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1. So Do the Proud Men Die by Funkyfrogfreak

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Spider-Man/Deadpool
   • Spideypool
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • The Boxes (Deadpool)
   • Tony Stark
   • Harry Osborn
   • Green Goblin (Marvel)
   • Karen the AI (Spider-Man)
   • Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker
   • POV Wade Wilson
   • POV Peter Parker
   • Not Norman Osborn Friendly
   • Harry Osborn as Green Goblin
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Peter Parker Has Panic Attacks
   • Wade Wilson Tries to Be a Good Person
   • Tags will be updated
   • And will likely change
   • Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson
   • but it's complicated
   • Pansexual Wade Wilson
   • Bisexual Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson Doesn't Know Peter Parker is Spider-Man
   • Which leads to
   • Misunderstandings
   • Harry Osborn Knows Peter Parker Is Spider-Man
   • But only later
   • Insane Harry Osborn
   • Wade Wilson Stalks Peter Parker
   • Platonically (not really)
   • This fic actually has plot
   • tacos as a love language
   • Texting
   • Wade Wilson Comforts Peter Parker
   • They hide a body (romantically)
   • okay I lied it isn't romantic it's just traumatic
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • But Also Everything
   • The Boxes Won't Shut Up
   • but only when it's Wade's POV
   • Wade Wilson Commits Suicide Temporarily
   • Occasional References and Song Lyrics
   • Because Deadpool
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Peter Parker Knows Wade Wilson is Deadpool
   • Idiots in Love
   • Explicit Language
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Wade Wilson Likes Peter Parker's Butt
   • But he won't admit it
   • WIP
   • The author rickrolls you in the second chapter
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • I swear the ending is happy just bear with me
   • Deadpool has voices in his head
   • The boxes from the Deadpool comics are the voices
   • Because Comics
   • Pet Names
   • mainly from Wade ofc
   • dual POV (with occasional third POV that's more of an extra than a recurring thing)
   • Harry is that third POV
   • Read the Author's Notes
   • for warnings and stuff
   • You Have Been Warned
   • warning you about warnings is too meta for me and it's making my brain hurt

   Summary

   Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.

   Spidey knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Spidey trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.

   That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,753

   Chapters:

   3/?

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