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    Hyoman doesn’t gang up on Sieun and Hyuntak in that pathway after school. Baku stops him and his gang before they can reach them. Sieun and Hyuntak still end up clashing with each other instead of Hyoman. Their explosive first meeting sparks a bitter rivalry, sharp words, bruised pride, and unresolved tension. But when they’re sentenced to community service together, their cold war might just start to crack.

     

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    Hyuntak mentions Suho’s coma, and Sieun doesn’t like that. A different take on their first meeting. Will Hyuntak be able to reach through the icy confines of Sieun’s heart and warm him up?

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    Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for his second year. If he recalled it right, the Chamber of Secrets would open. How and why? He doesn't know. All he knows they were doing Slytherins (and him) a favor of ridding and scaring the muggle-borns in the castle.

    What he thought would be a peaceful academic journey in Hogwarts is shattered when the Chamber of Secrets is finally opened and has claimed its first kill, Bella Trough, a 7th year muggle-born from Griffindor. Her death deviates from the original timeline.

    Distraught, he and his maman start their adventure in trying to close the chamber of secrets permanently. Along their journey, they enlist the help of Draco's friends, a reluctant Snape, a pestering trio of Griffindor lions, his 1st year cousin(?), and a mysterious diary that seems to possess the girl Weasely.

    All of this while Draco juggles his academics, mental health (he's getting better), thrown accusations from Potter, and the looming thought of: Good Merlin, it's Voldemort again.

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    “And a three-twisted thread won't break for long.”

    Jayce, Viktor, and Mel Medarda go to Noxus to help Mel deal with the Black Rose. Sort of like an alternate story of the season that hasn't come out yet. And so far it looks like I'm about to write a freaking fantasy book right here in real time, because unfortunately no one is going to write what I want to read for me.

    I'll consider this work a success if, at least for a small amount of time at the end of a hard day, I can completely pull you out of reality and make you forget everything if it's been a shitty day. That's what I appreciate good stories for.

    I've put the main tags and characters that are definitely coming, I'll add the rest as the story progresses.

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    The truth is, cats do wish to fly. The reason why cats hate birds is because they're jealous. Cats wish for wings of their own, they look at the creatures who inhabit the sky with envy… because they'll never have that freedom.
    That was the reality that the cat wishes to escape, but it can't.
    This horrible truth, its crushing weight more formidable and crueler than gravity itself.
    So what's a cat to do?

    When trapped in a cage and crushed under the weight of reality… how is the cat to react?
    When faced with such hopelessness… the cat only has one Road before it.

    The Road of Destruction.

    Season 1: Chapters 1-23.
    Origin of Ragnarok Arc: Chapters 1-6
    Behemoth Arc: Chapters 7-11
    Invincible Azure Dragon Arc: Chapters 12-19
    The Frigga Cycle: Chapters 20-23

    Season 2: Chapter 24-
    Trident Arc: Chapter 24-27

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    [You don't need to know Baldur's Gate 3 to enjoy this. It might read even better if you don't. But: It contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid.]
    This story began with a question: What if this (BG3 plot) happened to someone with a normal life, a job to go to, and no outstanding skills? The main character, a female 28-year-old human, seems to be the only one infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body within days. Driving her desperate quest to find a cure amidst battling memory loss and brain damage - and doing it alone, except for one friend - she starts to subtly change and adapt. Instead of game's original companions, she's accompanied by characters inspired by individuals and organizations from my real life. If you recognize yourself here: take it as a compliment. I wrote this story because while playing I went through a storm of emotions and needed to put that into words. (Yes, it gets a bit emotional at times). Game's side characters also make appearances, particularly those whom I found morally complex, unexpectedly likeable, or essential to story. Some are examined in depth, because their actions gave me no peace for months.
    - new chapters are published approx. every sunday -

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    A fresh start. That was what going to Naranja Academy was supposed to be for Florian “Milo” Caballero. However, a second chance at making friends and a hopeful future has a terrible price. Can our new hero tackle Titans, conquer Pokémon Gyms and confront the mystery of a gang of delinquents…while being forced to win every battle, under penalty of death? Cue the Nuzlocke Challenge.

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    Being on the run from Militech and organizing and leading a riot has its challenges, but the trio tends to find some time for each other, and also the strength to persevere. After all, if they want to take down the President of the NUSA for once and for all, they have to hit her and Militech hard with the help of their nomad friends…

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    Aaravos won't let Callum go...

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    Jackson Frost (recently made the Spirit of Winter), the Prince of Burgess, the Winter Kingdom, and Hiccup H. Haddock III, the Prince of Berk, the Autumn Kingdom, have known each other since childhood. Three weeks after Hiccup's 18th birthday, they are forced by their parents, North and Stoick, into an arranged marriage to conjoin the two kingdoms. (Little do they know Hiccup is still "in love" with a very aro Astrid and Jack has been pining after Hiccup for years.)

    Featuring: A very exhausted Toothless and Cryo (Jack's Ice Fury) who are done with these idiots' pining

    Slow to update

    Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zOGNVuBizu00eQAWcBipY?si=d276347cf4704713

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    james takes him on a beach in middle of a cold day

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    The first thing I heard wasn’t a scream.
    Just the soft clink of a falling stone.
    As if someone had dropped it right before they died.
    Six months ago, a student fell from the north tower.
    No witnesses. No answers.
    Only a black jewel on the floor—still warm,
    as if it had captured her last breath.
    I saw it once, in the geology lab.
    Perfectly polished. Impossible to classify.
    And for a second, I swear it moved.
    Since then, I’ve started seeing it in strange places—
    in dreams, in old hallways,
    in the hands of a boy named Kaito.
    No one else seemed to care much about the girl’s death.
    But I did.
    Maybe because I’ve thought about jumping too.
    Or maybe because after meeting him,
    I started to think I wasn’t the only one.
    Or the first.
    Or the last.
    This isn’t really a love story.
    Or maybe it is.
    It’s about fear. And wanting.
    And what happens when you look into someone
    and feel something buried staring back.
    My name is Haru.
    And everything changed the moment I saw the stone.
    And him.

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    Sarcastic Sebastian?

    A Hufflepuff?

    Pineapple earrings?

    just some flirting in the library
    well... Sebastian's version of flirting

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    Severus Snape is... well, complicated. But deep down, I think he really is a gentleman. A strange one, maybe — grumpy, sharp-tongued, impossible to read — but a gentleman all the same. Not that he makes it easy to see. You have to look past the sarcasm, the constant frown, and the occasional urge to hex someone.

    He wasn’t always kind to me. Sometimes, he was downright insufferable. But when it truly mattered, he understood me, in ways most people never did. And I suppose that’s what counts.

    This isn’t a perfect story. There are bruises from the past, mixed signals in the present, and emotions that don’t fit into neat little boxes. But it’s mine. And his. And maybe that’s enough to make it worth telling.

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    10ans après la fin de la deuxième guerre des sorciers. Harry est un auror qui peine à garder un coéquipier. Draco quand à lui, est resté en retrait, caché, gardant quelques secrets dans le coin de sa manche.
    Les deux jeunes hommes vont alors se retrouver en binôme exceptionnel. Qui épaulera l'autre ? Quels nouveaux mystères Harry découvrira ?
    Drarry

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    Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
    No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
    ------------------------
    Posting simultaneously on FF, SH, WN, RR, and AO3 under the same username.

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    A silly satire of Emmerdale where it's all about the Plot!

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    Patty does some reflecting for what could be the final time.

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    Your entire life, you've been biding your time.

    Waiting for a chance to leave.

    As if by fate, you stumble upon it. Your chance has finally arrived.

    So you leave, and intend on never looking back.

    You've got it all figured out. Or so you tell yourself, at least.

    If I were you, though, I would prepare for a change of plans.

    After all, who's to say you're in control?

    -

    This is a self-indulgent rewrite of the main story of Star Stable Online. I have a lot of fun with it, and I hope you will too! Heavy focus on improving Elizabeth's character, with a lot of liberties taken in terms of what I change and how. Fully canon-compliant, and readable regardless of if you play Star Stable or not.

    For a detailed overview of the upload schedule, please see the pinned post on @equestrianequivalent on tumblr. Next batch of chapters to be uploaded: 55, 56, 57, 58, 59 (Arc 7) (If you see any inconsistencies in the fic, it's because I'm currently working on removing double-spacing.)

    Thank you to @jorvikzelda, @thereisabearonmyceiling, and the blopfrenns for being the main reasons this fic is as good as it can be.

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    Nas terras de Beacon Hills, um território cobiçado dentro do reino de Caeloria, magia é sinônimo de poder - e ausência dela, um convite ao desprezo. Stiles Stilinski, herdeiro de uma antiga casa nobre, carrega o peso de ser um "inerte", alguém nascido sem Arkanis, a força mágica que governa o reino. Ignorado por sua própria família e subestimado por seus inimigos, Stiles está determinado a proteger as terras e o legado dos Stilinski, mesmo sem a magia que todos consideram indispensável.
    Com seu avô, o excêntrico e poderoso Kazimierz Stilinski, assumindo o papel de líder em meio a reuniões tensas e traiçoeiras, e seu pai, o duque, desaparecido sob circunstâncias misteriosas, Stiles se encontra isolado e vulnerável. Mas a reclusa Casa Hale, uma linhagem cercada de lendas e temida por sua força quase selvagem, emerge como uma possível aliada. Unidos por um propósito incerto, lobos e raposas devem trabalhar juntos para enfrentar as ameaças que se escondem tanto nas sombras das florestas quanto nos salões dos nobres.

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    20/?
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    Charlie has strong views on rugby players or any jocks in general but when he meets Nick at his graduation and shows him that not all rugby guys are bad…

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    126,484
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    33/?
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    65
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