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Chapter 3: The Stolls: HC 1- Stoll Brothers Inc

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Anon asks- "What are some crazy magical sex objects that the Stoll's sell at Camp Half Blood, and who buys them?"

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Anon asks- "What are some crazy magical sex objects that the Stoll's sell at Camp Half Blood, and who buys them?"

Stoll Brothers Inc
The Stolls import a myriad of toys from mortals at a discount, namely from letting their suppliers fuck Conner's ass and throat, whilst Travis sneaks around, looting from everyone's wallets to get an even more significant discount, if you get my meaning.
They then transport the goods through their connections, sneaking them past Argus and into camp. There, they have a trade with the Hecate Cabin to enchant the products for 10% of the profits.
It's a very profitable business for the brothers and has already paid for Travis to go to college, leaving his little brother Conner to take over the business fully.
They own a little shed on the outskirts of the town where they sell supplies like swords and potions, but under the table, they have a hidden hatch where they sell the real money-makers.
Such as...
Portal Fleshlite- Simply say a person's name aloud and the fleshlite will open a mini portal for you to stick your cock in and fuck any person you want wherever in the world.
Leo loves using this toy on Frank, who lives in New Rome. He enjoys knowing Frank is trying to remain professional as he addresses his Legion, whilst trying to stop his legs from buckling because Leo is pounding his prostate without mercy.
Cock Stealing Lube- Ever felt like your bottom was too hung for his own good, and his cock was just getting in the way, flapping around uselessly. Well with The Stolls' signature "Stealing Lube" you can now shrink your bitch's cock to the appropriate size, whilst absorbing their inches to give yourself the fat hog you deserve. Their newly formed cocklet will make up for its lack of size in sensitivity, and orgasms will become way more intense and last longer, ensuring your bitch's mind gets broken with every pounding.
Simply apply the lube to your cock, mount your bitch and watch them shrink as you grow!
This product is very popular among Ares Cabin as they invade other cabins to take as brides for themselves. Their cocks have grown from 6 inches to 12! Amazing!
Warning! Effects can only be reversed as long as the bottom doesn't cum during penetration. Refunds are not accepted after use. Worried your bitch will cum? Then we will throw in a free cocklet cage for your partner if you buy 3 tubes of lube for the price of 2!
Pleasure-seeking clothes- Enchant a camper's clothes to tighten and move with a mind of their own, seeking to stimulate the camper, forcing them to cum endlessly whilst trapped in their clothing, humiliating them in public. Great for pranks.
Glory Discs- Ever wanted anonymous sex but didn't want the hassle of travelling to a gross public bathroom in search of a glory hole? Well, with Glory discs, you can bring the glory hole to you! Simply put the disk on a surface and chant the incantation and a mini portal will open allowing anyone in the nearby area to put their cock in to be ridden or sucked. Could be a camper, could be Chiron, could be the Minotaur, who knows! If you fancy bottoming you can put the disc on your ass or mouth so you can be a slut on the go! Popular with those busy, busy Hephestus campers!
Cum Juice!- Extracted from wild Saytrs in heat this drink makes you instantly cum with the intensity of a wild Saytr. Fill condoms like water beds in minutes.
WARNING! The recommended dose is a sip. Any more will result in hours or days of non-stop orgasms, resulting in permanent psychological damage from your brain trying to process the pleasure.
Product is best consumed wearing a XXXX condom, in a bathtub or shower or swimming pool.
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Conner was running the business well until he got greedy and tried to get a bigger cut fucking over Hecate Cabin who quit to join Conner's rising competitor "Bad Hydra" ran by non-other than Leo Valdez combining magic and technology to build the perfect sex toys.
Now there is a full-on turf war between the Hermes and Hephestus cabins, the likes the Camp has never seen.

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