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    Falling Through Time: Book 1: Basking in Candlelight by

    Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda  

    31 Jan 2018

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    Takes place in the 17-1800's. Jefferson and Hamilton always hated each other. But now they're stuck together to build a nation by a glue called George Washington. Slowly they learn things about each other they never knew. Can they overcome their differences or are they fated to bicker forever?

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    Of Marauders and Monsters by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 Dec 2021

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    Remus Lupin was proud to say that he was very normal, thank you very much.

    He was a shy ten-year-old with brown hair, hazel eyes, and a very skinny frame. He liked to read and memorize 19th-century poetry, even though he wasn't very good at memorizing things. He owned exactly seventeen socks—yes, he had counted. Frequently.

    Oh, who was he kidding? Remus Lupin was not normal whatsoever, even by wizarding standards. In fact, he was probably the most abnormal child in the area—in the country—on the continent—in the world? He wouldn't be surprised.

    Normal, his mum always said, was overrated.

    Normal, his dad always said, was a myth.

    It didn't matter what normal was, though; not really. Whatever is was, Remus Lupin wasn't it.

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    Do I Wanna Know? by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Jan 2018

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    When the Marauders return for their 6th year at Hogwarts, Sirius isn't the only one to notice that Remus got, well… hot over the summer. He is, however, the one to come up with the perfect solution. That is, until a certain James Potter and Lily Evans decide to put aside their differences in the interest of some combined mischief.

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    Spending All Your Time (In This Wrong Situation) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    25 Dec 2024

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    “Are you brain damaged?”  Eraser practically demands after a long, drawn out moment.

    “Not any more than usual,” Izuku reassures him as earnestly as he can manage.  Occasional head trauma tends to be a part of the job description after all.

    “You realize I’m holding you captive don’t you?” Eraser sounds more exasperated than Izuku feels is necessary at the moment.  “You’re aware that you’re under heavy quirk suppressants and at my mercy right?”

    “Yeah, well, you’ve been here for six years and you don’t even have a couch,” Izuku can’t help but point out.  “So, really, which one of us is actually the issue here?”

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    trust and chosen families by

    Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)  

    07 Aug 2019

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    Hiccup froze. 

     

    He's never been in a situation like this before. 

     

    Hanging from a tree, blood running down his arms, one eye opened with half a dragon opening a single eye across from him. 

    or, four times Hiccup earns a dragon's trust and one time they earn his

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    And Then There Was You by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    05 Jun 2025

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    “I’m having a baby,” Derek said simply.

    Stiles stared. “What?”

    “I’m having a baby,” he repeated, quieter this time. “Well, not me, obviously. A girl I… met. After Laura died.”

    Stiles blinked. “Wait - what girl?”
    ~~~~~

    Derek finds out he's going to be a father and turns to the Stilinski's for help. (Starts during Season 2 of the show)

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    Magic Gave Me Robin by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)  

    15 May 2025

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    He opens his eyes, and stares up at the canopy of the four poster bed he's in. It takes a second, his vision is a bit blurry, but it clears up quick enough.

    Two seconds.

    Three seconds.

    Four seconds.

    Part of Jason keeps the count going, while the rest of him kind of just...seizes. Because he knows this canopy. He knows the the posts it's attached to. He—fuck—he knows the notch in the bottom left post he'd put in it when he'd stolen one of Bruce's batarangs when he was twelve and thrown it around like the stupid kid he'd been.

    This was Jason's room.

     

    Or, the one where Jason gets zapped with magic, wakes up in his teenage body, and decides to let the timeline know exactly how fucked it is. He also becomes the president of the Tim Drake Appreciation Club.

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    seven signs extended by

    Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan

    27 May 2023

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    Seven Signs with the included bonuses in chronological order.

    Some bonuses contain spoilers for the rest of the series. Some bonuses are also what-ifs, that don't actually happen but could have. Reading the series without the bonuses first is recommended.

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    The Habit of Gifting and Crow Behaviour by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Captain America (Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV)  

    29 Nov 2022

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    Someone is giving gifts to the vigilantes of New York. The only problem is, no one knows who that someone is.

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    I Hear You're Alive (How Disappointing) by

    Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan

    04 Oct 2024

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    Percy is alone in Tartarus. His journey didn’t start that way.

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    Catching a Glimpse of the Future...or Maybe all of it. by

    Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)  

    05 Apr 2025

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    A select few Vikings from Berk and a few dragons are teleported to a unknown location to react to their supposed future. How will they react when they find out the truth of a certain boy?

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    7/?
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    HTTYD Watches The Future (Movie, Shows, Etc.) by

    Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)  

    30 Jun 2024

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    I teleport the Vikings of Berk and a few other characters to watch the Httyd movies and series. Will be cross-posted on Fanfiction.net under the account General Kamil. I do NOT own any of the HTTYD characters or the franchise. All rights go to DreamWorks and Cressida Cowell.

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    8/?
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    A different kind of hero by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    17 Jun 2025

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    Izuku is bored and crashes Nicky - Madame Presidents - meeting with some of the best heroes in the world. They don't like him very much.

    Good thing he doesn't really care!

    (now with additional chapters with Izuku's feral-ness.)

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    A Different Director by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan  

    05 Mar 2024

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    In which Apollo is the Camp Director instead of Dionysus.

    This one change results in, the creation of the worst orientation videos to ever exist, Will and Nico becoming friends, Dionysus being incredibly unhelpful, and Luke having a subtle shift in perspective.

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    10/14
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    if i surrender to the sound by

    Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner  

    05 Aug 2022

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    Newt wakes up in an abandoned apartment building with the person he least expects. Together they find their way to the safe haven, but every journey has it’s bumps.

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    Born from Chaos by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    02 Jun 2025

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    After surviving his life up to his eighteenth birthday, Harry wasn't really surprised when he got a letter that told him his biological father was Tony Stark.

    Exasperated? Absolutely. Surprised? Not so much.

    He had stopped thinking anything was too crazy to happen to him around the time he fought a fifty feet long Basilisk obeying a memory from a diary with an old hat and a sword. As a fucking twelve year old.

    Already on the search for himself outside of the boy who lived twice, Harry decides to visit his biological father.

    Tony thought after meeting literal gods, fighting against invading Aliens and flying a Nuke through a wormhole into space that nothing could shock him anymore.

    He is, of course, wrong. Trying to house the Avengers is anything but a piece of cake, especially while ignoring his crush on Captain America of all people.

    But nothing tops finding out that he has a son. A son he didn't know about. A son that has the same look in his startling green eyes that Tony recognizes from his own reflection.

    Tony has no idea if he can be a father, especially to someone who looks so lost but he will die trying, that's for sure.

    The story is completed! Updates weekly!

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    Is Not That Strange? by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    22 Nov 2024

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    Confirmed bachelor Anthony Crowley has sworn off romance, but he's willing to set his disdain aside to celebrate the nuptials of his friend, Anathema.

    Unlucky in love, Aziraphale Fell is doing everything in his power to make sure the wedding of his closest friend, Newt, goes off without a hitch.

    Neither of them expected to come face to face with the ex they loved and lost eleven years ago.

    –

    “Anthony J. Crowley.” There was a note of accusation in Aziraphale's voice as he called out the name.

    The tone stopped Crowley’s descent and a huge grin lit up his face. It was a thing full of teeth longing for an excuse to bite.

    Aziraphale continued, using his words to establish the separation he was determined to maintain. “Tell me, have you turned respectable or are you still playing at being a flash bastard?”

    For his part, Crowley looked delighted, obviously taking the statement as a challenge.“Wut,” he called, stretching the word out, sounding almost playful. “Aziraphale Fell!” He enunciated every syllable of the name and smiled the whole way through. “As I live and breathe. Well, I’m sure you’re respectable enough for the both of us.”

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    An Apple A Day Can't Keep The Bat Away by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types  

    10 May 2025

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    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk reader, encounter the Bat?
    And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

    Lots of drunken/sober fluff, lots of brooding, lots of denial, lots of interesting characters and lots and lots and lots of you not shutting up when you're supposed to.

    Playlist to accompany your read: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5BZHCaszvkWFUnz7pBKsnq?trackId=1NId6BKUZwaLDKgZXXZuGC

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    40/?
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      22 Jun 2025

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      12 Jun 2025

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      09 Jun 2025

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      “Alfred, what just happened?!” asks Batman, once he’s sure he’s out of your hearing range.

      The old butler shrugs and resumes dusting. “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, sir.”

      ————

      “Apologies, sir!” says Alfred. “Resist the urge to grapple away and respond with a good comeback! You can do it!”

      The superhero straightens his shoulders, picks up what’s left of his dignity, and steps closer until you’re toe-to-toe.

      “Remember, Master Bruce: superior intellect!”

      ————

      “—sharing is caring. So on the count of three, let’s say our thing together.”

      He gives in and sits beside you, knees pulled up to his chest. It’s easy to forget Batman is a person beneath all that armour. But who is he? Even vodka-you knows better than to ask.

      “Okay. One… two… three…”

      “My ex-girlfriend is marrying another man—”

      “I think I have the hots for Bruce Wayne—”

      ————

      “You know what else is just a number? 911.”

      “That’s funny. You’re funny. But I’m an adult, so it’s all good.”

      “No. Oh God, no. It’s not good. Not when you were about to order drinks despite being underage. What else are you lying about on your profile? Is your name even Richard?”

      “I go by Dick, actually. Dick Grayson.” He says it with a sheepish little shrug, like getting caught is just another part of the bit.

      You sigh. “Well, we’re off to a good start. But seriously — I’ve never understood how that nickname came about. How do you get Dick from Richard?”

      “You ask him nicely, duh.”

    • Bookmarked by nanopax

      30 May 2025

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      24 May 2025

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    You Can't Run From a Monster You Created by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    30 Mar 2024

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    After surviving torture, kidnapping, and actual death, Izuku makes it to UA. He's moving forward with his life, supported by his parents and newfound friends.

    If only it were that easy to escape from the past.

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    Superheroes by

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    04 Aug 2023

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    When Stiles reads the posts, he’s more confused. They’re older posts, back from his undergrad freshman year, but it was during a supernatural attack that a bunch of people got caught in. Stiles practically ran himself into the ground offering support, advice, and gathering information for Scott and Derek so they could do damage control.

    “This tells me nothing,” Stiles says. “Except that you can use Google and know how to take screenshots.”

    “I consider it your resume,” Fury tells him.

    Stiles freezes, because what.

    Fury doesn’t say anything else, doesn’t explain, even after Stiles gestures for more. “What the hell do you mean it’s my resume? If you haven’t realized it, I’m still in college.”

    He doesn’t look impressed. “You’ve been in college. You have two degrees, four separate certifications, and you’re on the fast-track for a PhD.”

    “I like learning,” Stiles deadpans.

    “You like helping, and it just so happens that I have someone you can help.”

    Do NOT upload to any sites such as Goodreads or Wattpad.

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