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5 times Jason and Tim almost kiss, and 1 time they finally do it right.
"He looks back to Tim's eyes, and they're just as intense as his own must be. Tim shouldn't look at him like that, nobody should look at Jason like that."
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After the aftermath of the Hardwick case, Spencer ends up having one-on-one conversations with Hotch more frequently. It starts off purely through happenstance, but he quickly starts intentionally seeking out the other man to initiate these conversations. He wants to help Hotch, even if it means carefully continuing to chip away at the wall the other man keeps around himself.
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- Part 2 of Just to the Left
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Snape's smooth, deep voice pulled her from her thoughts, “Now, Miss Sherwin,” he began, his tone deliberate, “perhaps you may want to tell me about your dreams—what you were hiding earlier.”
Post-first war. Slow burn. Story of them saving themselves and each other.
Title inspired by Stray Birds by Tagore. “Her wistful face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.”
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A confusing run-in with Widowmaker one night leaves Tracer a little shaken, and she'll need some help from her friends to get over it - but life goes on for the plucky young British superhero. The sun still rises and the bad guys still need beating back.
Luckily for innocents everywhere, the cavalry's here - and she's bringing some company.
However, they all have their own problems: Jack and Winston are at each other's throats, Lena and Emily are trying to have a life that's at least pleasant if not exactly normal, Widowmaker herself starts to take matters of her life into her own hands. Sombra's always digging for info or a good new friend, Ana feels like nobody listens to her, and Reaper? Well, Reaper has a knife in his back and he's looking for a new place to plant it.
Throw in a mysterious computer virus, blend until smooth, enjoy hot or cold.
(An ensemble cast, multi-ship story that follows a few paths but winds them in together. Ultimately, it's a story about the many forms love and relationships can take, and how they fit in with people's lives. Oh, as well as omnic zombies, high-speed chases, bank heists, betrayal, chemical warfare, and stealing a hospital. It's also a story about those.)
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- Part 1 of Underwatch
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¿Que pasaría si juntaramos a dos personas que se odian a muerte por problemas familiares en un proyecto escolar?
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¿Qué pasaría cuando los dos empiecen a sentir algo que no pueden controlar?
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Lead
[li:d]
verb (used with object)
led, leading
to show the way; to guide physicallySeries
- Part 2 of Worst In Me
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Three's A Crowd by slimeknight899
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
24 Jun 2025
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I’d rather be doing anything else than study for this stupid econ final right now…"
When Reno uttered those words, he didn't mean them literally. Before being thrust into an adventure he didn't ask for, Reno had been living the life. Or living the life as much as a stressed-out college student could be.
Now ripped from his world by Arceus and sent to the far-flung region of Hisui to fulfill some type of "grand mission", he wakes up on a beach next to two people he doesn’t recognize.
A woman who claims the title of Champion
A girl who claims the title of Hero.
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It's been ten years since the Second Wizarding War where Voldemort was defeated. The wizarding population has been in decline for years, with fewer births of magical children. Because of this, the Ministry of Magic decides to enact a controversial law that will affect unmarried witches and wizards by using ancient magic to create matches that will produce strong magical children.
The law states that any unmarried witch or wizard between the ages of 20 and 35 will receive their matches via owl and have only a month to agree to the pairing or they'll be forced to give up their wand. While couples are matched based on magical compatibility and magical ability, it doesn't take into account the feelings of those affected. And this is how, against all odds, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end up being matched.
While Hermione is trying to think any and all ways to get out of this arrangement, Draco sees this as his way to earn her forgiveness and make amends while secretly hoping she'll fall in love with him. While the law allows for appeals, they rarely get approved and with a time limit to comply on producing an heir, Hermione and Draco have to find a way to at least be friends. -
Web&Claws (Peter Parker/Laura Kinney) by Neith121
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-23 (Marvel Comics)
24 Jun 2025
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The next 4 chapter will be credited to the same author.
One shots with a connected universe stories about Laura/Peter
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The Sassy Intern and Spider-Man: Far From Peace (With Great Power Comes Great Sarcasm) by ClosetParleyScorbus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Jun 2025
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Harley Keener never expected that accepting Tony Stark’s internship would drop him in the middle of New York’s superhero chaos—or that he’d end up clashing (and connecting) with fellow intern Peter Parker. As Harley’s sarcasm chips away at Peter’s awkward exterior, an unexpected friendship forms. But with secrets, superhero duties, and Tony’s eccentric mentoring, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.
In a world where great power comes with even greater sarcasm, can Harley and Peter find the courage to face their feelings, or will the weight of their double lives keep them apart?
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A Court of Whispers and Stars by Abteris
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
24 Jun 2025
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Young woman from a modern world is thrust into the magical realm of Prythian to take Feyre's place.
I'm planning changes to the canon storyline, along with additional scenes to better explore the world of the Fae. I intend to preserve the spirit of the original through a few key events, but the rest is essentially a rewrite with a new plot and new dynamics and sytuations between the characters, especially after the events Under the Mountain.
Rhysand's POV will be added as well.
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- Part 2 of Prythian’s Threads
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L'Orcanie est un chapelet d'îles se trouvant au nord de la Calédonie. Placés sous le règne du terrible roi Loth, ses habitants mènent leur vie sans se préoccuper de ce qui peut bien se passer sur l'île de Bretagne toute proche.
Un jour pourtant, un druide surgit sur les terres de Galessin, un duc orcanien, porteur d'un message du futur Roi Arthur dont l'objectif est de fédérer l'ensemble des clans bretons dans le but unique de mettre la main sur le Saint Graal. Une nouvelle qui n'est pas nécessairement du goût des îliens et plus encore de celui du roi Loth. -
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Sixteen year old Emery Dixon had learned her lesson enough times to understand how important the rules were. The rules that kept people at arm’s length. If they couldn’t get close, they couldn’t hurt her like so many had before.
The Iron Angel was the better version of herself. The strong one, the brave one, the unbreakable one. The Iron Angel saved people from the things no one protected Emery from. The things that ended with Emery traumatized and alone on the streets.
But with a new enemy and the Avengers taking notice of her, the careful order Emery had built for herself began to crumble. Between trying to get through the shitshow called her life as Emery and being stretched to her limits as the Iron Angel, she’s ripping at the seams. And she doesn’t think she can put herself together again. At least, not by herself. But maybe she doesn’t have to be as alone as she thought. Soon she’ll be forced to ask the question: is she willing to risk her survival for the opportunity at really living? -
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A silly satire of Emmerdale where it's all about the Plot!
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Dark Marks and Stubborn Witches by ParentheticalHypothetical
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2025
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Former Death Eaters are dropping dead—minus their Dark Marks, which have been mysteriously stripped. Ginny Weasley, brilliant Ministry curse researcher and reluctant babysitter, is assigned to protect Draco Malfoy, the next likely target. He, of course, wants nothing to do with the Ministry, murder investigations, or Ginny’s very annoying competence.
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“Ah,” Draco said dryly. “The Ministry sent sarcasm in a ponytail. Excellent. Tell me—do you practice that look of disdain in the mirror, or is it natural talent?”Ginny tossed her head coquettishly as though complimented. “All natural, thank you.”
The manor, sensing something new, creaked approvingly.
“So,” she said finally, looking around the entrance hall, “where do you keep the cursed family heirlooms these days? Or are they just part of the furniture?”
He gestured lazily. “Most of them are in the west wing. We kept a few in the dining room for ambience.”
“Of course. Nothing says ‘bon appétit’ like a grandfather clock that whispers death threats.”
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Mewtwo Was My Starter by totesnotkristen
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
24 Jun 2025
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16-year old Sam Shipley comes home to find his home broken into and his mother missing. With no help from Officer Jenny, he realizes he must take matters into his own hands. He travels to Pallet Town to get a starter Pokemon and receives far more than he bargained for.
This work is inspired by the real ways people play Pokemon, including shiny hunting, nuzlocking, and speedrunning!
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Prince Sirius Orion Black will be crowned in a month.
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Xena the Warrior Princess/ Season 7 - Blood and Memories by Machiya_Xena
Fandoms: Xena: Warrior Princess
24 Jun 2025
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Ares resurrects Xena because he couldn't let her go. But Xena has changed. Revived by Bacchus' essence, she desires only one thing: blood. Can she defy the hunger with her new godlike powers?
Featuring Gabrielle, Eve, Aphrodite, Virgil, Meg, and many more. Also an O.C. character who will play an important role in Xena's life.
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Quinn Bennet is a successful criminal defense lawyer in Washington, D.C., renowned for her sharp intellect and high-profile cases. But when FBI agent Spencer Reid becomes determined to prove her client's guilt, the case takes an unexpected turn, pushing Quinn to her limits.
Quinn has dealt with every type of cop-corrupt, lazy, arrogant-but Spencer is a different challenge. His brilliance and analytical mind constantly get in her way, yet when he finds himself in trouble, Quinn is the only one who can help him.
As their paths continue to cross, Quinn must navigate the growing tension and unexpected feelings between them, all while doing whatever it takes to get Spencer out of his mess.