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It was the last day of summer break for the students of Kamiyama high; and of course vivid bad squad had a celebratory barbecue.
“You guys can head to the train station, I gotta pee-“ Akito said sheepishly rubbing one hand through his hair.

His bestie, no his homosexual bestie Toya Aoyagi rosé a brown confused at where Akito could find a bathroom.

“Alrighty folks! We’re heading out!” A said dragging her Kohane and the very confused Touya out with her.

Well this was time as any to practice Akito thought to himself going through some vocal exercises before he would sing pomp and circu- fragile.
Hours passed and Akito practiced by himself until late, till 1am.
He checked his watch, it said 1am.
He checked the clock near the park, it said 1am.

“Man, I really gotta pee.” The orangette said to no one in particular.

Suddenly a yellowet popped out of his phone WAIT KAGMAINE LANE-

“You know how the sekai tells us your feelings Akito-“ Len begun

Akito gave him an exasperated look, well he loved the guy but another bigger guy needed to pee.

DE REPENTE, ready steady started playing from a nearby bathroom. A porta poty to be exact.

“Like I was saying the sekai knew you needed to pee, so it responded.” Len said his hologram flickering as ready steady got even louder

Embolden Akito walked towards the neon blue porta potty, wishing the blue was a little more like the lighter part of his partner, his aibou, his homosexual best friends hair.

Either way if man’s gotta pee he’s gonna pee. Akito thought faintly to himself to put that on a shirt.

As he was finishing up using a leaf from a near by tree to wipe his behind he get a strange sensation as if he was being lifted.

Akito felt himself rise into the sky and finally had the sense to put his pants back on.

Akito put on hand on the handle of the porta potty the other one the wall to steady himself but he couldn’t open it. Uh oh

He could hear chains rattling….

Oh.

Oh.

Was he locked?

That wasn’t good… that wasn’t good at all. Akito began to bang on the door screaming out,” dude let me out! Let me out!”

He felt himself being transported onto a truck and had the sense to call And. An responded quickly her call instantly going through.

“What’s uppppp-“ She said with the approximate swagger of the son of the Ken Shirashi.

“I’m stuck! I’m stuck in the port- the bathroom! What do I do!” Akito called out panicked

“Dude.. dude dude dude… you’re still in the bathroom….” Sand sighed audibly “boys they’re all the same-“

Akito felt a tear run down his cheek. It’s been a while since that’s happened ever since his father- nevermind that he’s STUCK!

“Just open the door-“ an said and she hanged up but not before saying “sleep well my orange friend-“

Akito was stuck.. in a porta potty on a truck to who knows where……

And apparently you can still hear him cry out to this day…

And one day someone opened the door and …
And…

BOO!!!!!” Len said raising his hands to try to scare vivid bad squad with his terrifying tale.
“You didn’t have to do me like that man….” Akito grumbled to himself.