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Sakura-chan
Today 05:20 AM
Ugghhhhhhh

Today 06:00 AM
???

what happened?

I'm sick

I got a cold :/

I have nothing to do but they won't let me leave

It's not even that bad!!!! It's just a cold!!!!

do you have a fever?

I mean

It's not a bad fever?

then you can stay grounded :)

last time you said your cold wasn't that bad you passed out and fell down the stairs

IN MY DEFENSE

I was also very sleep deprived that time

Which I am not, this time. Just to let you know.

Sakura-chan, you texted me at 5am

Because I woke up at 5am!!!! That's different!!!!

sure '-')

Today 04:31 PM
heyyyy

Today 04:35 PM
there's uhhhh a weird guy looking for Shinichi

?????

What does he want???

he said and I quote "bring out Kudou Shinichi right now!!! yer his girlfriend or somethin' so you know where he's hidin'!!!"

osakan accent included

Huh

Weird

ok not really those exact words but he was pretty insistent on me being his girlfriend and that I knew where he was because I didn't report him missing

What did he say his name was?

hmmmmmm hold on

Hattori Heiji

OH

HAHAHAHAHA

I KNOW WHO HE IS

So, you know how I haven't been making a lot of progress with my project, right?

yeah?

Stop judging me, I can feel it through the screen

I'm not judging you but ok

Anyway

I started looking up detectives in Japan to pass the time

He's said to be the Osakan version of Kudou Shinichi and I bet the guy isn't very happy about it

ohhhh that makes sense

that's relieving to hear

he was pretty insistent that Shinichi didn't disappear so I thought...

You didn't think anything, Ran-chan ^^

yeah... I guess you're right

oh no I'm really influencing you, aren't I?

I don't know what you're talking about, Ran-chan :3c

horrifying

never text like that ever again

Aye aye captain

:3

NO

Sakura-chan
Today 10:12 AM
hhhhhe's back

Today 10:29 AM
Who's back?

Hattori?

yyyyyeah :((((

he keeps trying to make me tell him where Shinichi is

problem is

I have no idea where Shinichi is

Tell him to go fuck himself

EXCUSE ME?????

Sorry, I'm still sick and staying still is driving me nuts

still sick?

damn, it must be really bad

usually you're fine after a day or two

Yeah...

Anyway, keep me updated on him

I'm REALLY bored

sure 'v')b

Today 01:35 PM
he's back. AGAIN.

I don't know why but I REALLY don't like that he keeps coming back to see you

why?????

Oh sorry, that sounded wrong

Don't worry, I don't think he's dangerous

you do know that makes it more confuskskgksgfiag

?????

Ran?

Ran????

Today 02:41 PM
I'm back

THANK GOD

If you had taken too long I'd have called the police

sorry, Hattori-kun kept trying to look over my shoulder every time I turned on my phone

I'm calling the police

no need the police is already here

????

okay so long story short

I said I was going to meet up with a friend to get him to leave

but instead of leaving like a normal person, he decided to come with me

I was planning to call Sonoko to help me but he kept hovering and I didn't want to unlock my phone in front of him

anyways. turned out I didn't need to call her because almost as soon as we left my dad's agency, there was a scream and boom. murder.

hence the police

A murder, you say?

detectives istg

I'm starting to think all detectives are cursed

Not all of them, otherwise your dad would have more work

Anyways, you mentioned murder?

why would that even interest you, Sakura-chan?

Pretty please?

fine

do you remember Taeda-san?

he was poisoned inside his locked office and the key was in his hand

Hattori-kun already worked out most of the trick, something about a piano string

if I'm being honest, it was kind of nice seeing him piece everything together

kind of reminded me of Shinichi

Something doesn't add up

you gotta be joking

I think I know what Hattori's deduction was but something's bothering me...

???

Ughhhhh I KNOW something is wrong but I have no idea what because I'm not seeing it myself

Hold on a second

??????

what are you gonna do?

Oh nothing, I'm just gonna correct Hattori on his deduction

wait what

nO WAIT SAKURA-CHAN NO

Sakura-chan yes :3

DON'T YOU DARE SHOW UP

goddamnit

Sakura-chan
Today 04:50 PM
SHINICHI

SHINICHI YOU FUCKING BASTARD

IF YOU DON'T REPLY I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN MYSELF AND NOT EVEN GOD WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME

IF I FIND OUT YOU DIED I'M GONNA DRAG YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THE AFTERLIFE

Sorry for worrying you

sorry for worrying me? SORRY FOR WORRYING ME?????

SHINICHI YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

YOU WERE HAVING AN ACTUAL FUCKING HEART ATTACK

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING COLD SHINICHI

Sorry

Admittedly, this wasn't my... Brighest idea

Shinichi I'm gonna fucking hunt you down and drag your ass home

that's not normal

you need to go to a hospital

I'm fine Ran

I promise

On the bright side, I was right about Hattori's deduction being wrong!

this isn't funny Shinichi

I could've lost you

I could've lost you again

I'm sorry

I really am

I knew I shouldn't have left but I guess the fever made me impulsive

I'm sorry I made you see me like that

don't you dare apologize for that

the reason I'm angry isn't because you "made me see you like that" you dumbass

why didn't you tell me?

are you okay?

I'm feeling better now

I'm okay, I promise

The worst of it was at Taeda-san's house

okay

I'll trust you

but if it gets bad again, you're gonna tell me

okay?

Okay

I promise

But you have to delete these messages, okay?

...

okay