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The sun radiated pink and orange all over the high great atmosphere. Golden rays shot through the wedding of Kaz and Apollo. Music as majestic as Kaz himself blasted through the floral marriage ritual played by Thatveganexposer_1.

Their wedding was set east beside the lake. The sun was starting to rest going down west. The golden hour of the day made the setting as gorgeous as Kaz. The greenest grass anyone had laid their eyes upon.

The venue was covered in florals as if it was a garden. The white and golden curtains draped the wooden pillars. The pattern sprinkled in sunflowers. Lights—almost like stars— covered the ceiling. All of the beautifully hand-craved tables were filled with people and with food.

Little_misthashira loved to goon but for today they cooked up a whole 5 course meal.
They created well-seasoned seafood and everyone loved it, even with the sea food haters turned into sea-food lovers.

www.h3rmes.com was passionately crocheting and weaving anything that anyone of the wedding asked for. Thatveganexposer_1 oddly asked for a Lin-Manuel Miranda plushie. Little_misthashira wanted a John Laurens plushie. www.h3rmes.com crocheted it and Little_misthashira giggled away, freaky style, as they started to goon to the crocheted historically accurate John Laurens plushie.

Then Therealxenos pulled up to the line, and when it was their turn, they had the best request Therealxenos had laid their ears upon.

“Can I get a crocheted version of Ganymede?” the literal number 1 Ganymede fan asked.

www.h3rmes.com agreed and Therealxenos happily got crocheted Ganymede. Everyone is happy at this wedding.

Nellbell_sk8 was the artist that did a quick funny sketch and she was very whimsical. www.h3rmes.com came over there for a break and as soon as Nellbell_sk8 finished her art and showed it to them, www.h3rmes.com watched with awe. It looked chimerical. They enjoyed it and went back to doing their craft.

Mer4.mp4 appeared in front of the microphone and tapped it gently to check if it was working.

“Hello everyone, welcome to Kaz’s and Apollo’s wedding. It’ll start soon so like get ready to go outside where it will actually happen. LETS GOO!!” He exclaimed.

Everyone, YES EVERYONE, rushed out to see Kaz and Apollo. The whole Epic cast sat in the front row. They were wiping their eyes with sun themed napkins. They were so excited to see them. Lin-Manuel Miranda did not throw away his shot at getting the wedding invitation. This wedding was big because the whole Hamilton cast was there too. Percy Jackson and Annabeth invited everyone there actually. This was a quest given by the oracle. And they overachieved that goal because they are so cool like that.

“Yo what’s that?” Unstabale_thoughts_0211 points out the rumble in the background. Everyone looked behind them in confusion.

IT’S THE 600 MEN ODYSSEUS BROUGHT OUT TO WAR!!! They survived (trust me) and came here. Yo!! It’s Achilles and Patroclus here!! Ts wedding boutta be so peak vro!1!

Puppeteer_9 is cool like that because puppeteer_9 played the harp while all the people were getting ready and sitting down trying to get the best view. Played along Thatveganexposer_1’s music.

The flower girl named Www.apollon.com threw flower petals all over the red carpet Mer4.mp4 had laid out. This is because Mer4.mp4 actually designed the entire place and dressed it up himself. And Weird_kid_4eve designed all the shoes of the people there too. The bottom of the shoe included the meat and bones of Kaz’s opps; Ajax the Lesser and Theseus. This is because they deserved to be stepped on.

Omar started to sing Satisfied from Hamilton dedicated to Apollo x Kaz. Very nice voice Omar has. He cooked up so hard that everyone applauded. He felt very honored. Jorge Rivera Herrans applauded the loudest.

Arrows_and_guns was the photographer and they took pictures of everything that looked awesomesauce. Photographers are very important. Kaz chose the best photographer. TRUST!!

Hermes_flower_crocus made the dress of Kaz. Did you know this? Now you do. Apollo walks down and now Kaz is walking down the aisle. They both have so much aura everyone is applauding and crying from the amount of aura they can feel. Kaz’s dress is so awesomesauce I’ll leave it to your imagination.

User242412391 is the officiant. They make the wedding ritual official. So now Kaz and Apollo boutta get married and—

DIOMEDES IN HIS CHARIOT AND HE STOPS OUTSIDE AND RUNS DOWN THE RED CARPET SCREAMING FOR KAZ!!!1!! He wants Kaz to marry him too. Kaz is stuck on who to choose.

‘Yo, can’t choose between you two, SO US THREE!! LET’S GET MARRIED TOGETHER!!!” Kaz decides.

User242412391 officially considers the three married and they run into the limousine that Alienzapzapsuit owns and goes into it. Kaz throws his flowers into the air and someone mysterious catches it… yall find out next chapter…

ANYWAY Kaz, Diomedes, and Apollo arrive at an airport called Unstabale_thoughts_0211’s marvellous airport. They are going for their honeymoon. They fly private jets and do ts for free cause they are too cool like that and they go straight to the Bahamas.

The beach is so cool like that and then they go to a resort owned by Hermes_flower_crocus and then they are great…

For now…

Stay tuned for chapter 2.

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The Bahamas was marvelous. The hotel? Created by the amazing Meadow. She hand craved it with the help of Www.Apollon.com. They built such an awesomesauce hotel together. Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes literally had the entire hotel to themselves. But with a few invited guests of course. The bluest skies, the clearest waters, the greenest grass. It was so peak.

I_hate_theseus actually designs the mega big pool that looks like a water park. All for the lovers of course. It’s their honeymoon. Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes swim in it and they enjoy it so much. The floor surrounding the pool is hot, but it’s ok. Their wet feet make it feel warm.

I bet you didn’t know this—3mz_xo.xo designed the floor surrounding the pool. It’s made with Ajax the Lesser and Theseus’s bones because Ajax the Lesser and Theseus deserve to be stepped on. I think they enjoyed stepping on the floor a little too much.

Hiddenlifehachi sold ice cream at the ice cream shop. Diomedes went to the shop and brought Apollo and Kaz some ice cream. It was so good. They all went back for more. When the lights of the ice cream truck broke, Meadow came back and fixed the lights.

Randos_blue_lover sold those tropical shirts at the tourist shop and when Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes entered the shop, they saw that Randos_blue_lover had a helper there. Omar was the model for the tropical shirts because he is perfect for modeling. Wow. Apollo is impressed. Apollo buys 10 for himself, Kaz, and Diomedes.

At the spa was where cle3matis w*rked. Most people are literally changed after they come over here. So when Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes entered here they felt very relaxed. They will come here again frfr.

At a private concert is where 7__venus__ performed with Michael Jackson. Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes watch and they think this is majestical. That’s right. MJ IS BACK! Wow this is so peak. And… what?? A band appeared! .Candlesquid plays his violin! Woah! Ts so peak. Steve from Minecraft applauds so hard. Wow.

Rick Riordan appears?? Woah?? Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes get a very special cover of Percy Jackson. THe only one in the world. After them, r3n2207 gets a book signed by uncle Rick. Woah i’m so jealous yall so lucky.

Unstabale_thoughts_0211 bursts through a door with a motorcycle. He has an announcement.

“I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! THE PERSON WHO CAUGHT THE FLOWER IS REVEALED! Come to room 67 for the reveal!”

Of course everyone is excited. Therealxenos runs to Room 67 with his Ganymede plushie. Sansatheon puts down all the fanta and coca-cola and runs to see the reveal. Wow this is getting intense.

M4rsvibezzzzz brought all the hats they bought from vacation and wore them all on top of each other. Everyone crowds the wide hallway to see room 67. Yo are we ready to see who it is? M4rsvibezzzzz knocks on the door and Sansatheon rings the door…

N0ra._1_ appears with the flowers in hand! She is the winner. She really got it. People applaud. Although N0ra._1_ has an announcement to make as well.

“Go down to the gardens that I made. There you will see Kaz, Diomedes, and Apollo. Trust me, you’re going to want to see that.” Everyone rushes down to the gardens of N0ra._1_. Www.apollon.com goes ahead first to see what’s going on. The greenery is beautiful, and in the middle of it is Kaz, Apollo, and Diomedes.

The three get confused since one of the circular pots filled with flowers starts spinning. It goes round and round, faster, and faster. From the overwhelming speed, it tips over. The circular bottom base rips off and it hits Kaz (oh no.) and he lowkey falls to the ground there. Flowers and dirt cover Kaz’s head.

The medical team and Apollo rushes over to try to save Kaz but uhh… it comes to no avail. Most of the crowd that watched it all happen stayed still in awe. Everything happened so fast, no one could react quick enough!

When Diomedes and Apollo realised nothing could be done, they turned Kaz into a flower.

The Kaz Flower.