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1. The Bangtan Witness Protection Program by CloudRecessesDropout

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   17 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Kim Taehyung | V
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • bts - Freeform
   • bangtan boys - Freeform
   • Crack
   • Comedy
   • Fake Identities
   • Witness Protection But Make It Ridiculous
   • Found Family
   • Ensemble Cast
   • Librarian Namjoon | RM
   • Shelf-Breaker Namjoon
   • Pet Store Employee Jungkook
   • Animal Hoarder Jungkook
   • yoga instructor jimin
   • Jimin Just Vibes
   • Snack Thief Jin
   • Witnessing Something They Shouldn’t
   • absurd situations
   • Shenanigans & Hijinks
   • Fake Names Fake Lives Real Chaos
   • They’re trying their best
   • domestic chaos
   • “This Was Not In The Job Description”

   Summary

   BTS accidentally witnesses something they shouldn’t (maybe Jin stealing snacks from another idol group’s fridge). They’re placed into “hiding” with absurd fake identities:
   RM is now a high school librarian who keeps breaking shelves.
   Jungkook works at a pet store but adopts every animal.
   Jimin runs a yoga class but just plays BTS songs and vibes.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,311

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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