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"OI DAZAI. BASTARD! ugh wake up mackerel boss is calling" dazai is woken with yelling in his ears and a pillow to the face. "mori can go to hell. go back to sleep its too early to be awake"
"Its 9 in the morning drama queen and your the one crashing at my apartment dont tell me what to do" chuuya rolled his eyes.
"like i said too early lets go back to sleep" dazai attempts to readjust his position from where he and chuuya are tangled up, their arms and legs askew. they had both gotten wasted the night before (typical skk) and dazai crashed at chuuya's (as per normal)
Chuuya sighed and carefully untangled his legs from dazai's to pick up the phone which throughout all the chaos, was still ringing. "Yes boss... i understand sir. We'll be there in a bit"
" dazai get your lazy ass up boss wants us to meet him. We've got a mission"
"Noooo i dont want to. Fuck mori. Fuck the mission. They can both go to hell, where they belong."
five minutes of arguing later chuuya drags a reluctant dazai out of bed and miraculously gets the both of them changed into work clothes and to the pm building.
In mori's office. mori has dealt with enough soukoku shenanigans not to questionwhy chuuya is dragging dazai by the ear or the fact that they arrived together. As usual, they were arguing.
Mori gave a sigh, welp might as well get this over with sooner rather than later. He cleared his throat loudly, the bickering immediately stops... well one side stops. "chuuyaa why'd you stop talking suddenly?" Chuuya tilts his head towards mori pointedly. Dazai gave mori a menacing glare but thankfully stayed quiet.
"As you already know yokohama has been closed of from the rest of japan for some time-" "you want us to infiltrate u.a high the hero school as students as a sign of peace to stop the pros from prying into yokohama and to gather info." Dazai interjects.
"HOW THE FU-" chuuya stares at his partner open-mouthed. Said partner was still giving the boss a menacing glare. Mori sighed, he was so used to dazai's genius mind it was hard to be shocked anymore.
"Correct dazai. I would like the both of you to join u.a high as students to gather intel while showing the pro heroes that yokohama is not a threat. This will be a long term mission and yes you two are the best people for the job, your the correct age and if you act like normal teens they will think that yokohama is somewhat more normal" Mori says, still regreting choosing to brief them in person.
How much trouble could he have saved himself if he just wrote a simple email.
"Anyway thats all for now, you will be given burner phones and some forms to fill out. Dazai i expect you to help chuuya with studying for the written exam and im sure you can both pass the physical one with ease. You may go prepare for the mission now."
Back at chuuya's apartment, they set up the burner phones and design their hero outfits whilst chuuya does research on pro heroes because dazai already anticipated this mission somehow and did research for it beforehand. It's times like this that remind us all that he's a genius with an IQ of 200 plus.
"Hey mackerel do you think they'll let me put a hidden compartment with a knife in my shoe?"
"probably i put that design in mine too"
"K"
the next half an hour continues like that with the both of them discussing outfits peacefully without arguments. which was rare for the both of them. it was one of those quiet moments where they actually got along.
"Chuchu do you think they'll let me have a gun as a weapon?"
"Don't call me that and probably, i think theres a few heroes that use guns so it should be fine"
"Kk chuchu"
"I said dont call me that"
"What do you mean chuchu?"
"FUCK YOU"
And there went the peace, the next half an hour consisted of dazai calling chuuya ridiculous nicknames, which resulted in chuuya getting mad, which then escalated to chuuya throwing a pillow from the couch at dazai, which then escalated more into a pillow fight.
The whole ordeal ended with the both of them out of breath, sweaty and the room in a mess. Dazai having lost the pillow fight as chuuya had the upperhand with his ability.
They eventually managed to sort out the documents and do research but not without two more pillow fights and a yelling match. All that was left to do was to wait for the day of the entrance exams.
Oh and for chuuya to study. Welp that should be fun... for dazai at least.