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Published:
2017-01-23
Completed:
2017-05-21
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164
Chapters:
2/2
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rough and ready by handra sill

Summary:

a romantic and sensual night between two lovers
(now with art links in chapter 2 for your viewing pleasure)

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:^)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

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"Oh Black Paladin," Slav whimpered into Shiro's ear, statistically. "There is 0.01% chance of there being an alternate universe where you aren't here in my bed."

"Oh Slav you absolute stallion," Shiro simpered in a hyper-masculine way, his eyes fogged with lust for the scientist. "I can't focus and I'm all out of patience baby."

Shiro leaned closer to Slav, who undulated like a sensual noodle. Shiro whispered into Slav's ear.

"I want you to raw me... mathematically."

Slav slavved, his face buried into Shiro's sweaty neck, that smelled of musk and manly manliness. His third, eighth, and ninth arm, touched Shiro's magnificent tiddies, that oscillated at the speed of sound.

"You naughty kitten. There is now a 69.696969% chance of doing the horizontal mambo now," he growled prim(number)ally.

 

 

(I'm sorry but I physically can not bring myself to write anymore how does Sandra Hill do this with out dying)

Chapter 2: Now with handy dandy visuals ur welcome

Summary:

i made my own fanart and i cried while making it

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stallion.jpg

This is the reason I majored in art.

Notes:

i will buy you a plane ticket if you promise to come to my house directly and kick my ass