QuothTheMaiden
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Foreplay by any other name by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley indulge in some foreplay of the sort they’ve been engaging in for six thousand years.
Alternate title: “Bickerfucking”
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Credit Where Credit’s Due by QuothTheMaiden
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2025
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(Set in the world of paaminty’s Oopsie, Omens series.)
With Eden not far behind them, Azazel and Jophiel watch as the humans make concrete progress towards making the whole broad Earth their home.
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Rooted but Not Bound by QuothTheMaiden, Sanzaru
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
08 Jun 2025
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Sometimes a meet-cute is waking up in the same cage.
It’s Crowley’s own fault, really. Not getting involved would have been much better for his health. But when your options are sitting around in your tree all day or getting up to some trouble, well, no one who knew him would be surprised at the answer.
It was supposed to be a quick in-and-out. A simple caper. Rescue his fellow fae, wreak some havoc, get home by sunset.
Getting locked up with a hungry vampire hadn’t been part of the plan, but when had plans ever gone Crowley’s way?
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Humans are a bother, no matter the universe. Even as a merperson and a pegasus, that fundamental truth about humanity is enough to draw Beelzebub and Gabriel together to commiserate.
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Shax acclimates to being Hell’s new representative in London.
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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- 3,812
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Super Yu-Gi-Oh! Rarepair Week by QuothTheMaiden
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
28 Aug 2023
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- Works:
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Aziraphale helps Crowley with some Hellish paperwork. Crowley is... somewhat distracted by his angel's presence.
I'm using Prudentia's seven sins (traditionally translated as Lust, Idolatry, Avarice, Discord, Indulgence, Wrath, Pride) instead of Pope Gregory I's later list. Mostly because I wanted Aziraphale to say Sodomita Libido.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 500
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 94
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
30 Jun 2025
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A Momentum All of Its Own by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Jun 2025
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What would Pride Month be, without a demon in the middle of it, prithee?
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- Part 129 of Ficlet Omens
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Either Way, What Bliss by sual
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Nov 2023
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AU: Crowley has owned Aziraphale for five thousand years. They’ve been married for three of those millennia. Aziraphale is perfectly happy with their binding-turned-courtship, but sometimes, Crowley needs to be reminded of that.
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- English
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- 8,309
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 30
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- 780
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- 166
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- 8,375
Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
25 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale is living peacefully until a new person occupies the neighbouring flat. Crowley is loud and infuriating on purpose. His cat-like contacts are also pretty weird, but Aziraphale finds himself mesmerised by them. What, exactly, is his neighbour?
Crowley is retired. His new life among humans would be cut to be annoying and boring, but his neighbour shows him there's more to it. It's all worthy it if he can get under Aziraphale's nerves... or his sheets.
- Language:
- English
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- 17,027
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 147
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- 31
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Bookmarked by QuothTheMaiden
19 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
So funny, and way more Book Omens than the tagging would imply, in the best of ways 💖
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The Water Horse by OuidaMForeman, Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 May 2025
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“It is a horse and it isn’t.
Well, he’s a priest and he doesn’t believe in God so he’s well used to living contradictions.“
In rural Wales, shortly after the horrors of World War One, Aziraphale finds a creature even lonelier than himself.