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TR - Hans Landa - Inglorious Basterds
K.T (Knights Templar) - A.M from IHNMAIMS
Prussia - Sirius Black - Harry Potter (!!I DONT SUPPORT JKR SHES A PIECE OF SHIT!!)
R.E - Sensei (Not Lord) Garmadon - Lego Ninjago
P.S (Papal States) - Pure Vanilla Cookie - CRK
USSR - John Wick
America - SmokeeBee
UN - Athena - EPIC
Scotland - Meanie ENA - ENA Dream BBQ
Vatican City - Salesperson ENA - ENA Dream BBQ
K.O.M (Knights of Malta) - Hollyberry Cookie(?) - CRK
S.E - Shadow Milk Cookie - CRK
CIA - Jay/Agent Walker - Lego Ninjago : Dragons Rising
D.O.P (Duchy Of Prussia) - Remus Lupin - Harry Potter (!!!I STILL DON'T SUPPORT JKR SHE'S STILL A PIECE OF SHIT!!!)
B.E - 007n7 - Termination Protocol
Sweden - The Click (AKA the superior Swedish Youtuber)

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UN is eternally tired. They're not even really sleep-deprived much, unless theres a international crisis or something, she's just always eepy.

EU is being haunted by G.E and F.E.

Prussia has referred to Chile as 'little shit' multiple times.

America watches Hamilton every 4th of July.

UK, Finland, America, and Ireland all dress alt. Ireland is goth, Finland is metalhead, UK dresses both punk and goth, and America is scene.

UK is a pyromaniac. B.E is traumatized from the fire of London and only likes fire when he's at least 10 ft away from it.

EU and UN are a lesbian couple.

Wales and Spain are trans FtM.

Finland and Hanover are trans MtF.

The German states regularly recite 'Brother, may I have some oats' to each other in German and confuse everyone else by doing so.

Poland is agender, because I couldn't decide on a gender for them.

G.E is still terrified of Canada to this day.

A.H and EU are both genderfluid.

Orginizations, Empires, and Political Parties are all known as 'Entities' and are seperate species from Countryhumans and are all born genderless. They can either present themselves as a specific gender or stay non-binary.

Only one of Germany's wings are real. (Is it Cake??)

UN always carries a thermos of coffee around with him.

UN uses Any/All but prefers she/they.

S.E is masc non-binary because I said so (no offense to all the enbies out there sorry please forgive me for making this bitch one of yall).

P.S has eight fucking arms because why not.

K.T is left-handed, but writes with his right hand because he was forced to learn how by F.D (Frankish Division) because ahh left-handed satan-spawn ohh nooo.

P.S raised T.O.K and K.T when they were teenagers because they ran from home because F.D sucks.

Magic exists.

HRE takes care of his mental issues like he takes care of his children. He doesn't.

B.E's tragic backstory is that K.O.E (Kingdom of England) is his dad.

Also that K.O.E tried to brainwash B.E but failed because K.O.S (Kingdom of Scotland) caught on. That also counts as traumatic.

Germany listens to Vocaloid while working because Nekomi Japan introduced it to him.

Germany and Italy are gay married. EU is their kid.

I like Vatican City too much to make him homophobic. He doesn't really understand it, but respects as long as you're not a TOTAL piece of shit and tries his damndest not to misgender people.

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B.E has pulled a gun on a rat.

R.E has high-kicked F.E in the face hard enough to break his jaw.

Prussia personally resented A.E for a long time, even after they 'made up' during the whole Holy Alliance thing because HRE actually loved A.E.

HRE, T.O.K (Teutonic Order of Knights), K.O.F, and K.T are all siblings.

HRE raised Prussia and D.O.P because T.O.K didn't trust himself to raise kids.

K.O.R (Kingdom of Romania) and G.R (Greater Romania) are seperate people. K.O.R is G.R's father and the non-Axis one.

S.E's worst fear is self-improvement /hj

Prussia is no longer allowed to preform executions as a result of how he treated F.E.

USSR and Weimar are dating because that option is infinitely better than SovNaz.

Half of USSR's face is straight up gone because TR's a bitch.

Rome spooned one of P.S's eyes out because this was pre-oh-Christianity-is-actually-cool-now.

R.E can fall asleep anywhere.

A.E mentored M.E (Mexican Empire).

Prussia developed a visceral hatred for S.E after learning of the extent of how shitty his parenting was from Chile and M.E.

S.E refused to even acknowledge M.E during world meetings and was happy when he died.

R.E is aroace.

B.E and Prussia have been in a relationship since the 7 Years War.

R.E and T.O.R (Tsardom of Russia) are sibilings.

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Quick little briefing : Angevin, Wessex and B.E, for some reason, all the same person, as a result of K.O.E essentially being a part of B.E's consciousness so...
Ok so, here me out.
Apparently, if were going to trust the England's CH wiki page, Kingdom of Aragon and Angevin (What IRL England was referred to as at the time, and the name i use for B.E during this time period) were former allies. In England's wiki page, in the former allies catergory, for Kingdom of Aragon it says : "Honestly i wish you hadn't become them, but it had to happen right?" and the word 'them' is highlighted, and tapping it leads to S.E's page. So, coming back to my hcs of B.E and Angevin being the same, and B.E/Angevin HEAVILY denying the fact that they had 0 attraction to women (and were thus, spooky satan-spawn) for a while. And sense I have free will and the ability to put 2 and 2 together to make 5, and created a cutesy little angst situation for him!
Unrequited love. I'm talking about that. Angevin likes K.O.A, K.O.A doesn't (and is also clueless) and just believes that him and Angevin are just allies!
Fast forward like, 300 something years, K.O.A has grown into his skin as an empire and is now S.E. Booo. B.E has retained the crush. Fast forward more, and B.E has gotten over S.E because his crush on S.E has festered and rotted and turned to hate.
You read that right. B.E's first man manly masculine men crush was on the country who became his worst enemy. And yes, S.E knows nothing of this. B.E made sure of that, because S.E would never let B.E forget it if he found out.

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Ah yes.
Vatican City.
My beloved stress toy.
Who I project onto as a ex-Catholic pagan.
What the hell.

ACTUAL INFORMATION :
He's the size of a relatively tall 10-year old (He's 4'9 lmao)
He has 6 eyes, 3 on each side.
He has 8 wings, his headwings, and 3 sets of regular wings.
Vatican was actually raised by T.O.K for most of his life.
His father, P.S, died when he was 8.
AND he may or may not have murdered F.I.
His eyes are silver.
Vatican's a ally (he's actually unrealized aromantic)!!
He sorta has daddy issues (projection one) as in he didn't learn that his late father was a piece of shit 'till he started living with T.O.K, which kinda fucked shit up for him.
He also honestly grew up in a toxic yet loving family (projection two).
And he has A LOT of undiagnosed mental stuff that he just doesn't feel like getting into (PROJECTION THREE).
Vatican is/was a father-figure to both Spain and Italy.
He has both holy magic and the ability to sense ghosts and their intentions.
He doesn't really use electronics much but I honestly feel like he'd listen to Alex G a lot (PROJECTION FOOOUR!!!!).

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M FINALLY DOING A CHAPTER ON PRUSSIA!!!!
He's my favorite if you can't tell lmao.
Anyways

ACTUAL INFORMATION (This'll take a while lol)

As the summary suggests, Prussia is, in fact, a boykisser.
He's also like, 6'2 (Average height for countries of all genders is 5'9-6'0 so..).
He was traumatized by most of the prominent adult figures in his life when he was a child (Cough HRE and K.T, cough).
And he was haunted by K.T for most of his life. This fucked him up mentally A LOT. Said haunting also occurred mostly during his childhood and the Napoleonic Wars because yes.
He lost his left eye to F.E.
Prussia has one of the largest wingspans at like, 20-ish ft (609.6 centimeters for my non-freedom unit readers). The only one who surpasses him is P.S but that is because P.S is honestly physically (and mentally) horrifying, but I'll get to him later.
He's actually pretty young by his older siblings' standards (For reference, Brandenburg is basically as old as B.E is in my AU).
Him and D.O.P are siblings, with D.O.P being older by about 5 years.
Prussia actually had a crush on R.E for a short amount of time before quickly getting over it, since R.E is aroace so they just stayed good friends.
All of the empires are bad at emotional vulnerability, but Prussia's one of the worst at it.
Said country he is boy-kissing was mentioned in a previous chapter, but if anyone's chapter jumping (fair enough i'd jump straight to here to lol) he's currently in a HEALTHY relationship with B.E. Sorry, no doomed toxic yaoi, unfortunately.
Prussia started at the first love letter B.E sent him for around an hour after receiving it, trying to process said letter and make sure he wasn't hallucinating.
His response to WW2 was roughly "Nein. No I am NOT dealing with this. Go fuck yourselves.". As one may expect, TR wasn't happy that the personification of the most militaristic German state wasn't doing German militaristic state things.
The worst punishment Prussia ever gave to G.E was making him sit and listen to Prussia read him the most traumatic German fables he could find until G.E cried. He probably also would've done this to Chile, but he was worried that it would trigger some random traumatic memory because S.E's a piece of shit.
Prussia was also honestly a right fucking BITCH sometimes.
Prussia and R.E have been friends since they were kids (IK THIS PROBABLY ISN'T HISTORICALLY ACCURATE BUT IDC)
When they were children D.O.P told Prussia "Hey, uhm, your friend R.E's older brother is honestly kind of... weird..." Prussia's response was roughly "Yeah he's not the favorite child."
Prussia (honestly kinda bullied B.E until he) was given permission to kill F.E, since he wasn't allowed to kill Napoleon himself, and everyone immediately regretted giving him said permission, because Prussia mangled F.E's body so much it was nearly impossible to move it without a random limb falling off.
He also disemboweled F.E before straight up just fucking decapitating him because he was given free will and a sword.
Prussia was also held prisoner by F.E for a period of time so the whole 'maiming F.E so bad that if you sneezed near his body his limbs would fall off' thing was also a revenge plot. Yay.
Prussia and B.E's relationship might be actually healthy because they both are pieces of shit now that I think about it.
Also, Prussia definitely got his more violent traits from K.T. This disappointed T.O.K greatly.
He also didn't give a fuck when HRE died. He was basically like "OK then... have fun going through the five stages of grief A.E lol."
Prussia is homoromantic graysexual.
The only thing that kept him from laughing his ass off when B.E admitted that K.O.A (aka, past S.E) was his gay awakening is that Prussia planned on staying in a relationship with B.E.