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Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Hi twitter.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Omg hi steve, fancy seeing you here

NT NEWS @NTNEWS
James Barnes and Steve Rogers interact for the first time online.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
pop off gal.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Buck, what?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Slay shishter.

Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
OMG STUCKY ONLINE OMG

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Steve. Bucky. Not Stucky. They aren’t gay.

Baby bird @Samcakes
They sure look it right now though. Attached image (Steve and Bucky sitting on a couch, theres no room between them.)

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
The United States Hero will not and cannot be associated with homosexualism. What will that make our children think?

You know who I am @TonyStank
That it’s okay to be gay? That what they feel is normal and it’s just love?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Love is between a Man and a Woman. Nothing else.

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Gay isn’t real. You’re just doing it for attention

Private Messages on the Avengers GC:

Captain Ass-Merica: Pepper
Captain Ass-Merica: Please, let me say something.
Captain Ass-Merica: Let me say something before Buck or Tony does.
Pepper Potts: No. You can’t argue with a politician online. Just ignore him.
Bird #2: He’s literally just insulted an entire group of people, a major part of the nation, and you want CAPTAIN AMERICA to stay quiet.
Captain Ass-Merica: Don’t worry about me, Bucky’s typing angrily.
Pepper Potts: Bucky. Don’t.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Yes. Because loving who you want to love is attention seeking.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
What’s more attention seeking, however, is calling someone an attention seeker

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’d rather have a homosexual icon for the country than you tbh

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
You should’ve been charged for your crimes.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
ok.

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
You killed hundreds, if not, thousands of innocents, yet people think your safe to roam the streets?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
#LOCKUPTHEWINTERSOLDIER

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Hell no. First you insult half of the nation, and then Bucky, what the hell?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
I’d rather be chocked by the Winter Soldier than live with gays.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
kinky

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
That can be arranged.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
LMAO HE BLOCKED ME

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
And i’ve blocked him

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I love arguing.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
oh i remember.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
It was so much better when hitting people with garbage can lids was legal though.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
I know right.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’m bored so guys #askbucky stuff. Use the hashtag and ask me stuff!

Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
Are you gay for steve? #askbucky

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Cannot confirm neither deny.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Is sam the best avenger? #askbucky

Mandy @boo
#AskBucky least Fav avenger?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Right now, Steve.

Mandy @boo
Why?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
He’s ignoring me

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Thats because I’m trying to do something and you’re following me

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Not my fault.

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Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
HE’S BLOCKED ME
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Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
It’s okay, he got me Pizza.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Us. He got US pizza.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
fuck off. go get your own sugar daddy.