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fuckasses
minorinrin: Hey Haruka!!
pengy: What?
minorinrin: What do bees make?
pengy: I already know this one but…
pengy: Honey?
minorinrin: yes dear?
minorinrin: ansnskkskaoakmdnxyyxiakja i cant
pengy: It’s okay, you’re cute.
minorinrin: ANSNSKKSKAOAKMDNXYYXIAKJA UWAAAAAAAAAAA
world is hers: Why is this the first thing that happens in the groupchat for two weeks
minorinrin: WAIT THAT WAS MEANT FOR DMS
pengy: That’s okay!
air: flirting without me
air: you know i’d love to rizz you up
minorinrin: AIRIIIII
pengy: Hey, Airi!!
pengy: We’re so sorry, my dear~
air: i have failed without even starting
minorinrin: we are doomed to be down bad idols
shizook: That’s okay, I love you two when you’re like that anyway~
air: uwaaaaa
minorinrin: UWAAAAA
world is hers: Ah, young love.
banan: this is a dead gc, why is mmj flirting the only thing that’s actually happened ever
orinj: even rui hasn’t exploded anything yet
world is hers: We’ll need something new to happen…
world is hers: @All ROLL CALL!!
world is hers: (share anything new that’s happened)
world is hers: @Ichika?
miku fan: what
miku fan: oh
miku fan: nothing really. i rewatched jjk.
world is hers: @Minori?
minorinrin: i rizzed up haruka but then it backfired and then mmj rizzed me up
pengy: We do it because we love you
minorinrin: uwaaaaaaa see what i mean
world is hers: @Kohane?
kohampster: i fed count pearl a lemon by accident
kohampster: she didnt look happy
world is hers: @Tsukasa?
kamishiro tsukasa: I THOUGHT I FINALLY GOT FULL MARKS IN A PHYSICS TEST
kamishiro tsukasa: but it was actually the wrong paper :(
toya’s e-girl: ouch
world is hers: @Kanade?
K: i made another piece…
K: it’s an instrumental right now, but perhaps we can add lyrics…
appl pie: And?
K: oh yeah…
K: haruka you won
pengy: Won what?
K: the bet
appl pie: We’re dating.
pengy: Yay
pengy: WAIT WHAT
emu’s girl: HONAMI YOU BITCH YOU DIDNT TELL US
Yuki: Knew it.
Enanan: SINCE WHEN
Amia: WHAT THE WHAT
miku fan: SINCE WHEN DID HONAMI AND KANADE LIKE EACH OTHER
K: since yesterday
saki’s girl: UWAAAAAAA HONA-CHAN IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
shiraishi akito: WHAT
shinonome an: HUH
kamishiro tsukasa: KANADEEEEEEE WAHHHHHHHHHH YOURE GROWING UPPPPPPPPPP
K: thank you tsukasa…
shii-chan: TELL US EVERYTHING
air: ALL OF IT
banan: ALL THE DETAILS
studious miku: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED
minorinrin: WE NEED TO KNOW
toya’s e-girl: i am speechless
tenma rui: Honami and Kanade?????
nene’s e-boy: That wasn’t what I was expecting at all…
appl pie: There’s nothing much to it.
appl pie: After Mafuyu said she thought we would get together first, I did some thinking.
appl pie: I realised Kanade was happier when I visited her and I was too, so I just asked her.
K: and i said yeah
appl pie: So now we’re dating.
Yuki: Congratulations.
saki’s girl: UWAAAAAAAAA SO CUTEEEEEEEEE
emu’s girl: really sends you back, doesnt it?
saki’s girl: <3
shizook: We’re super happy for you, Honami and Kanade!!!
Amia: UWAHHHHHHHHHHH KANADEEEEEEEEEEE YOURE SUCH A BIG GIRL NOWWWWWWWWWW
Enanan: KANADE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US
K: we didnt go on nightcord yesterday remember
Enanan: OKAY BUT STILLLLLLLLL
miku fan: HONAAAAAA- CHAAAAAANNNNNNN
shii-chan: HONAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
minorinrin: HONAMIIIIIIIIIII KANADEEEEEEEEEEE
kamishiro tsukasa: KANADEEEEEEEEEEE UEEEEEEEEEEEEE
air: KANADA AND HONAMI YAYAYAYA
pengy: And this means..?
emu’s girl: fine
emu’s girl: what would you like, dearest kiritani haruka
pengy: First of all. Who lost the bet?
emu’s girl: me
miku fan: me
Amia: me
air: me
minorinrin: me
shii-chan: me
Enanan: me
pengy: That’s less than I expected…
world is hers: Everyone must now do what Haruka wants.
pengy: And Mafuyu, to make it fair.
world is hers: Everyone except Mafuyu.
Yuki: Alright.
shinonome an: i didnt agree to this???
kamishiro tsukasa: :(
saki’s girl: SOUNDS FUN ☆
shiraishi akito: haruka’s super chill, not like she’ll do anything
air: sorry man, but that’s pretty far from the truth
shizook: Haruka is a menace sometimes.
shiraishi akito: damn im cooked
pengy: Everyone, huh? And they have to do WHATEVER I say?
world is hers: Yep.
pengy: Can I save some for later?
world is hers: Sure.
pengy: First of all.
pengy: Emu, Saki, I want you to act like an old married couple until Miku says otherwise.
saki’s girl: WHYYYYY :(
emu’s girl: i only know how to act like a newly married couple not an old one…
pengy: You’ve gotta do it.
emu’s girl: …emu, you’ve gotta stop. you’re getting on my nerves.
saki’s girl: well, saki, you’ve married me so you gotta put up with it!!
tenma rui: They’re really bad at this…
emu’s girl: im trying okay
tenma rui: no
pengy: Second. MMJ. Come over. We hang out.
air: hell yeah
emu’s girl: why do they get good stuff
pengy: I like them.
minorinrin: IM COMING RIGHT NOWWWWWW
shizook: Alright!
pengy: :)
pengy: Shiho.
shii-chan: 😨😨😨😨
pengy: Do you have something to tell us?
pengy: Something you like but won’t tell us?
pengy: Hmmm???
shii-chan: fuck you
shii-chan: do i have to
world is hers: Yes.
shii-chan: and if i don’t
world is hers: You have to do it.
shii-chan: fine
shii-chan: ilikecutethingsbutwontadmitit
pengy: Didn’t catch that. And also about Shizuku?
shii-chan: i despise you
shii-chan: i like cute things but wont admit it. and i dont actually hate shizuku i just act like i do
shizook: Shii!!!!
shii-chan: because of this
shizook: Come on, you know I love you!!
shinonome an: that was it??
shii-chan: it?? that was more than it.
emu’s girl: hehe, get exposed, shiho
shii-chan: go back to arguing with your wife
saki’s girl: no
emu’s girl: …how many times have i told you not to argue with people?
saki’s girl: and how many times have i told you: i can do whatever i want.
emu’s girl: (this is causing me physical pain)
kamishiro tsukasa: sorry saki, i cant do anything…
miku fan: the great tough shiho has admitted to being a softie
shii-chan: SYBAU
pengy: Kanade.
K: what..?
pengy: Take a break for the whole day.
K: but…
world is hers: Take a break, K.
K: …okay…
shii-chan: unfair
pengy: I’m not gonna do anything to Kanade.
pengy: But Amia.
pengy: Oh, Amia.
Amia: NO NO FUCK NO
pengy: :]
pengy: I dare you to sneak into Miya Girls, and when a teacher catches you, act like you go there.
Amia: its not even a school day today…
pengy: Monday, then. I’ll be there to watch.
Amia: fuck i cant skip then
pengy: Emu does it all the time with Kamiyama, you can too.
Amia: yeah but kamiyama is ass thats why
pengy: Tsukasa came in here once. It’s easy.
kamishiro tsukasa: how do you know
pengy: I heard. Everyone was talking about it.
pengy: They were totally weirded out.
kamishiro tsukasa: DAMN IT
emu’s girl: its okay, they stopped after i told them why you were there
kamishiro tsukasa: phew
emu’s girl: its all good
Amia: if loud blond got in then fine
miku fan: you’d be surprised but he was pretty quiet actually
Amia: expected that actually
kamishiro tsukasa: i couldnt just walk in and yell in an all-girls school…
pengy: Anyway.
pengy: Kohane. You have to sneak into Kamiyama and join the rest of VBS.
kohampster: do i have to..?
pengy: Yes, because I said so. Emu might help with that if you asked her, I think.
kohampster: okay…
pengy: Good.
pengy: @Ena
Enanan: im not here
pengy: Draw MMJ for me please.
Enanan: i only take commissions.
pengy: I won’t give you money, but I can post the art on the official MMJ account. And credit you as the artist.
Enanan: FUCK YEAH
Enanan: but wait what if i did it traditional
pengy: Hang it in the place we do livestreams, and post a picture.
Enanan: EVEN BETTER
Enanan: is there a deadline
pengy: No, but the sooner the better!
Enanan: ITS TOP PRIORITY NOW
Enanan: IMMA TIME IT WITH THE NEXT NIIGO SONG DROP
shiraishi akito: this is unfair ena gets good stuff
pengy: Well, I thought custom made art would spruce up our livestream decor!
shiraishi akito: well i can draw too :(
shinonome an: since WHEN
shiraishi akito: my father is literally a famous artist what did you expect
shinonome an: WELL I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SHIT?? LIKE YOUR DRAWINGS IN ART CLASS ARE ALWAYS SO SHIT
shiraishi akito: thats cause i didnt like what we had to draw bitch
shinonome an: I DARE YOU TO ACTUALLY PUT IN THE EFFORT MAN
shinonome an: its literally a free top mark if you actually were good at art?? why would you not deaw well if you could??
nene’s e-boy: I think you should try to actually draw. It’ll be good for your report card.
shiraishi akito: fine
shinonome an: YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING BTW
shiraishi akito: no im not
shinonome an: we’ll see tomorrow
shinonome an: actually when do we have art
toya’s e-girl: tomorrow
shinonome an: WE’LL SEE TOMORROW, SHINONOME AKITO.
shiraishi akito: bet
pengy: An, Akito, Toya, Nene, Rui and Tsukasa’s turns are kept for later.
shiraishi akito: oh no
shiraishi akito: can i do what ena is doing too
pengy: One artwork is enough.
Enanan: akito you dont even like art
shiraishi akito: okay but STILL
pengy: :)
shiraishi akito: oh fuck
shinonome an: this is not good
tenma rui: i fear what is to come
toya’s e-girl: i feel that this is not a good thing
nene’s e-boy: the future does not seem so bright now
kamishiro tsukasa: suddenly i would rather be back in miya girls
pengy: Cheer up.
shinonome an: haruka dear bestie i know you very well and this is a cry your eyes out situation not a cheer up one
pengy: Shiku shiku, so mean~
tenma rui: Using my own spells against me, are we now?
pengy: I am your master now, Kamishiro Rui.
tenma rui: damn 😔😔
shiraishi akito: i hate to ask anything of you rui but
tenma rui: But
shiraishi akito: can you explode haruka
tenma rui: I wish
pengy: Oh dear, I was quite ready to give you the title of MORE MORE JUMP!’s biggest fan. I suppose I cannot now. Mizuki, would you like the honour?
Amia: fuck yeah
shiraishi akito: sorry haruka
pengy: So will you explode me?
shiraishi akito: no, haruka
pengy: So will you do what I say when the time comes?
shiraishi akito: no
pengy: Well, the forfeit is worse than the challenge.
shiraishi akito: : …yes, haruka
pengy: Good.
shinonome an: damn bro totally bent over
toya’s e-girl: ben dover
shinonome an: peak
shiraishi akito: shes scary :(
shinonome an: ikr
minorinrin: HARUKA ISNT SCARY
pengy: Knew I could count on you, Minori.
Amia: so do i get that title
pengy: You can have the title of Minori’s biggest fan.
minorinrin: YEAHHHH
Amia: YAYAYA
nene’s e-boy: So the challenge is postponed until… when, exactly?
pengy: Until the time is right. Next time, perhaps.
shiraishi akito: next time what
pengy: Next time I think about it. Next time I need it.
world is hers: Haruka, do you need help to keep track?
pengy: That would be wonderful, thanks.
pengy: Can you find a way to record the things I send you in DMs?
world is hers: Sure.
world is hers: …Let me see.
[Hatsune Miku added a reminder: “Akito, An, Nene, Rui, Toya, Tsukasa: Postponed.”!]
shiraishi akito: its set in stone now ig
shinonome an: yalls are invited to my funeral
kamishiro tsukasa: i love you guys please remember that when my dare does come
emu’s girl: ily too tsukasa dont die please
tenma rui: Mizuki please explode kamiyama for me when I go
Amia: I WILL
nene’s e-boy: I would like to leave.
world is hers: Can’t.
toya’s e-girl: NO I STILL DIDNT GET TO 100% MY GAMES
tenma rui: Girl you get new games every week its gonna take you years to 100%
toya’s e-girl: I MEAN THE GAMES I BOUGHT LAST YEAR
tenma rui: How many do you have left??
toya’s e-girl: yes
tenma rui: Understandable, have a great day.
toya’s e-girl: dont rub it in my face fruity bitchass
tenma rui: Little shit.
toya’s e-girl: bigger shit.
tenma rui: Biggest shit.
toya’s e-girl: youre the shittiest one here and you know it
tenma rui: Nah, you.
toya’s e-girl: sometimes i wonder how i became friends with you
tenma rui: You love me though, you can’t deny it.
toya’s e-girl: i love you like akito loves dogs
shiraishi akito: I HATE THEM
shiraishi akito: BITEY MACHINES
shiraishi akito: FLUFFY DEVILS
toya’s e-girl: see what i mean
tenma rui: So mean, Nene-kun, how will I ever survive like this~?
toya’s e-girl: your boyfriend
tenma rui: your boyfriend
toya’s e-girl: ew no im not dating tsukasa
toya’s e-girl: like sure hes a great guy i think but like not my type
tenma rui: The other sibling is though.
toya’s e-girl: im nor about to make saki cheat
emu’s girl: damn right you aren’t
toya’s e-girl: see
tenma rui: The third sibling.
toya’s e-girl: kanade??
K: i’m a tenma sibling..?
toya’s e-girl: she likes honami
toya’s e-girl: im not gonna take that from her
emu’s girl: still shocked tbh
nene’s e-boy: Since when was Kanade a Tenma sibling?
toya’s e-girl: idk man, since now
toya’s e-girl: anyway rui im not gonna date any tenmas
tenma rui: You know who I mean, damn it.
tenma rui: Do I need to spell it out for you
toya’s e-girl: apparently so
tenma rui: Technically a Tenma sibling, born in May, blue split hair. Grey eyes with a mole under one of them. Goes to Kamiyama High School. Member of Vivid BAD SQUAD.
toya’s e-girl: sounds like an almost
shinonome an: how tf does that sound like me
toya’s e-girl: blue hair, goes to kamikou, member of vbs
shinonome an: bitchass. youre so stupid.
tenma rui: KUSANAGI NENE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I MEAN
toya’s e-girl: damn bro chill out
shiraishi akito: bitchass it’s toya
toya’s e-girl: ohhhhhhhh
toya’s e-girl: NUH UH HES NOT MY BF
nene’s e-boy: I’m not.
tenma rui: yeah well he will
shinonome an: maybe
shiraishi akito: at some point
kohampster: eventually.
kamishiro tsukasa: IN THE FUTURE ☆
saki’s girl: HOPEFULLY :D
emu’s girl: at some time
K: at some point in the foreseeable future
toya’s e-girl: damn k not you too
pengy: …
pengy: Miku, can I add another reminder?
world is hers: Sure. What’ll it say?
pengy: “Full gc sleepover: date and location unconfirmed.”
world is hers: Sounds like fun.
[Hatsune Miku added a new reminder: “Full GC Sleepover: date & location unconfirmed.”!]
world is hers: Done.
pengy: Sweet.
miku fan: ooh, a full gc sleepover
Amia: sounds like fun!!
Yuki: Should we start planning?
saki’s girl: I WANNA COME!!!!! :DDDDD
pengy: Of course! Everyone here is invited!
sugar high miku: EVEN ME? ☆
pengy: If you can find a way, of course!
sugar high miku: I WILL FIND ONE ☆
tenma rui: You can peek out of a device, if you like!
sugar high miku: YAYAYA ☆ ☆ ☆
minorinrin: That’s a lot of people, then!!!!
air: we gon need a house
shizook: The MORE MORE HOUSE, maybe?
shiraishi akito: the more more WHAT
shinonome an: peak naming choice ahjsoskshaiksna
pengy: It’s the place we as a unit can meet up, sleep over, do livestreams, and such things!
orinj: finding affordable property in the big 25…
banan: impossible
shizook: I think we got the advantage due to being so well-known… It did take quite a while, however.
air: shush shizuku, dont spill our epic tactic /j
Enanan: so if i were to buy a house as a member of niigo, they’d give?
air: depends if they know you
Enanan: of course they do
air: well you can try
air: @shizuku i dont think the more more house is big enough
shizook: You’re right…
pengy: Does anyone have a big house?
emu’s girl: i do
kamishiro tsukasa: i dont think it’s enough for 20+ people
emu’s girl: damn youre right
shinonome an: not my house, its kinda small
tenma rui: Mine too.
toya’s e-girl: and mine
nene’s e-boy: Don’t think my parents would like it.
shiraishi akito: neither would mine.
saki’s girl: I HAVE A BIG HOUSE :)
toya’s e-girl: FUCK YEAH CAN WE GO TO EMU’S HOUSE
toya’s e-girl: pleaseeeer that place is so bigggggg
air: how is it big shes not that rich
tenma rui: Not that rich, VERY rich.
saki’s girl: IM NOT THAT RICH THOUGH
toya’s e-girl: emu bestie your family founded pxl you ARE that rich
shinonome an: emu’s family founded what
kohampster: wait a second, emu otori…
shiraishi akito: OMFG THAT OTORI
minorinrin: AHHHH HHOW DID I NOT REALISE???
miku fan: now hang on a fucking second
shii-chan: youre probably a millionare.
Enanan: and you dont tell us??
saki’s girl: I DONT LIKE TO FLEX IT…
emu’s girl: damn right thats my girl so humble <333
saki’s girl: <333
toya’s e-girl: please please please can we go
toya’s e-girl: PLEASE I WANNA WATCH FILMS THERE
saki’s girl: I DONT MIND!!
emu’s girl: i wanna go too ive never been
shiraishi akito: arent you. dating her
emu’s girl: yeah but i havent gone to emus house yet
saki’s girl: YOU CAN COME OVER WHENEVER YOU WANT <33333333
emu’s girl: <33333
shinonome an: ew lesbians
emu’s girl: ew down bad fucker
shinonome an: ew liar
emu’s girl: ew akito simp
shinonome an: EEEWWWWWWWWWWW YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THATS LITERALLY DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGG
shiraishi akito: YUCK SHIRAISHI AN I HATE YOU
orinj: *shinonome an
shiraishi akito: keep her name away from mine
shinonome an: i dont want it
pengy: So…
minorinrin: Emu, what does your house have? I’m curious.
toya’s e-girl: a literal cinema at home
shiraishi akito: WHAT
kohampster: a cinema??
saki’s girl: it’s not that big,,,,,
shinonome an: girlie you have a whole ass cinema and you say not that big
shinonome an: girl its okay youre not flexing we get that youre from a well known/rich family or you yourself are
shinonome an: a lot of people here are
shinonome an: mmj themselves, shinonomes, the tenmas and me and toya to some extent…
kamishiro tsukasa: how do we count..?
tenma rui: Isn’t your dad a CEO or something
emu’s girl: idk man we dont see much of him
toya’s e-girl: yeah but like he rich isnt he
toya’s e-girl: ive been over once and your house is pretty cool
emu’s girl: girl tsukasa dont even have a wall how is that cool
kamishiro tsukasa: I DONT MIND IT ☆
toya’s e-girl: still rhough
toya’s e-girl: it counts
shinonome an: and like toya’s family are famous for performing classical music
shinonome an: (no, toya, we do not care that you broke the tradition. we love you anyway)
nene’s e-boy: …I wan’t going to say that, but thank you.
shinonome an: and like akito and ena’s dad is a well known artist
shinonome an: and like my dad was part of rad weekend which ig only matters in vivid street but i count it anyway
air: lil boaster, aren’t we
shinonome an: sybau
shinonome an: the point is
shinonome an: emu we really dont mind
shinonome an: besides were going there
shinonome an: we need to know
saki’s girl: WELL…
saki’s girl: WE HAVE A TALL DINING ROOM, I GUESS? :/
shinonome an: very descriptive, emu.
toya’s e-girl: it is tall tho
toya’s e-girl: its like two regular floors
saki’s girl: AND… MY ROOM IS BIG..? :|
shinonome an: full marks, emu.
emu’s girl: i love you emu its okay if you can’t decide
pengy: So Emu’s house, 100%?
saki’s girl: YEAH :D
[Hatsune Miku edited a reminder: “Full GC Sleepover: Emu’s house, date unconfirmed.”!]
saki’s girl: YAYAYA
pengy: Well, that part’s done!
pengy: Hey, Miku, can you edit the other reminder to add something?
world is hers: Sure.
world is hers: …
[Hatsune Miku edited a reminder: “Akito, An, Nene, Rui, Toya, Tsukasa: Sleepover.”!]
toya’s e-girl: suddenly i would like to skip the sleepover
shiraishi akito: me too
shinonome an: and me
nene’s e-boy: Can I too?
tenma rui: And me.
kamishiro tsukasa: ME TOO
pengy: Technical forfeit.
shiraishi akito: we can never win
tenma rui: I hate you.
pengy: Love you too~