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1. Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? by awomfn

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   10 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Pettigrew/James Potter
   • Gilderoy Lockhart & Peter Pettigrew
   • Gilderoy Lockhart/Peter Pettigrew
   • James Potter
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Gilderoy Lockhart
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Coming Out
   • Title from an Arctic Monkeys Song
   • POV Peter Pettigrew
   • Smut
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • James Potter Has a Large Cock
   • Peter Pettigrew Has a Small Cock
   • ew i hate this i hate this i hate this
   • Author is mentally unwell
   • Drunk Sex
   • Break Up
   • eventually
   • Infidelity
   • Getting Back Together

   Summary

   james doesn’t do what he said he would do and now he’s a single pringle who lost his best friend since childhood

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   80

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   8

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   246