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1. Incompatible Systems by CrisAlec

   Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood
   • Alec Lightwood
   • Magnus Bane
   • Isabelle Lightwood
   • Clary Fray
   • Jace Wayland
   • Simon Lewis
   • Maryse Lightwood
   • Office
   • Chaos

   Summary

   Alec Lightwood has two goals in life:
   1. Keep the company website from imploding.
   2. Avoid Magnus Bane at all costs.
   Magnus, head of sales and walking glitter bomb of chaos, has exactly two hobbies:
   1. Selling holiday packages with too much sparkle.
   2. Driving Alec absolutely insane.
   When their coworkers — including Alec’s sister, his best friend, and, unfortunately, his own mother — start a bet on how long it’ll take before Alec and Magnus hate-kiss in the break room, Alec vows to stay far, far away.
   Professionalism? Gone.
   Boundaries? Blurred.
   The bet? Dead.
   Their feelings? …We don’t talk about that

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,011

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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