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Built with Love (and a Hammer) by DealMeFic
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
03 Sep 2025
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Jason insists on building the TV stand himself—no help, no instructions, just pure stubborn determination and a hammer. You only wanted storage.
Instead, you get bruised pride, unresolved sibling dynamics, and a slow-motion furniture collapse that takes the TV (and Jason’s ego) down with it.
Jason Todd / Red Hood X Reader
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Mist as far as the eye can see. A gloomy ocean that seems to swallow up the sunlight like broken dreams. An old, rusty ship that creaks with every inch of movement. And a crew that could compete in an award for grumpiest people alive.
Dean really hates pretty much everything about this case, and would love nothing more than to call it quits and turn this ship around... if there wasn't the little issue of the disappearance of thousands of people across ten different ships on the open sea.
Saving lives is what he does. But he has to question if he isn't doing more harm than good when the disappearances begin on his own ship—and he still hasn't even figured out what kind of monster they're dealing with.
Art post here. (spoilers for the plot)
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Bite Me (But Not Really, Except Maybe) by KaireeDahl
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2025
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Jason Todd just wanted revenge, a little control over Crime Alley, and maybe fewer people trying to strangle him on a daily basis. What he got instead was Harry Potter: undead, unnerving, and utterly allergic to personal space. Between League training, bisexual panic, and a vampire roommate who thinks “flirting” is a competitive sport, Jason’s got bigger problems than patience or stealth. Like not accidentally catching feelings… or fangs.
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Damian Wayne is many things—a brother, a son, a student who's trying his best in med school and also a retired vigilante. Something he isn't? A guy who actually knows what he's feeling.
Tag along as you catch glimpses into different snapshots of Damian's life with you in it—and the realization that he may want to be something more than friends.- Words:
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There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.
Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.
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to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.
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Catching a Glimpse of the Future...or Maybe all of it. by Snowleopardwings
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
11 Nov 2025
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A select few Vikings from Berk and a few dragons are teleported to a unknown location to react to their supposed future. How will they react when they find out the truth of a certain boy?
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Set during the summer after Harry's Fifth Year. The fifteen-year-old is struggling to cope with his godfather's recent death, ridden with guilt, shame, remorse, and much internal conflict, depression looming on the horizon. The Dursleys aren't helping things either. Things take a sudden twist for the worse when the Blood Wards around Privet Drive fall, rendering Harry unsafe. What's the solution? Dumbledore arranges for Harry to stay with his most hated person after Voldemort and Umbridge: Severus Snape. In isolation. For two weeks. It goes without saying that neither wizard is pleased, and their feelings of mutual hatred are much reciprocated. And with a ticking sleep-deprived Gryffindor time-bomb, that right there is a recipe for a dangerous concoction.
Angst, hurt/comfort, emphasis on psychology and character developement. Super slice-of-life kind of story where every chapter is one day of the two weeks our two favorite characters have to spend in isolation. And the chapters are LONG. Panic attacks, stress, anxiety all based off of personal experiences. Written in third-person omniscient. Heavy emphasis on internal conflict, feelings, emotions, and learning to cope with life's shit.
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- Part 1 of The Path Chosen
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It starts as a joke during a press interview—Tim, sleep-deprived and annoyed, claims he's dating Jason to shut down nosy reporters. Jason thinks it's hilarious… until the media runs with it. Now everyone believes they’re a couple. Going along with the lie is easier than correcting it—until fake hand-holding becomes real tension, until public appearances blur into private longing. Until it’s not a joke anymore.
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2016
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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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5 times Jason and Tim almost kiss, and 1 time they finally do it right.
"He looks back to Tim's eyes, and they're just as intense as his own must be. Tim shouldn't look at him like that, nobody should look at Jason like that."
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A lone mercenary tries desperately to find salvation , and wants to cut away his mysterious past. But to get there, he accepts a job that will lead him to a string of events he could never have foreseen. With the war against the occupation forces shifting gears, he is now stuck between Resistance forces, ADVENT and XCOM. A hunt for him and his newest client has begun.
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Tertia Optio- Advent war, romance between viper princess and human bodyguard
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Here's your lollipop by MyHeroAddict (Side_Character)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jul 2023
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A continuation of 'Want a Lollipop?'
Izuku's starting his tutelage under Recovery Girl but there's no way life at U.A could ever be simple.
Case in point accidentally discovering a national secret in his first week with you guessed it, the power of Lollipops.
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- Part 2 of Lollipop works
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The Dark Lord’s Literary Appreciation Society by Klari
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2023
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Voldemort finds seven very interesting books. He insists on having a story time.
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- Part 1 of Reading in the Dark
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Completed 24 chapters 11/24/25
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A series of works set in the AU of my longfic, Shattered Dreams, using the same characterisations.
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When the Marauders return for their 6th year at Hogwarts, Sirius isn't the only one to notice that Remus got, well… hot over the summer. He is, however, the one to come up with the perfect solution. That is, until a certain James Potter and Lily Evans decide to put aside their differences in the interest of some combined mischief.
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time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2024
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"Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
orPeter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
(They do.)
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Spider-Man: Finally Home
technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" partSeries
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Finally Home
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SM in DC
A heart wrenching and beautiful rendition of grief, love and the change it can bring in ourselves.
SM for once is very sensible and gets on his feet quite fast, very involved in his community again, touches so many hearts. All the more painful for when he leaves.
But! The story’s tells of his home and how others are our Home.
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What's The Worst That Could Happen? by Katherinexx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Harry was fairly sure he’d seen everything the wizarding world had to offer, but he was not prepared for two Hermiones.
One, of course, was his Hermione.
The other was blonder, sharper and less of a girl but sounding just like her.
Or the war is over and Harry thought he would be free but suddlenty he finds himself attending an exceptional eight year where Hermione decided to befriend sodding, bloody Malfoy. And Harry, as usual, had no choice but to live with the consequences.
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What the Cat Dragged In by Educational_Snow
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Oct 2025
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Life lesson #1: See, the truth of the world is that not all men are created equal. A brutal fact carved into stone long before quirks, and still true now. Izuku Midoriya knew it best since he was born in the unlucky percentage, quirkless.
With that label chained around his neck, maybe it was only a matter of time before something snapped. Because a fist can still punch, quirk or no quirk.
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A rainy day and a cat café can derail your entire tragic backstory. Depends how you look at it.
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(Please do not post my work onto other sites and platforms. However mentions on Tiktok or whatever for recommended reading is very welcome!)
(Edit 2022: My username has changed from MaraBella15 to Educational_Snow. I decided to change my old user name to one I liked more, but it is still me! )
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“You seem familiar to me somehow, boy,” the Hat’s voice echoed directly in his mind as the brim touched his head. “We’ve done this before, haven’t we, little Malfoy?”
A violent shiver wracked his frame. The familiar, living ghosts of his past surrounded him, each one a monument to his future failures. The knowledge that his own actions had directly contributed to their fated ends twisted in his gut. A wave of nausea crested, leaving him cold, clammy, and trembling. He shook his head, a minute, desperate gesture.
“Please. Don’t…” he wheezed, his voice emerging small and pathetic. It was strange to hear it, stripped of its years and its bitterness.
“You belong in Slytherin with the rest of your ilk,” the Hat mused, “but something tells me that isn’t what you want anymore, is it?”
“You can put me in whatever house you think is best,” Draco whispered, the words a fervent prayer. “Just don’t put me with the snakes.”
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i've had hufflepuff draco living rent free in my brain since december and was looking for a good enough excuse to make it so.
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The Robin and His Wren by Tateylee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
10 Dec 2025
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Wren thought leaving Gotham would be the hardest thing she’d ever do. Two years later, she’s back—older, a little steadier, and totally out of sync with the city she used to call home. Dick Grayson hasn’t changed… and somehow, he’s changed completely. He’s sharper now, weighed down by secrets, but still the same boy who used to trade Cheez-Its and sketchbook pages at recess.
They grew up together between rooftops and whispered promises, but time—and trauma—pulled them apart. Now Wren’s trying to figure out who she is without her parents, and Dick’s still pretending he doesn’t need help until he’s bleeding on a fire escape at 2AM.
There’s a new Robin. A second chance. And a lot of things they never said out loud.
Because they’ve always spoken best in code—through doodles, bruises, and borrowed movies. And maybe, this time, that’s enough to find their way back.
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- Part 1 of In the Middle of Gotham
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