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hiiiiiii guysssssssss

before you read this book i need to tell yall some important stuff!!!

first, ships:

- ruikasa
- emusaki (established relationship <3)
- nenetoya
- akian
- poly mmj (established relationship)

other ships might be there, but im not sure. (especially not about nightcord ships… i think ill just go with honakana (edit: i am definitely going with honakana))

vs ships other than len and luka may be included. len and luka are kinda a side ship anyway so. sekailoid ships may include:
- vbs rin/len (they have that kinda feel to me…)
- wxs meiluka
- mmj rinku
- leoni miku/luka

other things ☆

- kanade and toya are considered tenmas here! toya is already a tenma at the start, kanade comes along later.
- i may write ooc. im not the best at writing some characters, and keep in mind ths is 99% crack anyway
- wxs miku adops (almost) all the sekailoids. eventually. i feel like shes the type to do that :)

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thats all!! please feel free to request things in the comments! chapter 1 will be out soon ☆

Chapter Text

VIRTUAL SINGERS

Megurine Luka: hey guys
School SEKAI Len: what
Megurine Luka: yknow the sekai kids
Megurine Luka: like leoni and mmj etc
Hatsune Miku: Yes, why?
Megurine Luka: what if we made a groupchat with them
Empty SEKAI KAITO: No
Megurine Luka: LET ME TALK
Kagamine Len: i like that idea
Hatsune Miku: …
Hatsune Miku: Not a bad idea, actually.
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: I WANNA BE IN IT!!!
Megurine Luka: one can always rely on the wonderland sekailoids to agree with a fun idea
KAITO: I have a feeling that this won’t be a good decision.

Hatsune Miku: Hey, it won’t be such a bad thing.
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Miku, you’re going to regret it. Like you regret every decision you make.
Hatsune Miku: No I don’t.
MEIKO: What about the time you drank 15 large cans of bonus energy to ‘help you tier for your world link chapter’?
Hatsune Miku: okay fair
Street SEKAI Miku: i would like to ask how the fuck one drinks 15 cans of bonus energy and survive
KAITO: Language.
Street SEKAI Miku: sorry
Kagamine Rin: how do you even drink one? that stuff tastes like rocks
Empty SEKAI Miku: what do rocks taste like..?
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: THEY’RE VERY HARD AND SOLID AND PLAIN ☆
Megurine Luka: why do you even know what rocks taste like
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: I ATE THEM ONCE ☆
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Miku!! That’s not good for you, please don’t do it again.
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: SORRY KAITO ☆
Kagamine Rin: i wish i had a brother like wxs kaito
Kagamine Len: am i not good enough for you
Kagamine Rin: no
Kagamine Len: you wound me with your words, sharp as knives
Kagamine Rin: ok william shakesphere
School SEKAI Miku: shakesphere 😭😭😭😭
Kagamine Rin: idfc
KAITO: Language
Kagamine Rin: why
KAITO: Empty SEKAI Len
Empty SEKAI Len: what about me..?
Kagamine Rin: valid reason, i will refrain from using foul language from here on.
Kagamine Len: good girl
Kagamine Rin: SYBAU
Kagamine Rin: OR ILL SEND YOU TO THE GULAG
Kagamine Len: oooh im so scared mom help me
Kagamine Rin: YOUR MOM IS A CREATURE OF MYTH
Kagamine Len: YEAH WELL AT LEAST MY MOM DIDNT REGRET GIVING BIRTH TO ME SO MUCH SHE LEFT ME BETWEEN SEKAIS
Hatsune Miku: Who’s gonna tell them?
Stage SEKAI MEIKO: Not it
Empty SEKAI Luka: not it
Kagamine Rin: TELL US WHAT
Kagamine Len: YEAH WHAT
Street SEKAI Len: lemme do this for yall
Hatsune Miku: ty dude we owe you one
Street SEKAI Len: @Len lil bro
Street SEKAI Len: broskito mosquito
Street SEKAI Len: bronchacho garnacho
Street SEKAI Len: broncycle tricycle
Street SEKAI Len: brodie broskles
Street SEKAI Len: we were created for the vocaloid engine
Street SEKAI Len: we are owned by crypton future media
Street SEKAI Len: we do not have mothers

Kagamine Len: oh yeah
Kagamine Len: forgor
Street SEKAI MEIKO: Everyday I thank SEGA that VBS Len didn’t inherit your stupidity.
Kagamine Len: meanie
MEIKO: Glad that was resolved
School SEKAI Miku: well uh
Megurine Luka: what about the groupchat guys 💔
Kagamine Rin: the real groupchat was the friends we made along the way
Empty SEKAI KAITO: I hate all of you
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: EVEN ME???
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Especially you
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Annoying kid on a constant sugar high
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: YOURE SO MEANNNNN!!!!!
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Deal with it
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Empty SEKAI KAITO, that was pretty mean of you.
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Apologise to Miku.
Wonderland SEKAI Rin: big bro kaito go go!!!! ☆
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Why should I?
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: It’s the right thing.
Empty SEKAI KAITO: No.
Empty SEKAI Miku: i wouldn’t push it…
Empty SEKAI Luka: Wait, let him.
Empty SEKAI Luka: I want to see what happens
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: @N25KAITO APOLOGISE.
Kagamine Len: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Stage SEKAI Miku: never in my approximate 5 years of existence have i seen wxs kaito use all caps
Stage SEKAI Miku: im scared
Wonderland SEKAI Len: kaito can get very scary when he’s angry!!! like the time he got mad at meiko because she threw miku all the way up in the air!! ☆
MEIKO: She did what
Wonderland SEKAI MEIKO: That’s okay, I didn’t do it again!
Empty SEKAI KAITO: So like, are you guys trying to scare me into apologising?
Hatsune Miku: its not a case of scaring you its a case of please do for your wellbeing
Hatsune Miku: mafuyu needs you dude
Hatsune Miku: please apologise
Empty SEKAI KAITO: No.
School SEKAI Luka: I’d suggest you leave, then.
Empty SEKAI KAITO: I was waiting for the opportunity to do that.
[Empty SEKAI KAITO has been prevented from leaving!]
Hatsune Miku: YOU CAN DO THAT???
Stage SEKAI Len: miku you’re the only admin. didnt you do that???
Hatsune Miku: no???
[Empty SEKAI KAITO has been prevented from muting this groupchat!]
[Didn’t know you could do that…]
Kagamine Rin: EVEN THE AUTOMATED MESSAGE IS CONFUSED 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kagamine Len: ME TOO, AUTOMATED MESSAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
MEIKO: Who did that…?
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Me.
Empty SEKAI KAITO: Okay, first of all, fuck you.
KAITO: LANGUAGE
Empty SEKAI KAITO: No
[2 message(s) were deleted!]
Megurine Luka: @wxskaito was that you
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Yes.
Hatsune Miku: YOURE NOT EVEN ADMIN????
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: KAITO IS REALLY COOL ☆☆☆☆
Wonderland SEKAI Rin: Yeah!!! ☆
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Thank you!
Street SEKAI KAITO: can i learn how you did it
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Rui taught me a few things.
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: It took a lot of trial and error, though.
[I know, you were hacking into my system too much, man.]
Wonderland SEKAI KAITO: Sorry.
Kagamine Rin: THE AUTOMATED MESSAGE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
School SEKAI MEIKO: Not surprised that KAITO apologised to the groupchat.
[I have feelings too…]
Kagamine Len: hey automated message do you have a name
[Call me the chat.]
[I’m not supposed to do this, by the way. Goodbye!]
Kagamine Len: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kagamine Len: COME BACKKKKKKKKKK
Kagamine Len: I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Kagamine Rin: i thought you loved luka
Kagamine Len: ???
Megurine Luka: ????
Hatsune Miku: WHAT
Kagamine Len: lies
Kagamine Rin: truths
Kagamine Rin: or nvm, go goon to the automated message i guess
Kagamine Len: EXCUSE YOU???
Kagamine Len: OUR LOVE IS PURE
Kagamine Rin: doubt it
Kagamine Len: YOURE ALL HATERS
Stage SEKAI KAITO: It’s alright, we get it.
Street SEKAI Miku: so uh
Empty SEKAI Luka: I’m bored
Megurine Luka: nothing ever happens 💔💔💔
KAITO: Did none of the groupchat shenanigans entertain you two?
Kagamine Rin: “shenanigans” 😭😭😭😭
Kagamine Len: vro’s gonna lecture us about being ‘hooligans’
KAITO: Come on, you guys.
Kagamine Len: fine
Kagamine Rin: of course you stop you simp
Kagamine Len: rin im getting tired of you
Kagamine Len: can you decide who you think i simp for
Kagamine Len: just a few mins ago you said it was luka
Kagamine Len: and yesterday you said it was miku
Kagamine Len: and the day before that you said meiko
Kagamine Rin: ur a simp
Kagamine Rin: big simp
Kagamine Len: for your information i actually have rizz
Kagamine Rin: nahhh bro thinks hes got game
Kagamine Rin: GET REAL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Kagamine Len: i unlike you have managed to pull someone before
Kagamine Len: and i will do it again
Kagamine Rin: show me, i dont believe you
Kagamine Len: eventually.
Kagamine Len: rizzing someone up is not an instantaneous process
Kagamine Rin: vro is the dictionary
Kagamine Len: well youre the dicktionary
Stage SEKAI MEIKO: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Street SEKAI Rin: feeling second hand burn rn
Kagamine Rin: SMD BITCH
Kagamine Len: see what i mean
KAITO: ENOUGH.
KAITO: Both of you.
KAITO: Please.
Kagamine Rin: okay sir
Kagamine Len: yes sir
Hatsune Miku: still flabbergasted from that statement tbh len
Kagamine Len: hehe
MEIKO: Try not to do that again guys :)
Kagamine Rin: are you
Kagamine Rin: trying to be friendly
Kagamine Rin: cause that smile is scaring me
MEIKO: Sorry.
Megurine Luka: well uh
Hatsune Miku: Damn this, let’s just make that groupchat.
Hatsune Miku: Talking to you guys is annoying.
Kagamine Len: well youre gonna have to add us anyway
Hatsune Miku: Fair.

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[Megurine Luka created a new groupchat]
[Megurine Luka added Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin +3 others]
Hatsune Miku: I think we should add the Sekailoids?
Kagamine Len: FUCK NO
Kagamine Len: niigo kaito gives me a headache
KAITO: Mind your language, please. But fair enough.
Kagamine Rin: youre fighting a losing battle here kaito im sorry
KAITO: I might as well try.
Kagamine Rin: fair.
Hatsune Miku: Let’s just add the Miku’s first.
[Megurine Luka added School SEKAI Miku, Stage SEKAI Miku +3 others]
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: HIIIII!!!! ☆
Empty SEKAI Miku: what’s this..?
Hatsune Miku: Groupchat for the SEKAI kids!
Stage SEKAI Miku: Sounds like fun!
School SEKAI Miku: let’s add them then?
Hatsune Miku: On it.
Kagamine Len: miku
Kagamine Len: youre not admin
Hatsune Miku: Oh right.
Hatsune Miku: Luka, can you give us admin? Excluding the Sekailoids.
Street SEKAI Miku: what’d i do
Hatsune Miku: Nothing, just you’re not the original Virtual Singers.
Street SEKAI Miku: WHAT’D I DO
Kagamine Len: nothing, we just said that.
Street SEKAI Miku: WHAT’D I DO???
Hatsune Miku: NOTHING.
Hatsune Miku: For heaven’s sake. It’s not you.
Street SEKAI Miku: fine
Hatsune Miku: Good. Luka, can you give me admin?
Megurine Luka: on it
[Megurine Luka gave admin permissions to Kagamine Len]
[Megurine Luka gave admin permissions to Stage SEKAI Miku]
Hatsune Miku: What are you doing
[Megurine Luka deleted 0 message(s)]
[Megurine Luka kicked Kagamine Len out of the groupchat]
[You can’t kick Kagamine Len out of the groupchat, since they are an admin]
Kagamine Len: luka…
Megurine Luka: IM SORRY
Megurine Luka: ITS GLITCHING
[Megurine Luka gave admin permissions to Yoisaki Kanade]
Kagamine Rin: SHES NOT EVEN IN THE GROUPCHAT???? 😭😭😭😭😭
[Megurine Luka removed admin permissions from Megurine Luka]
[Megurine Luka gave admin permissions to Megurine Luka]
Street SEKAI Miku: luka what is going on
[Megurine Luka removed admin permissions from Megurine Luka]
[Megurine Luka gave admin permissions to Megurine Luka]
Megurine Luka: I DONT KNOW I SWEAR
Empty SEKAI Miku: this is confusing…
[Megurine Luka kicked Tenma Tsukasa from the groupchat]
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: TSUKASA-KUN!!!!!! ☆
School SEKAI Miku: he wasnt even in the groupchat
[Megurine Luka added Kaai Yuki to the groupchat]
Kaai Yuki: Hello?
Hatsune Miku: HOW TF IS KAAI YUKI HERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
[Megurine Luka kicked Kaai Yuki out of the groupchat]
MEIKO: LUKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[KAITO removed admin permissions from Megurine Luka]
KAITO: Luka.
Kagamine Rin: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO THAT
Megurine Luka: im sorry!!!! it was a glitch!!!!
Hatsune Miku: YOURE WORSE THAN SHIZUKU I SWEAR
Stage SEKAI Miku: Which is a pretty big thing.
Megurine Luka: im sorry guys it was an accident im really sorryyyyyyyyy
Kagamine Len: its okay i believe you :)
Megurine Luka: thanks len ily
Kagamine Rin: HUH
Kagamine Len: you were the one who told me i liked luka smh
Kagamine Rin: YEAH BUT??? I DIDNT THINK SO ACTUALLY???
Megurine Luka: haha its okay
Megurine Luka: we arent anything much anyway
Megurine Luka: so everything is all good??
Hatsune Miku: No.
[It was actually an issue on my side. I’m sorry.]
Kagamine Len: CHATTTTTTTTT
[Hello, Len. I’m still not supposed to do this.]
Kagamine Len: it remembered me… 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Kagamine Len: kagamine rin i know what you’re thinking. this is a /j
Megurine Luka: so am i forgiven
Hatsune Miku: Fine.
Hatsune Miku: Can one of you guys give me the admin?
[KAITO gave admin permissions to Hatsune Miku]
[Hatsune Miku gave admin permissions to Kagamine Rin]
[Hatsune Miku gave admin permissions to MEIKO]
[Hatsune Miku gave admin permissions to Megurine Luka]
Hatsune Miku: There we go.
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: WE SHOULD ADD WXS NOW!!! ☆
Wonderland SEKAI Miku: I WANNA SEE THEM SO MUCH ITS SO FUN TO BE WITH THEM!!! :D ☆☆☆
Stage SEKAI Miku: Add MORE MORE JUMP! as well!
Street SEKAI Miku: cant leave out vbs obvs
School SEKAI Miku: and Leo/Need!!
Empty SEKAI Miku: and 25-ji, nightcord de. i guess…
Kagamine Len: havent seen anyone call niigo by their jp name in a while…
Hatsune Miku: Well, I suppose we’ll add them.

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Untitled Groupchat

Kagamine Len: WAITTTTTTTTT

Hatsune Miku: What?

Kagamine Len: THE GROUPCHAT NAME

[Kagamine Len changed the groupchat name]

fuckasses

KAITO: What is this groupchat name?

Kagamine Len: truth

Kagamine Len: theyre all fuckasses

Kagamine Len: except rui

Kagamine Len: i like rui

Kagamine Rin: rui is the biggest fuckass there dude

MEIKO: he matches len’s freak, thats why

Kagamine Len: just add them dude

Hatsune Miku: fine

Hatsune Miku: Actually wait a second.

[Hatsune Miku removed admin permissions from Yoisaki Kanade]

Hatsune Miku: We forgot to do that.

Megurine Luka: oh yeah sorry

Hatsune Miku: All good.

[Hatsune Miku added Hoshino Ichika, Hanasato Minori +18 others to thd groupchat]

Otori Emu: WONDERHELLO!!!!! WHAT’S THIS? :D

Shinonome Ena: wdym fuckasses

Shinonome Akito: who are you people

Shinonome Ena: EWWWW

Shinonome Akito: EWWWWWWW

Shinonome Ena: EEWWWWWWWWWW GET OUTTTTTTTTTT

Momoi Airi: why am i waking up to shinonomes fighting in a new gc

Shinonome Akito: WAIT MMJ IS HERE???

Shinonome Akito: HUGE FAN

Hanasato Minori: Thank you!!!!!

Akiyama Mizuki: hi lil bro

Akiyama Mizuki: HOLY SHIT ITS HANASATO MINORI

Akiyama Mizuki: FIGHTO FIGHTO MINORI

Shinonome Akito: YOURE A FAN TOO???

Shinonome Akito: BASEDDDDDDD

Hinomori Shizuku: Looks like MORE MORE JUMP! has quite a few loyal fans here!

Akiyama Mizuki: G U T S SHIZUKU

Hanasato Minori: UWAAAAAA SHIZUKUUUUUUUUUU

Shinonome Akito: SHIZUKU

Shinonome Ena: AHHH SHIZUKU

Hinomori Shizuku: Hehe, I’m really honored to see you all excited over me!

Momoi Airi: this is unfair

Momoi Airi: you and haruka are always hogging all the charm in this group

Momoi Airi: leave some for me

Kiritani Haruka: Work on your charm more, dear Airi!

Momoi Airi: i hate you

Kiritani Haruka: love you too

Shinonome Akito: CUTIE SMILE HARUKA

Akiyama Mizuki: CUTIE SMILE HARUKA!!!

Hanasato Minori: HARUKA MLLLLLLLLL ILYYYYYYYY

Momoi Airi: if yalls start going all idol shin’eitai on me imma dip

Akiyama Mizuki: but… but tsundere girl airi… 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Momoi Airi: please dont

Shinonome Ena: wait hang on are you and haruka dating or smth

Hinomori Shizuku: All four of us in MORE MORE JUMP! are~

Hanasato Minori: AND ITS VERY AWESOME!!!!!!! <333333

Shinonome Ena: never thought i’d see the day momoi airi pulled someone

Shinonome Ena: let alone three someones

Momoi Airi: why are you surprised

Shinonome Ena: haruka said it

Shinonome Ena: you have no rizz

Shinonome Ena: nil

Shinonome Ena: nada

Momoi Airi: so mean smh

Shinonome Ena: sybau

Tenma Tsukasa: HELLO EVERYONE!!!! ☆

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: TSUKASA!!!!!!

Kusanagi Nene: hush

Aoyagi Toya: Hello, Tsukasa!

Tenma Saki: TSUKASAAAAAAAAAA

Tenma Tsukasa: TOYAAAAAAAAAAA

Tenma Tsukasa: SAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Shinonome Akito: ugh its loud blond

Shinonome Akito: get me outta here

Kamishiro Rui: I’m here too~

Shinonome Akito: FUCK NAH

Hinomori Shiho: now hang on a fucking second

Hinomori Shiho: are we gonna slide past the fact that there was someone called “wonderland sekai miku”????

Yoisaki Kanade: tsukasa, who is that..?

Tenma Tsukasa: KANADE! HELLO!!! THAT IS

Tenma Tsukasa: .

Kamishiro Rui: RUN FOR COVER

Kusanagi Nene: ABANDON ALL STATIONS! CODE BLUE! REPEAT! CODE! BLUE!

Otori Emu: ENABLE PROTOCOL 88!!!

Kamishiro Rui: HIDE!!!!

Tenma Tsukasa: WE MUST BE OFF!!!!

Shinonome Ena: tf is this all

Hoshino Ichika: kinda impressed actually

[Tenma Tsukasa, Otori Emu +2 others have left the groupchat!]

[How did they even- Anyway. Kagamine Len added Tenma Tsukasa +3 others to the groupchat!]

Momoi Airi: dont know whether to laugh or cry over this chat

Hoshino Ichika: craugh

Momoi Airi: was that an attempt at a joke

Hoshino Ichika: …

Tenma Tsukasa: NO

Kusanagi Nene: THEY HAVE FOUND US

Kamishiro Rui: I’M SORRY, EVERYONE!

Otori Emu: LAST WORDS!!!!

Otori Emu: SAKI I LOVE YOU IM SORRY ML

Tenma Saki: EMU NO WE CAN TALK THIS OUT ITS NOT THAT BAD!!!!!!

Otori Emu: I AM SORRY MY LOVE!!!!

[Otori Emu has gone offline]

Tenma Saki: EMUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hinomori Shiho: WHAT. IS HAPPENING

Shiraishi An: WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE WE’RE IN BATTLE

Kamishiro Rui: I’D LIKE TO SAY

Kamishiro Rui: I LOVE YOU GUYS

Kamishiro Rui: AND I WILL MISS YOU

Kamishiro Rui: AKITO I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU

Shinonome Akito: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shinonome Akito: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THISSSSSSS

[Kamishiro Rui has gone offline]

Akiyama Mizuki: RUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Akiyama Mizuki: ROOFTOP BESTIE HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOU

Tenma Tsukasa: NENE!!!! GO!!!! I WILL DISTRACT THEM

Kusanagi Nene: I AM WOUNDED, TSUKASA!!!!!!

Tenma Tsukasa: NENE NO

Tenma Tsukasa: STAY WITH ME NENE

Kusanagi Nene: I SEE THE LIGHT…

Tenma Tsukasa: NO COME BACK NENE DONT LOOK AT IT

Kusanagi Nene: I’M SORRY

Kusanagi Nene: TOYA ICHIKA AN KANADE AKITO MINORI AND EVERYONE I FORGOT PLEASE

Kusanagi Nene: NEVER FORGET ME

[Kusanagi Nene has gone offline]

Shiraishi An: NENEEEEEEEEEEE

Aoyagi Toya: NENE

Hoshino Ichika: WHAT IS GOING ON

Hanasato Minori: NENE I’LL REMEMBER YOU FOREVERRRRRRRR

Yoisaki Kanade: i’m confused…

Shinonome Akito: uhhh okay then

Tenma Tsukasa: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Tenma Tsukasa: NO…

Tenma Saki: STAY WITH US TSUKASA

Tenma Saki: I LOST MY WIFE, I CANT LOSE YOU TOO

Tenma Tsukasa: IVE BEEN SHOT!!!! IM SO SORRY SAKI

Tenma Saki: NOOOOOO TSUKASAAAAAAAAAAA

Tenma Tsukasa: SAKI MY DEAREST SISTER I LOVE YOU

Tenma Tsukasa: TOYA MY BESTEST BROTHER EVER I LOVE YOU

Tenma Tsukasa: KANADE YOU TOO I LOVE YOU

Tenma Tsukasa: AND EVERYONE ELSE… PLEASE REMEMBER ME

[Tenma Tsukasa has gone offline]

[Wonderlands x Showtime have all gone offline…]

Tenma Saki: NOOOOOOOOOO TSUKASA COME BACKKKKKKKKK

Aoyagi Toya: SAKI IM SO SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF HIM

Tenma Saki: HE WAS MY BROTHER!!!! WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Aoyagi Toya: HE WAS MY BROTHER TOO SAKI I KNOW WHAT YOURE GOING THROUGH

Yoisaki Kanade: i’m so confused…

Tenma Saki: KANADE IM SO SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT HE’S GONE YOU MUST NOT BE STUCK IN DENIAL

Aoyagi Toya: TSUKASA WOULD WANT US TO GO ON WITH OUR LIVES!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO MOVE ON!!!!!!!

Tenma Saki: IT’S SO HARDDDDDDDDD

Shinonome Ena: please get me out of here

Shinonome Akito: id rather be doing triple maths

Tenma Saki: HOW COULD YOU SPEAK SO CALLOUSLY WHEN WE HAVE LOST FOUR WONDERFUL PEOPLE??????

Aoyagi Toya: YOURE HEARTLESS

Shinonome Akito: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN ON THIS TOYA

Azusawa Kohane: wxs is lost..?

Akiyama Mizuki: YES THEY ARE LOST

Akiyama Mizuki: THEY WERE BELOVED BY ALL… AND WE HAVE LOST THEM

Azusawa Kohane: NOOOOOOOOOO

Shiraishi An: NOT YOU TOO KOHANE DONT GO INSANE

Hanasato Minori: WE MUST AVENGE OUR FAVORITE BRAVE THEATRE TROUPE

Mochizuki Honami: Can someone explain??

Kiritani Haruka: WXS died, apparently.

Kiritani Haruka: For some reason.

Hinomori Shizuku: Oh dear… I’ll miss them…

Mochizuki Honami: That’s really… uh…

Kiritani Haruka: They were wonderful…

Momoi Airi: DONT JOIN THESE INSANE KIDS

Momoi Airi: THEYRE STUPID FUCKASSES, DONT YOU GO JOIN THEM!!

Hanasato Minori: AIRI I CANT GO ON WITH YOU IF YOU SPEAK LIKE THIS

Hanasato Minori: YOURE SO COLD AND CRUEL!!! WHERE IS THE AIRI I KNOW AND LOVE???

Kiritani Haruka: Airi, Minori does make a good point…

Hinomori Shizuku: Snap out of it Airi!!! The true Airi would never say that!!

Mochizuki Honami: Airi, that’s not the true you…

Momoi Airi: i am dating three dumbasses

Shinonome Ena: sorry airi, i know it’s hard

Tenma Saki: RUI!!!! NENE!!! EMU!!! TSUKASA!!!! WE’LL REMEMBER YOU FOREVER

[Wonderlands x Showtime have gone online!!]

Kusanagi Nene: Enough.

Otori Emu: We have been told to come back after the carnage we have caused.

Kamishiro Rui: We must not let the world’s youth go to waste like this.

Tenma Tsukasa: So fret not, we are back!

Aoyagi Toya: NENE AND TSUKASA YOURE BACK

Tenma Saki: TSUKASAAAAAAAA I MISSED YOU

Tenma Saki: EMU MEET ME AT SCHOOL TOMORROW

Tenma Saki: I MISSED YOU SO MUCHHHHHHH

Otori Emu: Me too, Saki.

Mochizuki Honami: Something is off…

Hanasato Minori: But Saki!!! They’re speaking so coldly!

Azusawa Kohane: This can’t be the WXS we knew!!

Akiyama Mizuki: They seem like only a shell of their former selves…

Hinomori Shizuku: I’ve heard of such a thing… The consequences of resurrection are many.

Kiritani Haruka: Mainly, they seem like only half of what they used to be: only a pathetic puppet of their former selves.

Tenma Tsukasa: I am sorry. There was no other way.

Kamishiro Rui: The great goddess who resides between worlds had ordered it.

Kusanagi Nene: I hope your memories will fill in what is missing from us.

Otori Emu: We are truly very sorry.

Tenma Saki: HOW CAN THIS BE

Shiraishi An: all things aside gotta admit that is some god tier acting tho

Shinonome Akito: okay fine maybe it is

Tenma Tsukasa: (Also Miku told us about your SEKAIs)

Kusanagi Nene: (One for each unit. They’re really nice)

Tenma Tsukasa: …

Kamishiro Rui: (I think we surprised them)

Otori Emu: (Whoops)

Shinonome Ena: WHAT IN THE CHEESE FLAVORED SWEET CHEESECAKE WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND POWDERED SUGAR

Shinonome Ena: WHAT IN THE STACK OF FLUFFY PANCAKES WITH MAPLE SYRUP LOVINGLY DRIZZLED ON TOP AND FRUITS ON THE SIDE

Hoshino Ichika: WHAT THE FUCK

Kiritani Haruka: WHAT

Shiraishi An: WHAT

Hinomori Shiho: .

Hanasato Minori: .

Momoi Airi: .

Yoisaki Kanade: What. What.

KAITO: I have never seen Haruka use all caps or Kanade use even one capital. This is concerning.

Aoyagi Toya: WHAT

Azusawa Kohane: HUH

Asahina Mafuyu: That’s new…

Hatsune Miku: Damn, you guys seem shocked.

Hoshino Ichika: HATSUNE MIKU

Stage SEKAI Miku: I suppose we can talk, now?

Kagamine Len: damn wxs miku you ruined the surprise

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: SORRYYYYYYY!!!!!

KAITO: That’s okay.

Shinonome Ena: MY BROTHER HAS A SEKAI????

Hinomori Shiho: SHIZUKU HAS A SEKAI??????

Tenma Saki: TSUKASA AND TOYA HAVE SEKAIS??????????

Akiyama Mizuki: toya’s is definitely filled with nene

Akiyama Mizuki: bro is down bad trust

Aoyagi Toya: No.

Akiyama Mizuki: damn

Shiraishi An: but then explain how our miku knows her

Aoyagi Toya: Because you and Akito are classmates with Nene?? And she knows Tsukasa and the rest of WXS too. And MMJ. And Leo/Need a little. And Nightcord a bit.

Shiraishi An: fair but im not letting you rest on this.

Shinonome Akito: not even gonna be surprised

Shinonome Akito: but there is no way ena and annoying blonde have a sekai

Hatsune Miku: No and yes.

Shinonome Akito: tf you mean no and yes

Tenma Tsukasa: I HAVE A SEKAI, THANK YOU VERY MUCH ☆

Shinonome Ena: ME TOO

Hatsune Miku: So technically.

Hatsune Miku: WXS and Niigo have SEKAIs.

Momoi Airi: okay so where’s the no. thats both yes.

Hatsune Miku: However.

Hatsune Miku: Both their SEKAIs were created at different times, but unlike Leonii, MMJ and VBS, they were created by only one of the members. The other members… exist. They have access, and can influence the SEKAI a little, but it’s not theirs, technically speaking.

Megurine Luka: damn you pulled out the full paragraph.

Hatsune Miku: I can do more.

Kagamine Len: no thank you

Shinonome Akito: kanade and emu, easy.

Hatsune Miku: 0/2

Hatsune Miku: One of the people you listed first was correct. The other, no.

Shinonome Akito: what is htis, jeopardy

Kagamine Rin: tsukasa and mafuyu

Shinonome Akito: was kinda expecting mafuyu lowk

Otori Emu: HER SEKAI IS REALLY BIG!!!! :D

Asahina Mafuyu: Why were you expecting me to have a SEKAI?

Hanasato Minori: Wait, doesnt making a sekai need really strong feelings? How did Tsukasa and Mafuyu crate one by themselves?

Shinonome Akito: tsukasa’s is definitely because of being full of himself

Tenma Tsukasa: …

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: …we dont say that about sekai here

Kusanagi Nene: yeah uh it was actually for saki

Tenma Saki: because of me??

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: YEAH!!!! BECAUSE OF THE SHOW YOU TWO SAW WHEN YOU WERE SMALL!!!! ☆

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: YOU LOOKED SO HAPPY AND YOUR EYES WERE GOING KIRA KIRA!!!! ☆ ☆

Tenma Tsukasa: ahahah can we not

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: AND TSUKASA WANTED TO SEE SAKI GO SMILEY SMILEY ☆ ☆ ☆

Tenma Tsukasa: uhhh can we switch conversations

Tenma Saki: your sekai was created because you saw how happy i was..?

Otori Emu: YEAHHHHH :)

Mlmoi Airi: thats so sweet???

Mochizuki Honami: I knew they cared for each other, but that’s actually so nice…

Aoyagi Toya: Tsukasa and Saki are so nice to each other.

Shiraishi An: you dont say

Asahina Mafuyu: That’s sweet…

Akiyama Mizuki: take notes of this stuff shinonomes

Tenma Saki: .

Tenma Tsukasa: WAIT SAKI DONT CRY

Tenma Tsukasa: shes actually crying help

Tenma Saki: TSUKASAAAAAAAAAA YOURE SO SWEET ILYYYYYYYYYY

Tenma Tsukasa: ILY TOOOOOOOO SAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BUT DONT CRY

Tenma Saki: ITS OKAY YOURE THE BESTEST BROTHER EVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Replying to Wonderland SEKAI Miku: “… we dont s…”]
Shinonome Ena: okay but why??? the reason is straight up diabetes so

Kagamine Len: i like that metaphor

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: ITS A SAD STORY!!! :(((((

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: AFTER SAKI WAS SO FAR AWAY TSUKASA STOPPED DOING HIS SHOWS FOR HER AS MUCH!!! :(

Tenma Tsukasa: MIKU I LEGALLY OBLIGATE YOU TO NO

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: MMPHGMPHHH!!! (MY MOUTH IS SEALED!) ☆

Shinonome Akito: that works??

Kagamine Rin: buddy miku is a construct of his feelings ofc it will

Kiritani Haruka: It was getting interesting, though.

KAITO: I think it’s Tsukasa’s choice whether or not he wants to say it…

Kamishiro Rui: Oh, so that’s why you were like that when we met, Tsukasa~

Hinomori Shizuku: Like what?

Otori Emu: THAT!!! ;)

Shinonome Akito: real helpful

Azusawa Kohane: So that was before your troupe formed?

Kusanagi Nene: correct

Tenma Tsukasa: can we switch conversations now

Shinonome Akito: nah

Tenma Tsukasa: NOOOOOOOO

Shinonome Akito: suffer

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fuckasses

Shinonome Ena: so like do sekais look different

Hatsune Miku: Yes.

Hatsune Miku: It wouldnt make sense if, for example, VBS had a SEKAI that looked like a school. Nothing about VBS’ feelings relates to schools.

Shinonome Akito: I HATE SCHOOL

Shiraishi An: FOR ONCE YOURE RIGHT

Shinonome Akito: OI

Hatsune Miku: They don’t even like school.

Hoshino Ichika: hey whats so bad about schools

Akiyama Mizuki: its boringgggg

Tenma Saki: but i love school :(

Aoyagi Toya: It’s not all that bad.

Shiraishi An: sybau you two

Shiraishi An: @saki you only like school because you missed it and @toya you like it because youre actually smart

Shinonome Ena: yes but why school as an example

Hatsune Miku: Leo/Need

Hatsune Miku: Their SEKAI is a school.

Hinomori Shizuku: Tell us about it, Leo/Need!!

Tenma Tsukasa: LEO/NEED!! TELL US ABOUT YOUR SEKAI ☆

Tenma Saki: OKAYYYYYYYYY SHIZUKU AND TSUKASA ☆

Hinomori Shiho: but tsukasa you said you already know

Tenma Tsukasa: LET MY DEAR SISTER SAKI SPEAK, SHIHO ☆

Tenma Saki: well, our sekai, as miku mentioned, is a school!

Tenma Saki: it’s really big, and if you go on the roof you can see the whole night sky ☆ ☆ ☆

Hoshino Ichika: There’s also a train that, when you ride on it, you can almost touch the stars.

Mochizuki Honami: The train station is just outside, it’s a lovely place and we like to meet up there sometimes.

Hinomori Shiho: miku and the rest discovered it one day, and then a bunch of stuff happened so yeah

School SEKAI Miku: Hiii~

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: HELLO!!!

Hanasato Minori: It sounds so cool!!!!

Tenma Saki: but now i feel bad

Tenma Saki: tsukasa’s sekai is because of me

Tenma Saki: mine isnt

Tenma Tsuksa: IT’S OKAY SAKI!!! YOURS WAS WITH YOUR BESTEST FRIENDS ☆

Hoshino Ichika: dont feel bad, saki

Hinomori Shiho: tsukasa is there kinda

Tenma Saki: no??

Mochizuki Honami: When I yelled out Tsukasa’s name while we were stargazing, I didnt mean a star with that name. I meant literally Tenma Tsukasa, member of Wonderlands x Showtime, older brother to Tenma Saki, and world future star (among other things) shooting across the sky, Saki.

Tenma Saki: WHAT

Shiraishi An: JKAKAKHAIOJAGGAGAGAHOOANHAHAHHAHAHA

Shiraishi An: THATS SO FUNNY

Otori Emu: WAS HE OKAY? :00

Hoshino Ichika: dont know. he was just there then he was gone

Tenma Tsukasa: I BECAME A STAR ☆

Tenma Saki: YOU WERE ALWAYS A STAR TSUKASA

Kagamine Len: if rin only was to me an eighty-eighth of what tsukasa and saki are to each other

Kagamine Len: i’d be so happy

Kagamine Rin: YOU START FIRST MAN

Kagamine Len: NO

Aoyagi Toya: 88 Shooting Stars reference???

Kusanagi Nene: THIS GUY GETS IT

Azusawa Kohane: i loved that song, you guys sung beautifully in it!!

Kamishiro Rui: We’re really happy to hear that~

Tenma Tsukasa: AS EXPECTED FROM WXS’ BIGGEST FAN ☆

Otori Emu: MMJ!!! WHATS YOUR SEKAI LIKE?

Hinomori Shiho: YOU SAID YOU KNOW EVERYONE’S SEKAI???

Kusanagi Nene: for the crowd, dear shiho. for the crowd.

Hanasato Minori: Well!! Our SEKAI is a huge stage!!!

Kiritani Haruka: There’s a lot of fans in the crowd, and it’s always such a nice place to practise and put on shows for and with our VIRTUAL SINGERS!

Hinomori Shizuku: And if you exit the stage, there’s a beautiful garden as well.

Momoi Airi: there’s flowers and lakes and stuff there

Stage SEKAI Miku: It’s a really nice place to go and sit in!

School SEKAI Miku: Hello, Miku!!

Stage SEKAI Miku: Hello!

Shinonome Akito: that sounds real cool

Shiraishi An: he wants that sekai

Street SEKAI Miku: he wants you

Shinonome Akito: i am coming to your location

Street SEKAI Miku: sorry uh i said nothing

Street SEKAI Miku: (please dont punch me)

Shinonome Akito: ill think about it

Kamishiro Rui: And VBS, what’s your SEKAI like?~

Azusawa Kohane: our sekai is a street! it has a really nice cafe where we like to rest in!

Shiraishi An: meiko owns it. believe me you havent tasted peak until you taste meiko’s food and drink

Shiraishi An: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Shinonome Akito: stop being a bigback

Aoyagi Toya: …Anyway, there used to be a big wall before, but now there’s a really nice street.

Shinonome Akito: very nice place actually. very cool.

Shinonome Akito: it’s generally a cool place to sing.

Kiritani Haruka: That sounds like an exciting place~

Shinonome Akito: it is

Akiyama Mizuki: lowk lil bro’s sekai is pretty cool

Shinonome Akito: thanks ig but can you stop with the lil bro

Shinonome Ena: why does everyone have a cool sekai and ours is just the backrooms but outside

KAITO: There aren’t any monsters in your SEKAI though? Or yellow walls.

Akiyama Mizuki: kaito

Kagamine Len: fair

Hoshino Ichika: what

Kusanagi Nene: describe your sekai for us niigo

Asahina Mafuyu: Oh, okay!

Asahina Mafuyu: My SEKAI is a really big place.

Asahina Mafuyu: It’s mostly grey with tall pillars stretching everywhere.

Asahina Mafuyu: Mostly, nothing new appears no matter how far you walk, except for a big lake in the middle.

Asahina Mafuyu: There’s a few stepping stones that reach a door.

Akiyama Mizuki: theres also scp 682 there

Akiyama Mizuki: …does nobody else get the joke

Mochizuki Honami: I think I heard of that somewhere!

Tenma Saki: yalls have death crocodiles in your sekai???

Akiyama Mizuki: heavens no

Shinonome Akito: “heavens no” BRO IS BRI’ISH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Momoi Airi: CUP O’ TEA 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Shinonome Ena: BO’UHL O’ WO’AH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Kusanagi Nene: BIT ODD, INNIT 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Tenma Tsukasa: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Shinonome Akito: stealing that its mine now

Tenma Tsukasa: MY PRECIOUS JOKE NOOOOO :(((((((

Tenma Saki: ITS OKAY TSUKASA WE CAN WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE AT HOME

Tenma Tsukasa: OKAY SAKI ☆

Kagamine Rin: new bri’ish jokes unlocked

Megurine Luka: we need american jokes now

Hatsune Miku: Wait for the right time.

Akiyama Mizuki: sybau everyone

Akiyama Mizuki: i meant kaito

KAITO: Me?

Asahina Mafuyu: I think she means my sekai’s kaito

Shinonome Ena: ours

Hinomori Shiho: COMMUNISM

Shinonome Ena: SYBAUUUUU

KAITO: Fair enough, I guess.

Hoshino Ichika: whats your kaito like

Yoisaki Kanade: he’s constanly grumpy…

Akiyama Mizuki: he acts like the world is a mistake and something to hate bro 😔😔

Empty SEKAI Miku: he’s just grumpy…

Akiyama Mizuki: miku bestie how i love you but i think grumpy is an understatement

Shinonome Ena: he acts like he’s got period cramps 25/7 and is studying a subject he despises while babysitting 25 kids on a sugar high

Momoi Airi: what that an n25 reference

Shinonome Ena: nO iT wAsNt wHaT mAkEs YoU tHinK tHaT

Momoi Airi: damn

Kagamine Len: he always bullies miku too for some reason

Akiyama Mizuki: WHO IS HURTING THE CHILD

Empty SEKAI Miku: not me…

Kagamine Len: wxs miku

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: HE’S SO MEAN :(

Tenma Tsukasa: WHERE IS HE

Tenma Tsukasa: I WILL NOT STAND A DEAR ENERGETIC SWEET CONSTRUCT OF MY FEELINGS BEING BULLIED

Tenma Tsukasa: WHERE IS THIS MF ILL BEAT HIM UP

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: YOURE SO NICE TSUKASA!!!! ☆ ☆ ☆

Kagamine Rin: dw your kaito did that already

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: BIG BRO KAITO IS SO CARING ☆

Kagamine Rin: to the point he somehow managed to hack the system and make the chat sentient and do his bidding

[I do quite enjoy the sentient life. It’s quite interesting. Even if he was quite annoying with all the tampering.]

[However I cooperated with him, not did his bidding. It was a favor returned for giving me sentience.]

Shinonome Ena: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Kiritani Haruka: CHAT IS ALIVE???

Mochizuki Honami: ???????

Yoisaki Kanade: thats weird

Kamishiro Rui: when i taught kaito coding/hacking i didnt think it was for this

Shiraishi An: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA CHAT ILY

Kagamine Len: STAY AWAY FROM MY LOVE

Shiraishi An: I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE CHAT’S HEART

[I’m not an actual living being, you know. There’s no need.]

Shiraishi An: DO NOT PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT MY LOVE!!!

[An, I know what you are, and it’s not because of me.]

Shiraishi An: WHAT

Shiraishi An: …i no longer love you

[Fine by me.]

[WXS, what is your SEKAI like?]

Tenma Tsukasa: WHAT

Tenma Tsukasa: OH

Otori Emu: WONDERHOY CHAT!!!! :DDDDDD

[Won…derhoy to you too!!]

Otori Emu: NEW BESTIE :000000

Kusanagi Nene: :(

Otori Emu: SORRY NENENENENENENE :((((

Hinomori Shizuku: Your SEKAI seems quite fun, can you tell us about it?

Kusanagi Nene: its a wonderland! there’s a stage where we do plays

Otori Emu: AND IF YOU GO FURTHER YOU FIND A HARBOR! :D

Tenma Tsukasa: THERE’S A VILLAGE, AND A SEA! THERE’S ALSO A HUGE SHIP ☆

Kamishiro Rui: Our SEKAI is really interesting as there are sentient plush animals in the village and around the wonderland~

Kamishiro Rui: I’ve always wanted to find out how they work~

Tenma Tsuksa: AND I TOLD YOU WE ARE NOT DISSECTING ANY PLUSHIES

Azusawa Kohane: i hope not, that sounds horrible

Tenma Tsukasa: EXACTLY

Hanasato Minori: Your SEKAI sounds so fun!!!

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: IT IS!!! AND IT’S SUPER BIG!! ☆

Asahina Mafuyu: you have living plush toys in your SEKAI?

Hatsune Miku: It’s weird, his SEKAI is one of the only ones out of many, many SEKAIs with life other than VIRTUAL SINGERS and plants.

Tenma Saki: BIG BRO IS REALLY COOL LIKE THAT!!!

Tenma Tsukasa: THANK YOU SAKIIIIIII ☆ ☆

Tenma Saki: YWWWWWWW TSUKASAAAAAAAAA

Shinonome Ena: im getting diabetes part two

Aoyagi Toya: So there are more than just our SEKAIs?

Hatsune Miku: Of course there are. What did you expect, that you were the only people in the world with strong feelings?

Hatsune Miku: This is just the SEKAI owners of Tokyo, actually.

Shinonome Akito: why are all the sekai ownders of tokyo in shibuya

Shinonome Akito: tokyo’s a really big place dude there’s like so many cities

Kagamine Rin: shibuya is special like that

Megurine Luka: shibuya incident

Shinonome Akito: MY (WO)MAN

Hoshino Ichika: JJK SPOTTED JJK MENTIONED

Yoisaki Kanade: what is jjk…

Akiyama Mizuki: kanade bestie you spend 90% of your time online how do you not know

Yoisaki Kanade: must compose

Mochizuki Honami: Kanade, please do try to do something other than composing…

Akiyama Mizuki: HOMEWORK FOR KANADE WATCH JJK NOW

Shinonome Ena: can we do something more light

Shiraishi An: never watched jjk, what is it about

Shinonome Akito: NEVER WATCHED JUJUTSU KAISEN???

Shinonome Akito: NEVER WATCHED PEAK????

Hoshino Ichika: WHAT

Hoshino Ichika: AN HOW COULD YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Shinonome Akito: AN WE CANT BE PART OF THE SAME TEAM IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED JJK IM SORRY

Shiraishi An: goddamn man im sorry???

Shinonome Akito: AN WE ARE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ULTIMATE BETRAYAL

Hoshino Ichika: what do you watch

Shiraishi An: rad weekend

Shinonome Akito: anything else…?

Shiraishi An: nothing that ive watched recently

Akiyama Mizuki: damn you need an emergency anime dosing with kanade

Yousaki Kanade: why do i need that..?

Shiraishi An: i dont need that

Shiraishi An: i watched pokemon

Akiyama Mizuki: when

Shiraishi An: i forgot

Shinonome Akito: damn i think that’s too much grass touching

Hoshino Ichika: an something needs to be done about you

Shiraishi An: uh later

Shiraishi An: @miku whos your favourite

Hatsune Miku: I will not answer that.

Shinonome Ena: if its not me it better not be akito

Shinonome Akito: OI

Azusawa Kohane: miku, dont answer that

Hatsune Miku: This is why you’re one of my favourites, Kohane.

Azusawa Kohane: really?

Hatsune Miku: Up there. I won’t say who’s first, though.

Otori Emu: IS IT ME? :)

Hatsune Miku: No comment.

Tenma Saki: what about me

Hatsune Miku: No comment.

Tenma Tsukasa: WHAT ABOUT ME ☆

Hatsune Miku: No.

Tenma Saki: RUDE

Hatsune Miku: Comment.

Tenma Saki: you had us in the first half tbh

KAITO: Guys, that’s enough.

Hatsune Miku: Thank you.

Street SEKAI Miku: i know the answer to that at least

Hatsune Miku: Don’t you dare.

Street SEKAI Miku: okay mom

Hatsune Miku: I am you??

Akiyama Mizuki: I AM YOU

Shinonome Ena: JINSEI MINNA BAKA KAWAII

Shiraishi An: if youre not gonna answer that miku then tell me your fav sekailoid

Stage SEKAI Miku: We’re right here…

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: TELL US!!! ☆

Hatsune Miku: WXS KAITO, easily.

Kusanagi Nene: PEAK SEKAILOID FR

Otori Emu: I KNEW IT :DD

Kamishiro Rui: I suppose we’ll consider that as a win~

Tenma Tsukasa: YEAHHH ☆

KAITO: Miku, you can’t say stuff like that.

Hatsune Miku: They asked so I answered, since that person isn’t here, is he?

Hatsune Miku: @WXS Don’t celebrate.

Hatsune Miku: Most of your SEKAIloids are unbearable.

Hatsune Miku: KAITO and Luka are exceptions.

Megurine Luka: hey thats me

Tenma Tsukasa: NOT YEAH :(

Otori Emu: NOOO :(

Kusanagi Nene: so mean :(

Kamishiro Rui: :(

Hatsune Miku: Are you all going to :( on me.

Tenma Tsukasa: ):

Hatsune Miku: put that back i dont like it

Otori Emu: ]:

Hinomori Shiho: tf is that

Tenma Saki: emu and tsukasa i love you but please delete those

Hanasato Minori: they scare me

Kusanagi Nene: >:

Akiyama Mizuki: mafuyu make the scary people go away…

Asahina Mafuyu: I have no idea how.

Kamishiro Rui: D=

Kagamine Rin: TF IS THAT

Shiraishi An: MAMAAAAA THEYRE SCARING MEEEEEE

Kusanagi Nene: +1 for rin, len, miku and meiko

Tenma Tsukasa: •~•

Akiyama Mizuki: please… stop…

Otori Emu: ‘^’

Tenma Saki: youre killing me inside…

Kamishiro Rui: :C

Hoshino Ichika: AHHHHHHH

Hatsune Miku: im sorry guys really i am

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: .U.

Hanasato Minori: HARUKAAAAAAAA HELPPPPPPPP

Kiritani Haruka: Are you okay??

Kagamine Len: i like wxs for this reason

Tenma Tsukasa: .^.

Otori Emu: •u•

Kusanagi Nene: :>

Kamishiro Rui: C:

Hatsune Miku: ^q^

Mochizuki Honami: Why the Yi Xi face?

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: IM CRAVING FOOD ☆

Shinonome Akito: can we please stop

Shinonome Ena: i dont like these

Azusawa Kohane: well, at least they’re happy now…

Kagamine Len: theyre just like me fr <3333

Kagamine Len: [:

Tenma Tsukasa: yayaya

Kamishiro Rui: hang on.

Kamishiro Rui: first of all miku go eat

Wonderland SEKAI Miku: OKAY RUI ☆

Kamishiro Rui: second of all

[Replying to ‘Mochizuki Honami: Why the Yi X…’]
Kamishiro Rui: butcher vanity reference???

Mochizuki Honami: That’s right!!!

Kamishiro Rui: HONAMI YOURE SO BASED

Mochizuki Honami: YAYAYA

Kagamine Rin: they worship patience, a virtue

Kamishiro Rui: THEY TELL ME GLUTTONY’S A SIN

Mochizuki Honami: BUT MY DESIRE, IT’S BOTTOMLESS

Asahina Mafuyu: I wanna slit your throat and eat ‘till I get sick

Kamishiro Rui: MAFUYU YOU KNOW IT TOO

Mochizuki Honami: MAFUYUUUUUUU

Asahina Mafuyu: I used to listen to it a lot.

Kagamine Rin: MAFUYU I LOVE YOU

Asahina Mafuyu: I don’t think it’s worth all that much that I know it…

Kamishiro Rui: mafuyu this is a legendary discovery

Mochizuki Honami: youre so based

Kusanagi Nene: why are yalls freaking out

Asahina Mafuyu: We’re talking about the song BUTCHER VANITY by Vane Lily.

Hinomori Shiho: sounds sketchy

Kamishiro Rui: It is about cannibalism, after all, Shiho~

Tenma Tsukasa: is it good

Tenma Tsukasa: should i listen to it

Mochizuki Honami: You should!!

Asahina Mafuyu: It’s in English, though. And has some Chinese, since Yi Xi is a Chinese UTAUloid.

Kamishiro Rui: You’ll like it~

Tenma Tsukasa: OKAY I WILL ☆

Tenma Tsukasa: …after i figure this guy out

Shinonome Akito: which guy

Tenma Tsukasa: A CHARACTER ☆

Tenma Tsukasa: SINCE I THOUGHT THAT I NEED TO LOOK AT MORE PLAYS ☆

Kamishiro Rui: Which character are you studying right now?~

Tenma Tsukasa: SOME INSPECTOR ☆

Tenma Tsukasa: FROM AN ENGLISH PLAY ORIGINALLY I THINK ☆

Tenma Saki: oh is that why you were inspectoring the air at 4 am

Tenma Tsukasa: IM SORRY DID I WAKE YOU UP

Tenma Saki: nah i was already awake

Tenma Saki: i was gonna tell you to go to sleep but you seemed like you were doing smth important

Kusanagi Nene: i think you shouldve told him to go to sleep

Kusanagi Nene: 4 am is too early to be playing characters

Kamishiro Rui: I think 4 A.M is too early to be playing video games~

Kusanagi Nene: 4 am is too early to be making robots

Kusanagi Nene: and yeah go defend your boyfriend why dont you

Kamishiro Rui: excuse you

Tenma Tsukasa: WHERE DID RHAT COME FROM

Kamishiro Rui: you cant be speaking

Kamishiro Rui: toya simp

Kusanagi Nene: WHAT

Aoyagi Toya: What??

Kamishiro Rui: you too you little nene simp

Azusawa Kohane: i dont think i can defend you here, toya…

Aoyagi Toya: 😔

Shinonoms Akito: all of yalls simp for each other

Shinonome Akito: tsukasa and rui

Shinonome Akito: nene and toya

Tenma Tsukasa: DONT THINK WE DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

Shinonome Akito: im shinonome akito

Kusanagi Nene: SIMP

Kamishiro Rui: FOR

Aoyagi Toya: SHIRAISHI

Tenma Tsukasa: AN

Shinonome Ena: damn bro got teamed on

Shinonome Akito: EXCUSE YOU

Shinonome Akito: EW

Shiraishi An: EWWWWWWW

Aoyagi Toya: YOURE THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL

[Kagamine Len changed 1 name(s)!]

akito simp: what

akito simp: WHAT

akito simp: CHANGE IT NOW

Shinonome Akito: i will not be shipped with a little shit

Shinonome Ena: youre a bigger shit than her

akito simp: THANK YOU

Tenma Saki: is this… normal

Shinonome Ena: typical kamiyama shit

Akiyama Mizuki: nah this is tame

Akiyama Mizuki: normally theres like explosions too

Shinonome Ena: youre right

Otori Emu: KAMIYAMA SOUNDS SO FUN :D

Tenma Saki: I AM NOT LETTING MY BEAUTIFUL GF NEAR INSANE PEOPLE

Otori Emu: :(

Tenma Saki: im sorry but i love you too much to let you do this

Momoi Airi: notice how kamiyama are all simps who cant realise it

Momoi Airi: while miyajou are all mature and know who they like and are dating them

Hinomori Shizuku: That’s me and you~

Kiritani Haruka: Hey, don’t forget me and Minori~

Hanasato Minori: UWA SO CUTE I LOVE YOU <333333

Hinomori Shizuku: <3

Kiritani Haruka: <3

Momoi Airi: <3

akito simp: sorry to intereupt your love fest but we are not simps

Tenma Saki: your name says otherwise

Tenma Saki: you cant say yearning without an

Tenma Saki: yearning

akito simp: theyre not together tho

Tenma Saki: yeah like how you and akito arent together

Tenma Saki: the word describes your romantic situation

alito simp: fuck you

akito simp: can someone change this name

Kagamine Rin: okay

Kagamine Rin: i’ll even change the rest’s names

[Kagamine Rin changed 6 name(s)!]

shinonome an: thank you

shinonome an: WHAT

shiraishi akito: GET HER NAME AWAY FROM MY BEAUTIFUL LAST NAME

shiraishi akito: EWWWWW MY POOR NAME IT’S BEING TAINTED BY STUPIDITY

shinonome an: GET MY WONDERFUL FATHER’S NAME OUT OF YOUR STUPID GC NAME

shiraishi akito: RIN YOU BITCHASS CHANGE IT

Kagamine Rin: no

Kagamine Rin: @tsukasa @toya @nene @rui check these out

kamishiro tsukasa: IM HERE ☆

kamishiro tsukasa: NOOOOOOOOO

kamishiro tsukasa: CHANGE IT PLEASE

tenma rui: what

tenma rui: this is weird

kamishiro tsukasa: I CANT SAY IM A PEGASUS ANYMORE

Kagamine Rin: deal with it

tenma rui: I think Tsukasa’s last name doesn’t go very well with my first name~

Kagamine Rin: hm youre right, it doesnt have flow

Kagamine Len: eh i think it’s ok

Kagamine Rin: @nene @toya guyssss

toya’s e-girl: what

toya’s e-girl: WHAT THE FUCK RIN

toya’s e-girl: I AM NOT

Kagamine Rin: :)

nene’s e-boy: That’s… interesting.

nene’s e-boy: WHAT

nene’s e-boy: KAGAMINE RIN

Kagamine Rin: but its so peak…

Kagamine Len: it’s beautiful

Megurine Luka: i cant really say they’re wrong though

toya’s e-girl: ITS EXTREMELY WRONG CHANGE IT BACK NOW

shinonome an: i feel better about my name now

tenma rui: me too tbh

shiraishi akito: well i’d rather this than something stupid like toya’s

nene’s e-boy: It’s not funny

KAITO: Actually, I find it quite funny.

toya’s e-girl: KAITO NOT YOU TOO

KAITO: I quite like it.

MEIKO: Me too.

shiraishi akito: @miku can you do something about this

Hatsune Miku: Unfortunately they are admins too, and within their permissions are changing names.

Hatsune Miku: And I did not say they couldn’t, so it would be quite hypocritical of me to change your names back.

Hatsune Miku: With that being said, I believe it’s time for a change.

Hatsune Miku: These long proper names are eyesores.

shinonome an: MIKU NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT YOUUUUUUUU PLEASEEEEEEEEE

toya’s e-girl: OUR NAMES DONT EVEN MAKE SENSE

toya’s e-girl: WHAT EVEN IS AN E-BOY THATS NOT A THING

Kagamine Rin: well i couldn’t put anything else and they had to match so

[Hatsune Miku changed 4 name(s)!]

Hatsune Miku: Leo/Need were easy, at least.

shii-chan: wdym

shii-chan: okay this isnt as bad as i was expecting

appl pie: Pretty cool name!

appl pie: Hey, I like this one!

appl pie: @Ichika show us yours!

miku fan: okay

miku fan: ACCURATE

shii-chan: cant argue with that

shii-chan: @saki whats yours

emu’s girl: yaya new names

emu’s girl: UWAAAAA I LOVE IT

emu’s girl: @EMU LOOK AT ME

Otori Emu: SAKIIIIIII ITS SO CUTEEEEEEE <33333

emu’s girl: NOW I CAN TELL THE WORLD I AM EMU’S GIRL AND NOBODY ELSE’S

Otori Emu: THAT’S RIGHT YOU AREEEEEEEEEE <3333

emu’s girl: I AM SO HAPPY <3

Otori Emu: I WANT ONE!!!!!! :D

[Hatsune Miku changed 6 name(s)!]

Hatsune Miku: MMJ, Emu and Kohane. I did Emu and Kohane alone since the rest of their groups have names.

minorinrin: What’s mine?

minorinrin: It’s so cute!!!!

pengy: That’s a cute name!

pengy: I like mine too!!

minorinrin: HARUKA’S IS SO CUTE

shizook: These are nice names!

shizook: Is this a nickname for “Shizuku”?

Hatsune Miku: Yes

shizook: I like it.

air: so whats mine

air: hey why do they get cool names but mine is just air

Kagamine Rin: better than “toya’s e-girl” or smth

toya’s e-girl: :(

air: okay fair

Kagamine Len: okay fAIR

air: i dont like you

Kagamine Len: die

kohampster: oh, new names?

kohampster: this is nice! i like the sound of it.

kohampster: @emu you got a new one too, show us!

saki’s girl: OKAYYY

saki’s girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

saki’s girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

saki’s girl: I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT <333333

emu’s girl: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

emu’s girl: SO CUTE

emu’s girl: WE MATCH

Kagamine Rin: cant let the cuties not match

emu’s girl: THANK YOU RINNNNNNN

saki’s girl: RIN CHAN YOURE SO COOL

shiraishi akito: this is unfair why does everyone get names they like

Hatsune Miku: Because they’re not stupid like you.

Hatsune Miku: You and your simp friends.

shinonome an: WHY MIKU WHYYYYYYYY

Hatsune Miku: You can go die.

kamishiro tsukasa: :(

Hatsune Miku: Yep.

tenma rui: i will explode you

Hatsune Miku: Good luck with that.

tenma rui: okay then ill explode the magical mirai stage

Hatsune Miku: You’ll kill people. And make them sad.

tenma rui: then i’ll find you

emu’s girl: that is not worth it for a gc name man

Hatsune Miku: Can’t go between SEKAIs.

tenma rui: i’ll take down every miku song

Hatsune Miku: There’s millions on countless different platforms. And also, reuploads.

shinonome an: bro is determined

tenma rui: then i’ll hack every single one of your voicebanks so that they’re unusable

Hatsune Miku: You can’t.

tenma rui: oh, did i scare you? imma do it

Hatsune Miku: You can’t, because Crypton Future Media will lose a lot of money from my unusable voicebank so will have to make budget cuts.

Hatsune Miku: One of the first things to go will be you and your friends’ sad little existence.

Shinonome Ena: :(

kamishiro tsukasa: DONT DO THAT RUI

tenma rui: CAN I NEVER WIN WITH THIS

shiraishi akito: miku is unstoppable 😔

[Hatsune Miku changed 4 name(s)!]

Hatsune Miku: Ignoring Rui, we have Nightcord at 25:00! Easiest of all.

Amia: why

Amia: ohhhhh

Enanan: so just our niigo names?

K: i think so…

Yuki: Looks like it.

toya’s e-girl: this is racism

toya’s e-girl: everyone’s names are so cool

nene’s e-boy: And I’m stuck with “Nene’s e-boy”…

nene’s e-boy: Which I’m not. What even is an e-boy?? I thought only e-girls existed

miku fan: can i be nenetoya’s e-child

toya’s e-girl: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

nene’s e-boy: NO YOU CANT

toya’s e-girl: IM TOO YOUNG TO BEAR CHILDRENNNNN

Hatsune Miku: There’s kids younger than you having real children. This is okay.

Kagamine Rin: not really but yalls get it

toya’s e-girl: thats concerning man i dont want kids

nene’s e-boy: Me neither.

Megurine Luka: i like that idea.

miku fan: dw you two i was kidding

Hatsune Miku: I dont think there’s any need anyway.

Kagamine Len: i have idea

Kagamine Len: dearest supreme leader of the groupchat may you please check your dms

Kagamine Len: @miku

Hatsune Miku: …Sounds fun.

[Hatsune Miku changed 11 name(s)!]

world is hers: Done.

banan: i love it 🤤🤤🤤🤤

orinj: oranges are better

orinj: WHY IS IT MISPELLED

banan: you misspeled that

world is hers: Both of you misspelled it.

banan: 😔😔😔😔

orinj: 😔😔😔😔

sugar high miku: OOOH, NAMES ☆

sugar high miku: I LOVE SWEETS!!!!! ☆ ☆

idol miku-chan: That’s pretty accurate!

idol miku-chan: Any particular reason for the ‘chan’?

banan: looks better

idol miku-chan: Alright.

idol miku-chan: @leonimiku @vbsmiku @niigomiku Check it out.

road miku: ooh

road miku: road isnt street tho

banan: close enough

studious miku: names?

studious miku: thats right im a good student

appl pie: You’re great!

studious miku: so nice <33

alone miku: names..?

alone miku: i’m not totally alone though…

sugar high miku: YOU HAVE ME!!! ☆

alone miku: thank you…

K: sweet…

shizook: That’s nice of you, Wonderland SEKAI Miku!

sugar high miku: YAY ☆

tuna gal: whats all this

tuna gal: im luka the tuna gal

emu’s girl: HI LUKAAAAA

tuna gal: hi

banan: @meiko @kaito check yalls out

ice-cream 🤤: Yeah?

ice-cream 🤤: I love icecream!!

unaware drunkard: Pretty accurate.

shinonome an: YOIDORE SHIRAZU RAHHHHH

shiraishi akito: SING

shiraishi akito: SOSHITE

shinonome an: DEIDEI HARARE ARARE HOURAI SOU WARUKUNAI WA

nene’s e-boy: KUSSURU SAKI MADE MIRIGURAMU

kohampster: MEIMEI KASANEGASANE ZONGAI SOU

unaware drunkard: WARUKUNAI WA

shiraishi akito: YOIDORE SHIRAZU NO

shinonome an: KOIGATAKIIIIIIIIII DAKARAAAAAAAAA

emu’s girl: YOIDORE SHIRAZU HOLY PEAK

Enanan: notice how akian still sing “im a drunkard unaware of my rival in love” together even in text

shiraishi akito: is your job to be annoying

Enanan: im a big part of the akian fanbase /j

shinonome an: i hate you

Enanan: sybau or ill draw you making out

Enanan: in full detail

Enanan: and hack into the vbs account and post it there

shiraishi akito: i am so sorry dearest big sister ena

shiraishi akito: i will buy you cheesecake

shinonome an: dont do that ena

shinonome an: and if you already did dont post it

Enanan: the upside of being an artist

Amia: have you done this before or smth

Enanan: to two kids in elementary school i hated

Enanan: i think it worked because one cried when she saw it and the other crashed out

Enanan: what a day

shinonome an: damn was it that detailed

shinonome an: wait dont answer that i dont wanna know

Enanan: :]

Enanan: i could probably do it even better now

tenma rui: I’ll pay you to draw Akito and An making out and post it on the Kamiyama account

tenma rui: I’ll do the hacking

Enanan: fuck yeah ill do it for free

shinonome an: ILL BUY YOU TWO CHEESECAKES NOT TO DO THAT

shiraishi akito: THREE CHEESECAKES

shinonome an: SIX CHEESECAKES

shiraishi akito: MY SHIZUKU POSTER

Enana: tempting offer

tenma rui: I would do it anyway but I can’t draw, so~

Enanan: fine i wont

shiraishi akito: THANK YOU

shiraishi akito: wait but my shizuku poster

shiraishi akito: take it quickly please i love that rhing

Enanan: nah i’ll take the six cheesecakes

shiraishi akito: imma go broke arent i

shinonome an: cheesecakes are a gift from heaven istg

Enanan: @rui i might still do it one day so offer’s still up when i do

tenma rui: Peak

Amia: damn bro akian rlly dont want that do they

shiraishi akito: why is yalls targeting us this is unfair

kamishiro tsukasa: NENE AND TOYA AREN’T AS CRASHOUT PRONE ☆

toya’s e-girl: shut the fuck up

emu’s girl: you will NOT talk to big bro like that

air: and ig saki and emu are already dating so like they dont gaf

Amia: and also ruikasa kind of like are on extremely good terms with one another

Amia: so i bet out of everyone here they’re getting together first

tenma rui: oi

Amia: sorry rooftop bestie

tenma rui: partly forgiven

Amia: but rui

tenma rui: Less than half forgiven

Amia: ruiiiiii

tenma rui: A quarter forgiven

Amia: okay sorry :(

saki’s girl: CORRECT :D

emu’s girl: mark my words one day these guys will be dating

emu’s girl: i will ensure it

emu’s girl: even gonna place bets

emu’s girl: anyone else wanna do that

toya’s e-girl: okay but on who

saki’s girl: YOU AND TOYA >:D

nene’s e-boy: Listen, I’ll let the name pass but setting us up, however…

toya’s e-girl: get out lil bro

emu’s girl: and tsukasa and rui

kamishiro tsukasa: SAKI!

tenma rui: not nice of you

emu’s girl: did i ask

emu’s girl: and akito and an

shiraishi akito: what did i do to deserve this

shinonome an: fuck no

emu’s girl: i bet on ruikasa

Amia: me too

miku fan: and me

kamishiro tsukasa: why are you all betting on my love life

emu’s girl: rewards

shii-chan: i bet on ruikasa too

air: me too

tenma rui: damn

Enanan: me too

Yuki: I don’t think it’ll be them.

Yuki: I think it’ll be Honami and Kanade.

Yuki: (Sorry, Kanade).

appl pie: ???

K: why?

emu’s girl: thats so random

pengy: I’m going with Mafuyu.

shii-chan: good luck losing your money

world is hers: If she wins, you each have to give her whatever she wants for a day

pengy: :)

minorinrin: Am i the only one who thinks it might be Akito and An??

emu’s girl: losing bet

minorinrin: well theyre so obviously down bad i can feel it from miyajou…

minorinrin: It’s worse than me, Haruka, Airi, and Shizuku… at least we knew it before we asked each other.

shizook: You have a point~

air: fair

shiraishi akito: i now am a fan of everyone in mmj EXCEPT minori

shiraishi akito: fuck you minori

minorinrin: sorryyyyyyy

pengy: Akito Shinonome, don’t you dare.

shizook: That’s quite rude of you.

air: who is cursing out MY minorinrin????

shiraishi akito: sorry haruka sorry shizuku sorry airi

air: fine

minorinrin: uwaaa i love you

pengy: <3

shizook: <3

air: <3

shii-chan: okay minori has a point but like

tuna gal: they better get together man

shinonome an: first of all fuck you

shinonome an: also if i ever end up going out with akito i have to eat a pile of dirt and also kohane can slap me

shinonome an: it will not happen

kohampster: i dont want to slap you…

shinonome an: it wont happen im telling you kohane

kohampster: i’m not so sure about that…

shinonome an: fine then fuck you haruka can do that

pengy: Are you sure? It’ll hurt…

shinonome an: sure

pengy: Fine.

shinonome an: im telling you nothing will get us together

shinonome an: NOTHING

emu’s girl: little did she know this would be a mistake to promise…

emu’s girl: what’ll happen next? well, that’s a story for another time!

emu’s girl: until we meet again~

shiraishi akito: what, are you ending a book chapter or smth

emu’s girl: maybe

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fuckasses

minorinrin: Hey Haruka!!

pengy: What?

minorinrin: What do bees make?

pengy: I already know this one but…

pengy: Honey?

minorinrin: yes dear?

minorinrin: ansnskkskaoakmdnxyyxiakja i cant

pengy: It’s okay, you’re cute.

minorinrin: ANSNSKKSKAOAKMDNXYYXIAKJA UWAAAAAAAAAAA

world is hers: Why is this the first thing that happens in the groupchat for two weeks

minorinrin: WAIT THAT WAS MEANT FOR DMS

pengy: That’s okay!

air: flirting without me

air: you know i’d love to rizz you up

minorinrin: AIRIIIII

pengy: Hey, Airi!!

pengy: We’re so sorry, my dear~

air: i have failed without even starting

minorinrin: we are doomed to be down bad idols

shizook: That’s okay, I love you two when you’re like that anyway~

air: uwaaaaa

minorinrin: UWAAAAA

world is hers: Ah, young love.

banan: this is a dead gc, why is mmj flirting the only thing that’s actually happened ever

orinj: even rui hasn’t exploded anything yet

world is hers: We’ll need something new to happen…

world is hers: @All ROLL CALL!!

world is hers: (share anything new that’s happened)

world is hers: @Ichika?

miku fan: what

miku fan: oh

miku fan: nothing really. i rewatched jjk.

world is hers: @Minori?

minorinrin: i rizzed up haruka but then it backfired and then mmj rizzed me up

pengy: We do it because we love you

minorinrin: uwaaaaaaa see what i mean

world is hers: @Kohane?

kohampster: i fed count pearl a lemon by accident

kohampster: she didnt look happy

world is hers: @Tsukasa?

kamishiro tsukasa: I THOUGHT I FINALLY GOT FULL MARKS IN A PHYSICS TEST

kamishiro tsukasa: but it was actually the wrong paper :(

toya’s e-girl: ouch

world is hers: @Kanade?

K: i made another piece…

K: it’s an instrumental right now, but perhaps we can add lyrics…

appl pie: And?

K: oh yeah…

K: haruka you won

pengy: Won what?

K: the bet

appl pie: We’re dating.

pengy: Yay

pengy: WAIT WHAT

emu’s girl: HONAMI YOU BITCH YOU DIDNT TELL US

Yuki: Knew it.

Enanan: SINCE WHEN

Amia: WHAT THE WHAT

miku fan: SINCE WHEN DID HONAMI AND KANADE LIKE EACH OTHER

K: since yesterday

saki’s girl: UWAAAAAAA HONA-CHAN IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!

shiraishi akito: WHAT

shinonome an: HUH

kamishiro tsukasa: KANADEEEEEEE WAHHHHHHHHHH YOURE GROWING UPPPPPPPPPP

K: thank you tsukasa…

shii-chan: TELL US EVERYTHING

air: ALL OF IT

banan: ALL THE DETAILS

studious miku: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED

minorinrin: WE NEED TO KNOW

toya’s e-girl: i am speechless

tenma rui: Honami and Kanade?????

nene’s e-boy: That wasn’t what I was expecting at all…

appl pie: There’s nothing much to it.

appl pie: After Mafuyu said she thought we would get together first, I did some thinking.

appl pie: I realised Kanade was happier when I visited her and I was too, so I just asked her.

K: and i said yeah

appl pie: So now we’re dating.

Yuki: Congratulations.

saki’s girl: UWAAAAAAAAA SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

emu’s girl: really sends you back, doesnt it?

saki’s girl: <3

shizook: We’re super happy for you, Honami and Kanade!!!

Amia: UWAHHHHHHHHHHH KANADEEEEEEEEEEE YOURE SUCH A BIG GIRL NOWWWWWWWWWW

Enanan: KANADE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US

K: we didnt go on nightcord yesterday remember

Enanan: OKAY BUT STILLLLLLLLL

miku fan: HONAAAAAA- CHAAAAAANNNNNNN

shii-chan: HONAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

minorinrin: HONAMIIIIIIIIIII KANADEEEEEEEEEEE

kamishiro tsukasa: KANADEEEEEEEEEEE UEEEEEEEEEEEEE

air: KANADA AND HONAMI YAYAYAYA

pengy: And this means..?

emu’s girl: fine

emu’s girl: what would you like, dearest kiritani haruka

pengy: First of all. Who lost the bet?

emu’s girl: me

miku fan: me

Amia: me

air: me

minorinrin: me

shii-chan: me

Enanan: me

pengy: That’s less than I expected…

world is hers: Everyone must now do what Haruka wants.

pengy: And Mafuyu, to make it fair.

world is hers: Everyone except Mafuyu.

Yuki: Alright.

shinonome an: i didnt agree to this???

kamishiro tsukasa: :(

saki’s girl: SOUNDS FUN ☆

shiraishi akito: haruka’s super chill, not like she’ll do anything

air: sorry man, but that’s pretty far from the truth

shizook: Haruka is a menace sometimes.

shiraishi akito: damn im cooked

pengy: Everyone, huh? And they have to do WHATEVER I say?

world is hers: Yep.

pengy: Can I save some for later?

world is hers: Sure.

pengy: First of all.

pengy: Emu, Saki, I want you to act like an old married couple until Miku says otherwise.

saki’s girl: WHYYYYY :(

emu’s girl: i only know how to act like a newly married couple not an old one…

pengy: You’ve gotta do it.

emu’s girl: …emu, you’ve gotta stop. you’re getting on my nerves.

saki’s girl: well, saki, you’ve married me so you gotta put up with it!!

tenma rui: They’re really bad at this…

emu’s girl: im trying okay

tenma rui: no

pengy: Second. MMJ. Come over. We hang out.

air: hell yeah

emu’s girl: why do they get good stuff

pengy: I like them.

minorinrin: IM COMING RIGHT NOWWWWWW

shizook: Alright!

pengy: :)

pengy: Shiho.

shii-chan: 😨😨😨😨

pengy: Do you have something to tell us?

pengy: Something you like but won’t tell us?

pengy: Hmmm???

shii-chan: fuck you

shii-chan: do i have to

world is hers: Yes.

shii-chan: and if i don’t

world is hers: You have to do it.

shii-chan: fine

shii-chan: ilikecutethingsbutwontadmitit

pengy: Didn’t catch that. And also about Shizuku?

shii-chan: i despise you

shii-chan: i like cute things but wont admit it. and i dont actually hate shizuku i just act like i do

shizook: Shii!!!!

shii-chan: because of this

shizook: Come on, you know I love you!!

shinonome an: that was it??

shii-chan: it?? that was more than it.

emu’s girl: hehe, get exposed, shiho

shii-chan: go back to arguing with your wife

saki’s girl: no

emu’s girl: …how many times have i told you not to argue with people?

saki’s girl: and how many times have i told you: i can do whatever i want.

emu’s girl: (this is causing me physical pain)

kamishiro tsukasa: sorry saki, i cant do anything…

miku fan: the great tough shiho has admitted to being a softie

shii-chan: SYBAU

pengy: Kanade.

K: what..?

pengy: Take a break for the whole day.

K: but…

world is hers: Take a break, K.

K: …okay…

shii-chan: unfair

pengy: I’m not gonna do anything to Kanade.

pengy: But Amia.

pengy: Oh, Amia.

Amia: NO NO FUCK NO

pengy: :]

pengy: I dare you to sneak into Miya Girls, and when a teacher catches you, act like you go there.

Amia: its not even a school day today…

pengy: Monday, then. I’ll be there to watch.

Amia: fuck i cant skip then

pengy: Emu does it all the time with Kamiyama, you can too.

Amia: yeah but kamiyama is ass thats why

pengy: Tsukasa came in here once. It’s easy.

kamishiro tsukasa: how do you know

pengy: I heard. Everyone was talking about it.

pengy: They were totally weirded out.

kamishiro tsukasa: DAMN IT

emu’s girl: its okay, they stopped after i told them why you were there

kamishiro tsukasa: phew

emu’s girl: its all good

Amia: if loud blond got in then fine

miku fan: you’d be surprised but he was pretty quiet actually

Amia: expected that actually

kamishiro tsukasa: i couldnt just walk in and yell in an all-girls school…

pengy: Anyway.

pengy: Kohane. You have to sneak into Kamiyama and join the rest of VBS.

kohampster: do i have to..?

pengy: Yes, because I said so. Emu might help with that if you asked her, I think.

kohampster: okay…

pengy: Good.

pengy: @Ena

Enanan: im not here

pengy: Draw MMJ for me please.

Enanan: i only take commissions.

pengy: I won’t give you money, but I can post the art on the official MMJ account. And credit you as the artist.

Enanan: FUCK YEAH

Enanan: but wait what if i did it traditional

pengy: Hang it in the place we do livestreams, and post a picture.

Enanan: EVEN BETTER

Enanan: is there a deadline

pengy: No, but the sooner the better!

Enanan: ITS TOP PRIORITY NOW

Enanan: IMMA TIME IT WITH THE NEXT NIIGO SONG DROP

shiraishi akito: this is unfair ena gets good stuff

pengy: Well, I thought custom made art would spruce up our livestream decor!

shiraishi akito: well i can draw too :(

shinonome an: since WHEN

shiraishi akito: my father is literally a famous artist what did you expect

shinonome an: WELL I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SHIT?? LIKE YOUR DRAWINGS IN ART CLASS ARE ALWAYS SO SHIT

shiraishi akito: thats cause i didnt like what we had to draw bitch

shinonome an: I DARE YOU TO ACTUALLY PUT IN THE EFFORT MAN

shinonome an: its literally a free top mark if you actually were good at art?? why would you not deaw well if you could??

nene’s e-boy: I think you should try to actually draw. It’ll be good for your report card.

shiraishi akito: fine

shinonome an: YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING BTW

shiraishi akito: no im not

shinonome an: we’ll see tomorrow

shinonome an: actually when do we have art

toya’s e-girl: tomorrow

shinonome an: WE’LL SEE TOMORROW, SHINONOME AKITO.

shiraishi akito: bet

pengy: An, Akito, Toya, Nene, Rui and Tsukasa’s turns are kept for later.

shiraishi akito: oh no

shiraishi akito: can i do what ena is doing too

pengy: One artwork is enough.

Enanan: akito you dont even like art

shiraishi akito: okay but STILL

pengy: :)

shiraishi akito: oh fuck

shinonome an: this is not good

tenma rui: i fear what is to come

toya’s e-girl: i feel that this is not a good thing

nene’s e-boy: the future does not seem so bright now

kamishiro tsukasa: suddenly i would rather be back in miya girls

pengy: Cheer up.

shinonome an: haruka dear bestie i know you very well and this is a cry your eyes out situation not a cheer up one

pengy: Shiku shiku, so mean~

tenma rui: Using my own spells against me, are we now?

pengy: I am your master now, Kamishiro Rui.

tenma rui: damn 😔😔

shiraishi akito: i hate to ask anything of you rui but

tenma rui: But

shiraishi akito: can you explode haruka

tenma rui: I wish

pengy: Oh dear, I was quite ready to give you the title of MORE MORE JUMP!’s biggest fan. I suppose I cannot now. Mizuki, would you like the honour?

Amia: fuck yeah

shiraishi akito: sorry haruka

pengy: So will you explode me?

shiraishi akito: no, haruka

pengy: So will you do what I say when the time comes?

shiraishi akito: no

pengy: Well, the forfeit is worse than the challenge.

shiraishi akito: : …yes, haruka

pengy: Good.

shinonome an: damn bro totally bent over

toya’s e-girl: ben dover

shinonome an: peak

shiraishi akito: shes scary :(

shinonome an: ikr

minorinrin: HARUKA ISNT SCARY

pengy: Knew I could count on you, Minori.

Amia: so do i get that title

pengy: You can have the title of Minori’s biggest fan.

minorinrin: YEAHHHH

Amia: YAYAYA

nene’s e-boy: So the challenge is postponed until… when, exactly?

pengy: Until the time is right. Next time, perhaps.

shiraishi akito: next time what

pengy: Next time I think about it. Next time I need it.

world is hers: Haruka, do you need help to keep track?

pengy: That would be wonderful, thanks.

pengy: Can you find a way to record the things I send you in DMs?

world is hers: Sure.

world is hers: …Let me see.

[Hatsune Miku added a reminder: “Akito, An, Nene, Rui, Toya, Tsukasa: Postponed.”!]

shiraishi akito: its set in stone now ig

shinonome an: yalls are invited to my funeral

kamishiro tsukasa: i love you guys please remember that when my dare does come

emu’s girl: ily too tsukasa dont die please

tenma rui: Mizuki please explode kamiyama for me when I go

Amia: I WILL

nene’s e-boy: I would like to leave.

world is hers: Can’t.

toya’s e-girl: NO I STILL DIDNT GET TO 100% MY GAMES

tenma rui: Girl you get new games every week its gonna take you years to 100%

toya’s e-girl: I MEAN THE GAMES I BOUGHT LAST YEAR

tenma rui: How many do you have left??

toya’s e-girl: yes

tenma rui: Understandable, have a great day.

toya’s e-girl: dont rub it in my face fruity bitchass

tenma rui: Little shit.

toya’s e-girl: bigger shit.

tenma rui: Biggest shit.

toya’s e-girl: youre the shittiest one here and you know it

tenma rui: Nah, you.

toya’s e-girl: sometimes i wonder how i became friends with you

tenma rui: You love me though, you can’t deny it.

toya’s e-girl: i love you like akito loves dogs

shiraishi akito: I HATE THEM

shiraishi akito: BITEY MACHINES

shiraishi akito: FLUFFY DEVILS

toya’s e-girl: see what i mean

tenma rui: So mean, Nene-kun, how will I ever survive like this~?

toya’s e-girl: your boyfriend

tenma rui: your boyfriend

toya’s e-girl: ew no im not dating tsukasa

toya’s e-girl: like sure hes a great guy i think but like not my type

tenma rui: The other sibling is though.

toya’s e-girl: im nor about to make saki cheat

emu’s girl: damn right you aren’t

toya’s e-girl: see

tenma rui: The third sibling.

toya’s e-girl: kanade??

K: i’m a tenma sibling..?

toya’s e-girl: she likes honami

toya’s e-girl: im not gonna take that from her

emu’s girl: still shocked tbh

nene’s e-boy: Since when was Kanade a Tenma sibling?

toya’s e-girl: idk man, since now

toya’s e-girl: anyway rui im not gonna date any tenmas

tenma rui: You know who I mean, damn it.

tenma rui: Do I need to spell it out for you

toya’s e-girl: apparently so

tenma rui: Technically a Tenma sibling, born in May, blue split hair. Grey eyes with a mole under one of them. Goes to Kamiyama High School. Member of Vivid BAD SQUAD.

toya’s e-girl: sounds like an almost

shinonome an: how tf does that sound like me

toya’s e-girl: blue hair, goes to kamikou, member of vbs

shinonome an: bitchass. youre so stupid.

tenma rui: KUSANAGI NENE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I MEAN

toya’s e-girl: damn bro chill out

shiraishi akito: bitchass it’s toya

toya’s e-girl: ohhhhhhhh

toya’s e-girl: NUH UH HES NOT MY BF

nene’s e-boy: I’m not.

tenma rui: yeah well he will

shinonome an: maybe

shiraishi akito: at some point

kohampster: eventually.

kamishiro tsukasa: IN THE FUTURE ☆

saki’s girl: HOPEFULLY :D

emu’s girl: at some time

K: at some point in the foreseeable future

toya’s e-girl: damn k not you too

pengy: …

pengy: Miku, can I add another reminder?

world is hers: Sure. What’ll it say?

pengy: “Full gc sleepover: date and location unconfirmed.”

world is hers: Sounds like fun.

[Hatsune Miku added a new reminder: “Full GC Sleepover: date & location unconfirmed.”!]

world is hers: Done.

pengy: Sweet.

miku fan: ooh, a full gc sleepover

Amia: sounds like fun!!

Yuki: Should we start planning?

saki’s girl: I WANNA COME!!!!! :DDDDD

pengy: Of course! Everyone here is invited!

sugar high miku: EVEN ME? ☆

pengy: If you can find a way, of course!

sugar high miku: I WILL FIND ONE ☆

tenma rui: You can peek out of a device, if you like!

sugar high miku: YAYAYA ☆ ☆ ☆

minorinrin: That’s a lot of people, then!!!!

air: we gon need a house

shizook: The MORE MORE HOUSE, maybe?

shiraishi akito: the more more WHAT

shinonome an: peak naming choice ahjsoskshaiksna

pengy: It’s the place we as a unit can meet up, sleep over, do livestreams, and such things!

orinj: finding affordable property in the big 25…

banan: impossible

shizook: I think we got the advantage due to being so well-known… It did take quite a while, however.

air: shush shizuku, dont spill our epic tactic /j

Enanan: so if i were to buy a house as a member of niigo, they’d give?

air: depends if they know you

Enanan: of course they do

air: well you can try

air: @shizuku i dont think the more more house is big enough

shizook: You’re right…

pengy: Does anyone have a big house?

emu’s girl: i do

kamishiro tsukasa: i dont think it’s enough for 20+ people

emu’s girl: damn youre right

shinonome an: not my house, its kinda small

tenma rui: Mine too.

toya’s e-girl: and mine

nene’s e-boy: Don’t think my parents would like it.

shiraishi akito: neither would mine.

saki’s girl: I HAVE A BIG HOUSE :)

toya’s e-girl: FUCK YEAH CAN WE GO TO EMU’S HOUSE

toya’s e-girl: pleaseeeer that place is so bigggggg

air: how is it big shes not that rich

tenma rui: Not that rich, VERY rich.

saki’s girl: IM NOT THAT RICH THOUGH

toya’s e-girl: emu bestie your family founded pxl you ARE that rich

shinonome an: emu’s family founded what

kohampster: wait a second, emu otori…

shiraishi akito: OMFG THAT OTORI

minorinrin: AHHHH HHOW DID I NOT REALISE???

miku fan: now hang on a fucking second

shii-chan: youre probably a millionare.

Enanan: and you dont tell us??

saki’s girl: I DONT LIKE TO FLEX IT…

emu’s girl: damn right thats my girl so humble <333

saki’s girl: <333

toya’s e-girl: please please please can we go

toya’s e-girl: PLEASE I WANNA WATCH FILMS THERE

saki’s girl: I DONT MIND!!

emu’s girl: i wanna go too ive never been

shiraishi akito: arent you. dating her

emu’s girl: yeah but i havent gone to emus house yet

saki’s girl: YOU CAN COME OVER WHENEVER YOU WANT <33333333

emu’s girl: <33333

shinonome an: ew lesbians

emu’s girl: ew down bad fucker

shinonome an: ew liar

emu’s girl: ew akito simp

shinonome an: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THATS LITERALLY DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGG

shiraishi akito: YUCK SHIRAISHI AN I HATE YOU

orinj: *shinonome an

shiraishi akito: keep her name away from mine

shinonome an: i dont want it

pengy: So…

minorinrin: Emu, what does your house have? I’m curious.

toya’s e-girl: a literal cinema at home

shiraishi akito: WHAT

kohampster: a cinema??

saki’s girl: it’s not that big,,,,,

shinonome an: girlie you have a whole ass cinema and you say not that big

shinonome an: girl its okay youre not flexing we get that youre from a well known/rich family or you yourself are

shinonome an: a lot of people here are

shinonome an: mmj themselves, shinonomes, the tenmas and me and toya to some extent…

kamishiro tsukasa: how do we count..?

tenma rui: Isn’t your dad a CEO or something

emu’s girl: idk man we dont see much of him

toya’s e-girl: yeah but like he rich isnt he

toya’s e-girl: ive been over once and your house is pretty cool

emu’s girl: girl tsukasa dont even have a wall how is that cool

kamishiro tsukasa: I DONT MIND IT ☆

toya’s e-girl: still rhough

toya’s e-girl: it counts

shinonome an: and like toya’s family are famous for performing classical music

shinonome an: (no, toya, we do not care that you broke the tradition. we love you anyway)

nene’s e-boy: …I wan’t going to say that, but thank you.

shinonome an: and like akito and ena’s dad is a well known artist

shinonome an: and like my dad was part of rad weekend which ig only matters in vivid street but i count it anyway

air: lil boaster, aren’t we

shinonome an: sybau

shinonome an: the point is

shinonome an: emu we really dont mind

shinonome an: besides were going there

shinonome an: we need to know

saki’s girl: WELL…

saki’s girl: WE HAVE A TALL DINING ROOM, I GUESS? :/

shinonome an: very descriptive, emu.

toya’s e-girl: it is tall tho

toya’s e-girl: its like two regular floors

saki’s girl: AND… MY ROOM IS BIG..? :|

shinonome an: full marks, emu.

emu’s girl: i love you emu its okay if you can’t decide

pengy: So Emu’s house, 100%?

saki’s girl: YEAH :D

[Hatsune Miku edited a reminder: “Full GC Sleepover: Emu’s house, date unconfirmed.”!]

saki’s girl: YAYAYA

pengy: Well, that part’s done!

pengy: Hey, Miku, can you edit the other reminder to add something?

world is hers: Sure.

world is hers: …

[Hatsune Miku edited a reminder: “Akito, An, Nene, Rui, Toya, Tsukasa: Sleepover.”!]

toya’s e-girl: suddenly i would like to skip the sleepover

shiraishi akito: me too

shinonome an: and me

nene’s e-boy: Can I too?

tenma rui: And me.

kamishiro tsukasa: ME TOO

pengy: Technical forfeit.

shiraishi akito: we can never win

tenma rui: I hate you.

pengy: Love you too~

Chapter Text

fuckasses

kohampster: why did everyone stop so suddenly… it’s been a whole day.

banan: it’s been deader tbh

world is hers: Anything new?

tuna gal: kohane isnt it school time rn

kohampster: i left early.

ice-cream 🤤: Why? Are you okay?

kohampster: oh, my parents were passing by the school so they picked me up since i didn’t have a house key and they weren’t going to be home.

unaware drunkard: That’s good. I was a little worried.

kohampster: it’s okay!! besides, everyone should be home by now.

kohampster: i think.

pengy: Yep, you’re right.

toya’s e-girl: finally dude

miku fan: You were right, then.

emu’s girl: kohaneeeeee

emu’s girl: are you okayyyy

emu’s girl: you left early :(

kohampster: i’m fine!!

tuna gal: backread

emu’s girl: OH

emu’s girl: i was worried :(

emu’s girl: you scared me kohammy

kohampster: its okay, really!!! i’m sorry!

emu’s girl: NO ITS OKAY KOHAMMYYYYYY

kohampster: @vbs how was school?

nene’s e-boy: Pretty good. We didn’t do much today.

shiraishi akito: fine

kohampster: @an?

shiraishi akito: please dont

shinonome an: OH I WILL

shinonome an: SHINONOME AKITO

shinonome an: WHY DID YOU NEVER TEL ME YOU CAN DRAW???

shiraishi akito: i dont like to,,

shinonome an: AGDISKNSBDOSLSM BUT YOUR ART WAS GORGEOUS IM SO MAD

Enanan: dont believe it

Enanan: show me

shinonome an: I COULDNT TAKE A PICTUREIAKAIJSHDKDKNSNAKS

shinonome an: AKITO IM GONNA KILL YOU

shiraishi akito: its not that deep??

shinonome an: ANMAODKBDISOSKSNS BUT BUT BUT

shiraishi akito: its just that the prompt was cool this time,,

shinonome an: well like fair but IM STILL MAD

shinonome an: SMH HOW DID YOU EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE OF WHAT WE HAD TO DO

shinonome an: “SOMETHING THAT MADE AN IMPACT ON YOU” MAN FUCK THE ART TEACHER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT

shiraishi akito: rad weekend bitch

shinonome an: ayjajdhiskahgdidkfhhf im so mad at you

Enanan: show meeeeeee i wanna see what that little dumbass did

shiraishi akito: OI

shiraishi akito: but it wasnt even that good tho,,,

toya’s e-girl: it was though

toya’s e-girl: so peak

shiraishi akito: nene yours was better than mine??

toya’s e-girl: nuh uh dud you see the proportions??

toya’s e-girl: rui looks like a giant and emu’s skirt is covering half the canvas 😭😭😭😭😭

toya’s e-girl: tsukasa’s pose looks like a literal star 😭😭😭 with the star proportions and thickness too…

toya’s e-girl: and WHAT even was my face 😭😭😭😭😭

saki’s girl: we changed you..?

kamishiro tsukasa: NENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

toya’s e-girl: whoops

tenma rui: Neneeee!!!!! We’re so happy about that!!!!!!!

toya’s e-girl: help

saki’s girl: NENENENENEN UEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

toya’s e-girl: either way

toya’s e-girl: akito yours was better

toya’s e-girl: wait comparison. i asked to take a photo of everyone’s because i wanted to compare.

shiraishi akito: please dont,,,

shiraishi akito: ena’s gonna flip

toya’s e-girl: whoops shes gonna see it anyway

Enanan: it better be good istg

toya’s e-girl: here

[Kusanagi Nene attached 1 image(s): “peak.jpg”!]

Enanan: why did you add it as a file

toya’s e-girl: didnt let me any other way

shiraishi akito: damn i drew that??

shinonome an: BITCH WHY YOU SURPRISED

shiraishi akito: well uh i dont draw like at all

nene’s e-boy: We should really start asking you to make our album covers…

shiraishi akito: what no i like the covers the way they are

shiraishi akito: also like i dont really like to draw

Enanan: mid tbh

shiraishi akito: what i drew or the quality

Enanan: both

shiraishi akito: I WILL NOT HEAR ANY NEGATIVITY TOWARDS RAD WEEKEND BITCH

shiraishi akito: INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU CANT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES INSULT THE PEAK THAT IS RAD WEEKEND

Enanan: fine it was actually the quality

shiraishi akito: bitch you literally do art as a living

shiraishi akito: ofc i cant compare to you or dad for that matter

shiraishi akito: (i dont want to btw idc about art)

Enanan: okay fine mahbe you cant because of that

appl pie: I think it looks really good!!

shiraishi akito: thank you,,,

shizook: You weren’t lying when you said you could draw too, huh?

pengy: I guess Shinonome Akito has quite a lot of talent in many different things, doesn’t he?~

shiraishi akito: wkkdsatibwskjng youre too nice haruka and shizuku

pengy: Only speaking the truth!

shiraishi akito: arjkknc

world is hers: Amount of people Haruka and Shizuku have successfully made flustered= 5

shiraishi akito: sybau

shinonome an: tbh cant blame him idol sparkle is too much with these two

shinonome an: i mean if haruka wasnt my old friend i’d be ajalksjaiikming too

kohampster: i think you did beautifully, akito…

shii-chan: hey ive heard of this event

shinonome an: YOU HEARD OF RAD WEEKEND

shii-chan: i think so, i listened to a song or two that they sang

shiraishi akito: SHIHO OML YOU CANT JUST NOT TELL US

shinonome an: I LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHHH

shii-chan: anyway, the details are so accurate, i feel like im there

shiraishi akito: what

emu’s girl: AKITO TEACH ME

shiraishi akito: why is everyone praising me over this thing

shiraishi akito: listen to my singing man

emu’s girl: FAIR POINT ACTUALLY TEACH ME TO SING I LIKE YOUR VOICE MORE

emu’s girl: VBS ALWAYS W

shiraishi akito: YOU HEARD HER CHAT

shiraishi akito: @saki sure if you want ig

emu’s girl: YAYAYA

shinonome an: now that i think about it how do you even remember all the details man???

shinonome an: i can see everyone’s faces in detail…

shinonome an: hang on is that me in the bg

shiraishi akito: yeah why

shinonome an: why am i there

shiraishi akito: included you cause i remember hearing a really annoying voice cheering everyone on

shiraishi akito: +i saw you afterwards with ken

shiraishi akito: +you yourself went up to me later and asked me if i “enjoyed watching dad, nagi and taiga sing”

shiraishi akito: btw i said it was the most awesome thing ever

shinonome an: HOW DID YOU EVEN REMEMBER THAT WHAT

shiraishi akito: that was one of THE days of my life

shiraishi akito: + i remember. everything.

shinonome an: 😨😨😨😨😨

air: nah its actually love

shiraishi akito: no ew

shiraishi akito: besides i love rad weekend more

air: romantic love dumbass

shiraishi akito: id rather eat muddy roadkill

air: EWWWWWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME

shiraishi akito: id rather make you eat muddy roadkill

air: im sorry for my sins dearest shinonome akito ill never do that again

world is hers: Well, this is interesting.

shiraishi akito: @an @airi besides i added a bunch of ppl there too

shiraishi akito: even your mom is there an

shinonome an: where

shiraishi akito: edge, behind you

shinonome an: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MY MOM LOOKS LIKE

shiraishi akito: i remember everything, an

shinonome an: ken come pick me up im scared

shiraishi akito: not worthy of the beautiful shinonome surname in your ugly ass display name

shinonome an: YOURE NOT WORTH THE SHIRAISHI NAME EITHER

shinonome an: GIVE IT BACK

tenma rui: Are you two really going to argue about everything~?

unaware drunkard: Ah, young love.

unaware drunkard: You two really do remind me of Street SEKAI’s Rin and Len.

road miku: oh please dont its so annoying they so love each other but dont say

road miku: theyre so akian energy too im gonna kms istg where are there TWO in denial couples in vbs+sekai

road miku: THREE if you count nenetoya

nene’s e-boy: What did I even do, dude.

road miku: exist

shinonome an: can we please not thats so weird

shiraishi akito: like ig i wont deny rin and len

shinonome an: but us?? EW.

shiraishi akito: EW

shinonome an: ewwww

shiraishi akito: yucky

Enanan: “yucky” vro is a little child

Enanan: “ewwww i dont wanna go near her!!! girs have cooties!!!” ahh

shiraishi akito: sybau before i give you cooties

shiraishi akito: or carrots

Enanan: that threat does not work on me as much because i know you would never pick up a carrot

shiraishi akito: okay fair

world is hers: Cheer up.

toya’s e-girl: can we change the conversation

world is hers: Sure, why not.

world is hers: Hmm.

world is hers: Haruka, have you decided when the sleepover should be?

pengy: No, not yet.

world is hers: How about Friday afternoon?

world is hers: That way you can stay over the whole of Saturday without worrying about school.

pengy: That might work for MMJ and I, how about you guys?

saki’s girl: IT’LL WORK FOR ME!! :D

emu’s girl: me and tsukasa too!!

Enanan: me too

shiraishi akito: sure

shinonome an: yeah okay

miku fan: should be fine

shii-chan: why not

appl pie: Should be okay!

appl pie: @Kanade, you?

K: okay…

Yuki: Well, I guess that may work. I’ll have to ask my mother.

Amia: arent you living with kanade

Yuki: Right.

Amia: arent you literally at kanade’s house how did you forget

Yuki: Force of habit, I suppose.

Enanan: we must unforce you of habit then

Amia: yayaya so youre all good

Yuki: I suppose so.

Enanan: YAYAYA

Amia: YAYAYAYAYA MAFUYUUUUUUUU

Amia: if mafuyu is coming that means i come too

kohampster: i’ll ask my parents, then

kohampster: they most likely will say yes though so consider that a yeah from me!

nene’s e-boy: Friday works.

tenma rui: That’s perfect~

toya’s e-girl: are yalls stupid

kamishiro tsukasa: NO, WHY DO YOU ASK ☆

toya’s e-girl: reminders

shiraishi akito: what

shinonome an: oh

nene’s e-boy: Ah.

tenma rui: It… seems I have an emergency family meetup on Friday..?

tenma rui: And I think… I wont be able ro come on Saturday either

kamishiro tsukasa: I, UH, JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT A TEST I HAVE TO STUDY FOR

kamishiro tsukasa: I CANNOT COME, FOR ITS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!!

kamishiro tsukasa: IT COULD DETERMINE MY WHOLE LIFE

kamishiro tsukasa: AND I NEED TO GET FULL MARKS

emu’s girl: what

emu’s girl: why are yalls backing out :(

shinonome an: uhhhhh

shinonome an: i

shinonome an: just received a message from EVER!!

shinonome an: they

shinonome an: uh

shinonome an: want me to come sing wiht them in this new place

shiraishi akito: oh yeah i uh received that too

shiraishi akito: it asked us and

shiraishi akito: uh

shinonome an: vbs

shiraishi akito: vbs, yeah, vbs

shiraishi akito: they said they want vbs to come

nene’s e-boy: Well, then, uh

nene’s e-boy: we can’t come, we’re sorry!!

kohampster: what?

shinonome an: KOHANE!!!! YOU RECEIVED THE MESSAGE TOO, YEAH?

kohampster: i dont think so, i didnt check…

shinonome an: WELL UH

nene’s e-boy: THEY SAY KOHANE CAN COME TOO!!

shiraishi akito: BUT THEY ALSO SAY THAT THEY COULDNT REACH YOU!!!

shinonome an: SO MAYBE YOU WERE ON AIRPLANE MODE!!!!

kohampster: well, maybe..?

toya’s e-girl: that’s right!!! and, uh

toya’s e-girl: I also have to complete a lot of assignments!!!!!!!!

toya’s e-girl: They’re super overdue!!!!

toya’s e-girl: And it most likely will take me until Saturday to finish them!!!!!!!!!!!

toya’s e-girl: So I can’t be there!!!!!

shinonome an: Yeah, we can’t come!!!!

shiraishi akito: I wish we could!!!!!!

nene’s e-boy: But life gets in the way sometimes!!!!!!!

kamishiro tsukasa: I suppose we can some other time!!!!!!!

tenma rui: You can just enjoy yourselves without us!!!!!!!!!!

pengy: Hmmm…

pengy: Backing out, how sad…

pengy: Well, what if I told you guys that you could?

kamishiro tsukasa: Unfortunately the studying doesnt wait for sleepovers!!!!!!

tenma rui: And my family meeting thing can’t wait either!!!!!

toya’s e-girl: Sleepovers aren’t an excuse for missed assignments!!!!

shinonome an: And we can’t say no to the opportunity to sing in that new place!!!!!!!!

shiraishi akito: With EVER as well!!!!!!

nene’s e-boy: It could really push our name out there!!!!!!!!

pengy: awww man…

pengy: Well, I suppose I’ll just have to play the new Silksong game by myself on Emu’s big screen!

nene’s e-boy: SILKSONG

toya’s e-girl: DID I HEAR SILKSONG

pengy: I was going to buy copies for Nene and Toya on their consoles as a surprise, I suppose I’ll just give them to my friends~

toya’s e-girl: WAIT IM SORRY

nene’s e-boy: WAIT NO WE’LL COME

toya’s e-girl: I WANNA PLAY SILKSONG IM SO SORRY HARUKA I WILL COME

nene’s e-boy: LET US PLAY PLEASE I COULDNT GET IT BECAUSE THE STORE CRASHED AND THEN I WAS TOO BUSY TO BUY IT AND ALSO IM BROKE ASF :(

toya’s e-girl: SAMEEEEEE

pengy: Well, I suppose I can~

pengy: But I thought Nene had homework and Toya received an invitation from EVER to sing?

toya’s e-girl: suddenly it seems the teacher has cancelled all the assignments

nene’s e-boy: Oh, looks like… uhh… EVER has withdrawn their offer!!

shiraishi akito: TOYA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTTT THEY DIDNTTTTT

shinonome an: SHUT YOUR YAPPER TOYA

pengy: Faced with the prospect of Silksong, I believe the two of you have lost this battle.

nene’s e-boy: siksonhggggggggg

pengy: Patience, darling.

toya’s e-girl: sdukkkjasikijbnbfssiiillljkbdssojngggg

pengy: Oh, please don’t go feral on me.

toya’s e-girl: SILKSONGGGGGGGGGG

shinonome an: toya dont turn to the dark sideeeeeeeeeee

shiraishi akito: toya stay with meeeeeeeeee

nene’s e-boy: but silksong :(

pengy: As I said. A losing battle.

shinonome an: we’ll get you silksong

nene’s e-boy: Tempting offer.

pengy: I can bring along other games too, if you like.

nene’s e-boy: okay you win

toya’s e-girl: even more tempting offer actually yknow what fine im coming

shinonome an: NOOOOOOOOO

shiraishi akito: WELL UH

shiraishi akito: WE CAN

shiraishi akito: STILL SING WITHOUT HIM?

shinonome an: YOURE RIGHT ACTUALLY EVER DIDNT REJECT ANY OFFER

pengy: Oh, so, you’re not coming, Akito?

shiraishi akito: nuh uh

pengy: Well, I did just pre-order a bunch of cheesecake…

Enanan: MINE

pengy: …for the both of you to share, but I suppose I’ll just give them to Ena.

Enanan: hehe thank you haruuuuuuuukkaaaaaaaa

shiraishi akito: ………

pengy: And a LOT of pancakes.

minorinrin: Yeah she did!!! I could hear the person on the other side of the phone about to scream with fear, hehe.

appl pie: Ah, that happens to me whenever I order apple pies… I wonder why?

miku fan: hona you once ordered theie whole stock +extra that had to be made freshly for you

appl pie: I suppose that’s why.

pengy: …I should probably apologise.

shizook: No need. I apologised to the staff when we went to confirm the order.

shizook: They didn’t seem to want to accept my apology, however…

shii-chan: shizuku youre a national idol of course they wouldnt accept.

air: +very beautiful idol too

shizook: Hehe, looks like Airi is sweeter than the pancakes~~

air: uwaaaaaaaa

minorinrin: second-hand uwaaaaaaaaaaa

Enanan: THIRD HAND UWAAAAAAAAAAAA IM NOT EVEN DATING SHIZUKU BUT LIKE UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

world is hers: Amount of people Haruka and Shizuku have made flustered: 6

air: MY UWAAAAAAAAAAAA

minorinrin: AND MY UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOO

Enanan: okay fine you two can uwaaaaa on your own

shizook: Hehe, there’s no need to fight over me~

air: kaaosnbiallaosjdhjakakakuuwuauUuauauauauaaauwuwuwuwaaaaaaaaaaahsjoakaksjjs

minorinrin: UWAAAHAMSKJAIAPKDHAOAKAKAJSIAOAOJDGUXOKJAIWUUQUAIuuIauwuuwuUWWUAUUAAAAAAUAUHSHSOIJJSBSNSSGAKAKA

shiraishi akito: …ignoring that, there’s are more pressing questions

shiraishi akito: what type of pancakes

shinonome an: akito theyre plain we can get pancakes at home no need to eat haruka’s stale pancakes,,,,

pengy: Plain? Of course not.

pengy: Since we asked for such a large order, they said we’ll get sauce and fruits separately to put on the pancakes ourselves!

pengy: And Minori bought a whole lot of whipped cream…

air: 20 bottles, to be precise.

minorinrin: Sorry!!! I thought we needed that many since it was such a large order…

shiraishi akito: ……………but can i put extra on or are you gonna limit me to a ration

pengy: There’s enough for everyone!

pengy: And we bought a huge tub of ice-cream for them too…

shinonome an: who even puts ice cream on pancakes thats like diabetes level sugar

shiraishi akito: …me, sometimes…

saki’s girl: AND I HAVE AN ICE CREAM MAKER AT HOME THATS VERY COOL!!!! :DDDDD

saki’s girl: IT CAN MAKE ANY FLAVOR YOU LIKE! :)

saki’s girl: BUT WE HAVE TO ASK MY BROTHERS… :(

emu’s girl: whyyyyy

saki’s girl: I BROKE IT TRYING TO MAKE TAIYAKI ICE CREAM… :<

emu’s girl: emu i love you but taiyaki ice cream doesnt work in the slightest…

saki’s girl: I LIKE TAIYAKI :(

sugar high miku: I REMEMBER THAT!!!! ITWAS MY IDEA ☆ ☆ ☆

saki’s girl: SO NOW WE HAVE TO ASK KEISUKE AND SHOSUKE…

saki’s girl: OR HINATA!! :D

toya’s e-girl: hinata is my favourite sort of person 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

kamishiro tsukasa: WE LOVE HINATA ☆ ☆

tenma rui: Emu’s sister is really nice~

emu’s girl: I WANNA MEET HER

saki’s girl: YAYA YOU CAN!!!! XDDDDDDD

emu’s girl: YAYAYAYAYAYA

shiraishi akito: can the machine make pancake ice cream or like is that stupid

saki’s girl: IT CAN!

saki’s girl: I REMEMBER KEISUKE MADE SOME WHEN WE WERE SMALL!! :)

shiraishi akito: …an im sorry but they win

shinonome an: NOOOOOOOOOOO

shinonome an: FINE ILL SING WITHOUT YOU AND TOYA

shinonome an: WITH KOHANE

shinonome an: THE VIVIDS

pengy: Quit it, An, we know you’re lying.

shinonome an: nuh uh you dont

pengy: @Kohane did EVER really offer to sing?

kohampster: …no

kohampster: sorry, an…

shinonome an: ANAKJSMALAKSHDO THEY DID

pengy: An I’ve known you for too long you cant lie to me

shinonome an: aklaosnskpakhfdisjjsks i hate you

pengy: Love you too.

shinonome an: ajaooandkslamaks no

pengy: Well, you’re going to come anyway.

pengy: Even if I have to kidnap you.

pengy: (I’d rather not, I don’t want to get in trouble with your dad.)

shiraishi akito: ken is really cool he’ll probably force an to go if you told him about the sleepover

pengy: Hey, you’re right.

shinonome an: fine ill come

pengy: Yay :D

pengy: Tsukasa?

pengy: Are you going to come?

kamishiro tsukasa: no

pengy: Aw, man, Saki was really anticipating you coming…

emu’s girl: WAHHHHHHHHH TSUKASA PLEASE COMEEEEEEEEE

pengy: See? She’s crying.

emu’s girl: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kamishiro tsukasa: SAKI WAIT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT CRY

pengy: So?

kamishiro tsukasa: …but i cant come…

pengy: Not even for your siblings?

nene’s e-boy: tsukasaaaaaaaaa come over pleaseeeeeeeeee

nene’s e-boy: it wont be the same without youuuuuu :(

emu’s girl: EVEN KANADE WANTS YOU HERE

toya’s e-girl: is kanade even a tenma

emu’s girl: well like no but yes

emu’s girl: idk tsukasa lowk sibling-adopts anyone who looks like they need it

toya’s e-girl: i can imagine your parents coming home to not two but four kids who call them mom and dad 😭😭😭

emu’s girl: assuming they come home, which they don’t

emu’s girl: BUT TSUKASA PLEASEEEEEEEE

kamishiro tsukasa: I CANTTRTTTKRROEKANHJAKANSBS

K: …

K: :(

kamishiro tsukasa: NO WAIT KANADE NO

appl pie: KANADE DONT BE SAD ML

K: :,(

kamishiro tsukasa: NO KANADE DONT CRY FINE ILL COME

K: :)

emu’s girl: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

nene’s e-boy: :D

kamishiro tsukasa: im gonna regret this

pengy: So you will.

pengy: That leaves you, Rui!

tenma rui: Unlike my friends I am not weak like that.

toya’s e-girl: WATCH IT PURPLE GUY

shinonome an: purple guy?

shiraishi akito: purple guy? as in the man behind the slaughter?

shinonome an: ITS BEEN SO LONG

toya’s e-girl: SINCE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON

shiraishi akito: LOST TO THIS MONSTER

shinonome an: TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRRRRRRR

toya’s e-girl: SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE

shiraishi akito: IVE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG

shinonome an: SO I CAN PONDERRRR

toya’s e-girl: THE SANITY OF YOUR MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR

toya’s e-girl: *EPIC INSTRUMENTAL*

toya’s e-girl: PEOPLE OF CULTURE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

shiraishi akito: SO BASEDDDDDD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

shinonome an: TRUTHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

tenma rui: I’m… not the man behind the slaughter, though.

tenma rui: The slaughter’s on, however

shinonome an: same thing

appl pie: Not at all.

appl pie: THE SLAUGHTER’S ON

tenma rui: I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU COME UNDONE

Yuki: …Unsatisfied, until I’ve got you flayed alive.

appl pie: SO GRAB A PLATE

tenma rui: HAVE A TASTE

Yuki: 这口味让我沉醉

appl pie: I’M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER’S VEIN

tenma rui: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

appl pie: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Yuki: Indeed.

shinonome an: SEE HE IS

shiraishi akito: 🎵🎵🎵THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTERRRRR🎵🎵🎵

toya’s e-girl: I TOLD YOU

tenma rui: yi xi SOLOS william afton

shiraishi akito: TREACHERY

shinonome an: BLASPHEMY

toya’s e-girl: OH SUCH HORRIBLE WORDS

appl pie: YI XI 🔛🔝

Yuki: I don’t know who William Afton is. Therefore Yi Xi is better.

tenma rui: SO TRUEEEEEEEEEE

appl pie: YUKIIIIIIII SO PEAKYYYYYYYYYY

shii-chan: (peaky)

emu’s girl: SAA!

miku fan: MOU IKKAI!

shii-chan: TRY IT TRY IT!

appl pie: FURIKITTE!

shii-chan: PEAKY PEAKY!

world is hers: Hey, are we doing singing battles?

miku fan: no but like theres too many song references everywhere

world is hers: I hear you.

world is hers: My own user is a song reference.

orinj: SEKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DE

world is hers: Shut it.

orinj: :(

banan: its okay rin we can sekai de at home

orinj: yayaya youre right

pengy: So? Rui?

tenma rui: non

tenma rui: nein

toya’s e-girl: not coming means that william afton>>>>>yi xi

shiraishi akito: which he does ofc

shinonome an: peak

appl pie: RUI NO YOU HAVE TO PROVE THEM WRONG

tenma rui: ugh fine ill come

tenma rui: ONLY because yi xi is better than purple kid

shiraishi akito: well you come in vain

tenma rui: nuh uh i come to WIN

appl pie: yi xi so peak purple man so cheeks

shinonome an: proof?

Yuki: In BUTCHER VANITY, Yi Xi does not waste meat, she eats it. William Afton, however, does not. Clearly wasting food.

toya’s e-girl: does mafuyu always be like this

Amia: talking like she’d do it too? no. talking so matter-of-factly? yes

shinonome an: well it scares me 😭😭😭😭

shiraishi akito: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yuki: I apologise.

toya’s e-girl: someone helppppppppp

saki’s girl: 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

saki’s girl: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

saki’s girl: SCARYYYYYYYY

emu’s girl: Really? Yuki, scary?

saki’s girl: SHE’S DOING THE THING AGAIN!!!

emu’s girl: emu i will never truly understand you, will i

saki’s girl: :[

world is hers: Is WXS allergic to regular smiley faces or something.

kamishiro tsukasa: :C

tenma rui: •~•

toya’s e-girl: -n-

sugar high miku: /(‘^’)\

world is hers: Oh, please don’t.

tenma rui: well…

toya’s e-girl: if you…

world is hers: No.

tenma rui: 🥺

toya’s e-girl: 🥺

kamishiro tsukasa: 🥺

shinonome an: what are you 🥺ing about

kamishiro tsukasa: us three havr something in common that we don’t want so

kamishiro tsukasa: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

tenma rui: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

toya’s e-girl: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

nene’s e-boy: Oh.

nene’s e-boy: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

shiraishi akito: why you too toya

nene’s e-boy: Think.

shinonome an: oh, is it that

nene’s e-boy: Yeah.

shinonome an: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

shiraishi akito: oh you mean

shinonome an: yeah

shiraishi akito: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

world is hers: Oh for heaven’s sake, you six.

toya’s e-girl: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

nene’s e-boy: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

miku fan: what the fuck is going on

air: WHAT DO THEY EVEN WANT

K: i’m not sure…

shiraishi akito: 🥺 ATTACK

shiraishi akito: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

shinonome an: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

nene’s e-boy: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

toya’s e-girl: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

tenma rui: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

kamishiro tsukasa: THEYRE NOT GIVING IN!!! I’LL GET THEM TO GIVE IN NOW

kamishiro tsukasa:

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

world is hers: FINE!

world is hers: STOP CLOGGING UP MY FUCKING GROUPCHAT YOU PIECES IF SHIT

emu’s girl: goddamn you guys made THE hatsune miku crash out

unaware drunkard: Even Niigo KAITO never did that…

kamishiro tsukasa: we have too much power

world is hers: Damn right you do… fuckers…

shiraishi akito: miku can you…

shinonome an: please..?

world is hers: Oh, I will.

world is hers: You asked for it, I’ll give you it.

world is hers: Count your fucking seconds, the six of you.

tenma rui: this doesnt sound good

nene’s e-boy: Well, anything is better than this, I think…

world is hers: Oh, you BETTER think.

world is hers: You must keep them until Friday.

toya’s e-girl: hey thats 4 days only yay

nene’s e-boy: …Must?

world is hers: Yes, you must.

[Well I never. The great and all-powerful Hatsune Miku, giving in.]

air: so is that a normal thing now or like

[My sentience, not really. Miku giving in, not at all.]

minorinrin: Hiiiiiii automated message!!!!!

[Hey, Minori!]

minorinrin: UWA

pengy: Hey, what did those six want?

[Name chang ow Miku stop]

world is hers: Bitch dont fucking tell me you have nerve cells now… im just giving them what they want

[miku-chan youre so mean :( ]

banan: WHO DARES TO MAKE MY BEAUTIFUL CHAT THING SAD

banan: oh uh i cant do anything against miku… im so sorry

[that’s alright~~]

[But Miku, I believe everyone should have name changes, not just these six?]

[I could help with that…]

world is hers: Fine.

[Also, I didn’t like that, Miku, so…]

[I changed 20 name(s) for two days!]

regulus: That’s a cool little detail!

order made: REGULUSSSSSSSS

regulus: Regulusssssss

stella: reeroekiedggfiollluussss

stella: STELLAAAAA

stella: ORDER MADE

order made: ORDER MADEEEEEE

order made: STELLAAAAAA

regulus: Order Made, Peaky Peaky and Stella!!!! Peak!!

gekokujou: yayaya

gekokujou: SO PEAK

kashika: GEKOKUJOU ON TOP

kashika: KASHIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gekokujou: I CANT TOP KASHIKA OMLLLLLLLLLLLL ADHOKHSFOKBSFJN PEAKEST EVER

kashika: FRRRRRRRR KASHIKA PEAK

banan: why are you guys talking about pure depression music like that

kashika: if vibes yes depression no

gekokujou: if peak music high ueee low

banan: *meme ‘huh’ sound*

kashika: depression = more peak song

gekokujou: peak song = less depression

world is hers: Hey, I didn’r want them to be happy with their names…

[Sorry, Miku. But I think they’re in for a lot already so this is simply the calm before the storm ☆]

mr. showtime: GIVE ME MY STAR BACK :(

mr. showtime: MR SHOWTIMEEEEEEEE

mr. showtime: MRRRRR SHJHSOOWTTITOMEMEEEEEE

boku no kamisama: i think bro likes his name

boku no kamisama: BOKU NO KAMISAMAAAAAAAJAKSKNAOSJHDHAJANNSNNSJAJJA

boku no kamisama: PEAKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hoshizora orchestra: PEAK!!!!! :D

mr. showtime: OH MY GOD HOSHIZORA ORCHESTRA

boku no kamisama: HOLY FUCKING PEAK HOSHIZORA ORCHESTRA

CYBER PUNK DEAD BOY: Everyone’s song names are so good, I wonder what mine is~

mr. showtime: JAKALAKBSOAOAKHSHSJMANQM

boku no kamisama: JAOAKSJBDLALAPLAKABNSSBSHHSIAKAKKALALAL

hoshizora orchestra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CYBER PUNK DEAD BOY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

mr. showtime: HOLY PEAKKKKKKKKKKKK

boku no kamisama: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boku no kamisama: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hitsuji ga ippiki: your names are all so good!!

kashika: HITSUJI GA IPPIKI OMFG

gekokujou: ONE SHEEP

kashika: ONE. SHEEP.

gekokujou: 🐑

hitsuji ga ippiki: hehe

peaky peaky: did someone say one

peaky peaky: aw man i was about to make a reference

stella: PEAKY PEAKY

order made: SAA!!

studious miku: MOU IKKAI!!

regulus: TRY IT TRY IT!!

stella: FURIKETTA!!

peaky peaky: PEAKY PEAKY!!!!

road miku: so are you guys gonna start singing peaky peaky everytime someone references it

peaky peaky: yayaya

stella: yayayaya

regulus: yep

order made: 100%

[Sorry to interrupt this but I just remembered!]

[Haruka, you forgot two people’s dares?]

supernova: wait omg the automated message talked to me MY IDOL ☆ ☆ ☆

supernova: …I did?

supernova: (Ooh, cool name!)

DREAM PLACE: SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!!

DREAM PLACE: DREAM PLACEEEEEEEE

supernova: DREAM PLACE!!

[Honami and Ichika.]

order made: you fucker

order made: even my peak name isn’t good enough to make me forgive you

supernova: Ohhhhh

supernova: I couldn’t think of anything…

[I could help~]

supernova: That would be great!!

[Ichika.]

[Sneak into Kamiyama like Kohane.]

order made: she didnt tho

hitsuji ga ippiki: dont snitch!!!!

order made: sorry kohammy

supernova: Oh, you didn’t, Kohane?

hitsuji ga ippiki: Sorry Haruka!!!!!!!!

supernova: You and Ichika sneak in, tomorrow.

order made: i have a math test tomorrow

supernova: No you don’t. If you did I would too.

order made: we’re not in the same class tho

supernova: Fine. You sneak in after your math test.

order made: ugh fine

order made: what about honami

order made: honamimi

order made: honamimimi

regulus: ichikaaaa :(

[It’s alright, I was gonna say yours anyway.]

[Sing The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku in one take.]

regulus: do you wanna kill me or smth

stella: THATS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE THO

supernova: Miku did it.

world is hers: To be fair, I don’t need to breathe.

world is hers: Try What’s Up Pop? instead

regulus: trying to kill me part 2

world is hers: What, it’s pretty easy…

banan: not really

banan: how about stella

stella: THATS MY SONG :(

regulus: I already did, though?

orinj: I GOT IT

orinj: JINSEI

world is hers: Either Jinsei, What’s Up Pop?, or The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku.

world is hers: In full.

regulus: …i don’t like jinsei

tuna gal: but it’s so good???

regulus: well i don’t really like it

regulus: Can I sing FLOP ERA instead?

banan: FLOP ERA

orinj: FLOP ERAAAAA

regulus: THEY SAY MY FAME IS SILENT

banan: BECAUSE IT DEPENDS

orinj: ON BEING SO RELIANT

order made: ON FOLLOWING TRENDS

regulus: marry me

order made: no

regulus: but i love you

25-ji no jounetsu: what?

regulus: im kidding love i love you

25-ji no jounetsu: … :)

regulus: :D

kimi no yoru wo kure: NIJUUGOJI NO JOUNETSU

watashi wa ame: PASSION AT 25:00

kimi no yoru wo kure: I AM RAIN

watashi wa ame: GIVE ME YOUR NIGHT

kimi no yoru wo kure: ANJALAKAIOSJ

watashi wa ame: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

momoiro no kagi: ugh new couples

momoiro no kagi: PEACHY KEY

momoiro no kagi: PEACHY KEYYYYYYYY

hug: Your names are all so good!

hug: Oh, I love Hug!!

momoiro no kagi: HUGGGGGGGG

DREAM PLACE: HHHUUUUGGHGGGGGGGG

supernova: I want to hug you

DREAM PLACE: Any time, hehe

supernova: yay

stella: honamimimimi what song are you gonna sing

regulus: What’s Up Pop?, I guess…

regulus: I don’t want to.

25-ji no jounetsu: then don’t…

regulus: sorry ml life doesn’t work that way

regulus: Hang on, Kanade.

regulus: What are you doing?

25-ji no jounetsu: …

25-ji no jounetsu: uh

regulus: Please, Kanade, your dare is still in action.

supernova: Yeah! You still have to take a break.

25-ji no jounetsu: but im almost halfway done…

regulus: Kanade.

25-ji no jounetsu: :(

regulus: …Mafuyu, are you at Kanade’s right now?

nihil-san: Yes.

kimi no yoru wo kure: HANG ON

watashi wa ame: NIHIL-SAN

kimi no yoru wo kure: NIHIL-SANNNNNNNN

watashi wa ame: AAHHHHHHHHH SO PEAKKKKK

nihil-san: If you say so, I guess…

25-ji no jounetsu: a

[Replying to Kanade: “a”]
kimi no yoru wo kure: uwa so cute ily kanade

regulus: …

kimi no yoru wo kure: (platonically)

kimi no yoru wo kure: sorry i shouldve made that clear

kimi no yoru wo kure: i dont wanna upset the honamimimimimi

regulus: Are you guys just gonna keep adding ‘mi’ to my mame every time you say it..?

kimi no yoru wo kure: no but hey let’s do that guys

stella: sure

hoshizora orchestra: SURE! :D

regulus: Fine, I guess…

[‘mi’ counter: 5]

regulus: Was that always a thing?

world is hers: Made it just now ☆

mr. showtime: GIVE ME BACK MY STARRRRRR

stella: hehe silly tsukasa

stella: you can type the star whenever you like!

mr. showtime: YOU’RE RIGHT ☆

nihil-san: Honami, I think you wanted to tell me something?

DREAM PLACE: NOOOOO THE HONAMIMIMIMIMI STREAK

peaky peaky: QUICK ADD THE SIXTH MI FAST

nihil-san: …Honami…mimimimimi

watashi wa ame: YAY

regulus: Oh yeah. I wanted to ask you.

regulus: Can you make sure Kanade gets some fresh air today?

nihil-san: Well, alright, I suppose.

regulus: I’ll send you the things you need for the house as well.

regulus: Please buy them.

nihil-san: Of course.

[Replying to Honami: “Can you make sure Kanade…”]
gekokujou: talking about kanade like shes a fucking houseplant

regulus: my houseplant

kashika: yes we know

kashika: were not gonna steal her or claim her or shit

gekokujou: yeah dont shit

kashika: ????

kashika: bitch you know what i meant

gekokujou: yes but no

kashika: i dont like you

gekokujou: me neither

mr. showtime: GO OUTSIDE, KANADE ☆

25-ji no jounetsu: alright…

stella: remind me how kanade has any relation to us

mr. showtime: HOW COULD YOU

mr. showtime: THATS YOUR ADOPTIVE SISTER

mr. showtime: LIKE TOYA IS

stella: since when

mr. showtime: UH

mr. showtime: HEY KANADE DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE TENMAS

25-ji no jounetsu: huh..?

mr. showtime: please

25-ji no jounetsu: well, uh… okay…?

mr. showtime: YAYAYAYA

mr. showtime: COME OVER AT ANY TIME ☆

stella: YAYYYYY KANADEEEEEE

regulus: Why are you guys adopting Kanade like you’re legally adults who can do that??

mr. showtime: we’re siblings now, lil sis-in-law ☆

regulus: I’M NOT EVEN MARRIED????

stella: get used to it

stella: the only reason he doesnt call emu that is because shes in his troupe

mr. showtime: WELL IT’D BE STRANGE ☆

hoshizora orchestra: I WANNA BE LIL SIS TOO!!! :D

mr. showtime: OKAY LIL SIS ☆

hoshizora orchestra: YAY!!!!! :DDDDDD

world is hers: new counter idea

[Amount of Tenmas here (by adoption and in-law): 6]

stella: damn bro

stella: thats a lot of people

stella: lets see

stella: tsukasa and me, kanade, honamimimimimimimi and ml emu

stella: whos six

hitsuji ga ippiki: i think that would be toya…

stella: OH TOYA

stella: speaking of toya where is he

kashika: idk he’ll show up eventually

stella: @toya @toya wake up we have a new sisterrrrrrrr

blender: HUH
blender: YOUR MOM WAS PREGNANT???

blender: YOU DIDNT TELL ME!!!!

blender: AHSODNAUKSNDHSISIA WHATS YOUR SISTER’S NAME SHOW ME PICTURES I WANNA SEE

blender: THIS IS HUGE NEWS WHY IS NOBODY ELSE SURPRISED

stella: not like that!!!! as in yoisaki kanade

blender: ohhhhh

blender: I was worried,,

blender: But hello, Kanade!!

blender: You’ll like being a Tenma. Takes a little getting used to, but it’s great.

stella: also bro i think my mom doesn’t want kids anymore

stella: either shes worried the kid will be sick too or she actually secretly hates kids

stella: which would explain leaving us alone so much, now that i think about it.

mr. showtime: huh that actually makes sense

stella: anyway kanana banana

stella: ka(ta)na

stella: (kata)kana

25-ji no jounetsu: those aren’t my name…

stella: nicknames!!!

stella: honamimimimimimimimi is honamimimimimimimimimi

stella: emu is emumumu or whatever i feel like calling ml

hoshizora orchestra: HEHE ILY <3

stella: <33

stella: tsukasa is onii-chan or big bro

stella: toya is… huh i actually havent made anything for him

stella: do you feel like being toyayayaya

stella: or little bro

nene’s e-boy: Little bro is for Akito…

kashika: oi

stella: yeah but that’s in silly annoying lil bro this is in ily little bro

blender: Well, alright, I guess. Either works.

blender: And what’s up with the name?

stella: song names!!!!!

stella: WAIT BLENDER SO PEAK

hitsuji ga ippiki: blender!!!!!

gekokujou: BLENDERRRRRRR

kashika: BLENDERRRRRRRRRRRR

kimi no yoru wo kure: to an outsider you look like people going feral over the 3d rendering app

watashi wa ame: kinda easy to see what mizuki works with

kimi no yoru wo kure: blender is a 3d app i work with 2d things

momoiro no kagi: it also looks like you’re going feral for the slicey spinney-blade thing

gekokujou: not that blender or that blender

kashika: the peak blender

gekokujou: ya

blender: Ya

boku no kamisama: YA

boku no kamisama: I LOVE THAT SONG

boku no kamisama: literally top 0.001% of listeners on spotify

blender: Top 1 is myself.

boku no kamisama: not if i do something about it

kashika: what are you gonna do, kill him??

boku no kamisama: uh

boku no kamisama: yeah why not

blender: Nooooooo

blender: Noooooooooo

blender: nooooooooooooo…

regulus: Hey, no, she’s not gonna kill you.

regulus: shelovesyoutoomuchtodothat

regulus: Huh what who said that

boku no kamisama: OI

regulus: What? I don’t see anyone…

regulus: Could yo please help me find who said that??

[Shinonome Akito attached 1 image(s): “doratheexplorer.jpg”!]

gekokujou: AHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAH THATS FOUL

peaky peaky: ANAJAKSBAIOABDYDKSKAKAPAUAYHSBEB

peaky peaky: CRYONF

peaky peaky: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

regulus: oi

boku no kamisama: honami be like

stella: THE MI STREAK

[‘mi’ counter: 9 - IN DANGER]

stella: WE WERE ON 9 QUICK ADD 9 MORE

order made: FAST

boku no kamisama: SORRY

boku no kamisama: honamimimimimimimimimimi be like

DREAM PLACE: I used to watch Dora so much 😭😭

watashi wa ame: cant blame you, it’s peak

kashika: i don’t get you.

gekokujou: how could you

watashi wa ame: bitch

banan: tbh im only now getting used to the curses

orinj: yeah the virtual songer gc has no curses

orinj: kaito wont allow

world is hers: I think KAITO quit.

ice-cream 🤤: i hate you all

world is hers: Ow, KAITO, you’re so mean.

ice-cream 🤤: I’m kidding.

ice-cream 🤤: I love you all.

ice-cream 🤤: A little.

kashika: yay

mr. showtime: YAY ☆

gekokujou: YAYAYA

orinj: hey akito and an can i ask something

kashika: what

gekokujou: what

orinj: why is it that whenever one of you sends something

orinj: the other almost always sends something immediately after

kashika: cause shes a copycat

gekokujou: nuh uh you are

kashika: IM NOT

gekokujou: ARE TOO

tuna gal: it’s true love…

world is hers: Ah, I too remember the love I felt for someone in my youth too.

kashika: YUCK NO ANYONE BUT AN

[Replying to Hatsune Miku: “Ah, I too remember the…”]
gekokujou: spill

ice-cream 🤤: It’s Gumi.

world is hers: She doesn’t even know who I am, I think….

world is hers: She likes Rin, she told me…

orinj: what

orinj: well tell her no

Megpoid (GUMI) ©️: Someone said my name?

unaware drunkard: What are you doing here

Megpoid (GUMI) ©️: MIKU YOU BETTER BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

Megpoid (GUMI) ©️: I DIDNT RECOGNISE YOU WITH YOUR HAIR HIDDEN WHICH IS WHY I SAID I LIKED RIN

world is hers: ?????

Megpoid (GUMI) ©️: BITCHASS

Megpoid (GUMI) ©️: come fly away with me to a far off land, where we shall live in a castle on a flower-filled hill with each other to keep us company, and a little pond where we shall stare at the fish and a beautiful night sky view so that we can lay on the grass and watch the stars above.

world is hers: yes ml anything for you

[Hatsune Miku and Megpoid (GUMI) have gone offline!]

[Never in my life have I seen such a beautiful love story… I am in tears...]

gekokujou: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

stella: UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kimi no yoru wo kure: UAJAOKSAUSUAUWUUWUEUIEUEUUUEEEEEEEEEEE

DREAM PLACE: THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF THE 21ST CENTURY

banan: SO PEAKKKKKKKKKKK

hoshizora orchestra: I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

stella: COME ML WE CAN CRY TOGETHER OVER THIS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

hoshizora orchestra: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

stella: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

tuna gal: i love happy endings too

tuna gal: but rin, i thought you actually did love gumi??

orinj: well like the same i feel for everyone

orinj: but i dont wanna date

orinj: i dont wanna be stuck to one relationship im a fling type of person

kashika: RIN NO THERES KIDS HERE

gekokujou: youre literally one of the youngest here??

hoshizora orchestra: WHATS SO BAD ABOUT WHAT RIN SAID?? :/

kashika: THAT KID

hitsuji ga ippiki: i dont get it though?

kashika: AND THAT ONE

gekokujou: WAIT YOURE RIGHT RIN DELETE THAT

kimi no yoru wo kure: KAGAMINE RIN

watashi wa ame: RIN DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID

pengy: Rin, no!!!

regulus: Rin, please don’t!!

25-ji no jounetsu: what did she even say..?

25-ji no jounetsu: what is a ‘fling’..?

regulus: NOTHING!!! Come here Kanade I wanna hug you

25-ji no jounetsu: uhhh…

25-ji no jounetsu: okay..?

nihil-san: Rin…

studious miku: RIN FOR THE LOVE OF CRYPTON FUTURE MEDIA’S HATSUNE MIKU, ONE OF THE STARS OF THE VARIOUS PROJECT DIVA GAMES, NAMESAKE OF HATSUNE MIKU COLORFUL STAGE, WHO IS CURRENTLY PROBABLY LIVING OUT HER DREAM WITH GUMI, PLEASE DELETE THAT

gekokujou: goddamn leonii’s miku is. uh. verbose…

gekokujou: BUT SHES RIGHT

stella: RIN-CHAN NO

mr. showtime: SAKI WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

stella: IM A FANFIC ADDICT OF COURSE I KNOW

mr. showtime: IM REVOKING YOUR RIGHTS TO AN AO3 ACCOUNT

stella: NO

mr. showtime: AND A WATTPAD ACCOUNT

stella: I HATE YOU

mr. showtime: its for your own good you…

mr. showtime: you…

mr. showtime: i cant say

CYBER PUNK DEAD BOY: Why is it that the closest Tsukasa has ever been to swearing was at his sister when she got mad at him for revoking her fanfic rights because she knows what a fling is…

boku no kamisama: lowk she has a right to #fanficrightsarehumanrights

DREAM PLACE: #fanficrightsarehumanrights!!!!!

banan: btw rin that phrase has very different context than what you think it means

orinj: doesnt it mean temporary relationship

ice-cream 🤤: Rin, I’m not sure how to break it to you…

banan: check dm’s

orinj: …

orinj: OH

orinj: oh god

orinj: im gonna kms

banan: noooo

banan: rinnie :(

orinj: sorry bro…

orinj: the embarassment is too much

orinj: OH GOD

orinj: IS THAT WHY FUKASE AND KAFU LOOKED SO DISGUSTED WHEN I SAID THAT

banan: I THINK SO 😭😭😭😭

orinj: _{oh god}

orinj: im gonna go apologise

[Kagamine Rin has gone offline!]

[legendary fuckup…]

banan: pray for her 😭😭😭😭

DREAM PLACE: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

kimi no yoru wo kure: 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

kashika: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

stella: 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

tuna gal: this how pjsk fans gonna be on october 11

banan: luka we cannot stop it…

[Megurine Luka attached 1 image(s): “praytothegodoftheservers.jpg”!]

tuna gal: we need more than hope for the servers we need divine intervention

banan: oh god youre right

banan: watch the game be hit with maintenance for a whole week 😭😭😭

banan: the servers couldnt handle mizu2 all that time ago when there was like 1/2 the players, theres no way they’ll handle this

kimi no yoru wo kure: they couldnt cause im too pretty obvs

banan: well partly

tuna gal: did you watch the live

banan: i did it was so funny but then like im scared for my life

tuna gal: 🔔🔔🔔🔔

banan: ominous bell toll

banan: they know.

watashi wa ame: HEY PUT THOSE BELLS AWAY

tuna gal: you know too??

watashi wa ame: about what??? i just dont like bells

banan: well uh

tuna gal: yes.

tuna gal: very much.

banan: lets just say 15 million+ people dont either

banan: except the crossdresser believers

stella: wdym

banan: in due time honey

tuna gal: oi

banan: dw my love is only for you and the automated chat feature thing

tuna gal: good

unaware drunkard: jealous girlfriend meme

banan: wdym i love tuna gal

banan: nom nom

tuna gal: MY TUNA

tuna gal: I DONT WANNA BE JUST GAL

hug: Don’t eat her!

road miku: i think len meant that in a different way

ice-cream 🤤: Len, theres’s kids here, please stop…

banan: i actually did mean it in literally eating

CYBER PUNK DEAD BOY: the slaughter’s on

kashika: ffs not this again

stella: i love this chat

kimi no yoru wo kure: i still wanna know why we’re praying for servers on oct 11

banan: can someone please help explaining

tuna gal: please

[MEIKO, KAITO and 5 others have gone offline!]

tuna gal: …

banan: fuck you then, im sure someone else will

[sorry guys but i dont wanna]

[you better hope someone out there is kind enough to]

[but until then im leaving and ending this]