Chapter 1: In the beninging
Summary:
Wooh the adventure STTARTS let's go..
Notes:
Shoutout to my uhm uhm friend (wife/husband/j) bug for encouraging me to write this
I need more blocktales chatfics no cap
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Player hummed as they walked around the busy streets of Turitopulis, not watching where they were going (something they would soon regret,) and...then they tripped on a box, long abandoned on the sidewalk, what?
They blinked, poking at it mindlessly as the tape that had probably been haphazardly plastered on, shined in the heat of the sun... They were EXTREMELY tempted to open it.
But- they couldn't..! After all, it might be someone else's, right? Player thought, looking around the box for any type of address, but...to their dismay- none.
And, it was pretty heavy too.
Player groaned, hand on their chin, as they squat down, they looked like a maniac staring at a random box on the sidewalk but that's okay. They were the chosen one after all. No one questions the chosen one. Hopefully.
Eventually, they couldn't take it anymore, and ripped the box open like a deranged street rat who had found their food stock for the next year.
In all honesty, they weren't expecting ANYTHING. They just- did it on pure instinct and maybe some curiosity.
And...
The inside of the box, shimmered, practically blinding Player as it reflected the excruciating heat that the SFOTH damn sun emitted.
After scooting over to the side and using their body to cover the box from the sunlight, (which was undoubtedly BURNING their back, but that's okay.) Player could FINALLY see what was inside.
Phones.
What the fuck?
Player blinked vigorously, rubbing their eyes, and blinking again, this cycle continued for a bit before feeling someone smack the AIR out of their lungs.
They whined, whipping their head to look at the culprit of such an act, and spotting...Griefer! Oh wow such GREAT. Timing.
"WH4T TH3 FUCK 4R3 Y0U DO1NG?" He asked, cocking an eyebrow as he looked down at the currently crouched down and (probably) vulnerable Player. He went up to them in worry that something might happen to them, but he would never admit that.
"Nothin." They mumbled, quickly closing the box, and lifting it in their arms.
"...4R3 Y0U SUR3...?" Griefer asked once more, little bit more annoyed this time. "Yeah! A hundred percent..." Player replied, before trying to walk away, but- Griefer had other plans.
He grabbed the hood of their jacket, (who wears a jacket in this scorching heat??) He thought, (lil buddy CANNOT be talking.)
"Uhnghh...let me go!" They yelped out, clinging onto the box like it was a lifeline, which made Griefer even MORE curious.
"NUH UH. ST0P SQU1RM1NG!" He growled, his grip tightening on their hoodie, (much to Player's dismay). "NOOO!" They protested, squirming around even more.
This went on for about half an hour, before Player gave up and showed the phones inside.
"0H. L1k3, m1ni m0n1tors." Griefer mumbled, inspecting one of them, turning it on and being flashed by a picture of Akitoya kissing, he yelped, dropping the phone inside the box, as Player turned their head to look at him, "What?" They asked, Griefer simply whistled and shoved his hands into his pockets. Neither of them would dwell on that.
"Okay, whatever I guess. Anyway- this is gonna be pretty useful, we should tell the rest!" Player reccomeneded. "0h, s0 NOW. You w4nna sh0w y0ur l1ttl3 dev1c3s 0ff." Griefer muttered under his breath.
--
The duo walked around the town, giving phones to close friends and allies, maybe even to some enemies too. They were all bored after all! As Shedletsky was still collecting info on the next sword, most of them had nothing to do.
Player placed the phone down onto Cruel King's ashes. /j
--
Player has created a groupchat.
Player has added 9 users.
Players has named the groupchat, "Pokémon".
Pokémon
5 users are online.
Griefer 4:37 PM.
Dud3 y0ur3 g0nn4 g3t us c0pyr1ght3d
Player 4:38 PM.
Shhh
Back into my pokeball
Griefer
1'M 4CTU4LLY G0NNA K1LL Y0U.
Player 4:38 PM.
You already tried,,
And did you succeed..? 🤣✌️
NO! you didn't..
Laughs at you
Griefer 4:40 PM.
0MW T0 YOUR 1NN R1GHT N0W!<3
Griefer has gone offline.
Player 4:41 PM.
.
FUCK
Player has gone offline.
Blue has went online.
Blue 4:54 PM.
first time chatting here kinda nervous…
(I would like to sincerely apologize for any mistakes or misunderstandings that might be caused by my flawed use of the English language. I understand that my writing or speaking might not be up to the expected standard in countries such as the United States of America, United kingdom, Australia, ect. and I regret any confusion or misunderstandings that may arise because of such knowledge i have not in fact reached. English is not my first language, and while I am constantly striving to improve, I know there is always room for growth. I truly appreciate your understanding and patience as I continue to learn and refine my english language skills. Your feedback and any corrections you offer are valuable to me for as long as i still experience existence of atoms and molecules in my body, as they help me become more proficient and confident in my communication. once more, I deeply apologize for any inconvenience my knowledgeable errors may have caused, and I thank you for your continued support till this point.)
Red has went online.
Red 4:55 PM.
Qhat thyeh fucik
Kitchen Wizard 4:55 PM.
what now
Noobador 4:56 PM.
.
Blue 4:56 PM.
Wutu u227e
Kyoko 4:57 PM.
That's great sweetie...!!!
Anwyay
What happened to Player??
💔
Cruel King 4:58 PM.
I'm not very sure,
But...they probably deserve it!
Kitchen Wizard 4:58 PM.
You're only saying that because they mauled you and stepped on your ashes 💔
Cruel King 4:59 PM.
SHUT YOUR UP
Kyoko 4:59 PM.
Shut your up ❤️
Red 5:00 PM.
The it the it the it
Cruel King 5:00 PM.
I'm killing you all.
Red 5:01 PM.
Can't hear you,,,
sticks my handd into ur torso
Cruel King 5:01 PM.
...
Kyoko 5:02 PM.
I GIGGLED
Griefer has went online.
Griefer 5:02 PM.
0n l3br0n?
Kyoko 5:03 PM.
on LeBron 🙏
Kitchen Wizard 5:03 PM.
What
Terry has went online.
Terry 5:04 PM.
slam dunking all of you into the garbage if you don't SYBAU!!!
Ts pmo on lebron
Shedletsky 5:07 PM.
What the sigma 🤣🤣✌️
Kitchen Wizard 5:08 PM.
I hope your entire body crumbles again
On lebron
Kitchen Wizard has gone offline.
Shedletsky 5:08 PM.
.
And then uhm uhm everyone else goes offline hahahahahaha syranwgeu
Notes:
Hope u enjoyed gng!!
Chapter 2: Kitchen Wizard's weed garden
Summary:
EXACTLY what the title says...🤣✌️
Notes:
Me giving griefer BACKSHOTS
griefer: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞..."
Chapter Text
Pokémon
4 users are online.
Player 3:23 AM.
Gng I'm starving
Griefer 3:32 AM.
l0s3r
C4NN0T b3 me.
Player 3:33 AM.
I wish I was Mayor Thanyiel's child instead...
Sigh
Kitchen Wizard 3:34 AM.
U can come over if you want
Player 3:35 AM.
YAYAYAayy
Kitchen Wizard 3:35 AM.
Just ignore my uhm.
Garden.
Kyoko 3:36 AM.
I'm pretty hungry too!! Mind if I tag along?
Player 3:36 AM.
Yell heah
-
And so, the two set on their voyage to Spooksville, maybe they can give some other phones to residents residing there too! But, for now...they were too hungry to think of anything else.
Kyoko paused, realizing something midway through their journey.
"You can just- teleport there...right?" She murmured, Player flushed.
They chuckled awkwardly, opening up their panel and checking their check point, scanning the page before spotting, "The Manor".
Player hastily took Kyoko's hand, and used the other free one to press on "The Manor".
A Spawn symbol, appeared behind them, closing their eyes, and...
Teleporting.
Yay!
Player practically skipped over inside, with Kyoko, trailing behind as both of their stomachs grumbled, they both slid into the kitchen, spotting...Kitchen Wizard!
"Hello." Kitchen Wizard waved their translucent hand, spatula in hand as they cooked whatever. "I'm still cooking, you can just- wander around." They mumbled, before turning back to the stove.
"Alright!" Kyoko and Player replied in unison, before skedaddling away out of earshot, Player paused, "Do you remember the "garden" Kitchen Wizard told us to ignore?" They mumbled.
"Yeah..?" Kyoko replied, suspicion replacing her cheery face, "...I kinda wanna see it." They continued. Kyoko GASPED.
"Eh, alright! A new adventure for us." She giggled, before they tiptoed their way around the entire Manor, attempting to search for a garden, before...stumbling across one behind The Manor.
...
"Is that weed." Kyoko mumbled.
Player slowly nodded.
They hastily pulled their phone out and snapped a picture.
Pokémon
6 users are online.
Player 4:21 AM.
[A picture of well, Kitchen Wizard's weed garden!]
Griefer 4:22 AM.
WH4T.
WH44444T?,??????????💔
Kyoko 4:22 AM.
My exact reaction.
Terry 4:23 AM.
Y are you guys so shcoked it was so obvi🥀🥀
Griefer
N0 1t w4snt 🥀
Kitchen Wizard has went online.
Kitchen Wizard 4:24 AM.
.
SHIT
Kyoko 4:24 AM.
uhm uhm
Hearts!!
Kitchen Wizard 4:25 AM.
I'm haunting u both btw
Kitchen Wizard has gone offline.
Player 4:25 AM.
WAIT8 WAIT WAIT LETS TALK ABOUT THI
ICICIICIIC I I I STILL HAVE SWORDS TO COLELLCCT AND AND AND SAVE ROBLXOIQ😓🥺
and and Kyoko
.
Kyoko 4:27 AM.
.
OK BR
Kyoko has gone offline.
Player 4:27 AM.
OHS HTI
Player has gone offline.
Griefer 4:28 AM.
0ng why 1s dumb sh1t 4lways h4ppen1ng t0 th0s3 tw0. 🥀
Cruel King 4:29 AM.
Cause they're dumb too idk
Terry 4:29 AM.
I can agree with that ❤️
Shedletsky 4:30 AM.
You guys are haters!! On lebron!!
Terry 4:30 AM.
Lebron would never want you
Cruel King 4:31 AM.
clocked
Shedletsky 4:32 AM.
SOBS
Griefer 4:33 AM.
💔
Chapter 3: Cruel King feet
Summary:
Cruel King feet...? 😳
Notes:
Different formatting style cuz I wrote thsi in my notoes🤣🤣✌️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pokémon
7 users are online.
Player 7:43 AM.
GUSY GUYZ GUYS
have you ever
Liek
Dreamt of cruel kings feet
Shedletsky 7:44 AM.
Are yiu woke
Terry 7:44 AM.
THSI IS BULLSHIT
Kyoko 7:45 AM.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
Noobador 7:45 AM.
IM INTO FAT BITCHES
Griefer 7:45 AM.
D0WN W1TH TH3 K1NG
Player 7:46 AM.
WAIT!!!!
does the king have that gyatt
Terry 7:46 AM.
MAN SHUT YORU BITCHASS UP
Cruel King 7:46 AM.
WHAT THE FUCK
Player 7:47 AM.
OH SHIT!!1!1!11!
Blue has went online.
Red has went online.
Red 7:49 AM.
Mh phone is epxlxoodeing bro
SYBAU!!!!
Blue 7:50 AM.
Red!! Be nice :(
Cruel King 7:50 AM.
DONT BE NICE.
THEY WERE TALKIKG ABOUT MY FEET AND MY ASS
Noobador 7:51 AM.
DONT SAY THAT TO CHILDREN FAT FUCK
Griefer 7:51 AM.
Y0U L1TER4LLY SA1D Y0U W3RE 1NT0 F4T B1TCH3S E4RL1ER.
Kyoko 7:52 AM.
ong this is a disaster
Player 7:53 AM.
OK BUT NO ONE ANSEEREED MY QUESTION
ISNT IT #RELEATABLE
Griefer 7:53 AM.
Y0UR3 4LONE 0N TH1S 0NE.
Shedletsky 7:54 AM.
Sweats
Terry 7:54 AM.
THE FUCK YOU MEAN SWEATS
ARE YOU DEADASS DREAMINF ABOUT FEET
Shedletsky 7:55 AM.
I COUDLNT SLEEP AJD THEN INTHOUGHT ABOUT FEET FOR A SPLIT SECODN AND THEN I DOZED OFF
Cruel King 7:56 AM.
WHY MY FEET SPECIFICALLY
Shedletsky 7:56 AM.
IDK???
Red 7:57 AM.
Blkue
Weer srurro7jded my hopeless adults
Qe shoudl kill the
M
Kyoko 7:57 AM.
💔
Player 7:58 AM.
Yeah yeah i agree go kill them!!
Red 7:58 AM.
You're included btW
DIEE
Player 7:58 AM.
JEEZ!!
ALL THIS HARASSMENT OVER FEET DREAMS
YOU GUYS ARE JErKS
Noobador 7:59 AM.
Look at me gay in the face and tell me, "I dreamt about a dead king's feet!"
Player 7:59 AM.
oh.
Oh..,,
Cruel King 8:00 AM.
Didn't need to add the "dead" part in but okay
Terry 8:00 AM.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ITS TRUE BUCKO
Cruel King 8:01 AM.
FUCK YOU
Kyoko 8:01 AM.
HAD to get popcorn for this
Griefer 8:02 AM.
Sh4r3.
Kyoko 8:02 AM.
get ur own ✋️✋️
Griefer 8:03 AM.
GR0WLSLSSKKSSLSSL
Kitchen Wizard has went online.
Kitchen Wizard 8:04 AM.
Opened discord jst to see a 21 year old growling in the text.
Great
Life is great
Red 8:04 AM.
You HAD a life
Kitchen Wizard 8:05 AM.
.
Blue 8:05 AM.
RED STOP BULLYIJG DEAD PEOPLE
Cruel King 8:06 AM.
I agree with that sentiment
Noobador 8:07 AM.
exclude him from your no bullying list
He feet
Cruel King 8:07 AM.
FUCK YOU
IT ISNT EVEN MY FAULT
THAT THE6
DREAMED ABOUT MY FEET
Player 8:08 AM.
❤️
Kitchen Wizard 8:08 AM.
Fighting like 1st graders in the school bathroom attempting a roast battle 💔
Kyoko 8:09 AM.
I GIGGLED
Notes:
Did you.guys spot the uhm uhm that one meme ref hahahahahh 🤣✌️
Chapter 4: Femboy Griefer Allegations, PART 1... (I'm sorry)
Summary:
You'll see...
Notes:
I had "Me giving griefer BACKSHOTS
griefer: w-wait.. not in front of people-!
Me: "shhh, it's okay, let them know ure MINE" as my status on dc and my friend (they know who thry are) replied eith "real I need femboy griefer" so likeHere we are
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pokémon
3 users are online.
Player 12:31 AM.
Guys..
Wouldn't it be funny if like like
Mayor Thanyiel had a secret stash of stuff for femboys
Griefer 12:31 AM.
3XCUSE ME.
Player 12:32 AM.
NO CUZ
ITS A GENUINE QUESTION
LIKE
Kyoko 12:32 AM.
PLAYER???
IR WAS FEET NOW ITS
FEMBOYS
Griefer 12:32 AM.
0H MY G0SH.
WHY 1N TH3 W0RLD W0ULD Y0U 4SSUM3 TH4T 4B0UT MY D4D
Player 12:33 AM.
ok so
Remember when I handed your ass to you
So then he hugged you or whatever
And I took the Venomshank
And so
So
I uhm
Passed his house and thought
"Won't hurt to take a peek, I saved his son anyway"
And then I saw a pair of cat ears before BOLTING out when I heard you guys come back
Kyoko 12:36 AM.
PLAYER.
Griefer 12:37 AM.
O0 TH4TS WHY 1 H3ARD RUSTL1NG 0UTS1D3.
0H MY G0SH PL4Y3R.
Player 12:37 AM.
SWEATS
Kitchen Wizard has went online.
Kitchen Wizard 12:38 AM.
CAN YOU GUYS FIX YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULES
ITS 12AM FOR FUCKS SAKE
Player 12:39 AM.
no caj do..
I got a world to save
Griefer 12:39 AM.
TH3 0NLY TH1NG Y0UR3 DO1NG 1S 4CCUSING MY D4D 0F B3ING 4 F3MB0Y.
Kitchen Wizard 12:40 AM.
PLAYER..
Kyoko 12:40 AM.
i cannot believe the fact we're deadass rifht now
Player 12:40 AM.
STPPP
Kitchen Wizard 12:40 AM.
HOW AHOUT YOU STOP THINKING ZBOUT WEIRD SHIT 😭
Player 12:41 AM.
TO BE WEIRD IS TO BE FREE
Kyoko 12:41 AM.
WWait..
do you guys know that quote?
Like father like son
So if Mayor Thanyiel IS actually a femboy.
Wouldn't that mean..
Player 12:42 AM.
GASP
Griefer 12:42 AM.
WWH4T.
H3LL0???
1 W0ULD N3VER.
FUCK Y0U
Kitchen Wizard 12:43 AM.
Wait...that's actually valid..,
Griefer 12:44 AM.
WWH4T N0 STOP?????
Noobador has went online.
Noobador 12:44 AM.
WHATS WITH ALL THIS RUCKUS
Kitchen Wizard 12:44 AM.
Player, Kyoko, and I think Griefer and his father are femboys
Noobador 12:45 AM.
WAHT
Valid lowk
Griefer 12:45 AM.
WH4T.
3XCUS3 ME.
FUCK Y0U 4LLL😠😠💔
N0 PR00F N0 PR00F!!!!11!1!1!1!1!
Kitchen Wizard 12:46 AM.
WAIT
Let me crack this guy
Spam Cruel King
He had ties with Mayor.
Player 12:46 AM.
Aight..
Griefer 12:47 AM.
WWH4TD0 Y0U M34N BY T1ES..????
Kitchen Wizard 12:47 AM.
@Cruel King
@Cruel King
Noobador 12:48 AM.
@Cruel King
Kyoko 12:48 AM.
@Cruel King
@Cruel King
@Cruel King
Player 12:48 AM.
@Cruel King
Cruel King has went online.
Cruel King 12:50 AM.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU LOT WANT FROM ME
YOU INTERRUPTED MY beauty SLEEP
Player 12:51 AM.
YOU CAN DLEEP FOR ETERNITY FOR ALL I CARE
BUT 2NITE WE HAVE AN IMPORTSNT QYESTON
Kyoko 12:51 AM.
is Mayor Thanyiel a femboy..?
Or, was he a femboy
Cruel King 12:51 AM.
...
Mayhaps.
Kitchen Wizard 12:51 AM.
WE WIN
GRIEFERS A FEMBOY
Player 12:52 AM.
WOOHOOOO
Griefer 12:52 AM.
WH4T TH3 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Kyoko 12:52 AM.
SHH ITS OKAY!!
embrace the femboyness..be free! ❤️
Player 12:53 AM.
Yell heah...
Noobador 12:53 AM.
We listen and we don't judge. ❤️
Kitchen Wizard 12:53 AM.
Congratulations
You came out!
Griefer 12:53 AM.
1M JUMP1NG.
Notes:
We sure do love femboy Griefer!
Chapter 5: Blue and her weird blob pet
Summary:
Blue makes an abomination!!
Chapter Text
Pokémon
4 users are online.
Blue has went online.
Blue 8:17 AM.
Guys :(
I burnt the water :(((
Griefer 8:17 AM.
WH4T.
HOW.
K1D.
H0W.
Red 8:17 AM.
She tried boiling eggs witb her eeyy3s closed and whehn she opened 5hem the water was browj
Kyoko 8:17 AM.
EXCUSE ME..??
Kitchen Wizard 8:17 AM.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN
Blue 8:18 AM.
I dont knowwww :dd
Red 8:18 AM.
I wonder how uncs gonna respond to ts
Blue 8:18 AM.
AJGGXHHDUHDDH :(((
Griefer 8:18 AM.
H0WD 1T 3VEN TURN BR0WN. 💔
Kitchen Wizard 8:19 AM.
LITERALLY??
Kyoko 8:19 AM.
Can you send a picture of it Blue..???
Blue 8:19 AM.
[Picture of eggs floating in brown water.]
Red 8:19 AM.
:/
Kitchen Wizard 8:19 AM.
OH MY SFOTH.
Why would you even try doing this on your own...??
Blue 8:20 AM
Uncle was asleep and I was hungry :d
Red 8:20 AM.
Could've eaten chips like me ✌️
Kyoko 8:20 AM.
😭
Kitchen Wizard 8:21 AM.
I can't even find any words to say
Just
HOW is this possible
Player has went online.
Player 8:21 AM.
Gm lovely Pokémon
Red 8:21 AM.
I hope you stub your toes and drink orange juice after brushing your teeth
Player 8:22 AM.
Love you too Red,, /platonic
Griefer 8:22 AM.
H4D T0 SP3CIFY TH3 PL4T0NIC
Player 8:22 AM.
I DNOT WANT PEOPLE TO MISN9NTERPET ME AS one of THOSE people...
Kyoko 8:23 AM.
Valid
Blue 8:23 AM.
Guys the eggshells cracked
It spilled all over the water:(
It's mixed with brown and yellow now,,,
[A picture of exactly that.]
It's growling at me :(
[Voice attachment; "Gurgle, gr.. grumble..."]
Kitchen Wizard 8:23 AM.
HAHWAT THE FUCK???
SHPULDNT THE EGG ALREADY BE BOILED??
Red 8:23 AM.
She boiled it on the lowest fire setting possible
Player 8:23 AM.
BLUE...????
WHAT ARE YOU COOKING 💔💔
Blue 8:23 AM.
IDUSUEYUUDSJHXHEHE
Shedletsky has went online.
Shedletsky 8:24 AM.
sup
Shedletsky replied to Blue's attachment.
GOOD SFOTH I GOT JUMPSCARWD BY THAT PICTURE
WHY IS IT GROWLIJG AT YOU
Blue 8:24 AM.
It's honestly kinda cute!
I wanna keep it
Player 8:24 AM.
BLUE...
that thing growled at you WHY DO YOU WANT IT
Blue 8:24 AM.
It reminds me of my old pet rat!
His name was Ratatouille but then I just found him dead ontop of our kitchen counter! His body made that same gurgling noise, and he inflated and exploded!
Red 8:26 AM.
A dark time indeed
Player 8:26 AM.
How do I respond to this
Kyoko 8:27 AM.
OFFER YOUR CONDOLENCES..???
Player 8:27 AM.
Ih yeah right
Rip Ratatouille 💔😭😓🥀
Blue 8:28 AM.
I got over it!!!
Anyway! I placed him in a bowl, I'm naming him Sheldon Cooper! :)
Shedletsky 8:28 AM.
Hey!! Don't diss my boy Sheldon Cooper like that
Red 8:28 AM.
Gonna make it watch star trek w us now LMAOO
Griefer 8:29 AM.
Wh4t 1f 1t ju5t gr0ws 4 h4nd 4nd st4rts d0ing th3 sf0th d4mn sp0ck s1gn 😭
Player 8:30 AM.
SOTPTP YOIRE MAKING MY IMAGINSTITON GO MAD
Kitchen Wizard 8:30 AM.
Sheldon Cooper (as in the weird blob thing Blue is raising) breakdancing while listening to Ayesha Erotica
Red 8:30 AM.
Sheldon Cooper exploding a microwave by heating a pair of Noobador's stinky socks
Shedletsky 8:31 AM.
Sheldon Cooper sneaking into an air ventilator and jumping on Builderman
Player 8:31 AM.
STITPPDJTGDB IM CAJCLVING
Noobador has went online.
Noobador 8:32 AM.
pls tell me why I see a Blue and Red playing with a BLOB in a bowl. It's MOVING too.
Kitchen Wizard 8:32 AM.
Backread
Noobador 8:39 AM.
OH MY SFOTH
Oh wait I know how that happened
Our roof got tore off and then I heard a flock of birds flying over the house at 8:17 too, they probably shit on the pot Blue was cooking on
Mightve been a mutilated bird
Who knows
Kyoko 8:44 AM.
ARE YOU SAYING YHAT THINGS MSDE OUT OF MUTILATED BIRD SHIT
Noobador 8:44 AM.
Maybe
Blue 8:44 AM.
it's okay!
I still love Sheldon Cooper
Griefer 8:46 AM.
1M ST1CK1NG T0 TH3 R3AL SH3LD0N C00P3R......
Notes:
We'll miss you Ratatouille
Chapter 6: Red explodes a microwave (and sets their house on fire) + random bs
Summary:
Exactly what the title says gng..
Notes:
Lowk died for real🤣✌️
Anwyay uhmuhm new characters next chapter (I wktn spoil who theh are but ym.....k..)heh..)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Pokémon
4 users are online.
Red 2:34 AM.
Guys
I exploded the micuroravw
Griefer 2:34 AM.
1TS 2AM 0N 4 M0ND4Y M0RN1NG K1D.
H0W TH3 4CTU4L FUCK????????
Red 2:34 AM.
Felt cute
Slash jay😒😒😒😒kubzscoutz😒😒😒😒
Kyoko 2:34 AM.
When will you guys stop having kitchen incidents??? 😢😢
Player 2:34 AM.
Never 🤫🤫
Red 2:34 AM.
Ok wtver
So
I tried heating Sheldon Cooper up cuz he was preetty cold for staying in thr fridge for like a long time
And then
I set it to uh
Idfk
And the microwave exploded
Kyoko 2:36 AM.
WHAT AHAPPENED TO SHELDON THOGU??MMM
Red 2:36 AM.
He's alive
He's just.
On fire
But that's okay
Player 2:36 AM.
HOW ISTHAT OKAY?...?????
Red 2:36 AM.
He's eating the fier
What a chad
Griefer 2:36 AM.
WH4T TH3 FUCK1TY FUCK
Kyoko 2:36 AM.
Fuckity fuck 💗
Griefer 2:37 AM.
5HUT UP.
Red 2:37 AM.
Oh shit the house is on fire
Player 2:37 AM.
WHAT.
OMW????
Player has gone offline.
Kyoko 2:37 AM.
WAKE YOUR UNCLE SND YOUR SIBLING UP ANDD RUN OUT OF THERE????,??
Red 2:37 AM.
This is fine
Griefer 2:37 AM.
N0 1TS N0T???? 1 L1T3R4LLY S33 SM0K3 4LL TH3 W4Y 0V3R H3R3??? 😭
Red 2:38 AM.
lowk gonna get cooked like the house by my unc
But that's okay
Kyoko 2:38 AM.
YOUR STANDARDS ARE SO LOW....?
Red 2:38 AM.
I just got my priorities str8 for real 🤣✌️
(Timeskip)
Pokémon
6 users are online.
Red 8:32 PM.
Call me William Afton because I ALWAYS come back
Player 8:32 PM.
back from that whooping 😓😭
Kitchen Wizard 8:32 PM.
WJAT
Red 8:32 PM.
❤️🩹
I'm not oka
BUT I actually AM William afton cuz I jst survived a fire (and the most tremendous scolding ever)
Shedletsky 8:32 PM.
Now you just need a fursuit
I have plenty, you can borrow some since I'm so kind and angelic
Terry 8:32 PM.
The only thing that's angelic is the angels jn heaven waiting for you to die because of kidney stones and diabetes
Griefer 8:34 PM.
WH4T
TH4TS CR4ZY??
Player 8:34 PM.
Crszy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room full of RATS. The rats made me crazy.
Griefer 8:34 PM.
Crszy
Player 8:34 PM.
TYPO... don't you know that we make MISTAKES in life???!!!! You think ure PERFECT withe yoru forsaken pregsnant men pics!!!
Kitchen Wizard 8:34 PM.
WHAT
MODS EXECUTE THEM
Shedletsky 8:35 PM.
not yet gng
Gotta make them do my work for me first
Player 8:35 PM.
SLAVERY
Red 8:35 PM.
Loser
Noobador has went online.
Red 8:35 PM.
Fuck no ✌️🤣
Red has gone offline.
Blue 8:35 PM.
😭
Kyoko 8:35 PM.
What the helly is happening bro
Shedletsky 8:35 PM.
Cruel King licking cow feet
Kitchen Wizard 8:35 PM.
ID RATHER TALK ABOUT SOMEONES HOUSE EXPLODIFNG MORE THSN TALKING ABOUT A DEAD KING LICKING COW FEET
Player 8:36 PM.
Set ur priorities str8 fr bro🤣✌️
Kitchen Wizard 8:36 PM.
That's jt...
Pulls out ruler and WHIPS YOU
Blue 8:36 PM.
You guys get so side tracked so quickly it's actually insane.. 😭😓
Griefer 8:37 PM.
1 C4N 4GR33...
4NYW4Y, H0WS SH3LD0N?
Blue 8:37 PM.
He's okay!
He's a bit
Charred but that's okay ^_^
I'll just color him again
Kyoko 8:37 PM.
YOU COLORED HIM???
Blue 8:37 PM.
Yeah! With glitter glue!!
Terry 8:37 PM.
Your pet reminds me of that "mixing things into this thing thing till I make life part 2763"
And it actually worked
Player 8:37 PM.
Real I fear...
Noobador 8:42 PM.
Did I miss a lot
Kyoko 8:42 PM.
oh moobador...always chatting when everyone dies....
🥹💔
Noobador 8:42 PM.
sigh
Notes:
Boptycheek
Chapter 7: What in the yaoi
Summary:
More characters join the fray, will they survive? PROBABLY !!!!!!!
Chapter Text
Pokémon
3 users are online.
Player 1:23 AM.
gang
Gabf.fbsbg
I just went to get the firebrand and I met some cool gal and.a coolgui along the wway
GUY**
I wanna add them hhere but the.gc is full so I made a SEVVRER
[Invite link to a server called, "Alpha males/females/theythems."]
4 members, 4 online.
Greifer 1:25 AM.
Th3 n4m3 c0nc3rns m3 but 0k4y......??
-
Alpha males/females/theythems
4 users are online.
#general
--> Welcome, gr13furrussy! Hope you brought pizza! 1:26 AM.
Mayor Thanyiel 1:26 AM.
Son...??? 😳
What is that username...? 😲
Griefer 1:26 AM.
D4D??????
WHY 4R3 Y0U 4W4K3 4T TH15 T1M3
Mayor Thanyiel 1:26 AM.
I forgot to take my medicine! 🤭
Player 1:27 AM.
I forgot to tell u,,
Ur dad is here too,,🥹
Griefer 1:27 AM.
1'D S4Y S0M3TH1NG BUT MY D4D 1S H3R3 R1GHT N0W.
Mayor Thanyiel 1:27 AM.
it's okay son! 😁
Say whatever you want! 😊❤️
I won't judge. 😉
Especially if you pull the huzz! 😳
Player 1:27 AM.
IM GIGGLIGN
Finn McCool 1:28 AM.
Yooo like what's up for real my dudezzzzzz how we doing for reall🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️
Calypso 1:28 AM.
.
I'm gonna punt you
Finn McCool 1:28 AM.
Jeez what a party pooper 🤣🤣😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Griefer 1:28 AM.
😓😓
--> Yay, you made it, luminegenshinimpact! 1:29 AM.
Griefer 1:29 AM.
WH0 TH3 FUCK
Kyoko 1:29 AM.
I wonder who... 💔
Calypso 1:29 AM.
WHAT
WATWHAYTTT???
Kyoko 1:29 AM.
WHAWHATETAWMYW
WY2ATS
W
Finn McCool 1:29 AM.
Is this a family reunion 🤣🤣
Calypso 1:30 AM.
.
Kyoko 1:30 AM.
.
Player 1:30 AM.
It definitely is🤣🤣✌️
Finn McCool 1:30 AM.
It was obvious for real🤣🤣✌️
Calypso 1:31 AM.
When I catch you both.
(Timeskip)
--> b4sz has landed. 7:32 AM.
--> ing4 just joined the server! 7:32 AM.
--> m00badodor just spawned in the server. 7:33 AM.
Griefer 7:33 AM.
B4sz ing4 💔💔
Red 7:33 AM.
Baz
Blue 7:33 AM.
Inga :3
Noobador 7:33 AM.
Moo bad odor 😕
Player 7:33 AM.
Is this a team rocket entrance 💔💔
Kyoko 7:33 AM.
MOO BAD ODOR IM CRYING
--> CurlyM0uthw4shing has landed, hope you brought pizza! 7:34 AM.
Calypso 7:34 AM.
WHAT
Griefer 7:34 AM.
1M G1GGL1NG
Shedletsky 7:34 AM.
STOTP BULTLTONG ME
Terry took my phone and changed my username
Player 7:34 AM.
WHAT EVEN WAS UR OLD USERNAME??
Shedletsky 7:34 AM.
DisabledFagg0t2763
Another case of my phone being stolen and having my name changed
Idk who stole it though
Blue 7:35 AM.
WHAT
IM CRYIJG
Kyoko 7:35 AM.
UR NEW USER IS WAY BETTER THEN 😕😕
Red 7:35 AM.
Both of his usernames are true thoguj !!!!
--> Cheers! peeelsa is here! 7:35 AM.
Noobador 7:36 AM.
PEE ELSA
???
Cruel King 7:36 AM.
Shut up
--> Welcome, grow4crackgard3n, we hope you brought pizza! 7:36 AM.
Calypso 7:36 AM.
WHO MADE THESE USERS
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY NAMED THEMSELVES THIS
Player 7:37 AM.
Sweats
Kitchen Wizard 7:37 AM.
FUCK YOU
Kyoko 7:37 AM.
IM CRYIJGGGG
Mayor Thanyiel 7:37 AM.
New people! 😳
Cruel King 7:37 AM.
.
Mayor Thanyiel 7:38 AM.
.
Griefer 7:38 AM.
Huh
Wh4t
Wh4ts h4pp3n1ng
D4d
D4D
????????
--> Brace yourselves, clubpenguinconnoisseur has joined the server. 7:39 AM.
Noobador 7:39 AM.
I'm bracing myself alright 💔
Terry 7:39 AM.
Yaoi reunion
Shedletsky 7:39 AM.
WHAT
Kitchen Wizard 7:39 AM.
WHAT
Player 7:39 AM.
WHAT
Griefer 7:39 AM.
Wh4t.
3xcus3 m3.
D4D.
D4D.......
Mayor Thanyiel 7:39 AM.
it's not what you think it is son...! 😓
Cruel King 7:40 AM.
It IS what you think it is...
Kyoko 7:40 AM.
the angel and the devil on his shoulder 💔
Red 7:40 AM.
King Yaoi the 3rd or your father
Which one do you choose...😳
Calypso 7:40 AM.
KING YAOI THE 3RD???
Griefer 7:40 AM.
0h my g0sh............
0HHH MY G0SH ........
D4D.
Blue 7:41 AM.
A moment Griefer has had nightmares about for years has come true
How will he handle such a tragic event?
Noobador 7:41 AM.
Like father like son they say
If Mayor Thanyiel is gay then...
Player 7:41 AM.
GASP?????
Mayor Thanyiel 7:41 AM.
what
Wow! I'm so happy for you son 😊
Cruel King 7:41 AM.
You aren't running away from ts buddy.
Mayor Thanyiel 7:41 AM.
Dangit... 😒
Finn McCool 7:42 AM.
my yaoi dreams came true fr gang
😳😳✌️
Kitchen Wizard 7:42 AM.
Real I fear
Cruel King 7:42 AM.
We're taking this to dms.
Mayor Thanyiel 7:42 AM.
WHAT! 😨
Griefer 7:42 AM.
D4D N0
PL34S3
Terry 7:42 AM.
I fear the worst for your father
Shedletsky 7:42 AM.
Tragic I must say
Finn McCool 7:42 AM.
For real,,,,,, 😕
Red 7:43 AM.
Rest in piss Mayor Fagyiel
Kyoko 7:43 AM.
WHAT
RED DONT SAYBTHAT 😭
Griefer 7:43 AM.
1 w0nt 3v3n d3ny th4t 4tp.........😕💔
Blue 7:44 AM.
Lost ALL hope 💔💔
Noobador 7:44 AM.
This was truly our Blocktales
Notes:
I giggled while writing this,,,,,!!!
Angst next chapter......mwuahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chapter 8: Cradle me.
Summary:
Guilt washes over Player.
Notes:
Take your toxichero hurt/comfort losers (I mean this in the most affectionate way possible, ily gang 🥹)
I didn't betaread for shit btw 😒
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Player smiled down weakly at their phone as it illuminated their face in their dimly lit hotel room, the cold wind emitting from the air conditioner grazing their skin.
They let out a breathless chuckle, deprived of all happiness and amusement as they set their phone down onto their nightstand, plopping themselves down onto the cheap covers, staring up at the ceiling as their thoughts ran everywhere. Their head was pounding. They could hear the SFOTH swords whispering to them as they fluttered their eyes closed, trying to find peace and tranquility in dreamland, but the swords and their thoughts, had other plans.
The memory of Captain Trotter dying replayed in their mind, with Calypso collapsing down onto her knees besides them as she mourned, but Player? They simply stared down onto the lava, retrieving the Firebrand with little to no emotion at all as a sound effect played, but, everything started to turn into white noise as they could feel the sides of their eyes slowly starting to blur. This was bad. They couldn't pass out now, they couldn't...but, the exhaustion had slowly crept up to them, and they felt themselves get on their knees, and fall onto the ground.
It was terrible honestly, He didn't deserve it. He was being manipulated and controlled by the Firebrand, he only wanted to protect his crew, his family (In which he included Player in), but they oversaw that, and...an innocent life was taken away, at the cost of what? A sword? They didn't even know if what they were doing was right anymore. We're they just- mindlessly slaying others? After all, they killed all their emotions, they couldn't feel, and they couldn't figure anything out. It was hopeless. They couldn't find comfort in anyone either, even when they tried confiding with others, nothing worked. They missed their family, their friends, and everything else back at home, or- the future, they really did. But, they knew they had to do this to save Robloxia, atleast that's what Shedletsky told them.
Everything was starting to get tiring, the swords weren't helping either. They bothered them, made their head hurt in ways more than one, made them slowly start to lose their mind as they fought in their headspace. They always looked insane when they randomly started punching themselves in public when the swords got too rowdy, but that didn't help most of the time either.
...
Could they even do this anymore? Out of...every Robloxian in the world, they were the chosen one, but why? An unemployed dimwit with multiple mental disorders was chosen to save the world? They couldn't find themselves handling such an important task, even standing up to get water was getting tiring for them, so...how in the world were they supposed to handle gathering swords that pester you 24/7 and SAVE Robloxia? It just seemed so...so impossible in their eyes. It wasn't even something they couldn't laugh about anymore...it was starting to weigh on them. And they couldn't do anything but keep on going and oblige to every order.
-
3 days later.
Alpha males/females/theythems
8 users are online.
#general
Griefer 4:52 PM.
Guy5, 1s 1t ju5t m3 0r h4s pl4y3r N0T b33n 0nl1n3 1n 3 d4ys???
Kyoko 4:52 PM.
Actually
Yeah 😕
Red 4:52 PM.
The funny thing is
You two are first to notice
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈👅❤️
Blue 4:52 PM.
Red..!!!!
Stop that
Griefer 4:52 PM.
Wh4t3v3r
1ts n0t l1k3 1 c4r3.
Mayor Thanyiel 4:53 PM.
Then why are you packing up? 🤭
Kyoko 4:53 PM.
.
HELP
Kitchen Wizard 4:53 PM.
It's okay bro
Just admit it. ❤️🏳️🌈
Griefer 4:53 PM.
SHUT TH3 FUCK UP.
-
Player stayed in bed, they had lost track of time, they were hungry, thirsty, stinky- even, it was...gross, they felt sticky, they felt horrible. Which was rare nowadays, they didn't know whether they should savor these emotions and feelings or scream into their pillow because of it, they couldn't decide. Was it because of Ghostwalker? Is that why they were feeling this? They didn't know...
They sighed, turning their back on the door as they stared blankly at the wall besides them, as silence, settled into the dark room, the only source of light being the sunlight filtering from the curtains. Casting a small rectangle of light on their feet. It felt nice, to feel an ounce of warmth as the cold of the air conditioner enveloped their body, it wasn't comfortable, but it wasn't that bad either.
Eventually, they heard a knock on their door, but, they couldn't find themselves getting out of bed, their head always started pounding when they tried standing up, so they had no choice but to stay in bed. But, the knocking got louder, it's rhythm slowly starting to ragged and chopped, Player could tell the person behind the door was slowly starting to get impatient. And then, they heard a muffled voice.
"0p3n th3 d00r punk!" Griefer yelled out, voice booming behind the door, he groaned, ultimately deciding to just try and open the door, he reached for the door knob, gently turning it and...it was unlocked. He cocked an eyebrow. "..." he felt shiver run down his spine, and then, he burst in and tumbled on a pair of socks, he stood up, and awkwardly dusted himself off and immediately tried looking for Player in the dark room.
And eventually, he spotted them. They looked like a corpse with how disheveled and still they were. Griefer closed the door behind him, quickly locking it before running up to Player and kneeling down next to their bed.
He felt his breathing become unsteady as he stared at them, before poking them. And...they flinched, he breathed a small sigh of relief. He then decided to...cuddle up in bed with them, no homo of course! He crawled over, laying down next to them. Griefer blinked awkwardly, turning his head to look at Player before noticing... they were awake. FUCK.
Griefer let out a small gasp, as Player slowly blinked, "...W-wuh..? A-am I dreaming...?" They mumbled lazily as they lifted a hand up to cup Griefer's cheek, the other jolted at their cold touch and awkwardly reciprocated by cupping their hand back. And Player slowly started to realize, this wasn't a dream. What the fuck? Put them in a dating sim at this point!
Their eyes widened as they quickly peeled their hand off of Griefer's cheek and jolted up, quickly falling off the bed and rolling down onto the cold, hard floor, Griefer let out a small yelp. "WH4T TH3 FUCK 4R3 Y0U D01NG!?" He barked as he went over to the edge of the bed to peek at Player. "Ah- erm...nothing, I just- got surprised." They muttered as they scratched the back of their neck. "W3LL? WH4T 4R3 Y0U W41T1NG F0R? G3T B4CK UP H3R3." He deadpanned, Player simply raised an eyebrow, and, they awkwardly obliged.
They crawled over, gently lowering themselves down onto the bed, with Griefer next to them, watching them. Which was awkward in some sense?
Griefer blinked, before slowly wrapping an arm around them and pulling them in before they could fully process what was going on. They let out a small gasp, eyes widened before settling into the hug...it was...warm, and refreshing...something they didn't deserve but also something they found themselves longing for. They could get used to this..
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Alpha males/females/theythems
7 online.
#general
Kyoko 5:01 PM.
What do you think they're doing
Shedletsky 5:01 PM.
10 tix on
Kyoko has timed Shedletsky out for 10 minutes.
Kitchen Wizard 5:01 PM.
Cuddling in denial slow burn 🥹
Kyoko 5:01 PM.
PEAK
ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
Notes:
Travelinghero next chapter 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
Chapter 9: Canadasexual
Summary:
Mayor Thanyiel against the pride flags
+ some icetea and travelinghero segments
Chapter Text
Here's the TravelingHero that I promised,,, winks,,, ToxicTravelingHero soon maybe
Kyoko and Player's DMS.
Kyoko 1:45 PM.
Hii Player
Are u okayyyyyy
Player 1:45 PM.
Yeah of course
Kyoko 1:46 PM.
Is it about the swords again?
Player 1:46 PM.
Er
I guess
Kyoko 1:46 PM.
Ah alright! I understand
But, I don't think that's all.
Player 1:46 PM.
Maybe
Kyoko 1:46 PM.
You don't have to tell me if you're uncomfortable of course! ^_^
But just know I'll always be here to give you a helping hand, alright?
-
Player stared down at their phone, a small smile forming on their face as they read Kyoko's message, it was sweet, really. But, did they deserve this? After all...the OTHER thing that was bugging them was...well, immense guilt, guilt for something they didn't wanna dwell on.
How could they tell her? Would she judge them? Would she leave them? They didn't wanna know. They really didn't. But, a part of them, wanted to tell her anyway, to cry in her shoulder and let their walls down. They haven't done that in a long time.
They let out a small sigh, spacing out, before- hearing a notification. Kyoko sent another message, what could it be this time?
-
Kyoko 1:49 PM.
But uh, if you're still feeling down, we can hangout? 🥹
Player 1:49 PM.
That sounds nice, sure.
Kyoko 1:49 PM.
Yayayaya
Let's just take a stroll :3
-
The leaves crunched under the weight of both of their boots, as more leaves, gracefully fell down, gently landing on the soft grass of Bizville, Player always wondered how the grass here felt so nice and cool.
Comfortable silence settled in between them as they walked through the streets of Bizville, the distant chirping of merchants, other passerbys and the occasional passing of the cars, being the only thing they heard.
Eventually, they both got a bit tired, and Kyoko suggested sitting down on a nearby bench, where they plopped themselves on. "...So, how are you holding up?" Kyoko asked, a small smile on her face as she awaited for an answer from them.
"...I'm holding up well for now, I guess." Player mumbled, they were barely audible but she still heard them, "Ah, that's great then!" She giggled enthusiastically, beaming at them.
Player simply smiled, before feeling something landing on their head. "Is there something on my head...?" They asked awkwardly, and Kyoko nodded, quickly reaching for it and plucking out a small leaf, "Heh, you had a leaf on you!" She smiled, letting it slip through the gaps of her fingers and scooting a little bit closer to Player, as comfortable silence settled between them once more.
This was a nice change of pace.
-
Cruel King and Mayor Thanyiel's DMS. (The the the rhe thing from chapter 7)
(HOW THE FUCK DO I WRITE OLD MEN TALKING 😒😒)
Cruel King 7:42 AM.
So
It's been a while.
Mayor Thanyiel 7:42 AM.
Mhm.
Cruel King 7:42 AM.
I see you've got a son.
Mayor Thanyiel 7:43 AM.
Yeah..
Cruel King 7:43 AM.
Yeah..
Mayor Thanyiel 7:43 AM.
Yeah..
Cruel King 7:43 AM.
Yeah..
Say Yeah.. if you wanna make out with me sloppy style
Mayor Thanyiel 7:44 AM.
Yeah..
WHAT
Cruel King 7:44 AM.
Ooh you little freak 👅👅
I'll give you what you want then,, heh...pucker up
Mayor Thanyiel 7:44 AM.
WHAT.
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Alpha males/females/theythems
11 users are online.
#general
Shedletsky 3:21 PM.
Having a job sucks bro
Blue 3:21 PM.
P..p…lease… c-censor.. *sighs* … ahem!!… a-… *starts crying* ….. *sniff* j-…. J….. j… ARGH! *screams in agony* i-I… can’t!… … *sighs*…. F-fine!! J-j-j-j…. JOB! *starts crying and faints while having seizure*
Red 3:21 PM.
.
JKUE
BLDYE.
Terry 3:22 PM.
And that j*b is bossing Player around 🤫
Shedletsky 3:22 PM.
.
Okay br
Griefer 3:22 PM.
💔💔
Kyoko 3:22 PM.
I'm convinced Terry is a Twitter user 💔
Kitchen Wizard 3:22 PM.
Literally saw him dissing Donald Trump on his Twitter
Noobador 3:22 PM.
Reasonable tbh
Mayor Thanyiel 3:22 PM.
Who's Donald Trump? 😳
Kitchen Wizard 3:23 PM.
A stinky closeted homosexual who's probably misogynistic and....
He's Elon Musk's e kitten...
Player 3:23 PM.
WHAT
Kyoko 3:23 PM.
HI PLAYER !!!^_^
Player 3:23 PM.
Hi ^^.
Griefer 3:23 PM.
H3y.
Player 3:23 PM.
Hiaaaaa ^^.
Red 3:23 PM.
Kyokos jumping in joy and griefers jumping in the closet!!!
Blue 3:23 PM.
RED
Kitchen Wizard 3:23 PM.
HJELP
Terry 3:24 PM.
The closet was glass trust
Griefer 3:24 PM.
ST0P.
Mayor Thanyiel 3:24 PM.
Wow! ❤️
Happy Pride!! 🇨🇦
Player 3:24 PM.
.
HHEJLP
Kitchen Wizard 3:24 PM.
I SHPULDJT BBE GIGGLIGN AT THSI
Griefer 3:24 PM.
D4D...TH4TS TH3 C4N4D14N FL4G......
Mayor Thanyiel 3:24 PM.
Canadian isn't a sexuality?
Player 3:24 PM.
WHAT
IM CRYIG
Red 3:25 PM.
My pronouns are Canadiathey/canadiaself..!!
Calypso 3:25 PM.
These are the pronouns Canada country humans use
Kyoko 3:25 PM.
STOP
Mayor Thanyiel 3:25 PM.
Sorry then!
Let me do it again! 😊
Happy Pride! 🇦🇷
Cruel King 3:26 PM.
.
Finn McCool 3:26 PM.
I giggled on lebron 🤑🤑🤣🙏
Player 3:26 PM.
Who wouldn't tbh
Blue 3:26 PM.
This is making me imagine Mayor Thanyiel going to a Pride Parade and holding up the Argentina flag thinking its the Transgender flag 💔
Calypso 3:27 PM.
"Happy Pride! We love trans people!"
Kyoko 3:27 PM.
HJELP STOP
Finn McCool 3:27 PM.
"🇷🇴 pansexual pride!!"
Kitchen Wizard 3:27 PM.
"🇪🇪 happy omnisexual Pride..!!"
Griefer 3:28 PM.
1 TH0UGHT Y0U M34NT 0MN1M4N S3XU4L...
Red 3:28 PM.
Buddy...
(Im gonna pretend I didn't either)
Kyoko 3:28 PM.
IM CRYINGG
Mayor Thanyiel 3:28 PM.
So
🇪🇪 - Omnisexual
🇷🇴 - Pansexual
🇦🇷 - Transgender?
Calypso 3:28 PM.
.
Player 3:28 PM.
IM CR6INGTRUW3
Noobador 3:29 PM.
💔💔
Notes:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👋👋👋🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇨🇦
Chapter 10: Femboy Griefer Allegations, PART 2... + Telamon's Bonuses
Summary:
Griefer gets uwulocked 😂😂
+
Special telanons bunejhhsues mentioned...
Notes:
This is based off of me getting uwulocked by my friend...heah...
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Alpha males/females/theythems
10 users are online.
#general
--> Loti has landed. 6:12 PM.
Griefer 6:12 PM.
WH0 TH3 FUCK 1S L0T1
Player 6:12 PM.
you'll see<3
/uwulock @Griefer
Loti 6:12 PM.
@Griefer has been uwulocked.
Griefer 6:12 PM. APP
W-W-WH4T T-T-THWE FWUCK!?!?! nuzzles into your necky wecky
.
Kyoko 6:13 PM.
.
HJELPME
Player 6:13 PM.
GLRPME
Mayor Thanyiel 6:13 PM.
WHAT! 😲
Griefer 6:13 PM. APP
T-T-T-THW1S 1S B-BUWWSHW1T!!! >w< glomps and huggles U-UNW0CK M-MW3 Y0U P-PW13C3 0-0F SH1T! licks lips
.
bw0 1m gwonna k-k-k-kiww ^_^ mysewf.
Player 6:14 PM.
Noo don't kys ure too sexy
Calypso 6:14 PM.
WHAT
IM CRYING
Red 6:14 PM.
ts lowk kinda peak
Blue 6:14 PM.
It isn't peak for Griefe.r..!
Terry 6:15 PM.
This reminds me of the time Telamon's Bonus was owoified in a reddit post comment section
The post was the schmabang part btw 😂
Shedletsky 6:15 PM.
.
hot
Cruel King 6:15 PM.
.
Griefer 6:16 PM. APP
L-L-L-Lw1nk...?
.
Mayor Thanyiel 6:16 PM.
.
Player 6:16 PM.
.
Kyoko 6:16 PM.
.
🥀🥀
Noobador 6:17 PM.
Bvro..
Red 6:17 PM.
I don't even have an insult for this
Thsi is just
Insane
Kitchen Wizard 6:17 PM.
Real I fear
Griefer 6:17 PM. APP
S-S-S-STW0P!!!!! (>_<)/ !! 1-1-1T 1SNT TH4T B4D.......W-W1GHT...??????
Finn McCool 6:17 PM.
I'll let you see for yourself 😎😎😎😎
[forbidden link to Telamon's Bonus reddit post]
Cruel King 6:18 PM.
🥀🥀
Player 6:18 PM.
Im surprised he still hasn't read it yet
Kyoko 6:18 PM.
Especially since he's so chronically online
Mayor Thanyiel 6:18 PM.
I don't know either...but I hope he survives...😢
Kitchen Wizard 6:18 PM.
Talking about Telamon's Bonus like its a deadly piece of media 😒
It's not THAT bad
Player 6:18 PM.
Your standards are so low...shakes head in disapproval...
Calypso 6:18 PM.
Rreal...
Finn McCool 6:19 PM.
Shivers...
Blue 6:19 PM.
What's so bad about it?
Noobador 6:19 PM.
NOTHING BLUE.
Red 6:19 PM.
So
Red has been muted by Player for 5 minutes.
Noobador 6:19 PM.
THANK YOU
[😒: 1] - Red.
Griefer 6:21 PM. APP.
...
T-T-T-TH4T W4S....>w< 1-1-1NS4N3.......hiccups....
.
W-W-W-W-WH3N 4M 1-1-1-1 GW0NN4 BW3 U-UNW0CK3D..!!!!!! glomps and huggles
.
Player 6:21 PM.
HJELP
Never.....
Cakcllesz...
Kyoko 6:21 PM.
Femboy Griefer is real guys...
Mayor Thanyiel 6:21 PM.
🥹
Im so happy for you son!
Kitchen Wizard 6:21 PM.
👏
Finn McCool 6:21 PM.
How does it feel to be free from the closet gang! 😎😎😎😂
Griefer 6:21 PM. APP
1-1-1M P-PWUNT1NG Y-Y-Y0U 4WLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shedletsky 6:22 PM.
This is lowk sad to watch
Terry 6:22 PM.
Real bruh
Cruel King 6:22 PM.
Can't say the same
Im rolling around the ground
Red 6:22 PM.
Rolling around in your grave*
Cruel King 6:22 PM.
.
Player 6:22 PM.
.
I THOGUT I MUTED YOU
Mayor Thanyiel 6:22 PM.
.
WHAT
Calypso 6:22 PM.
Thats crazy,,,
Kitchen Wizard 6:22 PM.
Does red have something against dead people
Shedletsky 6:22 PM.
DISABLELED PEOPEL TOO 😒😒
Blue 6:22 PM.
Sorry about that..
Shedletsky 6:23 PM.
No it's okay don't worry
Red 6:23 PM.
🫃🫃🫃
Red has been muted by Player for 10 minutes.
[😠: 1] - Red.
Finn McCool 6:23 PM.
Rad...
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