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Ortho: prefect if you sign here, you'll get free food, very fast internet, access to high tech gadget, house and companion(s) for life. But the drawback is that once you sign there's no way to break the contract.

Yuu: did you say free stuff🤯!? GIVE ME THE PEN!!😩

Yuu sign it without reading through the contract. And Ortho just smiled as he accepted it back and signing too in one of the four signature needed. 

Ortho: ^⁠_⁠^ heehee.... Yuu is too easy to tempt.

Yuu: 

Yuu, realize something: I don't sell my soul right?(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Ortho: or course not. We're not demons that needs it.

Yuu: oh.... Well it's not something I should be worried about then.

Ortho: you just sold yourself technically for free stuff to be shroud's brothers wife.

Yuu: 

Yuu, look left and right and then at Ortho: [ shroud's ]? (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Ortho: me and my brother(s) obviously.

Yuu: why is there a (s) I thought there's just two of you????(⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

Ortho: ^⁠_⁠^ don't think too much about it Yuu.

Yuu:.... Okay then.(⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Yuu:

I probably should be worried what he mean but I already sold myself for free stuff. What else should I be worried about?

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->Stranded far from civilization and ELECTRICITY.

Yuu:.......

Yuu, stares at the humanoid beside them: how are you still charge btw?

Ortho: brother add a solar function for this gear. Since were going to stay camping in the wild for a couple of days.

Yuu: damn.

Yuu, Suddenly gotten idea:... Could you happened to be able to charge phone.

Ortho:

Ortho: why do you need a phone. There's no signal here and I'm better than a phone ai.

Yuu, on your knees: MY DAILIES!! MY DIAS! MY PURPLE GEMS!!Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò Ortho help me!! pls! Pretty pls with cherry on top!

Ortho: ^⁠_⁠^ isn't the reason your stuck outside is so you won't play your game and touch grass?

Yuu: you don't mind your big brother NOT walking on his feet, why you forcing this second torture on me!

*points at idia who's being piggyback carry by Ortho and him playing on his switch.

Idia, panicking as the camera is on him now: hey! Don't bring me into that couple discussion now! I'm trying to survive too!!

Ortho: Yuu there's no signal how are you going to do your daily then?

Yuu: as long you charge my phone I will find a way.

Ortho, sighing: fine.

Later:

Idia, amaze while looking at where Yuu is: wow Yuuchi really did find a way. It's too high of a way

Ortho:(⁠^⁠^⁠) why is Yuu on top of that tree big brother?

Idia: signal obviously.

Ortho: I just went to get woods and you let them go up in the tree for signal?^⁠_⁠^

Idia, very honest: I blink and they monkey climb on top of the tree. To be honest their dedication to the grind is hardcore. I would do it too if I don't fear casualties falling off the tree!

Ortho: that's clearly not something to be envious about...

Idia, calling out to Yuu: do mine too! I need to get the free character!!

Yuu, on top of the tree: give me 1 hour I'm still busy.

Idia: tyty.

Ortho:......

I'm going to confiscate all those gadget next time were going out for camping...!!

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In ignihyde backyard:

Ortho: today we shall have rematch between Big Brother Idia Shroud and the prefect Yuu. As last time, the rules are:

1. only under 100 modal budget weapons.

2. most be anime or fictional weapon inspired or theme weapon

3. cannot use magic*stare at idia*

4. cannot bite people*stare at grim and You* and have fun.

Yuu, holding a super sailor moon pointer stick: prepare to eat dirt.

Idia with a double blue light saber: the one who will be the L shall be you, yuuchi.

Ortho: ready, set and fight!!

Yuu quickly ordered grim to use charm as a cat to idia who almost get fooled by it but quickly deflect the sailor pointy staff of Yuu.

Idia, laughing: you think an overuse move will be useful! Heh! Get double L for being Lame and loser.

Yuu: I don't even lose to you dumb ass!!

The two proceed to smack their weeb weapons against one another while throwing insult to one another.

Idia, attacks: running away? You wish blots would run away from you but too bad you get magnet for trouble, protagonist ~ ahahaha.

Yuu, deflect the attack: at least I don't get L in backstory cause I'm some oh so genius. Let's hack the system, shit my bro get bamboozled.

Idia, gasp: YOU DID NOT JUST BROUGHT THE TRAUMATIC PAST IN THIS!!

Yuu: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? reset the world Mr idia shroud the 6th overblot oh king of the underworld ~? Ah bad guy gets defeated by hero, which is me!

The fight become intense as it's verbally dragging the others down with past and punching the Achilles heels—trauma and pain.

Idia: at least my credits is not negativity declined and famililess in this world!!

Yuu, gasp: YOU BASTARD YOU DID NOT BRING UP IM BROKE IN THIS!

idia: WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? BUY MY WEAPON AT 80% OFF FROM THRIFT STORE PROTAGONIST?

Yuu: DAMN YOU!!

Yuu: AT LEAST IM NOT ONE LESS BROTHER CAUSE IM A DUMMY SO ILL JUST MAKE ONE GENIUS. can't believe some world of the underworld you are. CANT EVEN DO NECROMANCY. LAME!!!

Idia, intense gasp: YOU ASK FOR IT!! YOUR SO GG AS I PURPLE FLICKER YOUR ASS!! Also lame for only have one thing to go against me. GET SOMETHING NEW, SUCH A UNORIGINAL!!

Yuu: go on! Do it, I can flicker you with help of My friends too! What about you? Ah that's right your a FRIENDLESS BITCH!!

Idia: SHUT UP!!

-main while in the sideline

Ortho:...

Grim: is that supposed to be normal?

Ortho, sighing: no.

Grim: I felt I can't understand what's going on. What's next? Are they going to eat each other up?

Sometime Later.

Grim:

Ortho:

Grim: wow they really went and start kissing.

*stares at Yuu and idia who's fighting each other by who's first to tap out from kissing each other. It's very intense.

Ortho: I guess the fight ended with a draw today too. I have to put verbally abusing each other as not allowed in the rematch next week.

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Yuu: have you heard about the story of the wooden boy?

Idia: everyone have.

Ortho: what about it prefect?

Yuu: the wooden boy is wooden cause his creator have more woods as carpenter? Right?

Idia:

why do I felt I know where this going.

Yuu: idia made Ortho out of metal cause shroud family have lots of metal around instead of other materials like woods.

Ortho: yup shrouds is one of the big family that's rich cause of metal and minerals underground.

Yuu: what if.

Idia:

I bet it's something weird again. Like food.

Yuu: what if your family handle sweet industry. Would you been princess bubblegum and made candy Ortho.

Idia: when did you last eat, yuuchi?

Yuu: 3 hours ago.

Ortho: why is prefect giving such weird look?

Yuu, slowly approaching ortho: you been an ice cream cause your hair looks like an ice cream —

Idia, starts backing away: where did you get the ice cream from? It's literally fire?! Run Ortho I felt she's going to bite through metal cause she's too much of a glutton!

Ortho, picks up idia: ok brother.

*the shroud brothers run away from Yuu.

Yuu: NOOOOO COME BACK

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Yuu: if we work in five night at Freddy's. Can idia hack through the animatronic?

Idia: I don't think a ghost infested animatronic can be hacked.

Yuu: I realize if possible. You probably would do it too. What purple guy did for your brother.

Idia:

Idia, looking left and right and not meeting your eyes: how could that be?

Yuu: it's still a form of revival in a way after all.

Yuu, stare at the phantom: do you want to be the chicken, bear, crocodile, bunny or something else?

P!Ortho: the choices is boring. Let's go big and do three headed dogs.

Yuu: you need three people then.

Yuu, smiling sweetly: don't worry idia if anything happens to you I know what to do with you if FNAF is canon here. You and your brothers will be together forever.

Idia: HELP?

Idia: what if I dont want a dog? I want a cat!

Yuu: that could be fix. :D

Idia: ORTHO I NEED TO MAKE SURE YUU IS FAR OF MY BODY IF I DIE FIRST THAN THEM!!

H!Ortho: aww. I thought being Cerberus is a good way to go.

Idia: HELLO?

P!Ortho: I want to be the middle head. Cause I'm a middle child.

H! Ortho: I wanted to be middle head! Then I can be between big brother and brother.

P!Ortho: no way. It's mine. It's only proper I'm the middle child now!

H!Ortho: awww. Your not giving it to your very cute younger brother still?

The second brother shakes his head no.

Idia: GUYS DON'T JUST ACCEPT IT SO CASUALLY? HELLO?

Yuu, holding up color pallet: what color do you guys want for body.

Idia was ignored as the three discuss such topic so serious he almost thought that's how it's going to be canon ending for the three.

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Shrouds actually have a very big dog. It's a pet of the family since a long time ago but it's usually near the gate of the underworld. It's called Cerbiii

Cerbiii: gggggrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yuu: why your dog growing at us?

Idia: I don't know Yuu? I really wonder why.

The two are currently being growl at by the big three headed dog. At least two of the dog is growling at them but the other one is sleeping.

Yuu: your not recognize by your do—

Cerbiii suddenly went and tried to attack but they quickly dodge. But the two quickly dodge it, just barely cause of the outfit.

Idia: WHOS IDEA WAS IT TO DRESS UP AS A STEAK AND SQUIRREL HUH?

Yuu: YOU SAID YOULL BE RECOGNIZE EVEN IF YOU WEAR A MASK? 

Idia: DOGS CHASE SQUIRREL, AND CERBIII LIKES STEAKS!!

Yuu: well, I thought his love for his owner and master is stronger. 

Idia: omfg —

Suddenly the two were chase by Cerbiii as certain clawed hand from the gate have release him from the chain.

Yuu/idia, the two run in circle with the three headed dog chasing them: ORTHOO. HHHHHEEELLLLPPPPPP

...

Ortho who's making sandwiches heard someone calling for him look around and realize Yuu and idia is not playing video game in the gaming room anymore and currently being ... Chase by Cerbiii while Ruto is laughing watching them steak and squirrel running around.

Cerbiii is not really going to hurt them, he thought it's game time.

Ortho, sighing:... You can't leave them alone a second at all.

He later help them but made the two regret doing something like that by showing the video feed to everyone in the Styx and said:

Remember, if you think your an idiot. There's worse person than you.

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Do you guys think shrouds have the brotherly / siblings interaction like idia will be prank by his two brothers like

Idia: who eat my candy kit I order online? I was waiting to eat it today since it's a very rare item, that I specifically order cause 

Oru: nii-chan I can't eat cause I'm a humanoid. So it's obviously not me.

Ruto, a big ass phantom: that thing is too small and technically I don't have a mouth. Or need to eat.

Oru: Yuu went here earlier maybe they went and eat it?

Idia, believes them: oh. Okay then... Geez. Why can't yuuchi just ask for it. *Mumble.

When idia turn around the two is technically not eating it but playing with it since it's those jelly kit candy that can be shape into characters and one of idia get is Cerberus and panic.

But idia forgot something and saw them playing with something but the two Ortho went and throw it so fast it hit Yu who just happened to arrive for the FIRST time that day.

Yuu, licks the food: yummy.

Idia, stared at Yuu: you really did eat it!

Yuu: ?????

Idia, feeling disappointed and betrayed: you could have share it! Then it be a cute couple thing. *In tears.

Yuu:

I felt I'm being blame on something I did not do at all!!

The two Ortho in side just whistling as if they did not cause the drama at all.