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It was one question that led to the entire thing.

Larry had invited Phoenix over to his apartment. Now that Phoenix had switched his major from art to law, he’d been a lot busier lately. Turns out, being a law student came with lots of academic responsibilities. With Phoenix always out studying, staying until late in the night for classes, and knee deep in reading law books and writing papers, that didn’t leave a lot of time for him to hang out with friends. So he was glad when he finally had some free time on a Friday afternoon, and Larry had immediately invited him over to hang out.

The two had ordered pizza and a few pitchers of coke, talking as they ate. Larry asked how Phoenix’s recent law classes were going, asked if there were any cute girls, and then proceeded to rant about his last ex-girlfriend. Phoenix was used to it by now, dramatically reacting to any dramatic reveals. And just as he was getting the last slice of pizza, finishing telling Larry about his plans for an upcoming event at the law department, that’s when Larry dropped that question.

“Yo Nick, I got a question.” Larry said, taking a sip of his coke before he added. “But it’s kinda weird, so don’t be weirded out, ‘kay?”

Phoenix snickered. “Larry, I’m sure you’ve asked weirder. Hit me with it.”

“Alright, so…if we like, had sex, who’d top?” Larry asked.

“That’s your question? It isn’t that weird.” Phoenix said.

“Just answer the question, Nick!”

“Well, me. Duh.”

Larry frowned. “Why you? Dude, I think I’d top.”

“And…why you?” Phoenix questioned with a raised brow.

“Well, my dick’s bigger! So I’d def top.” Larry shot back.

Phoenix sighed, exasperated. “Dick size means nothing, Larry. And I’m pretty sure mine’s bigger.”

“Dude, mine’s bigger!” Larry said.

“No way in hell.” Phoenix replied.

“Well then, let’s compare!”

“Wh-What?! What are you, a teenager? We can’t just compare our dicks! That’s…that’s so weird!”

“It ain’t gay, Nick! We’re friends, and you know, I’m comfortable enough in my sexuality to let you see mine.” Larry said, then adding. “And you’re half gay, anyways.”

“It’s called bisexual, Larry.”

“Yeah, half gay.”

“Larry, I swear to god…”

“You wanna compare or not?” Larry said.

“Well…” Phoenix hummed in thought and shrugged. He’d done way weirder, especially with Larry involved. What’s the worst that could happen? “It won’t hurt.”

Larry grinned.

The two were taking off their pants, and honestly Phoenix couldn’t believe the situation he was in. While they’d changed with the other in the room plenty of times—it came with the territory of being friends since elementary school—this was the first time Phoenix had actively compared their dick sizes. But there wouldn’t be any surprises, right? It was just a penis, just a dick.

But there was a big surprise.

Oh boy, was it big.

Larry took off his pants and underwear, and dear god, Phoenix just stopped and stared.

His dick was massive.

Phoenix stared at his cock, completely flabbergasted. What the hell? Was he seeing things right? Did Larry…did he have a big dick? How in the hell was it so big? When had it gotten so big? Phoenix wasn’t small by any means, but dear god, Larry had a huge dick.

“Woah.” Phoenix resisted the urge to lick his lips. “You’re fucking hung, Larry.”

“Heh! Told you my dick was bigger.” Larry looked positively smug.

Phoenix’s gaze couldn’t leave Larry’s dick, and he internally moaned at the idea of taking that cock in his mouth, praising it with his tongue. The feeling of a warm cock in his mouth, fucking his face with reckless abandon, and then Larry would give him that dopey grin he always did-

Wait a second.

Wait a fucking second.

This was Larry!

Why was he thinking that?! This was Larry fucking Butz he was talking about! Why was he thinking of sucking his dick?!

But then again, it’d probably feel amazing in his mouth…

“Uh…Nick? You good, man?”

Phoenix had to tear his eyes away from Larry’s cock, clearing his throat awkwardly. “Larry, don’t take this the wrong way…but I want your dick in my mouth.”

“Wait- huh?”

“Yeah, uh…sorry, if that’s weird. Forget what I said.”

“No no! It’s cool, Nick!” Larry reassured.

“You sure? It’s a weird thing to say…” Phoenix trailed off, frowning.

“It’s fine! In fact, you should do it!” Larry said.

Phoenix stared at him. “…What?”

“Suck my dick, Nick!” Larry said, then snickering. “Hey, that rhymed!”

“Larry, you want me to- to what?!”

“Hey, we’re friends. There’s nothing weird about it. Besides, you’ve done it before, right?” Larry said, adding when Phoenix nodded. “So it won’t be weird if we did it, then!”

“I- aren’t you straight?” Phoenix immediately questioned.

Larry groaned. “It’s not gay, Nick. We’re just two friends, what’s gay about that?”

“…Having sex with men, as a man, is gay?” Phoenix felt like an idiot for stating the obvious.

“Ugh! You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!” Larry said, and then he said. “And who knows! I might be…bi-furious!”

“…You mean bi-curious?”

“Eh, same thing.”

Phoenix groaned, why did he ever want to suck his dick? This was Larry they were talking about. “Oh god…”

“Let’s just try it, Nick! I’ve kinda always wanted to experiment with guys.” Larry gave him a dopey grin. “And who better than my best friend? My handsome best friend.”

Phoenix sighed, though he was smiling. He was always a glutton for flattery. “Oh…alright.” He then gave Larry a glare. “But nobody will know about this, got it?”

Larry grinned. “Course, man!” He then sat on the couch, patting his cock with a smile. “C’mon, Nick! Sucky sucky time!”

“Wait, now?”

Larry raised a brow at him. “Yeah? You got anything better to do?”

Phoenix sighed, he guessed he didn’t.

He settled himself in between Larry’s legs, and it was surreal as hell seeing Larry’s face when he looked up. This was weird, but…not the bad kind of weird. Not a good weird either, just a neutral weird. Letting out a deep sigh, Phoenix started to lavish his cock with licks and kisses, before he engulfed it in his mouth, lapping his tongue against the underside of his cock. He couldn’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction at the sounds Larry made, grunts and moans and groans that went straight to his dick, and he outright moaned when Larry grabbed a firm hold on his air.

“Fuck…when’d you get so good at this, Nick?” Larry groaned.

Phoenix could feel himself hardening as he suckled at Larry’s cock, but he was too fixated on the thick warm cock in his mouth to even think of touching his own. Sucking it off was a challenge with how big his cock was, his jaw was going to be sore as hell later and it’d hurt like a bitch. But he didn’t even care, not with the delectable feeling of Larry’s cock in his mouth, as he bobbed his head up and down, suckling his length like it was a piece of the sweetest candy in the world. Larry seemed to appreciate it, as evidenced by every little sound of satisfaction escaping his lips, by how firm and tight his grip on his hair was.

Now of course, Phoenix didn’t know Larry’s signs of upcoming climax—he hadn’t exactly had sex with him before—and though he could make guesses, what he couldn’t guess was Larry, with a particular hard suckle on his cock, suddenly coming with a loud curse. Phoenix was coughing as Larry’s cock slipped out of his mouth, trying to not let any drops of come drip down his chin.

“Jerk.” Phoenix said.

“Err, uh. Sorry, Nick.” Larry replied.

“Well, that was weird, but glad you enjoyed it?” Phoenix snickered. “I mean, you obviously did.”

Larry stayed silent.

Phoenix shot him an odd look. “You okay, Larry?”

“Dude, now I don’t want you taking this the wrong way…” Larry trailed off, and then he said. “But I lowkey wanna fuck you.”

“Well, I mean makes sense, I just sucked your dic- wait, WHAT?!”

“H-Hey! Cool it! Not in a gay “Oh I love you and wanna kiss you” way! In a “Yo, we’re two bros making each other feel good” way!” Larry said.

Phoenix just stared at him, flabbergasted. “How is that any better?”

“C’mon, Nick! Why not? This is my first time with a guy!” Larry gave Phoenix a pout. “And I want my first time to be with such a handsome guy like you…”

Phoenix sighed in exasperation. “No, Larry. Flattery won’t work this time.”

“Aw, what?” Larry frowned. “I really thought it would…”

“Larry, I swear to god.”

Larry grinned, leaning over and saying in a low, smooth—how hell did Larry manage to sound smooth?—voice. “You can swear to god when I rock your world, Phoenix.”

Phoenix stared at Larry with wide eyes, and goddammit, he was fucking blushing.

…Was he seriously finding Larry, Larry Butz, sexy right now?

“Holy fuck.” Phoenix said, and maybe it’s because he had just sucked the guy off, his voice was thick with arousal. “Is this how you get so many girlfriends?”

Larry smirked. “You wanna find out?”

“Well…” Phoenix trailed off, and then he sighed with a laugh. “Hell, why not?”

Larry looked positively proud of himself.

Soon, they were kissing on the couch, and honestly? It didn’t feel as weird kissing Larry, at least not as much as he thought it was. It was almost…nice, even if his goatee scratched a bit on his chin. Larry was…a lot gentler than Phoenix had expected, maybe this was how he got his girlfriends. As they separated from the kiss, Larry started to trail his mouth down his body, every kiss and lick erupting a bloom of heat underneath his skin. And then, experimentally, he sucked at Phoenix’s nipple. Phoenix let out a surprised moan at that.

Well, that was something new about Phoenix Wright.

“Shit, man.” Larry laughed a little. “Enjoyed that?”

“Sh-Shut up.” Phoenix grumbled.

“Heh, I’ll take that as a yes.”

Larry continued to suckle at his nipples, and Phoenix couldn’t help the satisfied little sighs that made their way out of his lips. Though, no matter how gentle he was, he was still Larry Butz, and he was impatient as hell. Before Phoenix knew it, Larry was already opening a bottle of lube—when did he get that?—and streaming a stream of lube on his cock. Phoenix gasped as he felt the head of his cock on his hole, slowly inserting himself inside. And dear lord, did that cock feel huge, one of the biggest that Phoenix ever had, he could practically feel every inch.

Larry grunted as he bottomed out, asking. “You good, Nick?”

“Yeah…I’m fine.” Phoenix groaned. “You’re just…huge…”

“Hey, you know what you asked for.”

“Yeah yeah, I know.”

Larry started moving, his grip on Phoenix’s hips firm as he started thrusting his cock into his hot wet heat. One thing that Phoenix totally expected—and turned out to be true—from Larry was that he was loud in the bedroom. And dear lord, was he loud, not even trying to stifle his pleasured groans and curses. Well, at least he was enjoying himself, right? And Phoenix was too, moaning as he bucked his hips, attempting to gain more friction, to feel more of that cock thrusting into him. God, that dick was hitting all of the right spots. And as they quickly approached their climax, with a particularly deep thrust, Phoenix let out a loud cry as he came, Larry following soon after.

And then, the two collapsed on the couch, Larry’s already softening cock slipping out of him. They were lying down on the couch, catching their breath. In the afterglows of pleasure, Phoenix let his mind wander through the clouds of thought, and one unifying beam of thought was ever-present in his mind. He couldn’t believe it, he couldn’t believe it, he just…he had sex with Larry Butz. It was weird as hell, but the good experimental kind of weird. Weird nonetheless though, and a one-time thing, too.

Though it seemed Larry had…other plans.

“Hey, Nick?”

“Yeah?”

“Wanna do this again sometime?” Larry asked.

“WHAT?!” Phoenix gaped in horror. “Hell no! We are never doing this again!”

“Why not? Didn’t you like it?” Larry said.

“That’s beside the point, Larry!” Phoenix replied.

Larry grinned. “We’re just friends, it’s not gay.”

“I’m half gay, Larry!”

“Aha! So you do admit I’m right!”

Larry laughed as Phoenix threw a pillow at him.