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Nothing Good Ever Happens at 4 AM

Summary:

Aziraphale is an insomniac, so is always around at 4 AM when Crowley needs somebody to talk to.

Or, so he's been led to believe.

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Crowley

Friday 28th July 2023 3:56 AM
Crowley:Aziraphale?
Crowley:You awake?
Aziraphale:Yes. Did you have another nightmare?
Crowley:Yeah. Not sure what. Fire. Suffocating. Loneliness.
Crowley:Like I was the only person left in the world
Aziraphale:Well, you can rest assured that I'm very much still here.
Crowley: I can always rely on you and your insomnia
Aziraphale:You can indeed, my dear. Would you like a distraction?
Crowley:Please. What are you reading?

 

 

Crowley

Wednesday 6th September 2023 4:15 AM
Crowley:Do you ever just think…what's the point?
Crowley:Work. Life.
Crowley:It's all just…pointless.
Crowley:Sorry ur probably asleep
Crowley:Ignore me
Aziraphale:Never. Although I must disagree with you on this, my dear. There is clearly a point to it all.
Crowley:Go on.
Wednesday 6th September 2023 4:20 AM
Aziraphale:Books.
Aziraphale:Or possibly cake.
Crowley:Advanced philosophy for 4am 🤣
Aziraphale:One does what one can.

 

 

Crowley

Monday 20th November 2023 3:42 AM
Crowley:angel
Crowley:help
Aziraphale:What do you need?
Aziraphale:Crowley?
Monday 20th November 2023 3:45 AM
Aziraphale:Please answer me.
Aziraphale:Outgoing call 2:42:12

 

 

Crowley

Sunday 14th January 2024 3:04 AM
Crowley:Aaaaannnngggggeeeeellllllll
Crowley:weskiy is GOOD
Crowley:wiske
Crowley:WHISKY
Aziraphale:Particularly in large quantities, by the sound of it.
Aziraphale:I take it you've had an enjoyable evening? With the gentleman from your app?
Crowley:PAH
Crowley:Guy was a knob. Worst date of my life
Aziraphale:I see. Hence the copious amounts of alcohol.
Crowley:Date bad. Whisky goooooood
Aziraphale:Perhaps you should have a large glass of water and then go to bed, my dear.
Crowley:YOU should go to bed. Should get more sleep
Aziraphale:I will. Once you promise me that you have.
Crowley:k
Sunday 14th January 2024 3:21 AM
Crowley:All tucked in
Crowley:Night angel
Aziraphale:Sleep well, my dear.

 

 

Crowley

Thursday 21st March 2024 4:03 AM
Crowley:Fuck
Aziraphale: Nightmare?
Crowley:Sorry
Crowley:I should let you sleep.
Aziraphale:Nonsense. I'm perfectly awake. Do you want to talk about it?
Crowley:Everything was just…dark. Nothingness.
Aziraphale:Like you were the only one left in the world?
Crowley:Like there was no world left to be in.
Thursday 21st March 2024 4:09 AM
Crowley:Angel?
Crowley:You still there?
Aziraphale:I'm still here.

 

 

Crowley

Friday 14th June 2024 3:37 AM
Crowley:Aziraphale? You'd better be asleep.
Aziraphale: I'm afraid not.
Crowley:You should really see a doctor. Get some sleeping tablets or something.
Aziraphale:Possibly.
Aziraphale:Did you need something?
Crowley:Not really? Just awake and felt like talking. But if you were nearly asleep I can bugger off.
Aziraphale:Don't be silly.
Aziraphale: I'm always here for you.

 

 

Crowley

Friday 16th August 2024 3:12 AM
Crowley:Angel?
Crowley:I know it's late
Crowley:And I should let you sleep
Crowley:But
Aziraphale:Crowley? Are you all right?
Crowley:ngk
Aziraphale:What do you need?
Crowley:Can you
Crowley:Can you come over?
Crowley:I don't want to be alone
Aziraphale: I'll be right there

 

 

Crowley

Friday 13th September 2024 1:26 PM
Aziraphale:Are you coming to Ana's party this evening?
Crowley:Wouldn't miss it
Aziraphale:Oh, good.
Aziraphale:I wasn't sure if I should go but if you are…
Aziraphale:I'll see you there?
Crowley:Count on it

 

 

Crowley
Friday 13th September 2024 11:45 PM

Crowley: You okay? You left really early.
Aziraphale:I'm fine. Just tired.
Crowley: It's only 11 pm! That's practically afternoon for you!
Aziraphale:Sometimes the need for sleep catches up with me.
Aziraphale:I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun without me.
Saturday 14th September 2024 12:01 AM
Crowley:Nah. Gonna call it a night.
Crowley:It's what all the cool kids are doing
Aziraphale:I wouldn't know. It's been a long time since I was a 'kid' and I was certainly never 'cool'
Crowley:Bah. They didn't know what they were missing, angel
Crowley:Get some sleep
Aziraphale:Good night my dear.
Crowley:Night angel

 

 

Crowley

Saturday 28th September 2024 8:34 PM
Crowley:Pub?
Aziraphale:Must I?
Crowley:Yes, you must
Crowley:No fun without you
Crowley:Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee?
Aziraphale:Fine. Half an hour.
Crowley:Yessssss

 

 

Crowley

Sunday 29th September 2024 1:26 AM
Crowley:Angel.
Crowley:Was that
Crowley:I mean
Crowley:Are we
Aziraphale:Yes. Please.
Crowley:svdsff
Crowley:Great
Sunday 29th September 2024 1:47 AM
Crowley:Come over to mine tonight?
Crowley:If that's not too fast?
Aziraphale:I'd love to.
Crowley:And you
Crowley:You want to
Aziraphale:Do it again. Please.

 

 

Crowley

Monday 30th September 2024 10:34 AM
Crowley:Still can't believe you were flat out by midnight!
Crowley:All this time and you just needed a bit of evening exercise to knock you out!
Aziraphale:Quite.
Crowley:Not complaining. You're pretty asleep.
Aziraphale:So are you my darling.
Crowley:Ngk. So.
Crowley:Is tonight too soon for another date?
Aziraphale:No, tonight would be perfect.

 

 

Crowley

Saturday 5th October 2024 9:47 AM
Crowley:Too lazy to get up. Get me a coffee?
Crowley:Angel, why is your text alert so LOUD?
Crowley:…That wasn't the sound it made when Ana texted you
Saturday 5th October 2024 9:52 AM
Crowley:Aziraphale?
Aziraphale:Erm…
Aziraphale:You see…
Crowley:Do you…do you even HAVE insomnia?????????
Aziraphale:Well. About that.

 

 

Crowley

Saturday 11th October 2025 7:32 AM
Crowley:ANGEL
Crowley:ANGEL
Saturday 11th October 2025 7:37 AM
Crowley:AZIRAPHALE
Crowley:Get your lazy arse out of bed!
Crowley:No lie in today, you have a wedding to get to!
Aziraphale:Oddly enough, I am aware of that fact, my dear. I'll see you there.
Crowley:You'd better
Crowley:I'll be the one in white