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A/N: This is a oneshot where Moon and Monty's lazers turn the drone gang and a few of the SAMS cast into their gender swapped version. Also I'm pretending that whatever happened in EAPS these days didn't happen so I don't just give up on this.
This is the chapter that is FINALLY up to date but I still use the old names of Cosmos and Terra.
TW:
Cussing
Naturegolf and a bit of Lumini
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V POV:
I was talking to N and Thunder about stuff on what Cyn has been doing while sharpening one of my blades, N was just nodding to what I'm saying and Thunder was listening intently.
"Hey V, N and Thunder." Solar greeted from Moon's lab.
"Hey Solar!" "Hey." Me and N said at the same time.
"Hi!" Thunder chirped.
"What brings you here?" He asked.
"Just talking about-"
"GET DOWN!" Someone yelled. Me, N and Thunder saw what looked like Lunar, Earth, Uzi, Monty and Moon run out of the lab.
The last thing we saw was a lazer shoot out a few shots bouncing off the walls and hitting almost everyone that was there.
Uzi POV:
"Uuuuugh..." I rubbed my head, felt that my hair has gotten shorter and my voice has gotten deeper.
"Whu-whuh?!" I heard Lunar, Thunder and N yelp but Lunar and N's voices were more feminine. Thunder's was more masculine.
"Uff..." V and Solar slowly sat up.
Then I heard Moon and Monty start laughing.
"You guys are all gender swapped!" Moon laughed.
"WHAT?!" All of us yelled.
"I thought it would send stuff to the Femme dimension but this is way funnier!" Monty also laughed.
"Woah..." I heard Earth but with a more masculine voice murmur.
"Here." Said Moon as he handed me a mirror.
I looked at myself and froze in shock.
"How...?" V asked Moon.
"Well... me and Monty tried to make something like a lazer to deliver stuff to the Femme dimension."
"Why..." V grumbled.
"Well..."
(After explaining)
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A/N: btw I'm using the Gender swap names some of the names are unisex so I don't have to change them
Lunar-Luna
Earth-Terra
Thunder(Theia)-Thunder(Theo, short for Theodore)
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No one's POV:
"I knew it was a bad idea!" Solar yelled.
"I wonder if Gemini would like me like this..." Luna mumbled.
"Dude what the fuck is happe-" Comet froze at the entrance.
"Uhh hi?" Thunder(Theo) said awkwardly.
"What. :O"
"Later~" Moon said awkwardly and before the others could stop Moon and Monty, they had already teleported back to the house.
"Fuuuuckk." Uzi groaned.
"Hey you actually look good as a guy, dude." Comet complimented Thunder(Theo). He just looked at her.
"You're joking right?"
"Nope! Completly serious." Comet said flicking her tail.
"Ugh! How are we supposed to get out of this?!" V yelled from across the room.
"Let me see." Solar said as she walked to the computer and Comet followed.
"Ok so good news and bad news." Comet said glancing up from the computer screen.
"What's the good news?" Luna asked.
"The good news is that this is temporary."
"Then whats the bad news?" Terra asked.
"This will last up to 3 hours." Comet said dryly.
"WHAT?!" All of them screeched.
"Stop screaming, geez..." Comet muttered going back to the computer and helping Solar out with trying to change them back as soon as possible.
"So what do we do now?" Luna asked.
"Go to that 'femme dimension' yall mentioned?" V said.
"Welp let's go!" Luna said.
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A/N: That's it I've worked this for a fucking MONTH.