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'adotfightme' has added 'flawless', 'lagayette', 'tootiredforthis', 'freckles', and 'bestofwomen' to the group
adotfightme: ggggguuuuuuuyyyyyyssssssss
adotfightme: peggy wont talk to me
tootiredforthis: peggy wont talk to any of us
adotfightme: we need to do something
bestofwomen: we should all go out to brunch
adotfightme: ^
freckles: ^
tootiredforthis: ^
flawless: ^
lagayette: ^
tootiredforthis: i thought you were asleep
lagayette: you thought wrong
tootiredforthis: but youre right beside me and you havent moved...
tootiredforthis: WHEN DID YOU GET TO THE KITCHEN
lagayette: about an hour ago mon ami
tootiredforthis: i
tootiredforthis: so laf can teleport apparently
lagayette: i literally told you i was going to make breakfast
tootiredforthis: no,,,,, you didnt,,?,??,
lagayette: yes,,,,, i did,,,
bestofwomen: ANYWAY
bestofwomen: brunch
'bestofwomen' has added 'getrekt' to the group
bestofwomen: we're going to brunch
bestofwomen: you coming with?
getrekt: sure
getrekt: as long as i can drag hammy double
bestofwomen: thats fair
adotfightme: but
bestofwomen: no buts alexander
adotfightme: fine
tootiredforthis: *cough* whipped *cough*
freckles: that hasnt been funny in about a year herc
tootiredforthis: yeah yeah whatever
flawless: i wish i could go to brunch with y'all
freckles: you shouldnt have studied abroad then
flawless: rude
freckles: tru tho
getrekt: one of my drags can be everyone dragging alex
getrekt: quick! whats the worst/weirdest thing youve ever seen ham boy do!?!?
adotfightme: no
freckles: wait
'freckles' has added 'washingturnt' to the group
adotfightme: NO
washingturnt: Why am I here?
tootiredforthis: is that really your username?
washingturnt: Yes. Martha said it was "cool."
freckles: thats wonderful
'lagayette' has added 'washingturnt2.0' to the group
lagayette: everyone bow down to Mother Washington
washingturnt2.0: Hello.
washingturnt: Again I ask, why am I here?
getrekt: whats the wildest thing youve seen hammy do?
washingturnt: Well there was that one time with Lafayette...
adotfightme: NO
lagayette: NON
freckles: WHAT
tootiredforthis: WHAT
bestofwomen: WHAT
getrekt: WHAT
flawless: WHAT
washingturnt: You know, I think Martha's calling for me.
washingturnt2.0: No I'm not.
'washingturnt' has removed 'washingturnt2.0' from the group
'washingturnt' has left the group
getrekt: ...oh my god...
bestofwomen: Alexander
freckles: Hamilton
tootiredforthis: Gilbert
flawless: Explain
adotfightme: why dont we get back to dragging me
lagayette: yes lets
bestofwomen: oh no. youre not getting out of this.
'adotfightme' has left the group
lagayette: thats not going to work alex
'freckles' has added 'adotfightme' to the group
freckles: Alex
adotfightme: it was nothing really
lagayette: truthfully
bestofwomen: then why dont you tell us about it?
lagayette: *sigh*
lagayette: go on alexander
adotfightme: fine
adotfightme: so
adotfightme: you remember when the washingtons had to get a new car?
freckles: ...yeah...
lagayette: that was our fault
tootiredforthis: but their car was completely totaled...
tootiredforthis: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
adotfightme: well ya see
adotfightme: we were trying to ghostride
freckles: oh no
adotfightme: and things kinda got out of hand
flawless: was there alcohol involved?
lagayette: actually no
adotfightme: yeah surprisingly we did this completely sober
flawless: well thats new
getrekt: but ya know
getrekt: this probably isnt the wildest thing we've seen hammy do
freckles: ^
lagayette: ^
bestofwomen: ^
flawless: ^
tootiredforthis: ^
tootiredforthis: wait werent we gonna go to brunch?
'getrekt' changed the chat name to: Drag Him... After Brunch
bestofwomen: hungry much?
getrekt: shut up
flawless: ...i wanna go to brunch...