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ginger.ale[x]: im not crazy right
ginger.ale[x]: you guys see it dont you
herc aderp: i see dead people
lyaf: thats not nice John looks very nice today
john.looksie: for 1 fuck u
john.looksie: 4 two why
john.looksie: for three, what do you see alex I am genuinely curious
herc aderp: its because i love you
john.looksie: not you bby
lyaf: hue
herc aderp: i guESS SOMEONE DOESNT NEED THE LOVE
ginger.ale[x]: god dammit guys this is serious
john.looksie: you said that about the vanilla icecream too tho
herc aderp: are you insinuating that vanilla ice cream isnt serious??
john.looksie: is laf more expensive than kim kardashian?????
lyaf: i calmly resort to saying
lyaf: fuck u
herc aderp: 10/10 100% fire response tasteful bandaging
john.looksie: tasteful bandaging
ginger.ale[x]: i want normal friends
lyaf: its not healthy to have high expectations alexander
herc aderp: OWNED
john.looksie: what you want fam ham we're here for you
john.looksie: i mean technically im fucking getting shoveled into the ground
john.looksie: because someone here wont stop talking to thEIR BOYFRIEND
john.looksie: AND DISSING ME,,??1!!1
herc aderp: when you get to level 5 on Pokemon Go
herc aderp: you can talk to us
lyaf: after you choose team Mystic
herc aderp: FUCK YOU TEAM VALOR
ginger.ale[x]: GUYS GOD DAMMIT LISTEN
ginger.ale[x]: also john if u love urself and respect urself
ginger.ale[x]: you'd be team Instinct
john.looksie: oml
herc aderp: i will let that slide because team instinct is full of munchkin baby men
lyaf: i will not let this slide
lyaf: vas te faire encule
herc aderp: OH BOY OH BOY I FINALLY GET TO USE MY NEW FRENCH APP
ginger.ale[x]: but guys there's a cute dude
john.looksie: WHAT FRENCH APP
herc aderp: GLAD YOU ASKED MY MUNCHKIN CHILD
herc aderp: BECAUSE LAF HERE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IN FRENCH
herc aderp: MY APP TELLS ME WHAT HE'S SAYING
lyaf: o
herc aderp: and here it says,,,,
herc aderp: i am an asshole who joined team mystic just because the team color was thE COLOR OF MY SHIRT
john.looksie: OMGGGGG NO
ginger.ale[x]: GUYS.
lyaf: i will not confirm or deny this
john.looksie: SC R E AM I N G IS THIS TRUE
herc aderp: HAND ON THE HOLY BIBLE OF BABY JOSE
ginger.ale[x]: 1) ur gonna piss off the man from above
ginger.ale[x]: 2) I JUST SAID I SAW A CUTE GUY AND WHAT DO YOU NERDS DO???
ginger.ale[x]: OH HEY POKEMON GO
ginger.ale[x]: IM HAVING A SEXUALITY CHRISIS AND YA'LL DO WHAT
ginger.ale[x]: TALK BOUT YO DAMN PIKACHUS AND GYM SPOKES PEOPLE
john.looksie: im s or ry
john.looksie: did you just call gym leaders
john.looksie: gym spokes people
lyaf: also mon ami aren't you bisexual
ginger.ale[x]: laf let me be dramatic for once
herc aderp: i have prayed for forgivness from the man from above
herc aderp: aka nicolas cage
ginger.ale[x]: ,,,
lyaf: hue
john.looksie: IS NICOLAS CAGE DEAD OMG
john.looksie: NOOOOOOOOO
john.looksie: WHY GOD WHY
herc aderp: NO HE'S NOT DEAD IM SORRY BABY
john.looksie: YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME HERC
ginger.ale[x]: mnot gonna lie i had a little heart episode too
john.looksie: lafayette is fucking laughing his ass off
lyaf: THE FACE YOU MADE
ginger.ale[x]: GOD DAMMIT GUYS STOP HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE WHAT DO I DO
ginger.ale[x]: HE'S SO CUTE GUYS I WANNA SAY HELLO
lyaf: i dunno alex
lyaf: when you say hello you say a lot more
john.looksie: like seven paragraphs of hello
ginger.ale[x]: fuck
ginger.ale[x]: i hate my life.
john.looksie: what's wrong baby
herc aderp: did he call you something really weird
herc aderp: like cousin
lyaf: what happen, ami?
ginger.ale[x]: Guess who just walked in here with his dumb yet slightly clever boyfriend and sat beside said hot kid
ginger.ale[x]: what if they're all dating
herc aderp: "poly bros" VS "poly hoes"
john.looksie: are we the hoes
herc aderp: damn str8 son
lyaf: should i ask thomas and madison??
ginger.ale[x]: NO DONT ENCOURAGE THEIR POLY NATURE I WANT HIM
ginger.ale[x]: also why are we the hoes jefferson is more than likely to have an std wth
ginger.ale[x]: double also would you actually do that laf??
ginger.ale[x]: that wouldn't look weird or anything
lyaf: oh no, itll look weird
lyaf: but i do like gossip and if thomas and james are taking in a newbie i wanna be the first one to destroy his confidence
herc aderp: everybody watch out lafayette is fucking ready
herc aderp: his pistols r loaded
herc aderp: hips are popped
herc aderp: lizard tongue doing its lizard thing
john.looksie: omg
ginger.ale[x]: more like snake tongue
herc aderp: DOWN GOES THE BALL AS HAMILTON CLEARS THE COURT
john.looksie: THIS CHAT IS SHIT
lyaf: im not even mad
ginger.ale[x]: NO BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE ILY LAF PLEASE ASK
ginger.ale[x]: PRETEND LIKE IM NOT INTERESTED THO