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  1. Death is Apparently Optional by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    24 Jun 2025

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    Peter died for the universe, and it's entirely his fault that Wanda died too, so why did they both wake up in a tube of discount Nickelodeon slime? And how is Pietro here?

    Also, wtf is Gotham?

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    “But you’re like, six?” Pietro questioned before he was manhandled by Wanda as she checked for injuries, “Also what was the comment about being on the run?”

    “I am nine. Ish. I think. And mentally I’m fifteen.”

    “Still not old enough for basically having several college degrees,” Pietro argued as his head was pulled down so Wanda could check his scalp, “and can we get back to the on the run thing? I think we’re avoiding something important here.”

    “So, after you got yourself shot…” Wanda started.

    “Heroically,” Pietro interrupted, dodging another smack.

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