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BEST SURVIVORS EVERRRR

Chance: so anyone want to hear bout my latest trip to the casino

Elliot: no

Noob: no

Two Time: No.

Shedletsky: no lol I bet you lost everything

Shedletsky: again

Taph: GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINE EVERYONE 🔥🔥‼️‼️

Noob: shouldn't it be good night?

Chance: sleep with one eye open tonight Shedletsky

Chance: I never lose wdym???????

Two Time: Greetings Taph, may Spawn bless your days

Elliot: Good night everyone except seven <3

Builderman: its 3 fucking am what do you mean good morning go the fuck to sleep again

Shedletsky: WOW Mr. Builderman himself swearing?? no wayyyyyy

Chance: stop ignoring me guys

Chance: this is why your respective killer exes or family left you all

Builderman: Shed you’re on thin fucking ice

Builderman: I'll show you I can do way more than swear at you

Noob: 🤨🤨🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

Taph: actually noob

Taph: yeah that was kinda gay

Builderman: I'm done with this shit

Builderman has gone offline

Shedletsky: NO WAIT POOKIE LOVE ME BACK

Shedletsky: wait who entered my roo

Shedletsky has gone offline

Two Time: If I may ask, is this what Jane referred to as old man yaoi?

Elliot: TIMES WHAT

Elliot: guys stop teaching Two Time that, they barely know how to use their phone

Noob: We're just helping them understand internet culture!!!

Two Time: Indeed dear Elliot, I now know why the numbers 6 and 7 are so funny to the gambler.

Chance: its peak comedy guys trust

Chance: I’m still here btw

Chance: you can answer me you know???????

Chance: hello??

Chance: come on TT help another they/them out

Guest1337: Everyone off to sleep we have rounds tomorrow and you need to be well rested.

Noob: yes dad

Taph: yes dad

Elliot: yes dad

Two Time: Of course, esteemed father figure.

Guest1337: ...........

Guest1337: This is why Jane, Dusekkar and 007n7 are my favourites

Chance: I hate you all.

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8:34 am

Jane Doe: awww Guest you are also one of my favourites

Jane Doe: probably one of the only left who are sane enough

Shedletsky: guys builder beat me up now everything hurts

Noob: so many fanfic ideas I love gay people ❤️

Shedletsky: what if I fail my stuns??? Its all his faultttttt

Chance: you always do???

Two Time: Worry not Shedletsky, for you miss your stuns either way. I shall pray to the Spawn for your quick recovery.

Builderman: as if you would land the stuns in the first place

Builderman: you are usually too busy eating your crusty fried chicken

Shedletsky: why this slander

Shedletsky: what did I doooooo

007n7: Is this a bad moment to enter?

Elliot: yes

007n7: oh um

007n7: sorry

Noob: I hope no one ever hates me like Elliot hates Seven lol

Noob: or wait maybe the weird homoerotic hate Azure and Two Time have going on is worse….

Two Time: Maybe I should get a third life, Noob.

Noob: NO WAY I’M SORRY TIMES

Noob: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU BEHIND ME

Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Noob has gone offline

Jane Doe: did he really type out the scream?

Chance: lol loser

Two Time: Do you have any room to talk, gambler?

Chance: YES YOU TALKED TO ME

Chance: THEY LIKE ME GUYS TRUST

Shedletsky: delusion at it’s finest

Chance: you can’t talk to me you fatass

Chance: You're jealous I'm making progress with my darling and Builderman is done with you

Dusekkar: As much fun this may be, a round will start in three.

Taph: this is peak drama to watch lol

Taph: wait what do you mean three

Dusekkar: Two.

Jane Doe: WHAT

Taph: WAIT LET ME GET THE BOMBS I NEED A MOMENT ?!?!

Dusekkar: One.

Elliot: PLEASE DON’T BE 1X PLEASE MASS INFECTION HURTS

Shedletsky: NOOOO I HAVEN’T FINISHED MY CHICKEN YET

Builderman: I can't do this anymore.

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KILLERS (change the name it's so lame - n0li)

John Doe: I miss my wife, Jason. 

Jason: ki ki ma ma ???????

John Doe: Yes she is the most beautiful. 

Mafioso: I don’t think that was what Jason was saying, John. 

Mafioso: Anyways have you just seen Chance’s gun exploding on his face? Hilarious.  

c00lkidd: you write like an old man uncle mafioso 

Bluudud: imagine wirting the pucntauaton in the big 2025 

Mafioso: At least I know how to spell, kid. 

1x: Is no one paying attention to the round? 

Azure: it’s Noli 

1x: So? 

Azure: he’ll be stalking 007n7 all round 

Mafioso: Yes, we prefer not to watch them make out. 

John Doe: it feels like those kdramas my wife used to watch 💔

Azure: your wife is goated 

Azure: wish I could've continued to watch k drama on the commune but whatever fuck that cult 

1x: Fuck everything 

c00lkidd: naahhh the embodiment of hatred is just an emo with daddy issues 

c00lkidd: imagine having a bad father couldn't be me 

N0li: I sensed someone talking about my pookie….

1x: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FUCKING ROUND NOLI OR I'LL SHOVE MY SWORD UP YOUR ASS 

N0li: daammmmnnnn okay 

N0li: wait I see pizza boy and creepy cultist I'm asking where my dear boyfriend is

N0li went offline

Azure: that hacker doesn't even like you wtf

Mafioso: Is 1x the only one that actually takes the rounds seriously now? 

1x: yeah because I don't spend my turn flirting or stalking or playing or fighting my ex or all of those together 

c00lkidd: what's wrong w playing ???

Mafioso: I did not know I flirted so much. I don't even want a relationship. 

John Doe: hey I do chase them 

John Doe: I just forget sometimes and get distracted by beauty

Azure: 1x I thought we were getting along that was way too specific 

bluudud: OMFG SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FINISH THIS TEA PARTY

Pr3ttypriincess: Bluudud pay attention here we have not finished

Azure: You're having a tea party? how unusual 

John Doe: wait is it only you two? Where is c00lkidd 

1x: wasn’t Azure looking after him? 

Azure: No way, I haven't seen him all day 

Jason: THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE 

Jason: IT’S SPREADING THROUGH THE CABIN

Jason: wait I mean KI KI MA KI MA KI KI MA MA 

John Doe: YOU CAN TALK???

Azure: what do you mean John 

Azure: Jason always speaks on his own language 

1x: STOP CHATTING EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

1x: WHO WAS IT?!?!?!

Mafioso: Everyone, please, go down to help, for this is a disaster. 

Azure: I’m taking the kids out WHERE IS C00LIKDD

N0li: Damn I'm telling my Seven 

Everyone except one user went offline

c00lkidd: hehe dad would be so proud 😈

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Guest 1337: does anyone know why today the killers looked, like, ashy? 

Guest 1337: Is that a word? 

Elliot: I was too busy running away from everyone

Elliot: they focused on me a lot

Taph: yeah 1x is usually angry but today he saw me putting down a trap and just lost it

Shedletsky: that was so funny 1x was sooooo mad 

Two Time: I did notice while crouching that some had burnt patches on their clothing. 

007n7: Apparently someone burnt down their cabin 

007n7: N0li told me while following me around

Elliot: 20 bucks it was c00lkidd 

Shedletsky: I meannnn

Shedletsky: the kid is an experienced arsonist

007n7: I’m so sorry everyone

Elliot: Chance also bets another twenty

Noob: why is he not writing it 

Two Time: Their device is out of battery and we were playing Uno in Elliott's room. 

Elliot: stop cheating Times

Two Times: I have no idea what you mean, Elliot dearest. 

Noob: wait 

Noob: I thought it was a love triangle

Noob: it's a throuple????

Jane Doe: do you mean like a threesome?

Guest 1337: Is it impossible for this group to stay on topic for more than 5 minutes 

Noob: yes

Jane Doe: yeah

Elliot: yes (this is chance hello yes we will be a throuple give some more time) 

Two Time: Yes. (Chance, please refrain from your usual antics and stop your nonsense). 

Taph: bro doesn't need more time

Taph: bro needs a miracle 💔

Taph: also yes

Builderman: Why did I get forsaken with you? What did I do in life to deserve this punishment? 

Shedletsky: what didn't we do as admins?????

Taph: don't we fill your days with laughter and joy? 

Builderman: No.

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4:41am

Chance: um

Chance: HYPOTHETICALLY

Chance: how do you go about uhh

Chance: stopping a weird freaky blood ritual?

Guest 1337: Is this related to that noise upstairs?

Chance: no no ofc not

Chance: I’m asking for a friend

Shedletsky: hey guys was someone fighting just now

Shedletsky: because it sounded like heavy hits or something

Shedletsky: oh just backread wtf Chance

Builderman: …

Shedletsky: why do you appear when I write anything bro 💔

Shedletsky: you want me or something

Shedletsky: actually please do

Builderman: No.

Chance: IT WASN'T EVEN ME I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE

Chance: SO I OBVIOUSLY WENT TO MY DARLING FOR COMFORT (THEY WILL FALL FOR ME AND ELLIOT’S OKAY WITH IT <3)

Chance: NO WAIT IT’S HYPOTHETICAL I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE

Dusekkar: This farce has lasted too long, it is imperative I right my wrong.

Chance: sure if you want to help???

Chance: you know where we are

Shedletsky: matt please just speak normally

Shedletsky: almost had an aneurysm lol

Builderman: I’m impressed you even know that word, but it’s 4am Shedletsky. Go. To. Sleep. Now.

Shedletsky: of course babyyyyyyyy

Builderman: kys.

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9:13am

Noob: why did I go to bed early nooooo

Jane Doe: I second what Noob said

Jane Doe: Maybe I should change my sleeping habits

Taph: what even happened with Two Time

Elliot: there's great news and bad news

Chance: we got Times a therapist !!!!!

Elliot: yes that's the good news

007n7: And the bad?

Elliot: … 😒

Elliot: whatever I'm the bigger person

Elliot: the therapist also needs a therapist

Guest 1337: Wasn't Dusekkar helping?

Dusekkar: To help with such problems I don’t know, so my help has gone as far as it can go.

Taph: but didn’t you hate the whole spawn thing????

Dusekkar: I despise the cult’s teachings, yet even I can see our friend is another victim.

Taph: awww how cute Duse

Taph: come with me for a walk you can tell me about it

Taph and Dusekkar went offline

Noob: beeee whoo you areeee

Noob: fooorrr yourrrr prideeeee ❤️

Jane Doe: So who is the therapist then I’m curious

Jane Doe: Because I highly doubt that any survivor is sane enough

Shedletsky: gossip

Jane Doe: shut up :)

Chance: who said anything about survivors lol

Elliot: we actually asked Azure

Guest 1337: who definitely isn’t an objective observer and they hate Times most days

Elliot: yeah so he sent us 1x’s number

Shedletsky: wait don't tell me

Shedletsky: 1x 😨⁉️ a therapist ⁉️

Chance: the funniest part is Azure had 1x saved as “My Carnation”

Noob: no way the killers are also gay

Noob: this is like a paradise for the BL enjoyers

Jane Doe: It is, with this drama I can cope with Alien Stage!!!

Shedletsky: 1X CAN LOVE???!??!?

Builderman: You know what? Maybe Two Time can bond over bad gods that destroyed their sanity with him. 

Builderman: Just saying.

Shedletsky: if you hate me so much

Shedletsky: then I'll make it an enemies to lovers 😈😈😈

Chance: yes whatever in the buildershed, let me finish this gets better

Chance: we texted 1x and we told her about Azure’s name

Elliot: it isn’t Chance if he doesn’t cause drama

Chance: and now we had Azure and 1x like teenagers with a crush asking like “wait really?”

Shedletsky: this is way more feelings than 1x is supposed to have

Jane Doe: If we have most of their numbers already, why don’t we make a group chat with them?

Noob: I see what you're doing Jane great job

Guest1337: But we don’t have their numbers????

007n7: I have the kids numbers

007n7: Also I don’t know how he got it, but n0li also spams me begging for a date

Chance: n0li is freaky man

Jane Doe: I have my husband’s!!

Chance: wait but don't add mafioso I still owe him money

Chance: he will send his goons after me againnnn

Chance: Elliot babe you’ll heal me right?

Elliot: for the record I think it’s a bad idea

Elliot: but sure Chance, it’s not like I don’t save you pizza already with your gun ALWAYS exploding on you

Chance: it isn’t actually always

Chance: just most of the time

Chance: right guys

Chance: guys???????

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“What are they saying now?” 1x’s voice suddenly rang through the room, breaking the comfortable silence they both had.

Two Time didn’t trust their voice right now, not after accepting the religion they had been taught their whole life was a lie, so they shifted on the sofa and showed the device to 1x. It still amazes them how all these technologies work, as they didn’t have anything back in their cabin with— him.

“You know what? Let the idiots I have to live with torment the idiots you live with so they won’t be my problem anymore.” 1x said with a grin, and with Two Time’s new understanding of the killer, they could tell it was going to be the sort of chaos their gambler likes to create. “I’m going to make it the greatest Shedletsky slander ever and you, for your first step to recovery, will help me. Like rebelling to authority.”

“Is dissing the chicken man really therapeutic?”

1x only laughed and smiled sadistically. “You’ll see”

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KILLERS (I'm serious guys we need a cool name this sucks - n0li)

John Doe: IS IT TRUE AZURE

John Doe: YOU ARE A TRUE ROMANTIC

Azure: What are you talking about wdym??

John Doe: YOU LIKE 1X

Azure: NO I DON’T WTF

John Doe: then why do you have them saved as a flower that means love???

John Doe: my wife searched it up she was quite curious

c00lkidd: Mr Azure likes uncle 1x???

Bluudud: why is ervyone gay

Pr3ttypriincess: learn how to spell already

Guest666: Please don’t tell me I got forsaken for this 💀

John Doe: you finally figured out how to write 666!!! Must be hard writing with that form

Mafioso: This is indeed a relationship I was not expecting. I send my congratulations.

c00lkidd: 👴👴👴

Bluudud: 👴👴👴

Azure: ITS JUST A FLOWER

Azure: I DIDN’T KNOW THE MEANING

c00lkidd: Mr Azure and Mr 1x sitting on a tree

Pr3ttypriincess: K I S S I N G

1x: Nightshade, you know the meaning of every single flower there is, please do not lie.

Mafioso: THAT is not 1x.

1x: Yes, we exchanged phones momentarily because she's "not dealing with them today”.

Azure: OH TWO TIME

Azure: DON’T TELL 1X AND ILL FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING ME

John Doe: damn he’s desperate

1x: Of course Azure, I will tell my new therapist not to read this.

John Doe: wait the therapist 1x bit was true????

John Doe: LOL

N0li: if this is only our antics

N0li: the combined groupchat will be soooo fun

Jason: ki ki ma ma 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈‼️

John Doe: I think I felt Builderman sigh just now