you finally got round to reading it, then? (I'm debating on turning it into a full fic where Mabel is a total biatch (using school computer to reply, hehehe, I love their "Safety Security" X'D)
Of course there will be Human Bill... (But first the pair have to get "to the same plain", which I imagine such a mating ritual ensures X'D) I'm sorry if that was torture to read X'D My mind ran world after reading other Triangle!Bill/Dipper Smut X'D (I'm a sucker for beastiality and other very-impossibe-in-rl kinks... Mainly because They Can't Occur In Real Life X'D)
Good to know Emi has a monster fucking kink welcome to the club. At least I know I am nto the only one who dream of being molested by lubed up tentacles you make me proud my sweet sin child.
*chuckles* I also have a choking kink, plus a restraints kink, so I have a feeling that Dipper will be finding these with a biting kink quite easily ;D (The fact I'm going to hint at these later on in a certain fic I'm speed-writing now before I start on that kinky shit with A Demon's Queen (which is what this oneshot's going to go into ;D) (I also recently found out I have an obsession with the idea of the central pair being the King and Queen of a Hive, so This Is Going To Be Hilarious! Especially since I plan to include the Worst Sides of Mabel Ever! XD)
Oh god I have a bondage kink, a biting/marking kink, a sight deprivation kink, a master/pet kink, a slight spanking kink, a knife play kink and im a minor masochist so im basically Bill in a nutshell...your judging me aren't you lol?
Nah, because I file Sight Deprivation under Bondage and I'm a total M with a High Pain Tolerance, and I would definitely be the "Pet" or "Slave" for my "Master" or "Mistress" ;b (I also have No Shame, so PDA with such kinks going on will happen (as long as no easily-scarred children are nearby)) I also have a slight Water-kink, like, getting tied up and shagged senseless in the bath... *chuckles* I'll See You In Hell ;D
I am the dominant type and it take me trusting you explicitly to give up my role as dom for the sub role plus i kinda like shower sex and my girlfriend has a collar kink we own one that i painted bright blue to look like a Bill collar plus i own a single seven inch vibrator and it purple! but omg am i so fucking flustered in porn shops then there's my fiance who's trying to smack me on the ass with a crop and my face is heating up like the surface of the sun. I mean not to be creepy or lewd but if I was a England native and not engaged and American you would make a fine pet my English muffin (;
*chuckles* Why, thank you! (But you two are Perfect together!! And wwwww That Sounds Adorkable!! XD) Also, I will Dom if the other is more innocent than me, though I'd definitely restrain myself unless asked, but I prefer Subbing because how risqué I think things could get ;D)
Me and wifey can't have sex now cause she on her period (CURSE YOU FEMALE MENSTRUATION IM HORNY DAMMIT) But she is such an innocent little bean...until she started giving me attention than it got heated like god damn she sound sinister when she talks dirty Im just like...*aggressively fans myself* can't wait to see what happens when she get rough with me that could be extra fun...I mean are you still a virgin Emi or you one of those girls that is really acquainted with your hand and might have popped your own cherry?
*hums* My Mum's family has a history of us ladies getting suuuuper horny for about one to one and a half weeks before our period starts (which is why my auntie is already a granny to about half a classroom of kids), though the unfortunate thing is I also have the long-stamina from my Dad's side, so I still have my cherry by a few threads, so I'm currently saving for Toys to deal with that annoying thing... (And RIP, I honestly find it annoying how our periods can act as a straight-out blocker for that kinda stuff, though there is still Oral ;D) And ooooh! Collars!! XD (If I feel extra flirty I'll usually wear a ribbon like a choker after I've combed my hair... Though the one I usually end up dressing up for is Me Alone or when playing dress-up with my friends.)
I know this sounds horrible that i am even suggesting this but have you thought of having totally platonic lesbian sex with one of your friends who knows one may want to keep you cute butt all for themselves once they got a taste for that buttered English muffin of yours.
*chuckles* Unfortunately, they're all Straight (one even Too Straight and she has literally got stalkers and catcallers 'cause she so pretty) but for one who's an adorable asexual marshmallow that I'd rather protect and pine after from the shadows... (I still haven't gotten over the last tendrils from the crush that smacked me out my seat for her about one and a half years ago, but now she's Learnt to be Lewd and I Am Dying because she knows that I'm the one you can hammer off to as pervy as you like and we basically end up flirting before she says something nailing into a kink and I Am Floored X'D It's annoying, since I feel she'll never like me back the way I like her, since I've a feeling she's demiromantic and I Have Been Friend Zoned for four yers! xD)
Throw you love for her in her face do something cheesy and romantic for her get out the razzle dazzle rip open you sex appeal the worst she can do is confirm she don't want you that way but ya ain't gettin any younger or straighter cause real dicks are evil if it ain't silicone it ain't happenin.
*chuckles* I remember once I grabbed her hand after she did something extra-cute and asked her to be mine, she smiles, looking really cute and says "no!" X'D (Our friend who was sitting by us just patted my shoulder in mock-sympathy before turning back to her stuff, that is the moment I knew I was doomed To The Friendzone X'D After she said that she did think of me as just a friend she can weeb with, so I just let it happen 'cause at least I can then just tease her over the fact that she seems to like fictional characters more than actual humans X'D)
*winces* Oh thats rough friendo yeah me and Casey have been together almost a year and three month in two days and i have liked her since college but she was unsure about her sexuality so i backed off as not to come off as some weird aggressive lesbian and ended up dating a guy i knew in college but i got irritated being his girlfriend and dumped him then found out Casey a) liked me liked me and b) was into woman so im like all will you be mine and she said yes. I was kinda afraid to tell her i was trans cause she might dump me but she love me for me and not what in my pants so im pretty sure she poly or pansexual while im a pansexual transman. You'll find someone it takes a little bit hell it took me 22 years and a near suicide attempt to find Casey and your only 18 so chill and take your time and definitely make sure the person not an asshole or abusive.
*chuckles* Awww! XD (Honestly I don't mind, because there's some cute pieces of ass going to be on my course at Uni, plus if an asshole/abusive li'l shit tries going for me, they'll have either a pissed off tank-of-muscle (me) or a protective little shit (my bro) and a protective big shit (my dad) to deal with, seeing as in our family, at the end of the day, family is family, and you protect it ;D
Wao! Tbh, I know for a fact I scare all the men away, since I'm always so bouncy and energetic they probably see me as an overcharged-energizer-bunny or something by this point... (Honestly, women are a tone better than men; even Girl Scouts were chosen over the Male Scouts during one of the world wars 'cause they gossiped less about the info they received! XD)
Most men don't like that i want to a be dominant sometimes they all think i should be the submissive arm candy and i don't like that role one bit if i can't voice my opinion or be a dom during sex it ain't happening besides a i think a real man is one who will submit to his woman in bed instead of hogging all the power and i love as a man a opinionated woman who has a fuck it attitude when it comes to speaking her mind plus i hate feminist woman who think a man should treat her like a queen regardless of her attitude I am all like "no i will treat you how you treat me." and my fiance treats me like a king so i treat her like a queen.
Awww! XD (Meanwhile, I'm mostly a sub, since I like mostly getting cuddles and attention, but if they do try stepping over boundaries before I'm ready they will literally lose something, since I'm deadly when I subconsciously strike back... My Dad even likes randomly saying "Ah! I remember your expression when it slowly went from "pissed" to "oh shit" when you bit my hand!" so... whoopsies? ;p)
I like being a dom because im in charge of after care and i love pampering my sub after she has exerted herself plus being dom you get to be the one that holds you innocent and pet her and purr praises in her ear before falling asleep in a snuggly embrace. plus sleeping naked in the summer with someone you just fucked is a wonderful feeling.
That sounds adorable! XD (and hmmmmmm I think that baby bun I've been planning and started for you just fattened up a bit more whilst I started writing it out, whOOPS, I thought my bunnies couldn't get any bigger! X'D)
*vibrates excitedly* Yusss prego Dipper...i have no idea why i have such a kink for Bill knocking up Dipper it weird but mpreg Billdip fanfics just have such a satisfying feel to them especially if Bill kind evil or a total sweetheart maybe this is why i like the alphabetaomegaverse fics so much cause Dipper 90% of the the time get pregnant and he male in most of them.
Tbh I Adore the A/B/O verse just for the kinks and knotting XD (Prego Dipper has somehow become my fav plot device, it's happenin' in every damn BillDip fic I'm writing, then Demon Hive is just... *rumble rumble rumble, BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!* A HIVE!!! A HOARD!! (lots of protective-as-fuck Bill... X'D That's gunna be my second weirdest, no fucking the triangle [fucking the triangle-addicted-asshat] but I was thinking they'd end up with Dipper being Bill's Queen, so you get Bill being like "The first tone that we had are all soldier brats, you should be thinking about the one in your tum who's the Actual Future Cipher unlike the other magic-ritual-ones" then he just gets slapped on the shoulder as Dipper goes "They're all ours and you're just being a picky pa since all these ones grew up real fast!" as the ones they're talking of are like "Our Mom's an Angel!"... It also means hilarity when Stan and Ford come crashing in like "HE'S OUR GRANDNEPHEW! Before seein Dipper all happy and cheery and preggers X'D *cackles*)
Bill ends up getting pregnant in my fanfic series but not till the way end so yeah it going to be fun writing a moody hormonal prego Bill i can just imagine Theo being all excited about the prospect of a niece or nephew and Thadius and Xillia excited for grandbabies and Mabel is just gushing over pregnant Bill pampering him and nursing using a bunch of human prego rules while Dipper is both hoping the kid pops out soon because hormonal Bill is a literal nightmare and he just excited to be a daddy while we see Stan, Fidds and Ford conveniently sleeping at Fidds alot because none of them are brave men in the face of a hormonal moody Nightmare King demanding food and someone to rub his feet every five minutes.
YAAAAS! XD (tbh I love the idea of the fact everyone's like "oooh! Protecc the baby!" as Bill's like "He'll be fine, he's inside the Fearimad and the slaves who may try hurting him are unarmed!" Mabel starts stuttering, then just a buff slave flies through the room as Dipper, pissed and glowing, storms in like "Don't touch me ya perv!"... *sighs at fun mental images*
when my Dipper becomes a demon we find out antlers are sensitive and Bill takes full advantage of this plus Dipper as a demon is only three inches shorter than Bill so about 6'6. If you don't remember what demon Dipper looks like check my Instagram i think i put a pic of him up.
I do (he's both a cutie patootie and has a hot booty ;D) (also I envy the fact you got him anatomically correct X'D if I ever draw a guy, he's getting Them Bara Muscles and I have to try and force clothing on them after or redraw parts completely whilst ignoring their complaints X'D)
Funny thing is his body type up until the fourth book Serendipity is kinda soft not very muscular 5'9 guy which get restyled when he joins Bill's military forces and marries him so yeah that drawing image doesn't show up till way later on plus Bill kind is sad when he doesn't have his chubby Pinedoll anymore but he realizes Dipper is required to tone up and lose weight in his basic training so he can be efficient plus Bill is now more horny for Dipper demon appearance then his fluffiness when they get married.
Oh god yes Bill is always kinda promiscuous in my fics but he hella calmer than Theo about sex Bill just a demon with good sexual taste and know what he wants when he sees it.
Bill in my fics is polysexual cause he likes any sweet ass except cisgendered females he says they are kind exhausting and he not into accidentally having kids or being overly careful during sex.
Awwww! ^w^ (I just leave Bill to choose his own sexuality, though apparently he has it as either Pan or Poly, seeing as Pregnant Dipper is one of my favourite things to end up with, just for domestic floof and both the fun mayhem of pregnancy and... Bill getting thrown up on. X'D Just Bill, wanting to cuddle his cute little kid, sits him in his lap with a spell on the kid's head so he doesn't have to hold the kid's neck as he's talking to his subjects, then~ X'D (Of course, Bill just internally screams his rage as he knows if he does that externally, not only will said child start cry-screaming in fear of their own Pa, but Dipper will Kill Him and his subjects will Laugh. So, externally, he magics away the sick and congratulates his brat for their aim X'D)
Yeah Bill is either pan or poly for me too and yes Dipper is the more responsible parent to the kid but Bill is definitely more worldly knowledgeable and has to argue with Dipper about sending him to school or homeschooling him cause Bill doesn't think a institution can teach his kid as well as he can.
YAAS! XD (To be fair, I can imagine the only way they can get Ford and Fidd to warm up to his Great Grandkids will be through repetitive exposure, so Ford and Fidd start teaching them robotics. Then you get hilarious stuff where, say, Mabel is trying to find the kids for bedtime, she goes to the playroom, then everyone just hears Mabel scream in shock and find the kids sitting on her chest waving around hand-made stun-guns X'D (Of course, Dipper takes control since he's the Good, Stern parent and Bill's the fluffy wrapped-around-the-"innocent"-pinky parent XD)
i can see Bill being either the push over parent or the "go ask you mother" parent and i definitely seeing him having a breakdown when he in the first few month or there life cause he feels like he not fit to be parent and Dipper has to console him and build his parental confidence back up...constantly.
D'aaawww! (I see him as being really excited on the first two days (Mabel's-highest-levels excited), //then// realizing //holyshitThisIsHisBaby!// and freaking the fuck out for a day, before finally accepting it with a "at least I now have a little Prince in case I Die Horribly!")
Honestly with all the mpreg Dipper we are talking about I am now up in the air which of my demon kings are going to carry the child but I am still kinda focused on Bill being the child bearer since I have never seen mpreg Bill only Dipper.
Tbf Preggers bill would be a hot mess half the time and a total bitch the other half X'D (one of the things that get me laughing is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSlg0_5aQhk and I think it was him who said that it's terrifying when they get horny because it's just the father internally panicking as they try to figure out what to do as their wife's just like "hubby! I'm horny!" XD) Also you get all the weird-eating, so what if a five-weeks-pregnant Bill disappeared, then Dipper finds him drunk on hormones in the forest, hanging off a tree like "Sated the bloodthurst!" whilst waving a deer leg and with blood all around his mouth X'D
Omg so my prego Bill would be a horny hormonal mess with weird food craving and if we talking about blood craving Dipper is gonna be covered in bite marks cause why drain a deer when he has gourmet blood sleeping next to him plus i can see Bill scaring the shit outta Ford by asking him to cooke all these dead animals he slams on the table growling he's hungry. Theo just in the background humming and prepping for his niece or nephew completely oblivious to his potentially violent pregnant brother and just cheerfully says to Bill "Do yo want gold or red for the nursery." Bill just growls "BLOOOOD!" and Theo just chirps "okay red it is." like his brother isn't going probably murder everyone in there sleep while coked out on hormones.
*cackles* If I were to take Ekundayo into account, they'd be partially hiding and partially watching for any wish which could mean they can either kidnap the pregnant person or just go "HEEY! You made a wish, now I can be the Best Demon-Mum Ev-" before getting hit with a fly swatter X'D
Demon Dipper be all over that bitch like white on rice if he touch his husband and endangered the bun in the oven your demon would be having a very bad day...week...month...year...eternity.
*cackles* He can join the line! XD (Ekun ranks as No.1 on the hit lists of everyone that has met them, they just ended up after granting a wish for lucifer (surprisingly, the only one who doesn't find them annoying 'cause Cats) with a cordoned-off area of hell to have their craziness "contained"... Of course, they need to feed, so they literally can only go to one place at a time for a meal... Though seeing as as long as you "have an invite"/are a contractor/part of the Wish, you can get into hell...) (I am now imagine Ekun holding the ashes of part of their realm as Demon Dip is Destroying Everything! XD LOL)
Wow she sounds about as popular as my Bill except she probably lacks the sex appeal and charisma cause i would literally bend over for Bill in a heartbeat if he throwing his seduction my way.
They have... That brattish Brit Seduction; for one, they doesn't give a fuck as long as it means they can play with timelines. Sometimes they'll wear a dress if they know that will dsarm the contractor, but otherwise they mainly wear their suit. They'll just as easily purr in your ear as they'll - for kicks during the deal - slam someone's upper bod on a desk via their head then use their back as a seating place whilst casually eating mints and giving a hint to the side trying to "save" Ekun's contractor. (Also, they're non-binary, so I use "they/them/their" for them, but sometimes I do use "she/he" during first introductions until the contractor has done the deal, then they find themselves being leant back seductively as Ekun closes in, goes nose to nose and whispers "by the way, the fun thing is I'm non-binary, the idea of fucking anyone is disgusting!" before leaving them a flustered mess with whatever's gunna happen happening... (They are One Hell of a Jinn, after all ;D)
Theo is technically gender fluid he goes by whatever gender he is currently portraying but most of the time he is male for comfort reasons. Bill did like to cross dress alot when he was younger letting Theo dress him up for parties so they could troll people even though gender is relative in there species so it was safer to crossdress in there world than in our. Also my Willdip fic is up go take a look at it.
YEEE! DEXTERITY!!! XD (I saw that you'd posted that, haven't gotten round to reading yet 'cause I'm trying to soothe plotbuns by actually sitting and writing another 2000+ words today. But, WE'LL SEE! \(^w^)/ )
Will is a sassy bitch and Dippers smart but also kind dim and Spherius be promiscuous horrorterror while Ford is obsessive jealous master best friend and doesn't know when to let go. Wait till we meet TC Will's father you going to feel so bad for Dipper.
I think i responded to the wrong message...i just looked at this thread and realized how dumb i was cause the response you just received was meant for this message...yep im dumb.
I honestly cant wait to meet you i just looked at my girlfriend and told her we should head over to England and she all like "Do you know how much money that is." and im like "honeymoon goals" also i would love to use that as a excuse to meet you and Byrony and see your cuteness in person plus you hair in pictures looks so pettable so don't be surprised if i suddenly pet the floof that is you fluffy blondish brown mane.
*chuckles* I live an hour by train away from London, though Bry's returning to Uni until the Summer hols, between years X'D (Then I go to Uni, too! Wahoo! XD) TBH I'd also love to meet you in RL, 'cause you seem like tiramisu - cheeky and sweet X'D (TBH, London is a lot more expensive and... Culturally different(?) from the rest of England. The thing that made me laugh hardest about it was when Brexit was announced as going through, London wanted to become a separate country from England X'D)
*chuckles* Naaaah, that ain't creepy; at least we know eachother enough to joke in those terms, it's when it's strangers... (Like yesterday, when the waitress thought //looking through my things// and //rubbing my back// at my friend and I's after/before-birthday party... Like, I didn't mind the touching 'cause I'm a bit of a touchy-feely-need-dat-comfort sort of person, but when she was going to go through my notebook with all my G-E rated fic ideas thinking it was a photo album... wOOO No Tip For You!)
Im weird about stranger touching me like im totally cool if i get to at least know you name a little about you but complete stranger getting touchy with me weird me out like ask to touch didnt you parents teach you personal space rules. But yeah thats a tad bit creepy a waitstaff was doing that i would have been screaming stranger danger especially if she going through my shit without me actively showing them.
*chuckles* She Was Shit, though she caught by my entire group when looking in my book so Haaaaaaaaaaa! (Though the fact she said "I thought it was a photo album" creeped me out the most, What Pictures Did She Think Were There and Why Did She Think She'd Get Away With Looking?! X'D) (Thinking about it, I suddenly wanna stick a load of horror-style pics in there so if it happens again it'll creep the Stranger The Fuck Out X'D)
No hon you stick porn in there lots of gay porn of varying species maybe add a little furry porn some alien porn maybe a spattering of Stancest and some risque looking Billdip most people are numb to horror nowadays but porn my dear and the gay shit will throw anyone off guard.
I purposely look up porn in public in hopes people will leave me alone and i used to do it at work nothing helps get you through a shift of stupid people better than a good ol' fashion dose of Billdip smut.
British Manners state you avoid others unless you know them and one must maintain a stiff upper lip in regards to your reactions towards others... (LOL, the fact most writers on here are now Porn Connoisseurs who just enjoy the smut and don't outwardly react to it whilst writing their own X'D)
Oh god i would never survive in you country I literally strike up conversation with complete strangers and im a loud mouth in interactions and a asshole if you slight me....god i would probably get arrested in days.
*laughs* You'd most likely survive, since Britain is meant to be multicultural... (Just for Godssakes don't hit anyone; that would probably count as Assault, even if Brats still in school kinda get away with it for being Brats and "The Future" TTwTT")
LOL, no worries; I apparently count as "too loud" and I survive, so you should be able to survive, too! XD (Even if now everyone's like "What are you on?" and I just scream back "HORMONES!! \(^w^)/")
I bounce from tea to coffee but im more a of tea snob i spoiled myself on a vacation with my girlfriend by buying loose leaf tea which is more flavorful than prebagged store bought tea and im fond of steep cinnamon tea in hot milk with a little sugar for a bedtime drink because dear lord is sweet cinnamon warm milk the shit.
Mocha and hot choc are my fav, though my Dad really likes his Coffee and my Mum really likes her tea, so I'm just sitting at the table and eating with them, when Mum goes to make tea and says "What do you want to drink?" then there's a cup shoved towards her with a childish "COCO!" X'D (Either that or herb teas, LOL XD) I've also been taught by Dad how to make his coffee (Which is Strong Shit, like Espresso and Americano/Machu Piccu got together and had a kid X'D) so I have an idea that working in a cafe would be a good side-job when I go to uni... (All the Cafe places I frequent already have the staff they need for Friday, Saturday and Evening part timers TTwTT"))
I used to be a huge hot coffee drinker but now i gravitate towards frappes a little more i like my coffee in smoothie form. I am also a huge chai latte fan it's one of my favorite hot tea drinks. I am a huge peppermint tea fan too and most cold tea I drink is Arizona iced tea like the one I commonly drink is teh ginseng honey green tea because I figure it was healthier than drinking pop all the time cause my chubby butt is trying to lose weight. I do also love hot cocoa too but im super picky on it because I like super creamy hot cocoa and I can normally only find quality hot cocoa at expensive coffee shops or if im desperate the gas station down the road from my dads house has a godly hot cocoa machine that has the richest cocoa I have ever gotten at gas station and it normally only two american dollars for a huge cup.
... (When I say Pan, I Mean Pan X'D) Oooh, thinking on that, do you ever drink the half/quarter-inch of stuff at the bottom? I never do, 'cause I hate that bit 8u8
if you talking about tea i drink every last drop and with coffee I use instant coffee seeing as i don't have a coffee maker to make fresh brewed stuff so I don't get the coffee remnants in the bottom because instant coffee fully dissolves in hot water. I am also a huge snob with my coffee prep I like sweetened creamer but no sugar and I a huge addict for holiday creamers (Like peppermint chocolate around Yule and pumpkin spice in the fall) I also HATE black coffee and can't understand how anyone can drink coffee without sweetening it first.
Waooo X'D ("It's October." "So?" "They have Pumpkin Spice!" "....How much have you drunk of that?" "By this point my blood is Pumpkin Spice" *other edges away slowly*) Also, I can second that on Sweetening *shivers* how on earth grown men down the stuff like I down the red kinda Fanta is beyond me X'D
Im the peppermint fanatic during December my girlfriend doesnt like peppermint stuff cause she says it remind her of toothpaste. Also I used to be horrible with sweet pops like Faygo and Fanta my fave flavor was probably the pineapple Fanta and the Blue Moon Mist Faygo or the peach Faygo. I also wish I could find that Chocolate Cream Pie Faygo my dad got me when I was a little kid.
Wao X'D (I've only recently been able to track down a type of chocolate bar my Gran gave me and my big bro whilst small; Blue Ribbon, though otherwise my favourite childhood food is Marshmallows, because there were such few occasions I was allowed them X'D) I am sad to say; I have never heard of Faygo. I am happy to say; there was a recent Fanta type released in Britain that's Blue, but after taking a sip the rest of it found itself in the bin, 'cause EWWWWW! X'D (Then again, this also means Fanta almost has their rainbow; Fruit Twist, Orange, Lemon, [there no green], then what I think was meant to either be Bubblegum or Blueberry but just tasted like cheap flavourings X'D)
Rootbeer Cream soda Orange Lemon lime Strawberry Grape Cola Kinda Dr. Pepperish flavor Pineapple Blue Raspberry Candy Apple Cotton Candy Peach Cherry Cola
yeah Faygo has a lot of weird flavors but it like $1.10 for a good size bottle so it was a cheap but good pop that I gravitated toward and honestly they keep making good flavors all the time the only one I won't drink is is the cotton candy cause it sounds gross and im just not brave enough to waste money on something that may taste like ass.
...#CherryCola4Life X'D (I spent £1.14 on a bottle of the blue Fanta, I took one sip, shared it round as we all mutually agree it was //BAD//, then threw it, I am Wanting to Try That Cotton Candy flavour X'D)
I also like Mountain Dew especially Voltage and Game Fuel but I havent had pop in a while cause im trying to be "healthy" and stick to (flavored) water and tea but god am I craving a can of soda right now just talking about it.
I just got my hair cut today and it feels so niiiiicce! Plus I went grocery shopping so my fat ass has food and my dad gave me a bunch of food I left at his place so I have lunches yay!
Oooh! (I honestly cut my hair a week ago, so the back isn't so scraggly and full of dead ends. It's so easy to comb now! ^w^) (And yes I cut my own hair! 1) It's cheaper by about 5-10 quid, 2) Granny showed me whilst cutting Big Bro's hair when we were younger! [AhemsincehenevercombsorbrusheshisAhem])
My hair was getting too long and too hard to spike plus my sides needed to be shaved down so my girlfriend took me to the salon near my dad since I had to pick up shit from my dad plus he gave me money for groceries because irresponsible and wait till our food is at a all time low before shopping (plus I eat like a whale and my girlfriend eats like a rabbit so food supply dwindles at weird rate). Hey I was wondering if you could draw my Bill, more Theo and maybe Thadius in you drawing style and maybe some NSFW Ciphercest if you have time and I will draw you some smutty Billdip deal *extends hand as I wiggle eyebrows*
*raises brow* I can draw suggestive Ciphercest, but I never draw NSFW stuff... Mainly because when people find it it's one of the very few things I actually get embarrassed about, and Go On About Them Cipher Boyos!! 8D (I eat small portions over a long period, unless I'm using it to pass time XD)
Can i maybe suggest some Thadius shirtless holding a scythe and if you need a face reference on Thadius look on DA or Insta and is body type is literally lean muscle with scars on it he ahs three long ones over hsi stomach one over the middle of his sternum in spanned out design and a large teeth mark scar on his right shoulder as well as self harm scars on his arms also his scar tissue would be a purpleish color also his pupil is round the reference online is Corrupt Thadius but i wanna see my death daddy shirtless happy and sane so round pupils instead of the cats eye ones. This is my first request and if you wouldn't mind keeping me up on the progress so I help you tweak it if you make any design flaws because i might add this drawing to his bio on the Gravity Falls amino cause why not add some "scar references" *coughunapologeticfanserviceiswhatimeantcoug* because im posting bios of the whole family on my account. You should totally download the amino app and join the GF amino its fun plus we can chat on it too (like we need another goddamn way to chat but *shrugs*)
I know all the Cipher men are hot wait till i draw out Stanphord you will definitely have a grandpa kink with him. Thadius has a more austere colder beauty while Bill and Theo are more intimidating soft beauty and Stanphord is just buff friendly bull that makes everyone groan in misery that he's aromantic and they cant keep him for themselves.
*wrinkles nose* Grandparents are for cuddling, getting wisdom from, and wanting to love and protect and to NEVER SEE DIE!!! X'D (Best grandpa is the type that lets you cuddle them even if you're as solid as a tank and is also really kind and comforting... Best grandma is equally as humorous, but Badass X'D)
Eh....Stanphord's kind mad scientist bara grandpa with a still reasonable sex drive but no desire for the relationship part and where Theo and Bill might have picked up there seduction skills seeing as Stanphord is a aromantic bisexual and taught his grandsons to sweet talk both men and women alike even if Bill only really likes dick whereas Theo being pansexual utilizes all of his grandfathers teachings. To put it simply Stanphord is academically driven like Ford with a love for science and knowledge with and outlook on life that kinda reminds you a bit of Stan with some personality quirks that make you understand where Bill got some of his sass and sparkling personality.
YAAAS! XD (I can imagine Bill scrunching up his nose when they need to get a certain amount of info, before thoroughly kissing Dipper and finally going to flirt with the goddamned bitch X'D)
Stanphord pretty much replaces Thadius as a father figure for the boys before he dies mysteriously in what is assumed to be an accident when the twins hit adulthood shortly before Bill goes dark. Dipper will actually meet Stanphord in Memoriam before the "accident" and is the first one to suggest it was not so much an accident after all though the mystery is not solved for a while in my story. Fortunately Dipper doesn't meet Thadius until the third book Redemption when more light and backstory is shed on his character as well as the darkness itself.
Ooooh! How fun! X'D (Hey... Guess what I've gone and added a li'l to~ ;p) (B) (E) (F~ ;p) (btw, I think I'll put it up at some point, because this is //class// X'D)
Good shit right there my Bill is rather needy and territorial too but not so much that he is possessive he just claims Dipper's soul and heart for his own and gets kinda pissy when other flirt with him or interrupt them having personal time other than that my Redeemed Bill is a doll. He's also very dominant during sex and only gives up dominance on his terms and will top your ass if he isn't impressed with your topping skills like if you not turning him on fast enough or you bore him (i.e. if you extremely vanilla or going to slow).
Also a difference between Corrupt Bill and Redeemed Bill is Redeemed Bill only finds pain pleasurable during sex and in the right form he does not have the same insatiable fetish for pain his dark self did he is able to recognize when pain is bad as opposed to pleasurable pain.
Oh Bill's got a enormous guilt complex though most of Redemption and doesn't really get over it until he marries Dipper and comes to terms that all is well now and he is loved and finally sets his past to rest to pursue his future.
Right now I am kinda determining how much of a dick i want to make Theo in this chapter seeing as i have to make so Dipper eventually forgives him and Mabel to start dating him but he gonna do something stupid and bad to Dipper soon and we are going to see full scale meltdown of Theo in the creepiest way might i add.
Well it was going to be more a creepy sexual kind mistake which he mind fucks Dipper into thinking was his fault and he wanted it causing Dipper to redevelop his hatred towards Theo and start actively working against him again just pissing the demon off further proving William's warning to Dipper to hold a lot of truth as well as show Theo not the saint he paints himself to be.
Ohhh, you mean the shit that can come out of people's mouths during funktime... (I love that stuff, because I can see Bill manipulating Dipper through that //a lot// XD)
Ok minor spoiler he is probably going to end up raping Dipper via using his female anatomy seeing as he still refuses to take Dipper gay virginity until he is willing which is never going to happen for Theo since Dipper now kinda wants to be porked by William if they can save him but now the floodgates of possessive Theo have opened up and now he views William as a rival/not good enough for Dipper and is now going to get extra petty which is going to lead up to the endgame of Insanity and into the beginning of Memoriam.
Oh you poor naive fool but beautiful soft child Dipper is far from pure in my fic but i will let you find out for yourself as i update *slides back into darkness cackling ominously*
LOL, we always write our M/Cs as so pure their child self is practically Diabetic if ever written X'D (Like Will will be when I get round to my Demon's Castle fic, though the opening's being Fussy X'D)
Will is a closet perv in The Fault in our Scars and slowly reveals how sexual he can get to Dipper over time but in most situation he is a utter gentleman with sneaky perversion when he knows nobody will call him out or notice and poor Rev!Dipper is so fucking oblivious which Will knows and takes full fucking advantage of it.
LOL! XD But you've got to admit, it results in the most //perfect// of "situations"... (LOL, when you have to use certain words to get past m'College's "safety system" X'D) (Though apparently, when going to the disney website to learn stuff for my project, I can't 'cause it's "time wasting" X'D (My teacher's face when I said that during the presentation I had a wek later was //hilarious// X'D Apparently she never knew such a block EXISTED! X'D
oh it does! Will just adore embarrassing Dipper whether he knows it or not and often finds flustering him fun too especially when there alone and Will corners him in one of there hotel rooms half undressed or just out of the shower knowing he can literally get away with anything now that Dipper is no longer his boss and often relies on him for basic necessities since he now broke and has no access to any of his money because of Stanford.
Im actually gonna focus on getting the next chapter of The Fault in our Scars up as well as an update for Locked by Gravity seeing as it been forever since i updated them or at least feels like it.
Tbh... It has been. (Give me cuties~!! X'D) (Oh god that sounded a bit like what the wanting-grandkids parent says X'D except swapping out "grandkids" for "cuties" X'D) (S p e a k i n g o f *looks over at Wingéd Falls fic*)
I am gonna work on both of them and update them at the same time so can get twice the content up cause right now I am working on the next chapter of The Fault in our Scars then I am gonna do the next chapter of Locked by Gravity before updating them both on the same day.
Uggh...my ADD is making this harder than it needs to be I keep getting distracted by chores, YouTube and anime plus im hungry and there are no good snacks in the house so im like settling on food im not even interested in eating.
Cook!! You can get a pizza recipe online, or you just use bread as the base and low-heat cook cheese, chopped tomatoes and mayyybe ketchup and a hint of mixed herbs on top! XD
We actually need to go grocery shopping but we are low on money right now so im being nice and not being picky with food we just had chicken tenders and potato wedges for dinner tonight and im making scrambled eggs and pancakes for dinner tomorrow so we are making due with what we have.
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