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Collecting these swords like Pokémon cards!! 🤣 || A Block Tales chatfic

Summary:

"Player hummed as they walked around the busy streets of Turitopulis, not watching where they were going (something they would soon regret,) and...then they tripped on a box, long abandoned on the sidewalk, what?"

 

-

Or..

 

A Block Tales chatfic, yeah that's it gng..,,

Chapter 1: In the beninging

Summary:

Wooh the adventure STTARTS let's go..

Notes:

Shoutout to my uhm uhm friend (wife/husband/j) bug for encouraging me to write this

I need more blocktales chatfics no cap

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Player hummed as they walked around the busy streets of Turitopulis, not watching where they were going (something they would soon regret,) and...then they tripped on a box, long abandoned on the sidewalk, what?

They blinked, poking at it mindlessly as the tape that had probably been haphazardly plastered on, shined in the heat of the sun... They were EXTREMELY tempted to open it.

 

But- they couldn't..! After all, it might be someone else's, right? Player thought, looking around the box for any type of address, but...to their dismay- none. 

And, it was pretty heavy too.

 

Player groaned, hand on their chin, as they squat down, they looked like a maniac staring at a random box on the sidewalk but that's okay. They were the chosen one after all. No one questions the chosen one. Hopefully.

Eventually, they couldn't take it anymore, and ripped the box open like a deranged street rat who had found their food stock for the next year.

 

In all honesty, they weren't expecting ANYTHING. They just- did it on pure instinct and maybe some curiosity.

And...

 

The inside of the box, shimmered, practically blinding Player as it reflected the excruciating heat that the SFOTH damn sun emitted.

After scooting over to the side and using their body to cover the box from the sunlight, (which was undoubtedly BURNING their back, but that's okay.) Player could FINALLY see what was inside.

 

Phones.

 

What the fuck?

 

Player blinked vigorously, rubbing their eyes, and blinking again, this cycle continued for a bit before feeling someone smack the AIR out of their lungs.

They whined, whipping their head to look at the culprit of such an act, and spotting...Griefer! Oh wow such GREAT. Timing.

 

"WH4T TH3 FUCK 4R3 Y0U DO1NG?" He asked, cocking an eyebrow as he looked down at the currently crouched down and (probably) vulnerable Player. He went up to them in worry that something might happen to them, but he would never admit that.

"Nothin." They mumbled, quickly closing the box, and lifting it in their arms.

 

"...4R3 Y0U SUR3...?" Griefer asked once more,  little bit more annoyed this time. "Yeah! A hundred percent..." Player replied, before trying to walk away, but- Griefer had other plans.

He grabbed the hood of their jacket, (who wears a jacket in this scorching heat??) He thought, (lil buddy CANNOT be talking.)

 

"Uhnghh...let me go!" They yelped out, clinging onto the box like it was a lifeline, which made Griefer even MORE curious.

"NUH UH. ST0P SQU1RM1NG!" He growled, his grip tightening on their hoodie, (much to Player's dismay). "NOOO!" They protested, squirming around even more.

 

This went on for about half an hour, before Player gave up and showed the phones inside.

 

"0H. L1k3, m1ni m0n1tors." Griefer mumbled, inspecting one of them, turning it on and being flashed by a picture of Akitoya kissing, he yelped, dropping the phone inside the box, as Player turned their head to look at him, "What?" They asked, Griefer simply whistled and shoved his hands into his pockets. Neither of them would dwell on that.

"Okay, whatever I guess. Anyway- this is gonna be pretty useful, we should tell the rest!" Player reccomeneded. "0h, s0 NOW. You w4nna sh0w y0ur l1ttl3 dev1c3s 0ff." Griefer muttered under his breath.

 

--

 

The duo walked around the town, giving phones to close friends and allies, maybe even to some enemies too. They were all bored after all! As Shedletsky was still collecting info on the next sword, most of them had nothing to do.

Player placed the phone down onto Cruel King's ashes. /j

 

--

 

Player has created a groupchat.

Player has added 9 users.

Players has named the groupchat, "Pokémon".

Pokémon 

5 users are online.

 

Griefer 4:37 PM.

Dud3 y0ur3 g0nn4 g3t us c0pyr1ght3d

Player 4:38 PM.

Shhh

Back into my pokeball

Griefer

1'M 4CTU4LLY G0NNA K1LL Y0U.

Player 4:38 PM.

You already tried,,

And did you succeed..? 🤣✌️

NO! you didn't.. 

Laughs at you

Griefer 4:40 PM.

0MW T0 YOUR 1NN R1GHT N0W!<3

Griefer has gone offline.

Player 4:41 PM.

.

FUCK

Player has gone offline.

 

 

Blue has went online. 

Blue 4:54 PM.

first time chatting here kinda nervous…

 (I would like to sincerely apologize for any mistakes or misunderstandings that might be caused by my flawed use of the English language. I understand that my writing or speaking might not be up to the expected standard in countries such as the United States of America, United kingdom, Australia, ect. and I regret any confusion or misunderstandings that may arise because of such knowledge i have not in fact reached. English is not my first language, and while I am constantly striving to improve, I know there is always room for growth. I truly appreciate your understanding and patience as I continue to learn and refine my english language skills. Your feedback and any corrections you offer are valuable to me for as long as i still experience existence of atoms and molecules in my body, as they help me become more proficient and confident in my communication. once more, I deeply apologize for any inconvenience my knowledgeable errors may have caused, and I thank you for your continued support till this point.)

Red has went online.

Red 4:55 PM.

Qhat thyeh fucik

Kitchen Wizard 4:55 PM.

what now

Noobador 4:56 PM.

.

Blue 4:56 PM.

 Wutu u227e

Kyoko 4:57 PM.

That's great sweetie...!!!

Anwyay

What happened to Player?? 

💔

Cruel King 4:58 PM.

I'm not very sure,

But...they probably deserve it!

Kitchen Wizard 4:58 PM.

You're only saying that because they mauled you and stepped on your ashes 💔

Cruel King 4:59 PM.

SHUT YOUR UP

Kyoko 4:59 PM.

Shut your up ❤️

Red 5:00 PM.

The it the it the it

Cruel King 5:00 PM.

I'm killing you all.

Red 5:01 PM.

Can't hear you,,,

sticks my handd into ur torso

Cruel King 5:01 PM.

...

Kyoko 5:02 PM.

I GIGGLED

Griefer has went online.

Griefer 5:02 PM.

0n l3br0n?

Kyoko 5:03 PM.

on LeBron 🙏

Kitchen Wizard 5:03 PM.

What

Terry has went online.

Terry 5:04 PM.

slam dunking all of you into the garbage if you don't SYBAU!!!

Ts pmo on lebron

Shedletsky 5:07 PM.

What the sigma 🤣🤣✌️

Kitchen Wizard 5:08 PM.

I hope your entire body crumbles again

On lebron

Kitchen Wizard has gone offline.

Shedletsky 5:08 PM.

.

 

And then uhm uhm everyone else goes offline hahahahahaha syranwgeu 

 

Notes:

Hope u enjoyed gng!!

Chapter 2: Kitchen Wizard's weed garden

Summary:

EXACTLY what the title says...🤣✌️

Notes:

Me giving griefer BACKSHOTS
griefer: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."

Chapter Text

Pokémon 

4 users are online.

 

Player 3:23 AM.

Gng I'm starving

Griefer 3:32 AM.

l0s3r

C4NN0T b3 me.

Player 3:33 AM.

I wish I was Mayor Thanyiel's child instead...

Sigh 

Kitchen Wizard 3:34 AM.

U can come over if you want

Player 3:35 AM.

YAYAYAayy

Kitchen Wizard 3:35 AM.

Just ignore my uhm.

Garden.

Kyoko 3:36 AM.

I'm pretty hungry too!! Mind if I tag along?

Player 3:36 AM.

Yell heah

 

-

 

And so, the two set on their voyage to Spooksville, maybe they can give some other phones to residents residing there too! But, for now...they were too hungry to think of anything else.

Kyoko paused, realizing something midway through their journey.

 

"You can just- teleport there...right?" She murmured, Player flushed.

 

They chuckled awkwardly, opening up their panel and checking their check point, scanning the page before spotting, "The Manor".

Player hastily took Kyoko's hand, and used the other free one to press on "The Manor".

 

A Spawn symbol, appeared behind them, closing their eyes, and...

Teleporting.

 

Yay!

 

Player practically skipped over inside, with Kyoko, trailing behind as both of their stomachs grumbled, they both slid into the kitchen, spotting...Kitchen Wizard!

"Hello." Kitchen Wizard waved their translucent hand, spatula in hand as they cooked whatever. "I'm still cooking, you can just- wander around." They mumbled, before turning back to the stove.

 

"Alright!" Kyoko and Player replied in unison, before skedaddling away out of earshot, Player paused, "Do you remember the "garden" Kitchen Wizard told us to ignore?" They mumbled.

"Yeah..?" Kyoko replied, suspicion replacing her cheery face, "...I kinda wanna see it." They continued. Kyoko GASPED.

 

"Eh, alright! A new adventure for us." She giggled, before they tiptoed their way around the entire Manor, attempting to search for a garden, before...stumbling across one behind The Manor.

...

 

"Is that weed." Kyoko mumbled.

 

Player slowly nodded.

 

They hastily pulled their phone out and snapped a picture.

 

Pokémon 

6 users are online.

 

Player 4:21 AM.

[A picture of well, Kitchen Wizard's weed garden!]

Griefer 4:22 AM.

WH4T.

WH44444T?,??????????💔

Kyoko 4:22 AM.

My exact reaction.

Terry 4:23 AM.

Y are you guys so shcoked it was so obvi🥀🥀

Griefer

N0 1t w4snt 🥀

Kitchen Wizard has went online.

Kitchen Wizard 4:24 AM.

.

SHIT

Kyoko 4:24 AM.

uhm uhm 

Hearts!!

Kitchen Wizard 4:25 AM.

I'm haunting u both btw

Kitchen Wizard has gone offline.

Player 4:25 AM.

WAIT8 WAIT WAIT LETS TALK ABOUT THI

ICICIICIIC I I I STILL HAVE SWORDS TO COLELLCCT AND AND AND SAVE ROBLXOIQ😓🥺

and and Kyoko

Kyoko 4:27 AM.

.

OK BR

Kyoko has gone offline.

Player 4:27 AM.

OHS HTI

Player has gone offline.

Griefer 4:28 AM.

0ng why 1s dumb sh1t 4lways h4ppen1ng t0 th0s3 tw0. 🥀

Cruel King 4:29 AM.

Cause they're dumb too idk

Terry 4:29 AM.

I can agree with that ❤️

Shedletsky 4:30 AM.

You guys are haters!! On lebron!!

Terry 4:30 AM.

Lebron would never want you

Cruel King 4:31 AM.

clocked

Shedletsky 4:32 AM.

SOBS

Griefer 4:33 AM.

💔

Chapter 3: Cruel King feet

Summary:

Cruel King feet...? 😳

Notes:

Different formatting style cuz I wrote thsi in my notoes🤣🤣✌️

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pokémon

7 users are online.

 

Player 7:43 AM.

GUSY GUYZ GUYS

have you ever

Liek

Dreamt of cruel kings feet

 

Shedletsky 7:44 AM.

Are yiu woke

 

Terry 7:44 AM.

THSI IS BULLSHIT

 

Kyoko 7:45 AM. 

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

 

Noobador 7:45 AM.

IM INTO FAT BITCHES

 

Griefer 7:45 AM.

D0WN W1TH TH3 K1NG

 

Player 7:46 AM.

WAIT!!!! 

does the king have that gyatt

 

Terry 7:46 AM.

MAN SHUT YORU BITCHASS UP

 

Cruel King 7:46 AM.

WHAT THE FUCK

 

Player 7:47 AM.

OH SHIT!!1!1!11!

 

Blue has went online.

Red has went online.

 

Red 7:49 AM.

Mh phone is epxlxoodeing bro

SYBAU!!!!

 

Blue 7:50 AM.

Red!! Be nice :(

 

Cruel King 7:50 AM.

DONT BE NICE.

THEY WERE TALKIKG ABOUT MY FEET AND MY ASS

 

Noobador 7:51 AM.

DONT SAY THAT TO CHILDREN FAT FUCK

 

Griefer 7:51 AM.

Y0U L1TER4LLY SA1D Y0U W3RE 1NT0 F4T B1TCH3S E4RL1ER.

 

Kyoko 7:52 AM.

ong this is a disaster 

 

Player 7:53 AM.

OK BUT NO ONE ANSEEREED MY QUESTION

ISNT IT #RELEATABLE

 

Griefer 7:53 AM.

Y0UR3 4LONE 0N TH1S 0NE.

 

Shedletsky 7:54 AM.

Sweats

 

Terry 7:54 AM.

THE FUCK YOU MEAN SWEATS

ARE YOU DEADASS DREAMINF ABOUT FEET

 

Shedletsky 7:55 AM.

I COUDLNT SLEEP AJD THEN INTHOUGHT ABOUT FEET FOR A SPLIT SECODN AND THEN I DOZED OFF

 

Cruel King 7:56 AM.

WHY MY FEET SPECIFICALLY 

 

Shedletsky 7:56 AM.

IDK???

 

Red 7:57 AM.

Blkue 

Weer srurro7jded my hopeless adults

Qe shoudl kill the

M

 

Kyoko 7:57 AM.

💔

 

Player 7:58 AM.

Yeah yeah i agree go kill them!!

 

Red 7:58 AM.

You're included btW

DIEE

 

Player 7:58 AM.

JEEZ!!

ALL THIS HARASSMENT OVER FEET DREAMS 

YOU GUYS ARE JErKS

 

Noobador 7:59 AM.

Look at me gay in the face and tell me, "I dreamt about a dead king's feet!"

 

Player 7:59 AM.

oh.

Oh..,,

 

Cruel King 8:00 AM.

Didn't need to add the "dead" part in but okay

 

Terry 8:00 AM.

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ITS TRUE BUCKO

 

Cruel King 8:01 AM.

FUCK YOU

 

Kyoko 8:01 AM.

HAD to get popcorn for this 

 

Griefer 8:02 AM.

Sh4r3.

 

Kyoko 8:02 AM.

get ur own ✋️✋️

 

Griefer 8:03 AM.

GR0WLSLSSKKSSLSSL

 

Kitchen Wizard has went online.

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:04 AM.

Opened discord jst to see a 21 year old growling in the text.

Great 

Life is great 

 

Red 8:04 AM.

You HAD a life

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:05 AM.

.

 

Blue 8:05 AM.

RED STOP BULLYIJG DEAD PEOPLE

 

Cruel King 8:06 AM.

I agree with that sentiment

 

Noobador 8:07 AM.

exclude him from your no bullying list

He feet

 

Cruel King 8:07 AM.

FUCK YOU

IT ISNT EVEN MY FAULT

THAT THE6

DREAMED ABOUT MY FEET

 

Player 8:08 AM.

❤️

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:08 AM.

Fighting like 1st graders in the school bathroom attempting a roast battle 💔

 

Kyoko 8:09 AM.

I GIGGLED

Notes:

Did you.guys spot the uhm uhm that one meme ref hahahahahh 🤣✌️

Chapter 4: Femboy Griefer Allegations, PART 1... (I'm sorry)

Summary:

You'll see...

Notes:

I had "Me giving griefer BACKSHOTS
griefer: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them know ure MINE" as my status on dc and my friend (they know who thry are) replied eith "real I need femboy griefer" so like

Here we are

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pokémon 

3 users are online.

 

Player 12:31 AM.

Guys..

Wouldn't it be funny if like like

Mayor Thanyiel had a secret stash of stuff for femboys

 

Griefer 12:31 AM.

3XCUSE ME.

 

Player 12:32 AM.

NO CUZ

ITS A GENUINE QUESTION

LIKE

 

Kyoko 12:32 AM.

PLAYER???

IR WAS FEET NOW ITS

FEMBOYS

 

Griefer 12:32 AM.

0H MY G0SH.

WHY 1N TH3 W0RLD W0ULD Y0U 4SSUM3 TH4T 4B0UT MY D4D

 

Player 12:33 AM.

ok so

Remember when I handed your ass to you 

So then he hugged you or whatever 

And I took the Venomshank

And so

So

I uhm

Passed his house and thought

"Won't hurt to take a peek, I saved his son anyway"

And then I saw a pair of cat ears before BOLTING out when I heard you guys come back

 

Kyoko 12:36 AM.

PLAYER.

 

Griefer 12:37 AM.

O0 TH4TS WHY 1 H3ARD RUSTL1NG 0UTS1D3.

0H MY G0SH PL4Y3R.

 

Player 12:37 AM.

SWEATS

 

Kitchen Wizard has went online.

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:38 AM.

CAN YOU GUYS FIX YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULES

ITS 12AM FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

Player 12:39 AM.

no caj do..

I got a world to save

 

Griefer 12:39 AM.

TH3 0NLY TH1NG Y0UR3 DO1NG 1S 4CCUSING MY D4D 0F B3ING 4 F3MB0Y.

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:40 AM.

PLAYER..

 

Kyoko 12:40 AM.

i cannot believe the fact we're deadass rifht now

 

Player 12:40 AM.

STPPP

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:40 AM.

HOW AHOUT YOU STOP THINKING ZBOUT WEIRD SHIT 😭

 

Player 12:41 AM.

TO BE WEIRD IS TO BE FREE

 

Kyoko 12:41 AM.

WWait..

do you guys know that quote?

Like father like son

So if Mayor Thanyiel IS actually a femboy.

Wouldn't that mean..

 

Player 12:42 AM.

GASP

 

Griefer 12:42 AM.

WWH4T.

H3LL0???

1 W0ULD N3VER.

FUCK Y0U 

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:43 AM.

Wait...that's actually valid..,

 

Griefer 12:44 AM.

WWH4T N0 STOP?????

 

Noobador has went online.

 

Noobador 12:44 AM.

WHATS WITH ALL THIS RUCKUS

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:44 AM.

Player, Kyoko, and I think Griefer and his father are femboys

 

Noobador 12:45 AM.

WAHT

Valid lowk

 

Griefer 12:45 AM.

WH4T.

3XCUS3 ME.

FUCK Y0U 4LLL😠😠💔

N0 PR00F N0 PR00F!!!!11!1!1!1!1!

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:46 AM.

WAIT 

Let me crack this guy

Spam Cruel King

He had ties with Mayor.

 

Player 12:46 AM.

Aight..

 

Griefer 12:47 AM.

WWH4TD0 Y0U M34N BY T1ES..???? 

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:47 AM.

@Cruel King

@Cruel King

 

Noobador 12:48 AM.

@Cruel King

 

Kyoko 12:48 AM.

@Cruel King

@Cruel King

@Cruel King

 

Player 12:48 AM.

@Cruel King

 

Cruel King has went online.

 

Cruel King 12:50 AM.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LOT WANT FROM ME

YOU INTERRUPTED MY beauty SLEEP

 

Player 12:51 AM.

YOU CAN DLEEP FOR ETERNITY FOR ALL I CARE

BUT 2NITE WE HAVE AN IMPORTSNT QYESTON

 

Kyoko 12:51 AM.

is Mayor Thanyiel a femboy..?

Or, was he a femboy

 

Cruel King 12:51 AM.

...

Mayhaps.

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:51 AM.

WE WIN

GRIEFERS A FEMBOY

 

Player 12:52 AM.

WOOHOOOO

 

Griefer 12:52 AM.

WH4T TH3 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

Kyoko 12:52 AM.

SHH ITS OKAY!!

embrace the femboyness..be free! ❤️

 

Player 12:53 AM.

Yell heah...

 

Noobador 12:53 AM.

We listen and we don't judge. ❤️

 

Kitchen Wizard 12:53 AM.

Congratulations 

You came out!

 

Griefer 12:53 AM.

1M JUMP1NG.

Notes:

We sure do love femboy Griefer!

Chapter 5: Blue and her weird blob pet

Summary:

Blue makes an abomination!!

Notes:

I got bored oka

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pokémon 

4 users are online.

 

Blue has went online.

 

Blue 8:17 AM.

Guys :(

I burnt the water :(((

 

Griefer 8:17 AM.

WH4T.

HOW.

K1D.

H0W.

 

Red 8:17 AM.

She tried boiling eggs witb her eeyy3s closed and whehn she opened 5hem the water was browj 

 

Kyoko 8:17 AM.

EXCUSE ME..??

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:17 AM.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN

 

Blue 8:18 AM.

I dont knowwww :dd

 

Red 8:18 AM.

I wonder how uncs gonna respond to ts

 

Blue 8:18 AM.

AJGGXHHDUHDDH :(((

 

Griefer 8:18 AM.

H0WD 1T 3VEN TURN BR0WN. 💔

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:19 AM.

LITERALLY??

 

Kyoko 8:19 AM.

Can you send a picture of it Blue..???

 

Blue 8:19 AM.

[Picture of eggs floating in brown water.]

 

Red 8:19 AM.

:/

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:19 AM.

OH MY SFOTH.

Why would you even try doing this on your own...??

 

Blue 8:20 AM

Uncle was asleep and I was hungry :d

 

Red 8:20 AM.

Could've eaten chips like me ✌️

 

Kyoko 8:20 AM.

😭 

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:21 AM.

I can't even find any words to say

Just

HOW is this possible

 

Player has went online.

 

Player 8:21 AM.

Gm lovely Pokémon

 

Red 8:21 AM.

I hope you stub your toes and drink orange juice after brushing your teeth

 

Player 8:22 AM.

Love you too Red,, /platonic

 

Griefer 8:22 AM.

H4D T0 SP3CIFY TH3 PL4T0NIC

Player 8:22 AM.

I DNOT WANT PEOPLE TO MISN9NTERPET ME AS one of THOSE people...

 

Kyoko 8:23 AM.

Valid

 

Blue 8:23 AM.

Guys the eggshells cracked

It spilled all over the water:(

It's mixed with brown and yellow now,,,

[A picture of exactly that.]

It's growling at me :(

[Voice attachment; "Gurgle, gr.. grumble..."]

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:23 AM.

HAHWAT THE FUCK???

SHPULDNT THE EGG ALREADY BE BOILED??

 

Red 8:23 AM.

She boiled it on the lowest fire setting possible 

 

Player 8:23 AM.

BLUE...????

WHAT ARE YOU COOKING 💔💔

 

Blue 8:23 AM.

IDUSUEYUUDSJHXHEHE 

 

Shedletsky has went online.

 

Shedletsky 8:24 AM.

sup

Shedletsky replied to Blue's attachment.

GOOD SFOTH I GOT JUMPSCARWD BY THAT PICTURE 

WHY IS IT GROWLIJG AT YOU

 

Blue 8:24 AM.

It's honestly kinda cute! 

I wanna keep it

 

Player 8:24 AM.

BLUE...

that thing growled at you WHY DO YOU WANT IT

 

Blue 8:24 AM.

It reminds me of my old pet rat!

His name was Ratatouille but then I just found him dead ontop of our kitchen counter! His body made that same gurgling noise, and he inflated and exploded!

 

Red 8:26 AM. 

A dark time indeed

 

Player 8:26 AM.

How do I respond to this

 

Kyoko 8:27 AM.

OFFER YOUR CONDOLENCES..???

 

Player 8:27 AM.

Ih yeah right

Rip Ratatouille 💔😭😓🥀

 

Blue 8:28 AM.

I got over it!!!

Anyway! I placed him in a bowl, I'm naming him Sheldon Cooper! :)

 

Shedletsky 8:28 AM.

Hey!! Don't diss my boy Sheldon Cooper like that 

 

Red 8:28 AM.

Gonna make it watch star trek w us now LMAOO

 

Griefer 8:29 AM.

Wh4t 1f 1t ju5t gr0ws 4 h4nd 4nd st4rts d0ing th3 sf0th d4mn sp0ck s1gn 😭

 

Player 8:30 AM.

SOTPTP YOIRE MAKING MY IMAGINSTITON GO MAD

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:30 AM.

Sheldon Cooper (as in the weird blob thing Blue is raising) breakdancing while listening to Ayesha Erotica

 

Red 8:30 AM.

Sheldon Cooper exploding a microwave by heating a pair of Noobador's stinky socks

 

Shedletsky 8:31 AM.

Sheldon Cooper sneaking into an air ventilator and jumping on Builderman

 

Player 8:31 AM.

STITPPDJTGDB IM CAJCLVING

 

Noobador has went online.

 

Noobador 8:32 AM.

pls tell me why I see a Blue and Red playing with a BLOB in a bowl. It's MOVING too.

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:32 AM.

Backread

 

Noobador 8:39 AM.

OH MY SFOTH

Oh wait I know how that happened

Our roof got tore off and then I heard a flock of birds flying over the house at 8:17 too, they probably shit on the pot Blue was cooking on

Mightve been a mutilated bird

Who knows

 

Kyoko 8:44 AM.

ARE YOU SAYING YHAT THINGS MSDE OUT OF MUTILATED BIRD SHIT

 

Noobador 8:44 AM.

Maybe

 

Blue 8:44 AM.

it's okay!

I still love Sheldon Cooper

 

Griefer 8:46 AM.

1M ST1CK1NG T0 TH3 R3AL SH3LD0N C00P3R......

 

 

Notes:

We'll miss you Ratatouille

Chapter 6: Red explodes a microwave (and sets their house on fire) + random bs

Summary:

Exactly what the title says gng..

Notes:

Lowk died for real🤣✌️

Anwyay uhmuhm new characters next chapter (I wktn spoil who theh are but ym.....k..)heh..)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pokémon 

4 users are online.

 

Red 2:34 AM.

Guys

I exploded the micuroravw 

 

Griefer 2:34 AM.

1TS 2AM 0N 4 M0ND4Y M0RN1NG K1D.

H0W TH3 4CTU4L FUCK????????

 

Red 2:34 AM.

Felt cute

Slash jay😒😒😒😒kubzscoutz😒😒😒😒

 

Kyoko 2:34 AM.

When will you guys stop having kitchen incidents??? 😢😢

 

Player 2:34 AM.

Never 🤫🤫

 

Red 2:34 AM.

Ok wtver

So

I tried heating Sheldon Cooper up cuz he was preetty cold for staying in thr fridge for like a long time

And then

I set it to uh

Idfk

And the microwave exploded

 

Kyoko 2:36 AM.

WHAT AHAPPENED TO SHELDON THOGU??MMM

 

Red 2:36 AM.

He's alive

He's just.

On fire

But that's okay

 

Player 2:36 AM.

HOW ISTHAT OKAY?...?????

 

Red 2:36 AM.

He's eating the fier

What a chad

 

Griefer 2:36 AM.

WH4T TH3 FUCK1TY FUCK

 

Kyoko 2:36 AM.

Fuckity fuck 💗

 

Griefer 2:37 AM.

5HUT UP.

 

Red 2:37 AM.

Oh shit the house is on fire

 

Player 2:37 AM.

WHAT.

OMW????

 

Player has gone offline.

 

Kyoko 2:37 AM.

WAKE YOUR UNCLE SND YOUR SIBLING UP ANDD RUN OUT OF THERE????,??

 

Red 2:37 AM.

This is fine

 

Griefer 2:37 AM.

N0 1TS N0T???? 1 L1T3R4LLY S33 SM0K3 4LL TH3 W4Y 0V3R H3R3??? 😭 

 

Red 2:38 AM.

lowk gonna get cooked like the house by my unc

But that's okay

 

Kyoko 2:38 AM.

YOUR STANDARDS ARE SO LOW....?

 

Red 2:38 AM.

I just got my priorities str8 for real 🤣✌️

 

(Timeskip)

 

Pokémon 

6 users are online.

 

Red 8:32 PM.

Call me William Afton because I ALWAYS come back

 

Player 8:32 PM.

back from that whooping 😓😭

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:32 PM.

WJAT 

 

Red 8:32 PM.

❤️‍🩹

I'm not oka

BUT I actually AM William afton cuz I jst survived a fire (and the most tremendous scolding ever)

 

Shedletsky 8:32 PM.

Now you just need a fursuit

I have plenty, you can borrow some since I'm so kind and angelic

 

Terry 8:32 PM.

The only thing that's angelic is the angels jn heaven waiting for you to die because of kidney stones and diabetes 

 

Griefer 8:34 PM.

WH4T

TH4TS CR4ZY?? 

 

Player 8:34 PM.

Crszy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room full of RATS. The rats made me crazy.

 

Griefer 8:34 PM.

Crszy

 

Player 8:34 PM.

TYPO... don't you know that we make MISTAKES in life???!!!! You think ure PERFECT withe yoru forsaken pregsnant men pics!!!

 

 Kitchen Wizard 8:34 PM.

WHAT 

MODS EXECUTE THEM

 

Shedletsky 8:35 PM.

not yet gng

Gotta make them do my work for me first

 

Player 8:35 PM.

SLAVERY

 

Red 8:35 PM.

Loser

 

Noobador has went online.

 

Red 8:35 PM.

Fuck no ✌️🤣

 

Red has gone offline.

 

Blue 8:35 PM.

😭 

 

Kyoko 8:35 PM.

What the helly is happening bro

 

Shedletsky 8:35 PM.

Cruel King licking cow feet

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:35 PM.

ID RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMEONES HOUSE EXPLODIFNG MORE THSN TALKING ABOUT A DEAD KING LICKING COW FEET

 

Player 8:36 PM.

Set ur priorities str8 fr bro🤣✌️

 

Kitchen Wizard 8:36 PM.

That's jt...

Pulls out ruler and WHIPS YOU

 

Blue 8:36 PM.

You guys get so side tracked so quickly it's actually insane.. 😭😓

 

Griefer 8:37 PM.

1 C4N 4GR33...

4NYW4Y, H0WS SH3LD0N?

 

Blue 8:37 PM.

He's okay!

He's a bit

Charred but that's okay ^_^

I'll just color him again

 

Kyoko 8:37 PM.

YOU COLORED HIM???

 

 

Blue 8:37 PM.

Yeah! With glitter glue!!

 

Terry 8:37 PM.

Your pet reminds me of that "mixing things into this thing thing till I make life part 2763"

And it actually worked

 

Player 8:37 PM.

Real I fear...

 

Noobador 8:42 PM.

Did I miss a lot

 

Kyoko 8:42 PM.

oh moobador...always chatting when everyone dies....

🥹💔

 

Noobador 8:42 PM.

sigh

 

Notes:

Boptycheek

Chapter 7: What in the yaoi

Summary:

More characters join the fray, will they survive? PROBABLY !!!!!!!

Notes:

Burps

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Pokémon 

3 users are online.

 

Player 1:23 AM.

gang

Gabf.fbsbg

I just went to get the firebrand and I met some cool gal and.a coolgui along the wway

GUY**

I wanna add them hhere but the.gc is full so I made a SEVVRER

[Invite link to a server called, "Alpha males/females/theythems."]

4 members, 4 online.

 

Greifer 1:25 AM.

Th3 n4m3 c0nc3rns m3 but 0k4y......??

 

 

-

 

Alpha males/females/theythems

4 users are online.

#general

 

--> Welcome, gr13furrussy! Hope you brought pizza! 1:26 AM.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 1:26 AM.

Son...??? 😳

What is that username...? 😲

 

Griefer 1:26 AM.

D4D??????

WHY 4R3 Y0U 4W4K3 4T TH15 T1M3

 

Mayor Thanyiel 1:26 AM.

I forgot to take my medicine! 🤭

 

Player 1:27 AM.

I forgot to tell u,,

Ur dad is here too,,🥹

 

Griefer 1:27 AM.

1'D S4Y S0M3TH1NG BUT MY D4D 1S H3R3 R1GHT N0W.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 1:27 AM.

it's okay son! 😁

Say whatever you want! 😊❤️

I won't judge. 😉

Especially if you pull the huzz! 😳

 

Player 1:27 AM.

IM GIGGLIGN

 

Finn McCool 1:28 AM.

Yooo like what's up for real my dudezzzzzz how we doing for reall🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️

 

Calypso 1:28 AM.

.

I'm gonna punt you

 

Finn McCool 1:28 AM.

Jeez what a party pooper 🤣🤣😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

 

Griefer 1:28 AM.

😓😓

 

--> Yay, you made it, luminegenshinimpact! 1:29 AM.

 

Griefer 1:29 AM.

WH0 TH3 FUCK

 

Kyoko 1:29 AM.

I wonder who... 💔

 

Calypso 1:29 AM.

WHAT

WATWHAYTTT???

 

Kyoko 1:29 AM.

WHAWHATETAWMYW

WY2ATS

W

 

Finn McCool 1:29 AM.

Is this a family reunion 🤣🤣

 

Calypso 1:30 AM.

.

 

Kyoko 1:30 AM.

.

 

Player 1:30 AM.

It definitely is🤣🤣✌️

 

Finn McCool 1:30 AM.

It was obvious for real🤣🤣✌️

 

Calypso 1:31 AM.

When I catch you both.

 

(Timeskip)

 

--> b4sz has landed. 7:32 AM.

--> ing4 just joined the server! 7:32 AM.

--> m00badodor just spawned in the server. 7:33 AM.

 

Griefer 7:33 AM.

B4sz ing4 💔💔

 

Red 7:33 AM.

Baz

 

Blue 7:33 AM.

Inga :3

 

Noobador 7:33 AM.

Moo bad odor 😕

 

Player 7:33 AM.

Is this a team rocket entrance 💔💔

 

Kyoko 7:33 AM.

MOO BAD ODOR IM CRYING

 

--> CurlyM0uthw4shing has landed, hope you brought pizza! 7:34 AM.

 

Calypso 7:34 AM.

WHAT

 

Griefer 7:34 AM.

1M G1GGL1NG

 

Shedletsky 7:34 AM.

STOTP BULTLTONG ME

Terry took my phone and changed my username

 

Player 7:34 AM.

WHAT EVEN WAS UR OLD USERNAME??

 

Shedletsky 7:34 AM.

DisabledFagg0t2763

Another case of my phone being stolen and having my name changed

Idk who stole it though 

 

Blue 7:35 AM.

WHAT

IM CRYIJG

 

Kyoko 7:35 AM.

UR NEW USER IS WAY BETTER THEN 😕😕

 

Red 7:35 AM.

Both of his usernames are true thoguj !!!!

 

--> Cheers! peeelsa is here! 7:35 AM.

 

Noobador 7:36 AM.

PEE ELSA

???

 

Cruel King 7:36 AM.

Shut up

 

--> Welcome, grow4crackgard3n, we hope you brought pizza! 7:36 AM.

 

Calypso 7:36 AM.

WHO MADE THESE USERS

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY NAMED THEMSELVES THIS

 

Player 7:37 AM.

Sweats 

 

Kitchen Wizard 7:37 AM.

FUCK YOU

 

Kyoko 7:37 AM.

IM CRYIJGGGG

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:37 AM.

New people! 😳

 

Cruel King 7:37 AM.

.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:38 AM.

.

 

Griefer 7:38 AM.

Huh

Wh4t

Wh4ts h4pp3n1ng

D4d

D4D

????????

 

--> Brace yourselves, clubpenguinconnoisseur has joined the server. 7:39 AM.

 

Noobador 7:39 AM.

I'm bracing myself alright 💔

 

Terry 7:39 AM.

Yaoi reunion

 

Shedletsky 7:39 AM.

WHAT

 

Kitchen Wizard 7:39 AM.

WHAT

 

Player 7:39 AM.

WHAT

 

Griefer 7:39 AM.

Wh4t.

3xcus3 m3.

D4D.

D4D.......

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:39 AM.

it's not what you think it is son...! 😓

 

Cruel King 7:40 AM.

It IS what you think it is...

 

Kyoko 7:40 AM.

the angel and the devil on his shoulder 💔

 

Red 7:40 AM.

King Yaoi the 3rd or your father

Which one do you choose...😳

 

Calypso 7:40 AM.

KING YAOI THE 3RD???

 

Griefer 7:40 AM.

0h my g0sh............

0HHH MY G0SH ........

D4D.

 

Blue 7:41 AM.

A moment Griefer has had nightmares about for years has come true

How will he handle such a tragic event?

 

Noobador 7:41 AM.

Like father like son they say

If Mayor Thanyiel is gay then...

 

Player 7:41 AM.

GASP?????

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:41 AM.

what

Wow! I'm so happy for you son 😊 

 

Cruel King 7:41 AM.

You aren't running away from ts buddy.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:41 AM.

Dangit... 😒

 

Finn McCool 7:42 AM.

my yaoi dreams came true fr gang 

😳😳✌️

 

Kitchen Wizard 7:42 AM.

Real I fear

 

Cruel King 7:42 AM.

We're taking this to dms.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:42 AM.

WHAT! 😨

 

Griefer 7:42 AM.

D4D N0

PL34S3

 

Terry 7:42 AM.

I fear the worst for your father

 

Shedletsky 7:42 AM.

Tragic I must say

 

Finn McCool 7:42 AM.

For real,,,,,, 😕

 

Red 7:43 AM.

Rest in piss Mayor Fagyiel

 

Kyoko 7:43 AM.

WHAT

RED DONT SAYBTHAT 😭 

 

Griefer 7:43 AM.

1 w0nt 3v3n d3ny th4t 4tp.........😕💔

 

Blue 7:44 AM.

Lost ALL hope 💔💔

 

Noobador 7:44 AM.

This was truly our Blocktales 

 

Notes:

I giggled while writing this,,,,,!!!

Angst next chapter......mwuahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chapter 8: Cradle me.

Summary:

Guilt washes over Player.

Notes:

Take your toxichero hurt/comfort losers (I mean this in the most affectionate way possible, ily gang 🥹)

I didn't betaread for shit btw 😒

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Player smiled down weakly at their phone as it illuminated their face in their dimly lit hotel room, the cold wind emitting from the air conditioner grazing their skin. 

 

They let out a breathless chuckle, deprived of all happiness and amusement as they set their phone down onto their nightstand, plopping themselves down onto the cheap covers, staring up at the ceiling as their thoughts ran everywhere. Their head was pounding. They could hear the SFOTH swords whispering to them as they fluttered their eyes closed, trying to find peace and tranquility in dreamland, but the swords and their thoughts, had other plans.

 

The memory of Captain Trotter dying replayed in their mind, with Calypso collapsing down onto her knees besides them as she mourned, but Player? They simply stared down onto the lava, retrieving the Firebrand with little to no emotion at all as a sound effect played, but, everything started to turn into white noise as they could feel the sides of their eyes slowly starting to blur. This was bad. They couldn't pass out now, they couldn't...but, the exhaustion had slowly crept up to them, and they felt themselves get on their knees, and fall onto the ground.

 

It was terrible honestly, He didn't deserve it. He was being manipulated and controlled by the Firebrand, he only wanted to protect his crew, his family (In which he included Player in), but they oversaw that, and...an innocent life was taken away, at the cost of what? A sword? They didn't even know if what they were doing was right anymore. We're they just- mindlessly slaying others? After all, they killed all their emotions, they couldn't feel, and they couldn't figure anything out. It was hopeless. They couldn't find comfort in anyone either, even when they tried confiding with others, nothing worked. They missed their family, their friends, and everything else back at home, or- the future, they really did. But, they knew they had to do this to save Robloxia, atleast that's what Shedletsky told them.

 

Everything was starting to get tiring, the swords weren't helping either. They bothered them, made their head hurt in ways more than one, made them slowly start to lose their mind as they fought in their headspace. They always looked insane when they randomly started punching themselves in public when the swords got too rowdy, but that didn't help most of the time either.

 

...

 

Could they even do this anymore? Out of...every Robloxian in the world, they were the chosen one, but why? An unemployed dimwit with multiple mental disorders was chosen to save the world? They couldn't find themselves handling such an important task, even standing up to get water was getting tiring for them, so...how in the world were they supposed to handle gathering swords that pester you 24/7 and SAVE Robloxia? It just seemed so...so impossible in their eyes. It wasn't even something they couldn't laugh about anymore...it was starting to weigh on them. And they couldn't do anything but keep on going and oblige to every order.

 

-

 

3 days later.

 

Alpha males/females/theythems

8 users are online.

#general 

 

Griefer 4:52 PM.

Guy5, 1s 1t ju5t m3 0r h4s pl4y3r N0T b33n 0nl1n3 1n 3 d4ys???

 

Kyoko 4:52 PM.

Actually 

Yeah 😕

 

Red 4:52 PM.

The funny thing is

You two are first to notice

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👅❤️

 

Blue 4:52 PM.

Red..!!!!

Stop that 

 

Griefer 4:52 PM.

Wh4t3v3r

1ts n0t l1k3 1 c4r3.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 4:53 PM.

Then why are you packing up? 🤭

 

Kyoko 4:53 PM.

.

HELP

 

Kitchen Wizard 4:53 PM.

It's okay bro

Just admit it. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

 

Griefer 4:53 PM.

SHUT TH3 FUCK UP.

 

 

-

 

 

Player stayed in bed, they had lost track of time, they were hungry, thirsty, stinky- even, it was...gross, they felt sticky, they felt horrible. Which was rare nowadays, they didn't know whether they should savor these emotions and feelings or scream into their pillow because of it, they couldn't decide. Was it because of Ghostwalker? Is that why they were feeling this? They didn't know...

 

They sighed, turning their back on the door as they stared blankly at the wall besides them, as silence, settled into the dark room, the only source of light being the sunlight filtering from the curtains. Casting a small rectangle of light on their feet. It felt nice, to feel an ounce of warmth as the cold of the air conditioner enveloped their body, it wasn't comfortable, but it wasn't that bad either.

 

Eventually, they heard a knock on their door, but, they couldn't find themselves getting out of bed, their head always started pounding when they tried standing up, so they had no choice but to stay in bed. But, the knocking got louder, it's rhythm slowly starting to ragged and chopped, Player could tell the person behind the door was slowly starting to get impatient. And then, they heard a muffled voice.

 

"0p3n th3 d00r punk!" Griefer yelled out, voice booming behind the door, he groaned, ultimately deciding to just try and open the door, he reached for the door knob, gently turning it and...it was unlocked. He cocked an eyebrow. "..." he felt shiver run down his spine, and then, he burst in and tumbled on a pair of socks, he stood up, and awkwardly dusted himself off and immediately tried looking for Player in the dark room.

 

And eventually, he spotted them. They looked like a corpse with how disheveled and still they were. Griefer closed the door behind him, quickly locking it before running up to Player and kneeling down next to their bed.

 

He felt his breathing become unsteady as he stared at them, before poking them. And...they flinched, he breathed a small sigh of relief. He then decided to...cuddle up in bed with them, no homo of course! He crawled over, laying down next to them. Griefer blinked awkwardly, turning his head to look at Player before noticing... they were awake. FUCK.

 

Griefer let out a small gasp, as Player slowly blinked, "...W-wuh..? A-am I dreaming...?" They mumbled lazily as they lifted a hand up to cup Griefer's cheek, the other jolted at their cold touch and awkwardly reciprocated by cupping their hand back. And Player slowly started to realize, this wasn't a dream. What the fuck? Put them in a dating sim at this point!

 

Their eyes widened as they quickly peeled their hand off of Griefer's cheek and jolted up, quickly falling off the bed and rolling down onto the cold, hard floor, Griefer let out a small yelp. "WH4T TH3 FUCK 4R3 Y0U D01NG!?" He barked as he went over to the edge of the bed to peek at Player. "Ah- erm...nothing, I just- got surprised." They muttered as they scratched the back of their neck. "W3LL? WH4T 4R3 Y0U W41T1NG F0R? G3T B4CK UP H3R3." He deadpanned, Player simply raised an eyebrow, and, they awkwardly obliged.

 

They crawled over, gently lowering themselves down onto the bed, with Griefer next to them, watching them. Which was awkward in some sense?

 

Griefer blinked, before slowly wrapping an arm around them and pulling them in before they could fully process what was going on. They let out a small gasp, eyes widened before settling into the hug...it was...warm, and refreshing...something they didn't deserve but also something they found themselves longing for. They could get used to this..

 

 

-

 

Alpha males/females/theythems

7 online.

#general

 

Kyoko 5:01 PM.

What do you think they're doing

 

Shedletsky 5:01 PM.

10 tix on

 

Kyoko has timed Shedletsky out for 10 minutes.

 

Kitchen Wizard 5:01 PM.

Cuddling in denial slow burn 🥹

 

Kyoko 5:01 PM.

PEAK

ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

Notes:

Travelinghero next chapter 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

Chapter 9: Canadasexual

Summary:

Mayor Thanyiel against the pride flags

+ some icetea and travelinghero segments

Notes:

Chucks Icetea and Travelinghero at you guys

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Here's the TravelingHero that I promised,,, winks,,, ToxicTravelingHero soon maybe

 

 

 

Kyoko and Player's DMS.

 

Kyoko 1:45 PM.

Hii Player

Are u okayyyyyy 

 

Player 1:45 PM.

Yeah of course

 

Kyoko 1:46 PM.

Is it about the swords again?

 

Player 1:46 PM.

Er

I guess

 

Kyoko 1:46 PM.

Ah alright! I understand

But, I don't think that's all.

 

Player 1:46 PM.

Maybe

 

Kyoko 1:46 PM.

You don't have to tell me if you're uncomfortable of course! ^_^

But just know I'll always be here to give you a helping hand, alright?

 

 

-

 

Player stared down at their phone, a small smile forming on their face as they read Kyoko's message, it was sweet, really. But, did they deserve this? After all...the OTHER thing that was bugging them was...well, immense guilt, guilt for something they didn't wanna dwell on.

 

How could they tell her? Would she judge them? Would she leave them? They didn't wanna know. They really didn't. But, a part of them, wanted to tell her anyway, to cry in her shoulder and let their walls down. They haven't done that in a long time.

 

They let out a small sigh, spacing out, before- hearing a notification. Kyoko sent another message, what could it be this time?

 

-

 

Kyoko 1:49 PM.

But uh, if you're still feeling down, we can hangout? 🥹

 

Player 1:49 PM.

That sounds nice, sure.

 

Kyoko 1:49 PM.

Yayayaya

Let's just take a stroll :3

 

 

-

 

The leaves crunched under the weight of both of their boots, as more leaves, gracefully fell down, gently landing on the soft grass of Bizville, Player always wondered how the grass here felt so nice and cool.

 

Comfortable silence settled in between them as they walked through the streets of Bizville, the distant chirping of merchants, other passerbys and the occasional passing of the cars, being the only thing they heard.

 

Eventually, they both got a bit tired, and Kyoko suggested sitting down on a nearby bench, where they plopped themselves on. "...So, how are you holding up?" Kyoko asked, a small smile on her face as she awaited for an answer from them.

 

"...I'm holding up well for now, I guess." Player mumbled, they were barely audible but she still heard them, "Ah, that's great then!" She giggled enthusiastically, beaming at them.

 

Player simply smiled, before feeling something landing on their head. "Is there something on my head...?" They asked awkwardly, and Kyoko nodded, quickly reaching for it and plucking out a small leaf, "Heh, you had a leaf on you!" She smiled, letting it slip through the gaps of her fingers and scooting a little bit closer to Player, as comfortable silence settled between them once more.

 

This was a nice change of pace.

 

 

-

 

 

 

Cruel King and Mayor Thanyiel's DMS. (The the the rhe thing from chapter 7)

 

 (HOW THE FUCK DO I WRITE OLD MEN TALKING 😒😒)

 

Cruel King 7:42 AM.

So

It's been a while.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:42 AM.

Mhm.

 

Cruel King 7:42 AM.

I see you've got a son.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:43 AM.

Yeah..

 

Cruel King 7:43 AM.

Yeah..

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:43 AM.

Yeah..

 

Cruel King 7:43 AM.

Yeah..

Say Yeah.. if you wanna make out with me sloppy style

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:44 AM.

Yeah..

WHAT

 

Cruel King 7:44 AM.

Ooh you little freak 👅👅

I'll give you what you want then,, heh...pucker up

 

Mayor Thanyiel 7:44 AM.

WHAT.

 

 

-

 

 

Alpha males/females/theythems

11 users are online.

#general 

 

Shedletsky 3:21 PM.

Having a job sucks bro

 

Blue 3:21 PM.

P..p…lease… c-censor.. *sighs* … ahem!!… a-… *starts crying* ….. *sniff* j-…. J….. j… ARGH! *screams in agony* i-I… can’t!… … *sighs*…. F-fine!! J-j-j-j…. JOB! *starts crying and faints while having seizure*

 

Red 3:21 PM.

.

JKUE

BLDYE.

 

Terry 3:22 PM.

And that j*b is bossing Player around 🤫

 

Shedletsky 3:22 PM.

.

Okay br

 

Griefer 3:22 PM.

💔💔

 

Kyoko 3:22 PM.

I'm convinced Terry is a Twitter user 💔

 

Kitchen Wizard 3:22 PM.

Literally saw him dissing Donald Trump on his Twitter 

 

Noobador 3:22 PM.

Reasonable tbh

 

Mayor Thanyiel 3:22 PM.

Who's Donald Trump? 😳

 

Kitchen Wizard 3:23 PM.

A stinky closeted homosexual who's probably misogynistic and....

He's Elon Musk's e kitten...

 

Player 3:23 PM.

WHAT

 

Kyoko 3:23 PM.

HI PLAYER !!!^_^

 

Player 3:23 PM.

Hi ^^.

 

Griefer 3:23 PM.

H3y.

 

Player 3:23 PM.

Hiaaaaa ^^.

 

Red 3:23 PM.

Kyokos jumping in joy and griefers jumping in the closet!!!

 

Blue 3:23 PM.

RED

 

Kitchen Wizard 3:23 PM.

HJELP

 

Terry 3:24 PM.

The closet was glass trust

 

Griefer 3:24 PM.

ST0P.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 3:24 PM.

Wow! ❤️

Happy Pride!! 🇨🇦

 

Player 3:24 PM.

.

HHEJLP

 

Kitchen Wizard 3:24 PM.

I SHPULDJT BBE GIGGLIGN AT THSI

 

Griefer 3:24 PM.

D4D...TH4TS TH3 C4N4D14N FL4G......

 

Mayor Thanyiel 3:24 PM.

Canadian isn't a sexuality?

 

Player 3:24 PM.

WHAT 

IM CRYIG

 

Red 3:25 PM.

My pronouns are Canadiathey/canadiaself..!!

 

Calypso 3:25 PM.

These are the pronouns Canada country humans use

 

Kyoko 3:25 PM.

STOP

 

Mayor Thanyiel 3:25 PM.

Sorry then!

Let me do it again! 😊 

Happy Pride! 🇦🇷 

 

Cruel King 3:26 PM.

.

 

Finn McCool 3:26 PM.

I giggled on lebron 🤑🤑🤣🙏

 

Player 3:26 PM.

Who wouldn't tbh

 

Blue 3:26 PM.

This is making me imagine Mayor Thanyiel going to a Pride Parade and holding up the Argentina flag thinking its the Transgender flag 💔

 

Calypso 3:27 PM.

"Happy Pride! We love trans people!"

 

Kyoko 3:27 PM.

HJELP STOP

 

Finn McCool 3:27 PM.

"🇷🇴 pansexual pride!!"

 

Kitchen Wizard 3:27 PM.

"🇪🇪 happy omnisexual Pride..!!"

 

Griefer 3:28 PM.

1 TH0UGHT Y0U M34NT 0MN1M4N S3XU4L...

 

Red 3:28 PM.

Buddy...

(Im gonna pretend I didn't either)

 

Kyoko 3:28 PM.

IM CRYINGG

 

Mayor Thanyiel 3:28 PM.

So

🇪🇪 - Omnisexual

🇷🇴 - Pansexual

🇦🇷 - Transgender?

 

Calypso 3:28 PM.

.

 

Player 3:28 PM.

IM CR6INGTRUW3

 

Noobador 3:29 PM.

💔💔

Notes:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇦

Chapter 10: Femboy Griefer Allegations, PART 2... + Telamon's Bonuses

Summary:

Griefer gets uwulocked 😂😂

+

Special telanons bunejhhsues mentioned...

Notes:

This is based off of me getting uwulocked by my friend...heah...

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Alpha males/females/theythems

10 users are online.

#general

 

--> Loti has landed. 6:12 PM.

 

Griefer 6:12 PM.

WH0 TH3 FUCK 1S L0T1

 

Player 6:12 PM.

you'll see<3

/uwulock @Griefer

 

Loti 6:12 PM.

@Griefer has been uwulocked.

 

Griefer 6:12 PM. APP

W-W-WH4T T-T-THWE FWUCK!?!?! nuzzles into your necky wecky 

.

 

Kyoko 6:13 PM.

.

HJELPME

 

Player 6:13 PM.

GLRPME

 

Mayor Thanyiel 6:13 PM.

WHAT! 😲

 

Griefer 6:13 PM. APP

T-T-T-THW1S 1S B-BUWWSHW1T!!! >w< glomps and huggles U-UNW0CK M-MW3 Y0U P-PW13C3 0-0F SH1T! licks lips

.

bw0 1m gwonna k-k-k-kiww ^_^ mysewf.

 

Player 6:14 PM.

Noo don't kys ure too sexy

 

Calypso 6:14 PM.

WHAT

IM CRYING

 

Red 6:14 PM.

ts lowk kinda peak

 

Blue 6:14 PM.

It isn't peak for Griefe.r..!

 

Terry 6:15 PM.

This reminds me of the time Telamon's Bonus was owoified in a reddit post comment section

The post was the schmabang part btw 😂

 

Shedletsky 6:15 PM.

.

hot

 

Cruel King 6:15 PM.

.

 

Griefer 6:16 PM. APP

L-L-L-Lw1nk...? 

.

 

Mayor Thanyiel 6:16 PM.

.

 

Player 6:16 PM.

.

 

Kyoko 6:16 PM.

.

🥀🥀

 

Noobador 6:17 PM.

Bvro.. 

 

Red 6:17 PM.

I don't even have an insult for this

Thsi is just

Insane

 

Kitchen Wizard 6:17 PM.

Real I fear

 

Griefer 6:17 PM. APP

S-S-S-STW0P!!!!! (>_<)/ !! 1-1-1T 1SNT TH4T B4D.......W-W1GHT...??????

 

Finn McCool 6:17 PM.

I'll let you see for yourself 😎😎😎😎

[forbidden link to Telamon's Bonus reddit post]

 

Cruel King 6:18 PM.

🥀🥀

 

Player 6:18 PM.

Im surprised he still hasn't read it yet

 

Kyoko 6:18 PM.

Especially since he's so chronically online

 

Mayor Thanyiel 6:18 PM.

I don't know either...but I hope he survives...😢

 

Kitchen Wizard 6:18 PM.

Talking about Telamon's Bonus like its a deadly piece of media 😒

It's not THAT bad

 

Player 6:18 PM.

Your standards are so low...shakes head in disapproval...

 

Calypso 6:18 PM.

Rreal...

 

Finn McCool 6:19 PM.

Shivers...

 

Blue 6:19 PM.

What's so bad about it?

 

Noobador 6:19 PM.

NOTHING BLUE.

 

Red 6:19 PM.

So

 

Red has been muted by Player for 5 minutes.

 

Noobador 6:19 PM.

THANK YOU

[😒: 1] - Red.

 

 

Griefer 6:21 PM. APP.

...

T-T-T-TH4T W4S....>w< 1-1-1NS4N3.......hiccups....

.

W-W-W-W-WH3N 4M 1-1-1-1 GW0NN4 BW3 U-UNW0CK3D..!!!!!! glomps and huggles

.

 

Player 6:21 PM.

HJELP

Never.....

Cakcllesz...

 

Kyoko 6:21 PM.

Femboy Griefer is real guys...

 

Mayor Thanyiel 6:21 PM.

🥹

Im so happy for you son!

 

Kitchen Wizard 6:21 PM.

👏 

 

Finn McCool 6:21 PM.

How does it feel to be free from the closet gang! 😎😎😎😂

 

Griefer 6:21 PM. APP

1-1-1M P-PWUNT1NG Y-Y-Y0U 4WLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Shedletsky 6:22 PM.

This is lowk sad to watch

 

Terry 6:22 PM.

Real bruh 

 

Cruel King 6:22 PM.

Can't say the same

Im rolling around the ground

 

Red 6:22 PM.

Rolling around in your grave*

 

Cruel King 6:22 PM.

.

 

Player 6:22 PM.

.

I THOGUT I MUTED YOU

 

Mayor Thanyiel 6:22 PM.

.

WHAT

 

Calypso 6:22 PM.

Thats crazy,,,

 

Kitchen Wizard 6:22 PM.

Does red have something against dead people

 

Shedletsky 6:22 PM.

DISABLELED PEOPEL TOO 😒😒

 

Blue 6:22 PM.

Sorry about that.. 

 

Shedletsky 6:23 PM.

No it's okay don't worry

 

Red 6:23 PM.

🫃🫃🫃

 

Red has been muted by Player for 10 minutes.

[😠: 1] - Red.

 

Finn McCool 6:23 PM.

Rad...

Notes:

Burps