Aaah *sigh* Crackfiction! They are the best aren't they?
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Harry Potter and the Full Power of Youth!! by peglinds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto
18 Jul 2020
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After his tragic death attacking Madara, Might Guy accidentally merges with a vulnerable baby Harry's soul. On the plus side, no more Harry horcrux. On the minus side, well...
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Mending Relationships by DRAWINGGIRL for Tunafishprincess2 (tunafishprincess)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Apr 2023
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After everything that happened, Dabi, now Hisashi Midoriya, needs to work on fixing on his relationships.
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- Part 1 of My Dad Is A Time Traveler
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Blood Typos by Lilly_Penwielder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Aug 2020
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“Yeah.” Todoroki nods. “I’m Type O too so between the two of us he won’t be able to keep us down long.”
Izuku’s brain screeches to a halt.
“Y-you’re O??? But isn’t your father AB???”
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All three of his cute little gennin were wearing mischievous grins. Sakura leaned forward, shedding her shy-fangirl persona like an old skin, and Kakashi was instantly on edge."
Oh but sensei, all we learned was your name." Sasuke huffed eventually, after an elbow to the ribs or three in prompt.
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Naruto had a plan.
Sasuke figured he’d play along with it.
Sakura was sceptical, and rightfully so.
They were the last ones left, so they went back to change things via a special seal Naruto created just for them… though there were some unplanned issues. Naruto’s genetics gave them the Uzumaki Chakra reserves. Sasuke’s genetics gave them each a fully-formed Sharingan. Sakura’s genetics gave them decent chakra control… and had the unintended side-effect of turning them all into girls.Please note that this version of 'A Slight Sealing Mishap' is intended to be a light-hearted fic, so heavier topics, such as Gender Dysphoria may have been glossed over or not as focused on, despite being mentioned. If this upsets you in any way, then it's advisable to read the alternate version 'A Slight Sealing Mishap | The Serious Version', where I get into the darker and grittier topics because (as you might've guessed from the title) it's the serious version.
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- Part 2 of Team 7 Shenanigans
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Freed from the man's ministrations, Luffy finally got to answer, "They wanted to kidnap me. Lotsa people do."
Oh, he could believe that, alright.
If he could, Shanks too would sweep that adorable little baby onto the Red Force and take him away foreve-
He pressed his nails into his palm as hard as he could to escape the haze that had once again fallen into his mind. Benn hummed while he absentmindedly patted the boy on his head. "And do you know why?"
Luffy's eyebrows knotted together in concentration. He kept silent like this for almost a minute before his expression brightened up again. "Nope!"
Shanks gave the child a sappy smile and nodded sagely. "Of course, you wouldn't know what went through the head of those stinky barbarians." Privately he wondered if another smile like that would be enough to kill him.
Luffy laughed brightly. "You're weird."
Seems like he'd find out sooner than later.
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Or alternatively: Luffy is beautiful on the scale of Boa Hancock and no one can resist him. This changes things.
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Local Preteens Entrap Murderous Wraith (You Won’t Believe What Happens Next) by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2021
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“It was you, wasn’t it? The snake…”
“And that pathetic wretch of a man who visited you at your family’s home.” He forces Harry to turn his head, to meet his gleeful gaze. “And the shadow out of the corner of your eye when you thought yourself alone. Yes, Harry, I was there.”
“How?” he demands, bravado not quite masking fear.
And Voldemort laughs again, an edge of madness to the sound. “Oh, you lucky little idiot. You have no idea what you’ve done.”
Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover a spell. They decide to perform it, and no one is pleased with the result.
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"Hey, V, pass the eggs," Mack said, sitting down and shredding off her leather jacket, sliding her M9 back in her pocket.
Victoria passed her an incredulous look, glancing at the eggs, the bacon, the tray with warm toasts, the huge chicken roast, and then at the small boy sitting cross legged on the sofa between the kitchen and the table, squinting at her through huge glasses like a thin, little grasshopper and looking expectantly hopeful.
The eight year old boy they just kidnapped last night.
Did kidnapped pre-teen boys usually cook food for their kidnappers without being forced?
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- Part 17 of and several bad jokes later
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Stiles and the kanima have a *bond*, a deep abiding bond, a bond that is based off of mutual trust...and Stiles’ questionable morals and sense of humor.
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- Part 28 of Merry Trope-mas
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Dumbledore reached out a long hand and seized the parchment. He held it out and stared at the name written upon it. There was a long pause, during which Dumbledore stared at the slip in his hands, and everyone in the room stared at Dumbledore. And then Dumbledore cleared his throat and read out —
“Harry Potter.”
Everyone turned to look at the boy in question, but he was gone. In his place stood a taller — if still short — man with messy black hair and a squalling baby.
“Please,” the man begged, “please just tell me what you want from me! I’m so tired! I will do anything! Just stop crying!”
“Master Harry,” said an elf fumbling at his side, “Kreacher has fetched the milk as requested, but thinks Master Harry should look around for a moment as we have been dislocated.”
“What?” asked the man, baby still wailing.
“Kreacher is terribly sorry for the inconvenience, Sir.”
“What?”
All at once the Great Hall Exploded. It was not some strange man at all: it was Harry Potter! Older and possessing a child, yes, but Harry Potter all the same. How could this be?