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Yoylecake Middle School, IT Boy, Coiny Cosmicson. Sitting under a tree alone, but why?
Coiny sat under a tree, finally getting a break from being rudely bombarded by girls. He didn’t even like girls, he never has or will. He had eyes for one boy though.. he was.. pretty with orange hair.. green eyes..
Coiny snapped out of it when someone poked his shoulder, ugh, Firey Fedrickson.
“What do you want fuckin-dickhead.” Coiny grumbled, not being happy with the fact he was interpolated from his thoughts.
“Listen mad whatever POT your doing and whatever man your thinking of pause for a second. I’m bored and want someone to talk to but nobody in this class is uh..” Firey looked at the P.E class, a bunch of idiots.
“Mentally Stable.” Firey made a face, and he turned around and saw Coiny giggle:
“Wow.. that’s the first thing in your life you’ve EVER said that’s true fire boi.” Coiny smiled and pulled one earbud out.
“So.. Flower’s normal? Why not go talk to her?” Coiny tilted his head.
“She’s with fucking Lolipop. Hate that hoe.” Firey grumbled.
“Why?”
“…I don’t know. Her hairstyle is weird.”
“that’s why you hate her? ;-;”
“..Ya c:”
“Whatever fire boi. Do you know what time it is? Im hella bored and wanna go to lunch.” Coiny looked at Firey.
“12:37pm.” Firey responded.
Coiny hesitated for a second: “wanna sneak off school grounds and get McDonald’s with me?” He asked.
“Sneak off school grounds? I’ll be in so much trouble! We’ll be in so much trouble!!! D:” Firey responded.
“..So? It’s just Middle School. If you get in trouble I’ll take the blame sweetheart.” Coiny looked at Firey and stood up.
“FINE. But ONLY cuz I’m hungry. Also I’m not your “sWeEthEArt” idiot.. but I’m hungry let’s go.”
Yoylecity High, 6 years later.
“Sup Pin!” Coiny high fived her.
“nothing. Much. Coiny. What about you.?” She smiled.
“My dad’s pissed at me bc I missed vocal lessons, not like I’ll ever need them anyway, he’s such a dick.” Coiny smiled and waved her goodbye.
Coiny began walking to his next class, and saw Firey and Gelatin. Coiny flipped Firey off and Firey yelled swear words at him.
”FUCK YOU DICK!!”
“ASSHOLE!!”
”FAGGOT!!”
“DUMBASSLOSERRRRRRRRRRRrrr..”
Coiny arrived at his class and looked for an empty seat, he saw one in the back corner and smiled. He sat down and opened his notebook, and began writing.