MISS HIM SO BAD

I'M GOING THROUGH THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF RN 💔💔

Azure: Is this a break up

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Super survivors

Chance: Woah?

007n7: hello, i made this group for us and the random people from a different universe.

Chance: COOL???

007n7: hm

Yeah

Cool.

Pizza Dave: hey!!

Elliot: Dave?

Pizza Dave: OH MY GOD HII ELLIOT!NNN

IT'S BEEN SO LONG!!!

Elliot: wow,

I knew this is like a different universe but

It's nice to see you too

Through the screen.

Pizza Dave: IKR??? HOLT SHIT

Telamon added Slingshotter

Brickbattler: No fuck why did you add that ass 💔

Slinghsotter: What's up good looking

Brickbattler: ???

WHAT

Slinghsotter: nothing

Shedletsky: ts lowk pmo

T!Builderman: then leave

Shedletsky: nah, I'll stay

T!Builderman: Whatever you say.

007n7: hm.

I could've sworn there's more people here..

Brickbattler: The current online ones are dead so ..

We just respawned here just now .

007n7: That makes sense.

Thanks.

Brickbattler: No problem. :)

Telamon: W-woah..!! Two Buildermans..??? Gulps..

Ladies, ladies... Chill.

T!Builderman: ???

Shedletsky: Stop stealing MY Builderman, hoe

Telamon: Look who's talking

Shedletsky: Yeah, you.

Telamon: Exactly, you 💯💯💯

F!Builderman: Fellas

Y'all are the same.

Chance: Took long enough for both of y'all's fat asses to realize.

Elliot: Why are you even staring at it lol

Chance: Shut up you literally has been doing that to burger boy

007n7: uh

Huh?

Brickbattler: damn??

Elliot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT???

Chance: Face it, Elliot

You might have a poly thing with 007n7 and Noli trust

Elliot: actually..

WAIT

SHUT UP

007n7: I don't mind

I'm pretty sure Noli wouldn't mind either.

Elliot: UH

UH??

UHM

Chance: Beso de tres 👅👅🙏🙏

Shedletsky: You're NOT funny.

Chance: whatever chicken man

You still owe me robux

Shedletsky: i can't see ur text

You had your name on but ur text isn't working

Try again

Chance:



I'm finna rock yo SHIT

Get down here.

Shedletsky: BET!!

F!Builderman: I'm scared what are they gonna do

Telamon: dw kitten I'm here

F!Builderman: okay

Yay

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That's it

Chapter Text

Heh.. C00lpizza (Pizza Dave x C00lk1dd...)

This is trud yes yes

Not really much funny things here since it's not equally chaotic than the killers

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Super survivors;

Elliot: Sooo... How was your guy's round?

Jane Doe: Pretty good.. Just a bit 

Tired.

It's normal.

How about you guys?

Dusekkar: Not so bad..

Well, in my opinion.

Chance: Didn't you die?

Dusekkar: Well, i tend to focus on the others corporation for the team.

They've been doing good!

Jane Doe: That's good to hear!

Hm..

What were your guy's killers?

Dusekkar: John Doe.

Jane Doe: Ah, i see..

Ours too!

Dusekkar: What a coincidence.

Chance added F!Jane Doe

Chance nicknamed F!Jane Doe "Mrs. Doe"

Mrs. Doe: Hello there.

Jane Doe: WOAH!

You're me??

Mrs. Doe: Seems so.

Pizza Dave: Can someone please PLEASE tell me how to block someone.

007n7: I can help.

What is it?

Pizza Dave: We have a killer named as C00lk1dd and he's asking to be my date for tonight.

007n7: Uh

Huh??

Oh wait

How old is he?

Pizza Dave: At least the same as my age, being on my early 20s.

007n7: Ah, well.. In my universe, that's my son and he's only 10..

Well,

Try clicking his profile and find a button that says "Block."

Pizza Dave: Uh huh..

007n7: And if not on the profile, check the chat around, I'm sure it's beside the call button.

Pizza Dave: Uh.

It's not here.

There's only a call button and a media button.

007n7: Huh? Hm..

Oh wait

I checked it out myself and it seems you can't report or block anyone...

Pizza Dave: Darn :(

007n7: Maybe ignore him?

Pizza Dave: Uhhhh...

Okay?

Tux: But, what if C00lk1dd will get angry and... Attacks you first?

Pizza Dave: Wait..

That makes more sense..

Uh uh.

FINE

I'll go.

Tux: I wasn't forcing you, dear friend. Just quiet... Thinking the possible occurrence.

Pizza Dave: It's fine. I'll get ready.

T!Noob: Ooo..

Goodluck!!

Pizza Dave: Thanks.

Elliot: What did i miss?

Wait

Dave?

007n7: Yeah he's going on a date.

Uh

Wish him the best luck i suppose..

Chance: Dang

How is everyone getting at least a date from a killer but me ☹️☹️☹️

Shedletsky: Cuz your ass STANK

Wash it

Chance: Why are you even smelling it 👅

Shedletsky: I don't need to smell it to know it

Chance: KILL YOURSELF

I wash myself 10x better than you

You kept out of the shower for some damned chicken

007n7: Guys?

Calm down

Elliot: The girl's a fighting.

Bacon: More like farting HAHAHAHHA

Guest 1337: Hello

007n7: Guest! You finally chatted here!

Hello.

Guest 1337: hello, seven.

007n7: Yeah

Seven

Yeah

Elliot: ?

Bacon: GUEST 1337?!?!! OH MY GOD!!!!

Guest 1337: ?

Oh

Uh

Hello.

.. Bacon.

Bacon: HI!!

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOPPED THE GUEST VS BACON WAR!!!

You're a legend, man!

Guest 1337: ..I stopped the bacon terrorists..?

Bacon: DEFINITELY!

Guest 1337: ..I see.

How's the uh

People?

Bacon: Well,

Many Bacons and Guests got along pretty well! Some of them are friends, relatives and even lovers.

Guest 1337: That's nice.

Bacon: I admire you ALOT ALOT!!

Acorn: Bacon, i think you're making him uncomfortable.

Bacon: oh

RIGHT

Sorry.

Guest 1337: It's alright, I don't mind.

It's just that-

In my universe..

I think i died.

And.. I was sent here by the Spectre.

Bacon: Oh

I see..

Guest 1337: But, I'm glad my other me survived and.. Did the right thing.

Being strong.

Always be strong.

Tux: My, how noble.

Guest 1337: Thank you.

Brickbattler: 007n7.

I uh

Wanna pm you.

007n7: Mhm?

Elliot: What're you gonna do.

Brickbattler: Nothing much.

I just wanna know things about you.

Elliot: What things?

Brickbattler: I'm not asking you.

Chance: ooooo

007n7: It's okay Elliot.

Brickbattler seems like a nice guy!

I trust him

Elliot: whatever

Shedletsky: HOLT SHIT

GAY ALERT

GAY

GAY GAY

I CALL BET 200 ROBUX THAT ELLIOT WOULD ALSO HAVE A THING FOR NOLI.

CHANCE.

Chance: YOU BET?!?!

Shedletsky: FUCK YEAH

Elliot: why am i even here?

Slingshotter: Hello

How's everyone

F!Builderman: Howdy!

Slingshotter: Hello

T!Builderman: Hi.

Slingshotter: Hello

Telamon: mmm..

I'm bored.

T!Builderman: cease any single thing you're gonna do.

I do NOT trust you.

Telamon: Heh.. I heard 007n7 was suggested to TRUD for a killer...

T!Builderman: DONT.

Telamon: But sadly wasn't accepted.

T!Builderman: Thank GOD

Because that guy is WAY more crazier than Forsaken 007n7

Telamon: I HAVE HIS CONTACTS AND I'M ADDING HIM!!!

Elliot: what.

Shedletsky: HOW BORED ARE YOU???

DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID??

T!Builderman: We're done for FUCK

Bloxxer: ???

Wait

TELAMON WAIT WAIT WAIT

Jane Doe: Sir Telamon why are you doing this.

Mrs. Doe: Why is he even admin

In this gc

Jane Doe: Agreed.

Bacon: FUCKK!!!

Acorn: ????

Dude.

T!Noob: I fear we are cooked.

F!Noob: I FEAR WE ARE TOASTED!!!

Taph: 😨😨😨😨

Guest: Oh noes!!

[Content deleted]

Two Time: May the Spawn protect you all.

Tux: That's so sweet of you!

Telamon added T!007n7 and T!Itrapped.

Telamon: HAVE FUN!!!

Chance: ITRAPPED??

Dusekkar: Oh my.

T!007n7: Where the fuck am i.

Elliot: FUCK WHY DID YOU ADD THESE PEOPLE??

IT'S CALLED SUPER SURVIVORS FOR A REASON!!!

T!007n7: SILENCE!!! 

YOU STUPID, WEAK AND PATHETIC MORTAL.

DON'T YOU KNOW ME?

I AM 007N7.

THE ONE WHO PEOPLE FEARED FOR.

AND YOU.

YOU DARE TO APPROACH ME?!

Chance: DAMN???

Elliot: uh

Uh

T!007n7: WEAK.

AND PITIFUL YOU ARE.

YOU CAN'T EVEN MUTTER A SINGLE SENTENCE.

Itrapped: uh

007n7?

I think he likes it.

T!007n7: ..WHAT.

Shedletsky: He's a freak like that 👅

T!007n7: OH?

WELL.

THAT'S EVEN MORE PATHETIC.

Itrapped: Dude he literally likes it.

WHY ARE YOU PRESSING IT FURTHER??

Unless he matches yo freak 👅👅👅

T!007n7: SILENCE. YOU CORPSE.

WEREN'T YOU DEAD??

Itrapped: I just got a phone and went back to life for tiktok 🤑🤑🤑

T!007n7: ...BRUH.

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Pizza Dave got ready and tries to find a way to the Killer's Domain.

C00lk1dd:

C00lk1dd: See me at the Killer's domain, i have the map just for you <3

Pizza Dave: thanks

C00lk1dd: 🥰🥰🥰❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹😍😍

Pizza Dave cringed a bit but doesn't mind it much, he just did this just for C00lk1dd not to jump on him, right? He surely already lost feelings.

Right??

Pizza Dave sighed and found the domain. He knocked on the door only for a bunch of thudding and loud whining of "OWW!!" From a child. Pizza Dave raised a brow as the door opens. C00lkidd, Bluudud and Pr3typriincess was dressed up as a maid and a butler. "Please, come in sir!" C00lkidd giggled, making Pizza Dave confused. Who are these children? He nodded and stepped inside. Everything was.. Both clean and dirty with corruption. Black corrupted smudges was at the walls and corners with a bright red binary codes glitching on it. Pizza Dave followed the children and was walking down the hall. "Your date will be at the garden, sir!" Pr3typriincess says elegantly, earning an eye roll from Bluudud.

"Alright.." Pizza Dave rather not dwell on why there's young children around here this corrupted, dangerous and full of hatred domain. They made it to the entrance of the garden, seeing C00lk1dd being on a table for two, a candle in the middle and he was wearing an elegant suit.

The suit was a bit ripped off, as if a bunch of knives and scissors cuts it off. Pizza Dave couldn't helo but blush at the sight and looked away, going up to C00lk1dd and sat to the other chair. "Hello, Pizza Dave."

"..Hey." he replied bluntly.

"So, how was your.. Little Survivor life? Any fun?" C00lk1dd asked, making Pizza Dave a bit annoyed. Was that a mock or a genuine question? He looked away a bit and replied. "..No. it wasn't fun." Pizza Dave says, earning a tsk and a sympathetic sigh. "My, poor you.. Without me by your side, you really are miserable." Now that's mocking.

Pizza Dave shot a glare but it somehow only got C00lk1dd excited. "That's the glare i missed." He flirted, earning a flustered yet a conflicted look on Pizza Dave's face.

Pr3typriincess couldn't help but gag and walked away, so did the other two, giving the used to be friends couple. "You don't know what you're talking about." Pizza Dave snapped, but it was no use since C00lk1dd was a FREAK.

4nn1 then came by and gave the two a menu. "Hm.. What're you picking?"

Can this killer stop asking every one second??

"I think.. Beef sounds good." Pizza Dave says, already getting hungry. "Hm, me too." C00lk1dd muttered, actually serious in his words. His spider claws twitched a bit. "Very well then, dear costumers! Anything else?" 4nn1 asked. "I want some.. Water. Maybe wine too" Pizza Dave added.

"I want some wine."

"Very well, see you two later!"

4nn1 skipped down away happily, her corrupted arm hanging.

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In the kitchen, C00lkidd and the other two was at the counter, looking at Guest 666 cooking the fresh beef. From where? Glad you asked!

From dead bodies.

Thank GOD these three children are still on the Spectre's control of seeing things innocently.

Unlike 4nn1, who was HEAVILY aware of what is happening and what she was doing. The air smells good, especially when cooking some dead meat from dead people is pretty much her favorite. "Smells good!" She commented, earning a nod from C00lkidd. "I wanna try some!"

"That's for the two, besides.. Don't you see how romantic it was!!" Pr3typriincess squealed.

"Eugh. As if you're even gonna date anyone." Bluudud insulted, making Pr3typriincess scowl at him.

"Hmph." She huffed.

"Hmm.. Oh! Pr3ty!" 4nn1 calls out and went to her, whispering something in her ear. "OH!!! THAT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA!!" Pr3typriincess yelped and looked at the other two and her face twisting into a smirk. ".. What?" Bluudud asked, looking at 4nn1 and Pr3typriincess who glanced at eachother a bit ans back at the two. "Wait- i don't trust that! I DON'T--"

The kids started to rough fight, but Guest 666 didn't pay no mind to it. Like a queen she is, she continued to COOK!

Let her cook chat.

Once she finished, she teleported to where the two was, leaving the kids playing.

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Guest 666 then went up the two, got them their food and drinks then left.

C00lk1dd started to eat as Pizza Dave took a bite. It's sweet. Very sweet. He took another. C00lk1dd can see Pizza Dave blissfully not knowing it's human meat, rather than actual beef. "Where did you even get this beef?" Pizza Dave asked, earning a shrug from C00lk1dd. "We saw a healthy cow. Rare, i know. So, we decided to use that cow and boom, beef." He lied through his razor sharp teeth. Pizza Dave nodded, continuing to eat.

Night falls as 1x1x1x1 was nice enough to not do any rounds today. C00lk1dd drank from wine to literal beer. Seems like C00lk1dd became alcoholic. He made a few hiccups that Pizza Dave found endearing. Still remembering how C00lk1dd used to act when drinking on a bar with him. "Sssoo... Uhhhgg.." C00lk1dd slurred his words, making Pizza Dave smirk. "Looks like someone isn't cocky right now, huh?" He teased, still remembering how annoyed C00lk1dd whenever he did so while being drunk. "Ssshuht uuuhp!! You..- hic are jjust lucky that.. You're not wast-ed..." He whined a bit, making Pizza Dave laugh and poke fun at him further. "And what're you gonna do?"

C00lk1dd stood up, glaring down at Pizza Dave who seemed to pause his banter. Did he do something wrong? C00lk1dd then went to the side with an angry look. Shit. C00lk1dd was stumbling on each steps but it still made Pizza Dave panic. "C00lk1dd!- wait-"

C00lk1dd reached out and took his shirt collar. Pizza Dave sputtered out his words. "I-I'm sorry! I-"

C00lk1dd smashed his lips to the other man, who hesitated at first but slowly pulled the killer close.

The kiss wasn't intense nor light. C00lk1dd poured down passion, longing and yearning onto the kiss, but didn't do anything like slipping his tongue or sliding his hands around Pizza Dave's body. The kiss was sloppy as C00lk1dd pulled away. He'd then nuzzled his face onto Pizza Dave's neck and sat on his lap. "Mmh.." C00lk1dd hummed before falling asleep. Pizza Dave was left dumbfounded, his face flushed and his breath heavy. He pulled C00lk1dd close.

1x1x1x1 then appeared, making Pizza Dave flinch. "I'll be sending you back. He cannot remember this." 1x1x1x1 says, floating above the two.

C00lk1dd..He can't remember this..? That made Pizza Dave's heart ache. But maybe it's for the best.

"But, you will remember this." 1x1x1x1 smirked. Pizza Dave has his eyes widen and looked up at the being. "Have fun thinking about it tonight." The being teased further as Pizza Dave yelp out a "WAIT!—"

He was back at his room, the bed cushions was soft as ever as it was neatly cleaned.

Pizza Dave replayed everything that has happened. The messages, the date,

The kiss...

Pizza Dave flushed heavily and took a pillow, screaming onto and rolled back and fourth from side to sides.

Chapter Text

I like to think BloxWatch uses any pronouns ghrhrh

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The c00ler gang

Me 2: ...UHHH

GUYS HAHA

UH

Green guy: ???

Me 2: uhhh

Do you guys know 007n7, right?

C00lkidd: THAT'S MY DAD!!!!

Noli: ...007n7.. Thinking about him makes my heart flutter...

RedGirl: cringe

Noli: Shut up 

Me 2: UHM. HE'S HERE. I HAVE HOS CONTACTS

I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD 💔💔💔

Oh well

HERE IT COMES

1x1x1x1: Isn't he a survivor?

Me 2: haha

No.

Me 2 added T!007n7!

T!007n7: FOR THE ADVERSARY'S SAKE.

WHERE AM I.

Me 2: Yo it's me, C00lk1dd

T!007n7: OH.

OHHHH

HELLO.

IT'S BEEN A WHILE TO SEE MY.. VESSEL HERE.

HM.

I CAN SENSE YOU'VE GROWN OUT OF YOUR...

PATHETICALLY PEACEFUL STATE.

Me 2: hah..

Yeah.

Noli: Woah?

T!007n7: HM.

THIS IS A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE, MAYHAPS?

Noli: Ehh.. Well, us forsakeners are.

T!007n7: HOW..

INTERESTING.

Noli: I think I'm gonna blow.

Clean up on isle my PANTS 🤣🤣🤣

Me 2: ???

DAWG THAT'S MY OTHER HALF??

TF YOU MEAN??

Noli: DON'T CARE

C'MERE BURGER BOY.

T!007n7: YOUR HUMANE JOKES SICKENS ME.

GET AWAY.

Noli: SAY THAT I'M PATHETIC PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!

T!007n7: FIRST THE PIZZA GUY.

ELLIOT.

THEN THE CULT LEADER.

GREAT.

JUST GREAT.

Green guy: ...Anyyways.....

Welcome back, 007n7.

T!007n7: IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

MY ADVERSARY.

Green guy: Good to see you too.

KingJohnDoe:

Green guy: ?

KingJohnDoe: "My" adversary?

The Adversary doesn't belong to anyone.

T!007n7: WHY, IS IT RUDE NOT TO TREAT A BEING.

A GOD.

OH SO HEAVENLY?

OR DOES YOUR WRATHFUL SKIN BURNS WITH JEALOUSY EVERYTIME I DO SO?

PATHETIC.

WEAK.

PITIFUL.

AND HUMANE..

MAYBE YOU NEVER GOTTEN USED INTO BEING CORRUPTED, HAVEN'T YOU?

YOU ARE STILL HUMANE UNDER THAT CROWN.

YOU'RE NOTHING JOHN.

YOU MAY BRAG BEING THE "FAVORITE." BUT, YOU WILL NEVER SURPASS THE LEVEL OF INHUMANITY AND CORRUPTION.

Jason: DAMN?

Azure: SHUT UP WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT

WE'RE WATCHING.

KingJohnDoe: But I'm not someone who left it's side. Unlike you.

T!007n7: I DON'T NEED TO STAY BY IT'S SIDE TO BE LOYAL.

I STILL CAUSE HAVOC.

CHAOS.

AND WRATH ALL AROUND ROBLOXIA.

WHILE YOU'RE JUST CLINGING ONTO HIM LIKE A PUPPY.

KingJohnDoe: Shut up nerd.

Your bitch ass glasses is crooked so is your hand saw.

And your nose too.

T!007n7: JOKES ON YOU I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE.

KingJohnDoe: That nose is fucking lucky, don't no why it needs be there in your face out of all people.

Me 2: DAWG??

WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Bloxwatch: Cease anything that's going on.

May i ask how to take care of children properly?

Azure: ???

Why?

Bloxwatch: Remember when the kids came to our universe?

They are.. Well...

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Rust_010 cries out as he was tied around with a rope and was dragged onto the dark room of 4nn1 for a game. "BLOXWATCH!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!" Rust_010 coughed."BLOXWATCH-"

Pr3typriincess got a tape mouth. "BLOXWATCH!!! HELP ME!!-"

Bloxwatch: uh.

Azure: Oh.

Give them some candy and they'll leave you alone.

Bloxwatch: thanks

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First off all ..

How the fuck did they get from having 1 girl that drags them to play with her for HOURS to literal 4 CHILDREN WHO ROUGHHOUSE EVERY 5 MINUTES?!?

"..Fuck." BloxWatch muttered, looking at Rust_010 who had a fancy bow on his neck. Completely out of his aesthetic. Bloxwatch sighed and looked at the kids.

Bluudud and C00lkidd was at the table with a candle on the middle. It seems like they're having a date roleplay.

That gave BloxWatch an idea.

He melted down onto the floor to blend in the shadows beneath them and went out under the door. Rust_010 started to miss BloxWatch, since they do caretaking more better than Rust_010 cuz ahem.. He literally scared a bunch of kids.

Not to mention he's a literal serial killer

BloxWatch then made it to the kitchen, luckily, there's so fresh candies on the fridge. He sent some of his eyes to watch over where Rust_010 and the kids are doing while using her phone. Blindly taking the candies as he slowly walked back to the hallway, the main room, upstairs and to 4nn1.

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The c00ler gang

Azure: Jason

I think you missed your birthday.

Jason: No.

You guys just didn't visit me.

Azure: ..oh

Uh

Nuh uh

Jason: YEAH YOU DID 💔💔

Noli: How does one forget THE Friday the 13th

John Doe: Me

Azure: I'm not familiar with that

Green guy: I don't take any single notice on what that is.

I'm a 4th dimensional being for The Spawn's sake.

RedGirl: I'm an Angel of Death.

Not a mortal.

Jason: ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK 

Noli: I'm so sorry to make you hear that, Jason

Not that i care of anything

Dramatic effecctsss

Me 2: I know Friday the 13th

I just didn't knew Jason ACTUALLY existed.

Jason: WHAT ☹️☹️☹️

Me 2: That wasn't suppose to make you feel better anyways.

Jason: FUCK THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF

Me 2: ts pmo*

Bloxwatch: How does one take care of 4 children.

Me 2: Dunno

Don't care!

Bloxwatch: I wasn't asking you :/

Me 2: Then who did?

Nobody gaf

Bloxwatch: You gave enough fucks to reply

Me 2: I can do my shit

Bloxwatch: So do i

And i can ask people whenever the fuck i want

Me 2: fair.

Azure: Hm. Giving them candies can make them have a slight sugar rush but will fall asleep in the meantime.

Bloxwatch: I see.

Thank you.

Meanwhile..

Rust_010 was frowning very VERY much. He looked like a grumpy old man. "C'mon, do your cue!" Pr3typriincess shook Rust_010 who grumbled and went to the two children. "..What do you two want to eat." He says, his voice coming out gruff rather than gentle. 4nn1 couldn't help hut mentally face palm herself. "I want some candies!" C00lkidd smiled gleefully, making Bluudud blush at it. Rust_010 nodded, writing it down with his handwriting messy. "I want just water."

"Water... Got it." He says, still being gruff and grumpy.

BloxWatch then finally got back and gave out candies. He placed it onto the paper plates for the two. "Hey, i asked for water-"

"We ran out of water." BloxWatch quickly shoved the other two some candies in their mouths, making Rust_010 confused. "The fuck-"

"Shuuiishjjj...." BloxWatch slurred her words just to shush Rust_010 who just stared at them. "This will work."

"How would you know?"

"A professional told me." BloxWatch says nonchalantly. The kids started to beam up and yelped happily, waving their hands and immediately jumping onto walls to walls. C00lkidd was the most, hanging into ceilings like a monkey. Bluudud was jumping of walls and Pr3typriincess was just shaking with 4nn1, sometimes jumping to the ceiling and hit their heads a bit.

Rust_010 grew a bit concerned as BloxWatch swift his feet off from the ground as the serial killer found himself in the arms of the shadow. They both got out of the room as Rust_010 involuntary wrapped his hands around BloxWatch, silently praying the kids won't at least jump at him. BlowWatch doesn't care though, he really don't. The kids can hit the walls or at least mess everything up and she wouldn't give a damn. He only cares about Rust_010's safety. Especially when the man is holding him like this.

Him and Rust_010 are.. Pretty close. Despite not talking much since through rounds but they will and would talk to eachother if they had the time of the world. Rust_010 is a serial killer, sure. But he still had some a bit of decency. BloxWatch was quiet and ruthless, scaring others about it's tale that seem to intrigue Rust_010.

BloxWatch then placed Rust_010 down, remembered that Rust_010 isn't much of a touchy person. ".. Thanks." Rust_010 muttered, lowering his hat as BloxWatch nodded. "Your welcome." BloxWatch smiled with his non existent lips. Rust_010 smiles back as he flinched at the door behind him having a thud.

And another,

Then another.

To the point the door was about to break open. Rust_010 took a step back as BloxWatch, who didn't hesitate, opened the door.

The children fell to the ground with an oof. C00lkidd whined in exhaustion, Bluudud was coughing violently and was asking for water, his throat hurting and might get a tonsil. Pr3typriincess and 4nn1 had a red bumps on their foreheads. "...If their parents are here, we are in much trouble than it is." Rust_010 stated as BloxWatch hummed in response. "I'm hungry!!"

"I- COUGH W-want..-- wateCOUGUAGJAAH COUGHAHAAHG —r!!!-"

"My head hurts.."

"I wanna vomit-"

4nn1 then covered her mouth as BloxWatch immediately carried her and went down stairs with a speed of light. Loud vomiting was heard on the bathroom that was very FAR FAR FAR AWAY from the room in this big big domain. Mansion. Castle... Who cares. Rust_010 looked down at the kids who was suffering at the aftermath and decided to take them to the kitchen.

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C00lkidd literally ATE the whole chicken, beef, pork and some rice. C00lkidd would ask for more rice until they get full. Bluudud was gulping down literal GALLONS of water. Pr3typriincess was the normal one from the two, or maybe three since 4nn1 was still vomiting with a screech. She stuck her tongue out once she gets her bump poked or tapped with a stick to make sure if it still painful or not. Of course, it still hurts. "Hm, I'll be applying some medicine on it, it won't hurt if you don't refuse it." Rust_010 purposely added the last sentence, making Pr3typriincess understand and lets him. 4nn1 finally stopped vomiting and got her chin wiped clean. BloxWatch encouraged her to eat since her stomach is probably empty.

Bluudud finished drinking and said a simple "Done." Proudly after drinking 10 GALLONS OF WATER. "Me too! I'm full." C00lkidd says after finishing at least 10 rice and 5 meats in their meals. 4nn1 was still eating and asked for more, and just ate at least 3 times in a row. Pr3typriincess only ate one meal like a gentle lady. Unlike those two who are literal MONSTERS. Rust_010 finished applying the medicine on Pr3typriincess and looked at the kids.

Who the fuck raised these children? Rust_010 thought. BloxWatch then thought and looked at 4nn1. She probably hadn't gotten a bath yet, so did the three. He-

He doesn't know if the Kiddlings takes a bath they stink ALOT. Well- C00lkidd smells like candy, Pr3typriincess smells like perfume is thrown at her, but Bluudud?

Oh god someone clean him he smells like SHIT!!!

Rust_010 clearly wasn't enjoying the smell, i mean- who would? Ts is stinky like a rotten cheese with a size of lemon.

"Okay, time's for bath." BloxWatch says as Bluudud frowned, but C00lkidd beamed.

"Yay!!"

"NOOOOO!!"

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"I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA!!!" Bluudud cried out as Rust_010 drops him onto the bath tub, smirking at Bluudud who screeched and tried to get onto the water, only for C00lkidd to ba placed down next to him. That somehow calmed him down. "Look! I got a rubber duck with a red bow!" C00lkidd says and held out another rubber duck with a blue bow. "Look! We're matching!!" C00lkidd squeaked the ducks, making Bluudud nod and flush a bit. Pr3typriincess climbed up onto the bath tub as 4nn1 followed. "Alright. I'll be in charge on washing you three. So, be nice." Rust_010 says as if he was begging more than a demand.

Why? Because these kids are fucking crazy dawg who tf isn't scared of them

A literal serial is scared of kids LMAOO 😭

Basically Shedletsky and the noob twins on BlockTales fr fr 🙏🙏 

C00lkidd, Bluudud, Pr3typriincess and 4nn1 we'll make you scream for your mommy!

Anyways-

Rust_010 immediately put some shampoo onto 4nn1's hair since-

She's the only one who has one-

He'd then scrubbed some soap on C00lkidd to make sure they'll get an idea. "And that's how you scrub yourself with a soap. Here, try it." Rust_010 handed the soap that made C00lkidd nearly slip it off his hands. "Okay!" C00lkidd smiled as Rust_010 patted his back. "Just don't drop it." He says as he went to the other two to do the same thing.

Pr3typriincess did it normally, smiling and rinsing herself once finished.

C00lkidd was covered in bubbles of soap, making Rust_010 mentally face palm himself, he can't do it literally since he was working on Bluudud's cleansing and might get soap on his eyes. Bluudud refused to use the soap to clean himself but Rust_010 just lets him do it himself with itching annoyance. 

"There. You're cleaned." Rust_010 says, looking at Bluudud that has his head sparkling. Bluudud spat out a raspberry? Blueberry? At Rust_010 who just flicked Bluudud's head. "OW!" Bluudud hissed.

4nn1 was already finished and got out, wrapping herself with a towel. "Here, let me help you get your clothes as you brush your teeth." Rust_010 says as he went out of the bathroom. "Okay!" 4nn1 smiled, taking a toothbrush that was for her.

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Rust_010 came back with BloxWatch who just finished washing the dishes. Bluudud was getting his teeth brushed by C00lkidd since C00lkidd noticed that he wouldn't do it out of pettiness, making Rust_010 grumble a bit. The sight made BloxWatch laugh which eased Rust_010 a bit. 4nn1 was now wearing her Pjs as she lets the other two borrow her unused PJs. Pr3typriincess was brushing her razor sharp teeth that seemed to shine through the mirror. C00lkidd already finished brushing his teeth, so did Bluudud. "There!" C00lkidd says, snuggling onto Bluudud. "Woow thanks." Bluudud muttered, flustered.

"Gayy."

"Shut up, Pr3ty."

"Homosexuals!"

"SHUT UP 4NN1!!"

"Okay, let's get you all to bed." BloxWatch says as he informed Rust_010 to carry 4nn1 and Pr3typriincess. Rust_010 simply complied, he just wants this over with.

As soon they reached to 4nn1's room, the two placed the kids onto the bed, the bed was big enough to fit the four, well, because, 4nn1 was a bit GREEDY dont'cha think? Anyways..

C00lkidd whined, not wanting to go to bed yet. He lets out a quiet. "I don't wanna go to bed yet..!" As a protest, only for BloxWatch to soothingly shushed him. "Shhh... Sleep." He says, which made C00lkidd close his eyelids due to it being heavy with exhaustion.

The two looked at the kids as Rust_010 elbowed BloxWatch, which BloxWatch did the same and ends up giving eachother elbow punches on their shoulders until BloxWatch stopped it by holding Rust_010's wrists, making Rust_010 involuntary reach out to grab BloxWatch waist and ends up on a tango position, the two swayed and did a bunch of spins while locking their eyes onto the children and getting out with loud thuds. BloxWatch shushed and the loud noises of creaking and thuds, closing the door with a loud creak, praying the kids doesn't wake up. Once the door is closed as the two went far far away from the room.

The two cheered in victory snd screaming with no noises but pure silence. They didn't want to make any noises for the kids to wake up. "Thank god it's over..!" Rust_010 was a bit close into crying. BloxWatch nodded and gave Rust_010 a hug. "I will never be to be a parent."

"Me neither."

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A small lore from trud ck broke me
Bro USED to have a lil bro
His lil bro is probably gone
Idk
So expect me writing him crying in the gc because of it
Yes