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2016-08-27
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2016-11-27
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Team Player

Summary:

I joined this Text AU thing OMGG
poly ship for the win you can't stop me
it's also much more interesting / fun to write so

Alexander sees a cute boy, but... Jefferson and Madison have grown fond of him too. When Alexander gets his boyfriends aware of said cute boy, they all want a piece. Problem is, will Thomas and James allow it?

Notes:

ginger.ale[x] - Alex H.
john.looksie - John L.
lyaf - G. Lafayette
Herc aderp - Hercules M.
ManoftheTV - Thomas J.
J.MadIsOn - James M.
a.burr - Aaron Burr
angelcake - Angelica S.
cosplay.goddess - Maria R.
matty - Matthias O.
Jon.BallIsLife - Jonathan B.
Kingsley - King George III
Adams - John A.
R.Mont - R. Montgomery

Chapter Text

ginger.ale[x]: im not crazy right 

ginger.ale[x]: you guys see it dont you

herc aderp: i see dead people

lyaf: thats not nice John looks very nice today

john.looksie: for 1 fuck u

john.looksie: 4 two why

john.looksie: for three, what do you see alex I am genuinely curious 

herc aderp: its because i love you

john.looksie: not you bby

lyaf: hue

herc aderp: i guESS SOMEONE DOESNT NEED THE LOVE

ginger.ale[x]: god dammit guys this is serious

john.looksie: you said that about the vanilla icecream too tho

herc aderp: are you insinuating that vanilla ice cream isnt serious??

john.looksie: is laf more expensive than kim kardashian?????

lyaf: i calmly resort to saying

lyaf: fuck u

herc aderp: 10/10 100% fire response tasteful bandaging

john.looksie: tasteful bandaging

ginger.ale[x]: i want normal friends

lyaf: its not healthy to have high expectations alexander

herc aderp: OWNED

john.looksie: what you want fam ham we're here for you

john.looksie: i mean technically im fucking getting shoveled into the ground

john.looksie: because someone here wont stop talking to thEIR BOYFRIEND

john.looksie: AND DISSING ME,,??1!!1

herc aderp: when you get to level 5 on Pokemon Go

herc aderp: you can talk to us

lyaf: after you choose team Mystic

herc aderp: FUCK YOU TEAM VALOR

ginger.ale[x]: GUYS GOD DAMMIT LISTEN

ginger.ale[x]: also john if u love urself and respect urself

ginger.ale[x]: you'd be team Instinct

john.looksie: oml

herc aderp: i will let that slide because team instinct is full of munchkin baby men

lyaf: i will not let this slide

lyaf: vas te faire encule

herc aderp: OH BOY OH BOY I FINALLY GET TO USE MY NEW FRENCH APP

ginger.ale[x]: but guys there's a cute dude

john.looksie: WHAT FRENCH APP

herc aderp: GLAD YOU ASKED MY MUNCHKIN CHILD

herc aderp: BECAUSE LAF HERE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IN FRENCH

herc aderp: MY APP TELLS ME WHAT HE'S SAYING

lyaf: o

herc aderp: and here it says,,,,

herc aderp: i am an asshole who joined team mystic just because the team color was thE COLOR OF MY SHIRT

john.looksie: OMGGGGG NO

ginger.ale[x]: GUYS.

lyaf: i will not confirm or deny this

john.looksie: SC R E AM I N G  IS THIS TRUE

herc aderp: HAND ON THE HOLY BIBLE OF BABY JOSE

ginger.ale[x]: 1) ur gonna piss off the man from above 

ginger.ale[x]: 2) I JUST SAID I SAW A CUTE GUY AND WHAT DO YOU NERDS DO???

ginger.ale[x]: OH HEY POKEMON GO

ginger.ale[x]: IM HAVING A SEXUALITY CHRISIS AND YA'LL DO WHAT

ginger.ale[x]: TALK BOUT YO DAMN PIKACHUS AND GYM SPOKES PEOPLE

john.looksie: im s or ry 

john.looksie: did you just call gym leaders

john.looksie: gym spokes people

lyaf: also mon ami aren't you bisexual

ginger.ale[x]: laf let me be dramatic for once

herc aderp: i have prayed for forgivness from the man from above

herc aderp: aka nicolas cage

ginger.ale[x]: ,,,

lyaf: hue

john.looksie: IS NICOLAS CAGE DEAD OMG

john.looksie: NOOOOOOOOO

john.looksie: WHY GOD WHY

herc aderp: NO HE'S NOT DEAD IM SORRY BABY

john.looksie: YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME HERC

ginger.ale[x]: mnot gonna lie i had a little heart episode too

john.looksie: lafayette is fucking laughing his ass off

lyaf: THE FACE YOU MADE

ginger.ale[x]: GOD DAMMIT GUYS STOP HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE WHAT DO I DO

ginger.ale[x]: HE'S SO CUTE GUYS I WANNA SAY HELLO

lyaf: i dunno alex

lyaf: when you say hello you say a lot more

john.looksie: like seven paragraphs of hello

ginger.ale[x]: fuck

ginger.ale[x]: i hate my life.

john.looksie: what's wrong baby

herc aderp: did he call you something really weird

herc aderp: like cousin

lyaf: what happen, ami? 

ginger.ale[x]: Guess who just walked in here with his dumb yet slightly clever boyfriend and sat beside said hot kid

ginger.ale[x]: what if they're all dating

herc aderp: "poly bros" VS "poly hoes"

john.looksie: are we the hoes

herc aderp: damn str8 son

lyaf: should i ask thomas and madison??

ginger.ale[x]: NO DONT ENCOURAGE THEIR POLY NATURE I WANT HIM

ginger.ale[x]: also why are we the hoes jefferson is more than likely to have an std wth

ginger.ale[x]: double also would you actually do that laf??

ginger.ale[x]: that wouldn't look weird or anything

lyaf: oh no, itll look weird

lyaf: but i do like gossip and if thomas and james are taking in a newbie i wanna be the first one to destroy his confidence

herc aderp: everybody watch out lafayette is fucking ready

herc aderp: his pistols r loaded

herc aderp: hips are popped

herc aderp: lizard tongue doing its lizard thing

john.looksie: omg

ginger.ale[x]: more like snake tongue

herc aderp: DOWN GOES THE BALL AS HAMILTON CLEARS THE COURT

john.looksie: THIS CHAT IS SHIT

lyaf: im not even mad

ginger.ale[x]: NO BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE ILY LAF PLEASE ASK

ginger.ale[x]: PRETEND LIKE IM NOT INTERESTED THO