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    Three men. No labels.
    A werewolf, a hunter, and a sheriff stumble into something real—and maybe that’s enough.

    It’s not about boxes. It’s about belonging.
    💬🐺☕️

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    Izuku and Hitoshi are tossed back in time. Their only instruction? "Fix it." Now they're back in their 15 year old bodies with all of their knowledge and training and only one option. Fix it. Good thing they have eachother.

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    After witnessing Voldemort’s resurrection and facing him in a deathly duel, meeting his parents is a blessing and Harry wants nothing more but to stay with them. So when he touches the portkey his magic listens and grants Harry his wish, landing Harry not in his beloved Hogwarts, but the apartment of one and only Tony Stark.

     

    How will they proceed on this shaky and new road ahead of them? Surely, with Voldemort back, the Britain will not let their Saviour go… right?

    Join me on the journey of two stubborn idiots⚡⚡⚡

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    Greg didn't know why he ever agreed to this year-abroad. The only reason he could say is that his friend was going and he wanted to join, but he wasn't friends with that man anymore. So here he was, in a foreign country with a language he couldn't speak with no friends for a whole year. How on earth would spending a year in France help him with his Nephrology? Eh, Whatever. He can just spend it like a gap year, he was 26 in a country full of weed, nightclubs and funny hats. He might as well just spend the year drinking and having sex at the same time before he's so old the two tasks become mutually exclusive. He was staying in a hotel that had been rented out by John Hopkins and a few other universities. It was a pretty plain year.

    Until he met you.

    (No gendered pronouns, Reader can become pregnant)

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    Naraku had one goal- to destroy Inuyasha. Now with his new companion he has an idea how to make that happen. Brought to the Feudal Era by an unwanted Summoning, Irene's in search of her older sister and the one who brought them there. With the help of her new friends she might just find them, but it's hard getting through battles- nonetheless the day- with her lung problems. Why is this Naraku so cruel? What does he gain from hurting people? Who is his new friend- and what's underneath that mask she wears?

    Irene doesn't know. But she'll find out- one way or another. She just wished she had her sister beside her as she did it.

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    Delany had only ever heard of Honkai Star Rail through her friend, so when she falls into a city people call Penacony, she's utterly confused. Desperate to get home, Aventurine offers a gamble: he'll help her find the way back, but if she falls for him, she's got to stay and help him with a task. She reluctantly agrees.

    But neither of them know about the shadowy figure stalking them both.

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    Life is a meaningless stream of events that pass through our eyes as fortune or misfortune, you know that better than anyone, don't you? After all, after losing your parents and constantly wandering around different cities and the vastness of the globe, where the Big Dipper served as your witness, you wanted to find your home among the chaos of the rock 'n' roll capital and unfulfilled desires, dreaming of peace inside the impenetrable jungle of wannabe rock stars. But one rainy evening changed everything. You were successfully kissed by luck and met an unknown young man with black hair, who was part of this jungle and part of wrecked life, in which he would suck you in completely, starting a new story from scratch.

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    A sound of something exploding and tree branches falling cuts him off. Another artillery barrage, his mind supplies automatically as he reacts immediately; pushing Roe’s and Hufferson’s helmets back in the foxhole, and almost yelling out an order to stay low.

    Almost.

    A stray artillery shell beats him to it. It lands somewhere close — how close, he can’t tell, but enough to physically knock him down. Blown up snow, mud and wood blocks his vision for a moment, littering him with bits and pieces of each. There’s a loud ringing in his ears, one that would make a man go deaf if he wasn’t already.

    With air knocked out of his lungs, he drags himself to the nearest half-filled foxhole, arms protecting his head as he tries his best to hide away from any more shells.

    There’s only one problem — well, one of many, but it crawls up his spine and settles cold in his gut: it’s quiet.

    ***

    L.T Winters one-shots, just like the title says. (Most of them set in Bastogne)

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    After staying late to practice one evening, Grier Galkin is quite literally stuck between a psychotic Alpha werewolf and a socially inept teen loser (who also happens to be a werewolf) accompanied by his friend who needs to up his Adderall prescription.

    Seriously, she needs to talk to either his dad or his physiatrist.

    ————————

    I don’t own Teen Wolf or the many allusions to other media, aside Grier, her family and lore. TW belongs to Jeff Davis and Co. Cross-posted on quotev

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    Izuku is bored and crashes Nicky - Madame Presidents - meeting with some of the best heroes in the world. They don't like him very much.

    Good thing he doesn't really care!

    (now with additional chapters with Izuku's feral-ness.)

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    Stumbling like a newborn deer, Izuku leapt at his hero. He latched onto the man as he leapt into the air, sliding down his legs as he clung on for dear life.

    Oh, Izuku thought calmly. Maybe All Might isn’t immune to bad luck.

    All Might stumbled on his landing, which made sense seeing as his pants were currently hanging around his ankles.

    Oh god -

    Izuku would really like the universe to just kill him now.

    He’d just pantsed the symbol of peace.

    --

    or, most kids would kill to get a quirk. Izuku, whose quirk gives him monumental bad luck, would rather just be quirkless, thanks.

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    Three men. One bed.
    A sheriff, a hunter, and a werewolf learn to share mornings, coffee, kisses... and something that feels a lot like love.

    It’s domestic. It’s chaotic. It just feels right.

    💥🐺☕️

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    Regulus has always known about Sirius' friends.

    Always knew about their existence since Sirius met them. He was always aware of everything. Maybe too aware for some people's opinions.

    He knew and remembered almost everything, no matter how hard he tried not to, and it was a curse to him. To Alphard it was a blessing because, as much as Regulus loved him, he was very, very forgetful and oblivious. Andromeda used to say that Alphard and Regulus were exact opposites and that's why Regulus found the most comfort in Alphard. Why he always ran to him when he couldn't figure something out and needed an adult to help.

    He always saw Alphard as more of a parent than his own. It was reasonable, very reasonable, that he did. Walburga and Orion were never caring or kind to him and Sirius. They mattered as much as dirt to them. Sirius hated them as soon as he became aware. Regulus never dared to. He could never hate his parents, as much as he may want to. He never had the heart to. He wasn't as brave as Sirius was, and never would be, really.

    “Reggie! Guests are here!" Was what brought Regulus back to reality. He slowly, and very reluctantly, closed the book in his lap and stood up, taking his time to walk inside.

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    Peter Hale doesn’t do vulnerability. Chris Argent doesn’t break tradition. And Noah Stilinski definitely doesn’t do werewolves or hunters.

    But somehow, the three of them fall into something real—messy, unexpected, and a little bit domestic.

    There’s confusion, sarcasm, shirtless breakfast… and eventually, more.

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    Life in Chuuya's new household is… chaotic. Between five kids, two questionably competent dads, and enough personality clashes to fuel a reality show, peace is a fleeting concept. Someone’s always yelling (usually Chuuya), someone’s always plotting (usually Dazai or the two other maniacs), and someone’s always forgetting to do their chores (usually everyone- sans Chuuya).

    Their eldest, Chimiyu, is the picture of a 'responsible' young man. Cool, composed, a bit emo, definitely not sneaking out at odd hours for sketchy reasons—why would anyone assume that? The twins? Menaces. The youngest? A literal tiny gremlin. The middle child? Well, let’s just say survival instincts are a necessity around here.

    But despite the near-daily disasters, at the end of the day, they’re a family. And nothing—not rivalries, broken furniture, or questionable life choices—can change that.

    Right?

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    For some unknown reason, Peter Parker cannot stop finding new, inventive ways to humiliate himself in front of you.

    And for some reason, you keep helping him up anyway.

    Or, the 5 times you save Peter— and the 1 time he saves you.

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    "After reaching the top, one can afford to take a moment's break. Inspiration may come at the gym or—Ez, are you even recording?!"

     

    (Part 1 is ShenZed focused backstory about yakuza-like Kinkou and how these two even got in the music industry, contains nsfw ---> can be read separately)

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    Issy Daniels was kinda fucked.
    Scratch "Kinda". She was absolutely fucked.
    She didn't want to end up in that dumpster, she didn't want to be found by one of the new Avengers, she didn't want to be an Avenger.
    She just wanted to kick the asses of the Triad. She wanted to start doing vigilante work with Daredevil again. She wanted her normal life back.
    But that Triad asshole had thrown her into a dumpster. Bob Reynolds pulled her out. She found a cat and woke up in the Watchtower.
    Whether she liked it or not, she was stuck here. Issy was an Avenger.

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    Displaced from her own universe and kept a slave for years, Rose Potter eventually finds herself trapped on Sakaar, forced to make magical creations with very little hope of getting back to her own reality. There, while a certain God of Mischief is looking for a way to free his brother, he encounters her, and saves her. However, this creates a Life Debt between the two, and forces Rose to go along with Loki's plans. What plans, you might ask? Save his brother and save Asgard... Maybe.

    The most damning things about plans, however, is that they never truly seem to survive contact with the enemy, and there are many forces outside our awareness that are plotting against us. In this universe, the shadows always watch, and, in this universe, the things hidden inside are often more dangerous than any foe that shows their face.

    Starts during Thor: Ragnarok, and will continue through the end of MCU Phase Three, and will progressively get more and more AU. Updates will be posted once a week for as long as I can manage or until finished!

    THIS IS CROSSPOSTED TO FANFICTION.NET UNDER THE SAME ACCOUNT NAME - PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS STORY OR TRANSLATIONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM ME.

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    Aaron stays at Call's house for the summer

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