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We Shall Not Kneel by EyeOfSarahn
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
22 Jun 2025
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While Rook and her companions battle gods in the north, the south is at war.
Darkspawn are rising again. Venatori plots are moving in the shadows, while Antaam ravage cities along the Waking Sea. The Veil is tearing. And as the world tilts, Ferelden stands its ground.
Cordelia Arainai-Cousland always wanted to be a knight. The daughter of two legends, she’s grown up with steel in her hand and magic in her blood, preparing for a threat no one could name. Now, it has a face.
Kieran, son of Morrigan and King Alistair, is powerful, unpredictable, and absolutely the last person she wants to see on the battlefield.
Too bad fate has other plans.
*Set parallel to the events of Dragon Age: Veilguard, telling the story behind the missives.
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Two idiots who can't accept their mutual attraction.
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"I don't even like you," Cordelia said. It came out rough, half-choked, too fast to be anything but the truth behind the lie.
Kieran's lips parted slightly, his eyes searching her face.
A single heartbeat stretched between them, so tight it might snap."You’re a terrible liar," he said, voice barely above a whisper.
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Note to self: don’t steal from the X-Men. They might adopt you.
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A Band of Apostles, a Rabbi, and a Storm Girl by Brokenfangirl22
Fandoms: The Chosen (TV 2017), Christian Bible (New Testament)
21 Jun 2025
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Ruth is a spunky, headstrong, and a little problematic teenage girl in the first century, and the last year for her has been like walking through Hades.
First, she woke up one day and her hand went numb, and has NEVER GOTTEN UN-NUMB! Well, there goes her one hobby of sketching! Yippee! Then, her abba made her and this random old man get BETHROTHED! Ruth can't take it anymore- she just has to run away. (and steal her dowry, but that's a different story.)
Then, she meets this Rabbi, and He changes her life. Which is weird, because up until five seconds ago she thought God hated her. Eh, might as well go along with this group of slightly strange adults and see what happens, right?
And oh boy, a LOT happens.
(In other words, the entirety (hopefully!) of the Chosen series from the perspective of a teenager.) -
Web&Claws (Peter Parker/Laura Kinney) by Neith121
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-23 (Marvel Comics)
21 Jun 2025
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The next 4 chapter will be credited to the same author.
One shots with a connected universe stories about Laura/Peter
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But you have heard of me by Lurkylurker
Fandoms: Mother Love Bone, Soundgarden (Band), Pearl Jam (Band)
21 Jun 2025
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Awkward Stoney Gossard, who is just starting to explore his sexuality, gets introduced to his singer's new roommate...and he's gorgeous and a bit of a problem
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Kitty Bennet has always lived under her sister’s shadow. After a life of being an unwilling accomplice to Lydia’s greedy schemes, she struggles to find her own way after her sisters are married. Although her quick sense of humour makes her a social butterfly, she struggles to free herself from Lydia’s ruthless control and the whisper of scandal that haunts her. A crippling accident forces everyone to see Kitty as more than just the family fool - but how can she win this new fight, when she still can’t conquer the old? D/E, J/B, C/?, fluff and scandal.
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“You expect me to wear this?”
“Did I mention you could come to the bathhouse for free tonight?” Henry crosses his arms feeling smug.
Hans face brightens. “Aye, I suppose it could be worse.”
He changes into the new clothes as Henry digs through his chest again.“Henry do you have-” Sam’s voice pulls the pair’s attention. He stops, hand still on the doorknob. Hans had the shirt on fully and was half-way done with his leggings. Sam looks Hans up and down. “Blue is not your color.”
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- Part 2 of Tigereyes45's Hansry Week 2025 fics
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And the Angels Whispered: Rock n' Roll! by Losver07
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2025
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«We were special, you know? The four of us. We had something special going on. I suppose everyone thinks that about their friends but, trust me. We weren't just friends, we were… We could've gone to space with just our guitars. We could've touched the stars.»
Remus Lupin, post mortem, recalling every moment spent with the three most important people in his life... and his death. Even after their inevitable rockstar downfall and death, The Marauders are still punk as Hell, and this nostalgic ghost is living proof of it. Sorry, not 'living'.
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If you want a Spanish version, let me know and I'll get to work! Translations to any other languages are okay, but it's unlikely that I'd be able to do them myself. In any case, you give me a heads up, alright?
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5jxjD14h3IyhyMtPubCtLR?si=L-svClvlSs6-El-qQBEAdg---
IN CASE THIS WAS NOT CLEAR: I do not share nor support JKR's transphobic, acephobic, racist... (etc) views. I as a member of the queer community myself am completely against any behaviour that disrespects or aims to violate ANYBODY'S human rights.
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Stuck in her cell, Mina contemplates her life.
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Sixteen year old Emery Dixon had learned her lesson enough times to understand how important the rules were. The rules that kept people at arm’s length. If they couldn’t get close, they couldn’t hurt her like so many had before.
The Iron Angel was the better version of herself. The strong one, the brave one, the unbreakable one. The Iron Angel saved people from the things no one protected Emery from. The things that ended with Emery traumatized and alone on the streets.
But with a new enemy and the Avengers taking notice of her, the careful order Emery had built for herself began to crumble. Between trying to get through the shitshow called her life as Emery and being stretched to her limits as the Iron Angel, she’s ripping at the seams. And she doesn’t think she can put herself together again. At least, not by herself. But maybe she doesn’t have to be as alone as she thought. Soon she’ll be forced to ask the question: is she willing to risk her survival for the opportunity at really living? -
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You were the older sister of the twins Osamu and Atsumu, yet you suffered from a heart condition.
It did make your life a bit more difficult than it should be.
Kita always looked out for you, making sure you took your medicine.
That's about it, man I don't know I am bad at Summaries. -
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It's a sequel guys, what am I supposed to say?
A continuation of the first book. -
all the right friends in all the right places by Anonymous for Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Jun 2025
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Ranboo rounded the corner into the back corner of the library, already mentally on the next item on his to-do list, he needed to not forget, and then froze in place. There was already someone sitting at the isolated table he always sat at, eating a rice salad and reading on his phone.
And– he’d been staring too long. Ranboo cleared his throat. “Uh, hi, Techno. I didn’t– know anyone else was back here.”
Techno had also paused, plastic fork in his mouth. Ranboo had met him last term, when he’d asked for a history tutor and met the sardonic pink-haired masters’ student. The tutoring sessions had been the most painless ones Ranboo had ever sat through– he might even call them friends– but that was then. He’d never really talked to the other man outside of an academic context, aside from nodding at him a few times in the coffee line. Ranboo wasn’t sure how to handle this, and Techno evidently was feeling the same way. Techno nodded at Ranboo, expression clearly trying for polite. “How’s it goin’?”
OR: this is honestly just 2k of borealtrio banter and bonding
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The Greenhouse Effect by Trashydoll17
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic)
21 Jun 2025
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Hyoman doesn’t gang up on Sieun and Hyuntak in that pathway after school. Baku stops him and his gang before they can reach them. Sieun and Hyuntak still end up clashing with each other instead of Hyoman. Their explosive first meeting sparks a bitter rivalry, sharp words, bruised pride, and unresolved tension. But when they’re sentenced to community service together, their cold war might just start to crack.
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Hyuntak mentions Suho’s coma, and Sieun doesn’t like that. A different take on their first meeting. Will Hyuntak be able to reach through the icy confines of Sieun’s heart and warm him up?Series
- Part 4 of Weak Hero Stories
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Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for his second year. If he recalled it right, the Chamber of Secrets would open. How and why? He doesn't know. All he knows they were doing Slytherins (and him) a favor of ridding and scaring the muggle-borns in the castle.
What he thought would be a peaceful academic journey in Hogwarts is shattered when the Chamber of Secrets is finally opened and has claimed its first kill, Bella Trough, a 7th year muggle-born from Griffindor. Her death deviates from the original timeline.
Distraught, he and his maman start their adventure in trying to close the chamber of secrets permanently. Along their journey, they enlist the help of Draco's friends, a reluctant Snape, a pestering trio of Griffindor lions, his 1st year cousin(?), and a mysterious diary that seems to possess the girl Weasely.
All of this while Draco juggles his academics, mental health (he's getting better), thrown accusations from Potter, and the looming thought of: Good Merlin, it's Voldemort again.
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- Part 2 of Draco Malfoy and The Reversed Time
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Dream Team. by red_shameless
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
21 Jun 2025
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“And a three-twisted thread won't break for long.”
Jayce, Viktor, and Mel Medarda go to Noxus to help Mel deal with the Black Rose. Sort of like an alternate story of the season that hasn't come out yet. And so far it looks like I'm about to write a freaking fantasy book right here in real time, because unfortunately no one is going to write what I want to read for me.
I'll consider this work a success if, at least for a small amount of time at the end of a hard day, I can completely pull you out of reality and make you forget everything if it's been a shitty day. That's what I appreciate good stories for.
I've put the main tags and characters that are definitely coming, I'll add the rest as the story progresses.
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- Part 2 of Time to love and time to hate.
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The Cat who Could Fly Like a Crow by Supreme_king_Nero
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Air Gear
21 Jun 2025
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The truth is, cats do wish to fly. The reason why cats hate birds is because they're jealous. Cats wish for wings of their own, they look at the creatures who inhabit the sky with envy… because they'll never have that freedom.
That was the reality that the cat wishes to escape, but it can't.
This horrible truth, its crushing weight more formidable and crueler than gravity itself.
So what's a cat to do?When trapped in a cage and crushed under the weight of reality… how is the cat to react?
When faced with such hopelessness… the cat only has one Road before it.The Road of Destruction.
Season 1: Chapters 1-23.
Origin of Ragnarok Arc: Chapters 1-6
Behemoth Arc: Chapters 7-11
Invincible Azure Dragon Arc: Chapters 12-19
The Frigga Cycle: Chapters 20-23Season 2: Chapter 24-
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[You don't need to know Baldur's Gate 3 to enjoy this. It might read even better if you don't. But: It contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid.]
This story began with a question: What if this (BG3 plot) happened to someone with a normal life, a job to go to, and no outstanding skills? The main character, a female 28-year-old human, seems to be the only one infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body within days. Driving her desperate quest to find a cure amidst battling memory loss and brain damage - and doing it alone, except for one friend - she starts to subtly change and adapt. Instead of game's original companions, she's accompanied by characters inspired by individuals and organizations from my real life. If you recognize yourself here: take it as a compliment. I wrote this story because while playing I went through a storm of emotions and needed to put that into words. (Yes, it gets a bit emotional at times). Game's side characters also make appearances, particularly those whom I found morally complex, unexpectedly likeable, or essential to story. Some are examined in depth, because their actions gave me no peace for months.
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Pokémon Nuzlocke Novels: Ancient Scarlet by FlygonNick
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
21 Jun 2025
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A fresh start. That was what going to Naranja Academy was supposed to be for Florian “Milo” Caballero. However, a second chance at making friends and a hopeful future has a terrible price. Can our new hero tackle Titans, conquer Pokémon Gyms and confront the mystery of a gang of delinquents…while being forced to win every battle, under penalty of death? Cue the Nuzlocke Challenge.
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We'll Never Fade Away by JustJim, Useless_girl
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Jun 2025
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Being on the run from Militech and organizing and leading a riot has its challenges, but the trio tends to find some time for each other, and also the strength to persevere. After all, if they want to take down the President of the NUSA for once and for all, they have to hit her and Militech hard with the help of their nomad friends…
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- Part 5 of Cyberpunk 2077 - A Passion For the Ages