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1. 2 brits, 1 german by belladonna_madness

   Fandoms: The Beatles (Band), The Beatles (Cartoon), Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
   • Paul McCartney/Ludwig Beilschmidt
   • Germany/North Italy (Hetalia)
   • John Lennon
   • Paul McCartney
   • Germany (Hetalia)
   • George Harrison (mentioned)
   • Ringo Starr (mentioned)
   • North Italy (Hetalia)
   • Japan (Hetalia)
   • Gay Sex
   • Voyeurism
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Germany (Hetalia)
   • Bottom Paul McCartney
   • Germany is Named Ludwig Beilschmidt (Hetalia)
   • Masturbation
   • this is SATIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!1
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • i dont know
   • but its funny
   • North Italy is Named Feliciano Vargas (Hetalia)
   • Japan is Named Kiku Honda (Hetalia)
   • paul is a big fat whore
   • Cheating
   • Sad
   • In the end
   • john just wants to try ludwigs cum

   Summary

   john and paul go to the pub and meet some german guy and what happens next might be the CRAZIEST thing ever (tags give it away but WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?! NOT ME!!!!!!!!)

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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