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Rule
#11
Seymour Guado is not a giant bug
(Even if his hair makes him look like one)
(And he has a symbol of a bug on his robe thingy)
(What is that thing anyways?)
Rule
#12
Do not spray Seymour with insect repellant
(It doesn't freaking work!)
(He keeps coming back!)
(He's like a cockroach!)
(I need to get my money back from Rin)
Rule
#13
Do not steal Auron's coat
(That man is really touchy when it comes to that thing)
(It was freaking hard!)
(Last time I make bets with Rikku!)
Rule
#14
In accordance with rule #13, don't steal Auron's sake jug
(He gets mad when he can't use his Overdrive moves)
(I still say he's secretly an alcoholic)
(He isn't happy when I told him I'm trying to get him over his addiction)
Rule
#15
Also in regards to rule #13, don't steal his Katana
(How in the name of Yevon does he carry that thing around?!)
(I had to get Rikku to help me steal it)
(That did not end well for us)
Rule
#16
In regards to rule #13 through #15, STOP stealing Auron's things!
(I am totally blaming Rikku for this)
(Yup, totally her fault)
Rule
#17
Don't ask Rikku to teach you dirty words or phrases in Al Bhed
(Auron wasn't too pleased)
(Turns out he understands Al Bhed)
(Whoops!)
Rule
#18
Lulu does not play with dolls
(I made the mistake of saying this to her)
(BAD IDEA!)
(She used Flare on my ass)
(She burnt off a bit of my hair too)
Rule
#19
Don't imitate Wakka's way of speaking
(Which means don't say 'yeah' at the end of every sentence)
(Rikku and I did it)
(It was funny at first)
(Then it got boring)
(And annoying)
Rule
#20
Tidus' head is not a target
(Which means no throwing Blitzballs at it)
(Even if it is fun)